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Written by Segololo from the blog Oh Moments on 05 Sep 2007
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I am avid fan of facebook. I surf it on my phone, while at work and anywhere I find the time to. The site has connected me to my old high school mates, my in-laws and most of my former colleagues. As part of the facebook kultuur; you can post your pics or galleries and choose who to give access to view them.

Anyways, my oh! moment happened while surfing my friend’s pics. I was left speechless and completely awed at the courage some people have. To be more specific – A friend of mine recently went to Ibiza with the Axe Jet; and he put some pics of the happenings in Ibiza on his profile. The winners had taken lovely pics and had enjoyed themselves in the heart of the party island. I was quite envious of them as I went thru the pics. However, two pictures of a certain celeb/DJ in beachwear; to be exact a PINK speedo, just were wrong! They were jaw-dropping wild and absolutely worrying! Why the pics were taken was obvious; he looked ridiculous and he clearly felt like the Ibiza hunk…

I was forced by circumstances to put this pic on the blog...

On the beach

DJ Pink Speedo

I shall not reveal the name of this celeb/DJ as I do not want to face charges of defamation, or have another Mbuli moment on TVSA. I will just say; if you wanna know who it was – search me! My oh! moment was cemented when I watched the encounters show tonight (4/9/2007) and saw the Ibiza hunk commenting on his youth. He said he grew up selling apples by the Umgababa beach as a young boy before he became a DJ– I was left speechless, to say the least. He grew up by the beach and to this day still thinks a speedo IS the attire to wear to the beach? Hasn’t he heard of board shorts or the like? Why do people always wear the most hideous outfits to visit the beach?

To all amagents – What is appropriate attire for a visit to the beach for a woman?

To all the Ladies – What is the appropriate beachwear for amagents?

Bloggists, Keep it clean! This is all in the name of helping Mr DJ know what he needs to wear not to embarrass himself and us… the viewers and fans? And the facebook visitors…

83 Comments

MamaOmpha
05 Sep 2007 04:41

I think I know who the DJ is. He does the afternoon show on radio "eagle". The pink speedo thing hooooooooooooo bathong.

Anyway mina I think if you are a guy , don't wear anything that will show us your packaging. Leave something for the imagination.

And for the ladies if you know you have the body for a beach go ahead and flaunt what yo mama gave you in a bikini or a one piece swim suit. But if you know you are on the larger side wear your bikini or one piece but also consider those wrap scarf looking thingis that you wrap around your bum.

Xhosa Chick
05 Sep 2007 04:48

Segololo, Im on FB too, and I wanna see these pics. Where do I find you, and most importantly, this incriminating piece of evidence?

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 04:53

XC: Send me a Private Message so I can guide you on your search...

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 04:56

uh uh!!! The internet is a public entity..if anything's put out there for people on facebook to see, then surely you can talk about the pic u saw?

Thing is IF one of your friends has a friend that comments on this pic, you can see it on your friend's profile so naturally a lot of other people have seen the pic as well, not so?

Please tell who the DJ is...is it Thomas cause the days just before they left he kept telling all who cared that he can't wait to show off his legs where no one knows him so if it's him, then it's public knowledge, you're just confirming what he said......

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 05:06

Toxic: I sent you a message on facebook!

myname
05 Sep 2007 05:35

Since im a lady plz guys we have it & i also have it & sometimes i get tired to hide, those damn bad stretch marks & i know there r there 4 a reason okey. Bt hey i've seen bad, bad things & they luk scary. U know ur budy moss & how u luk like plz just cover & choose gud colours & i promise u u wil b sexy

Xhosa Chick
05 Sep 2007 05:59

Im searching for this DJ. And Im gonna EXPOSE HER! Or him.

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 06:00

will only c the msg afta 5pm--watseba prob yaka..please resend it ka PM system ya mo tuuuuuuuu!!

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 06:04

XC--while u're at it, post a pic as well!!

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 07:13

I will attach the pic on the article and hide the face...

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 07:40

yes please!!!!!!!

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 07:44

blurb image and pic uploaded!! Happy now?

