SOUTH AFRICA'S TV WEBSITE
SIGN IN SEARCH MENU
SOUTH AFRICA'S TV WEBSITE


Monday World Plays Cupid With All

Written by makisto from the blog Frankly Speaking on 17 Jan 2011
Favourite this post


No one is above scrutiny as Makisto goes in search of cute couples and some could be outed. We find partners for Dewani, Edgar DS, Fish, Patta, Tashi, Trevor, Cheesa and more! 

It's new year and love is on the air! There is no better way to start the year than new romance. Makisto has compiled a list of public figures and bloggers who would make great couples and I hope you will enjoy it. 

I have taken into consideration the fact that some people are attracted to those of the same sex. My pastor will forgive me because my religion doesn't approve of homosexuality. However, I am a liberated blogger and I respect people's sexuality and understand that they don't need my permission, or approval for that matter, to live their lives. Now that I have staunch abazalwane addressed, let's see who makes the list in Monday World's match-making l'amour. 

Mulalo Sivhidzo
We find a partner for Mulalo

On the top of the list is Mulalo Sivhidzo and Shrien Dewani. Makisto thinks this is possibly a match made in jail. Mulalo is convicted (and awaiting sentencing) of murdering Avhatakali, who is the son of former City Press editor Mathata Tsedu while Shrien is accused of orchestrating the murder of his then new bride Anni Dewani while honeymooning in Cape Town. 

Shrien Dewani
Shrien Dewani is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. That said, Makisto thinks he and Mulalo are a match made in jail.

Mulalo and Shrien have something in common as Mulalo wanted to inherit Avhatakali's estate while speculations and accusations are saying Shrien wanted life cover money for Anni's life. Could these be birds of a feather? Their name is Mushrie. 

Bonang Khanyi kiss
Khanyi Mbau and Bonang Matheba  kiss. It's a case of woman doing it themselves

Khanyi Mbau and Bonang Matheba? These two kissed at a party last year December and they both enjoyed the snogging. Who can blame them? DJ Euphonic reportedly cheated on the bubbly Live presenter with a Durbanite model while Khanyi Mbau's sugar daddy Thinus Crous is fed up with the gold-digger. Girls are tired of relying on the guys and wanna do it themselves. Plus, Your girl B can help ressurect Mbau's dead and burried music career. They will go by the name of Khabo. 

Phila Mazibuko
Phila can make a "cute" parner for Mo Flava

Phila Mazibuko and YFM DJ and Club 808 presenter Mo Flava are, well, kind of cute lol! I just think they will be good together. Everyone has been saying Phila must come out of the closet so if it ever comes to light that he likes them guys, girls and boys, your hands off Mo Flava. Ok? Their name is Phiva. 

Makisto
Monday World believes Makisto and Cheesa can be great together and they can snog all the way to the newsroom

Makisto and Cheesa are both good looking (so people say) and have a lot in common. Not only did they once discover they are both bloggers on TVSA while working in the same newsroom but also enjoy writing detailed current affairs, entertainment news, reviews and critiques. Guys, when are you going out on your first date? Their name is Makchee. 

Phat Joe

Phat Joe and Kuli Roberts are both talkative and very good at what they do. Once Kuli leaves her current black man, she can go straight to Joe.

Kuli Roberts

 Phela she said once you go black, you can never go back. So Mam'Kuli and Mkhulu Joe will look cute together. Your name is Phatkuls. 

Ok, wait for this one, One & Only and Sobza will make great shims. I hope I will not be hit by a wall of bricks here. I just think you guys can have something special. You both know what you guys have in common on your heads, akere? 

Judge Cameron
Constitutional Court Judge Edwin Cameron

Openly gay Constitutional Court Judge Edwin Cameron is smitten with Spud(the film) producer Ross Garland. How else can one explain Your Honour Cameron taking a film too seriously and equating it to real life? 

