Enjoy the show!
The End.
Bobby Jon: Yaarrgh. Wooo! Sorry...
Jeff: The tribe has spoken. you freaking freak.
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Amy (to camera): This vote is for the health of the tribe. You're weird man. Weird.
Gary (to camera): I haven't cried in forty years, man. You've ruined my life. I write your vote in blood!
Danni (to camera): I can't sleep any more man. Why did you have to do that?
Bobby Jon (to camera): Bobby Jon vote for Bobby Jon.
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Jeff: Nakum, in the lead. Judd, takes control... Nakum, falling behind. Nakum falling way behind. Judd, still in control. Steph tries to wrestle control from Judd, to no avail! Nakum falls way behind. Nakum is moving backwards. Nakum is moving backwards in time! Yaxha, wins immunity! Nakum, lost in a quantum physics.
But wait, Gary used the cheat codes, Yaxha is disqualified. Nakum wins immunity!
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Jeff: This week's immunity challenge requires a great attention span and memory. Choose your players wisely.
Steph: Judd, don't worry about this one.
Judd: Yeah, I'm totally with you on that one. I won't try to take control near the end. I know my limits.
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Steph: Ok guys, it's time to go to immunity. Try to forget what happened last time with Bobby... you know.... can't say his name *burst into tears*
Jamie: I still feel dirty...
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Judd: I have stomach cramps. I have no idea why... stop laughing at me Brandon! Ooh, that plant looks yummy.
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Brandon (to camera - confessional): I was all, like: 'Judd, don't eat that, I told you five minutes ago that it's poisonous.' And he's all like 'Oh ok... so can I eat this one' and he's pointing to the same plant. I said 'Yeah, ok.' I haven't laughed so hard since the donkey died on the farm and we couldn't move it and so we had to make a couch out of it.
Yeah, not much to do on our farm...
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Gary (to camera - confessional): I have no idea how Amy tripped and broke her voice box. It's a pity she can't speak now.
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Amy: Hey, Gary, I know where I recognise you from now!
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Jeff: Nakum takes the lead. Yaxha right behind them .Now Yaxha in the lead. Bobby Jon grabs... Oh my god, what the hell are you doing Bobby Jon! Don't do that to Jamie! Why are you - OH MY GOD! That goes against all that is right and decent and - stop! Don't - what are you doing with that crocodile- ok, I'm sure that's not physically possible...
Bobby Jon: Jamie head bad now!
Steph: Seriously, do you guys believe me about him now?
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Bobby Jon: Yeargh! Bobby Jon mad at Jamie for... something. Head not remember. Bobby Jon get Jamie back good.
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