Nhlaka
05 Sep 2007 07:48

Shame on you Linda, sies maaaaaaan

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 07:54

hahhahahahahahh@ Nhlaka cause it does look like uLinda!!! Yes, very happy Segololo..!!!

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 07:58

Nhlaka: What makes you think it is Linda? Ha ha ha!!

Xhosa Chick
05 Sep 2007 08:02

The grossest pic Ive seen this MONTH!

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 08:09

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Segololo, u didn't have to traumatise Xhosa Chick with the pics on the RHS!!! This guy could have been Fresh if he had tatoos mara the pose in the second pic does have an uncanny resemblence to Linda! Kodwa, was he invited to the Ibiza party? Hmm....going off to google this!!

Xhosa Chick
05 Sep 2007 08:10

Is this a girl?

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 08:17

ROFL!!

XC: Are those Moobs looking like Boobs?

Toxic: You asked for it, so you got it!

This was a true OH moment! Be careful who takes a pic of you and where it ens up.
Glad you all got the Oh moment!

mabhebheza
05 Sep 2007 08:18

Kanti liphi ibeshu 4the Ukhozi Dj phela mina haai now this pink number has some red strings hi hi hi my eyes my not go below!

belz
05 Sep 2007 08:18

maybe nguOskido.

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 08:24

Oskido????? LMAO!!!!!
I can't stop laughing at these pics, phew!!

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 08:26

why did u black out the other parts on the pic though?

belz
05 Sep 2007 08:29

hahahahahahha, hayi these pics are funny, no its not Oskido, this person's head is round.

Gucci
05 Sep 2007 08:36

That's none other than DJ FRSH. Look very closely.....and the pose!!!!!!!!!!

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 08:37

plus he looks 'clean'

KeleFabulous
05 Sep 2007 08:37

belz i think it is oskido! LOL

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 08:39

Gucci: he does look like Fresh kodwa uFresh has tatoos all over his body plus he wears a ring on his wedding finger...

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 08:39

Toxic: <<why did u black out the other parts on the pic though?>>

time and date - someone might sue me and my friend and trace the time format! Ha ha ha!! We alrady have a Mbuli case on TVSA, we don't need another one!!

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 08:39

Toxic: <<why did u black out the other parts on the pic though?>>

time and date - someone might sue me and my friend and trace the time format! Ha ha ha!! We already have a Mbuli case on TVSA, we don't need another one!!

Lerata
05 Sep 2007 08:42

@ Segololo tell us who it is! Is it TZOZO?

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 08:43

Ok, peeps.. I love Fresh and if ever I discovered pics of him like this I would personally mail him and tell him to burn, delete and sue...

It is not FRESH, take it from me?

belz
05 Sep 2007 08:45

hehehehe, hayi whoeva it is, shem even ipackage does not look like its there.its just flesh nje.

Nhlaka
05 Sep 2007 08:45

Sego: I saw hi on that rubbish show eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Selimathunzi. And DJ Tira was also wearing the same thing. I am so disappointed on these Durban guys.

presha
05 Sep 2007 08:48

Holy Moly!! Mara y he? Y r we being subjected 2 such rudeness. How dare th@ man. stuffing himself in th@ "pink thing". I demand an apology! PRONTO.

Toodecent
05 Sep 2007 08:56

Ok guys..nna I have 1 thing if le batla go itse gore ke mang use Coreldraw photo paint to remove the black. hi hi hi hi.

Zhico
05 Sep 2007 08:58

ha ha ha !!!Bcoz I dont know u Disk Joker Linda I'm going for oskido...just a guess
Do u guys noticed ukuthi umin ce njani on the first foto and probably 4got to pull it in again
XC why udilahla so mara??

spice
05 Sep 2007 09:01

Guys why do you keep on calling her a him cause I see no sign of a man there

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 09:01

Zhico: <<Do u guys noticed ukuthi umin ce njani on the first foto and probably 4got to pull it in again >>

I did n't notice before!! Ha ha ha!! Haaha! Huuu!! EEEEEHH!! Ha ha!

TDC: Why mara o etsa ngwana o mong so?

Zhico
05 Sep 2007 09:02

hi hi hi @tdc

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 09:14

TDC....we don't have corel draw, pls do that and tell us who it is!!!

