Different types of friends
The needy friend
She is always in need of a shoulder to cry on.O dula a na le mathata. Your number is on speed dial on her cell, if it’s not the boyfriend issues, its work issues. The funny thing about the needy friend is, she Never takes your advice, but is forever asking for it!!!But because you are a good friend, you still have her number.
“The fun friend”
Eish, this one is a good friend to have, she is always happy, and knows how to have a good time. She probably does not have a boyfriend, cos she is too busy having fun instead of spending time with her man!!But that’s aight.She the type of friend who calls you at 3 in the morning and says:”Chomi, get dressed…We are going out!!! I love this friend.
The” hooochie mama” friend
The only stories this friend ever tells involve her getting laid!!!She has a new man every Monday. She is out clubbing every night, does not have a job, but uses the latest Samsung phone(that’s cos she has a man at Vodacom)LOL.The not so nice thing about this friend is,everytime you are together, people think you are a ho too!!!Generally, she is a nice person.
The blonde friend
This one is such a sweetheart, so clueless. You blow into one ear, and the air comes out of the other ear. You have to repeat everything you say, otherwise she’ll be lost. The nice thing about her is when the other friends are gossiping about Earth, and forget to mention that she must not tell Earth, Earth will find out.
The "mother" friend
You have to keep on reminding her that she is not your mom. The first thing she says when she gets to your place is:”Why are the things lying around on the floor, are you smoking again”??She is just too much, and Lord knows, you do not want to visit her, ever!!Imagine, you take off your shoes when you get to her place, cos she “just cleaned the floor”, Over-all, she’s an okay friend to have cos she is your “voice of reason”
The" klypto" friend
Lord knows why you are still friends with her, but you just are. Things just go missing when she’s around. The funny thing is, she always owns something identical to yours that you suddenly cannot find anymore, but rest assured, if you bought yours ko PEP, hers is from Edgars!!!She also has a tendency to steal her friends’ boyfriends too, she just sick…
The broke friend
She just always broke, she probably earns the same as you, but she is just always broke. This one needs to be enrolled for a financial management module (as x-mas pressie)
The best friend
You have probably known this friend from primary school; she is more like a sister. She knows your uncle’s brother’s wife’s dog’s name. She knows everything there is to know about you. You mother always asks you about her, why she doesn’t call her to find out is just beyond me!!
This is my first article,so hope you like it...I'd like to hear about other types of buddies out there!!
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