What a bore! THIS is real dedication to what was my late beloved biggie, Big-E – like wearing the mourning garb for a loved one. Some reluctantly do it for respect and blessings from the ancestors. The only blessing I am getting out of this torment is the dedication of the chief mourners and the support during these hard times. We can’t wait to let this show go at The Tomstone unveiling and cleansing ceremony on the 6th December. A llllooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnng time away…
Alas, I digress. The Jeremaship faced a week of soppy fictional novelling last week after it was announced that the muscled part of it (Jeremy), Vuilpop (Mzamo) and War-vat(Itai) were up for eviction. The War-vat, whom I believe should have those camouflage clothes confiscated as he is costing me VAT on my subscription, had pshyco mamboed horizontal (Nkenna) into believing that saving him was her duty - had been saved.
Thick Sis abandoned the gravesite for a week and reasoned, in a gibberish letter, that she had gone in search of new idiots to entertain her as she is bored. How the efff does a hostess leave her own party because of boredom? *sigh*
We had to endure ghostz perceptions of entertainment in the form of Granadilla pranking War-vat and some voicemail telephone in the diary room. *sigh* I just wanted Krypto to visit. Since the ghostz had no clue what was supposed to be done to entertain the departed party hostess on Thursday, they mimed a presentation which was ghastly, to say the least.
The new housemate, Ruby, hope it has personalityThe missing boring hostess returned on Friday and the ghostz were elated and has brought back a dog named Ruby as the new idiot in the house. Poor dog entered the house today and the ghostz were told they are not allowed to nominate it this week. *Sigh*
I had actually hoped the bored hostess had come to her senses and went back to the country that gave her a sex change to demand her balls back. Yah, mourner still hopeful. Anywho, Twin1 won the HoH challenge by finding a hidden star (in seconds of the challenge announcement) *yawn* I was happy for the twin, he really tries to entertain, shem.
Sweet Voice leaves the houseAnywho, the muscled part of Jeremaship sunk and got evicted… He looked good just quietly standing there and he had to open his mouth – all the appeal left as that sweet voice came thru *sigh*… Horizontal got the Molotov to win kitchen votes by cooking every meal and cleaning up after each meal for the whole week. I felt sorry for the Horizontal ghost.
The real girl part of jeremaship was devastated (and widowed) realized there’s too many Nigerians in the house. Shem! She landed in the nomination list AGAIN! Poor thang…
Twin1 SavesSo Widow , Vuilpop and Horizontal heard their names being announced as the firing squad facing ghostz… Twin1 saved vuilpop and put up FSG (ELizabeth). My ideal would have been a Granadilla replacement for Vuilpop AND no-one in the entire African continent NOT voting so all 3 can leave on Saving Sunday. Would have served two purposes – get rid of more deadweight ghostz fast and Dr Endemol Mnet Multichoice get a wake-up call that chief mourners are not funding the show anymore via voting.
Don't vote week for everybody... Just evict all threeAs I tuned in after 23:00, I found FSG in the lounge trying to entertain whoever by talking to the damn dog which seemed so bored! I left to watch a movie on TCM – yah, that is where real magic lives and after the movie ended, being a sucker for torture I went to visit the graveyard and the dog was in the kitchen barking!
Whoever the eff thinks that
that is entertaining and is killing the whole concept of Big Brother is a FUCKER! Yah, I said it!