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Generations Teasers - June 2013

Written by TVSA Team from the blog Generations Teasers on 29 May 2013
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Coming up on Generations this June, 2013:

Monday 3 June 2013
Episode 114 (3876)


Akhona is shocked to hear what Noluntu did. The ‘Mocha Mamas’ have their say on national radio. Senzo is livid when an employee gets fall-down drunk at a function.

Tuesday 4 June 2013
Episode 115 (3877)


Nicholas falls for flattery, unaware that he’s being played. Horrified Khethiwe realises she had sex with Khubone. Queen is shocked when a distraught friend kicks her out.

Wednesday 5 June 2013
Episode 116 (3878)


Ngamla is willing to strike a deal with Phenyo - but there’s a condition attached. Dineo continues with her injections despite the scare she has at work. MJ turns his back on his sister.

Thursday 6 June 2013
Episode 117 (3879)


Akhona hates having to lie to a loved one. Khethiwe gets upset when she’s told she has a drinking problem. Ruby threatens the wrong man.

Friday 7 June 2013
Episode 118 (3880)


An unwelcome visitor shows up at Ezweni. Noluntu accuses Senzo of ruining her life. Isabel is not happy to hear she’ll be working with her ex.



Monday 10 June 2013
Episode 119 (3881)


Khubone takes matters at Siqalo into his own hands. Queen breaks her promise to Patricia. Phenyo finds proof that Ngamla doesn’t trust him anymore.

Tuesday 11 June 2013
Episode 120 (3882)

MJ enjoys torturing his sister. Khethiwe is furious when a friend gets her into trouble. The Mocha Mamas are dealt a terrible blow at their coffee tasting event.

Wednesday 12 June 2013
Episode 121 (3883)


Jason has a plan on how to bring Nicholas down. Ruby is happy when Dineo finally has something to celebrate. Noluntu is devastated that Mawande wants nothing to do with her.

Thursday 13 June 2013
Episode 122 (3884)


Being in jail was the best thing that could’ve happened to Queen. Khubone tries to arrange a meeting with Akhona. Phenyo is furious when he’s undermined for a second time.

Friday 14 June 2013
Episode 123 (3885)


Ngamla realises his ‘brother’ is out for revenge. Mpilo’s paternity comes back to haunt Khethiwe. Choppa talks a friend into a disaster waiting to happen.



Monday 17 June 2013
Episode 124 (3886)

Dineo is sick of living in the Dlomo house and wants out. Mocha Mamas opens it’s doors to the public for the first time. Jason receives an ominous threat.

Tuesday 18 June 2013
Episode 125 (3887)


Akhona catches Phenyo in the act. Patricia lets rip and brings Queen to tears.
Khubone falls hook, line and sinker for Khethiwe’s seduction.

Wednesday 19 June 2013
Episode 126 (3888)


Ngamla is furious to hear who the new caretaker at Siqalo is. Noluntu finds out who killed her father. Nicholas is stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Thursday 20 June 2013
Episode 127 (3889)


Choppa is not happy when he gets a new roommate. Dineo becomes abusive when things didn’t go as planned. Ruby is shocked when Mpilo gets a smack.

Friday 21 June 2013
Episode 128 (3890)


Jason is voted in as CEO. Khubone catches Khethiwe going through his suitcase. Not everyone shares in the celebrations at the Dlomo house ...



Monday 24 June 2013
Episode 129 (3891)


Patricia is furious when Queen opts to be a silent partner. Akhona picks up the trail of the story that almost cost her life. Sello threatens to expose what Phenyo is up to.

Tuesday 25 June 2013
Episode 130 (3892)


Choppa decides to woo the pretty fat girl who never showed up. Khethiwe will never forgive Ruby for the hell she put her through. Nicholas’s warnings fall on deaf ears.

Wednesday 26 June 2013
Episode 131 (3893)

Khubone tries his hand at being romantic. News of Glen’s arrest causes panic and delight. Noluntu struggles to hide the attraction she feels.

Thursday 27 June 2013
Episode 132 (3894)

Dineo tells Phenyo she’s pregnant. Akhona pays a visit to Ngamla in order to suss him out. Khethiwe tries to bribe her way out of trouble.

Friday 28 June 2013
Episode 133 (3895)


Isabel comes up with an idea to help a friend. Ruby estranges an angry friend even further. A heartfelt declaration prompts Zinhle into a change of heart.



Generations is on SABC1 Mondays to Fridays at 20h00.



1013 Comments

youngone
28 May 2013 23:35

number one

sguptane
28 May 2013 23:42

No2

poepie
28 May 2013 23:53

Number 3 yeeeeeeeeeeeeh

xoczn
28 May 2013 23:53

No3 whoop whoop

ennia
28 May 2013 23:54

boring

Lilly Rose12
28 May 2013 23:55

Atleast am on top 5

Lilly Rose12
28 May 2013 23:58

Eix i thought i ws on top 5 bt nw am on top ten

nwaibee
29 May 2013 00:12

hi everyone am new, wu sello is back ndanele nguye shem

ShirleyBrownM
29 May 2013 00:16

Gigi101
29 May 2013 00:18

Sello......yawns

Mimibob
29 May 2013 00:48

No 10. And No1 among the regulars.. *Smile*

NoMdazB
29 May 2013 01:19

No 11 and only @Mims counts

posh559
29 May 2013 01:19

Number11

posh559
29 May 2013 01:25

Noluntu ha ha n penyo jst plain irritating mxm

KuhleS
29 May 2013 01:47

No. 14 helo guys am new here

moltana
29 May 2013 02:17

Top 20..... Welele!!

T31m
29 May 2013 02:29

Noluntu,*finally*

MissHoneypot22
29 May 2013 02:45

So Khethiwe continues to get away with murder? Mxm! The power hungry Dlomo "brothers" storyline is so tired now, manje noSello refuses to die! *rolling my eyes* What happened to Dineo's apartment @Siqalo Court and why doesn't she and her hubby move there until they can get a house of their own coz peace of mind + privacy are vital when trying to conceive. Ngamla is really giving the happy couple night terrors!

lileuna
29 May 2013 02:54

Yipee top 21. Lemme read. Checking in.

lileuna
29 May 2013 03:12

Phenyo and Dinny are not a happy couple if u ask me. So Khubone dusts khethiwe! She deserves it LOL. Noluntu should suffer. She is a spitting image of Jezebel herself. Sello futhi! Ngamla shd have eliminated him permanently

Monyana.N
29 May 2013 05:27

Number 22..nt bad..bt hai generations ya bora tuu

dream catcher
29 May 2013 05:51

Top 30 not that bad ....Sello back again mmmmmh n as for noluntu she shoulD suffer hey n am neW here

THE ELEMENT
29 May 2013 06:02

You guys don't sleep

cyny
29 May 2013 06:28

Phenyo and dinny plz move out of da house.

lira for lee
29 May 2013 06:37

Not that bad uuuu

Sweet Kay
29 May 2013 06:48

To think i ws quite sure id be no 1 ths tym arnd,,rofl

Sbobo
29 May 2013 06:55

Khubone is bek, :-(

Dimmy
29 May 2013 07:02

So glad noluntu will get wat she deserves...i wonder how is she gnna find out about who killed her father, i rily wish phenyo can die his just plain boring!

Muhle10
29 May 2013 07:05

Can't wait to see when MJ finds out about Noluntu.

Ndota
29 May 2013 07:20

Noluntu z now drink ha own tea ,'shame ,!!!

sthemby
29 May 2013 07:20

m no 32 wow.

Kimmi
29 May 2013 07:23

Finally some action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noluntu going down!
Finally somebody realises Kheti's drinking problem, she's such an alcoholic, it's so funny!
What happens to Wandi?????
Phenyo is such a moffie, his boring!
Dinny makes me tired as well.

I'm so happy MJ finds out about his sister! 

June is hot, not sizzling, but it's hot! lol.

sqephu
29 May 2013 07:24

TOP 35 YIPEEEEEE

Nyangu
29 May 2013 07:29

Top 30 not bad...

tapiwadre
29 May 2013 07:30

in top 35 lol

phylischanayiwa
29 May 2013 07:35

top 40 yey.

Kandyfloss
29 May 2013 07:42

Top 40..

munkie102
29 May 2013 07:43

U_Khubone uyangicika the way e khuluma ngakhona! He bores me to death! Dinny & Phenyo must just end their relationship, mina for 1, its traumitising me.... Noluntu deserve a painful punishment.. (Being kicked out of the house, jobless & no access to mnqobi) Yazi kodwa I heard on the radio that Mawande was fired, that we will never see her on our screens, I pray I heard wrong! Phela I love the way she scretches her self. Ok! I'm done talking

ust
29 May 2013 07:45

Top 50,yoh

chioniso
29 May 2013 07:46

Not bad at all will be glued

Namboe
29 May 2013 07:46

Eish khubone again sry 4 Khethiwe

WANDOKUHLE
29 May 2013 07:52

Hey Pees,i'm New Here....Betta Month Compared 2 The Previous 1

shadilicious
29 May 2013 07:56

Eh

sexy d
29 May 2013 08:02

looks like a lot of action is gng to be happening

Khobone is back, sello is back, noluntu is gng down mmmmmm now its tym for khethiwe to be exposed as well...

Camprock12
29 May 2013 08:06

Hey everyone iam new here #via top 200 lol

Othimna
29 May 2013 08:06

Morning im top what ,what

Yes dear its true mawande was fired,ngo august yi last month yakhe on gen

finally Noluntu secret is out in the open,hope she will be punished 
lesis dakwa singu  khethi and khubone ..cant wait i just love sis Kheti
Phenyo and dinny boring *rolling eyes* 

CHERIOO
29 May 2013 08:09

Goldi
29 May 2013 08:09

Top mang mang!!

Kera
29 May 2013 08:15

Morning ma bloggers

Deemo
29 May 2013 08:17

top 60

Goldi
29 May 2013 08:20

Ok i'm # 6 in the regulars hihihihihihih

interesting n lots of laughter this month i'm loving it eish Khethi Khethi mara ai 

o_o as for smacking Mpilo shame on u Khethiwe mxxxxm bloody AA

Khuboni 
in da house every say yeh hooooooo

tshia
29 May 2013 08:21

much better month

Luuuu
29 May 2013 08:22

Hhayi ke Khethiwe. She should go, not Mawande!

Bk212303
29 May 2013 08:32

hey

Bk212303
29 May 2013 08:33

This is not on come no56

Dipalzo
29 May 2013 08:34

is it true that mawande is leaving gen in aug due to her diva tendencies?

Ntaksay
29 May 2013 08:39

Top 100

bongani bongs
29 May 2013 08:47

why am i alwys on top 100 nxa dis sucks

Bk212303
29 May 2013 08:49

Interesting month, the disturbing part is Noluntu finds out who killed her father.

Other than that check no1 to 9 mablogers where were u??????????

Ntaksay
29 May 2013 08:50

Wow Wow Wow

Noluntu will finally be punished for what she did.
Mj enjoys torturing Luntu
Noluntu will find out who killed her father
Kheti sleeps with Khubone
Queen
goes to jail
Talk about drama I like this month's teaser. 

Hopefully these teaser reunite this family.




Good Morning everyone! Ninjani kodwa zihlobo zam?

nomajaji.
29 May 2013 09:01

so sello is back, bt its too soon. at least the tea girl gets to be exposed ..

Goldi
29 May 2013 09:02

i hope so too Ntaks......Bk shlobo unjani kodwa?

Guys i was in stitches last nite this gal a re this guy is persuing her ne but the problem is he's calling her Mfondini and she doesnt know how to tell him that she's loosing points but calling her dat.....


so tell me what would you do if it was you? what would you prefer to be called you know pet names....

zdwesha
29 May 2013 09:03

Memzo
29 May 2013 09:07

Yoh! ziyakhupha dis month shame

nusa
29 May 2013 09:16

why maaaara? generations sucks as for sello he should have died in dat fire. how did he managed getting out of that fire?hahaha boring

Bk212303
29 May 2013 09:26

Hi Goldi ndiyapila maan yhuu i just love the teaser of this month Mawande dont want anything to do with Noluntu.

I would prefer to be called by my name or maybe shorten it but mfondini wont do for me rhaaaaaaaa mfondini and whats next?

Ntaksay
29 May 2013 09:34

I also prefer to be called by my name.
She must tell him that she does not like to be called MFONDINI, my partner is so used to calling people MFETHU, sometimes he calls me that and I tell him that he must call his friend that I'm not his brother. then he apologises

MaKhuu
29 May 2013 09:35

sello again seriously???????

and its boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goldi
29 May 2013 09:55

hahahahahah imagine mfondini tjoooo nami would prefer my name than Mfondini

Nongo
29 May 2013 09:55

ooh so pple are around thks for teasers.

Zofuya
29 May 2013 09:58

Would love to see Noluntu suffering. She deserves it.

leejay
29 May 2013 10:03

sello??? hell no please mfundi kill him this time around!!

Julee
29 May 2013 10:04

top 600 aha

Nongo
29 May 2013 10:16

the guy does not no hw 2 score points, why don he say "babes like Jason"? idiot his loss anotha guys gain.


but gone Mfondini ke eng if i may ask?

MakaMila Thats Me:
29 May 2013 10:17

Molweni bethuna :) top 100 i guess, ndicela ukwamkelwa nge tea bethuna nje nomntu omtsha .. Have a nice day guys mcwaa

Goldi
29 May 2013 10:22

hahahahah Nongo eish just to think about it nje kills me ya ne well it's mo like "dude" but he's saying it in Xhosa since he's a Xhosa man

@MakaMila u amkelekile apha e khaya sana please feel free to make yourself a cup cos mna ngisase busynyana and ppl have gone joling lol welcome babe

Lwandy
29 May 2013 10:25

hey everyone, uSello mara why is he stil alive i dont understand

OlothandoD
29 May 2013 10:26

The only thing that will keep me glued to the screens to watch Gens is to see Mawande having nothing to do with Noluntu. I think Sello, Phenyo, Dinny, Choppa are no longer relevant, they bore me to the core :(

duckie
29 May 2013 10:29

top50 yeaaaaa

 

now lemme read

Goldi
29 May 2013 11:03

Siyabonga to da teasers to see old faces *eyeing OlothandoD*

Anothando2
29 May 2013 11:14

Some people don't sleep anywy um on top 100 kwaaaa

Othimna
29 May 2013 11:15

Mfondini dead by laughter...oh plzz man  how can he call a gal mfondini hayi suka   
his a big looser

gettie
29 May 2013 11:15

gen you have made me proud for punishing nolutu, pls punishi her to the core, and kethiwe shoud be next, phenyo shoud be taught a lession as well he is very weak, sello again, he is boring pls do something to make him disappearviva ngamla.

sthiba
29 May 2013 11:19

wel m intersted to c hw noluntu finds who killed her father!!!

Anothando2
29 May 2013 11:22

Drama, disaster, torture wow this is interesting.

Goldi
29 May 2013 11:53

eish wena Othim i cant stop laughing even now hahhahha ya ne

tshepiso
29 May 2013 11:53

go man go>>>>>>>>>>> Khubone. atleast you clean the rust for Khets

I wonder what or who reveals the paternity results tsa ga Mpilo again///// its so boring/,,,,nxca!

International luv
29 May 2013 12:11

I lyk Noluntu part..@ last she s getting wht she deserves...big ups 2 Ngamla

Othimna
29 May 2013 12:15

let me share my story guys.i need advise plzz ladies

last year december i met my highschool lover and we started dating again.he's staying at easten cape and i am staying at Limpopo..we only see each other on december and may.we both working and thats the only time we culd see each other.we call each other everytime and he likes to call me ngabo 2 ekuseni sometimes i would answer my phone,sometime i wont coz ndithandu kulala kakhulu.
om my side im not dating any1 .as 4 yena i think unayu makhwapheni shame but uthi  he's not ..last night around 20:00 he phoned to say say gudnite . around 22:00 i tryd to call him and his phone was off. i left him a massage.he ha'snt  call me  and i wont phone him too ..but i know when he calls i'll fall for his excuses .i love him too much and he know's that.so guys help me here  am i worrying for nothing
  

cyny
29 May 2013 12:54

Sello is back......yoh so the ngamla mark didn't work

Miyaggi
29 May 2013 14:36

Finally,noluntu is getting it

Kandyfloss
29 May 2013 14:40

Trusts your instincts Othi, if they tell you somethin is cookin its probably so. Re-plays have unfinished businesses somewhere most times

Ntaksay
29 May 2013 14:54

@Othimna Does he switch his phone off when he goes to bed? if not why did he switch it off last night?  What made you suspect that he has a makhwapheni? I dfon't see why he has to switch off his phone. When you are with him, does he receive suspicious calls? If you really love him, you need to trust him that's the only way your relationship will survive.

spanchi
29 May 2013 14:56

what number am i?

Goldi
29 May 2013 15:03

that lil voice does not lie hey Othi, is there ada suspicious things apart 4rm him switching off he's phone and saying good night @ 8pm?

Othimna
29 May 2013 15:31

knw Goldi ...i was suprised to yesterday cos he always call me late 
@Ntaks he never switched of his phone, even when we are together they are know suspicious calls.
finaly he phoned making lame excuses that he left his phone at his bro's place..eish i dont knw what to believe anymore..

Nyashakn
29 May 2013 15:41

Nyashakn
29 May 2013 15:42

noluntu gets bek wat she deserves ryt

Ntaksay
29 May 2013 15:47

If he left his phone at his brother's place, why was it on voicemail. I'm sure his brother could have answered. I guess you'll never find the answers, he is going to lie to you. You have to make a decision on how to handle the situation, we are here to support you not to tell you what to do or not to do. Good luck sister.

Goldi
29 May 2013 16:04

what does that little voice saying to you Othim??

Ntaksay
29 May 2013 16:17

Bye people

Sasha27
29 May 2013 16:19

THIS IS THE GENERATION THAT WE LOVE! WELCOME BACK!

Netwalka
29 May 2013 17:44

I'm bck frnds,nw tht Mawande and the truth's out.

Netwalka
29 May 2013 17:47

Gen. Is back on track,like that,*wink and smile*

dakafatso
29 May 2013 21:09

Lol finally dat noluntu chick. Got what she deserve!as for penyo n deneo mxm!

Madwoman
29 May 2013 22:10

I do not like this Mawande business leaving mi screen plz tell mi ure joking

kortez
29 May 2013 22:19

Hi guys I am new here. Gen is so hot I luv it. Noluntu being exposed? Nw dats ayoba. Isabel is gonna work with his ex we're? Hu is sbu's bro? Or didn't I read correctly? I heard mawande was fired but wat 4? Is der any1 hu hv an idea?

VusiK
29 May 2013 22:33

@Othimna ....

You only see one another in December ...

Sisi ...

YOU are the the Makhwapheni !

tsietsitt@gmail.com
30 May 2013 01:34

boring boring pls sabc terminate the contract

Sis p
30 May 2013 06:19

Morning mablogers, ninjani kodwa?sister unyanisile u vusik unyaka wonke gal wena uthi ngabe uyedwa sonke siyazi amadoda akakwazi ukuhlala vula amehlo

Modern Chik
30 May 2013 07:21

there's alot of new bees in the house, Morning family I'm just checking on you #waving while passing by#

Goldi
30 May 2013 09:08

morning Family

ohhh you gota love S'buda wuuuuuuu Welocme Kortez please feel @ home hope u enjoy ur stay

yoyozz
30 May 2013 09:16

may and december yhoooo ndingafa

molweni bantu

VusiK
30 May 2013 09:19

I adore the buzzing of the beezes !!!
lol

Ntaksay
30 May 2013 09:26

Good Morning
If Noluntu finds out that Sbuda is the one who killed Caleb, she might blackmail him into telling where Wandi is, then we'll be back to square on. I hope it doesn't go that far.

I loved the way Sbuda played Luntu yesterday. MJ should have been a woman he can't keep his mouth shut.

benree
30 May 2013 09:42

Sello is a boring charector, that charector shld b struck off for good.

benree
30 May 2013 09:43

Sello is a boring charector, that charector shld b struck off for good.

Othimna
30 May 2013 10:13

morning

lol A uncle VusiK i see him on december when im on leave and he visit on may also and during the year  i do visit when we are not busy at work.. next month his visiting 4 a week....i know his having makhwapheni although ndingekaboninto coz there's know guy engahlala isikhathi esiningi so..

ddd'nt watch gen yesterday was @church i will read your comments for update guys. 

Anothando
30 May 2013 10:39

@ Othimna Those relationship sisi don't last, yes he has somone he is a man u can't expect him to have the cake only for two weeks. i suggest that u find someone too because he might get married while u waiting for him and u'll regret all the time u wasted. i agree with those that say U are The Makhwapheni. it's up to u you to accept to be the makhwapheni or have your own man and let him be the Makhwapheni or just move where he is.

Bk212303
30 May 2013 11:13

@Othimna ....

You only see one another in December ...

Sisi ...

YOU are the the Makhwapheni !

Yhoo im sorry i had to alugh at this one cause i was actually waiting for uncle's responce izolo and this is what he has to say. yhoo hayi

Goldi
30 May 2013 11:41

So Ano cos he's a man he cant stay dat long without dancing?

Bk212303
30 May 2013 11:49

Guys did u listen to Sbuda's music last night hayi that guy i give isdanga sukaa.
Hey he really loves Wandi and he cant hide it. UNtombi wazinceda aykho lee she didnt stand a chance

steffie
30 May 2013 12:36

Hey guys!

NontozSwarz
30 May 2013 12:39

Wow can't wait for what is coming for Noluntu..as for Khethiwe boring boring n again hope Dineo will be happy with her hubby n th baby plz..

@Zioness
30 May 2013 12:44

I am in a relationship with my dream guy (just thinking of him makes me smile) for the past two years – ours was truly one of those whirlwind relationships, we fell pregnant and moved in together within the first five months and although there has been trying times we really feel like this is it (I come from an almost six year long relationship which was pretty emotionally abusive (although I hardly realized it at the time) so I know how things are not suppose to be like….) Anyway, this is not really about our relationship itself although I fear it may have a negative impact… About 5 - 6 months ago bf’s cousin lost his job and after discussing it with me we agreed that he can come and stay with us until he gets back on his feet - they are more like brothers and after our recent visit to his home where bf mother told me all about the cousin history (his mother died when he was quite young , so bf mom practically raised him esp after cousins dad got married and started new family again) so obviously everyone was concerned when he lost his job and consequently his flat but I assured her that he will always have a place to rest his head as long as we live in the same city… Unfortuntely these words now are starting to come back and bite me in the ass because it seems like he is never intending to look for a new job ever again (has has a civil engineering degree and I have even forwarding posts I found on the net for him but to no avail)… Instead all he does is lounge on the couch the whole day, only getting up to prepare lavish meals for himself during the day, and then he disappears on week ends to party with his multitude of friends (he is a very popular guy as you can tell) only to return on a Monday evening and starting the whole process over again… when we decided to go away for the weekend with baby and nanny in tow, he threw this really hectic party in our place (bf severely admonished him for that, but of course that did not stop the body corporate in slapping us with a hectic fine that he obv cant afford bcos he’s not working)… any way you get the picture and before I sound like a nagging witch let me assure I was always very fond of this guy – I met the wto of them together for the first time (he is quite a ladies’ man and pulled out all the stops to try and ‘charm’ me but unfortunately smooth talkers always made me feel uncomfortable and then of course there was the added ‘inconvenience’ of him being in a relationship at the time (another point of contention for me because he is in a relationship with this really sweet girl and although we are not friends at all, I have seen him kissing other girls when we all go out for the evening, etc. and really feel like I wanna just tell this girl, my bf tried talking to him and told him to be careful because his girlfriend is a keeper and it’s relly not worth jeopardizing a future with someone like her for some stupid meaningless flings but it hasn’t had any impact) anyway I became friend with these guys and two months down the line feel for my bf (and as they say the rest is history) The problem is that (after carefully thinking about it) is that everyone treats him like a charming naughty child (he is the youngest of a bunch of close cousins all in their late twenties and early thirties), and it is only in hindsight that I realized what a spoilt brat he actually is… I just feel that he is really taking advantage of both our good nature’s because he is not doing anything to better his situation whilst he is just basically living off of us for free (free food, free flat) while we have to bust our asses everyday to be able to afford the best for our son (who has a full time nanny who told me he only yesterday never cleans up after himself during the day etc, shame poor woman also initially fell for his charms but also getting fed up now…) Anyway, bf and I had a discussion (mini-argument) about this the other day where he told me that although he feels really guilty because cous is his family and sort of thrust this situation upon us, he cannot just kick him out etc etc which to be honest I am not sure I would want either because if it was one of my sisters I would also expect bf to accept her in our home but then I am positive none of my sisters would have so little pride as to keep on just riding on other people…

NoMdazB
30 May 2013 12:49

Hey, hey everyone. 
@Othimna, do you and this guy ever talk about the future? My view is if he had plans for you he would see you very often. It's not even about the sex *wink wink @ Yoyozz*, just about seeing that person and being close to them. If a man has big plans for you he tells you so you won't go running to another man cos he wouldn't commit. I think you are his plan B, just in case what he has doesn't work out, he'll take you because at least he knows you- he won't have to start from scratch.

Hazvie Nyamudeza
30 May 2013 13:42

Wow can't bliv am number what too late glad Dineo won last month

Bk212303
30 May 2013 13:50

@Zioness i can c what you trying to do here but dont you think that it is too much. How long a u guys going to keep the (spoilt) cousin in yr house. I know you dont want to look bad or anything but cc you have to speak to hubby otherwise you will never have a normal life. He is an adult and he should be reting somewhere. There is a lot of ppl who lost their parents and grew up with aunts etc but that does not mean we must feel sorry for them. Cause now you c he wont take life seriously as he is kept life an egg and im sure he is getting money from you. Yes this will come between the 2 of you cause if he messes up maybe you shout at him and hubby wont like that and then. He must go now and spread his wings and fly. I mean when you not in the house he has sit in etc hayi no no no. They will break or still yr stuff and then what and he will say its the nanny come on cc. WHY cant the other members take him or just go to mama after speaking to huuby and here what she says but ke they always side with son anyway goodluck

MotheoM
30 May 2013 13:57

ok!so my friend was raised by a single mum,neva knew his dad.so dec 2012 my friend was busy flirting with this guy*club owner*we'd go ther drink for free,vip!all those.and now my friend just found out the very same guy ke her dad.*shocked.my friend been asking her mum about her dad wara wara so mum finaly gave her the name and wer hes from.so ya!very same guy!shes in a very bad space.she slept with her dad.and the guy doesnt know eitha.

Goldi
30 May 2013 14:02

ohh Zion ur story reminds me of Ta Mkhulu *looking @ Bk* as painful as it is you and bf or the rest of the family u must sit down with Charmer Boy explain everything and set some rules give him n ultimatum if need be so dat he needs to shape up or shove off simple......