Spud
The film at the centre of constitutional drama

Didn't Your Highness Shim ever read Shakespear in high school? Just like in Spud's open letter Judge Cameron, I hope I will not have to take a stand in court for writing this. Don't laugh, Phela the law may just join the ANC in "cracking the whip on the media" lol. Honourable Cameron is offended by what some characters in he film said about homosexuals. The name for this cupido is Gayedro. 

Pele and Green Arrow have a lot in common because every now and again, they both need to be alone and even lock themselves in a room for the whole day. Isn't this just a perfect match? An ordinary person can never have a succesful relationship with one of these two because only a few can understand the reclusiveness. Pele and GA are not ordinary but special. Their name is Pega.

Andre Neveling  Tashi Tagg
Andre of TVplus and Tashi of TVSA can make a cute TV couple
 
TVSA editor Tashi Tagg and the newly appointed TVplus magazine editor Andre Neveling will make a cute couple. They are both hungry for good TV shows and are always on the look out for breaking TV news. They can share media secrets and stories lol. It is good when a couple do the same work but they will fight for who gets to break the news. Their name is Tashiandre. 

Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah should just kiss Kagiso Lediga

That Trevor Noah and Kagiso Lediga marketing gimmicks on TV explain a lot about their most inner passions. Trevor is watching Kagiso like a hawk and Kagiso is watching Trevor like a chiken. Since Kagiso takes the chiken simile, he will be the (wo)man and Trevor the (main)man. Their mame is Treka. 

Blaqueboi
Edgar DS and Blaqueboi should kiss all the way to the top of our local entertainment scene

The Edgar DS I know from varisty doesn't only have a passion for being an artist manager and a publicist, he also wanna be famous himself. It is only fitting that he goes out on a few dates with Blaqueboi. Edgar DS can learn a number of things from Blaque. Can Makisto book a table for two in some fancy restaurant in Sandton? Phela Sandton is Blaqueboi's playground and things must be done his way lol. Their name Edque. 

Andile Ncube
Andile Ncube and Sizwe Dlomo belong together

People have been pushing Andile Ncube to come out. If it ever happens that he is gay, girls and boys, your hands off Sizwe Dlomo. He is officially booked for Andile, ok? their name is Answered. 

Debora Patta
Debora Patta and Nikiwe Bikitsha can kiss for South Africa

Nikiwe Bikitsha and Debora Patta are tough cookies feared by all politicians, including our President Jacon Zuma. They have so much in common. If the pair is amorous, our politicians may just stop wasting taxpayer's money. Didekipa, will you please do it for the country? 

Destiny brigade
"Outed" by Destiny Man

Lucas Radebe, Mark Fish and Shaun Bartlett are a threesome for the current issue of Destiny Man. This should have given them some some sort of light to "get their kicks"as the mag puts it. See, you don't have to be bored when one is not around because you can be with the other lol. 

The footballing legends spoke to the mag about their lives as great footballers including how they won the 1996 African Cup of Nations and their current projects. "There was a point when I considered giving up and coming back home, but I stayed because I wanted to be a great footballer," Lucas told the mag with Shaun chipping in: "(While at) Charlton Athletic, my first game there was against  Manchester United, and I was surprised because I never thought I would start a game within just seven days of joining the club," said Shaun. 

Fish said: "A football career lasts for a very short period. When you become a sportsman, it's not the real world - you are adored by fans and paid lots of money. But your life begins when you retire from sport." So, can I see a nod for Lumash? 

Carino and Realist! Yes, the two will make a great couple. Realist doesn't enjoy footing the bill for his woman's hair bill while Carino makes fun of women plaiting their hair when she says: "The constant patting doesn't make things any easier for them." So Realist, it seem you will be investing that money since you are into investments. 

Sbu Mpungose
Sbu deserves some love as she is forever going on about her previous relationships in her editorial

The fresh editor of True Love, Sbu Mpungose, and fresh editor of Destiny Man, Kojo Baffoe are both light-skinned and have a passion for editing magazines. Sbu also edited Move! and Bona while Kojo also used to edit the now defunct Blaque magazine. 