Do u guys noticed ukuthi umin ce njani on the first foto and probably 4got to pull it in again
HAHAHAHAHAH ZHICO!!!!

NTWANA
05 Sep 2007 09:15

Ngineshori (I'm sure) ukuthi dis is Dj Linda coz i always listen 2 uKhozi & 1nc had him saying dat he grew up selling apples b4 he bcame a Dj. He alwas quote dat on his motivational speeches. Nomakanjani nguye.

monchooza
05 Sep 2007 09:21

its tira if not linda sibiya

ngwana
05 Sep 2007 09:27

Ya Monchooza it has to be one of them time to search on facebook. Segololo are these pics tagged on FB?

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 09:29

He alwas quote dat on his motivational speeches.

Ama motivational speeches have come back to haunt him HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 09:42

You guys are running away from the Q's... We know this is not the attire to wear but what should we wear? Clearly spring has sprung and peeps are preparing their beach outfits! Let us help them...

Dimago
05 Sep 2007 09:51

LOL! !!
LMAO!!
Yho, Sego, Linda is going to kill you..

Xhosa Chick
05 Sep 2007 09:55

Segololo: We are too shocked to stay on-topic! When imibilini yethu die down, we'll give u your beachwear suggestions. But for NOW......

Zhico
05 Sep 2007 10:10

<<Clearly spring has sprung and peeps are preparing their beach outfits! Let us help them...>> mind talking to the person who controls the CpT weather...iyho sometimes I just feel like some1 is just punishing us...It's still raining here so plz dont ask abt the beach otherwise I'm gonna cry

bt plz GUYZ PINK bikinis are out

ngwana
05 Sep 2007 10:25

Okay, maybe speedo's should be banned, clearly some people cant tell if they have hot bodies or not.

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 10:39

Dimago : <<Yho, Sego, Linda is going to kill you.. >>

I neva asked nobody to take their pics and allow their pals to put them on facebook... If you pose with a smile; be careful where the pic might end up.

Whoever this Celeb/DJ is, I hope he has learnt three lesson's -
Do not wear a speedo if it doesn't look good on you or you do not have a body like a supermodel!
AND don't allow friends to take pics of you in compromising situations...
when you are a celeb; you do not take "compromising situations" pics. PERIOD!

Xhosa Chick
05 Sep 2007 10:48

Bathong, please answer!!!! WHO is this woman in these photos???Heeee???

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 11:20

Bwah ha ha ha ha
hoooo Segololo you are naughty yazi...he he he
Correction: YOURS is going to be the FIRST REAL case against TVSA ha ha ha ha ha ha
it is DEFINITELY Linda...Tizozo is not that huge bathong....

But honestly guys. I don't think the picture is that horrible....my guess is that the average 35-40 year old MZANSI guy looks like that.
Maybe the pink Speedo is not necessary but otherwise he looks okay...or maybe it's because I see normal people all the time....

Toxic
05 Sep 2007 11:28

shuga sent u mail......

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 11:44

Toxic: <<shuga sent u mail......>>
Where?

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 12:02

Yes Tox, Where??

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 12:05

Got them thanks Toxi....!!!

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 12:18

Brown Shuga<< Got them thanks Toxi...!>>
Got what? Am really curious!! Tell! Tell!

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 12:29

He he he Sego, she sent me pictures taken at some island......I know you were involved in her getting hold of them hi hi hi hi

Segololo
05 Sep 2007 12:42

Hau bantu!! Toxic! why mara? Lelo, please do not bloggiwood or RGB them... Pretty please! My friendship might be at stake here!

Boo-hooo-hooo! *Crying*

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 12:53

Who's Lelo?? hi hi hi hi hi

Sia kai One
05 Sep 2007 16:06

<<Im searching for this DJ. And Im gonna EXPOSE HER! Or him.>> heh.. this woman...XC sisi why wud yu think the Dj is a she .......sana awusaliboni i qhumana eliya lithe gqhi just below the belly......i know it's very insignificant but please zoom in you will eventually notice....

please people tell us whu this Sgantsontso is......if he is a celebrity i donot see the point yokuba asithwe ubuso.....afta all he is a public figure...