@Zioness
30 May 2013 14:12

@ BK thanks for the reply, thanks for the reply, the thing is bf is sort of like the go to guy in his family, something I’ve always found very endearing (as I sort of play a similar role in mine), he always there to give advice to everyone, help everyone out etc etc but I can see that this thing is really bothering him as well because he realizes that our family has to be priority but at the same time how can he kick out his little brother? – their relationship has also seemed very strained of late, guess I’ll just keep on praying that cous gets a job soon so that things can get back to normal before relationships really gets sour...

Kerrie
30 May 2013 14:22

hello strangers, i've been gone for a LONNNNNNNGGGG time and I so miss our chats! hope you all good, i'm very much alive and i talk to Goldi and Friend often.

@Zioness
30 May 2013 14:28

@Motheo wow my issue seems a little insignificant compared to what you friend is going through because the fact that she pestered the mom about him shows that she wanted to form some sort of relationship with him... yorr yorr she really got way more than she bargained for!!! bcos how do you form a normal relationship after that's happened.. I guess you as her friend must just keep on reminding her that she had no idea, it was just a very feakish occurence for which no one should be blamed... btw a similar thing almost happened to a friend of mine as well, I went to school in a diferent town and decided to invite my new best friend from school to my hometown (whose dad (she knew of him but never met) happened to be from my town and we went out the club that eveing, anyway I had to leave her with my cousin for an hour or two as i was needed at home only to come back and find her getting hot and heavy with none other than her older brother! She after wards told me (when she was finally ok to talk about it) she couldn't understand it but the attraction was immediate...

Maqinase
30 May 2013 14:45

Hello Family

A special Hello to Kerrie, welcome back dear *warm hug* I missed you sooo much

@Zioness, your story is similar to the Montana one where Vuks was sooo relaxed until Vatiswa kicked him out, only after then he looked for a job...cousin wont make any plan knowing that you are there for him cz it looks like umnembeza wakhe awusebenzi. You guys must really talk to him in a polite but firm manner before it's too late 

Bk212303
30 May 2013 14:46

Hayi Mani MotheoM whatttttttttttttttttttt shame i feel for yr frnd. Who wouldnt be in a state yhoo imagine. Where do they start acting like father and daughter yho hectic. Mapunapuna with my dad hey i dont have words guys i mean they both did not know but what happens now and what is they enjoyed it yhoo big problem better not knowing cause i would have all the pics and stuff

Bk212303
30 May 2013 14:47

Ta Mkhulu *looking @ Bk*

Kwaaaaaaaaa


@Goldi yes can u c it is the same .... they suck you dry
and they dont care how u feel

@Zioness
30 May 2013 14:59

Montana the soapie? I must check it out, mayb I can get a few tips.... But gona stage an intervention soon, but after this week end, wana get my party on (first time in aaagggeesss - dn't evn know if I can still dance shame) so do not want anything spoilng it......

Kerrie
30 May 2013 15:08

Motheo, your friend's story is so sad, i can only imagine. as parents we must stop telling our children gore rrago o thutswe ke terena, truth helps,as much as it hurts. she is certainly not the first one and clearly not the last one this happens to. some people have dated their brothers, stinters, cousins even, all this due to secrecy...

Goldi
30 May 2013 15:19

batho bamodimo O_O Motheo geezzzzzzzz that's a very story right there thizaaaaa

ohhh Kerrie my sweet1 *kiss n a littles ass squeez* haai lenchebile eng lona 

true wena Kerrie such things happen cos we *parents* dont wana tell the truth FOR THE WHAT FOR yes i'm screaming cos i'm angry look what happened now dammet

sista BoSsy
30 May 2013 15:20

Nat bad....bt bring lungile back for dineo coz phenyo uya bora lyk c.ruzly...and mawande and sbusiso hau....and there is no need for sello to cum bk tjo!

yoyozz
30 May 2013 15:21

EY I DONT HAVE A CHANCE AND ITS HURTING ME COZ I WANT TO COMMENT BUT I CANT FOR NOW. miss the house big time

Kerrie
30 May 2013 15:37

hey my Goldilocks, how are you, ba jwetse ba shebe the other direction..hhahaa. I got to know my dad when i was 21, with my mother late, granny dearest had to answer all the questions and i set out on a quest to find him cos i didn't want to end up ke jola with my brother or cousin or whatever close relative from his side, especially his brothers, they are so cute **wink wink**

Goldi
30 May 2013 15:50

lol i'm good sweet 1 just tired nje i'm in need of DUSTING *Crying* Yoyo kutheni ngoku sisi?

Kerrie
30 May 2013 16:17

hahaha..woza weekend, then you can dust like crazy my darling one....

ulenda
30 May 2013 16:17

Finally i mean finally dineo is pregnant or is she just fooling phenyo cause yena o dese ka go ira batho mashiloaaaaaaaaaggghh shem the tea lady is going down as we no the that what dlomo want   dlomo get non neg.sello is back aaaggg what about the ngamla mmmmaaakkooo????

Goldi
30 May 2013 16:23

eish my sweet 1 neke pandile jwale we had a fight iyhooooo back to square 1 ima go n hunt lol

Bk212303
30 May 2013 16:26

Wenzani yoyos?

Mpho Patricia nkwinika
30 May 2013 16:33

Eh Dineo pregnant again,woooo Can't wa8!

MotheoM
30 May 2013 17:58

worse part the guy had an accident yesterday,in hospital.called myfriend,so my f doesnt knw if she should go see him.o fihla areng!dad or babes?? planning 2 just go be with her for the weekend,300km!

Sbobo
30 May 2013 18:22

Award-winning American actor Samuel L Jackson is set to make an appearance on Generations .  The actor who was in the country in March to shoot a film also found time to appear on the most popular soapie in South Africa. While Samuel L Jackson character name is unknown, his role will advise Khetiwe when she finds herself in a tricky situation with Khubone.The episode will be screened on Friday 31 May.

nusa
30 May 2013 18:25

At least now Dineo can be happy with her husband

Ntsikie Lee
30 May 2013 19:13

who said shes pregnant?? Coz shes nt and nt anytime soon

anne sue
30 May 2013 21:55

mbali flower
30 May 2013 22:21

Dinny pregnant? Why is she putting herself through this pain, she has hostile womb syndrome, that baby won't stay long in that womb.

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 03:15

@Motheo, we aways think our problems are serious until something as horrible as what happened to your friend wakes us up! Yho I really have no words except just support her. She really can't change it though so she has to learn to forgive her mom, her dad and most importantly herself. Her dad also needs to know the truth though. By the way, a special Howzit to @Kerrie, now we just need @Mangqezu to come back.

Goldi
31 May 2013 08:15

morning Family happy Friday *dancing like a white man*

Bk212303
31 May 2013 08:19

Happy friday family

Othimna
31 May 2013 08:20

morning family
its my birthday today!!

duckie
31 May 2013 08:38

HPY BDAY @mothimna,

Enjoy yr day to the fullest, make it one to remember

i ll b cumin fo ma slice of cake

Othimna
31 May 2013 09:13

did'nt watch gen yesterday,we having a revival @church this week..
im depending on your comments for update...
we have serious plans for the future ,forgot to tell you that we have a child together .

@Motheo, i watched a nigerian movie last month with the similar story of your friend....the said part was that girl was pregnant,but she lost the child...but then in the end they talked .ans live happily

Othimna
31 May 2013 09:21

@Duckie you will have a big slice dear

Goldi
31 May 2013 09:26

Happy Born Dae Othimna have a blessed 1 sweet and please dont be Stingy nge khekhe ne malidliwe today yilanga lakhona *wink*

zdwesha
31 May 2013 09:27

shero
31 May 2013 09:59

HBD Othimna,morning guys

Othimna
31 May 2013 10:14

Thanx guys....lol lol @ Goldi lizodliwa today

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 10:18

Morning all. Happy birthday @Othimna. Now your guy needs to visit for some Birthday sex, Birthday sex, Girl you know ahhhh *singing while winking*

sayitsheni_omkhulu
31 May 2013 10:20

Into engicikayo layikhaya ilento yenu yokubhala ngama relationship wenu abhorayo. We come here to get away from it but cha kumele nina niyitshifize. Can we not please... I just came out of silent blogging for this. We know this blog is dominated by females but can we please leave relationship out of it we dont care. Mina im tired nje yonke nje indawo iwona while on we also dont care about your rich hubbies.

Deemo
31 May 2013 10:25

happy bethdae othie,be blessed as u enjoy the day,ukhule uzeukhokhobe,hope have said tht correctly, help pliz,thoz who can spk setswana i want to know the basic wedz,ie morning,hw are u,hws bn yo day,lets go ,come,pray,food is ready.i have a vzta from botswana shes staying for a month,i spend the whole at wek,so wanna surprise her tonyt

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 10:42

Hey @Riyat, to translate what @Sayitsheni has just written (because he/she did not get the memo),

It goes like this: What irks in this 'house' is this habit of yours of writing about your boring relationships. We come here to get away from them but NO, you have to__(someone please fill in this part)______. Can we not please. I just came out of silent blogging......(you understand this part mos).................we don't care. I am tired that it's your relationships being all over the place and we don't care about your rich hubbies.

Goldi
31 May 2013 11:00

haaibo Siyatsheni you dont have to comment if you dont want to no 1 is forcing you mos this is a free country darling we can talk abt wat eva does it for us so please step if u dont mind yhoooo so grumpy for a 4rday morning please sit down n let us be.......

Deemo i'll try ne cos nna ke motswana wako Gauteng lol

Good Morning= Dumela
how are you= Okae/lekae
let's go= a re tsamae
pray= rapela
food is ready= dijo di lukile yhoooo haai i'm not sure abt that one Kerrie my sweet 1 please come and help

Ntaksay
31 May 2013 11:00

Good morning everyone

Yho TheoM that is hectic, I fell sorry for your friend. I don't know how she can overcome this. But I think she need to tell her b/f that he is actually her dad and take things from there. What a mess.

B2G: Ng'cela uphume uphele pambi kwamehlo ami uyangnyanyisa. Ntuntu how is your mother? Sbuda is the Boss I lolled so hard at Luntu

Nongo
31 May 2013 11:05

morning family.
thank you @Nomd , but mina as a chanser i always put 1en1 2gether and got it the way u translated. i love this blog as much as u dont write "big" words i do get the poit sometyms not always.

@ Deemo are u a she or He?

 -morning, hw areu(just basic greetings) Dumela o letse jang / robetse jang? hw did u sleep.
hwa bn yo day - o tlhotse jang (mind u we speak "pure setswana)
lets go - are tsamae / ye , come here - tlaa kwano : pray - rapela
 food is ready - dijo di siame
goodbye - sala sentle

Nongo
31 May 2013 11:08

@ Goldie dijo tsa rona ga di luke - di  a siama *lol* but u tried coz sotho en gauteng tswana we can comunicate using lighter language.

sayitsheni_omkhulu
31 May 2013 11:11

Thank you @NomdazB I must have been away when that memo was tabled. Ohh ukuyitshifiza = spoil. I have my bulletproof vest and my nightvision gogles* in place. Just to add on the subject this is exactly what causes pretty females to land on dating sites. We cant flood all our blogs with boring relationship stories. Please dont get me wrong we do find other stories entertaining but other nje.... That @Ottima who wants her highschool lover from the other province to masturbate every day to her voice, I have no words for you. She cant expect such from a guy. The lady who gave her nookie to her father must hang herself she deserves it for playing with old men. Just to prove that I do read all your comments.

sayitsheni_omkhulu
31 May 2013 11:13

@Zioness
31 May 2013 11:15

Hey all,

Happy birthday Othimna... We're havin' a baby shower for colleague @ work, shame poor women had to run to the loo bout ten times :) remember those days, joys of pregnancy.... Mind you, I had more sex when I was pregnant than Im having now, just soooo tired all the time, goodness really hope my babba don't go looking somewhere else, anyone else expereince this with a baby, what did you do?

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 11:16

*CLAPS TWICE*

@Zioness
31 May 2013 11:18

@sayitsheni, if something annoys me that much that I simply ignore it.... try it, may work ;)

Othimna
31 May 2013 11:20

i'missing out on gen mos have to watch the repeat on saturday.
Lol @ nomdazb i hope his planning that coz uthe uzondi supriser and i dd'nt ask much coz i dont want to ruin the suprise..

Goldi
31 May 2013 11:25

heheheheeh tankie Nongo wena Say'tsheni i think it would be BEST if u go back to your corner n shuruup *wink* Nomd what's up? loling @ da memo hihihihihih Ntaks you got to love SBUSISO  uuuuuuu just 1 night GOSH the things i would do 2 dat man jeezzzzzzzzzz

kontsi
31 May 2013 11:26

mfundi this time can yu plz kill u Sello for the last plz

duckie
31 May 2013 11:29

Hey guys more interesting topics plz ooooooooooooooo

eix ngikhenyekile espannini

vuxy
31 May 2013 11:33

SELLO is boring and weak agg. his character is so borring. please papa mfundi kill that one.

duckie
31 May 2013 11:52

@Goldi sbuda is da man, i lolid hard the min he greeted Jacques Venter , offered him his fav drink , told luntu to disappear


NoMdazB
31 May 2013 12:08

That @Ottima who wants her highschool lover from the other province to masturbate every day to her voice, I have no words for you. She cant expect such from a guy. The lady who gave her nookie to her father must hang herself she deserves it for playing with old men.

This is why I'm clapping twice. *clapping once more*

Goldi
31 May 2013 12:10

Duckie ufana nam i'm so bored it's not funny come on guyz hot topic it's friday....eish cant wait to get home n have that glass of wine

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 12:11

@Goldi, what is it about Sbuda that makes your lower regions vibrate?

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 12:16

Here's a topic and be HONEST. Have you ever taken nude photos or videos or even a sex tape featuring yourself?  Did you send that material to anyone? Do you wish you hadn't or would you do it again?

NoMdazB
31 May 2013 12:18

By the way I have. It was a photo of my 'triangle', and not the vajayjay area. I don't think I'll do it again but I don't regret it.

Othimna
31 May 2013 12:35

i once send my nude pic ,even now im still doing it i dont see anything wrong to that
i dont regret doing it at all ..
during the time i was on mixit ...i was chattin with this other guy from cape tawn..and then there was this other day he aske me if i dont mind doing sex phone ...i said knw
and i did it ..but yona shame i regret doing it i will never do that again

Othimna
31 May 2013 12:48

im busy preparing for my birthday party guys...you all invited
cool drink,booze,meat and cake zimahala..
toodles...  

Ankonisaho
31 May 2013 13:00

Good Day>>have u heard about Samule L Jackon Joining Generations what is that all about..any1 who has more info pls!?

vuxy
31 May 2013 13:53

@ Ankonisaho khaye a renge  sowetan yanamusi zwi kha front page murathu. ndi mufuna zwoneeeee mwaaaaa 

Goldi
31 May 2013 14:18

@ Nomd the SEX APPEAL baby!!

I took a pic of my vjj cos my ex wanted me to either than that nope and i dont think i will do it again......@ Anko i also heard da same will check it out and get back yeh

Chix
31 May 2013 15:08

@Zioness... I have a sister in law almost exactly like this dude... you have done way more than enough for him and seeing that he has no intentions of looking for a job in an industry that is so big (I am also a Civil Engineer, so I know) I think you should just ask for a copy of his CV and apply for him dear because at this stage I think it is better for you to use your work resource to get him a job than to continue for maybe another 5 years or more feeding his LAZY behind!! I think the only way of getting RID of him is to help him get a job!!!! Just my two cents worth of advice dear the rest is up to you sweets!!!

Ntaksay
31 May 2013 15:34

The house is not bad today, Thanks Goldi, Nongo, Nomda, Zione, Vuxy, Othi, Kerrie for keeping the house busy

@sayitsheni omkhulu the fact that you read our boring relationship stories means that awucikeki  you actually enjoy the advice/other peoples' inputs or else you wouldn't bother to join the blog. 

Is Samual L Jackson really going to be on Gen today? Goldi I'm waiting for you response.

Btwa
31 May 2013 15:41

Hi lovies,

Yes Samuel L Jackson is on tonight and will be chatting with Khetikheti. its on this website before you open teasers

Ntaksay
31 May 2013 15:41

I saw the article by TVSA admin about Samual L Jackson he is really going to appear on Gen tonight with Mfundi Vundla. Go and read the article people.

swazzy
31 May 2013 15:57

Sello n Glen are back to get Ngamla arrested but sumone will get him out of prison.. Phenyo will cheat once again this time with Noluntu..

lileuna
31 May 2013 16:17

Ya Noluntu needs sum dusting. She hasnt dusted since Senzo. LOLLING

Ntaksay
31 May 2013 16:18

BYE people 

See you at MamRubs with S.L.J and M.F

ZANDILE NKOSI
31 May 2013 16:40

Wow wow wow come Generations u wil b boiling this winter they won't b any need 4 a heater to warm me up

mthi 101
01 Jun 2013 12:50

hallow everyone!
The lady who gave her nookie to her father must hang herself she deserves it for playing with old men.

@Sayitsheni omkhulu.... this is uncalled for, it is insensitive for you to comment in that way, please if you don't have anything nice to say about other people then don't say anything.  You don't know anything about the issues this lady had in life,

 poeple who have had problems in upbringing, where parents especially Fathers were absent or not there at all will show signs of being:  insecure, feel unloved, neglited, hated  ...etc  They will normally go out and search for the love that they cannot get at home or from their Fathers, so I understand what this lady (girl) went through and unfortunately in her quest for love ended up in a sexual relationship with his Father unknowingly.  

So by  saying She must hang herself, are you trying to say all those who have had problems because of absent Fathers or Mothers should hang themselves
this is insensitive, to me you sounded more than extra arrogant in your response, I don;t know your personal issues with girls who date older men but those issues are yours don't come and dump them here or venting your anger to those who did nothing to you.

Poeple have joined this Family for different reasons, some might have felt hated, unloved, unwelcome by their own flesh and blood  ...etc  so by joining thisTV  Family they have found a purpose in life, this family means a lot to some of us, so please don't spoil it, as @Goldi said, it  is best if you can return to your corner or wherever you come from and stay there Please and no offense to you.

NoMdazB
02 Jun 2013 01:48

Amen @Mthi

VusiK
02 Jun 2013 12:07

Have you ever taken nude photos or videos or even a sex tape featuring yourself? 
Yes, always, every time for many years now.

Did you send that material to anyone?

No

Do you wish you hadn't or would you do it again?
The cameras work 24/7 ...
They are recording me right now as I write this response.

VusiK
02 Jun 2013 12:12

 poeple who have had problems in upbringing, where parents especially Fathers were absent or not there at all will show signs of being:  insecure, feel unloved, neglited, hated  ...etc  They will normally go out and search for the love that they cannot get at home or from their Fathers, so I understand what this lady (girl) went through and unfortunately in her quest for love ended up in a sexual relationship with his Father unknowingly.

this happens more than people think....

@Nomthi ...
Tell your friend she is not alone, nor the first.
it even has a medical classification
he phenomena falls within the psyche category classified as genetic attraction (happens mostly with blood kin who grew up and developed separately ... seldom happens with kin that grew up together).

NoMdazB
02 Jun 2013 16:40

@BraVusi, uyandibulala, you kill me with your responses, stru God. What I would pay for a documentary on your life.

Othimna
03 Jun 2013 09:17

Morning guys..i hope you all enjoyed the weekend

mine was good..

VusiK
03 Jun 2013 09:41

@NomdazB ...

Sometimes ....
Truth is stranger than fiction.

Goldi
03 Jun 2013 10:49

Morning guys i'm so tired it's not funny *yawning*

Modern Chik
03 Jun 2013 11:05

Sanibonani family @sayitsheni_omkhulu keep your nasty comments to yourself. We value your opinions but it seems like you are here to mock. No one is forcing you to read the "Boring relationship issues" so do yourself a favour and read interesting 1s.

@NoMdazB not yet my dear, I feel ukuthi is someone can get hold of them and send them on FB eish i'll be embarrased. I normally take my cleavage, flat stomach that's all*

VusiK
03 Jun 2013 11:40

..just to add to Modern Chik ...

@Sayitsheni_omkhulu and anyone who has issues ...

It is not your blog ... You only comment on it.

Everything written here belongs to Tashi ...

Deal with it !!!

Ntaksay
03 Jun 2013 12:13

Good day

Goldi why are you tired so early in the morning sister????????

Too
03 Jun 2013 12:35

How is Luntu going to find out abt who killed her father??I juss wonder can't wait 4 e drama to unfolds

VusiK
03 Jun 2013 12:36

Methinks Goldi has too much dust in the new house ...
Trying this room .. that room ... dusting this counter ... and that surface

Ntaksay
03 Jun 2013 13:55

Hayi bo people niphi??????????

Goldi
03 Jun 2013 14:08

LOL Vusi eish ya ne guilty as charged hahahahahaha i'm here Ntaks jst had a HECTIC weekend

yoyozz
03 Jun 2013 14:36

waving hands hallowww my beautiful fimaly mis u guys

Have you ever taken nude photos or videos or even a sex tape featuring yourself?

i lol when i see this question coz last week on facebook there was this girl osebenza e capitec in her wall there were 3 naked fotos zakhe and she didnt even knw tht in her facebook therez nude fotos i ex yakhe posted all the fotos to her wall wonke umntu uzibone and now shes not working she lost her job. bendingamazi i took her number and call her sis i dnt knw you bt i heard and i checked ur wall i saw this so go and delete im chatting with her now

i send one foto of me to my ex bt now im regreting doing that wat if uyi poster to my facebook page ey

yoyozz
03 Jun 2013 14:42

Monday 3 June 2013
Episode 114 (3876)

Akhona is shocked to hear what Noluntu did. The ‘Mocha Mamas’ have their say on national radio. Senzo is livid when an employee gets fall-down drunk at a function.


senzo is livid when an employee gets fall down drunk at a function>>>>>>>>>im blaming khethiwe

sexy d
03 Jun 2013 14:48

@yoyozz hahahahaha she is the obvious choice....

Goldi
03 Jun 2013 15:04

obvious Yoyo is Khethiwe......when you take the nude pics dont show your face eish so that wen ever such happens you can always deny cos your face is not on the dikuku diatshwana maan

Bk212303
03 Jun 2013 15:36

Kwaaaaaaaa @Vusik yhoo u hayi

Ntaksay
03 Jun 2013 15:52

Hey Goldi, Yoyo, Bk & Sexy d

yoyozz
03 Jun 2013 15:57

hai ntaksay

Nunumsi
03 Jun 2013 16:06

Hi Gen family. I'm new here, Did u know dat Luthuli Dlamini has left Scandal to join Generations? He'll be playing businessman Scott Nomvete who doesn't want a bit but he wants all of Ezweni. He'll be on our screens around Jul/Aug. I c war coming...

Goldi
03 Jun 2013 16:16

Hey Ntaks welcome Nunu please feel @ home

guyz i'm out of here in da next 10nts finally wheeeeeww

Cmaneo
03 Jun 2013 20:15

Evening family

Cmaneo
03 Jun 2013 20:15

Evening family

anne sue
03 Jun 2013 20:26

hai...khethiwe is such an embarrassment

Modern Chik
04 Jun 2013 07:54

Good morning family,  Welcome Nunumsi #Big hug

Modern Chik
04 Jun 2013 08:47

haibo bakithi ni kuphi naa? am I alone in the house?

duckie
04 Jun 2013 09:02

Mrng Fam,

Auw Khubone uyitholile naye, i bet he hasnt had a chance or sme1 to dust eversnc he we nt Jail,

U gota love Ngamla,

"My intellegence is better than all of u put togathr  in this room"

yoyozz
04 Jun 2013 09:09

mornings

sinnot
04 Jun 2013 09:37

Hee, hee he he Ngamla z teh man.

ausdee_08
04 Jun 2013 09:49

Good morning family.....I really need to hear your views on this one..

There's a neighbor of our that's cheating on her husband, who is a truck driver(comes home every 3 months or so)...so my fiance of 2 years; yes I'm still with him....saw the guy going in yesterday and was pissed...the husband is his friend. So he went on on how if I would do that to him he will make our lives a living hell; and went on to say he will find a woman with hiv to seduce the person I would have cheated on him with and infect him, dump me then call him/me every now and then asking if we have remembered to take the arv's...

That sounded so sick to me, I just flipped and called him a psychopath, left the house to go sleep at my moms..what kind of person even thinks of something like that ..!!!

Deemo
04 Jun 2013 10:28

@nongo im a she,thanks so much sis @goldi u helped big tym,we had a great tym ths wkend ,teaching each atha,showed her around,shes enjoying zim big tym,its my turn to return the favour n vizt bots,. Where a my manners hws everyone,ntaks,goldi,vusik,bk,yoyoz tjo the least is endless.be blessed basadi n gentlemen

Ntaksay
04 Jun 2013 11:06

Good morning people

Welcome Nunu. Where did you hear/read about that? is there a link?

Ausdee people react differently in different situations, I think your fiancé was angry because a wife was cheating and not a husband. You know  men when their women cheat on them. Maybe he did not mean that but it was wrong of him to say that to you (if he meant it then he really is a psycho) . Be strong dear. 

Hi Deemo

yoyozz
04 Jun 2013 11:15

ausdee_08
That sounded so sick to me, I just flipped and called him a psychopath, left the house to go sleep at my moms..what kind of person even thinks of something like that ..!!!

are you also a cheater dear? why are u angry your husby wasjust saying he wont infect himself with aids becoz he want to hurt ur lover. i dnt see any reason why you left your husby alone and slept with ur mom becoz he saw another mans wife sleeping around, he was jst angry. unless is there anything u didnt tell us.

deemo hai dear

Goldi
04 Jun 2013 11:43

Mrng Family just got in @ work eish i fell and twisted my ankle mxxxxxm and now it's swollen......Hey Deemo 

Aus as Ntaksay said ppl act differently in any situation and again MEN think it's only them who are allowed to cheat *smh* Typical, what he said is written SICK AND PSYCHOPATH ALL OVER IT 

Ntaksay
04 Jun 2013 11:55

Something to keep your minds racing:

I am a word of five letters, people eat me
If you remove my 1 letter, I will be a form of energy
If you remove my 2 letters, I will be needed for living
If you remove my 3 letters, I will be a preposition
If you remove my 4 letters, I will be a drink for you
 

VusiK
04 Jun 2013 12:02

@Ausdee

HIV is no longer a death sentence

It is as manageable a condition as Hypertension and other chronic illnesses.

Nowadays, all being HIV+ means is never forget your medication and never have unprotected sex (risking re-infection with different strains of the virus ... that could be fatal)

Frankly ... It is my opinion that only us darker skinned people still have HIV nightmares ... and that is premised on our very dangerous behaviour (sexually)

Nobody else is worried about it, and nobody else is stigmatized by it.
Time to move past the fear of the virus ...
Plenty of people live perfectly with it, regardless of it being, or not being a result of their irresponsibilities (... medical accidents still cause infections)

Lastly ... *bleep!* happens !
Be it by accident or deliberate action ...
Nasty things happen.