Kojo Buffoe
Kojo and Sbu can share True Love Destin(ed) forever Man
Does anyone still remember the mag aimed at mobile and progressive Blaque brothers? Any way, Sbu and Kojo can share editing skills while laughing all the way to the bank. Their is True Love Destin(ed) to eventually find each other Man! 

Makisto sends out his love to various web content managers for programming the pictures is such way that I can copy them. Lots of respect from Makisto for that.



49 Comments

nice
17 Jan 2011 10:21

Makisto and Cheesa = Cheesto

Lol at your matchmaking though. I would actually pair as follows

Makisto and Blaque = their articles are always long and well researched.

Realist and One and Only = they sound too strict, and their kids will be suoer disciplined.

I agree on GA and Pele. They would never be on each other's face

Bonang and Lira, hardworking and determined.

tizoz
17 Jan 2011 10:22

Triple lol @ Mulalo and Dewani...... match made in heaven! oops hell is more like it!.... lemme read along...

ms.tebby
17 Jan 2011 10:31


Makisto and Cheesa are both good looking (so people say) and have a lot in common. Not only did they once discover they are both bloggers on TVSA while working in the same newsroom ........ huh? really?


tizoz
17 Jan 2011 10:35

Makisto and Cheesa are both good looking - which newsroom is this bloggers?

ms.tebby
17 Jan 2011 10:45


and where is Cheesa's picture Makisto? *runs from Cheesa ~ & runs faster than Bolt*

makisto
17 Jan 2011 10:53

Makisto and Blaque = their articles are always long and well researched.

Lol Nice, that is true about our articles but Blaque confessed on Facebook that he likes looking for faults on his partners and likes being in charge while I also look for faults and am in chrage of my relationship with my girlfriend, so Blaque and I will not last a day. Lol at Cheesto

match made in heaven! oops hell is more like it!.... 
Ttltltltl tltltltltl Tizoz
which newsroom is this bloggers?
I cannot sayTizoz because that would be giving too much away, Cheesa wants to be removed from the list already

Maki remove me from the list torho I beg I beg!! LMAO!!
But my friend, I was actually gonna ask to take your picture from Facebook and use it here. Can I use one of your great pictures on the beach lol?



makisto
17 Jan 2011 11:08

Ok Cheesa I heard you ngwana wa ko gae. But can I keep the story written above about you at least, I beg you kindly! Please...

Favoured
17 Jan 2011 11:23

lol

makisto
17 Jan 2011 11:25

You can keep whatever you wanna keep my friend but don't put pictures of me up there please, I am laughing at the whole thing.
Thank you my chom, I will not put your picture, don't worry ne!

lol @ you too Favoured.

realist
17 Jan 2011 11:35

Realist and One and Only = they sound too strict, and their kids will be suoer disciplined.
LOL. Do I sound too strict?
Carino and Realist! Yes, the two will make a great couple.
LOL

Realist doesn't enjoy footing the bill for his woman's hair bill
As long as it does not cost more than 100 bugs and she does not do it every week and it is a bush back then I am more than happy.

makisto
17 Jan 2011 11:52

As long as it does not cost more than 100 bugs and she does not do it every week and it is a bush back then I am more than happy.

Lol Realist. Wa mpolaya sjoe.

Spineli
17 Jan 2011 12:06

Lmao @ Maki's pic....you just decide to take the pic ko nageng hehehe.

makisto
17 Jan 2011 12:15

Lol Spineli, a se ko nageng, it's just outside my home ko gae.

maddie
17 Jan 2011 12:22

makisto ko gae ke ko kae, the surrounding on the pic looks familiar

carino
17 Jan 2011 12:30

hahaha.. Maki's pic ya mpolaya, yong! .. the smile, the grass, the thorny bush, the vest... it's like one of those that we send to penpals. LMAO.

lemme read the rest of the couples.

makisto
17 Jan 2011 12:31

ko gae ke ko kae
It's Bokgaga just outside Tzaneen in Limpopo

ownah m p
17 Jan 2011 12:59

uuuuu bonang and khanyi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as for some they disrv each other.

Green.arrow
17 Jan 2011 13:06

T'Hhe he hhe hee....*dead on the floor*...@ Pega....kwaaa kwa kwaa. makisto ruri mara.....were is pele bathong ebile....

