Yah neh I know a lot of people who'd have endless stories to tell about those times of utter slosh. Y do we even do it to ourselves? Well we do & I just thought I'd share some of my moments of slosh coz some are too crazee not to share while others might be overshare-kodwa ke u decide.
Ever been SO DRUNK THAT...
-You slept in the bath tub coz the thought of running back and forth to the bathroom seemed utterly impractical and the only logical solution was to camp right next to toilet bowl. Even worse you've been so drunk that you've decided to sleep in your puke...Vele don't deny it I know you have. Please for those that are actually considering doing this-piece of advise don't coz you'll wake up smelling like an alley cat that feeds on alley trash.
-You stopped at a traffic light and got out the car (passenger side) coz u cant possibly be driving under the influence and started dancing to that Amantombazane song...!
-You woke up wondering why there's that funny smell in your room and your breath is so unbearable that u look around you to make sure that there isn't someone else in the room with you. You realise that that smell is coming from you and you'd better take a quick shower and clean up coz mommy dearest is coming over for Sunday lunch....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
- You left your overly trashed friends and went into the club alone and joined a group of familiar faces you wouldnt be caught dead with under sober circumstances and started making out with that CLister Schleb who's been eyeing u all night. Yeah u know he's a CLister and you know that if you weren't so pissed u wouldn't look at him twice let alone kiss him. Even worse Mr Clister decides you've become a couple and drags u along everytime he goes to a bar and wants to follow you home. U let him know that he was only a Club Fix and nothing more but he insists there's something there and follows u home...U lock all your doors and tell your 'not so drunk anymore' friends to keep him away from u. Mmmm
- You mistook the kitchen for the bathroom and the kitchen sink for the basin & vomayed right there...Shameful.
So come on people share your most memorable and immemorable moments of drunken stupor. Now that I think about it I know a lot of stories like these and have been the main character in most of them. How about U?????
PS: YOU've considered AA but thought about how much fun it all is that atleast u still manage to get to work on time-sometimes and no one's been hurt as a result of your actions-ATLEAST U THINK SO
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