Tall, big, dark, strong, smooth and drop dead gorgeous.
Ooooohhh it's sexy and gorgeous but truth be told, If you drive such a car then don't even bother saying hi to me coz until I can afford it, or something close to it, I ain't dating a man who drives one.
Call me crazy but there's something I find scary about being with a guy who earns more than twice what I get. Too much of a gap, we need to speak the same language! Guess that means no Mandla Mthembu for me...Patrice, well, we can negotiate....if he gives away some of that money...
Now my crush of the week is a DJ called Slyso on Umhlobo We Nene. I haven't seen the guy, I don't even want to see a picture of him but I'm so in love with his voice! Big Ups to him for shouting our Most Gorgeous Gals in Mzansi list live on air yesterday. I was driving to work, minding my own business and I just heard a breakfast show host talking about me, you, the site...I was like wow!
Okay, you're probably wondering why I tuned to Umhlobo in the first place huh? Well, Sbu is out of the country, Rudi is out of the country and since I don't know who they're with, I figured I'd look around for some company and let's just say, they're gonna have to work to get me back. Especially uRudi.
Enough blabbering, you clicked open coz you wanted to know who the Top Dawgs of Mzansi are right? Well, I don't like suspense.
If you think I had problems with the gals list, I have even bigger problems with this one...mara ke, the people shall govern akere??
You guys have said no spot is owned by one particular person so clearly you believe in the saying yokuthi, people shall share. Oh hayi ke bayashera nyhani.
1. LUNGILE RADU, SYDNEY MATLHAKU, ANDILE NCUBE
Guys, was it difficult to just give it to Lungsta mare?
LUNGSTA
Who doesn't know Lungile Radu? He is the epitome of humility, a model of what a son in law should be like. He is the one celebrity who is NOT celebrity. Every fibre of his fine ass body is real, it's human, it's honest and for that, I digg Lungile.
See, we have a connection, he won't forget me and I won't forget me and this is why.
Lungile was the first person I interviewed for Blogiwood and obviously I was excited about the interview but what made it even more perfect was the fact that he was just as excited about it coz it was his
FIRST ever interview! No one forgets their first time, I certainly won't forget this one.
He's the hottest guy on Channel O and is currently busy with Dance Africa. The finals are gonna be in Cape Town and if you're reading this from the beautiful Cape then watch this space coz I'm yo gal and I'ma hook you up!
Oh, sorry, am here to talk about the countdown...here we go...
SYDNEY MATLHAKU
The Gen Game guy. He must just get rid of that loud Khethiwe on his show and maybe I'll watch. I doubt he would though coz he doesn't need me to watch. His show is the most watched game show on TV and I guess more than 60% of the people who watch are women.
Sydney has proven that he is more than just Speedy's brother coz I for one have no idea where his brother is but Syd is all up on my screen every Saturday. Whether or not I want to watch.
So does anyone know where Speedy is? In the states making more studio crap with Sisqo? I hope not.
Anyway, I love Sydney's voice...and I want to criticize him at times but whenever they show that face up close on screen, my cold heart just melts. Brotha is damn fine.
Hayi shame, they can call him after 2, after 5, after 9, or after 12 ok'salayo mhle shem umntana ka Sis' Nunu shem.
I wonder what he would look like without the hair!
I haven't seen his show since the L'vovo verbal diarrhoea but I know I ain't the only one who's gonna be watching this Friday. I really want someone to monitor the ratings and compare them to last week, there sure will be a huge difference and what I know is that he will use that platform to address the drama so WATCH the show!!
Whether or not that was the purpose of the article, well, watch it anyway.
Come to think of it, Andile gave Somizi a whole lot of publicity when he had that beef with Chomee so could this be Somizi's way of paying him back? Say something that will make us want to watch Andile in action so we can monitor him just in case we spot a hint of "gayness" (if there is such a word).
2. KAIZER MOTAUNG JNR. & STOAN SEATE
I will ask again, couldn't you guys just give it Kaizer Jnr??
I used to have such a thing for soccer playas growing up, Stanton "Stigga" Fredericks in particular and I was over all of them boys, until this boy came along.
It's one thing for a soccer player to be hott, but when he delivers on the field too, we just love to love him and Kaizer is just one of those things....uyababa on and off the field.
He's leading some kind of celeb life coz he's here, there and everywhere
(apha naphaya, remember that? LOL) and mina I'm counting down the days till he makes the headline of mzansi's number 1 manga manga Sunday paper. It ends with a SUN...
I don't know when or what they will say about Kaizerlintjie but whatever it is,
IT'S A LIE!!!
STOAN SEATE
Eish people, can we please just leave Stoan alone to raise his kids in peace?
He's the Bongo Maffin Tswana guy and I like him with his suit and shade on, he's cute and yeah, I do remember a time when I wanted to play "mantlwane" with him.
3. RUDEBOY PAUL & PEPSI POKANE
You guys know I digg Rudi, he's my man and all but let's be real, he ain't on the same cute level as Pepsi bathong...
Wagcwala nge screen? Of course, it's his house!
Ooh, I wanna kiss that nose...oohhh....thank you to Lahvee for reducing the amount of love I had for this brother.