I live by a simple rule ...
HIV is now a matter of probability, more than a possibility.
If ever it happens ... It will have happened
once it happens, there is no reversal ... there is no UNDO button or Ctrl+Z to reverse its existence.

You want scary stuff ...

Think Diabetes , Tuberculosis and Hypertension ... now those are killers !.. especially amongst us darker skinned folk who wish to ignore the real dangers and focus on the smaller things.

VusiK
04 Jun 2013 12:07

Ladies ...

I don't think men believe they have exclusive rights to cheating on their spouses.

I think selfish people are of the opinion that they are the only people of importance alive.
That is really a sad reality of life.

VusiK
04 Jun 2013 12:13

Sorry Goldi ... nurse that ankle!

Kera
04 Jun 2013 12:19

Dumelang family 

@Ausdee you know what they say about some men and their EGO 

Ntaksay
04 Jun 2013 12:22

1. There is a crime that, it is attempted, it is punishable but if it is committed it is not punishable.
what is that crime?


2.
A word I know, it contains six letter. Subtract the last letter and twelve is what remains.

3. what is broken every time it's spoken?

VusiK
04 Jun 2013 12:32

@Ntaksay

1. Suicide

Goldi
04 Jun 2013 13:06

Thanks Vusi i already put some moov on it and a bundage since it's swollen but will be fine :) Well said your comment to Ausdee

Mimibob
04 Jun 2013 14:05

Dumelang. Le kae?

Goldi
04 Jun 2013 14:26

Hey Mims i'm good and hws you? me i'm good just this pain but will be fine

Ntaksay
04 Jun 2013 14:31

You are a strong lady Goldi that pain will go away eventually.
Suicide is correct @Vusi

@Yoyo
I thought you were back, who stole you away from us? We miss you.


Bk uphi wena???????????

Ntaksay
04 Jun 2013 14:32

Hi Mimi we are fine sister and wena ukae?

The house is very quite shame, thanks to Goldi

Mimibob
04 Jun 2013 14:33

I'm great Goldi. There's someone putting a beautiful smile on my face. Get well dear.

Mimibob
04 Jun 2013 14:35

Hi Ntaksay. Ke teng. Laters, guys.

VusiK
04 Jun 2013 14:57

@Ntaks ... answer to (3)

3. Silence

sqephu
04 Jun 2013 15:26

@ Ntaks ...... answer to 3 is a promise

Nongo
04 Jun 2013 15:35

The reason I got divorced.

Last week i had my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work, Even my colleagues didn't wish me....
As i entered my cabin my secretary said," Happy Birthday Boss" I felt so special, She asked me out to lunch.
After lunch,she invited me to her apartment.
WE went there,
She said in a sexy voice,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?
"OKAY", i said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a cake and My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues...
All Screaming, SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

And I was waiting on the sofa....... NAKED!

Nongo
04 Jun 2013 15:48

A Journalist to a Doctor of a
Mental Hospital:

journalist: "How do you determine
whether to admit a patient or
not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub
with water till the top. Then give a
Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to
the patient & ask him / her to
empty the Bathtub."
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal
Person would use a BUCKET
because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No you Stupid, a Normal
Person would Pull the DRAIN
PLUG!

Nurse, admit this Idiot in Ward
No.8!

Goldi
04 Jun 2013 15:51

lol Ntaksay i did apologies mos and i told you gore i wont tell da ada abt what i' m currently reading cos i've seen what it to our family :)

Mims do tell hawu we want all da details b4 u can even think abt Laters baby *Christians voice*

Danick
04 Jun 2013 17:39

Nongo YOU ARE MAD!!!!

Mimibob
04 Jun 2013 21:21

@ Goldi, o rata ditaba! A complicated friend I missed just made me smile. That's all.

NoMdazB
04 Jun 2013 21:24

Evening. @ Nongo you crack me up. @Goldi askies, feeal better.

Goldi
05 Jun 2013 07:09

Morning Family I'm feeling muh. Better tnx guys wena Mimi *pointing my finger* keoshebile shem have a lovely Tuesday Family Hahahahaha Nongo nice 1 babe

NoMdazB
05 Jun 2013 07:12

Morning everybody, no entries between last night and now? * Wink wink @Mimibob* Here's hoping all of us have a good day? May I ask, would anyone agree to be in a polygamous marriage, if everything was done according to custom ? Or would you allow your husband to take a second wife ?

@Zioness
05 Jun 2013 07:49

Hey all... @ Nomdaz, only if I'm allowed to practise polyandry at the same time.. why should he get to have double the fun ;) Seriously though, even though I’m not naïve to the fact that there will always be temptations for both men and women in a monogamous relationship, being able to say no and remain true for me personally is a sign of true love and commitment… If I’m able to forego the chance to have some exciting sex with the hot sweet 25 year old guy with the killer body who clearly has a crush on me than why can my husband not to the same – we are both human beings with the ability to reason and realize consequences, just beacasue he happens to be a man shouldn’t exempt him… at the end of the day it’s all about that sex anyway or rather that ‘new’ sex – you can’t tell me that you dearly love and want to marry someone that you just met, you might wanna dust the hell outta them yes and as a result fall in love at a later stage but then you shouldn’t have fallen for that temptation in the first place….

Ntaksay
05 Jun 2013 08:25

Good Morning

Generations rocks these day. MJ finally stood up to Noluntu now they must kick her out of the house and out of the company and cut her off financially.

I wonder how Khethiwe had sex with Khubone  bcoz she was drunk and she totally passed out, but seeing the way Khubone is reacting she was hot shame, I wish I could see their dance, lol

Ntaksay
05 Jun 2013 08:32

Sqephu: answer to number is silence, Vusi is correct.

Lol @Nongo he is very quick, in 5 minutes and he is already naked. But being admitted in ward 8 is even worse, Kwaaaaaaaaakest

@Zioness
05 Jun 2013 08:37

I got such a lekker feeling when MJ was like "YOU BITCH!", shame she really is one... I really think Khetiwe is a good actress, she looked totally floored when she realised she slept with Enemy no1 shame

Goldi
05 Jun 2013 08:46

@Nomd i dont think i would agree hey, i know sharing is caring but not with my MAN specially knowingly haaikhona, i'm a very jealous person i know i wont survive

Ntaksay yooooo haai shem MJ made me proud shem Noluntu must suffer like she did her mom as for Khethi n Khubone i dont think it happened

duckie
05 Jun 2013 09:26

yOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUYS I MISSED last s episode
please share

Goldi
05 Jun 2013 10:03

WHERE WERE YOU DUCKIE? *serious face*

duckie
05 Jun 2013 10:27

@GOLDIE

was at the Barnyard theatre watchin 80s vs 90s(boss treat)
the perfomances were fantabulous, not to mention the drinks ngoba m stl a lil bit drunk<hides>

hulisaninemabaka
05 Jun 2013 10:33

TOP 5 THIS MONTH I CANT WAIT TO SEE NOLUNTU GET DOWN 
DINEO IS GOING TO BE PREGNANT
JASON GOING TO BE CEO
Noluntu will finally be punished for what she did.
Mj enjoys torturing Luntu
Noluntu will find out who killed her father
Kheti sleeps with Khubone
Queen goes to jail
Talk about drama I like this month's teaser.

Hopefully these teaser reunite this family.

NoMdazB
05 Jun 2013 11:24

I'm asking this question about plygamy because it seems more and more young people are going for it. My granny was the second wife and it was acceptable back then but it fell out of favour in our parent's generation,. But it has resurfaced, especially with rich, middle aged men who marry women in their 20s- and these ladies don't seem to mind. Personally, I would do some very unholy things because of jealousy so No thank you. I loved Mj and Akhona yesterday. I really hope Alhona gives her mom another chance.

Donoh
05 Jun 2013 11:38

hey y'all! hope you guys are doing great. Shems Motheo its really sad what happened to ur friend. i also got to know my dad when i was 23 years and after some time i learned that my former classmate who is a year older than me is my brother. imagine!

@Zioness
05 Jun 2013 12:09

Ja hey @Donoh, its sad that these things happen, that's why I always encourage hubby to maintain a bond with his 6 year old daughter from prev relationship, even though him and her mom both in serious relationships now and they live in a different city; my son is 1 now and as they grow older want them to have some sort of bro/sis relationship so that they don't up in bed together yor... I've heard from so many ppl that sometimes the attraction is immediate, even though you don't know what exactly it is...

Nunumsi
05 Jun 2013 13:51

@ Ntaksay  I read abt it on The Star

h0t blazzer
05 Jun 2013 14:14

hey guyz am new here...liked to be part of dic family!!! someone wth an update plss

Goldi
05 Jun 2013 14:39

Hey Hot welcome to our crazy and loving family.......

Kera
05 Jun 2013 14:50

Dumelang my lovely family

Ai i liked Khubones whistle yesterday lol poor Khethi karma is a B**ch

ausdee_08
05 Jun 2013 15:12

Thanks family for the advice; 

Now I feel like I should apologise. But on the contrary when I got back home yesterday night the house was clean, I mean even the pots were clean....that's not like him, to me it looked like a quilty consciuos.

@Vusi; I beg to differ; you know if you prove beyond resonable doubt that someone infected you knowingly with HIV AIDS they can go to jail for attempted murder?

mamlonga
05 Jun 2013 15:23

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!









                               

Goldi
05 Jun 2013 15:48

Guilty Concious all over Ausdee he realised le ena gore he over stapped the line and how upset that made you good girl

the door is open Mamlonga

steffie
05 Jun 2013 16:55

Just passing by

VusiK
05 Jun 2013 17:40

@Ausdee ...

Yes willfull infection with ANY disease that can result in death is prosecutable as Attempted murder.

In South Africa, however, the juristic professionals are ill equipped to prove the guilt of such intent... especialy when in the scenario you describe ... infection is willful via 3rd and 4th parties ... who do you prosecute?

@Zioness ... there is no applicable or enforceable law in South Africa that prohibits polyandry or polyginy. Any adult woman is as qualified to legaly engage as manyy husbands as she deems acceptable under law ... provided that all previous spouses consent to the additional spouse ... exactly as any man ... our laws and constitution is plural and universal in application. Nobody is, or can stop you, or any woman marrying more than one man.

VusiK
05 Jun 2013 22:45

@Ausdee...

... does the law prosecute the person who unwittingly is infected in order to infect the eventual target, ...
or does one infect the originator of such a dastardly act?

The intent lies with the originator of the concept ... not with the unwitting participant, who for all intents and purposes, may not be aware that they are merely a transferring agent of scheme to do harm and possibly attempt murder.

h0t blazzer
06 Jun 2013 08:10

a g00d morning to yall ma bloggers amahle!!! yippeeeeeeee the secret of luntuh finally comes out...p00r kethi kethi mxm she is so addicted to alcohol like real...

vuxy
06 Jun 2013 08:11

a

Goldi
06 Jun 2013 08:30

Morning Family

Khethi Khethi is n AA finish n klaar

yoyozz
06 Jun 2013 08:43

khuboni please dust noluntu now, khethi dnt penic dusting is good for you when last did you........u knw wat *winks*

hallow everyone

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 08:49

Yes Morning all did u hear when Khubone said he did not dust Kheti.
So she was stressing for nothing

Mimibob
06 Jun 2013 09:35

Morning guys. Didn't watch Gens much the past 2 or so weeks. Someone tell me, what's happening with Sbusiso and Son in law? I thought Sbu couldn't stand him.. They now seem buddy buddy.. What happened?

duckie
06 Jun 2013 09:35

molweni bahlobo bam

Goldi
06 Jun 2013 09:58

@Bk i did say i dont think they did eish!! Hey Mims ohh so you still busy with Mr Grey in he's playroom?? that's y u havent been watching Gen?

*as i go back to my newly found hobbie* 

Laters....

ausdee_08
06 Jun 2013 10:20

@VusiK in this instence I would say both, because there's no way that the "unwitting" participant does know of her status maybe ignorant but certainly not unaware..

Mimibob
06 Jun 2013 11:00

@ Goldi, I thought u were updating me...

Goldi
06 Jun 2013 11:05

Askies lala will have to wait for Ntaks.....* as i look for her*

VusiK
06 Jun 2013 11:16

@Ausdee ...

There are many HIV+ people walking around without a clue of their status.
All it takes is 1 time, a tear in tissue, and an opportunity ... and one's status switches ...
It could take years before that person ever discovers they are HIV+

The most difficult aspect of any prosecution of an attempt is proving willful intent. Trust me when I say that the theory is good, but the principle/ application is especially difficult to implement.

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 11:16

as i go back to my newly found hobbie

WHICH IS?

Mimibob Jason proved his loyalty to Sbuda by saying something about Penyo who called the auditors to put senzo in trouble so sbuda thought about it and thats y theres a change between them. Over to u Ntaksay

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 11:24

But the way Kheti was carring on that night Khubone could ve done whatever he wanted. But ppl tell me cant u feel when something happened to u the day before even if u were drunk. I had a frnd who would drink like Kheti and she says when she is drunk her man takes advantage and he tossis her up and down and she does not feel anything and maybe at 4 or 3 in the morning she would wake up her poenas is up in the man is doing the dust and he is so serious and she grabs him and stop him. He says i was dusting u the whole night and didnt even feel but u were doing it too. She says she becomes so imbarrassed as she does not remember but feel that DUSTINGS ...DUSTING took place here. So i dont know about Kheti. My f says hey bk i would wake up this man is making me do funny styles when im drunk kwaaaaaa

laleli
06 Jun 2013 11:40

@ Bk212303 , that's a rape , he's a loser  is the same as sleeping with a dead women

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 11:46

Hey MalumuVusi talk about HIV yhoo yes there is a lot of ppl walking with it and most does not know they are carrying it. I remember when i went to test yhoo my heart was beating fast as it was long since i took the test and i went for a consultation 1st to tell me if pos what must i do etc at that moment i was sooo scared cause i did nt know if im pos or neg but that woman kept me in suspense and wouldnt say and later she said yr test.....resul..s. i.s .. ngeatie and i just stood and said thank u bye. But still u never know cause a lot of things happen besides getting through sexual intercourse, u can also get it maybe someone had an accident or cut themselves and u tried to held and u also have a cut somewhere and the blood goes to yr cut and waaaalaaaaa welcome HIV...

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 11:48

Laleli thats what i also said but those ppl dont know what rape is cause they have this idea no... his my bf and so on and i said bk shuuuuut the hell up uyeke umntu azityise ngomntu wake qhaa

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 11:49

i have a feeling that we chatting to eachother here

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 11:50

bonke baku Day11 suuuukaaaaaa

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 12:08

heeeeeee nipi nangoku?

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 12:23

I went to fetch family member at Day 11 and ignored me and i dont know now what to do. Im not getting support form any of u.

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 12:24

laleli are u also gone?

@Zioness
06 Jun 2013 12:41

yoor BK that thing with your friend is hectic, also went overboard a couple of weeks ago, adn was all hot and heavy when we got home, my hubby got up to go to the loo for a bit and found me passed out all nekkid and everything (in a very sexy but comprising pose nogal) but cannot imagine him ever just taking advantage of me like that yooor (i more than made up the next morning thou ;) ;)

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 12:54

(in a very sexy but comprising pose nogal)

kwaaaaaaaaa

Thanx for coming back Zioness

NoMdazB
06 Jun 2013 13:04

Hello people of the South. Hi Bk, we're here, sorry for ignoring you man. I wonder, do you not feel that somebody was busy with your lady parts? I feel it after having sex and we really don't have rough sex or anything, but you know that somebody was all up in there, don't you ladies?

NoMdazB
06 Jun 2013 13:07

Especially if he didn't use a condom You woud feel all wet and sticky , right? And there is a certain smell that will let you know that your cookie was shared. Sorry to be so graphic but it has to be said.

Mrs Chix
06 Jun 2013 13:19

Hi Gen family. I hope you are all fabulous..... @Bk do you see me ((( waving))).....let read all comment so i can catch up...

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 13:46

Welcome back Mrs Chinx kwaaaaaaa u a so chick cc, i when i went to fetch u i could c in yr face that u wanted to mooor me kwaaaaaak *hides*

Nomdaz hi, hayi cc some ppl like kheti dont feel anything. I think she was disgusted by the thoought of him touching her, i can imagine.

There was this guy who wanted a piece of me i just felt as i was sleeping his hand going up my legs and i was sleeping when this happened. I caught him right handed and guess what the barstard un plugged my whole house there was no lights at all but i just grabbed the hand and i grabbed an empty bottle and i just worked him with it and the next morning so he left his house for the whole month. I still said he must just leave the area cause when ever i c him he will know im there. The thought was killing me ppl i scrubbed the leg where he touched me but im over that now but it was difficult. U should hear me swearing at him and saying u should have asked for it and not just take as.. if I was gonna give him hahahah..

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 13:48

I c Zioness is back at Day 11 can someone go and grab her pllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz before i go myself. Cause if i go its gonna be actions

@Zioness
06 Jun 2013 13:48

A pleasure BK :) @Nomdaz... no need for sorry's, sex - he smells lol... but you're right you would def feel something,  unless he penis is very very small very small and the vagina, eish let me not continue...

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 13:51

hahahahahhahaha

Goldi
06 Jun 2013 13:56

Hey Bk my new found hobbie ne *thinking* i better not say cos this house will be empty again this time for the whole month mmmmmmmm i'm sorry but this time i'm keeping it to myself hihiihihihihihihi

better than BBA *tongue out*

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 14:20

i did not go for bba goldi cause of Zulu girl

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 14:21

Inbox me plz Goldi

Ntaksay
06 Jun 2013 14:40

Helloo

Goldi I also want to know your new hobby. pm me please. You know I would never abandon my family.

Goldi
06 Jun 2013 14:44

haai haai i made a promise askies ladies i cant lets continue with r chats here i dnt want pm's or inboxes pls 

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 14:47

Hayibo Goldi ?????//

Mimibob
06 Jun 2013 14:57

Thank you BK. Always a darling.

Bk212303
06 Jun 2013 15:18

Wayapi uyoyos where is the loyalty apa andiyiboni at all mna.

ausdee_08
06 Jun 2013 15:31

@ family I need to ask a very private and weird question I hope you don't think it's yucky...

Do you think it's normal after "DUSTING" all the semen comes out of you?

Ntaksay
06 Jun 2013 15:31

Goldi I'm on my knees begging, plz hle. I am so bored I have been reading confessions of a sugar baby but now I'm done and bored coz this house is so quite.

Ngiyakuncenga ousi please.

pjvv
06 Jun 2013 15:37

Hello guys, i think Phenyo is gonna be the one to tell Luntu who killed her father. Dineo is pushing the guy so hard. 

I thot the same about Khethi she should know after not having sex for a long time, but hey its a soapie. Did Khethi not lock the door when she came home or Khubone has a spare key, 

I am no longer enjoying Gen as i used to. i hate most characters n love only a few.

NoMdazB
06 Jun 2013 15:46

@Ausdee, it always comes out afterwards, most of the time it comes out the following morning as well (hence the sticky and wet comment)

ausdee_08
06 Jun 2013 16:05

@NoMdazB but to a point where I need to get off the bed and clean  myself???

VusiK
06 Jun 2013 16:11

@Ausdee

that is very very normal

Goldi
06 Jun 2013 16:32

Bye Guys

yoyozz
06 Jun 2013 16:37

BK im in the house reading all the comments

NoMdazB
07 Jun 2013 02:39

@Ausdee, Bra Vusi is indeed correct. Which is why you use uReferee(the towel that you use). I was a long time condom user so I only got to know about this with my husband. Condoms definately make things cleaner.

Goldi
07 Jun 2013 08:06

Morning Family Happy Friday to y"all

Bk212303
07 Jun 2013 08:46

Morning everyone. I hope today would be better than yesterday yhoo i was so alone and bored.

Ntaksay
07 Jun 2013 08:51

Good morning

Don't worry Bk you won't be lonely today, I'm here.

NoMdazB
07 Jun 2013 10:00

Blowing kisses to @Bk. Askies for ignoring you. Hope everyone is having a fabulous morning.

laleli
07 Jun 2013 10:06

Morning family

Ntaksay
07 Jun 2013 10:40

Goldi what's keeping you busy? plz share *sad for the whole month*

Goldi
07 Jun 2013 11:00

i'm also here BK.......Ntaksay please dont be sad nana *clearing my throat* only work is keeping me busy babe :) *trying to keep a straight face*

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 11:02

VusiK *Calling out loud!*... I await your response on the other end... Oh, morning guys.

Ntaksay
07 Jun 2013 11:09

*sad for the whole year*

Ntaksay
07 Jun 2013 11:10

There should be a blog for Skeem Sam. It is very interesting.

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 12:57

Honestly now, where s everybody?? Is there holiday in SA?

laleli
07 Jun 2013 13:05

@ Ntaksay i'll have to agree with you on this one , skeem sam is very interesting 
i just love mapitsi & seekamela 

zone 14 deserve RED CARD

Ntaksay
07 Jun 2013 13:28

There is no holiday Mims our family members have abandoned us. *CRYING, WILL STOP WHEN EVERYONE COMES BACK HOME*

Goldi
07 Jun 2013 13:45

LOL Ntaks dont cry too much otlabana le magotsane ao come baby *taking you in my arms hush now* 

i agree Skeem Sam is da bomb very interesting indeed.....

But since da members of this family went AWOL on us y not discuss abt it *shrugging*

ausdee_08
07 Jun 2013 14:14

@VusiK mind enlightening me on what you do for a living; I'm just curious. 

Ntaksay
07 Jun 2013 14:19

I'm game Goldi 
I'm glad Tbose got a suspended sentence, I don't know how Rachel became top 3, no offence but she does not look the part. And I love Mapitsi that child is BEAUTIFUL.  I wish she had listened to everyone who advised her against the completion, I hope this was not the end of this drama coz it is interesting

ausdee_08
07 Jun 2013 14:21

you sound like a hard core lawyer.. :)

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 14:31

@Ausdee ...

I run an investment bank,
 
I did study law (I Never practiced law, or wrote any bar exam) .. among many other disciplines... Some say I am a ruthless hardcore businessman ... It is impossible to be all things at once Y'Know!
...
(however ... I seldom lose in lawsuits)

@Mims...

Heya !!!!

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 14:33

Lol @ hard core Lawyer. B2Skeem, I'm also glad Tbose got a suspended sentence. I really felt for Mapitse.. That uncle also, who does that to a child? Hei...

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 14:33

@Where's Everbody ...

It is Big Brother season ...
People are evidently enthralled with voyeurism ...

Hello everyone !

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 14:41

Thanks Ausdee for the question. It at least got this hardcore lawyer out of hiding.

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 14:53

Ok Mims ...
You can call it hiding ...
I can live with that ...

ausdee_08
07 Jun 2013 15:11

@VusiK, so you swim with sharks.. :).......don't ask..

You soud very analytical...and lawyerly in your responses...hhmmm makes sence that you studied law even more so that you're in banking..

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 15:18


@Ausdee ....

I will trust the sharks also swim with me ...
...
All else ... I would be lunch !

:-)

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 15:20

As they saying goes ...

In any game of poker ...
anyone looking for the patsy ...
...
IS the patsy !!!

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 15:26

Lalala lala lalalalaaa *singing*...

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 15:27

@Mims ...

That tune sounds very familiar !!!

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 15:41

Lol @ VusiK. No comment.

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 15:42

LOL

:-)

NoMdazB
07 Jun 2013 16:56

By the way @Bra Vusi, what made you choose this particular blog? Is it because of all the dusting ?

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 17:08

@NoMdazB ...

I have been around all the TVSA blogs for years
Also used to write articles a lot ... but cannot afford the time
I do not own a telly, and this is the most consistent, with the most consistent and regular crowd on all TVSA...
and ... most of the people I converse with on TVSA tend to contribute more to this blog the most above all others.
There are also some wonderfully insane people on this blog ....
finally ...
Long ago ... it was the easiest blog to hijack.

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 17:59

@Minmibob ...

It is the Smurf's song !!!

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 18:30

@ Vus, Got that right! *Humming now..*

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 19:24

I think it is smurfette's song !!!

lol

NoMdazB
07 Jun 2013 21:37

Am I the only one who thinks VusiKand Mimibob are perfect for each other?

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 21:47

LMAO @ NomdazB

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 21:55

I could NEVER be that lucky !!!

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 21:58

I thought you had me already Vus...

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 22:01

I guess you don't believe your luck, hey.. Lol...

VusiK
07 Jun 2013 22:03

I had better catch a wake up and hurry !
lol
:-)

Mimibob
07 Jun 2013 22:45

Seriously Nomd, why do you think that? Someone said something to that effect before..

NoMdazB
08 Jun 2013 01:16

Well @Mims, you complement each other. He's a stern, no-nonsense kind of guy and you are somewhat whimsical and quirky. You can definately stand up to him and he finds you charming and, I think, even exciting. I think he sees you as his equal. You both keep insane working hours and are slightly insane yourselves(and I say this in the most complementary way possible). Who else would know the Smurfs song? And, by the way, I don't think he would have bothered himself with it had it been somebody else. So basically, he pays you special attention. Let me hear you deny it @Bra Vusi...

Mimibob
08 Jun 2013 04:37

@Nomd, whimsical and quirky? Lol... Interesting analysis, overall.. Don't make me start crushing on VusiK now...

NoMdazB
08 Jun 2013 07:16

I am that way as well Mims. I look for music where there's none. When I e-mail friends I look for song titles as the subject /heading. I'm also very fine with entertaining myself. Why else would you blog at 4am when you know there's nobody to reply? I think it simply doesn't bother you. And I think there are a lot of those qualities in Bra Vusi, though he keeps them very well-concealed.

Mimibob
08 Jun 2013 08:24

Nomd, I think you'd really be good for uMalume, you seem to know him soo well.. Just saying...

LadyHope
08 Jun 2013 10:19

Dumelang

VusiK
08 Jun 2013 10:32

ehhhhhhhh ....

No comment Comrades !!!

Mimibob
08 Jun 2013 12:49

Hahahaa... No comment? I must really be rubbing off to you.. Unlike you not to have a comment Vus.. You always have an opionion on everything.. Mmmm...

Hi LadyHope.

Mimibob
08 Jun 2013 13:03

Wena Nomd, if Vus starts being careful around me, you'll have a lot of damage control to do..

VusiK
08 Jun 2013 14:26

lol

Thulee@
08 Jun 2013 15:19

Finaly noluntu is caught liking generations agan

NoMdazB
08 Jun 2013 17:53

Evening. @Thulee I'm watching Gen religiously again because Noluntu will finally get what's coming to her. I can't wait for Wandi to come back. And then Noluntu has the nerve to blame others like Senzo. If I remember correctly she enjoyed what Senzo did to her very much.

