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Whats the craziest thing youve done @ work.

Written by GQ from the blog GQ Enquiry on 07 Sep 2007
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What’s the craziest thing you’ve done @ work.

Just got back from lunch & Damn I can’t believe what’s just happened. I’m so tipsy & trying so hard to be “normal” but I get the feeling that every1 around me can tell what I’ve been up to.

1. Have u ever been drunk at work?
2. Have u ever had an affair with a colleague? I must say this is purely for the widely experimental if u know what I mean.
3. Have u ever gotten naughty at work or on the work phone?

Sho izinto esi senzayo emsebenzini!!! Jah neh if walls had ears and they could talk they’d have so much to say...

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The GQ enquiry will not be held responsible for the things/madness written & shared on this blog.

77 Comments

K800i
07 Sep 2007 08:33

2. Have u ever had an affair with a colleague?---Yeap and i regret..Things didn't work out between us. he doesn't talk to me...it's crazy.

Xhosa Chick
07 Sep 2007 08:38

Since Im this serene, and "together" person, I can safely say Ive never done anything crazy at work ;)

Annonymous
07 Sep 2007 08:42

Nice topic GQ, I've never done anything crazy at work yet......................

Toxic
07 Sep 2007 08:45

1. Don't drink alcohol
2. Yes
3.Yes

mayo
07 Sep 2007 08:46

have done all 3, but my favourite is no 3 as i tend to have a way with clients on the phone and they end up giving me email addresses and no's, one wanted to travel all the way to SA-from the UK to see me,,,, still have some that i still lead on!!!

wish i was anonymous now!!

myname
07 Sep 2007 08:46

Sana it happened 2day i tought he is gone kanti he 4get something. Ndasuza loud & he shouted my name & say RHAAAAAAA . And the 2nd 1 i stole sugar & guess what? it was leaking from my bag bt i lied & i tell them that i bought it while i was out 4 lunch

babyjoe
07 Sep 2007 08:48

blogging while i am supposed to be working

2cool EC
07 Sep 2007 08:48

Tell me about it I know the feeling. OH GQ you just brought back memories.

Me I had an affair not exactly with a colleague but with somebody who worked next to our office and I was mad about him.

When things went wrong I cursed the day I fell in love with him, the bustard cheated on me it was like hell coz I loved him. But that was then its over now.

mayo
07 Sep 2007 08:49

oh the first 2 was at my previous work, but can't do those now coz im always on
tvsa!!

2cool EC
07 Sep 2007 08:50

LMAO @ myname. hi hi hi hi

mayo
07 Sep 2007 08:53

@my name uyandigqiba man!! he he he he

GQ
07 Sep 2007 08:55

yeah guys like blogging while u supposedly working eagerly on an an assignment that has long passed it's due date.

As for the dating a colleague part-NO COMMENT...

@myname-sugar gal? imagine being arrested for stealing sugar. Imagine sitting infront of a judge for stealing sugar ,how do u defend urself? imagine serving a jail sentence for suger? Gal white collar crime please andifuni uku-visitor U in jail for such petty crimes Lol...

Annonymous
07 Sep 2007 08:55

"blogging while i am supposed to be working " we're not crazy for blogging while we are suppose 2 b working, it's our coping mechanism.

monchooza
07 Sep 2007 08:56

mina once ngike ngachamela ezinkini emsebenzini i was drunk and did not feel like going to the loo...ooh and also ngake ngachamela kwi coffee mug ye boss yami ngoba he did not want me to go home early on a friday, so i chamelad his cup and left my mchamo there over the weekend ukuthi utreke ungene kahle kuma walls we cup lakhe, so that when ever he uses it he would look like a mampara, i still laugh at him even today when he uses his cup

lizzy14
07 Sep 2007 08:57

-I got drunk at work so many times but i don’t do it anymore (my work is more important and i think i've matured)
- i had affairs and i currently do have an affair now with some1 @ work (i remember i use to shag with this other guy at work in my office and this other time i forgot to log my office door and the security guy walked in iyooo we had to bribe him so he keeps quiet but i don’t think he did cos 2 weeks afta da scene almost every1 in the company knew)
-i guess i'm naught by nature cos being naughty in the phone for me make my day shorter and more enjoyable...

