Monday World
It's the first in a series of Monday World gossip clearly inspired by Shwashi and no one is immune of Makisto's Frankly Speaking brand extension, Monday World. Bloggers, Debora Patta, politicians, schelbs, magazines and more, all come under scrutiny as Frankly Speaking brand extension, Monday World, asks probing questions.
Set for Mr and Mrs Smith kind of film?
Connie and Shona (Cosho) Ferguson, the movie that you guys will be starring in, is it a Mr and Mrs Smith kind of thing? If it is, then the film name should ne Cosho. Makisto thinks you guys are a model couple. Will you please share tips on lasting for almost a decade with Pastor Benjamin Dube?
In love with Nthabiseng
Still on couples, Don't you guys think Muvhango's Meiki (Nthabiseng Mphahlele) and Lotto's Dennis Tau is a match made in millions? Makisto is of the opinion that you guys are a perfect match.
Dear Jub Jub and the media, which one of you is lying about drugs being the course of the accident that left four pupils dead? Was Jub Jub really on drugs or was the media just being the media trying to sell their papers?
Dear ANC and New Age, why do you keep on postponing the launch of your pro-ANC paper? Karima Brown, Makisto was really surprised that a hard-nosed journalist like yourself would really take editorship of New Age. I wrote that there is no way that paper could have editorial independence? Now you resigned...Makisto thinks you did a good thing!
AWOL: Blaqueboi is hard at work but What's the buzz?
Dear Blaqueboi, why are you so scarce on TVSA these days? Is your show What's the buzz? taking much of your time or is your website thing now on? Please do let us know when your website is up and running so we can check it out. Makisto can't wait to watch the first episode of your show on TV? If SABC is giving you the run around, why don't you approach Msanzi Channel? Did you forget gone are the days the showbiz only relied on SABC to air their shows?
How much does Kuli make in her T-Shirt business?
Hi Kuli Roberts, are your T-Shirts selling? How much in commission do you make per month? How do you manage to still be Sunday World assistant editor, host Headlines and spend quality time with your adorable kids and your new Black boyfriend and also flying to London to interview English schelbs for your show and also paying attention to I hate Kuli T-Shirts. Oh, I forgot, some tasks you can just delegate.
Is Debora Patta turning her back on DA? Makisto thinks that's cool.
Hi there Debora Patta, it's good to see you now have a balanced view on your favourite political party the Democratic Alliance. Phela Makisto was suspicious about your alliance with the party and was plotting to turn up the heat on you? Makisto hopes you will be grilling Helen Zille in 3rd Degree Plus on Tuesday 16 November when you expose their party's stinking delivery.
Show us achievements since 1994
While on Ms Zille, why didn't you keep the ANC out of your cover story with Destiny? Makisto would have loved to hear you talking about your achievements since 1994. Why didn't you comment on how a recent DA internal elections didn't vote for a Black leader and only posed a disappointed face for Destiny journalist about the outcome? Why don't we have a single Black MEC in the Western Cape? Don't you think you should lead by example?
Dear Gareth Cliff, please stop your whinning without offering suggestions on what could be solutions in your "rantings"? Is it true that you are a spoilt brat?
Hola ETV, please give us more local programming as we are sick and tired of your American shows? What on earth is The Planet's Funniest Animals still doing on our screens? Or is it true that you are exploiting Black producers?
Good night Thandiwe Jumo of Tonight, was your story really your orginal story or is Makisto just letting his ego get the better of him? Makisto thinks only you, know the truth.
Sho sho Mfundi Vundla, please bring White and Indian actors on Generations? Or is it true that the show is racist?
Dear Mbazima Shilowa and Terror Lekota. Why don't you guys start a taxi business and stay away from politics? It's clear you guys can't cope with politics? That terror you subjecting each other to...
Dear IFP, please stop opposing Mangosuthu Buthelezi's leadership and focus on winning KZN local elections next year?
Justice Malala, do you vote each time SA goes on elections?
No comment: Tashi Tagg
Hi Tashi Tagg, why is it that you hardly ever comment on articles written by yourself and other bloggers? Busy hey....
Dear agony uncle MaBlerh of Just Curious? Are you gay? Makisto is just wondering?
Detractors will get 808 reasons why they should focus on themselves
Hi Bonang. You look beautiful and command great energy my love and jealous people are making stories about you and powder. Please give them 808 reasons why they should also persue their dreams and stop being silly.
Darling Sophie Ndaba, you and Tshepo Mashile make a wonderful couple. Makisto read about your new love interest in the Sunday World and I think it's about time. You deserve it darling. But, how old is Tshepo by the way? Just asking.
Sunday World journalists sell-out their editor
Dear Sunday World journalists, how much did fake mining millionaire Mandla Lamba pay one of you to report editorial content to him before printing? Now your editor Wally Mbhele is ruffling feathers and one of you will be jobless when the internal investigation is complete!
Yebo SABC 2 and Thokozani Nkosi. Where is Gospel Time? Does that show you air on Gospel Time slot attract equal ARs as Gospel Time did? Just disappointed that I cannot end my Sunday with Dr Ribs' halleluyas.
Lelo is going places
Jus jus Brown Shugga aka Lelo Boyana. Are you a showbiz star? Makisto saw you making it on on some top 10 list in Headlines last week. It's good that your name is out there and we know what that means to the Lelo brand. You go girl! Phela Makisto kind of envies you.
Dear Drum magazine editor-in-chief, Esmarie Weideman, please instruct your editorial team to write a cover story on Nthabi and Dennis. Every body is sick and tired of you putting Generations stars on your cover virtually every week. Unlike Gareth Cliff, I complain and offer possible solutions.
Still on magazines. Why is it that magazines like Drum and Move! perpetuate racism in this country? Was is it really that necessary for Move! magazine not to have PJ Powers when they did their cover with Azania Ndoro and Zwai Bala who are Popostars judges? Did you leave out Powers because of the colour of her skin?
Why is it that we never have White people on Drum cover? True that Oubaas and Charmaine from 7de Laan will never sell your mag but surely actors like Michelle Botes, Robert Whitehead, Jammie Bartlet can sell your Black magazines. The ANC wants to tell you what to write about and you are crying out foul. Don't you want to embrace transformation and building a non-racial South Africa? Transformation is the word Black and White people!
Dear SABC 3, how many people are still watching 3Talk? Is the number over a million or less 300 000? If it's less than 300 000, Cheesa, you may consider changing your blog name my friend.
TVSA blogger Tazteeq set to become the face of Markham
Heita daar Sobza and Tazteeq, if you guys become the final two in the Face of Markham competition and obviously one of you wins, will you share your winnings with each other like Idols finalists did? And something for me too?
Toedoet Toodecent, is the TVSA end year hook up coming together well? If things are giving you trouble, you can always charge a minimal fee like you did with the TVSA Winter Warmer.
Treated with great care
Dear Joelle Kayembe...I had to think twice about this and decided not to write it because it has got to do with the whole gender thing and I didn't wanna be insensitive as my mother taught me to treat women with great care.