Mimibob
08 Jun 2013 20:42

I'm slowly warming up to Generations again.. I just can't seem to concentrate fully on the soapie any more and don't care much when I miss it. Rre Mfundi, like Nomd, needs to do some serious damage control.

caro
08 Jun 2013 20:53

Hey good pipo, js popped in to say halla. Missing u to bits n pieces yall, I see wev got a whole bunch of newbies... Ur more dn welcome to voice out ur opinions as long s ur obey d house rules.. Malume Vusik unjani? Chix ,Nomdaz, Kerrie , Bk, Ntaksay, Mimi, Goldi n d adas Keep d fire burning... Outta here ciaaaau

VusiK
08 Jun 2013 21:35

Hello Caro ...
Long time no see ...
Aya called to say Hi this evening !It is her birthday, do remember to call her.

Mimibob
09 Jun 2013 13:45

It is "ok" to give away a gift received from someone? I get gold jewelry on my birthday every single year, and I don't do gold jewelry. I don't like gold jewelry on me. I was glad to get none this year, but someone just brought me a belated birthday gift today, and... You guessed right! I now don't know what to do with all these, even from previous years. I feel terrible about giving them away and I don't think I'll develop a liking anytime soon...

caro
09 Jun 2013 13:53

We always talkin malume... She moved to another town.. I got lonely n came bc home too

NoMdazB
09 Jun 2013 15:09

Happy Sunday. Hey Mims, who is this person that's been giving you the jewellery?

Mimibob
09 Jun 2013 15:15

Lol... @ Nomd, its different people, including my own sister. Today's was from a lady at church.

NoMdazB
09 Jun 2013 15:29

Hayi I honestly don't know how to help. I thought it was just one person. Are you a wearer of all things bling? I think you should tell your sister that ikiuphumile egold( that gold jewel leery has gone out of your system) and that you now like silver. About the other people you just smile and say thank you.

Mimibob
09 Jun 2013 15:55

I do bling sometime.. My sis knows I don't like gold. I think she usually gets me what she likes. She didn't get me anything this year, and she's always gotten me something for my birthday, since we were little.. Maybe o ngadile (sulking) because I told her she shouldn't get me gold anymore. I always just smile and say thank you when I get gifts, but nearly told the church lady today that I didn't like gold jewelry..

yoyozz
10 Jun 2013 09:07

morning everyone hala

Bk212303
10 Jun 2013 09:28

Morning yall.

Goldi
10 Jun 2013 09:35

Morning Family mmmmm i see the house was warm over the weekend tnx to Mims, Nomd and Vusi

Joburg's weather is so nice for DUSTING AND CUDDLING yhoooo wish ws home in bed *thinking outloud*

sinnot
10 Jun 2013 09:44

Nothin wrong in giving away gifts. What will you do with them if they become hip in yo house. Bless sm1 with those gifts. Maybe its me,,, um a giver,,,, I give even my best. Z Wandi coming back pipol. I hope to see her ripping Luntu off hahaha

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 09:57

Good Morning
I'm so cold I can't even type properly

@Zioness
10 Jun 2013 09:59

Morning every1 @Mimi, I share your aversion to gold jewellery... maybe got to do with the fact that I have a natural gap between my front teeth and in my foolish teenage years decided to get a gold plate - yooo still cringe when I look at those pictures :)... sure there's nothing wrong with re-gifting, just make sure that the new receiver of the gift will never run into the original giver of the gift O__ o

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 10:00

Morning fam. Thanx Sinnot. I do give away stuff quite a lot, but not gifts. I think I do not have much of a choice now.. Will give away what I haven't used the past six months+, maybe I won't feel so terrible.

VusiK
10 Jun 2013 10:22

Good morning!

I never bling
...
Gold has never been my thing.
...
I am exhausted .... not getting out of bed until the weather improves.

ausdee_08
10 Jun 2013 10:53

Good morning family, 
Guys I'm horrified, visited  an old friend yesterday; hhmmmmmmmm he showed me this dvd titled Women and animals.....it's an adult dvd....hoooooooOOOOOOO.
What I saw can never be erased from my memory..

VusiK
10 Jun 2013 11:33

@Ausdee ...


LMAO !!!

South Africa is sooooooo far behind the rest of the world on these dangerous activities !!!
In many ways ... that is a good thing !!!

Goldi
10 Jun 2013 11:45

Do tell Ausdee *as i patiently wait*

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 11:52

Maybe I look like I'd do gold. I'm not even into jewelry, generally. No bracelet, chain, etc. Not even a watch. Just studs for my ears. Lol @ Ausdee.. Coming to join u Vus.. Without invite..

NoMdazB
10 Jun 2013 12:06

Hey all. @ Ausdee please DO NOT tell, I'm scared.

Chix
10 Jun 2013 12:20

Good Morning ALL!!! This is the first ever since I started blogging here in about 2008... to see or hear VusiK having NO COMMENT!!! Seems to me like he is hooked more anything else. Aaaahhh Mimibob you really have an impact on our beloved uncle!!! SMH very slowly!!!

VusiK
10 Jun 2013 12:30

C'min over Mims ...
After all ...
people are suggestion it is a matter of WHEN and not IF


... yes Chix ... I too am SMH veeeerrrrryy slowly

NoMdazB
10 Jun 2013 12:56

Maybe Bra Vusi you should take all that gold jewellery that Mims has, pawn it and with that money buy her something nice and shiny, in platinum- thereby solving two problems at once. She will get rid of all this gold, and she did say she likes nice things from a man who can affod her. I went back and read both your posts in Jan and Feb-interesting.......

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 13:00

Lol NoMdazB you really want Mims & Vus together. lol

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 13:02

Ausdee I'm waiting with Goldi

Bk212303
10 Jun 2013 13:06

Hey what is this i hear about Mims and unclu Vus. Audees what did u c teta ccza.

VusiK
10 Jun 2013 13:07

LOL NomdazB

Guilty as charged !!!

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 13:34

When do you start on red and stop on green?

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 13:35

Lol Nomd, you really are crazy..

maud
10 Jun 2013 13:37

i dont believe this you leave the house for two minutes, bakushaya ngestina emva kwendlebe.

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 13:45

Which noun in group B belongs in group A?
Group A
Man
Foot
Child
Tooth
Mouse

Group B
Girl
Hand
Adult
Toe
Goose

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 13:46

What do you mean Maud?

steffie
10 Jun 2013 13:47

Hi all

NoMdazB
10 Jun 2013 13:49

Hawu @Maud, did you put Bra Vusi on lay-bye ? I didn't know, sorry doll.

NoMdazB
10 Jun 2013 13:51

Thanks to your post @Ausdee, people at work are asking themselves all sorts of questions, trying to imagine what goes where. Ag nee man.

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 14:00

Lol @Maud, what happened? If its anything to with Nomd's comments, please take it with her. I'm just enjoying warm blankets somewhere and need no drama...

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:05

Hee banna! VusiK's in trouble mos. :-) Trust NoMdazB to be a match maker. Good day to you good people

Goldi
10 Jun 2013 14:06

I think Mims is the one tht Vusi is engaged 2 just saying cos i feel gore there's too much love in the air *sitting down waiting for Ausdee*

i think you 2 make a cute couple lol Vusi and Mims :)

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 14:08

@Ntaksay, I give up...

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:12

@ Ntaksay, Toe?

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 14:12

@Goldi, I really laughed out loud!! Hahaaaa...

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:18

I smell polygamy in the way malume Vusi (Mimms it looks like you are not alone, Maud is also eying for malume) lol 

So Mims
  do you approve Maud to be the second lady since you are the first

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:20

For the first time today I'm LAUGHING OUT LOUD at Keratile's answer *continues to laugh*

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:21

Tjoo! Mehlolo! Phela, I asked a friend to help/share a website address where I could download music. Mokgala mmakapa! The website she shared specialises in porn. *shocked for days*

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:25

Some friends we have. Can someone please share a proper website. @ Ntaksay.......glad I managed to make you laugh. :-) Now give us the right answer, please.

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:26

The correct answer is Goose

The nouns in group A have the word changed to a different word to make a plural while in Group B the words are pluralised by adding s at the end.

Group A
Man - Men
Foot - Feet
Child - Children
Tooth - Teeth
Mouse - Mice
Goose - Geese
Group B
Girl -Girls
Hand - Hands
Adult - Adults
Toe - Toes

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:28

Kera you are killing me today. What a friend you've got. Sorry I am not a big fan of music, so I cannot help on that one.

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:28

I nearly choose GIRL but TOE made sense........Atleast I tried. :(

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:32

When do you start on red and stop on green = When you eat watermelon.

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:41

Three people go to a fair to sell their apples. First one had 10 apples, second one had 20 apples and the third one had 30 apples. They all sell at the same price, they sold all their produce and each ended up with R10.00. What was the price?

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:44

I laughed so hard yesterday as I was watching 7de laan with my 4 year old daughter and she starts singing *amadodo amadodo mtanam* she kept on singing the stupid song until asked her what she was singing. 
Her reply was: did you not watch Generations Friday Khethiwe was singing for her child. then I remembered, I laughed

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 14:44

I don't mind talking to myself shame

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:52

Sorry Ntaksay, I'm busy doing the math for the apples' purchase price. I missed Generations on Friday and the omnibus on Saturday (had to do stocktake on both days) - I can't comment on Khethiwe's song.

@Zioness
10 Jun 2013 14:54

I know you guys don't like talking to me cos whenever I reply every one just acts like ima ghost or sumthing but it's cool man, I still read you things and am highly entertained :P :P i lol-ed @Ntaksay's story cos me and nanny sat together watching when that scene with Khetiwe came up and we were like 'Shem Khet's Shem Shem..." It's really amazing how much kids remember, they really do say the damndest things :)

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 14:58

@Ntaksay, (Mimms it looks like you are not alone, Maud is also eying for malume) 
Also? I wasn't aware I way eyeing uMalume.

So Mims do you approve Maud to be the second lady since you are the first
I think this picking him wives thing has gone on for too long now. Lets give the guy a break.. We dont wanna alienate him, do we?

Moving on...

60 apples in total were sold (10+20+30)
Made a total R30 (10x3)
Each apple sold for R0.50 (30/60)

Keratile
10 Jun 2013 14:58

R10 a packet. The apples were sold as a packet rather than each. That's my final answer

Mimibob
10 Jun 2013 15:08

Your response makes sense Keratile..

@Zioness, I know you guys don't like talking to me cos whenever I reply every one just acts like ima ghost or sumthing but it's cool man,
So sorry dear. Please dont feel like that. I think you responded to my question same time I was typing, so I somehow missed it and saw it after a while when the topic was off the shelf. I sure will regift love..
Let's take you for coffee, or anywhere you wanna go, so I make up. *Hugs*

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 15:12

Sorry for that Mims I was just joking, didn't mean to offend anyone

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 15:15

@Zioness I don't know where you get that but on behalf of Gen family I apologize if we somehow made you feel unwanted/not part of the family. But in this house we all love and value each other.

I'm busy with something at the moment but all the apple answers I've read so far are wrong.

I'll give the correct one now now

Goldi
10 Jun 2013 15:19

touchy are we Mims.......*walking to Zioness direction* kante bothata ke eng Zee y do u feel like that what have we done or not do? please dont feel like that we are family and we love each other da same pls nana askies ne

@Zioness
10 Jun 2013 15:28

Aaaaw thanks everyone wow didn't expect such heartfelt responses, you ladies are wonderful :) *MUCH LOVE*

ausdee_08
10 Jun 2013 15:39

@Nomdaz, I was also scared and horrified...

This is me trying not to be too graphic.....It's amazing what women do for money out there...dogs and horses....hell NOOOOOO...

Have you see a horse "compromised" that "thing" is huge, as to how she managed to get "it" into her.....only she knows..haaai xha...

South Africa is sooooooo far behind the rest of the world on these dangerous activities !!!
In many ways ... that is a good thing !!!

@VusiK...thank GOD for that..

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 16:04

@Ausdee are you saying that someone was dusting with a horse/dog?  That is gross, I'm tying to picture that but nothing comes to mind a horse of all things.

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 16:09

Answer as promised

First person sold his apples at R1 each and got R10.00
Second sold a dozen for R2 and the remaining 8 apples at R1 each and got R8 for all 20 apples he got (R2 + R8 = R10)
Third sold two dozens at R2 per dozen (got R4 for 2 dozens) and sold the remaining 6  apples at R1 each and got R6 for all 30 apples he got (R4 + R6 = R10)

NB: Dozen = 12 apples

shaidin
10 Jun 2013 16:10

GUD AFTRNOON BATSWALLE!!!WHILE A BLUE HUNGRY MONDAY!!wooooooo guys i jst made a hair style like akhona whoo it suits m bahlobo bam i m lukin georgeous like eveeeeeer but aniway shame on khethiwe  heeey did you watch gen on manday 3 june wwooow khethiwe naira roooww roowwwww manje i laugh up until 9;00 oclock 





GEN FAMILY ABOUT FEW WEEKS AGO MY BF WAS SCREEMING IN THE MIDNIGHT AROUNG 12 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM,AND I ASKED A FAVOUR FROM YOU GUYS CAUSE YOU ARE MY FIMALY I TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD OPEN THE BIBLE EVERY DAY WHEN WE ARE GOING TO THE BED IT REALLY WORKED THANK VERY MUCH.THINGS ARE NOW BACK TO NORMAL AFTER 1 WEEK HERE HE GOES CHEATING ON ME EEE BANNNNNNNA DIS IS THE THANKS THAT I GET AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR HIM????????ITS OK THATS LIFE HEY BUT I M HAPPY TO BE BACK AT HOME WITH U GUYS DNT 4GET 2 WATCH GEN DE TEA LADY IS GOING DOWN !!!!!! 

Goldi
10 Jun 2013 16:18

LOL so we *women* we sleep with anything that breaths and have legs kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ai askies Aus but it happens hey

ok Peeps let's meet @ S'qalo tonight @ 8 *wink*

i was loling wen Khethi Khethi was singing to Mpilo ohhh modimo dronkiiiii ya mme poor child ai

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 16:23

Bye people

Ntaksay
10 Jun 2013 16:28

Hey Shaidin  don't worry yourself about cheaters, be strong sister. I'm happy to hear that something from the house helped. 


Byeeeeeeeee

ausdee_08
10 Jun 2013 16:31

@Ausdee are you saying that someone was dusting with a horse/dog?

@Ntaksay as much as I don't want to belive that; it's true; people used to tell me that and I would ridicule them; but after yesterday, I believe it and unfortunately for me it's stuck in my head FOREVER.. #gasping for air...

@Goldi it's a date.. :-)

Deemo
10 Jun 2013 20:38

i also laughed today wyle khethie was singing for mpilo,i watched the repeat in the mornn n was late for work,

Nunumsi
10 Jun 2013 21:41

NoMdazB
11 Jun 2013 00:00

Hello anyone who's out there. How pathetic is Noluntu ? I just love how Sbuda treated her.

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 08:26

Morning NoMdaz are you working night shift?

Unfortunately we had power failure where I stay so did not watch my favourite soapies.

Morning everyone

Goldi
11 Jun 2013 08:35

Morning Family askies Ntaks, Nomd yintoni awukhoni ukulala sisi? i also love da way S'buda handles her hey *noluntu* eish Phenyo Phenyo Phenyo aka Manhore wuuuuuuuu no comment

Shaidin lala i'm glad your nigtmare was sorted and starts another one so tell me how did you find out gore brada man wa cheater?

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 08:42

Morning all, hai shem whatever happened to Dinny' and Phenyo's 'perfect love'? Just shows how things can go very wrong very fast neh... This Noluntu girl is irritating me, wth does she expect MJ and Akona to do, be all happy smiley with her... it's been talked about before but last nite we had a discussion again on Akhona's (Maggie Benedict) looks - i have always maintained I find her beautiful, not in a conventional way but still beautiful, others vehemently disagree :( for me it also helps that I think she is a pretty good actress...

NoMdazB
11 Jun 2013 08:47

Morning all. I have 2 small kids, one is 5 and the other almost two. I wake up every night to make the older one go pee and check on the younger one who still sleeps in our room. These days they are both coughing cos it's cold so they wake me up. And then I take time to go back to sleep, so I blog. Well last night the older one got up while his dad and I were in the middle of some kinky business, left his room where he sleeps with his older cousin and came into ours. He came right to our bedside. Imagine me hiding under his dad, whispering" Tell him I'll come and tuck him in now now". He didn't want to go so his dad had to scold him so he left. We finished and I finally managed to get up and go to him, only to find he'd been standing outside the door that whole time.

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 08:59

love is in the air heeeeeeeeee vusiK. dnt forget to invite me ndiva i weeding bells

YESTERDAYS TOPIC DUSTING WITH A HORSE HAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD you guys whts upp.

zioness

I know you guys don't like talking to me cos whenever I reply every one just acts like ima ghost
you not a ghost darling we all love each other. hope no one is gonna acts like u ar a ghost gain feel at home be free we are one.


Nongo
11 Jun 2013 09:03

morning gen family.

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkks @ Nomd, hey kids u lucky he didn't come bak when u were 'bout to reach end of the road!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 09:04

queeen moraka u are in trouble its gonna be like you are selling drugs watch and see.

Deemo
11 Jun 2013 09:11

hello people,its so cold here,cant even type properly,gud dae

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 09:14

@Nomd, kids are the ultimate cock-blockers neh lol... Also have an almost one year old sharing our bed, so dusting has been a very quiet affair for us shame - and on always on a coach we have in our bedroom... so the othe day nanny took 'king of the jungle' (as tata calls our baby bcos he's taken over lol) out for a walk  in the afternoon and for the first time in a while we were alone in apartment for a while, mense did I scream, I sommer threw in a couple of extra AAAAAHHHHS OOEEEEHHHS, YEEEEEAAAAHS just to make up for the other times when i have to check myself and my noises...

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 09:25

im free today im gonna watch my screen the whole day. ngoba its cold so im gonna keep the house burning with something jokes or anythng AND I KNW U WONT LAUGH TO THE SAME JOKEs BUT U CAN CRY FOR THE SAME  man CHEATING BUSTURED.


A man escapes from prison where he had been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen any women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He didn't kiss my neck. He whispered that he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too..."

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 09:29

A man arrives late at a hotel, but the only option is a double already occupied by a man. ‘You could share, but he does snore,’ the manager says. The man agrees to share. Next morning at breakfast he’s bright-eyed. ‘You weren’t disturbed by the snoring?’ the manager asks. 'No,' the man replies. 'When I went into the room the guy was snoring away. So I kissed him and said: "Goodnight, beautiful." After that he sat up all night watching me!'

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 09:33

im freeee shaim on you guys

A young couple are getting down to it for the first time. But suddenly the girl cools off... 'I suppose you're waiting for Mr Right,' the guy says gently. 'Oh, no!' the girl laughs. 'I'm waiting for Mr Big!'

Kera
11 Jun 2013 09:38

Good morning family

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 09:39

A guy and a girl meet at a bar and soon afterwards they go back to her place. A few drinks later, things start to get steamy. The guy takes off his shirt, but then washes his hands. Next he takes off his trousers, and again washes his hands. ‘Are you a dentist?’ the girl asks. ‘Yes,’ the guy replies, surprised. ‘How do you know?’ ‘It’s obvious,’ she says. ‘You keep washing your hands.’ After they make love, the girl
adds: ‘Not only are you a dentist, but you must be a very good one.’ ‘I am very good, actually,’ the guy says. ‘But how do you know that?’ ‘Well,’ the girl replies, rolling over. ‘I didn’t feel a thing.’ kwaaaaaaaa une vienna lo

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 09:40

AVOID LEADING QUESTIONS!!!

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would you give her my jewellery?
HUSBAND: No, I'm sure she'd want her own.
WIFE: Would she wear my shoes
HUSBAND: No, she's SIZE 6.
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: *bleep!*!!

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 09:41

morning kera

Simon is at work one day when he notices his colleague Jim is wearing a gold earring. Knowing Jim is normally quite a conservative guy, he’s curious about his sudden fashion accessory. ‘I didn’t know you were into earrings,’ he remarks. ‘It’s no big deal,’ Jim mumbles. ‘But tell me,’ Simon persists. ‘How long have you been wearing one?’ 'Well,' Jim confesses, 'ever since my wife found it in our bed.'

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 09:42

Zioness ive been talking to u and i even i went to fetch u on Day 11 remember.
@Nomdaz whatttttttt yhoo these kids yho i can imagine how u felt after you saw him shame. Do u make a noise or what?

This is me trying not to be too graphic.....It's amazing what women do for money out there...dogs and horses....hell NOOOOOO...



Hey u dont want to know i have something to share with guys?

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 09:42

@yoyo we are only 2 darling but i'l leave very soon, for now lets kip the house warm.
but they are reading  u no that?

Kera
11 Jun 2013 09:42

I am trying to catch up here 

Ausdee i ma really scared now, people do weirde things i mean dusting with a horse *clap once*

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 09:46

*in the bathroom*

makgoa
husband:knock knock
wife: huz it
husband: its me honey...can i come in?
wife: come join me luv

ndarkie
husband: ko-koo (knock- knock)
wife*ka bogale*: ke mang? ( who's that)
Husband: ke rrabo...a nka tsena? (ur hubby--can i cum in?)
wife: ke a tlhapa, o batla eng??...ga o bone gore ga ke a apara,..o bata go ntena Petiriki o mae...nxlc ( im bathing , wat do u want??--- dont u see that im naked--- u idiot S#*!t  .)

NoMdazB
11 Jun 2013 09:47

@Zioness I stopped screaming years ago. Maybe I should dump the kids with granny for a day so I can scream like you did.

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 09:48

1.ABORTION doesnt
make U
unpregnant, it
only makes U d mother
of a dead
child.

2. INTELLIGENCE is like
underwears,
necessary
to have but
unnecessary to show.

3. DIGNITY is like
VIRGINITY, once
lost, it can
neva be regained.

4. TRUE FRIENDS are like
bra,always
there to
hold us in ourfalling
days.

5. MENSTRUATION is like
SALARY,
they always
comes once evry
month, n when dey
dnt come,
then problem.....

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 09:49

im out now hv a nice day.

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 10:02

5. MENSTRUATION is like
SALARY,
they always
comes once evry
month, n when dey
dnt come,
then problem.....

 I HATE THIS WITCH

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 10:04

NONGO IM OUT TOO

ausdee_08
11 Jun 2013 10:26


Morning fam....my goodness I love Sbuda so much; he show that b!tch Luntu yesterday..

@Bk212303 please share maybe I might forget about my sunday "experience"..
@Kera you don't know the half of it....like really..

@yoyozz &nongo hau guys you were doing so well.... :(

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 10:41

@Nomdaz, think you should, why don't you make work of it this coming week end? it's could to let it out once in a while :) we've been dreaming of booking into a hotel or B&B for a "one-night special" but there's simply no moola for such luxuries right now, so I particularly enjoy those 'stolen' moments...

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 10:43

Huh NoMd poor child

I've been busy for such short time and I have so much catching up to do *reading comments again*

laleli
11 Jun 2013 10:49

Morning Family , could someone please update me with what happened on generation yesterday plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 10:53

later Yoyo and Nongo
*patiently waiting for more jokes*

Goldi
11 Jun 2013 11:17

Haaai i'm sorry but i cant catch up yhoooooo

lol Nomdz poor baby hahahaha i can jst imagine kikikikikiki, nna my son talks too much he one's asked gore y ke bhampa kompetong O_O since no mo dusting @ my place (where i used to stay b4 buying a house) tjooooo NEVER AGAIN

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 11:23

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

NoMdazB
11 Jun 2013 11:28

Shame he was so dazed and confused. He didn't even wonder why his dad was sleeping where he was, up in the air like that. I dont know why he was waiting at the door. Luckily I have trained myself to be quiet but it's killing me.

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 11:28

My sister in law last week was putting tiles in her house, so she could not sleep there cause its one room. So asked me if she could sleep at my house keep in mind she has a baby of 8months and her brother who is 28 and her nanny also 28. So i had a full house and she slept wednesday thursday and friday. This is what i noticed each and evry time my husband comes in the house the nanny becomes very sick and at 1st did not take note and the second time i said to myself im sensing something between the 2 since klk my hubby was a cheater. I told myself that maybe im just over reacting then the other night hubby said to me we must go together to a friends house leaving the nanny alone in the house cause everyone was out and then when we all arived the nanny got sick and hubby looked for medicine for her and gave her. So each and every time hubby would look for meds for her cause i just ignored cause i was in my mission to find out what is happening. It seemed like i was not the only one who noticed, my sister in law said hey bk something is not right here, my nanny likes to get sick when yr hubby comes back from work. She said its like she wants attention and i said no it cant be her i think its my hubby. Later on after work friday they left my house and i told my sister in law to take her nanny back to her house and they left, today my sister in law gives me her phone and she says i must listen and she recorded her nanny(she trapped her) and asked her what was going on:..............................................

These are the words.........yhoo indoda yalamfazi inxiba kakuhle iyafaneleka kwaye if ibinobekisa kum bendizayitata.

Othimna
11 Jun 2013 11:29

Morning family hope you all doing good,i miss you all like crazy..

was at home for the past two weeks ,i lost my uncle .
im lost on generation i saw Luntu crying in Sbu's office,and also Akhona was giving her a piece of her mind..its about time she gets the taste of her own medicine

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 11:38

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed my ass", he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3 day 10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there is a knock at his door and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptous, athletic, beautiful babe dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business."

The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost ten pounds, as promised.

So, he calls the company and orders from them their 5 day/ 20 pound program. As expected, the next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

He's after her in a shot. This girl is in great shape and it takes a while to catch her, but when he does, it's worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by far the best he's ever had. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another twenty pounds as promised!

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day/50 pound loss program. "Are you sure," asks the representative on the phone, "this is our most rigorous program..." "Absolutely," he replies. "I haven't felt this great in years!"

The next day there is a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you!"

laleli
11 Jun 2013 11:38

BK please translate "yhoo indoda yalamfazi inxiba kakuhle iyafaneleka kwaye if ibinobekisa kum bendizayitata"

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 11:46

Yho Bk that snake, imagine if she was working for you. These nannies, we hire them to help but they are dangerous. She didn't even hide her bitchiness. Yho hayi wenze kakuhle akhawuleze ahambe engekade aboleke indoda yakho.

NoMdazB
11 Jun 2013 11:46

Kodwa people, these nannies ! @ Laleli she was saying 'That woman's (Bk's) husband dresses well and clothes suit him. If he were ever to say something to her she would steal him.

Xolisalife
11 Jun 2013 11:51

500

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 11:55

@ BK please follw the house rules - translate where posible my love

"yhoo indoda yalamfazi inxiba kakuhle iyafaneleka kwaye if ibinobekisa kum bendizayitata"

laleli
11 Jun 2013 11:56

Tjoooo nannies are dangerous yoh

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 12:00

thank you Nomd

NoMdazB
11 Jun 2013 12:06

Bk's husband should have given her a laxative when she was 'sick'. What is it with men? Why are they so easily fooled?

