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Shapa J-Z, Shapa!!!

Written by smithato from the blog WE ARE THE VICTIMS on 16 Feb 2010
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Shapa the Prez, shapa...

This guy means business and he is not joking.

First it was uMshini wam'...

Then shoot to kill...

Lots of wives...

And the results... Yes! Children...
I know the one infront

A lousy state address...

Nou die las...
A Cape Town student says his life has been “destroyed” after he was arrested last week for “waving away” President Jacob Zuma’s noisy, blue-light convoy.
A “notice of rights” document issued by police shows that Chumani Maxwele, 25, was charged with “Crimen injuria against the president of the RSA”.
This dude over here

apperently showed the President's convoy a finger. Haai, Some people have balls neh? Well I would have done the same after that pimped state address. Very poor indeed...

And yes he did it just like JZ is doing to the Nation...

Uyadlala wena, uJ-Z thought once an he thought twice... He got gatvol and thought ungijwayela amasimba lona. Yo! this guy got a good fas-trap hey.

Here is the full story from Sowetan 16/02/2010

“I waved them away, as if to say ‘hamba’, because of the noise. After that a black BMW X5 pulled up and three guys jumped out, pointing guns at me,” Maxwele told Sowetan.

This is what I dont get. You gonna like this:
The next morning, people whom he believed to be intelligence agents arrived to interrogate him.
“They said they were from a higher office in Pretoria.Maxwele said the agents told him “be careful what you do when a convoy passes because people are sensitive. Don’t touch your head or your waist”.

LOL!!! Don’t touch your head or your waist? Maybe I am missing a point?
What do you guys think of our Govenment mara!!!?

63 Comments

Capser
16 Feb 2010 12:30

Ya s"!t someone has a similar article... It is unreadable bloggers complain. pst!

KeleFabulous
16 Feb 2010 12:33

LOL

KeleFabulous
16 Feb 2010 12:34

looking at these pictures i find absolutely nothhing "normal" ngalo tata

nonzuzo
16 Feb 2010 12:36

Hhay cha ngeke phela!!!!

Sana Lwam
16 Feb 2010 12:39

ROTFLMAO @ all the Zuma pics.

Msoe
16 Feb 2010 12:45

looking at these pictures i find absolutely nothhing "normal" ngalo tata

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Melz
16 Feb 2010 12:46

His ma favourite President tjo! I jst wish that he's planning to impregnate someone bcoz batho bashwa!!!!!!!!

Calendar
16 Feb 2010 12:47

SA's got Talent - Here comes the President..........

Pooky
16 Feb 2010 12:52

the first pic kills me LMAO kwa kwa kwaaaaaaaaaaa till infinity

ted.2cute
16 Feb 2010 12:52

baby e
16 Feb 2010 12:54

mshini wami shini wami

Sobza
16 Feb 2010 12:55

this is funny....let me take lunch I will comment later

Holiday
16 Feb 2010 13:10

South African should just get rid of him and put the next idiot in.

ted.2cute
16 Feb 2010 13:11

You know I really had HIGH hopes for this beautiful Country of mine>>>But after seeing all these pics and to think his the PRESIDENT!!! I guess Being a happy South African is asking for too much!!!

ted.2cute
16 Feb 2010 13:15

Poor Guy! What ever happened to Freedom of expression, Freedom of Speech or does that not apply to "Zuma"???

ted.2cute
16 Feb 2010 13:17

Ohhh!!! I ment to say "His Majesty the President" I might get arrested....! for disrespecting him...lol

Lex
16 Feb 2010 13:21

Haai,ya ne!

Holiday
16 Feb 2010 13:21

As for Chumani Maxwele U have learn a good lesson It is time that u learns not to tickle the beard of a lion. How dare u showing pres a finger... you will kiss umsobomvu perks good bye..

Mathaz
16 Feb 2010 13:26

Sometimes we tend to take our freedom of speech too far. Yes the guy deserved to be arrested, you can't disrespect the president like that and expect no retaliation from his office. Such disrepect of the president is no longer funny.

KeleFabulous
16 Feb 2010 13:30

Mathaz maybe the guy was in a hurry and the convoy delayed him even further...you know how these VIP's tend to just take up too much space. maybe le yena he was arguing his right to freedom of movement (which was then restricted)

Mathaz
16 Feb 2010 13:38

The president being the first citizen of this country has right of way...phela when the president passes, everything should and must stand still.

ted.2cute
16 Feb 2010 13:46

lmaorf...So I guess, when you see a presidential convoy "you must freeze" it doesn't matter what you are doing!

Dr Melz
16 Feb 2010 13:55

HOLIDAY don't be so HARSH on ma favourite PRESIDENT plz!

