Guys I love Ymag!!! Especially the 21 questions, but ngathi the fact that they go to print every 2 months will cost them. I know they are there to get us thinking, but we don’t want to think about old boring history…
The June/July Issue (with DJ's on the cover) 21 Question is soooooooooooo boring!!! talk about History 101 - they (in blue) go a lil' sum like this....
1. Did uKhoziFm management really think their audience wouldn’t notice that DJ Sbu's Zulu is absolute nonsense hawu guys indaba yak'dala so??
2. Considering DJ Sbu's brilliant business sense, does it make sense for him to pay a stylist to make him look like a clown experiment gone wrong
yawn..
3. Was Flabba no performing at the SAMAs dude to the organizers thinking he wouldn’t win the awards for Best Rap Album
- the SAMAs... were they this year????? the SAMAs are old news now...
4. With the Rumours of Mafikizolo's Break up, were Theo and Danny K's twin outfits at the SAMAs a clue of who might be replacing Nhlanhla
- Kanti is it a rumour, I thought everyone understands by now that Nhlanhla is going solo - its not a rumour anymore..
5. Did Elana Afrika, who wore a red dress, not notice that her shoes were purple when she got dressed.
- Oh well she maybe be colour blind, coz we were also wondering like 3 months ago…
6. Why did Siphokazi thank everyone and their mamas
-by name and surname
- from all the clans in their Eastern Cape at the SAMAs
- Zzzzzzzz
7. Talk about Delayed reaction: How funny is it to hear Mandla Mthembu only now call his wife a Gold digger. Even my 8 year old cousin has known this for over a year.
Delayed reaction neh? You are one to talk…
8. What exactly does Noni Gasa do?
- ok nami angazi..
9. Are we the only ones feeling confused and embarrassed at the Legendary Tshepo Tshola signing with Kelly Khumalo's Company ProKelly?
Really?? - see I didn’t know that? But maybe it’s for a reason.
10. Doesn’t the whole "DJ Cleo is gay" and "Kelly Khumalo wants to have sex with DJ Cleo" drama smell of a publicity Stunt
- why you asking like it’s still happening…or is it still??
11. Why does west African Idols west Africa look like it was shot on a cell phone camera at Kippies.
- Oh Gaad.. I even forgot about WAI!!
12. After its 875 469th Re-launch, doesn’t SABC1 still look exactly the same as it did 10 days ago?
- This question is relevant? SABC 1 will never change, the sooner we get that into our hearts the quicker we accept it..
13. Why did SABC1 happy expose its homophobia by trying to can a drama series because it had same-sex kissing scenes?
- huuu bathong.. konje there was After9!!
14. Is Lerato Mbele trying to bet the next Deborah Patta by trying to attack everyone she interviews?
- okay am I missing something?? Is Lerato still on TV, didn’t she resign last year??
15. Considering that the ANC has no idea what's going to happen with our presidency, why don't we just vote for L'vovo
- Yebo asim’votele azoz’ benga!! Where do I place my X
16. Was that award-winning author/poet Lebo Mashile in Arthur's new music video?
- I've set my decoder to change channels when anything 999 is about to grace my screen.
17. How ridiculous is it that Cherel on Isidingo is carrying Rajesh's baby
- hee this person clearly doesn’t read my Horizon Deep Bus neh.. Cherel is not on Isidingo and the weird thing is that they are still looking for her... the fact that she's pregnant isn’t ridiculous.
18. Is it true that BadBoy T is considered "the most adored man" by Xhosa women because of how much he respects" them?
- Not just Xhosa women - I adore him too... and I know a whole lot of women who do..
19. Does Lira know that a lot of Xhosa people aren't impressed with her Model-C-Accent-sung Ixesha
- Ngempela??? Ao Bathong!! We love her CD though..
20. Is Tumi of Tumi and the Volume America?
- I don’t know you tell us...
21. Could someone please ask Nonhle if she wouldn’t mind squeezing in a little interviewing between her flirting on O Access
- Jealousy makes you ugly bra!! O Access iphele k'dala, she just left to do the second season. Nami I would flirt is I was interviewing John Legend, Pharell, Luda, so would you...hi hi hi..
So what are your Questions?? Let's help Ymag print fresh questions....
I suggest that the 21 questions be the last article done before Ymag goes to print, because the above will be relevant if it was published in April... Or to be in the know... Register with TVSA... you'll be suprised how much ordinary people like us know...We'll keep you updated... ;-)
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