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 12:06

When someone hurts you,
you learn to be stronger.
When someone leaves you,
you learn to be more
independent. Don't keep
asking why people keep
hurting you, ask yourself
why are you allowing it to
happen.....

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 12:09

There is this Sperm named Zipo, Zipo is
always doing exercise, running jogging and
jumping and when its fellow sperms ask
him
why he always train, he wil simply tel them
that he is doing it so that he can be able to
outrun them and be the one to fertilize the
egg any day the time comes.
A day came and all the sperms started
running to go and fertilize the egg, Zipo as
planned out ran all the other sperms. They
were half way when they saw Zipo running
back faster than ever, they were much
surprised and they asked him why he
suddenly changed his mind, Zipo quickly
replied
" THE FOOL IS MASTURBATING "

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 12:19

.. He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him and don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be heard. Because perfect guys don't exist. But there's always one guy that is perfect for you. ♥

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 12:20

@BK, so what happened after this whole episode? i dont have reason to doubt mine but  I still made sure I hired a mature woman (she's 50, but with a nice mixture of a young yet maternal personality) to look after my child, esp since we needed her to sleep-in, we both work irregular hours, and there are times when they are alone at home for hours - there's enough temptations out there, don't have time to come home and catch anyone dusting while my child is screaming his lungs out (heard some horror stories tjo)...

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 12:22

iyele iyele iyele tambire Jehova , tambira Jehova * sulking and singing to myself like Hakeem in BBA

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 12:42

That woman's (Bk's) husband dresses well and clothes suit him. If he were ever to say something to her she would steal him.


This nanny was after my hubby and she admitted to my sister in law. I even listened to her on the phone that was recorded. So she was in fact looking for the attention, cause he didnt know she was looking for his re action.

Family sorry for not translating i just wanted to say it the way she said.

Im sorry to God no no this woman did not think before doing what she did, cause my hubby already influenced my sister in law to get rid of her and i said they must let her work and so my sister in law said no no i dont trust her even with my baby.
I told them i dont mind cause she does not stand a chance with my hubby.

Maybe someone else not my hubby,

She is huge 1st of all, no figure nothing, her eyes are criss cross the other one is looking that side and the other one the other way(God forgive me) im discribing how she looks, its like someone who is just pushed down in a ballon or condom. She is lazy and a good liar, he man she is not clean always wearing vuxavuxa so u c the pic. When i spoke to hubby about this he said ooooooh mmy how can u both even think that or u should have spoken to me and tell me to stop looking for medicine and he said he did sense that we were hiding something. But i was like why were u running around for another woman cheater!!!

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 12:43

shooo Yoyoy o kae im scared in the house  nobody in !!!!!!!!!!

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 12:49

Family is there something wrong if a guy calls you my love and babby.

He is a friend of yrs and u married.

am i also a cheater here or what cause he calls me this names and he apologies the 1st time and i said ok  but hey he still says it on whatsup.

Now i also call him these names heee i dont know whats happening here.
and my hubby does not use these words to me. He call me by my name or says wife.

I feel so free when i chat with this guy yhoo there is lot of ways in cheating do u think this is one of them ppl??????????

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 13:01

--- Yes Bk you are on the road to cheating--- left with two turns then you in---careful there dear

Goldi
11 Jun 2013 13:03

As much as i would like to comment but nkasekgone le di bible tse aowa.....i dont see anything wrong BK, it happens

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 13:16

@BK, I do not really see anything wrong with it, seems innocent enough, no rule that married women can't have male friends even if the guy is a little affectionate in his name-calling, for all you know that's just his way and how he adresses all women, however ultimately you are the only one that can really answer that question because deep down you know how these interactions makes you feel, but you juts afraid to voice/confront these feelings...

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 13:18

It might lead to cheating Bk do you call your hubby sweetie/baby? or by his name?

Ntaksay
11 Jun 2013 13:24

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for

years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.



The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.



Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop

and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a

doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled

back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and

the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor

laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his

bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me

and I didn't listen to you.

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 13:26

BK He call me by my name or says wife.

UR NAME HAYI CHA tell him to change the way he calls you before u end up in other mans arm. but i wont blame u coz i also want something new even if its for 1 day eyeing the guy sitting next to me wish i can squeeez him for a few minutes

nongo im here love

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 13:26

lol@Ntaksay - good one!

maud
11 Jun 2013 13:30

She is huge 1st of all, no figure nothing, her eyes are criss cross the other one is looking that side and the other one the other way(God forgive me) im discribing how she looks, its like someone who is just pushed down in a ballon or condom. She is lazy and a good liar, he man she is not clean always wearing vuxavuxa so u c the pic. When 

Trust me my friend you will be surprise, men dont  look for anything that you mentioned bove- bazifunela indindibala and because ingcolile they enjoy it.
never estimate the power of a woman especially the one you look down at, uzokumangaza, remember they leave a big house and go straight to the shack

Goldi
11 Jun 2013 13:36

Why cant it be just innocent why do we like be suspicious to every little thing that man or women do......camaaaaaaaaaaan just keep n open mind

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 13:46

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @Ntaksay so the man pushed them back in not knowing kwaaaaaaaaa

Kera
11 Jun 2013 13:48

LOL @ Ntaksy tjo people are looking at me as if i ma mad & dead by laughter*

@BK I do have a male friend and he calls me love and i also call him love my hubby knows about it so does his wife and there is nothing more we are friends  from way back

maud
11 Jun 2013 13:56

@Kera, lucky you, if i have a friend who call me LOVE,  you will be reading my story on the newspapers, infact me and that friend of mine we will be buried by now.

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 13:56

She is huge 1st of all, no figure nothing, her eyes are criss cross the other one is looking that side and the other one the other way(God forgive me) im discribing how she looks, its like someone who is just pushed down in a ballon or condom. She is lazy and a good liar, he man she is not clean always wearing vuxavuxa so u c the pic. When

Trust me my friend you will be surprise, men dont look for anything that you mentioned bove- bazifunela indindibala and because ingcolile they enjoy it.
never estimate the power of a woman especially the one you look down at, uzokumangaza, remember they leave a big house and go straight to the shack

@Maud hey cc i know that anything is possible with men cause he has cheated so many times with funny women. I would just say im in denial thats all cause my hubby is a cheater simple as that i dont even worry anymore. But this time he was inocent as i told you that this time the nanny has a crush on him cause she been checking him and hopind he would pop the question. Here i was wrong about him maybe some other time.

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 14:04

Hey why does it feel like im cheating here hee maan i call this man myl and bby and he would ask me bby where are u and what u doing but he stays in Limpompo we talk about anything accept about me and my hubby and he even ask me why i dont talk about him its always about my son and this and that and i change the subject. But hey it feels good talking to him. I dont know if i see him in 2015 facially what would happen. I told him i dont mind him calling names as long as no one hears/sees this and he said he is safe as there is no one at the moment and i said me (hubby) this is just cheating ppl there is no way mmm malumu Vusi upi? Say it

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 14:17

Hey he just whatsup me now: Love u bby and i went: love u too mlv

@Zioness
11 Jun 2013 14:18

@BK, you really do not have to answer if you don't feel like it but why do you stay with your hubby?

Nongo
11 Jun 2013 14:28

kikikikiki  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ntaks u kiled me serias, yo h double insides serves him rite yoh yoh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 14:34

@BK, you really do not have to answer if you don't feel like it but why do you stay with your hubby?

@Zoiness what a u talking about here? I love my hubby thats why im with him.

Kera
11 Jun 2013 14:36

@BK i think yours is more than that not that i am been judgemental or anything, do u have hearts for him?# just asking#

Kera
11 Jun 2013 14:38

@ Maud so he is jealous

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 14:42

Im with my hubby cause i love him and he understands me and i also understand him accept for the cheating part. He makes me happy, he gives what i want like he has it all and he satisfies me maybe i dont but he cries when i do my thing and i give him in the lounge bathroom kitchen if son is not available though but im happy with him anyway. Me i loooooveeee dusting i think thats the most of and he can give it to me. He knows how to make me so i dont know if u get me but now maybe hey i dont know he has hurt me too many times and i worry no more. It seems like im changing to something im not like what i just told u about whatsup

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 14:45

@BK i think yours is more than that not that i am been judgemental or anything, do u have hearts for him?# just asking#

Kera yes i do gf lots u dont have to feel bad or judgemental i want it like it is talk so sense to me. I can handle it. Im still waiting for VUSIK where is he ppl you made him run away because of what u said yersterday

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 14:57

If i am cheating then i lent from the best

Mimibob
11 Jun 2013 14:58

@ Bk, Im still waiting for VUSIK where is he ppl you made him run away because of what u said yersterday.
Sorry dear, you'll have to wait a bit. We are still enjoying honeymoon. 

We love you guys.
MimiK

Goldi
11 Jun 2013 14:59

BK if wena le dude you just friends nothing wrong in doing that but if you are flirting den its a biggy!!

Othimna
11 Jun 2013 15:07

I'vee been reading your comments since my lunchtym ...i cant stop laughing hey

@Bk its not cheating dear at all ,even my self i have male friend that i chat with he call me motho waka (sp) and i call him love ...i dont see anything wrong to that.
my mna i wont see anything wrong cos im not married.

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 15:18

Life is about trusting yourself and your feelings.
Not being afraid to take chances.
It's about losing and finding special people and
learning to value all the memories you have
good or bad.
Learning from the mistakes you make and accepting
that certain people in your life will change

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 15:19

Do you believe there are no accidents in life?

All things in our lives happen for a reason and all of the people
we meet along the way will play a part in our lives
some big, some small.

Some will make us cry, some will hurt us, some will betray us
but this only serves to make us stronger.

Some will teach us valuable life lessons that will transform us
into a better, stronger and wiser person

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 15:22

Sorry dear, you'll have to wait a bit. We are still enjoying honeymoon.

We love you guys.
MimiK


Kwaaaaaa now you talking Mimi. But u responded gf he can also quikly respond plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how many did u have*hides under desk*

Bk212303
11 Jun 2013 15:24

U c Othimna atleast you single.Mna ke motho wa hubby kwaaaaaaaa

Mimibob
11 Jun 2013 15:26

@ Bk, can't get into details here love, *winks*... Gotta run... Can't chat...

shaidin
11 Jun 2013 15:27


@Goldi jst got the sms at from the girl that is cheateting with saying i should stay awy frm him or else she will kill me can you imagine.




AFTERNOON BAHLOBO DID YOU SAW WHAT KHUBONE DID 2 ELECTRICIAN WOOOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!PHENYO U R A SEYOYO SE NDODA REALLY ALWAYS RUNNING FROM YOUR RESPONSIBILITY,WEN U SAY 1 LITTLE DINNY SAY 30 BUT HHHEEEEY I CNT BLAME HER U SLEPT WITH UR EX BEHIND HER BACK,SHAME SHE DESPARATE TO FOR  BEING PREGNANT HEY WE CANT BLAME HER

yoyozz
11 Jun 2013 16:09

im about to go just streesed coz its cold and im going to sleep alone ushumaneka thixo im gonna play golf the whole night .

MJ enjoys torturing his sister. Khethiwe is furious when a friend gets her into trouble. The Mocha Mamas are dealt a terrible blow at their coffee tasting event.

i hope we all go to mocha mamas and queen is gonna be arrested coz they thought shes a drug dealer. its gonna be a big buuuuuum.



VusiK
11 Jun 2013 20:17

I just got home ...
I am exhausted ...
I need sleep ...
Goodnight ...

NoMdazB
12 Jun 2013 04:15

@MimiK, tihihihihihihi *just cannot stop laughing*. Welcome back Bhut Vusi. @Yoyozz don't play golf too hard, those are delicate tissues.

Bk212303
12 Jun 2013 08:17

Morning all, welcome Malumu Vusi.

Othimna
12 Jun 2013 08:47

morning family hope you all good today
its cold hey cant even type my hands are freezing

Kera
12 Jun 2013 08:56

Morning mabloggers a mahle

Goldi
12 Jun 2013 09:14

Morning family hey love birds nice ring to MimiK well enjoy your honey moon :p

yhoooo  i cudnt stop laughing last night wen Khuboni was ordering Khethi Khethi to go and get dressed hahahahahah eish Queen le ena mara yhoooo i like da way MJ is treating noluntu but now SHE DEVIL (Noluntu) and MANWHORE (Phenyo) are gona join forces then he's gona tell Noluntu that S'buda's da one who killed her Dad mxxxxxxm

PS: I wish Bella and MJ can get back together

zdwesha
12 Jun 2013 09:47

zdwesha
12 Jun 2013 09:47

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:07

Good morning

How is Khethi going to get rid of Khuboni? Sbuda does not want him anywhere near Sqalo Khuboni is also stuborn he won't leave.

Phenyo is digging up his own grave, May his SOUL REST in PEACE.

Mrs Chix
12 Jun 2013 10:13

Hi Gen Family. I watched yesterdays episode after 3 months of striking. I am kind of lost now with the storyline.

Othimna
12 Jun 2013 10:16

why is queen arrested guys??i 've been trying to figure out ukuthi wenzeni shame

goldi i coul'nt stop laughing too.."sengi swenke so,swenkela mahala" lol

vuxy
12 Jun 2013 10:22

phenyo will tel noluntu about who killed his father and they will end up in bed together. whatch out dinny

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:24

why is queen arrested guys??i 've been trying to figure out ukuthi wenzeni shame
Officer Phokane said she is arresting her for buying stolen goods.

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:26

If Ntuntu & Manwhore end up sleeping together, please Mr Mvundla can they use a condom.

Mrs Chix
12 Jun 2013 10:34

Hi all guys I need your opinion on this issue: I borrowed a friend of mine my toaster we stay next to each other. She sayed with it for about 2 month because I do not eat bread often. On Monday I went to get it and all was fine until I started cleaning it and I realised an nob had been broken. So I send her a msg asking if she saw that it was broken then she replied " I will buy you a new one.. I told her that I did not want a new toaster, she should have just told me as courtesy thats all....... Then last time I got those funny msges on whatsapp and I forwarded it to her to my suprise The msg was no going through because she has blocked my number.... Honestly bloggers what kind of a friend is this?

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:37

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were EXTREMLY mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak

with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy

made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and

shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove

into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him

in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:49

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."

VusiK
12 Jun 2013 10:51

@Mrs Chix ...

She i not your friend
She never was.
Never will be.
She just happens to be the person who lives next door ... evidently that is all you are to her.

Buy yourself a new toaster and enjoy it
...
And stop lending people your damned toaster ...
If anyone needs toast ... they should buy their own toastera toaster is like a comb or a hairbrush ... one does not lend it out.

Uzobolekisa ngendoda if you are not on guard one of these days ... :-)

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:56

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP

2) WON'T RUN AWAY

3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.


Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 10:59

Uzobolekisa ngendoda if you are not on guard one of these days ... :-)  dead by laughter

Mrs Chix
12 Jun 2013 11:02

Haahahahahahahaha @Vusik thanks LOL

Bk212303
12 Jun 2013 11:16

Hahahahahah@Vusik. Now that u back can u plz read my comments and give me an advise plzzzzzz uncleVus plzzzzzz

VusiK
12 Jun 2013 11:19

@BK ....

Surely it cannot be too difficult to figure out that he used his NOSE to ring the doorbell !!!

:-)

ausdee_08
12 Jun 2013 11:23

Morning Family,

Eish guys I have a guilty conscious; we found out that my fiance's younger sister is preggies yesterday and I wasn't happy at all; she doesn't want the baby on the other hand I want one sooo bad and it's not happening....8 months now of trying... :(

Mrs Chix
12 Jun 2013 11:30

@ ausdee_08.. A child is gift from God. Your time will come have faith.

VusiK
12 Jun 2013 11:34

@BK ...

About the Nanny who is eyeballing your man ...
ALL nannies are eye-ballers !!!As are maids, cooks and you gardeners ...

A couple (close to our family) ... both doctors ... The husband left the wife for the maid and emigrated with her to Australia/ New Zealand or some place on the Arse end of the world ...

About the man who calls you pet names that are more intimate than they should be ...
I think ...

You are more than "Just a friend to him"
His eyeball is very much at work on you ...
Perhaps he is as much an eyeballer as the nanny is to your husband.

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 11:42

Don't try too hard ausdee your time has not come

Goldi
12 Jun 2013 11:51

@ Mrs Chix she's not ur 4rnd operation KHABALENJA lol, Ausdee dont try too much it's gona happen wen da time is right look @ Dinny now that shes trying she's loosing herself in da process becoming obsessed with the IDEA

Othimna
12 Jun 2013 11:55

ausdee_08  dont worry dear your time will come..

Uzobolekisa ngendoda if you are not on guard one of these days ... :-)dead by laughter....but ist true hey
@ntaksay...kwakwakwakwak  keep the jokes coming

VusiK
12 Jun 2013 11:55

@Ausdee ...

Enjoy the dusting ...
Babies happen when they are ready

Bk212303
12 Jun 2013 12:03

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you no more questiones asked.

Audes i can feel yr pain lolo but keep trying dont give up God will give you the baby when the time is right so be patient.

Modern Chik
12 Jun 2013 12:04

Sanibonani zihlobo ezithandekayo, i'm really having tough time at work n its hurts me ngoba ngiya salele in family matters-otherwise i'm reading all your comments sad and funny once# waving and passing by#

Mrs Chix
12 Jun 2013 12:15

Having a maid sometimes is looking for trouble...... these girls are vultures and they are horny.

Othimna
12 Jun 2013 12:23

there were 2 friends who 1day stole a bag of oranges ,they dicided to go to the nearby cementry to share the oranges equally.As they were jumping the cementry ,2 oranges fell but they did'nt mind them since they still had many of them.there come a drunken man passing near the cementry gate.he had voices saying "this one for you & this one for me,this one for you & this one for me",the voices continued like that & the man sobered quickly.he ran as fast as he can to the nearest pastor then he said to the pastor "pastor i heard God &Satan sharing people @ the cementry come with me and listen.they both ran there  & the voices still saying "this one for you & this one for me,this one for me & this one for you".they shared all the oranges they had in the bag.and one friend asked how about those two @ the gate."the pastor & the man ran as if they were in a marathon competition screaming;We are not dead yet'

Modern Chik
12 Jun 2013 12:33

@VusiK ...

Enjoy the dusting ...
Babies happen when they are ready FOR THEY ARE A GIFT FROM GOD.

@BK looks wont hinder a person from falling in love/lust with somebody, 

@Mrs Chix no friend will be offended or end a friendship because of that, at least now you know that she wasn't a real friend, buy a new toster otswe mo dilong*

Mimibob
12 Jun 2013 12:36

@ Uzobolekisa ngendoda if you are not on guard one of these days ... :-)
Heheee... Hei, Bhuti, you never disappoint...

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 12:36

IF

Dinny can be preggies with Senzo's baby (they seem to comfort each other lately)
Ntuntu can be preggies with Phenyo's baby (they both want to see Sbuda go down, they might end up in one be 1 of these days)
Khethi with Khuboni's baby (and have an abortion when she finds out)

That would be interesting

laleli
12 Jun 2013 12:59

@ausdee_08 ,
i tried for 14 months before i could fall pregnant, when my son turned 17 months i falled pregnant again (unplanned) , don't give up when time is right you will fall pregnant

VusiK
12 Jun 2013 13:05

@Ausdee ...

The flipside of things is ...

If I as much  as stare lustfully
...
a baby happens ...

Othimna
12 Jun 2013 13:07

that would be very interesting Ntaksay...
Mj and isabell should just get back together mani













Kera
12 Jun 2013 13:53

@Ausdee for now just enjoy the dusting all will happen in good time

maud
12 Jun 2013 13:56

@ Vusik, iam with you on that one, She must enjoy dusting and let God take his position, God knows gives you what you need not what you want.
about Khuboni speechless unesibindi senyoka loyo.
Ukhethiwe yena uyalayeka

@Kera,so he is jealous
no my dear i dont think he is, is just that he knows what i am capable of, with me anything is posible.

Kera
12 Jun 2013 13:57

@Mrs Chix  she is not your friend at all she is just using you for her own benefit

@ Ntaksy u wanna get me fired ne * dead by laughter*

Kera
12 Jun 2013 13:59

@ Maud Oh ok i get it

maud
12 Jun 2013 14:30

In a resturant, a guy is on a date with his girlfriend and suddenly he goes down on one knee. Girlfriend: (cries) oh my God, I can't believe this is happening. Do you mean.....? Guy: shut up wena, my wife just walked in.

maud
12 Jun 2013 14:36

man walked into a church carring an AK47, fired one shot in the roof and asked, Who is the child of God so i can send them to their father in heaven now?tt The congregation kept quiet. He fired the second shot and everyone pointed the Pastor saying, "He always says he is the son of God!!!

The Pastor replied; Nonke la niyazi ukuthi ngizalwa uGumede eNewcastle, eMadadeni, So ningazongidakelwa nina la!!! Ngazi bani ezulwini???








maud
12 Jun 2013 14:38

A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend Sipho withdrawing from an ATM....
She immediately sent a romantic text message 2 him;
"honey if u r sleeping right now send me ur dreams,

if u r laughing send me ur laughter,

if u r eating send me some food,

if u r crying send me ur tears,

if u r withdrawing 4rm an ATM send me some money".

Sipho replied " ngise-toilet"......

Bk212303
12 Jun 2013 14:56

hahahahahaahahahah

maud
12 Jun 2013 15:01

fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Othimna
12 Jun 2013 15:02

dead by laughter... 
krikrikri ya ne anesibindi amadoda

Modern Chik
12 Jun 2013 15:20

@maud dead by laughter dear # da poor gal expected a shining rock on her finger-eix mara???

Modern Chik
12 Jun 2013 15:31

Its great to be home-I so miss ya'll ;-)

Modern Chik
12 Jun 2013 15:40

Am I alone bathong?

Nongo
12 Jun 2013 15:49

kikikikikikikikikikiiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! marriage missed by a ----------------
iyooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Maud
u are not alone MC

Ntaksay
12 Jun 2013 16:01

You are not alone Modern chick, we have network problems

Thanks Maud for your jokes.

I won't be online tomorrow

Chat to you on Tuesday

Modern Chik
12 Jun 2013 16:10

@ Nongo & Ntakssay thanx lovies I' m leaving now siza bonana k'sasa.

 have a lovely afternoon+evening fam*

Nongo
12 Jun 2013 16:11

Boyce:morning sir!
policeman:morning..hw may i help u??
Boyce:i came for a job??
policeman:which job
Boyce:saw an advert n a newspaper gotwe RAPIST WANTED
policeman: ohh! u are under arrest!.....
Boyce: ke duelwa bokae?? (how much am i paid?)

#a re ithuteng ko sghela haha! (study hard)

ausdee_08
12 Jun 2013 16:35

Thanks for the encouragements guys...but it's weird that everyone around me is falling preggies; it'a like God is doing it to spite me :(

Anyways I'll wait..It's not like I have a choice..

ausdee_08
12 Jun 2013 16:35

Thanks for the encouragements guys...but it's weird that everyone around me is falling preggies; it's like God is doing it to spite me :(

Anyways I'll wait..It's not like I have a choice..

ausdee_08
12 Jun 2013 16:35

Thanks for the encouragements guys...but it's weird that everyone around me is falling preggies; it's like God is doing it to spite me :(

Anyways I'll wait..It's not like I have a choice..

Keratile
13 Jun 2013 02:45

Good people, how do you manage to present your messages in paragraphs? I always press the ENTER key - my messages looks okay while typing but as soon as I post, it becomes one long paragraph. Please help. :( A very blessed Thursday my lovies.

Modern Chik
13 Jun 2013 07:48

Good morning family, have a lovely day* ill keep on visiting when time permits me

Ntaksay
13 Jun 2013 08:41

Good Morning everyon

Keratile I press enter and it works fine with me, 

Have a lovely long weekend everyone

Bye, chat on Tuesday

Kera
13 Jun 2013 08:49

Good morning family have yourselves a blessed Thursday

steffie
13 Jun 2013 08:56

@Keratile u using Google Chrome version? if so it does that.

yoyozz
13 Jun 2013 08:58

hayibo ntaksay uyaphi

Keratile
13 Jun 2013 09:17

@ steffie - I will check and change. Thanks

Goldi
13 Jun 2013 10:17

Morning Family

Keratile are you using phone or pc?

sorry to be so scarce guys a very dear friend of mine lost her hubby yest so i'm in moaning with her lol but my heart is saw and i'm busy arranging a funeral lol i wish and her inlaws ke meleko fela mxxxxm

Keratile
13 Jun 2013 10:32

@ Goldi - condolences to your friend and her family. Keratile are you using phone or pc? I experience the same problem irrispective of whichever I use

vuxy
13 Jun 2013 10:59

Othimna
13 Jun 2013 11:24

morning family

condolence to your friend Goldi..
Im very busy today at work dont even have time to read comments ...
wish you all a lovely day family.... 

OlothandoD
13 Jun 2013 11:24

Morning people! I am enjoying watching Luntu these days, so I will not miss an episode of Gens. Love you all!

OlothandoD
13 Jun 2013 12:20

@steffie I use a PC and Google Chrome but i can just press enter to make my paragraphs. Like right now i just pressed enter to start a new paragraph! Where is everyone, am I alone here???

Mimibob
13 Jun 2013 12:23

@ Keratile, I only get paragraphs when using PC. My mobile divices just lump everything into one paragraph.

OlothandoD
13 Jun 2013 13:11

@Keratile, what are you using coz I use a blackberry 9300 and PC and all is well.

Goldi
13 Jun 2013 15:00

Thanks Guys sames here Mims 

we are here Olo just work keeping us busy :)

WWW
13 Jun 2013 15:09

hi dearests..jus popped in to say hiand mis u guys 

Dhee
13 Jun 2013 15:19

shaidin
13 Jun 2013 15:38

Afternoon bahlobo i was loling yesterday when ngamla had a fight with khubone wwoow i was wishing that he could kill him.....i also lol at tea lady wen she was talking to her mother over a phone shhhhhhhhhame tea lady its about tym now.oooohh family when i m with you i feel at home i dnt wnt to go home because i feel safe when i m with you  have a lovly and blessed thursday bahlllooobbboo!!!!!!!!!




DNT FORGET TO WATCH GEN 2DAY TO C Y KHUBONE TRIES TO ARRANGE WITH AKHONA??HEYYYY MATSWALLEE DONT 4GET TO WATCH MY FAVOURITE DRAMA SKEEM SAAM I FELL IN LOVE WITH THAT DRAMA OOH MAPITSI O MONTLE MOSETSANA O MONTLE...........BYE FAMILY CHAT 2MORO!!

Modern Chik
13 Jun 2013 15:55

Goodbye family, see tomorrow if not later

Keratile
13 Jun 2013 16:32

Thanks family. I now have an idea.

Mimibob
13 Jun 2013 16:41

@ Olo, your posts seem pretty lumped up like the rest of ours. I don't see the paragraphs..

VusiK
13 Jun 2013 18:05

@Keratile ...

Download and use Firefox, it solves the problem.