Tholi
16 Feb 2010 13:59

@KeleFabulous, he was lucky they didn't shoot him. what was he trying to do maan!!, those people are not stupid they know the different between waving away and acting funny.

MakaB
16 Feb 2010 14:06

wow this is a better article than the other one, THANK YOU........well Mathaz i disagree, RESPECT IS EARNED, i'm not saying that we should NOT respect Mr PResident, but up until now, he has made himself the laughing stock of the country, this man we supposed to be proud of him, when we go to other countries we supposed to have pride in saying that Mr President Jacob Zuma is our president, so forgive other ppl when they see mr President all the will show for him is NOTHING......and they wont stand still bcoz Jacob Zuma is passing by......Hell i even thing Presindent Mugabe may receive such command more that Zuma, and i dont even like Mugabe.

cleve
16 Feb 2010 14:17

So I guess, when you see a presidential convoy "you must freeze" it doesn't matter what you are doing!

Imagine, the president is not my king.................. I will freeze for God only

Holiday
16 Feb 2010 14:20

If JZ become pres in next term am soooo screwed’’’ because i will be turning 38 and planning to be a model.

Dr Melz
16 Feb 2010 14:23

Plz ppl yekani ukuhtetha kakubi ngoMr President I mean niyaqala ukubona umntu obethwa yiEXCITOSIS.....

Dr Melz
16 Feb 2010 14:24

Lmao @holiday

cleve
16 Feb 2010 14:29

The president being the first citizen of this country has right of way...phela when the president passes, everything should and must stand still.

kwa kwa kwa you people are killing me

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 14:31

nna im tired of talking about anything that has JZ in it ... so i'll pass this one.

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 14:37

You know today, i read about King Zwelithini's teen bride-to-be, im talking about a child in the entry-level of teenageship(hehehe, i just want everyone to see how small is this) 14 year old, 14 bathong... hhayi cha im scared of Zulu man

Green.arrow
16 Feb 2010 14:41

Im with u BA...

lol @ the pictures....its like the julius malema pictures, they always manage to pick the ones that tells the story at hand....lol...

nwaira
16 Feb 2010 14:44

yes ngupresident but on the other hand he is one sick man onesende elivuzayo etsho ngentloko ngathi yintso apha(kidney) nxa.......

Holiday
16 Feb 2010 14:44

Eish this Zulu culture thing 14 yrs bathong, I think they eat anything with two legs except the table. that really makes me feel like packing my bags and get ready to go, not to Botswana this time but straight to heaven.

Green.arrow
16 Feb 2010 14:46

he hee...and up untill 2008 my dream husband was a Zulu man (with that respctfull zulu dialect i have heard a few times)....preferably with the name Sipho, an actuarial scientist who loves God very much i would say...lol....

I think i happy my dream was frastrated...

Holiday
16 Feb 2010 14:47

@nwaira: With that kind of filthy language you never will.

nwaira
16 Feb 2010 14:53

@nwaira: With that kind of filthy language you never will.
never will what Holidaytjie?
i just despies the guy i mean he is old maan

smithato
16 Feb 2010 14:57

Yo! nwaira

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 14:58

@Holiday

No they are not Practicing Zulu Culture, They are abusing ... Unfortunately no one will even take on them because of their position and how we are taught not to question elders...

Zilda
16 Feb 2010 14:59

I jst wish that he's planning to impregnate someone bcoz batho bashwa!!!!!!!! Come November 2010 you'll see. Remember that 2days leave? You are the doctor, start counting the months!

cleve
16 Feb 2010 15:00

That child's parents are sellin her for money. How can you do that to your own child. Apparantly she's form Swaziland

nwaira
16 Feb 2010 15:00

dika latata smithato.....and come to think of it kudala i had a crush phela those are my meat kinds o daddy but that was then....

Da Diva
16 Feb 2010 15:01

OMG @cleve Mr JZ iz nt yo king and u will only freeze 4 your God.... mh mh mh i doubt it how can you freeze 4 God u if u cannt Respect ppl surrounding u? Nwaira why do u hate your Pres kangaka sana? This man u are insulting iz nt yo father.

Tholi
16 Feb 2010 15:02

i read about King Zwelithini's teen bride-to-be, im talking about a child in the entry-level of teenageship>>>

He won't sleep with her until she's 18/21.

he is one sick man onesende elivuzayo etsho ngentloko ngathi yintso apha(kidney) nxa.......>>

SHOCKING!!!

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 15:11

He won't sleep with her until she's 18/21.

we will never know how true is that .. if that was the case why didnt he wit until she was 18/21 then take her ... that child is even younger than some of his great grandchildren

nwaira
16 Feb 2010 15:14

what do we learn from him when he comes with statements like"you must not do what i do but do what i say" i mean really now call me a bitch but the scandals he does engu president made me lose all respect for him no offence but thats my opinion of the dude...and there was even a point whereby i felt sorry for him watching his daily rape case at times crying when he was sitting at the court dock and now this hayi maan hayi Mandela uzakulala angavuki ngalamanyala.......