I use to be naughty but I’ve limited myself since the past 2 months hope it’ll last

Xhosa Chick
07 Sep 2007 08:59

Lizzy14, ur a wild child, yho!

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:02

I was invted to a Birthday lunch during working hours, i was getting drunk and my director told me to take water..how embarassing.

GQ
07 Sep 2007 09:05

@Lizzy14 i think i know who u r??????

myname
07 Sep 2007 09:07

Mna guys i think im addicted bt @ least my boss knows that i like joking. My previous job they caught drinking u-melk (milk) in the kitchen so she asked mi why r u doing this & its not the 1st time i c u. Yho wena i was so freaked imagine UXOSHELWA UBISI. I told her my doctor told mi 2 drink it everyday bcoz of my health. Shame on her she believed mi & i was lying.I know its wrong bt i just cant stop being naughty @ all my previous & new bossess luved mi. Bt im lucky i never have an affair at work

andi01
07 Sep 2007 09:08

I used 2 work for an NGO and i was an office manager, i was alone most of the time and would invite my boo (that mafacka) over for a quickie, and we'do do it on my bosses table, irespected mine.

Still on that job I dated dis guy who was on 6 month contract on 1 of our projects. But i hated de way he kissed and dumped him after 3 days, and yhooo dat man was stalking me and I had 2 leave work early and arrive late, he would be standing in his office and phone me i was so scared, but luckily aftre de contract ended he had 2 leave, dat was de worst, i told myself no more dating de colleuages

Toxic
07 Sep 2007 09:09

lol monchooza!!!! I once spit in my ex-boss' coffee!

cocktail
07 Sep 2007 09:09

Snicking through the internet when im suppose to be working

monchooza
07 Sep 2007 09:09

then GQ you must be the security guard!!!!!!!!!

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:11

Lady & Gents: Have u ever had a crush on ur boss/s?????...Coz i am ( i really like the guy but he's married)..

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:12

Toxic::::::Hayi bo!!!!!

myname
07 Sep 2007 09:21

@K800i sana i think u should stop that b4 its late otherwise u wil b hurt. Despite he is not a bachelor otherwise if he was bendizakuthi u go gil

Sam2sy
07 Sep 2007 09:21

YYYYYYYooooooohhhhhhhh, Guys, talk about doing the craziest and naughtiest things @ work, I think I will top all of you guys, I did it all, from shagging on my work desk, to shagging in every room @ ma work place to even having doing staff with CLIENTS, to having a fling with a colleague,CN U BELEIVE IT ????but since well Im in the entertainment ind. i guess it comes with the territory, eeeiiiiii we've got some fab bros out the bathong!!! Getting drunk @ work is even nt an issue nomore cause i drink with my boss and we talk a whole lot of b++l s$#@!! after then, oh ya i also pissed on the stair way in the office...

monchooza
07 Sep 2007 09:23

k800i that is just the worst one..... mina i have a huge crush on a client when ever eza to our offices i melt and offer my services like a mad dog. ngimenzela i coffee one after the other eish mara yena ngathi akaboni ukuthi ngiyazifela ngaye ucabanga ukuthi i am freindly nje

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:25

Myname....I like him too much. i wouldn't mind shagging him. i wish u were here to see what i'm talking about.
I even went on Google, i found interesting things stuff about him..

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:27

I become speechless in meetings., Uyababa..Moocho

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:28

I become speechless in meetings., Uyababa..Moocho

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:32

Ha ha ha...Tell him!!!!Mochooza

lizzy14
07 Sep 2007 09:37

@ GQ--Really??? how???

Weiss
07 Sep 2007 09:45

I was invted to a Birthday lunch during working hours, i was getting drunk and my director told me to take water..how embarassing.
Something like this happened to me - I had an all night party with a couple of clients and when I was supposed to go work the next day, everyone could see how drunk I was. I couldn't even get the work done the part that embarassed when the MD of the company said "I think you should go home".

Having an affair @ work - oh! that was an Oops! moment for me because thing did not work out the way I thought.

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:52

Weiss ... "with Having an affair @ work - oh! that was an Oops! moment for me because thing did not work out the way I thought"....Thez tension between mina and the guy. people are starting to notice.

monchooza
07 Sep 2007 09:55

have a fab weekend every one bhabay

K800i
07 Sep 2007 09:59

Bye!!!!