Mimibob
13 Jun 2013 18:11

@ VusiK, How come I don't get "special attention" anymore?.. *Sulky face*

VusiK
13 Jun 2013 18:41

So Sorry Mims ...
Please forgive me ...

Keratile
13 Jun 2013 20:33

@Mims........kwaaaaaa. Thanks - will do that @VusiK

Mimibob
13 Jun 2013 22:43

Forgiven Vus.. *smiles*.. O tshega eng wena Keratile? Lols..

Keratile
14 Jun 2013 06:31

@ Mims - ke tshega fa ore kga obone paragraphs. Kana le nna na ke maaketse

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 08:54

Lol... Good morning Rati (There is already Kera) in the house. Happy Friday to y'all...

NoMdazB
14 Jun 2013 09:01

Morning everyone. Hope we all have a good morning.

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 09:02

Joh! Just saw someone named "Tie-Pin".. Parents!

Kera
14 Jun 2013 09:14

Good morning family

Goldi
14 Jun 2013 09:42

Morning guyz happy friday 

@ VusiK, How come I don't get "special attention" anymore?.. *Sulky face*

Mims
honeymoon efedile kante? *just asking* please dont bite my head off hihihihi

makanku
14 Jun 2013 09:54

Sanbonani zithandwa. loooong time hey!!!! i missed u all.

Modern Chik
14 Jun 2013 11:37

@Goldi, mims's magical spell ran out of date hey #hides

Bk212303
14 Jun 2013 11:59

Molweni nonke, Happy friday.

Modern Chik
14 Jun 2013 12:56

@makanku welcome back dear #big hug

@BK molo wethu

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 14:14

@ Goldi and Modern Chik, Lol... Either the groom is shy ka public display of affection.. Thanks to you guys harassing him.., or my "magic spell" has indeed run out.. Since he has "No Comment", we might never know...
You two enjoy your 'lil moment while it lasts.. *tougue out*

Makanku, I missed you doll. Hope you good. Thought of PM(ing) you yesterday.

laleli
14 Jun 2013 14:26

it's so quite

What do you strongly believe about.

Jesus came back in kzn what do u think about that?. High volume of divorce, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz let chat before some of us get fired for sleeping while on duty

as for me I strongly believe in my ancestors being the holy spirit
let’s keep the house warm ladies and gentlemen




laleli
14 Jun 2013 15:08

Please Come back home family

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 15:32

I'm here Laleli.

sinnot
14 Jun 2013 15:50

Kinda of unhappy bout Ngamla's down fall. Ope he will not be down n OUT.

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 15:53

Down fall? What didi I miss?

Bk212303
14 Jun 2013 15:55

yhoo its empty hare hayi im also going ke enjoy yr weekend.

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 16:09

Nice weekend.

Mimibob
14 Jun 2013 16:19

Nice weekend.

NoMdazB
16 Jun 2013 05:40

Happy Sunday bloggers. You know I think they are developing a storyline about Dineo's behaviour- how abusive she is to Phenyo. I'm sure it happens to a lot of men out there but they hide it.

Mimibob
16 Jun 2013 15:57

I think so too Nomd. Dinny is just too abusive nowadays, both verbally and physically. I don't think Phenyo realizes that he is being abused.

Mimibob
17 Jun 2013 09:15

Where is everyone when I have all the time to blog? I should just go back to bed and continue enjoying my leave.. Good morning guys.

NoMdazB
17 Jun 2013 14:36

Greetings. Special hello to Mims. I wish Dineo would leave that house and go back to her flat. Why do people put up with all sorts of abuse just so they can associate themselves with rich, powerful people?

Mimibob
17 Jun 2013 15:03

Hello Nomd, and bye. I will be back when people decide to come back home. Kerrie, you have my dials.. Do let me know if there are bridal/baby showers that I need to know of.. That's if you do pass by the house.. Toodles.

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 08:58

Hi everyone long time no hear

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 09:00

The house is so empty. What is keeping everyone. Heeeellloooooooww

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 09:03

How stupid can Jason be did he now really think that he could just meet up with theo without any fight or something. Then he does not learn. Did u hear when Ngamla said i will handle it form here.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 10:28

Good morning

The house is quite as ever.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 10:50

People are still on a long weekend spirit.

BK only you and I are back to work. So let's keep the house burning.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 11:01

When you go through something that changes your world completely, you can turn to the one thing that won't change; the lord's love for you.

steffie
18 Jun 2013 11:21

I'm here but don't have anything to comment about.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 11:26

Every successful person has a painful story and a beautiful ending. No one can go back and change a bad beginning, but anyone can start and create a wonderful ending. Life may be tough and difficult, but the value we gain from hardships make it all worth the journey.

Sometimes God has to break us to make us. It's just a bend; it's not the end. We're all like glow sticks; no matter how much we're bent and broken, our light still shines.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 11:28

Steffy you can say anything, you never know it might be interesting, maybe our sisters and brothers might come back.

I also don't have anything interesting, I type what comes to mind first.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 12:03

A preacher's wife goes to the butcher.

The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham.

The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo.

That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?"

His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo.

At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham."

The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 12:09

Hey Ntaksay this is so true what u just said about bend and stuff. Its like u talking to me.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 12:19

A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."

"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.

"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."

The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"

"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 12:21

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nongo
18 Jun 2013 12:53

morning family..
sorry to neglect our hse but i always pass by to read comments, hey this BBA thing is taking my tym.
c u laters by the way pass "the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes." for lunch

kwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaksssssssss

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 13:33

hayi i give up

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 13:56

Don't give up Bk I'm here and I'm here to stay sisi. 
Ayikho indawo edlula ikhaya even if we are alone, just the feeling that I'm home make me happy.

Bazobuya wena ungazihlupi nakanci

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 13:58

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!


Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their

life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 14:03

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

shaidin
18 Jun 2013 14:13

Molweni Bahlobo!!!little dinny she want to move out hoooo while a change,i think that khubone must take that child of khethiwe with him where ever he goes coz she is a drunk woman always 





ditsala i m very shocked 2day,jusy find out that i m pregnant i dont know where to start,i would be very happy to exchange my stomach with little dinny heeeeeeyy.lol ani wat have a great evening nonke bahlabo,nginithnda nonke my family

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 14:18

Hi Shaidin Congra on you little one. Just start from the beginning dear. For starters you have to accept that you are preggies then the rest will just follow. Good luck

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 15:15

Oh Bk
Xa ndiyekelelwa nguwe ndizophalala njengamanzi. Naku sendisongízandla, Nkosi yesu ndiphuthume.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 15:25

Lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely lonely lonely
Lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely lonely lonely
Lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely lonely lonely
Lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely lonely lonely
Lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely lonely lonely
Lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely  lonely lonely lonely  

shaidin
18 Jun 2013 15:26

haebo where are  this people knock knock ani 1 home heeeeeeeello!!! ayi ke i have to write to khumbul'khaya come on guys u dnt  miss home !!!!!! i gues sizo bonana ksasa.have urself a enjoyable evening!!!!!. 

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 15:33

Bye Shaidin enjoy your evening as well.

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 15:39

Hey im here im here

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 15:42

Shaidin it is a gift from God and be thankfull cause some of us is struggling to get babies. My hubby wants a baby so bad and i ignore him cause i dont want to stress myself, im waiting patiently for my time but no my hubby dont c it that way.

Bk212303
18 Jun 2013 15:52

Saturday i had visitors at my house. They are called amangqina- the people that go door to door teaching bible. So i told them to come in and as we were discussing one the question they asked me how do i pray? So i told them i pray with my son Our father so they  said God/Jehova does not want us to pray same thing everyday like the Our father, He wants us to pray for all the things we want and dont have at that moment. and while we praying we must be specific and not say Oh God i need this and that u must say Jehova cause when u just say GOD THERE IS TOO MANY GODS, satan is also a god and i was like i u saying i have been praying satan and they told me yes cause i was not specific.satan is the god of this earth and he controls this earth so when u say god Jehova and satan dont know which god u referring to. and i was like wooow ppl is this true or what?

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 16:05

I'm amazed Bk  I always pray to God and I didn't know about different Gods. I know there is satan but I never thought of referring him to God to me he is devil. 
Thanks for sharing that.

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 16:09

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better/busier day for this house.

duckie
18 Jun 2013 16:10

i dont this is true,

i also refer satan as the devil god is god thus hw i ws taught


Modern Chik
18 Jun 2013 16:10

@Ntaksay 

Every successful person has a painful story and a beautiful ending. No one can go back and change a bad beginning, but anyone can start and create a wonderful ending. Life may be tough and difficult, but the value we gain from hardships make it all worth the journey. 

"I needed this words my dear friend, keep well and take care"

Hi family ninjani-missing u*

@Mims lol dear its true da spell is kaput

Ntaksay
18 Jun 2013 16:18

Good bye people

We'll chat tomorrow.

Nongo
18 Jun 2013 16:29

@BK u shud enquire bout their chuch name i no of pple who say they dont mention Jesus or Gods name in their prayers let alone say Amen.
but 2 me my God i will always ask 4 EVERYTHING in His name AMEN.

bye c u 2moro.

lileuna
18 Jun 2013 19:02

There is but one God. I dont care what people say. This is blasphemy. Satan is jezebel and devil period.

lileuna
18 Jun 2013 19:06

By the way there is no prayer more powerful than the Lords prayer

Mimibob
18 Jun 2013 20:39

@Modern Chik, Lol.. Ya neh... It was great while it lasted though. And you do sound excited and sure of yourself, if I must add.. Anything you wanna tell me?

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 07:57

Good Morning

Come home now please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 08:02

Khethiwe is really seductive shame and  Khubone is falling for every inch of her seduction, she even went home to change her top to show cleavage hayi shame that was a killer. Wait until Sbuda finds out that she hired Khubza as the caretaker.

I wonder if Jason did not make extra copies for himself before he gave the file to Sbuda. Phenyo is playing with fire shame. Sello is scared of Ngamla he would never do anything against him ever. I will say this again "Phenyo is digging up his own grave"

Queen
when are you ever gonna learn right from wrong?????????????????? Wavelelwa Patty Patty.

NoMdazB
19 Jun 2013 09:00

Hey hey everyone. But people what is Sello Mvuyane doing on our screens? I laughed so hard when Khethiwe was wetting her cleavage and Khubone almost swallowed his own tongue I tell you. Men are so easy, promise them what's between your legs and they are gone.

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 09:09

Hi Ntaksay how a u? It seems like we a going to chat to each other my dear frnd.

Hey ppl those ppl they made me think cause they said this to me and they referred or should i say they quoted from the bible but tomorrow i will bring the quotes from the bible. If u think about it satan has his team so he is a god to some group of creatures that is why they said u must be specific. PPL who uses facebook plz just check this guy wait

bezu
19 Jun 2013 09:13

hi everyone, it's been a long time hey.. hope you all good.. Ai cha i gen rocks this month.... Thanks God Noluntu was caught.!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope Sbusiso is Genuine about Jason.. like that team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if only Senzo could just wake up and smell the coffee coz sweetness doesnt get you anywhere kulomhlaba wo Sbuda no Phenyo...

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 09:24

If u think about it satan has his team so he is a god to some group of creatures 
That is indeed true Bk I have listened to Mark Woodman's research and I tell you people are Satanists out there. I was shocked when I watched his sermons on God's final call. you can google it I think you can find the audio online

makanku
19 Jun 2013 09:46

morning zihlobo zam. i humbly ask 4 your advices my dear family. i hope u remember my story(qualified 10 yrs ago but still...) that one my worry now is that i think my husband doesnt want me to get a job, reasons; firstly he dont want me to ask 4 help from anyone, like people that i went 2 school with and r now working.he sulks if i ask 4 help/ info from them, he says its his job to help his wife blah blah blah secondly, my friend told me about Mama Mthandazi, u know those people who r gifted with praying for others, who helped her.so i suggested 2 hubby that i would like us 2 give it a try and he said he'll ask around about her, the ff day he said that woman is a fraud.so we r not going there. thirdly, he said he'll do a research about umthandazi o-reliable that we can go to. that ws 3 mnths ago. if i ask if he's getting any one he says yes but that mthandazi is 4eva busy but we'll go soon. last friday i asked 'babe when r we going 2 see mthandazi' he said we'll talk later, im going somewhere. guess what, till 2day he hasnt said anything. so that's why im beggining 2 doubt he wants me 2 get a job. i might b imagining it but its there in my heart now and it worries me. 4give me about the novel pls help

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 09:57

Benny PaPo- facebook plz search this guy .....creeepy if u ask me

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 10:04

By the way there is no prayer more powerful than the Lords prayer

Yes dear but those ppl said to me it is good to pray Our father but after that i must speak from my heart cause Jehova wants me to be specific on what i want.

 He does not want me to say the our father everyday he wants me to communicate with him from the heart not the same repetition. If u want money say so etc.

bezu
19 Jun 2013 10:07

@makanku best thing is to be upfront with hm, tell him ur concerns and hw this is affecting u.maybe he will tell u what he feels as well.i knw most men would love to have their wives at home, depandant on them.bt confront him

NoMdazB
19 Jun 2013 10:25

Hey @ Makanku, welcome back. Let me tell you a short story. This woman I know who is married and was  teacher. I'm saying was because her mom in law and her husband played on her guilt about working away from home and convinced her to quit her job. Her mom in law was a director at one of the govt departments and she promised she would get her a job there. Years went on and eventually they confessed that they didn't like that she was so independant so now she has to take whatever she can find because that mama died this year, leaving her jobless. Before that I never would have believed that people could be capable of that. 

So my advice is do not depend so much on your husband's approval and opinion. Go out there, contact friends and ask them to help you find work . You really don't have to tell him everything especially because you now have suspiciond about him. And lastly I would go to that mthandazeli alone if I were you, you don't need negative energy contaminating your prayers. 

The problem with us married black women is that we strip ourselves of our power and ability to decide and give it to our husbands. When he met you you were a grown up making grown up decisions, you can't give him the right to treat you like a child now.  I hope I don't sound too harsh.

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 10:30

@Makanku 
Can't you go without your hubby, he might be ignoring the Mthandazi search because it did not come from him but from your friend. I think pride is playing him. You also need to earn your money if he is not helping he must not blame for seeking help from your friend there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I wish I could help but there isn't much I can do my friend. Good Luck

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 12:08

Three moms, a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde, get together one afternoon.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"

They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 12:18

Makanku go alone cc, I agree with Nomdaz these men they like to control our decisions. You will be supprised. My hubby doent like the fact that im independent and work for myself. He hates it and i can c it in his eyes but he also benefits from this money or for my hard work. He says he feels so small and he wants me to stay at home. So grl go out there and get help. Yes we must share things with them but hey sometimes keep yr mouth shut and c where it takes. It is not like u going there to do something ugly or anything but to also help at yo home.

If u dont stand up for yrself who will?

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 13:28

i thought we were chating here what happened?

laleli
19 Jun 2013 13:31

@Makanku
if you really want to become a working wife i'll sugest to do things withought his approval

what kind of job are looking for? maybe we might help

laleli
19 Jun 2013 13:49

BK lets swap hubbies, i really want to be a house wife but my hubby doesn't understand that.

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 14:12

Why do you want to be a h/w laleli?????

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 14:14

Sendibuyile Bk I had to go out of the office during my lunch hour bt now am back. So let's chat

shaidin
19 Jun 2013 14:25

@BK thank you so much for the healed words i wish that i was caring your child but in sotho they say kgotlello e tswala katlego hang in theee k.ani way hw is my perfect fimaly doing????i love you guys a lot i wish i could i can meet with you face to face  1by1 


guys i miss wamdi whr is she mara hee?i ve got a feeling that sbuda is up to something about jason and u phenyo yi siyoyoyo se ndoda woooo!!.

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 14:35

Bk, Laleli, Shaidin where did you vanish to?????

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 15:24

im hear dear i had to go buy school shoes for my son cause he ate the ones i bought in jan.......boys will always be boys seriously

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 15:29

Shaidin we love u too my lolo. Just love the angel.

Nongo
19 Jun 2013 15:57

good afternoon  mabloggers.
talking 'bout shoes BK  had a problem this sat with my son (8yrs goin2 9 in Dec), i decided he has to hv another pair of shoes b4 the otha ones wear out, yoh i wanted 2get him "just" casual shoes, yoh my dear he told me that wat i hv chosen is not suitable 4him. then boy wat d u want? we moved from shop 2 shop, started again from the 1st, until he saw them guess wat the "in"thing 4kids sneakers. i said boy i did not plan 2buy this he said ok lets go bak then when u hv money we come bak 4 them, hey wat can momy do now; i ended up buying them.
this kids aye they are a problem

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 16:04

I hear boys are very expensive. If you guys are complaining at their age how much more when they are 12+. These kids are going to bankrupt us I tell you. Kodwa what can we do

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 16:04

My son last week asked me to by him gumboots as the other kidz have and they even wear it at school when its raining. I tried to run away from buying these but friday i had no choice but to buy them cause he said if i dont bring them then sat we must both go and i figure it out if he comes with me then its gonna be more than gumboots so i bought on friday but not knowing there is no school shoes cause he hid them under his bed. To my supprise i asked him to polish his shoes so he quickly polished them and disappeared so that when i c them he wont be there...so waaaaaalaaaa all tingers are out

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 16:07

He is clever with you Bk you will grow grey her before your time I'm telling you. lol

goldie
19 Jun 2013 16:12

@Bk, that is the prayer our lord jesus taught us to pray and if ur a beliver n follower of Christ you should never doubt dear. The prayer says our Father in Heaven n Satan is definitely wondering about here on earth he was thrown down here. In Romans Paul said, they ahve exchanged the truth of God for a lie. Our Heavenly father sees our hearts and if you know who you are praying to u shudnt worry, the Lord's prayer summurizes all your needs**Give us today our daily bread** Our daily needs, seek first his Face not his hand. Say thank you for what you have before asking for more.

Most of the time ur able to pray emotionaly when ur in distress but when it is over all you can do is thank and praise the Lord. So i dont think you shud stress who ur prayin to cos u know it in your heart!!

laleli
19 Jun 2013 16:14

@Ntaksay
house whife timetable
6:30 prepare kids to school 
7:30 drop off kids @ school

8- 10 nap time
10-11:30 cleaning

1 AM shoppiiiiiiiiing

4:00 fetch kids from school
5: prepare supper , bathtime them when hubby comes back ur fresh & stressfree

currently
5 AM wakeup and prepare myself and kids to school
7: drop off kids
7:30 working
5:00 rushing to fetch kids , i even drive on yellow lanes to avoid fines when there is traffic
6:00 kids are hungry , we are all tired ohh still need to cook
9 PM oh finally time to sleep untill you get a call from work , try to log in from home stupid vodacom network  keeps on losing connection only one option left to grap my labtop and go back to the office 
i had  enough.

Nongo
19 Jun 2013 16:16

u are rite Ntaks, this boys are expensive, my eldest will be 13 by oct, en we made agreement that if he passes this term; i buy him sneakers, kante wats in this shoes with boys, when i say takkie they say no Ma ke sneaker, so im ready 2 buy them wat can i do. children's rights maybe hei

Dhee
19 Jun 2013 16:20

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 16:21

Bye people

We'll chat tomorrow.

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 16:25

Laleli & Nongo I'll reply to your comments tomorrow I have to go I'm so tired.

Love y''all

Bk212303
19 Jun 2013 16:26

Yes Goldie I do believe, but this as i said shocked me. Cause mos of the time i like to say when i perheps get something Thank God and i know which God im referring to but these ppl say satan says that thank u is for me and Jehova says its mine and i was like GOD UTATA KAYESU and they looked at me and i said the one that made me and i was never made by satan(the (creature). yes i would never stop stop saying OUR FATHER cause i have been using it for ever and all is well for and im not gona change it just because some ppl walked to my house and said this and that. But yes there is lots and lots of GODS here on earth, but there is only one Mighty God and that is the one that sent sent his son to die for our sins. He loved us so much and that is one today im still alive and working, have a son,hubby family and friends like all of yall. THANK YOU LORD AMEN C YA

Ntaksay
19 Jun 2013 16:26

Hi Dhee

goldie
19 Jun 2013 16:53

@BK just checked that Benny Papo ** claps hands once**

goldie
19 Jun 2013 16:55

AMEN BK!!!

mthi 101
20 Jun 2013 07:20

Hallow everyone!

Ok akesizwe namhlanje!  "Good sex and Bad Sex"  

Good sex is good as no one complains about it.  "BAD SEX"  is bad, it is defined differently by different people.  According to True Love Magazine, I quote
"Bad sex is liking driving a car from Joburg intending to go to Durban but You find yourself stranded in Germiston,  But men as bastards as we are, we had nothing to do with bad sex, in fact is ladies fault, as men we can not differentiate between good and bad sex as we can't differentiate between a Gucci handbag and a R49, 00 hand bag,  

If sex is bad its your fault ladies,  ...............................  ?

star

mthi 101
20 Jun 2013 07:20

Hallow everyone!

Ok akesizwe namhlanje!  "Good sex and Bad Sex"  

Good sex is good as no one complains about it.  "BAD SEX"  is bad, it is defined differently by different people.  According to True Love Magazine, I quote
"Bad sex is liking driving a car from Joburg intending to go to Durban but You find yourself stranded in Germiston,  But men as bastards as we are, we had nothing to do with bad sex, in fact is ladies fault, as men we can not differentiate between good and bad sex as we can't differentiate between a Gucci handbag and a R49, 00 hand bag,  

If sex is bad its your fault ladies,  ...............................  ?

star

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 08:15

Good morning

Bk I don't have facebook account. What is this Benny Papo saying?

Laleli I also do everything all by myself and I have a full time job but I never want to be housewife coz when you become one your husband will start controlling you and everytime you need something you will have to ask him and trust me he won't be happy every time he gives money it will be followed by some words of complaint. Do what a woman has to do sister you are not alone. Leaving your job will be a mistake.

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 08:19

Hayi people you are exaggerating now. You are not even coming in to say hello
If i'm going to chat to myself everyday I ask myself "Why bother?" 

I'm giving up now. I tried but no one else is interested.
Till you decide to come back GOOD BYE

Goldi
20 Jun 2013 08:19

Morning guys

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:23

Hi all, in the name of Jesus Christ.

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:24

Hayi hayi Ntaksay dont leave me plzzzzz u all i have here

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:25

Goldi nivelapi?????????????

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:26

Today im going door to dooor to get each and everyone of u

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:27

Ntaky NTAKY U COME BACK HERE!! KWAAAAAAAA

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:29

Hey before i forget Makanku says thank you to each and everyone who supported her, at the moment she has a problem with her pc so when i met her yersterday she said i muct pass on that message. Anyway thankx Makanku for the chat we had at yr house it was lovely.

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 08:54

Ngumhlola

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 10:33

Noh!!! is Ntaksay really gone. I wish she could come back im lonely here.

About Benny Papo ... he is just satana uqobo evil yhoo iread his wall even his pic its evil chck this is one of his post:

English classes would be easier if shakespear's mom had an abortion.

Another one : I wanna *bleep!* a dogs ass

I mean what the hell...

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 10:45

mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh lalalalalaal

Goldi
20 Jun 2013 11:03

BK i'm here please stop screaming GEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i was off sick but i'm back now so what's up even though i wont give you my full att but will be here since i told you that i have a new hobbie now so yeh but i still love you so

@Zioness
20 Jun 2013 11:06

@BK, I do this blogging thing @ work n unfortunately have limited time each day, so althoguh I do pop in here now n again, i'm really into the BBA thing @ the moment so that takes up most of my time available :(

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 11:07

Oh sorry shame forgiven nhe, now tell me more about the new hobby. Dont tell me u reading again. I wont be able to stop screeeming cause u can c the house is empty i just went to drag Ntaksay from her ofice but to my supprise i didnt know she can be so cruel she used her karate and kicked me and i fell.....Ntaksay i m gona go for judo lessons for u...ill show cc

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 11:47

@Zioness oh ok ke grl thanx for poping though. I like the fact that after i went to fetch u came to explain thanx lolo and now im back to square one. Goldi upi?

yoyozz
20 Jun 2013 11:52

akunamhlola ndikhona mna HALLLLOWWWWWWWWW MIC U guys.

khethi kwaaaa
ngamla i love u wena and jason biiiiiigggguppppp
queen moroka hayi uyadika drama queen

shaidin
20 Jun 2013 11:52

Good morning ditsala!!!!how BK dont scream we r here and please ntaksay come back please!!2day i had a very serious morning sickness woooo my head is very  heavy yoooo  but heyyyyyyy fimaly is khethiwe and khubone have de feelings of each other uuu.i cant wait to c little dinny's stomach looking just like m lool

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 12:02

Bk I am so tired of the silence in this blog yho.

Shaidin Khuboni & Khethi are not in love. Khethiwe is trying to seduce Khubone so that she can get the detonator after that she will throw him away. On the other hand Khubone is falling in love with Khethiwe & Mpilo.

Yoyo
welcome back, hope you're back for good

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 12:05

 What was wrong Goldie? Hope you are feeling better now. Plz give us your full attention now or at least tell us what's keeping you so busy that you don't even think about you cyber family that loves you so very much.

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 12:07

I have missed your jokes and interesting/straight to the point comments Yoyo. Please tell us a joke. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzz

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 12:08

Sendibuyile and everyone runs away. Hayi ndiyothulela umnqwazi le blog

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 12:26

im here

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 12:27

yoyos is back horaa

Goldi
20 Jun 2013 12:27

No lala i'm here hey no worries i'm sorry but i cant say even if you can send me PMs *eyeing BK* i wont tell

Thanks Ntaksay i'm feeling much better nekenale babalaz *hiding *

Khethiwe yhooooo haai khona she's a terrible mother i dnt care who says what mxxxx, as for Queen uyadika vele wena Yoyo, manwhore irritates me to come nice

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 12:33

Noluntu finds out who killed her father
She didn't find out. Phenyo only hinted she did not even believe him.

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 13:18

There were three guys on a plane. One bit into an apple, thought it was too sweet. He threw it out the window. The second guy bit into a lemon, thought it was too sour, threw it out the window. The third guy bit into a grenade, thought it was too crunchy and threw it out the window.

When the plane landed, they got off and saw a lil girl crying. they ask, "lil girl, why are u crying?" She says, " An apple fell out of the sky and hit my cow on the head and now he's dead." Then the men see a lil boy crying. The men ask, "lil boy, why are u crying?" The lil boy says," A lemon fell out of the sky and hit my dog on the head and now she's dead" The men keep walking until they find a blond woman laughing histarically. They ask," woman, why are u laughing so histarically?" She says,"I just farted and that building blew up"

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 13:19

Yes Ntaksay she was told, but Phenyo will soon find out uba hubani uDlomo

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 13:21

kwaaaaaaaaa@ Ntaksay

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 13:23

when the NASA scientists figured out ballpoint pens don't work in space they spent $12 billion and a decade to make on the works in zero gravity, under water, on any surface including glass, and up to 300 degrees Celsius.

the Russians used a pencil

portcia
20 Jun 2013 13:32

Hello all Generation family, i am a new member here, Iam usually found at Isibaya blogs, hope you will welcome me with open arms, love all your replies and advices,especially Ntaksay's jokes.

