The world is such a mysterious place…
Why is it…
1. The most educated (usually has more than one degree, has a masters or Phd) men are the ugliest? Think about it for a second before you take offense, if you fall in this category you should be open minded enough to see the humour in this…
2. The most esthetically pleasing people are the dumbest & so unapologetic about being completely clueless because their looks have always paved their way?
3. The wealthiest people are so humble and never advertise their wealth? Old money please teach new money how this is done. While…
4. The richest people are always in your face and start every sentence with my this & my that…?
5. The most stupid people are the loudest? (“empty vessels make the loudest noise” comes to mind). They love hearing the sound of their ever intrusive voice
6. The shyest people are the most conceited? News flash people have their own issues to deal with & aren’t always worried about you. The earth won’t stop spinning if you decide to loosen up & stop being so concerned what others think of u because chances are they don’t even know you-you haven’t given them a chance to.
7. People who give others flack on how English should be spoken & written aren’t English speaking & majoring in English literature. Instead it’s abo-darkie who would rather be fluent in English than their own mother tongue & don’t give a second thought if their kids, friends or family members mispronounce an African word/name and rather see that as cute..! Gees we South Africans are so progressive Biko would be so proud of us (NOT).
8. Women who date/have dated married/involved/committed men at some point in their lives think it’s ok when they are doing it but as soon as the tables have turned they forget that they too once voluntarily agreed to being the other woman.
9 & 10. Men who cheat have a steady woman/wife at home and don’t consider that maybe their makhwapeni is someone else’s woman/wife and that this potentially translates to various cross infections occurring finally resulting in an endless cycle of infection & re-infection. & Then there’s more unhappiness & broken marriages & broken homes & abuse of all sorts & twisted mindsets of kids growing up believing it’s ok to sleep around and have boys take pics of your vjayjays & naked videos of u while they look on & u think you’re a hero. I know I got carried away but it just goes to show how F*ed our world has become.
Nuf said
Actually the world is not as mysterious as we make it out to be…really now is it?
PS: What other observations have you made about people & the world in general????