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Written by tzhavile from the blog 5- esoweto on 10 Mar 2010
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After the whole 'jub jub incident', i was almost relieved that my wheels were out of action in these dire times. On Monday i had to take a taxi (after a very long time) to Hyde Park for an interview. 

First i was sceptical about finding my way through the smelly bree taxi rank, only to be met by these insane line as there were no taxi's (with 2010 here, one would think that the strike fever has worn off). The next option was Jan Smuts road to catch a bus, being a witsie myself it was easy using 2 series to the bus stop. 

After 30 minutes i was already sitting in the reception of the company that i was going to be inerviewed at. All in all the interview went well (or so i think as i am yet to be called) as i also rubbed shoulders with few of Mzansi's schlebs (they were too nice). 

The problem started when i had to take a taxi back home (cbd). With taxi that i have ever taken being from Mulbarton to the city and back, the only sign i knew to comba mataxi was the fore finger up, meaning town and that was it.
 
There i was looking like P diddy, sunglasses and all with my forefinger up. For 30 minutes, taxi drivers passed making funny signs with their hands. The first one gave me five fingers, the second one showed me a wave sign, as in sea wave sign....., as if that was not enough i get a forefinger pointing the left direction, i have never felt so lost in my entire life.
How does one know where these taxi's are  going with all these sign? do you as a blogger know your signs? (what are they). is there a manual, maybe from the taxi marshalls, where one can get these signs? what have been your experience with taxis in general?




13 Comments

tzhavile
10 Mar 2010 15:06

after asking around, five fingeres meant Wanderers/ noord taxi rank

Holiday
10 Mar 2010 15:20

Stop boosting ur ego you know very well what all this signs mean! if u indeed have a car why didnt you drive it. Aaaaag mann la rata go ropisa ditlhogo.    

Tshd21
10 Mar 2010 15:27

Holiday:
1. Read before you reply...
2. If you have nothing constructive to say, move on by...

Sooooo 2009 article, hello???

The writer did state that his/her car broke down...

Green.arrow
10 Mar 2010 15:27

I just discovered on sunday that 5 fingers mean wanderers lol...i only know the forefinger up too....otherwise i stand where taxis usualy load people off and ask...e ya bree/wanderes..i win i win,i loose i loose and patiently wait for the next...
After so many years in Jozi i recently just learnt were wanderers is even though i go there a lot..
I cant help here wethu.....i also need help...

Okay..i know when you are on Malibongwe...by homeaffairs/mintek, when you wanna go to Jozi CBD u point forefinger up, and when you wanna go to Randburg CBD u point two fingers (not sure up,side or where but its two...)

blueroze
10 Mar 2010 15:35

when I was working in Auckland Park I used to get confused ka 4 fingers and 5 fingers. (i forgot what the 4 fingers meant)

myname
10 Mar 2010 15:53

Mina i dont use any of my fingers....all i do if it stops is, "Sorry wethu buti iyakuphi le taxi" (in that angelic voice & a little smile on my face) then bcoz i flash my beautiful smile then bacela inumber fone.

Thats the beauty of SA.

Onna
10 Mar 2010 16:23

Ha ha ha! Abomageza can be very rude I tell you, sometimes the smile deos not work at all. Just today I wanted to go to Hyde park and from empire road, I went sood at the conner and did my five finger sighn. This one taxi comes and I get in. Next thing two taxis are blocking it saying 'YEHLISA LOWO SISI',SO I get off only to be told they will take me to an empty taxi where I would have to sit for maybe an hour. I just told them ANGINCENGI YO efin taxi and walked to the bus stop which is just a few steps from their precious 'rank' and took metro bus.

GML
10 Mar 2010 16:32

Mina I ask anyone I find. I will ask 2 or 3 people before climbing in.

Some people say they know kanti they dont.

In Bryanston on william Nicol or main 5 fingers means joburg.
Sometimes 4 fingers is 4ways depending on which side of the road you're on.
Not sure what 3 fingers means.
I have no idea where the wavy sign is, or the pirates sign.

I know local/forefinger down is Randburg taxi rank.
On beyers naude forefinger up is Joburg.

I also smile sweetly and greet properly and ask the Qmarshalls at the rank for taxis...

Green.arrow
10 Mar 2010 16:50

lol @ smiling and asking nicely...even when you are having the worst day you gotta do what you gatto do..appease the Qmarshall...ya ne...things we go through..

@ Onna....chances are they were not bothered one bit by fact that you went to the bus, they think they got to you..those people are soo thick skulled yerrr!!!

But yeah..i agree ladies..smile and be polite and aks 3 time GML just to be safe...and DONT ASK IN ENGLISH...lol

Strolicious
10 Mar 2010 18:55

eish ya da taxi signs can be a problem atleast in Kzn (Umlazi taxi's gt sticker.MNR. dat 4 section LMNR) Pmb anamaboard.easy

Cnglemother
10 Mar 2010 19:42

Lol!myname nam i dont khomba at all i fall on supply yo number category and wait till he asks 4 the money if he's got my number at sitting nxt to him.i rarely experience their rudeness as 90% of the time im flirting with em to avoid paying.i hate being in the northern suburbs late in the afternoons on sundays they got the crappiest service.

Da Diva
10 Mar 2010 22:16

Thats true Strolicious abwt stickers MNR, EFH&G, ABCD&W, AND Umlazi South. Bt what if ugibela endleleni u hv 2 knw da signs like 5 fingures 4 EFH&G, 3 fingures 4 ABC c name a few.

Cnglemother
10 Mar 2010 22:46

Heh!durban taxis have sumboy opening the door 4 u and offloading umthwalo and helping with hlisaring yo child,what a service.


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