Please welcome me, this feels like a warm home.

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 13:57

Hi Portcia how a u, Welcome home lolo.

portcia
20 Jun 2013 14:00

Thank you so much Bk, i already feel at home

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:03

Welcome Portia Maybe you'll keep me and Bk some company we've been lonely lately. A very warm welcome my dear

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:13

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

portcia
20 Jun 2013 14:18

Thanks again Ntaksay, or maybe you could also keep me busy as i am so bored here, at work. And i have also noticed that, this week is so quite, come on go drag them where ever they are hiding.

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:24

Police: where do u live?

Me: with my parents

Police: where does ur parents live?

Me: with me

Police: where do u all live?

Me: together

Police: where is ur house?

Me: next to my neighbors house

Police: where is your neighbors house?

Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.

Police: tell me

Me: next to my house

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:25

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"

*Little Johnny stands up*

Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"

Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Bk212303
20 Jun 2013 14:27

hahahahahahahah kwaaaaaaak

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:27

I wish I knew where they are hiding Portia but no worries Bk will find them she is good at doing that 

What happened to you Bk you just disappeared? Come back now 

duckie
20 Jun 2013 14:28

lmao @ntakzzzzzzzz

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:29

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:32

Something To Do When You're Bored:

1. Catch a fly.

2. Put it in the freezer.

3. Wait 10 minutes.

4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.

5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.

6. Tie it around the fly.

7. Wait till it wakes up.

BAM! Your very own pet fly

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 14:33


Boy: ( calls 911 ) hello 911 i need your help!

911: alright what is it?

Boy: 2 girls are fighting over me!

911: -.- so whats the problem about that?

Boy: the ugly one is winning.



Boy- The principle is so dumb

Girl- do you know who i am?

Boy- no

Girl- i am the principles daughter

Boy- do you know who i am?

Girl- no

Boy- good (walks away)

portcia
20 Jun 2013 14:38

kwaaaaaaaaak Ntaksay, at least Jonny feels a pity for the Teacher to be stupit alone LOL........................., I read almost all of your jokes, but u really killed me with that one of a husband who used to fart every morning, even now im still laughing.
The cleaning lady at work, caught me with tears on my  eyes.Shu......... you are messing with my make up 

portcia
20 Jun 2013 14:53

No one wants to get starked with the ugly girl, so come on CALL 911......

Ok guys ill be gone for now, have to take a tea break, see you soon.Ja my first day was so fun it seems like i've been here for a long time,thanks again guys.

yoyozz
20 Jun 2013 15:10


Thursday 20 June 2013
Episode 127 (3889)

Choppa is not happy when he gets a new roommate. Dineo becomes abusive when things didn’t go as planned. Ruby is shocked when Mpilo gets a smack.


kwaaaa choppa new roomate i think its khuboni

lol lol lo 2 the jokes

dinny stop stressing just do dusting make sure UVULA IMPUNDU
 thnx guys nge warm welcom

OlothandoD
20 Jun 2013 15:12

Cant wait for Wednesday 26 June 2013: Episode 131 (3893) Khubone tries his hand at being romantic. News of Glens arrest causes panic and delight. Noluntu struggles to hide the attraction she feels. Who has a scoop on Noluntu's attraction she struggles to hide people???? Anyone?????

portcia
20 Jun 2013 15:21

Back now, where is everyone?

portcia
20 Jun 2013 15:31

I think she is attracted to Phenyo, as they will be working together to bring Ngamla down, but shame they wont sucseed(sp).

Goldi
20 Jun 2013 15:36

Hey Portcia welcome to our loving family dodo please feel @ home :)

Lol Ntaks akerate ditshele tsa gao *pounting*

shaidin
20 Jun 2013 15:48

Hey portcia welcome to GEN family i can see that you feel at home now ooooh really there is no place like home uno,sorrry for welcoming you so late today in the morning i was dying of morning sickness wooooo already tired eiiiish



dont worry we are here with you owk,heeeey guys what will happen to nicholas shame i feel sorry for the poor guy ei bathong dineo always cherking preggie test hhheeeey she cant wait to fall pregnant hey.

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 15:54

plz translate Goldi what is ditshele. I also think Luntu is attracted to the serial cheater AkA Manwhore

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 16:04

i'm logging off now this blog is chowing my airtime. I'll chat tomorrow if our network is not down again. Bye my lovies:

OlothandoD
20 Jun 2013 16:04

@portcia, am here, Wow! attracted to Phenyo eish, Phenyo is a Dlomo and now she is attracted to him, wow! i wonder if she will manage to control her feelings. There will be drama when Phenyo and Luntu date!!!!! Cant wait

Ntaksay
20 Jun 2013 16:16

Phenyo is a baby making machine, if Ntuntu is really attracted to him, Another baby is coming coz Ntuntu is  also very fertile. As much as she hates the Dlomo but she loves to make that family bigger.

portcia
20 Jun 2013 16:28

Got to bounce off, guys. Thanks again all of you for welcoming me in a warm way.

OlothandoD
20 Jun 2013 18:01

@Ntaksay, you are very right, Luntu is very much fertile remember she only slept with Senzo and boom she was preg! One more thing I think she will be too horny to control her feelings as she got her last dusting when Mnqobi was conceived.

jemmie
20 Jun 2013 20:47

Hello guys i am new here. also think Luntu has a thing for the Dlomos....And wh is Zinhle?

Too
20 Jun 2013 21:06

Luntu and Phenyo?? Wow

JustBee
20 Jun 2013 21:17

Ok so phonyo is becoming a serial Cheater now...with Noluntu? yooo....

JustBee
20 Jun 2013 21:18

thts Phenyo..... night guys

AngieAngela
21 Jun 2013 01:18

Hello every1 im new here, hope u make me feel welcome here...who is zinhle???

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 08:22

Good morning

Welcome jemmie and AngieAngela. I guess we'll just have to wait and see who Zinhle is. Maybe it's a new character joining the soapie.

I don't understand why people complain so much about Akhona being ugly. Did you see Khethiwe when she was wiping away Khubone's kiss. That woman can be ugly sometimes.

I feel sorry for Mpilo, his mother is taking all her frustrations out on him, shame poor child.

Choppa and your x-convict roommate. But Khubone is harmless shame.

OlothandoD
21 Jun 2013 08:37

Good morning to you all! Welcome jemmie and AngieAngela. I also wonder who Zinhle is? Khethiwe is not that beautiful, the make helps to improve her, there are some angles when she looks beautiful and others she is the real Khethy! Did you see Phenyo kiss Luntu on her forehead when they hugged and Luntu moved back. I hope thats when the attraction begins.

Goldi
21 Jun 2013 08:49

Morning Peeps happy friday y"all

welcome Angie and Jemmie feel @ home......

Modern Chik
21 Jun 2013 08:57

Welcome Portcia, hi family reading all your jokes#dead by lol

@family happy friday ya'll

I so missed you ..........

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 09:01

I saw that Olo can't wait to see whether they are going to act on it or not. But the way dinny is always stressing about the baby and the aggression. Phenyo will go straight to Luntu and blame Dinny for his bitchiness.

portcia
21 Jun 2013 09:03

Morning guys, i missed generations yesterday because of a power cut, i i will catch up on saturday, wow.............phenyo kissing luntu on the forehead,mm........ that guy ha gone ho controla tswidi ya hae, remember how he meet dineo?  ya, ne what goes around comes around

Modern Chik
21 Jun 2013 09:06

Welcome jemmie and AngieAngela dont feel at home but be at home 



.....#Grouphug

Modern Chik
21 Jun 2013 09:18



This Benny Papo person/thing is very creepy & scary tjoo #shocked

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 09:19

I know Sibusiso is no saint but I don't want him to go down. Generations would be so boring if he goes to jail for kalibe's murder. Sello must hurry and tell the mighty Ngamla what Phenyo is planning. Noluntu can be very evil, she meant it when she said she want Sbuda to die slowly but very painfully. She is a devil.

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 09:23

News of Glen’s arrest causes panic and delight.
Akhona pays a visit to Ngamla in order to suss him out.

But why did you not cover all your track Sbusiso? Akhona will investigate until she finds the truth.

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 09:25

Morning all and big hug to all new frnds. Hey my pc yesterday decided to freeze but i think it was just saving me from the stress of chatting alone. Anyways i c there was an improvement. Keep it up yhoo Ntaks u killed me about the drunk men and driver. 

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 09:27

@ Modern Chik I asked my colleague to check it out for me but it was in foreign language. I saw the pictures though, he look like a child  to me but those creepy dogs are really scary. And his eyes make him devil himself. I wonder how people do all this staff. it's really scary.

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 09:28

Modern Chick did u c what i meant he is the devil himself. Maar the pics says it all and i dont wanna comment on the post.

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 09:30

Hi Bk what do you mean your pc saved you from chatting alone, I was here moss.

shaidin
21 Jun 2013 09:33

GUUUUUUD morning my loviiiiing family hw its friday today wooooooza malamolela hey!!! ddnt realise that hlomla is a coward like that!!! mmmm feel sory for poor nic is phenyo and tea lady will bring ngamla down???let them try their luck,but i doubt it they cant phenyo is isi yo yo yo se ndonda he cant even control dineo.




phenyo is looking for the ngamla mark and he will get it sooon and tea lady will go to jail cause they will be messing with the wrong man,MY DEAREST LOVING FAMILY ANI PLANS FOR WEEKND????

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 09:37

Did u hear when Nick warned Akona about Ngamla, u could c he is really scared of Ngamla. But i feel sorry for him shem but i know at first i did not like him, i dont know guys if u heard that Ngamla told him that his father killed his mother and framed him cause if u remember His father wanted him to think that it was his fault and he killed his mom and now dooosh No NICKY BOY YR DAD PLANNED THIS AND .......FRAMED U.....THEO FIDDLED WITH THE BRAKES OF THE CAR AND YR FATHER PAID HIM TO DO THAT DOOOOSH

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 09:38

So u can imagine what is happening in that boys heard and his father is not picking up his calls.

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 09:42

Yes shame poor Nicky boy has too much on his plate and now Akhona is going to add on that. I haven't seen them (Akhona & Nick) in action for a while now.

Modern Chik
21 Jun 2013 09:51

@ Ntaksay and Bk212303 his statuses are a true reflection of the dark kingdom, 

The two of his statuses which I remember goes like........

"I don't hate u, I just wish ur dad used a condom"

"I hate this oxygen wish i could go back home"
 (Where is a place that doesn't have O2?)

Very Scary I tell u.....!

portcia
21 Jun 2013 10:00

hey guy im not on any of the social network,except that im on SATV, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO SO I CAN SEE THIS EVIL Benny Papo, hoy im scared already erading from your comments

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 10:06

It's on facebook Portia. As a colleague or anyone you know who has a facebook account. I'm also not socially networked but I asked a colleague to help.

laleli
21 Jun 2013 10:30

http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/entertainment/2013/06/20/nowhere-boy-director-to-make-50-shades-film

British director Sam Taylor-Johnson will direct a movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" 
can't wait for the movie

portcia
21 Jun 2013 10:49

oh laleli  im sure it will be a nice movie, ive only read a book, and it was so interesting, so im sure the movie would be nice, ddnt finish reading it thouhg

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 10:51

This devil Papo invited some of my frnds on facebook and they also warned me so thats when i decided to give u guys a shout DONT EXCEPT HIM u never know. He is the DEVIL himself.

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 10:52

This devil Papo invited some of my frnds on facebook and they also warned me so thats when i decided to give u guys a shout DONT EXCEPT HIM u never know. He is the DEVIL himself.

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 10:52

This devil Papo invited some of my frnds on facebook and they also warned me so thats when i decided to give u guys a shout DONT EXCEPT HIM u never know. He is the DEVIL himself.

portcia
21 Jun 2013 10:58

THANKS Ntaksey, but most of my colleagues are on whatsup, and those who are on facebook, ke bo "ag nee man" lol, but i'll ask around, hope i'll find this evil man

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 11:30

Soorry

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 11:33

5 Things which can happen only in Bollywood Movies

1. At least one of the identical twins born is evil.

2. While defusing a bomb,don’t worry which wire to cut,you will always choose the right one.

3. A police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

4. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up but will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wound.

5. If you decide to start dancing on street,everyone you meet will know the step.

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 11:35

On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?”

Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.”

Blonde nodded, and said, “Oh good. Then this is my row.”

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 11:40

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

the mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." 

So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" 

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." 

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 11:46

three nuns go to tlk to the father

the father says to the first one "what is ur sin?" she says "I got drunk" the preach tells her to drink one cup of holy water, at this the third nun starts giggling the preacher ignors her

he turns to the second nun and says "what is ur sin?" she replies "I madeout with my bestfriends husband" he says so drink two cups of holy water, at this the third nun starts bursting out laughing

the preacher says "now before i ask u ur sin, what r u laughing at??" and she replies "that was my sin, i peed in the holy water!!!!"

Toronto
21 Jun 2013 11:49

ntaksay you nearly killed me with the bollywood movie

portcia
21 Jun 2013 12:33

hai Ntakasy ngwana batho ba go thlogele, u really can make me laugh,yoh............the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Modern Chik
21 Jun 2013 12:41

@Ntaksay 

......... Dead by your jokes # 2nuns drinking another's sins

..........Bollywood movies kwaaks

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 12:55

I see Portia you like the naughty one huh. lol

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 12:56

Ngaze ngafa umsebenzi, who wants to help?

Toronto
21 Jun 2013 13:00

can we have more jokes people....this friday is so lazy

maud
21 Jun 2013 13:35

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg...
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Bk212303
21 Jun 2013 13:49

Hahahahahaha u killing me the dumber daddy got kwaaaaaaa im sure he was busy.

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 13:53

Uphuma pi Bk? I've been looking for you all over.

Ntaksay
21 Jun 2013 16:19

Yho hayi le blog ineshwangusha. from 13:53 till now no one has posted anything. I rest my case.

Have a lovely weekend everyone!!!!!!!!!!

AngieAngela
21 Jun 2013 16:40

Good evening my family!!!Thnx 4 the warm welcome...hope u enjoy your Friday :)@Maud lmao now thats a killer joke (naughty nun) @Ntaksay i love your naughty joke... Oops!! Did i say "naughty jokes"? Lol

Keratile
21 Jun 2013 21:01

Hola family! I will be back next week with one-time hits....... :-)

K.l_maluks
23 Jun 2013 22:50

Helo gud ppl .im new here n hoping to have great tym wtih you guys

Bk212303
24 Jun 2013 08:08

Happy Monday all. Yhoo its quiet la, whats happening ppl?

yoyozz
24 Jun 2013 08:46

molweeni they are bussy dusting BK

Goldi
24 Jun 2013 09:05

Morning peeps happy monday and have a fruitful week ahead

welcome K.I please feet @ home @ Bk we all know that they all gone to BBA so it's gona be quiet for the next coming 3 months so ye eish Yoyo i miss DUSTING yaz need to go and HUSTLE!!

OlothandoD
24 Jun 2013 09:08

Good morning to you all, @yoyozz, kikikikiki still dusting, @BK you can say that again its so damn quiet!

OlothandoD
24 Jun 2013 09:11

Friday 28 June 2013 Episode 133 (3895) Isabel comes up with an idea to help a friend. Ruby estranges an angry friend even further. A heartfelt declaration prompts Zinhle into a change of heart. @BK and yoyozz, it seems its only the 3 of us in the house, would you by any idea know who this Zinhle is?

laleli
24 Jun 2013 09:49

Morning family
@ Olo i don't  know but think maybe she might be someone  who have information about Glen

Mimibob
24 Jun 2013 09:58

Guys, what is this social cam? I just found my profile there: with my full name and picture and I would never sign up for such. I even have some followers there... Good morning. I haven't gone to BBA. I felt harassed by some people and kept away..

Modern Chik
24 Jun 2013 10:07

@K.l_maluks Welcome dear

@yoyozz, BK and OlothandoD its winter we need a lot of dusting

@Goldi I need a hustling patner aowa its been long so...# hides

Goldi
24 Jun 2013 10:11

yhooo guyz i saw the front page ya tv plus S'buda's gona be arrested due to betrayal ya Akhona and Glen eish Gen is gona be boring without him but i doubt if he's gona stay der much longer mxxxxm Damn you Akhona and Glen 

shaidin
24 Jun 2013 10:12

MMMOLWENI BAHLOBO MM while a blue monday guys is sbuda going to jail,woooo i dnt bilieve this i just read the tv plus is phenyo's and tea lady's idea going to bring sbuda eeeeeeeeee zizowa mooo cant wait 



OlothandoD
24 Jun 2013 10:17

@Goldi, its gonna be boring without Sbu, Will Hlomla let Sbu go without a fight, really?????

Goldi
24 Jun 2013 10:51

eish i dnt knwo hey i need to go and buy the book cos i only saw the cover page mxxxm

Ntaksay
24 Jun 2013 11:05

Good morning people 

You can't be serious about Sbuda being arrested. I don't want him to go down njena. Generation will never be the same again shame.

Mimibob
24 Jun 2013 11:10

It's time Sbuda faced consequences to his actions. I will miss him though.

Bk212303
24 Jun 2013 11:20

Yhooo hayi Goldi go get the tv plus and tell us more how can they do that to Sbuda. But he will come back for them. His been through worse and he iwll survive this too, but Glen watch yr back u Akona ke is just looking for the truth

Bk212303
24 Jun 2013 11:22

Uyabona ke this dusting and dusting mna its my nickname at my house. It is always available even if im not up for it. IYATANDWA in my house. So then only time i dont do its when im on my periods other than that dust ...dust ...

VusiK
24 Jun 2013 11:49


Yah Bafazi be Generations!

Your Love for Dusting is eclipsed only by your love for the Soapie

Where the heck were You all when I was young and loved dusting more than work?

VusiK
24 Jun 2013 12:05


I was Obsessed is probably the more appropriate & correct term

Toronto
24 Jun 2013 12:43

guys do all women cry with joy during sex...and which type are you

OlothandoD
24 Jun 2013 12:47

@BK, kikikiki :) You only rest when you are on your periods :), you very strong my dear! @VusiK, you mean you were obsessed then??????

Mimibob
24 Jun 2013 12:50

You are still pretty much the same VusiK. *Hides for days*

Goldi
24 Jun 2013 12:52

lol Vusi we were right under your nose hahahahahah @ Toronto well i'll speak for myself phela nna i love dusting shem it's my hobbie hahahahahahaha i'm not a screamer i'm a moaner and when i moan it's because of JOY yes i said it i moan an groan gr gr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ntaksay
24 Jun 2013 13:56

Now that the dusting topic is on, we'll see the members of this house coming back one by one.

Bk212303
24 Jun 2013 14:10

hahahahahahha yes Ntaks yes dear. Incanca iyatandwa qhaaaaa I dont know ke ...ngoVusi....do make as if u are innocent here...i know u love the topic tooo *hides behind desk*

Ntaksay
24 Jun 2013 14:46

Out now Bk you've hidden under that desk for more than enough now.

Modern Chik
24 Jun 2013 14:50

Iya thandwa idudting la endlini

Dusting and more dusting***

# walking away

Goldi
24 Jun 2013 15:00

haai maan kanti nifunani *throwing hand* as i leave the room

Modern Chik
24 Jun 2013 15:07


haai asambe Goldi....

shaidin
24 Jun 2013 15:18

Except m my my dear nna a ke e rate dusting i dnt even no what this word DUSTING meaning i jst hear ppl talking about it and trust m when they talk about it they are loling a lot like eeeever m i m ........yr old girl who is single k.



mmmm i gues ngamla mark to sello it was just a warning is he still around???

shaidin
24 Jun 2013 15:47

AAIIBBBOOO KWAZA KWATHOLA KULE NDAYO whr is evry1 knock! knock! knock! ani1 home whoooooo i gues they are busy with dusting thing hey 

OK BAHLOBO CHAT 2MORO BYEE WHOO ITS BEING A LONG HECTIC DAY 2DAY  

shaidin
24 Jun 2013 16:08

Hey dis fimaly jst bcause the dusting topic is over you are going one by one??

Ntaksay
24 Jun 2013 16:26

Bye people we'll chat tomorroq.

Ntaksay
25 Jun 2013 08:18

Oops my spelling for tomorrow, please forgive me people.

Good morning, ninjani kodwa namhlanje?

Is Khethiwe drunk or she just fell asleep on the car, I didn't see her hitting the bottles. Yisono bandla ngo Mpilo, Dumisani must come back and fetch his son ayikho le ka Khethiwe. 

Akhona
is going to continue with her investigation, Sbuda is going down shame, *sad for decades*

Modern Chik
25 Jun 2013 08:20

Good Morning family


@Shaidin Dusting mean making love (sex) my dear....

Hopefully u get what I'm saying

OlothandoD
25 Jun 2013 08:33

Morning people! Khethiwe poured some beer into the drink at work after Khuboni's visit. I feel sorry for Mpilo coz Khethiwe is not fit to be a mother, I hope Sbu, willl not find out that Akhona dug up his past so that he will be locked behind bars. @shaidin dusting means making love!

Goldi
25 Jun 2013 08:33

Morning Family

Khethiwe is drunk she was drinking @ the office sies she's a bloody drunkad who needs to go to to AA poor Mpilo i feel for him hey

my heart's so soar when i think of what is gona happen to S'buda mmmmm did you see manhore and noluntu last night Dinny beta watch out

Dombolo
25 Jun 2013 08:51

yes Khethiwe was drinking at the office, hayi that woman is 5 much, drinking and forgetting her child, shame maan


its been a while since i have been here

hey people my sister is selling Forever living products, like Aloe Vera, for BP, diabetes, zifo zonke nje, tooth gel for bleeding gums,moth ulcers, herbal teas, tablets for low sex drive, and many more, if u need anything, please send me a message then sokhuluma privately....

Bk212303
25 Jun 2013 09:04

hi all,

VusiK
25 Jun 2013 09:18


Ahhhhh Ladies !!!!

Guilty as charged !!!!

Goldi
25 Jun 2013 09:27

lol wen you say Ahhhhhhh Vusi *bleep!* u just set my mind running *evil grin*

sexy d
25 Jun 2013 09:35

When they say Noluntu struggles to hide the attraction she feels does this feeling she has ke for Phenyo hehehehe i sense trouble coming to dineo marriage plus le phenyo gets tempted easily.......

Ntaksay
25 Jun 2013 09:45

I saw Luntu  Phenyo last night, I think the attraction started last night. I saw her face when MANWHORE held her hands. She even ignored Dineo's calls and when Luntu asked who's calling he said it's ''JUST'' Dineo. 

What does Sello want from manwhore?

Goldi
25 Jun 2013 10:22

Sello wants moola he's blackmailing him if MANHORE doesnt pay him he's gona go to S'buda and tell him what Phenyo is up to

Mimibob
25 Jun 2013 12:26

I'm in love, love, love... with a D.. DeeJay... *Singing*..,

steffie
25 Jun 2013 12:50

Hi bloggers

portcia
25 Jun 2013 13:00

Hey guys, i have been busy at work, you know mos ke month end, but anyway, that manhore must just get together with Luntu they deserve each other, and leave dineo alone. its just a pity that dineo is pregnant, eish i hope she manages to keep this one guys, she been through a lot.

And as for Sbuda going down eish my heart is sore, but please ntate Mfundi dont keep him there for a long time i want to see Manhore and Tea lady going down for taking S'bu for granted

Mimibob
25 Jun 2013 13:10

Hi Steffie.. The house is too quiet, even my randomness ain't helping.. Dineo is pregnant? Where have I been?

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2013 13:33

Hello my long lost bloggersssssssssssssss been missing you all

jemmie
25 Jun 2013 13:45

i rily doubt Sbuda is goin down...okay mayb but not for good and wht do yu guys thnk its gonna happen to Mawande and yona yethu?  i love her she is a good actress

sexy d
25 Jun 2013 14:09

l just wonder wat does Dlomo men have i mean evryone is falling for them even le di gay hai....

Ntaksay
25 Jun 2013 14:11

Early this month or late last month someone mentioned that Stan (from scandal) will be joining Generations to steal Ezweni from Sbusiso. That could be true if he is going to jail, that person will steal that company without anyone noticing, Manwhore is just power hungry but he does not have what it takes in the real business world as for Senzo he is too good, he trusts everyone.

Ntaksay
25 Jun 2013 14:19

Dlomo men are good at impregnating. 

Sibusiso: has Senzo, Lumka, Crissie (he almost had a baby with Karabo but the baby did not survive)

Manwhore: Little Dineo, Little tea lady is also on the way and Bryce

Senzo: little Mnqobi 

Jason
(he is also a Dlomo): he once slept with Swazi Lukhele, she has disapeard on our screens, she might come back with baby and claiming it's Jason's.

maud
25 Jun 2013 14:24

sexy d - They have money

Bk212303
25 Jun 2013 14:41

Hey Ntaksay how a u ?

Modern Chik
25 Jun 2013 14:42

@ Ntaksay very true hey....Lmao!!

Dlomo men are very good at impregnating women

Ntaksay
25 Jun 2013 14:45

WITH 8million viewers and lauded as SA's No1 soapie Generations has gone digital.

 The soapie's website was launched on Thursday night at the SABC headquarters in Auckland Park.

Ulrich Stark, the founder of Wezwa, the organisation that created the website, said that the Generations site was "a world first".

"It's not just a social-media platform, you can get exclusive content, such as downloading pics."

The ballroom was packed to capacity with people keen to hear about the innovation.

Fans will be able log on to read the cast' s private messages. They can also see what their favourite characters are up to. Mmmm ...

Acting COO Hlaudi Motsoeneng on the podium sounded like a father talking to his children as the cast stood in front of him.

"If you're famous, live responsibly," he told them.

He then announced a three year contract for the actors.

See what you get for being good children?

A stampede was narrowly avoided as the media jostled to be the first to grill Stark about this "new" concept. Blah blah blah ...

Let's just see how this social platform goes, shall we?

As the night opened up for guests to mingle, actress Katlego Danke looked gorgeous in a stunning black and gold-laced dress.

"It's actually Dineo's dress (her character in Generations) and I thought it would be fitting for the event," she told Shwaswhi.

Another actress who took to the Generationswardrobe was Zenande Mfenyana, who plays Noluntu Memela. The dreadlocked beauty meshed sexy and spunky in a figure-hugging black number and a pair of hot gold-spiked heels.

"Mine and Noluntu's dress sense is the only thing we have in common."

While chatting to Shwashwi, the actress said there was big news in the pipeline about her. But even after several attempts Shwashwi just couldn't get it out of her.

"Just wait for September." Sigh!

Actress Sophie Ndaba was a purring feline in leopard-print heels and matching bag.

"Next week Friday's my birthday and I'll be hosting a gala dinner," she said as she batted those famous eyelashes.