Lahvee posted a message on TVSA
during Street Journal last Thursday and she was alerting me to the fact that Rudi was gonna be interviewed.
I rushed to watch the TV and let's just say there's nothing sexy about a man in white socks.
Still dig him though, but not as much....LOL
PEPSI POKANE
Forget how horrible this picture looks but guys can we please just leave married men alone??
Call me ignorant but I really don't know what Pepsi's up to these days. The last time I saw him, he was presenting Afro Cafe but my SABC 2 viewing is so limited, I don't know if the show's on or over.
He's a good looking guy though, pity he married so soon.
I always wanted to klap him when he was on Gazlam, oohhh he was such a walk over, really. Ooh ebenyabile straight. Khaphela is a Khanyi Mbau compared to "what was his name again?"
4. HLOMLA DANDALA, NTANDO BANGANI & TUMISHO MASHA
Hayi, hayi, hayi, no people, Tumisho??
HLOMLA DANDALA
The thing is that he's even more beautiful in real life and who cares about his marital status.... Hlomla is blazing Jacob's Cross and he has a role-nyana in Jozi H and he's just one hott dad nje...
Eish, he always looks this untidy when he goes out...can you believe this was taken at an awards show?? Hayi he needs to spend more time in the bathroom, SHAVING.
Give him a vest and put him on stage and I'll forget all about that. He knows how to move a crowd shame and it has nothing to do with his voice. I still buy all his CD's though coz I love singing along to his songs.
Talented boy, that's fo sho.
(Speaking of fosho, can somebody please remind SABC 1 that this new website has been "coming soon" since 1 April?)
TUMISHO MASHA
Heish, you know him, he's in Jozi H.
Okay, before he writes me a long letter, let me say He's a good actor and his wife is beautiful.
5. NDALAMO.. (What's his name people?) and
THAPELO MOKOENA
Well, he still has good teeth though so that's cool.
This man has this gentle thing around him...I can watch him for hours...and listen to him forever!
He's in Muvhango and I have no idea what his name is. All I know is that I want him and Doobsie to be a couple qha!
THAPELO MOKOENA
If any one man in this country is beautiful then Taps is your man! I can't believe he's so low on the list. Yho, the brother is fressh maan, he's freesssssh.
I ran into him two weeks ago and we both just didn't expect to meet there and he looked stunned and was like "
What are you doing here?"...I replied "
The same thing you're doing here."....
Ooh hatjhe shem ke a mmatla bathong...LOL..he's hot but I really don't understand why he's supposedly 25? I'll be 22 for you Taps!
6. Everybaddy wanted to be on this spot..so it doesn't get further than this.
SIYABONGA NGWEKAZI, HHP, DJ SBU, GUFFY, JUB JUB, ANTONIO SUMMERTON, TSHEPO MABONA, BAD BOY T, ZAM NKOSI, ZOLA
GUFFY...
Yho, yho, yho, I am speechless ok? Awesome producer, super nice person mara jwala, iyoooo...
Forget all of that, ladies, ladies, ladies, please leave Guffy alone tuu? The poor guy is married maan.
SIYABONGA NGWEKAZI...
So you guys put Siya on the list and left Sizwe out? And just because he called me "dude?"
Yho, hayi ke but the truth remains, Siyabonga Ngwekazi is that bad boy you wanna play with...If you haven't checked out my interview with him, you are so missing out.
Street Journal is only on our screens for about 2-3 weeks so be sure to catch it and say goodbye coz when it ends,
THE REAL GOBHOZA takes over that slot.
The show sounds exactly like Blogiwood, just with two presenters and on television! It's gonna make you stay up till 10pm, ngiyak'tshela! so remember where you heard about it first. I'm excited just thinking about it.
ANTONIO SUMMERTON
He will always be Jason from Backstage until he acts in another role.
Cute brother, very good looking.
JUB JUB
Hay' shame I agree, he's cute. He knows it too...
ZAM NKOSI
Whatever Nkhensani Manganyi saw in Zam Nkosi, I see! She is a lucky woman and I still want to meet Zam coz I can't get over just how intelligent/sweet he sounds. Now gals, I repeat, leave the man alone. He is happily married, don't do as I do, do as I say ok?
TSHEPO MABONA
Hayi guys, until when are we gonna sing him "you're beautiful"? Mina I'm done...let's just play him James Blunt....
THEO NHLENGETHWA
He is still cute. Like Tshepo, he's bigger but cute. We hear he's releasing an album soon well, there better be a lot of dance tunes there coz the voice alone won't carry the album.
Best of luck though, hope it's a success and big ups to Revolution for the assistance.
THOMAS BAD BOY T MSENGANA
OH utatekhaya bantu!! He's rocking Metro Breakfast with Lupi and everybody loves Thomas. I think it's something to do with those eyes!! Yho, those eyes.
Lastly on on our never ending number 6 is Zola and HHP. Really I'm not gonna post their pictures people if you want to see Zola, watch SABC 1 on Thursday and if you want to see HHP then please go out there and buy his DVD and you can see whenever you want.
Hope you enjoyed YOUR List.
Much love!!!