Talk about dialling it in. We're in Week 3 of the Big Brother Titans live Sunday shows and the production has now hit the "rinse and repeat" button creating a non-event for Lukay and Jaypee who were ejected and will be forgotten by next week.
Do you remember
anyone who's left Big Brother in Week 3? This is obviously why Jaypee wanted us to become fixated on her cleavage because maybe, just maybe, it would make her more memorable. And it worked because here we are remembering her see through, plunging top.
She understandably felt she's wasted her time - and five years of her life! - trying to be on the show. Even though she made it, she didn't, and won't get any screen time on next week's Eviction Show because that's not part of the disposable formula.
It's sad that the show doesn't give us a perspective on life outside the show for the previous week's evictees. The production clearly doesn't want to pay extra to send camera people to follow up with them but this doesn't mean it can't happen.
They should get them to record diary room entries in their hotel rooms based on a set of questions and then edit them together into a medley of impressions. They could even do them on their phones and email them if it's too much effort to organise two small cameras a week.
Drama-wise, there was a bit of tension between Marvin and Kanaga Jnr on the live show but ultimately the drama happened outside of the house.
Cue generic audience screaming.
Cue the cat claws between Ebuka and Lawrence who were more passive aggressive with each other than any of the housemates.
What was up with that? Ebuka made two particular comments to Lawrence, which made Lawrence defensive, laughing, ha, ha, ha - but NOT.
It was impossible to hear what Ebuka said exactly, we rewound multiple times but couldn't hear - the first time it was about something Lawrence did last week and the second time it was after Lawrence stumbled over the name Showmax. Both instances were strained and awks.
And then, at the end, Ebuka hugged Lawrence's shoulder, as if there were no issue between them but we didn't buy it. They should be
inside the Big Brother house in a celebrity revival.
That's what M-Net should do next season.