"My foundation has just got land to build four houses for the needy." How nice.

Amidst the socialising, actor Menzi Ngubane, known as Sibusiso Dlomo in the soapie, hurriedly passed me to take a call.

I managed to grab the last bit of his conversation.

"Listen, you're wasting my time. I'm not a sangoma. Goodbye!" Strange.

I quickly dashed after Thami Mngqolo, who was on his way out. The actor gushed about his new role as a father and said he wanted to get back to his 10-week-old baby girl. Was that eye-liner he was wearing?

He couldn't stop telling Shwashwi how he has changed his ways.

"Jo-anne's at home with the baby, I got to join them."

Fellow actor Zolisa Xaluva was sexy as ever in a suit and blinged things up with a diamante-studded tie.

The hunk did not hesitate to charm me after telling me about his schedule outside of Generations.

"I'm not all about bling. When the suit comes off, I'm just an ordinary guy visiting schools inspiring kids."

Still waiting for his Twitter after-party invite!

VusiK
25 Jun 2013 15:09


@Goldi...

lol wen you say Ahhhhhhh Vusi *bleep!* u just set my mind running *evil grin*
...
Tell your mind to behave Goldi !!!

Goldi
25 Jun 2013 15:50

Eish!! Vusi i had no choice but to do just that *deep sigh* but hey i really enjoyed da thought at the moment hihihihihihihihi

Ntaksay and also Thandaza 4rm Mvhango is going to be the new CEO ya Yona Yethu or she's gona want to buy it or something aaai asazi

portcia
25 Jun 2013 15:58

I think Sbusiso will go to prison and then Stan from scandal will join the crew as promised and then steal ezweni right under Manhore's nose, and then eish......... he is in a big trouble again, couse Sbusiso will be blaming him for losing ezweni, then there goes Manhore out of Dlomo,s life, he will regret big time for crossing Sbusiso, and there might be a baby on the way, with a homeless and jobless father, eish............. what a drama, i hope im right though

jemmie
25 Jun 2013 19:23

So are guys sayin Sibusiso is leaving generations??   i agree senzo is too good he trusts evry1.. thandaza buyin  yona yethu!!!! lts jus wait and see

portcia
26 Jun 2013 07:34

Morning guys, i hope today i dont have a lot to do at work, yoh i need to catch up. did you guys saw Noluntu and Phenyo again yesterday? yoh,... i think soon enough they will do the dusting, and as for Khethiwe how can she be so rude to Ruby after what she did to her, the least she could have said is thank you, wuuuuuuuu, haai,,, ha ana dihlong.

Modern Chik
26 Jun 2013 08:05

Sanibonani bakithi

Goldi
26 Jun 2013 09:43

Morning Family

yhooo Portcia i was so furious how could she mxxxxm she need to go to AA that's all shes an alcoholic what kind of a mother 4gts her baby uuuuuuu, heeeee lil Dinny must whatch out MANWHORE AND TEA LADY soon will make a baby

sexy d
26 Jun 2013 09:51

I dont think Sbusiso will go to jail the reason they are bringing stan into the picture in a way is to replace mawande and take over yona yethu  so he will be competition to Sbu....n i heard a rumour that he will be playing nicholas uncle....hlomla''s brother....

Nongo
26 Jun 2013 09:57

1.You buy your girlfriend a cellphone & another man buys her airtime. Its called division of labor.
2.You buy your girlfriend underwear & another man removes it. Its called separation of power.
3.You pay school fees for your girlfriend & another man pays rent. Its called Combined business.
4.She tells you that she is not ready for sex while another man sleeps with her everyday & at anytime. This is called?????

Nongo
26 Jun 2013 10:01

TEACHER : If a lion chases you,
what would you do??

BOY : I climb a tree.

TEACHER : What if the lion climbs
the tree ??

BOY : I jump into the
water and swim.

TEACHER : What if the lion jumps
and swims after you ??

BOY : what's wrong with u? Are you on my side or
on the lion's side.
C Yoooo

portcia
26 Jun 2013 10:21

Yoo.... Nongo,lol ..... the teacher is surely on the lion's side.

Hi  Sexy d i thought someone said Stan will take Ezweni, but if your right about Sbusiso notgoing down then im happy.HIPPIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

OlothandoD
26 Jun 2013 10:31

I also think Stan joins Gens so as to take over Yona Yethu and be Sbuda's competition since Wandi is leaving, He will be Nic's Uncle as well,

VusiK
26 Jun 2013 10:56

4.She tells you that she is not ready for sex while another man sleeps with her everyday & at anytime. This is called?????

Not being on the ball !

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 10:58

Isn't Thandaza going to be the new CEO of Yona Yethu.

If Stan is Nic's uncle and going to be th CEO at yona yethu then all the Dlomos are going down. I'm they will try to get Jason out of company with the help of the tea lady.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 11:44

Guys and Girls we can still reach 1000, so far we have posted 911 replies.

Come on people we have come this far 89 replies is nothing. 

Lets do this, who is with me?

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 11:46

If I repeat the same jokes seniyongixolela

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.


“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.

“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.

“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.

“Yes, it is.” – she says.


“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.


Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 11:48

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!”

The doctor replied, “Show me.”

So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.

She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 11:52

One day a blonde and brunette were watching a soap opera on television. On the show, there was a girl standing on a bridge. The brunette turned to the blonde and said, "I bet you R1000 that she's going to jump off that bridge." The blonde agreed to the bet. The girl in the show jumped off the bridge, and the blonde handed the brunette the R1000. Then the brunette felt guilty and said, "This is a re-run I already saw, I knew she was going to jump." Then the blonde replied, "I saw it before too, but I didn't think the girl would be stupid enough to do it again!"

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 11:56

a couple were driving on the road having a fight, they came across a farm with some pigs. the husband pints to the pig and says are those your relatives? the wife replies, yes, they are my in-laws!

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:04

Esitobhini sebhasi, siyamisa ibhasi isalukazi, singene, sihlale eduze kukadriver.
Ihambe impela ibhasi ilibhekise eGoli. Siqale isalukazi silule isandla siphe uDriver amakinati 
udriver usekhathele ukudla amakinati aphiwa wona uGogo, aze agcine ebuzile u Driver kuGogo.

Driver: Gogo ngoba awunamazinyo ubuwathengelani amakinati, njengoba
esekuxaka manje uwanika mina.

Gogo: Ndodana ungadinwa ngisuke ngathenga u chocolate kanti ilo onamakinati, mina ngimunyunga u chocolate osemakinatini kuphela, amakinati awakho.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:05

7 months old twin babies in the womb saw a penis coming towards them. The first baby said’ see daddy is coming inside to say hello”.  

The second baby said” you idiot, its uncle. Daddy never comes in with raincoat!

JadaPinkett
26 Jun 2013 12:07

Ok guys here’s an awkward moment
Your boyfriend is inviting you to his family dinner as he wants to introduce you
When you get there you find out that his brother is your ex bf, and the his sister is the same girl you had fight with, fighting for other man, and his mother is the nurse who begged you not to abort the baby but yet you aborted the child and his father is the sugar dady who bought you the Samsung galaxy you owning…………What would you do?.....Funukwaaaaaaaaaaaazi

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:08

Mrs Mwanza saw the pastor coming out of Mrs Nyundo's house and a few minutes later she went to Mrs Nyundos's entrance gate and shouted...

Mrs Nyundo, I saw pastor leaving your house, is there someone ill

And Mrs Nyundo responded........eeeAiee mind your business, yesterday I saw a soldier leaving your house was there a war in your house??

MIND YOUR BUSINESS..Kuyabanda

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:11

Yho JP I wouldn't even greet I'd run just walk away. Obviously his family will tell them about me, one by one. That sounds like a story, is it for realy.
Talk about drama

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:23

7de Laan teasers are out.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:25

Come on people I'm curious to see your responses on JP's post.

JadaPinkett
26 Jun 2013 12:29

Mina I will tell at the end ukuth ngingenzenjani LOL@

Bk212303
26 Jun 2013 12:45

Hey everyone, have been so busy cant chat long

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:47

A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural.

He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?"

Everyone puts up their hands.

He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?"

Half the audience puts up their hands.

"And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands.

He asks: "And who here has had sex with a ghost?"

One little man in the back row puts up his hand...

The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have had sex with a ghost?"

The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."

Mimibob
26 Jun 2013 12:48

4.She tells you that she is not ready for sex while another man sleeps with her everyday & at anytime. This is called????? One man rule!

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 12:49

Why not tell now JP coz people are busy, it's only you and me who are online even Bk is busy

Bk212303
26 Jun 2013 12:52

Sidingo Muhvango is out

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:01

The Most Stupid Man On Earth

There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, “I’ll stay! God will save me!”

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on mate, get in!”

“No” replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.”

No, God will save me!” he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!”

Mimibob
26 Jun 2013 13:10

@Jada, I'd pretend I'm seeing them all for the first time, hoping none rats on me, then later have a chat with the mother... I'd only care about her opinion, of the lot.. Then maybe later tell bf about his bro and I.. This is what I'd want to do, but me being me, I'd come clean with the guy, or better yet, I wouldn't find myself in such a situation.. Lol... Abortion, fighting over men.. Ee..

JadaPinkett
26 Jun 2013 13:16

Lo Mimibob en Ntaka.............okey mina I will just keep quiet and go with flow coz it is quiet simple dat I was meant to be part of this family.......LMAO!!!!!!!!!

portcia
26 Jun 2013 13:20

KWAAAAAAK Ntaksay you are killing me with your jokes.

Anyway JP if i really love this guy, ill tell them that im so sorry i cant stay, as i have to accompany my twin sister to airport to catch a flight back to London, and say shu....... she's been through a lot and i dont believe she will be back. lol........

So neither one of them will want to talk about me, as they wont be sure that is me or my twin sister.

Modern Chik
26 Jun 2013 13:24

a couple were driving on the road having a fight, they came across a farm with some pigs. the husband pints to the pig and says are those your relatives? the wife replies, yes, they are my in-laws

@ Ntaksay 


Lmao gal...in laws????

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:26


PREGNANCY ACCIDENT

Angry dad says to pregnant daughter: Uthi lesisu yi- accident?
Daughtrer says: Yebo baba.
Dad says: Ungitshela ukuthi uhlangene nePIPI limile endleleni walishayisa ngekuku?

Mimibob
26 Jun 2013 13:28

Lol Portcia, I'm sure they all know your name and bf will use the same name introducing you..

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:30

Uthini ngoba amaphoyisa athi enomhlangano wathi usayitsheni Zulu
"Mthembu mangaki amasela osuwabambile?"
Usethi uMthembu"cha Sayitsheni angikabambi muntu"
Wathi uZulu "usho ukuthi nalaba abadayisa otamatisi ku West Street awubambanga muntu?"
Uthi-ke UMthembu kulungile sayitsheni ngizozama
Uphele umhlangano baphindele emsebenzini
UMthembu abone kuWest street  umuntu ephethe isaka elikhulu ehamba edayisa wathi uMthembu" yeyi wena yima lapho!!!"
Kwathi akazichamele umfana ngoba uphethe insangu.ame
Athi uMthembu "Vula ngibone yini le oyidayisayo?"
Abone insangu uMthembu abese ethi"UYOHAMBA USINDA MFANA WAMI

BENGITHI UTAMATISI, UBUSUBOSHIWE!!!

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:33

JP for me it would be very awkward to be part of that family because I have history with every member of the family. Yho hayi ngeke I would explain to current b/f the situation and apologise and call off what we had.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:34

62 more replies people, not bad at all. Let's keep the house burning.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:44

A tourist asked a boatman “do u know biology, psychology, sociology, geology and criminology?” The boatman said NO to all of the questions. Then the tourist said “what the hell do u know, mhh? You will die illiterate wena.” After a while the boat started sinking, so the tourist started panicking and the boatman asked the tourist : “Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?” The tourist said NO! The boatman then said:

“Well, you will now get firsthand experience in drownology as crocodilogy will eat ur assology and you will dieology unye because of your bad mouthology. Bye-Byeology, ngiyakushiyalogy ngoku kule boatology, masimbalogy akho!”



portcia
26 Jun 2013 13:45

Hey guys, those who are DSTV Subsriber's, did you watch the new drama ROCKVILLE? and what do you think about it? to me so far is so interesting

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:47

An inspirational speaker said:

 “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience were in shock and silence. He added:“She was my mother” . A big round of applause & laughter followed! A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!



Moral: Don’t Copy, if u can’t Paste

 

 



Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 13:49

Wife: Darling where did u sleep last nyte? 
Hubby: Sam,our friend lost his sister ngilale khona ... 
Wife:Ok u can eat your food I m off to the bath. 
(After bathing) Wife: I am going out 
Hubby:Uyaphi? ... 
Wife: To pass my condolences.. 
Hubby: When u were bathing they foned bathi uvukile!!!

portcia
26 Jun 2013 13:58

kwwwwwwwak, Ntaksay o ngwana mang ye??????????????

Bk212303
26 Jun 2013 14:02

Ntaksay is on a mission here.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 14:06

Umfundisi:

Sesizocela abanezinkinga emakhaya abo basondele. Kwasukuma owesimame enamehlo abomvu sengathi ubekhala usuku lonke, wavese wayi qala inkinga yakhe wathi.....

Unkosikazi:

Sanibona egameni lenkosi ! Bathandekayo nginenkinga ngendoda yami...Bazalwane sithi sivuka nje ekuseni...ipipi,sihambe sigeze, sothi siqeda nje ukugeza nanto ipipi, ngiphumula uma esaye emsebenzini uyothi laph ebuya ...ipipi, sibuka i TV .......ipipi, before silala ...ipipi, siyavuka... ipipi, phambi kwabantwana ..ipipi, emotweni ......ipipi, ningibona ngi nje namuhla, amehlo ebomvu kanje ngibulawa ilona ipipi lendoda yami...

Abazalwane:

Hhawu kodwa nkosi yami .. indoda enjani lena? Saligcina nini thina! amadoda ethu elibele ukudakwa nje?

Unkosikazi:

Uthi anga sukuma nje sengiyazi ukuthi sekuyisikhathi se-pipi...Bazalwane ngisizeni umyeni wami USEBHEMA KAKHULU ! Angazi ukuthi ngenze njani ukuthi ayeke ukubhema ipipi ngalendlela...! 

Abazalwane:

Hhawu!! kanti usho lelo ? Uyadakwa kanti



 

portcia
26 Jun 2013 14:08

Ja......BK, AND I KNOW WHAT MISSION IS THAT,to reach 1000, and i think she is succeding, so come on lets all join hands now,and make a history, we are almost there.

JadaPinkett
26 Jun 2013 14:23

So Sis Dolly recieves a letter from one of her admirer reader .....here it goes:

Dear Sis Dolly

Ngithi angikubhalele ngikutshele nje that my boyfriend is working, I am also working. We have everything we need...Ngithi angikuchomele nje.

portcia
26 Jun 2013 14:24

Hay ke Ntaksay, se ngiyo mtshela u dali that siyo celebraita u ku vuka ka sisi ka Sam, so dont wait up

steffie
26 Jun 2013 14:38

Ntaksay you rock!

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 14:44

Together we can people, but alone I cant

portcia
26 Jun 2013 14:51

Sorry Naksay, but some of the guys are already on Generations Buddy site, come lets go( running)

portcia
26 Jun 2013 14:54

952 only 8 to go, come on we need support here

portcia
26 Jun 2013 14:55

sorry i meant to say 48

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 15:07

Now they are gone for good

Mimibob
26 Jun 2013 15:23

Thank for the Zulu one Ntaksay. I'm learning how to write in iSizulu and such jokes and comments assist a lot. I learnt the bit of Zulu that I know from Generations, now the Gen family is assisting in sharpening the bit of writing I know. I just love this language. Unfortunately the few I try to rehearse on respond in English...

portcia
26 Jun 2013 15:24

Hey guys come back home, kanti ninjani?

OlothandoD
26 Jun 2013 15:30

@portcia, am back from Buddy Site,

portcia
26 Jun 2013 15:40

Olo did you manange to post something? or is it someone with the same name as yours and how did you do it? i only managed to read some other people's comments

but haaaai i agreee with Ntaksay, that site is not so interesting as our home.

Bk212303
26 Jun 2013 16:00

hey alll

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 16:02

Hey Portcia I think I judged too early, the site is not bad shame. but it's only about Generations. This will always be home. I'm glad they created that site so that when you all leave me alone I will just go and visit gen buddies.

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 16:02

Hi Bk unqabile namhlanje yintoni na esixabanise nawe.

portcia
26 Jun 2013 16:17

 Ntaksay So there is no DUSTING on this site,or funny jokes hey?

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 16:29

Good bye people till tomorrow

Goldi
26 Jun 2013 16:29

How do we can in cos i've registered and it just hang haai i give up ok guyz lets meet later @ Sqalo then 

laters :)

Ntaksay
26 Jun 2013 16:30

No Portia it's strictly Gen

This is home sweet home where we have and can talk about everything

Bye

OlothandoD
26 Jun 2013 18:31

Hie , @portcia am Olothando David on Gen buddies, I think this is home coz there its strictly Gen staff, and this side we discuss everything, absolutely everything including dusting, jokes, share life experiences, whether good or bad, I love this blog, Good nyt my lovies, Nkaksay, BK, portcia, sexyd, mimibob, jadapinkett, steffie, goldie, vusik, and everyone that I didn't mention; see you at Siqalo, Dinangwe, MamRuby or even the DUkathole

mthi 101
26 Jun 2013 21:15

good night!

2.You buy your girlfriend underwear & another man removes it. Its called separation of power.

I wish I could have been the remover.

4.She tells you that she is not ready for sex while another man sleeps with her everyday & at anytime. This is called????? Unfair !!

I have been the victim of this many a time, we ( me and my  ex-girlfriend) did everything except dusting, I could use the finger, mouth on the Kuku etc...but when I had to dust she could come up with excuses and guesse what?  She fell pregnant, impregnanted by another man. Talk about double standards. but after all that's life.

Good night and enjoy dusting and remember IF YOU CANNOT DUST THE ONE YOU WANT, DUST THE ONE YOU WITH,  that's the rule.

Don"t underestimate the POWER OF DUSTING!  IT DOES WONDERS.

mthi 101
26 Jun 2013 21:27

Ok guys here’s an awkward moment
Your boyfriend is inviting you to his family dinner as he wants to introduce you
When you get there you find out that his brother is your ex bf, and the his sister is the same girl you had fight with, fighting for other man, and his mother is the nurse who begged you not to abort the baby but yet you aborted the child and his father is the sugar dady who bought you the Samsung galaxy you owning…………What would you do?.....Funukwaaaaaaaaaaaazi

I would say run for your life, just ask for a bathroom and dissappear, It could never work especially on the brother's part, remember he once touched (dust) you, he could do it again, uyazi la amanzi ake ema khona avele eme,  He managed to dust you before, he will definately do it and you will never, I mean never refuse, Once a guy touches (dust) you, or sees you in an intimate position, it is not easy to resist his advances I am a guy and I know. 

Mimibob
26 Jun 2013 22:17

@Mthi 101 He managed to dust you before, he will definately do it and you will never, I mean never refuse, Once a guy touches (dust) you, or sees you in an intimate position, it is not easy to resist his advances I am a guy and I know. 

This is not true for everyone. I'm a lady, I know.
When I decide to move on, I do just that.

OlothandoD
27 Jun 2013 07:42

@mti101 it depends on the lady, if she is loose then the dusting will never stop but if she is determined to move on, it will not happen! Good morning to you all! Still no July teasers!

portcia
27 Jun 2013 08:13

I have to agree with you Olo if your loose then he will surely DUST you again, and imagine what will happen if the new guy in your life finds out, such an embarrastment.

 We are waiting for July teasers.

OlothandoD
27 Jun 2013 08:28

Hie @portcia did you manage on Gen Buddies? Khethiwe has some nerve, she will regret ever throwing those people out of her flat, and that will be soon. At least we now know who Zinhle is? The lady is so beautiful and intelligent, I so like her, she knows how to handle Choppa, Phenyo and Luntu, I sense dusting soon! Ngamla please do something I cant bear to see you go down,

portcia
27 Jun 2013 08:32

Hi Olo i did register yesterday, but today im struggling to log in, i'll try again. on my way there, see you.

Goldi
27 Jun 2013 08:35

Morning fam i tried to register again ai i give up!! happy phuza thursday

Hie , @portcia am Olothando David on Gen buddies, I think this is home coz there its strictly Gen staff, and this side we discuss everything, absolutely everything including dusting, jokes, share life experiences, whether good or bad, I love this blog, Good nyt my lovies, Nkaksay, BK, portcia, sexyd, mimibob, jadapinkett, steffie, goldie, vusik, and everyone that I didn't mention; see you at Siqalo, Dinangwe, MamRuby or even the DUkathole 

WENA OLO ANG'SADLALI NAWE *pouting*

portcia
27 Jun 2013 08:51

Hi Olo IM BACK, have aready added you on my list, am portia ramothopa on Gen buddies, heavent posted my pic yet, hopefully by tomorrow i will.

 Goldi sweetheart, dont give up, silly question, did you change the name of the country before entering your mobile no? i know i've struggled with that yesterday.

Ntaksay what is your name on Gen buddies?

OlothandoD
27 Jun 2013 08:54

Ngenzeni manje Goldi :(

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 10:09

Ok guys here’s an awkward moment
Your boyfriend is inviting you to his family dinner as he wants to introduce you
When you get there you find out that his brother is your ex bf, and the his sister is the same girl you had fight with, fighting for other man, and his mother is the nurse who begged you not to abort the baby but yet you aborted the child and his father is the sugar dady who bought you the Samsung galaxy you owning…………What would you do?.....Funukwaaaaaaaaaaaazi

Obvious !!!

You are a Collossal Slut !


Stay and enjoy the family !!!
Might as well dust the women too ...

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 10:24

... and
The family and you have an incestous destiny Stay ...
Have a meal ...
Make youself at at home

JadaPinkett
27 Jun 2013 10:29

LOL! Vusi ja ne.....wat else wud u do coz

Goldi
27 Jun 2013 10:54

Will try again tnx Portcia lol Vusi

Mimibob
27 Jun 2013 10:57

How is the person a slut Vus? People have exs, fought over boys at one point, had an elderly boy friend who is tagged "sugar daddy"... Unfortunately for this lady, these people are related.. What's slutty about that?

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 11:00

...
Ever heard the saying

"Good Gurls go t heaven
...
Bad Gurls Go Everywhere !!! "

Our dinner guest has been EVERYWHERE , BEEN BACK, and still going again like the Duracell Bunny!!!

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 11:00

,,, or should I say
...
The EVER-READY Bunny !!!

Bk212303
27 Jun 2013 11:08

Morning all

Mimibob
27 Jun 2013 11:21

The way to heaven is not necessarily smooth and straight. Good girls meet some interruptions along the way and God constantly charges them so they are ever ready to overcome such.

Bk212303
27 Jun 2013 11:29

Kwaaaaaaaaaaa @Vusik hahahahah

Funukwaaaaaaaaaaaazi

Obvious !!!

You are a Collossal Slut !

Stay and enjoy the family !!!
Might as well dust the women too ...

hahahahahhahahhh i actually googled Collossal Slut yhooooooooooo tltltltltltlltlltll

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 11:40

Collosal Slut - Slut of Miraculous and possibly Epic proportions and Abilities!

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 11:44

LOL @ BK

Hello Mimi K !

Mimibob
27 Jun 2013 11:55

Hello VusiK *Blushes*

Mimibob
27 Jun 2013 12:08

... and disarmed.

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 12:09

lol

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 12:18

... Charmed !

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 12:28

for precision's sake ...

enchanté, mademoiselle

Goldi
27 Jun 2013 12:50

Bathong tjooooooooooooooo

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 12:55

@Goldi ...

Ka-eng?

Goldi
27 Jun 2013 12:58

Nothing Vusi 

just felt like saying nje :)

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 12:58

@Goldi ...

The nephew of a woman I was with once ...
Very long ago ...

He was in his 1st year of life ... and would end his sentences with ...
"
Bathong !
Tjoooo!

"I adored my conversations with him like Ice Cream!

Mimibob
27 Jun 2013 13:05

Like wise.

gegelegege
27 Jun 2013 13:05

July teasers pls

Mimibob
27 Jun 2013 13:09

@ Vusi "Like wise" was in response to previous conversation, before the interruption.. Hi Goldi..

VusiK
27 Jun 2013 13:21

:-)

Gotcha !

Deemo
27 Jun 2013 13:37

hello everyone i can see i have bn the black sheep of the family,im so sorry im bek nw,i can see new members here, hi portcia n all the new babies

Deemo
27 Jun 2013 13:39

hello everyone i can see i have bn the black sheep of the family,im so sorry im bek nw,i can see new members here, hi portcia n all the new babies

NoMdazB
27 Jun 2013 13:52

Helloooooo everyone. @VusiK, gilikidi phantsi kukuhleka. Collossal Slut,how true.

OlothandoD
27 Jun 2013 13:54

@gegelegege and Deemo, where have you been, Wena gegelegege, ufikanje sufuna amaTeasers kaJuly?????

JadaPinkett
27 Jun 2013 14:55

Deemo........new babies???????mmmmmmmm u'll be surprised

Bk212303
27 Jun 2013 15:39

HI Dazb

portcia
27 Jun 2013 16:05

Hi Deemo, yoh this is a big family ne!..

I wonder why there aint no July teaser's yet,

Keratile
27 Jun 2013 17:02

TVSA Admin is saving Gen teasers till mid night for once-a-month-when-teasers-are-out-bloggers *hiding for days*

Goldi
27 Jun 2013 17:38

I hear you Vusi :) hey Mims but guys you know gore Gen teasesrs ditlaleng akere so just relax pls

OlothandoD
27 Jun 2013 17:43

I give up now, was checking if the teasers are out yet, see you at Mocha Mamas

Modern Chik
28 Jun 2013 13:41

The house is on fire yhoyho???

Have a great weekend

@Ntaksay 

A tourist asked a boatman “do u know biology, psychology, sociology, geology and criminology?” The boatman said NO to all of the questions. Then the tourist said “what the hell do u know, mhh? You will die illiterate wena.” After a while the boat started sinking, so the tourist started panicking and the boatman asked the tourist : “Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?” The tourist said NO! The boatman then said:

“Well, you will now get firsthand experience in drownology as crocodilogy will eat ur assology and you will dieology unye because of your bad mouthology. Bye-Byeology, ngiyakushiyalogy ngoku kule boatology, masimbalogy akho!” 


....DEADIOLOGY!!!!!

@ Ntaksay-hopefully we are meeting the target...1000!!!!!

Modern Chik
28 Jun 2013 13:45

@ Portcia we don't need them now we  need to reach da target gal?????

yozza
17 Sep 2013 09:54

Hey everyone......i need a warm welcom am new its been so long ndizama ukungena apha i love you family kakhulu


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