Lerato's eviction was so eye stabblingly boring I sat on my couch with that floozy-eyed look she gets as it happened.
I know she was an idiot sexing with the Max slut and ganging up with him but other than that I don't know what she's supposed to have done that warranted her getting nominated in the first place, let alone voted out.
Also - it's hardly like she's been alone in ganging up - every housemate's done it, except unlike her they've never had a moment of being as upfront about it - which she had on Thursday night after Ofunneka and Fakewu's return.
When they all immediately divided up in two gangs to gossip about each other she was the only one out of all them who said: "Come on let's go inside and talk to them about it."
The most irritating thing is now that she's gone all we have to look forward to is Ofunneka looking after three married couples who aren't aware that the last thing in the world they want is to get to the end with each other - if they really want the cash instead of marraige that is.
I fully reckon that if one of the couples end up as the final two, the loser could justifiably demand half the winnings - as in a divorce settlement. Imagine how fun a post-BB courtcase would be - if one sued the other to share it with a claim that they would never have made it without them.
This probs won't happen though - my guess is that it's going to be Ofunneka up against someone else and I can't wait for the moment of seeing what happens to their better halves (I use the term loosely natch) when it happens. Meanwhile we're going to have to throttle ourselves by sitting through things as they are now and can look forward to the following action:
1. Code and Boreen clinging to each other in between crying and bickering (without any screaming even) about being ignored by the other.
2. The Anaconda slithering over Fakewu while his head gets bigger.
3. Richianna in e.tv's late night fliks, with petty fights in between.
4. Tatiana's boobs.
5. Ofunneka organising the house.
And that's it. I mean without Lerato there are so many things that aren't possibilities any more like:
1. Even though she had an alliance with Kwaku and Bertha she wasn't part of a couple which means if she'd stayed her story could have taken all sorts of directions.
2. Now there's no-one else to challenge Richard about him having two wives and making his real world wife suffer so he can get ahead in the show.
3. No-one else will ever call the housemates the sorts of names they need to be called - like when she called Richard Dreadlock Boy.
4. No-one else in the house sees through Fakewu the way she did the very first night they arrived. Since the start she's said he's a bullshitter and we all feel the same way so it would have been entertaining to see if she called him out on it at a point where it didn't matter like it has since they ganged up.
5. While there is still Bertha to a degree, there's no one else to guffaw at when they make fashion choices that are so bad you can't believe they're being serious. Did you see her at that Channel O party they had?? It was too impossible to believe that yellow belt was for real.
6. There's no-one else to inspire such abandon and confidence in being a big chick.
7. There's no-one else who's strong enough to hold Kwaku or any of the guys down so they can pull off their pants. Did you see the incident on Friday with her, Tatiana and Bertha pulling his boxers off? It was hysterical - Kwaku got so stressed about it that once he'd managed to get them up he immediately put on a flowing robe.
The list just goes on and on ... what's to be done to spice things up? Who needs to go next to ensure that we don't fall asleep while we wait to get to the final three?
If Bertha's up against anyone I suspect it'll automatically be her but now that Lerato's gone I don't want it to be. Even though she's part of a couple, she's a pain in the butt in the extreme and annoys everyone all of the time which is why she needs to stay.
If she goes Kwaku's going to end up with Ofunneka and as we know, all they do is play Monopoly together. We seriously need a shake up of things and I reckon the only way for it happen is if someone else besides her goes next. What we ideally need first is a double eviction to get rid of Code and Boreen as quickly as possible at the same time.
PS: Lerato's mom seemed sweet didn't you think?