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 15:14

oh Tholi .. this story is actual old news(eish only read about it today) ... but ke when the child was 17 she gave birth to the king's son ...

so i assume ke Tholi in thy royal house, you first give birth then wait a year and then sleep with hubby while the child is playing outside ...

Tholi
16 Feb 2010 15:19

which year u talking about BA?

BECAUSE, In 2004, the king took a 17 year old Swazi girl as his sixth wife.
But he waited until the gal was 20 to sleep with her, and she got preggie one time…lol He has more than 30 kids now. And he has 6 wives.

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 15:21

Zulu's King Goodwill Zwelithini has explained he is waiting for his fiancee Zola Mafu's mother to return to health before the pair get married.

The king - who already has five queens - was teased about his marriage plans by traditional prime minister Mangosuthu Buthelezi at the official unveiling of the King Dinuzulu statue at Durban's Botha Park over the weekend.

However, the king insisted it was only his Swaziland fiancee's mother's health that was delaying the nuptials.

He said: "The queen's father passed away last year, so her mother has been in mourning since then. As the queen is the last-born of the Mafu family, it is necessary that her mother be present on her big day.

"Don't be shocked when you are told about the wedding. I can even do it tomorrow, but I must be fair and give the Mafus a chance and time to prepare."

In 2005, Zola - who was then aged 17 - gave birth to King Goodwill Zwelithini's son Prince Nhlendla.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/royalwatch/news/article_1432810.php/King_Goodwill_Zwelithini_wife_plan

Read more: http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/royalwatch/news/article_1432810.php/King_Goodwill_Zwelithini_wife_plan#ixzz0fhn2ZeMA

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 15:23

i read it from here
http://localislekker.net/2010/02/11/too-young-to-be-married/

and thought it is a new thig since it is dated february 11, 2010 ... please Tholi give me your source also

smithato
16 Feb 2010 15:24

Oh now it makes sense...
So J-Z wants to catch up with the king...

We should have seen tht coming mara neh?

Tholi
16 Feb 2010 15:26

I happen to be very close to one of his Queens.
but let me check if i can find something on GOOGLE! LOL

Tholi
16 Feb 2010 15:28

OK, BA...here is a little bit of info.
http://www.eshowe.com/article/articlestatic/76/1/18/

Da Diva
16 Feb 2010 15:30

Did JZ raped sonono? Dd KING ZWELITHINI raped This teenage girl? If the answers is Yes then i'll zip my mouth. So according 2 my knowledge and understanding they did nothing wrong and they still dzev my Respect...

Holiday
16 Feb 2010 15:30

Shame poor little nana, so she will be getting laid any time soon by king!

Best-Achiever
16 Feb 2010 15:31

i need a source with this ...

He won't sleep with her until she's 18/21.

because that same child had a child when she was only 17 ... so in the royal family does 18/21 come before 17?

ted.2cute
16 Feb 2010 15:37

Look regardless of what we might learn about the Zulu nation. South Africa is a diverse country with different nations, it should not be treated as a Zulu nation just because the president is Zulu. Zuma is a "President" and not a "King", maybe we should go back and check what that means and what it represents.

cleve
16 Feb 2010 15:37

OMG @cleve Mr JZ iz nt yo king and u will only freeze 4 your God.... mh mh mh i doubt it how can you freeze 4 God u if u cannt Respect ppl surrounding u?

and then??? what are you on about??????????

Tholi
16 Feb 2010 15:47

because that same child had a child when she was only 17 ... >>

UNAMANGA!!!! she got preggies in 2007 when she was 20. she was staying with King Zwelithini's sister.

ms.tebby
16 Feb 2010 15:51

eish, i dont like reading streched articles....it kills my eyes & concentration!

baby e
16 Feb 2010 16:14

so whats her real age? and here i was thinking that age difference of 13 is a problem. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bana ba ba itse dilo monna. motho o monna a mo tshwere a mo suna suna GO THATA BANNA

Best-Achiever
17 Feb 2010 07:58

UNAMANGA!!!! she got preggies in 2007 when she was 20. she was staying with King Zwelithini's sister.

A little reading will go a long way Tholi ... u Zola stayed at KwaKhangela Royal Palace where she has been taught about Zulu customs.
She was groomed by Queen Mantombi, the daughter of the late King Sobhuza II.

In 2005, Zola - who was then aged 17 - gave birth to King Goodwill Zwelithini's son Prince Nhlendla.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/royalwatch/news/article_1432810.php/King_Goodwill_Zwelithini_wife_plan

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