Ngendisithi ngu Elvovo bt seeing that Lvee is no Dj i'll settle for Dj Sbu prior the make over.......hi hi jus fooling around.

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 16:09

<<please do not bloggiwood or RGB them>> It wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tizoz
05 Sep 2007 16:21

t'wasnt me!

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 16:28

P.S. Segololo, since the picture was on TV, please show us the real thing, no one will sue you..hi hi hi

Black Sambuca
05 Sep 2007 16:37

@ one.......sana awusaliboni i qhumana eliya lithe gqhi just below the belly......i know it's very insignificant but please zoom in you will eventually notice.... hahahahaha!!!! nimenzani umntu wabantu

Brown Shuga
05 Sep 2007 16:44

<<i know it's very insignificant but please zoom in you will eventually notice.... >> Now how did I miss that?? Bwah ha ha ha

Paralyzer
05 Sep 2007 16:45

Since it was on RGB tonight whta's da problem? There was a comment in lines of "he looks like selena's bitch", HA HA HA HA!!!

Toxic
06 Sep 2007 01:05

PHEW!! No need to worry Segololo-----the entire nation saw that pic on RGB last night...i LOL'd when I saw Fresh talking abt the pic....@ least Linda has learnt his lesson now!!

Annonymous
06 Sep 2007 01:28

Luckily for all u anxious people, due to boredom I watched the boring Selimathunzi on Saturday on SABC1, this is non other than Linda Sibiya from uKhozi FM he does the afternoon show from 15:00 - 18:00. Now u know why I love being Annonymous, Linda please catch me if u can for exposing u.

Toodecent
06 Sep 2007 01:38

Ahahahahaaa Eish looks like people had fun after we left, kanti why Fresh le RGB ba exposer ngwana o mong..? ehheehe

Xhosa Chick
06 Sep 2007 01:42

Am glad the name finally came out. I never saw ANY evidence that this was a man! Phweeeew.(sigh of relief). Thanks RGB!

KeleFabulous
06 Sep 2007 02:05

Zhico: <<Do u guys noticed ukuthi umin ce njani on the first foto and probably 4got to pull it in again >>
tl tl tl tl tl tl huuuwiiiiieeee!!!

BS: <<it is DEFINITELY Linda...Tizozo is not that huge bathong....>>
hawu shuga...how wud u know how "huge" the man is???something u want to tell us?

Toxic
06 Sep 2007 02:05

LMAO XC!!!!! Imagine who's mama that would be if it was a woman!

KeleFabulous
06 Sep 2007 02:07

he he he Nonny...i'm starting to think u's a celebrity manje....ehehehhehe

Segololo
06 Sep 2007 03:21

Shhooooo!! Thank Gaaad!! I am uploading the original pics!!! Ha ha aha Linda Sibiya...

Guess what!! I got invited to the fresh & Fistaz Mixwell facebook party tonight!!! I am gonna have a blast!!! Pity I don't own a camera so I will just have to write about it with no pics!!!

Hopefully Linda doesn't pitch to look for moa!

Segololo
06 Sep 2007 03:44

Check out our fave DJ/Celeb Linda Sibiya in his pink Bonga!!!

Xhosa Chick
06 Sep 2007 03:48

Sego: u cant keep a secret. no can u?

Toxic
06 Sep 2007 04:07

Enjoy it Sego..just use yr cellphone to take pics of those offending dressers lol!!

monchooza
06 Sep 2007 04:21

now pls replace these pics with ones that have faces on them. phela mina izolo i caught i rgb late si i did not see the pic...pls tu

Segololo
06 Sep 2007 05:27

@monchooza: <<now pls replace these pics with ones that have faces on them>>

done! a long time ago... Check the RHS of my Oh moment screen

XC: I keep so many secrets... if you only knew... BUT I ain't telling!

Xhosa Chick
06 Sep 2007 05:32

Shocking. There are no under-age kids on TVSA, ne?

Xhosa Chick
06 Sep 2007 05:33

Where is his thingie? Bandaged down?

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