Weiss
07 Sep 2007 10:00

@K800i I know what you mean, because people started to notice - especially now there's a lot of tension! I was even asked if I would like a transfer sometime. Some people starting making up stories about us.

K800i
07 Sep 2007 10:08

Same with me...where are u @??? Weiss

Lady D
07 Sep 2007 10:16

I once attended Premiers Excellence Awards and my radio scooped an award,i was soo excited i had to celebrate.Not being high on alchol i consumed A LITTLE too much.Guys i fell from the stairs(if you know the escalators at Sandton Convenctional Centre)i fell from top and rolled all the way down.To cut the long story short...i was admitted for three days,and since then..NO MORE DRINKING AT WORK for me!!!!

njabuloz1
07 Sep 2007 10:56

lol talking about drinking at work, i used to drink with my boss during work hours

Sam2sy
07 Sep 2007 12:01

@ njabuloz1, LOL, siyafana mina nawe... Drinking with our bosses damn!!!

Tshd21
09 Sep 2007 10:33

After 2 years of being in the same position (absolutely nowhere!), treated like a very black isht that will always come second as long as a white person is around, slaving, even on weekends for peanuts and no contract what-so-ever (2 yrs people). I was gatvol. So I figured out a perfect way to resign.
Since I had no contract, I was not clawed to the 1 month notice isht. And since my ex-boss was a bastard, I also had to wait for month end so that I leave with my salary.
The perfect plan: Pay day, dress to kill, enter the office and hand in my letter of resignation with immediate effect. Of-course I needed some serious attitude, so my good old Castle Lite did not disappoint. I came in, drunk and in high heels, resigned and walked out! The bastard had a nerve to tell me that my immediate effect resignation was very "unproffesional". Need I remind you that Castle Lite definetely made my lips lighter, so everything that came out of my mouth was an absolute slip of tongue, not my fault.
PS: do not burn bridges when you resign but if o na le pelo e nnyane go tshwana le yaka, eish, kgetsi ya letswai bagaetsho!!!

ngwana
10 Sep 2007 02:50

Well i was naughty with one of the guys I work with when we where at the Loeries and now we cant even look at each other.

then the drinking, last Sunday i went to that hip hop thing with Kieth Murray and i didnt sleep cause we partied all night got home at 6 showered and went to work. i had to pretend i had hectic period pains cause i has falling asleep by 9. They bought it cause i looked like S*#t anyway.

Xhosa Chick
10 Sep 2007 02:54

Ngwana, and the Loeries have a tendency of making people become really wild...

Xhosa Chick
10 Sep 2007 02:58

I just heard something disturbing about John Legend...

BEACHGAL
10 Sep 2007 03:23

ohh yes!!!! numbers 1,2;3 actually im doing number 2 at the moment, the thought that u might get caught i what interests me and to make it more interesting is that we could do it at a suitable venue but we just dont want to, i guess.

Dimago
10 Sep 2007 03:27

What have you heard XC?

Ye Bhuti
10 Sep 2007 03:30

Yhaaaa ladies and gents niyandigqiba...as for you myname and Lizzy14 you just made my day

1. no
2. yes , currently...but know she comes to my desk all the time...and i don't like it anymore...
3. not really...my co has got this open plan business so andina chance of doing that.

sesikavincent
10 Sep 2007 03:30

i dated this guy at work.........we shared the office and we will chat on email the whole day, it went well until i changed jobs......i also once dodged work and came back just before shayile time and no one noticed

Annonymous
10 Sep 2007 03:33

LMAO at Tshd 21, u are unbelievable.......but I must say that was a grand exit.

Zhico
10 Sep 2007 03:35

I so much want to share bt i know the person I was naughty with might be reading and oooh my friends are so gonna be curious...no2
There's just nothing going on now and no strings attached

@XC ...what about John legend

Toodecent
10 Sep 2007 03:38

I once drank all night slept and woke up still drunk...eish di hartees...! I was drunk at work the whole day that the cleaning ladies made me coffee all the time and lotsa water luckily around 1 I was starting to be sober. Whats funny is the big boss did see I was drunk and he kept on saying more coffee for me ehehehe he didnt say a thing till today.

belz
10 Sep 2007 03:41

LSHIHTDSWTCD @ all your comments!!!! kwakwakwa, yho guys yu are terrible!!!! i've neva done anything this dispeakable. monchooza, undiqgibile!!!

babyjoe
10 Sep 2007 03:44

I once attended Premiers Excellence Awards and my radio scooped an award,i was soo excited i had to celebrate..

are you revealing something here, Lady D!!!!!!!

