No one is above scrutiny as Makisto goes in search of cute couples and some could be outed. We find partners for Dewani, Edgar DS, Fish, Patta, Tashi, Trevor, Cheesa and more!
It's new year and love is on the air! There is no better way to start the year than new romance. Makisto has compiled a list of public figures and bloggers who would make great couples and I hope you will enjoy it.
I have taken into consideration the fact that some people are attracted to those of the same sex. My pastor will forgive me because my religion doesn't approve of homosexuality. However, I am a liberated blogger and I respect people's sexuality and understand that they don't need my permission, or approval for that matter, to live their lives. Now that I have staunch abazalwane addressed, let's see who makes the list in Monday World's match-making l'amour.
We find a partner for Mulalo
On the top of the list is Mulalo Sivhidzo and Shrien Dewani. Makisto thinks this is possibly a match made in jail. Mulalo is convicted (and awaiting sentencing) of murdering Avhatakali, who is the son of former City Press editor Mathata Tsedu while Shrien is accused of orchestrating the murder of his then new bride Anni Dewani while honeymooning in Cape Town.
Shrien Dewani is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. That said, Makisto thinks he and Mulalo are a match made in jail.
Mulalo and Shrien have something in common as Mulalo wanted to inherit Avhatakali's estate while speculations and accusations are saying Shrien wanted life cover money for Anni's life. Could these be birds of a feather? Their name is Mushrie.
Khanyi Mbau and Bonang Matheba kiss. It's a case of woman doing it themselves
Khanyi Mbau and Bonang Matheba? These two kissed at a party last year December and they both enjoyed the snogging. Who can blame them? DJ Euphonic reportedly cheated on the bubbly Live presenter with a Durbanite model while Khanyi Mbau's sugar daddy Thinus Crous is fed up with the gold-digger. Girls are tired of relying on the guys and wanna do it themselves. Plus, Your girl B can help ressurect Mbau's dead and burried music career. They will go by the name of Khabo.
Phila can make a "cute" parner for Mo Flava
Phila Mazibuko and YFM DJ and Club 808 presenter Mo Flava are, well, kind of cute lol! I just think they will be good together. Everyone has been saying Phila must come out of the closet so if it ever comes to light that he likes them guys, girls and boys, your hands off Mo Flava. Ok? Their name is Phiva.
Monday World believes Makisto and Cheesa can be great together and they can snog all the way to the newsroom
Makisto and Cheesa are both good looking (so people say) and have a lot in common. Not only did they once discover they are both bloggers on TVSA while working in the same newsroom but also enjoy writing detailed current affairs, entertainment news, reviews and critiques. Guys, when are you going out on your first date? Their name is Makchee.
Phat Joe and Kuli Roberts are both talkative and very good at what they do. Once Kuli leaves her current black man, she can go straight to Joe.
Phela she said once you go black, you can never go back. So Mam'Kuli and Mkhulu Joe will look cute together. Your name is Phatkuls.
Ok, wait for this one, One & Only and Sobza will make great shims. I hope I will not be hit by a wall of bricks here. I just think you guys can have something special. You both know what you guys have in common on your heads, akere?
Constitutional Court Judge Edwin Cameron
Openly gay Constitutional Court Judge Edwin Cameron is smitten with Spud(the film) producer Ross Garland. How else can one explain Your Honour Cameron taking a film too seriously and equating it to real life?
The film at the centre of constitutional drama
Didn't Your Highness Shim ever read Shakespear in high school? Just like in Spud's open letter Judge Cameron, I hope I will not have to take a stand in court for writing this. Don't laugh, Phela the law may just join the ANC in "cracking the whip on the media" lol. Honourable Cameron is offended by what some characters in he film said about homosexuals. The name for this cupido is Gayedro.
Pele and Green Arrow have a lot in common because every now and again, they both need to be alone and even lock themselves in a room for the whole day. Isn't this just a perfect match? An ordinary person can never have a succesful relationship with one of these two because only a few can understand the reclusiveness. Pele and GA are not ordinary but special. Their name is Pega.
Andre of TVplus and Tashi of TVSA can make a cute TV couple
TVSA editor Tashi Tagg and the newly appointed TVplus magazine editor Andre Neveling will make a cute couple. They are both hungry for good TV shows and are always on the look out for breaking TV news. They can share media secrets and stories lol. It is good when a couple do the same work but they will fight for who gets to break the news. Their name is Tashiandre.
Trevor Noah should just kiss Kagiso Lediga
That Trevor Noah and Kagiso Lediga marketing gimmicks on TV explain a lot about their most inner passions. Trevor is watching Kagiso like a hawk and Kagiso is watching Trevor like a chiken. Since Kagiso takes the chiken simile, he will be the (wo)man and Trevor the (main)man. Their mame is Treka.
Edgar DS and Blaqueboi should kiss all the way to the top of our local entertainment scene
The Edgar DS I know from varisty doesn't only have a passion for being an artist manager and a publicist, he also wanna be famous himself. It is only fitting that he goes out on a few dates with Blaqueboi. Edgar DS can learn a number of things from Blaque. Can Makisto book a table for two in some fancy restaurant in Sandton? Phela Sandton is Blaqueboi's playground and things must be done his way lol. Their name Edque.
Andile Ncube and Sizwe Dlomo belong together
People have been pushing Andile Ncube to come out. If it ever happens that he is gay, girls and boys, your hands off Sizwe Dlomo. He is officially booked for Andile, ok? their name is Answered.
Debora Patta and Nikiwe Bikitsha can kiss for South Africa
Nikiwe Bikitsha and Debora Patta are tough cookies feared by all politicians, including our President Jacon Zuma. They have so much in common. If the pair is amorous, our politicians may just stop wasting taxpayer's money. Didekipa, will you please do it for the country?
"Outed" by Destiny Man
Lucas Radebe, Mark Fish and Shaun Bartlett are a threesome for the current issue of Destiny Man. This should have given them some some sort of light to "get their kicks"as the mag puts it. See, you don't have to be bored when one is not around because you can be with the other lol.
The footballing legends spoke to the mag about their lives as great footballers including how they won the 1996 African Cup of Nations and their current projects. "There was a point when I considered giving up and coming back home, but I stayed because I wanted to be a great footballer," Lucas told the mag with Shaun chipping in: "(While at) Charlton Athletic, my first game there was against Manchester United, and I was surprised because I never thought I would start a game within just seven days of joining the club," said Shaun.
Fish said: "A football career lasts for a very short period. When you become a sportsman, it's not the real world - you are adored by fans and paid lots of money. But your life begins when you retire from sport." So, can I see a nod for Lumash?
Carino and Realist! Yes, the two will make a great couple. Realist doesn't enjoy footing the bill for his woman's hair bill while Carino makes fun of women plaiting their hair when she says: "The constant patting doesn't make things any easier for them." So Realist, it seem you will be investing that money since you are into investments.
Sbu deserves some love as she is forever going on about her previous relationships in her editorial
The fresh editor of True Love, Sbu Mpungose, and fresh editor of Destiny Man, Kojo Baffoe are both light-skinned and have a passion for editing magazines. Sbu also edited Move! and Bona while Kojo also used to edit the now defunct Blaque magazine.
Kojo and Sbu can share True Love Destin(ed) forever Man
Does anyone still remember the mag aimed at mobile and progressive Blaque brothers? Any way, Sbu and Kojo can share editing skills while laughing all the way to the bank. Their is True Love Destin(ed) to eventually find each other Man!
Makisto sends out his love to various web content managers for programming the pictures is such way that I can copy them. Lots of respect from Makisto for that.