Hau, Makchee  works in the same news room...wow....thats cool you guys.  
PS:..i have such admiration for judge Edwin Cameron.


reading on....


Green.arrow
17 Jan 2011 13:14

haai..makisto, o mmereko butiaka...lolest. Good one. I love the serious details that you give,informing us even as you kill us with the hillarity of your work.

Trevor is watching Kagiso like a hawk and Kagiso is watching Trevor like a chiken. .....lolest!.

nice
17 Jan 2011 13:38

Do I sound too strict? 

Realist = yes you do

Oh I was wondering who is this on grass, Makisto no, that picture just reminded me of something else. Squatting in the bush....what were you thinking. OMW, its comforting that you are smiling and dont have some other look. But still think twice about posting such pictures.

tizoz
17 Jan 2011 13:44

inbox makisto, would be interesting to know since i have relations with a certain newsroom... lol

sarocks
17 Jan 2011 15:06

Tjo Tjo Tjo Immma call Phil ***runs to Facebook first****

Ngwanab
17 Jan 2011 15:24

Nice one Makisto

Ngwanab
17 Jan 2011 15:26

Phat Joe and Kuli Roberts are both talkative and very good at what they do. Once Kuli leaves her current black man, she can go straight to Joe. 

I agree with  u 101% both of them derseve each other.

Favoured
17 Jan 2011 15:27

lol @ the judge he looks broke

makisto
17 Jan 2011 15:31

You guys are very yazi lols. Thank you Ngwanab. Kwaaaa at the judge looks broke

Favoured
17 Jan 2011 15:50

the guy in a bush that look so wrong and the guy with a yellow tie, his smile looks hungry so says my colleague
kwaaaaaaaa 

Spineli
18 Jan 2011 08:35

Finished reading the article, nice one Maki.

Monkey dude & Mulalo....they deserve each other, lol @ match made in jail.

For a sec I thought that Kojo is a 3sum member.

Would have loved to Cheesa's pic.

makisto
18 Jan 2011 12:36

Yebo Tazteeq, that's mo mo sehlareng sa mebetlwa lol. And thanks man, I will take that as a compliment.
@Spineli, Cheesa is a private person lol.
lol @PruLuv too

myname
18 Jan 2011 15:08

Cheesa ndicela singaxabani sisi. I'm sure you dont want new scars on your face. PLEASE! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN! Makisto we need to talk coz you are the one who is cheating by the way.

I just wanna say this......

makisto
18 Jan 2011 15:24

lol Myname. Cheesa is just a former colleague from way back lol. You are I have something special babes, you know that mos?

makisto
18 Jan 2011 15:32

How Cheesa how can you say that now coz you know you are my roll on lol? Phela Myname is my wife and you need not tell her about what we have on the side.

myname
18 Jan 2011 15:33

I know my love but you know my heart is fragile so dont say things that will upset me. I know no one can come between us even abaloyi will never succeed. My love for you will never change nhe.

Now Cheesa im sure ulalele. You are just a former colleague OK and you don't scare me.

LOL im just kidding Cheesa. Im the worst coward.

myname
18 Jan 2011 15:39

Ohhhh MAKISTO UYAJOLA MANJE! ''''''(sobing)"''''''UYANGIJOLELA MAKISTO! OOOOOHHHHHH Lord! Ohhhhhhhhhh mama wheeeeeee (screaming like one of those Nigerian ladies ). How long Makisto, how long maan? You made me a fool all this time! You say u love me maar now u telling me of ROLL ONS then mna ndiyini yheeeee. Ngubani ispray Makisto? lol

makisto
18 Jan 2011 15:44

Lo babes Myname, wena you are the leading lady. Besides, Cheesa and I are now over, oyezwa babes?

