Here goes, Hope all shall be forgiven, Best Friends Forever.
1. I should have told you the Sunglasses I bought you weren't really Gucci, coz now you go around showing them to everyone who cares to look.
2. I should have told you that, that dress was too small, hopefully then your boob wouldn't have popped during the toast.
3. I was really mad at you for going thru my mail, so I actually gave you a laxative instead of a headache pill.
4. So all of a sudden my boyfriend has become your personal chaffuer, okay, lets let sleeping dogs lie, but I should apologise for putting those pictures of you on the net.
5. I know we share everything, I put your silk blouse in the washer, I was so pissed off you always wear my clothes and bringing them back filthy. I just thought I should show you how it's done.
6. I was actually at my boyfriends' the weekend you got locked out the house. Babes, I'm sorry, but please try and pay the rent on time.
7.I scratched Storm's car, but you were drunk that night so I figured you wouldn't remember.
8. You baby borther is real cute but he honestly didn't catch that Herpes from me.
9. Wondering why they fired you as Church Treasurer, well I might have told the 'an' usher you had a gambling problem. You really need to start paying the rent on time.
10. Lastly, next time you get the urge to go do your nails at that R60 place I recommended. Remember R60 nails will get you R60 results.