Xhosa Chick
10 Sep 2007 03:47

Something about his gender orientation

Enid Blyton
10 Sep 2007 03:54

As in wake waba female...?????

Zhico
10 Sep 2007 03:55

@ XC I would not be surprised

Direre
10 Sep 2007 03:55

Well i have never been naughty at work although my first job was being a secretary to my ex (who started a law firm), lets' just say, the girlfriend was always at work checking the coast.....

let me just say if i wanted to %#&% my ex i would have done that but i have my dignity.....

belz
10 Sep 2007 04:02

There is always wine and beer in the fridge at one of our boardrooms, so whenever i get irritated or pissed which happens like everyday, i get a cooldrink bottle a yellow one and help myself nobody eva notices.

Foxy gal
10 Sep 2007 04:17

@ XC I heard he was gay that all !! is there anything else?

Direre
10 Sep 2007 04:22

I always steal stationery at work...but who hasn't????

Cya
10 Sep 2007 04:38

Iyho guys zange ndahleka kangaka, izinto enizenzayo! Mna blogging at work and sleeping of course. But I was told that if my boss finds me sleeping I should lift my head slowly and say " in Jesus' name I pray Amen." I hope it works.

monchooza
10 Sep 2007 04:40

mina i just borrow office stationary and forget to take it back to the office........so thats not stealing cause azange nginyonyobe

Xhosa Chick
10 Sep 2007 04:47

Cya : LMAO! @ the praying thing

belz
10 Sep 2007 04:50

Cya: hihihihi, i know tht i've done it and he beleived me, just tell them that you have enormous propblems you jsut felt like praying.

Zhico
10 Sep 2007 04:52

Ha ha ha Cya...Amen to that gal...any1 mxit etoilet

Monchooza --Thats polite stealing ...uyayi robber le companny yakho

XC can u plz tell now

Xhosa Chick
10 Sep 2007 04:57

That he's into men. Ive heard it before, but now, its being said la way!

pat
10 Sep 2007 05:23

ijo u guys r funny!!!

Gucci
10 Sep 2007 05:37

Eish aboJohn Legend.....what a waist!!!!!!

I heard some disturbing News that Elvovo (Thokozani Ndlovu) and his other two friends were involved in a Car Accident and one guy died whose name is DJ Buda(Sibusiso Mnyandu). Lvovo and the 3rd guy are in Hospital.

I hope that they get well.
And yes, this is from a reliable source :-(

Mopakistan
19 Sep 2007 09:20

well guys i hope u dont think im a freak or anything but there was a time i got so horny i went to the ladies to play with myself.....sum1 almost caught me but thank God i had locked myself in.

sjura
18 Mar 2009 14:02

LMAO at C'ya i shud try doing that i always feel like sleeping after lunch and that's exactly how m feeling manje...

sjura
18 Mar 2009 14:07

Cya: hihihihi, i know tht i've done it and he beleived me, just tell them that you have enormous propblems you jsut felt like praying...........hay nawe Belz u encouraging this prayer thing...i cant stop lafing at this ....tjoo abantu banamacebo shem..

J-Girl
18 Mar 2009 14:22

sjura kutheni nje sisi wam uphendula i article ya 2yrs ago?
yo i wonda watshona phi uXhosa Chick...

sjura
18 Mar 2009 14:25

XC muved to the suburbs gal....lol.........was checking out a friend's profile and I came across this article ndayifunda and iyandihlekisa qha le pis ka Amen...

J-Girl
23 Mar 2009 13:29

lol@ moving to the suburbs,
she must never everr!!!

Loreal
07 Aug 2009 15:21

1.No,actually i don't drink alcohol
2. No but i'll love to
3 No,but the customers are alwayz naughty but what can ido the customer is alwayz right

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