myname
18 Jan 2011 15:45

LOL Cheesa, you know when people are angry neEnglish iyavaya and thats when you get i-home language yomntu

myname
18 Jan 2011 15:48

I know you want me to be calm but its fine. As i said Cheesa is not a threat even if her name says it all. As from now on im going with you to gym OK anyway im gonna be your handbag. lol

makisto
18 Jan 2011 15:57

No Cheesa, wena you have ulterior motives kante? I told you you I was just passing time with you until my wife came back. It's over between us. My wife is back now, ok?

myname
18 Jan 2011 15:59

He is going to resign Cheesa i rather go hungry or im going to get  a protection order so you can stay away from my man LOL hahahahaha

sesikavincent
18 Jan 2011 16:07

Ngubani ispray Makisto? lol

myname and cheesa lampolaya.........lollllllllllllllllll

myname
18 Jan 2011 16:07

lol its home time nyani, i didnt notice andithi unyuse i pressure yam.

Guys have a gud rainy evening. Im loving this weather when im sleeping.

Ciao

MAGNET2DISASTER
18 Jan 2011 16:09

@maki,can i be your face wash?

makisto
18 Jan 2011 16:11

lol @MG2D and face wash lol, but we have to talk about stuff like this when my wife is not around lol.

myname
18 Jan 2011 16:14

Wheeee Magnet ke a utlwa. Ke straatmate waitsi. Makisto knew when he choose me. Im the cat in the bedroom and a lady in public.


LOL guys i have to go home nhe.
Bye

MAGNET2DISASTER
18 Jan 2011 16:20

ok,she's gone,so?  *in the sweetest,angelic voice on earth*

Mafresh
18 Jan 2011 17:10

Nice read Makisto. 
Waitse that position ya setlhare is suitable for number 2. Kere le constipation will go, ka mohlare oo pela hao, no need for the stone on the head.

makisto
19 Jan 2011 09:00

Thansk Mafresh.
Lol at constipation going and all that. Jeez guys, lemme also remove this picture on my Facebook then

pele
20 Jan 2011 10:30

ehhehe isigezo nakulonyaka mtsha..

Compliments ppl just came back today from the long need holiday. i had a great time with my family and had 2weeks all 2 myself. GA...we need ot meet as suggested this year.

makisto
20 Jan 2011 10:44

Hey Pele, welcomeback lol. Lol at you having the whole of December with your family and two weeks in Jan on your own. Bloggers, do you see what I'm talking about lol?


Only TVSA members can reply to this thread. Click here to login or register.






LATEST ARTICLES

New on TV today: Wednesday 25 December 2024

Kersfees Skouspel 2023 airs on kykNET and White House Christmas 2023 airs on HGTV.


My Naam is Farah Teasers - January 2025

Disempowered. Farah gets held captive and told that Kerim will return to Iran.


Gqeberha: The Empire 2 on Mzansi Magic Teasers - January 2025

Series finale! Hlumelo and Nozuko walk down the aisle. But first, Zimkhitha wants to do the right thing...


Isitha: The Enemy 2 Teasers - January 2025

A new officer's in town and he wants a tavern shutdown. Also: Chuma confronts buried truths.


New on TV today: Tuesday 24 December 2024

The Great Xmas Bake Off 2023 airs on BBC Lifestyle and Your Friend Nate Bargatze is on Netflix.


Op Dun Ys Teasers - January 2025

Flashforward: six months after the accident. Everyone prepares for Bahar and Melih's wedding.


The River 6 on Mzansi Magic Teasers - January 2025

Possessed. Andile's fears and emotions take full control of him.


Smoke & Mirrors 2 Teasers - January 2025

Nightmare on S&M Street: Jaxon's asleep when he's alerted to activity in his bank accounts.


New on TV today: Monday 23 December 2024

S3 shares The Lazy Christmas with Mogau and M-Net plays out A Very Royal Scandal.


New on TV today: Sunday 22 December 2024

Two religious docu-dramas begin on HISTORY and a Catholic school scandal rocks Disney+.

LATEST SITE ACTIVITY


More activity at TVSA Central



LATEST SOAPIE TEASERS



LATEST SOAPIE TEASERS





×
×

You browser doesn't have Flash, Silverlight, Gears, BrowserPlus or HTML5 support.