“Birds do it bees do it, even educated fools do it” so ring the lines of a classic tune, but what is this “IT” that seems to be done by everyone? It’s mating; yes mating the one past time shared solely by dolphins and humans for recreational purposes, wait hang on this is not a National Geographic article. Mating as it’s technically known, AKA “knocking boots” has taken on a whole new format. No longer is a case of boy meets girl , boy wine’s & dine’s girl, then maybe just maybe boy gets invited inside for the proverbial “cup of coffee” , no mam these days it seems dating has taken a backseat when it comes to mating, and I mean why not? In this techno age that we find ourselves in where everything from banking, to shopping is done simpler better faster, why should the oldest past time that is accessible to everyone, regardless of gender or ethnicity, with a partner ( unless of course you in to “going at it solo we know everybody does/has at some point!’ ). Why not also join the ranks of the simpler better faster game.
So we’ve established that going on a date is no longer a prerequisite to mate, and why is that so, I hear you ponder. Well simply put it’s because there are now different kinds of mating, there is the “Sex, with the Ex” (which the late Christopher Wallace popularised) this is the kind that is allegedly said to be made spectacular, because for obvious reasons, both parties know which buttons to press so to speak. Then there’s the “Shag Buddy’ who is precisely that, someone, who you know, but really don’t know, you know the kind you wouldn’t call on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE, because you don’t really have that much insight into their intellectual abilities, outside the bedroom that is. Then there is my personal favourite, Friends With Benefits, yes you read right , Friends With Benefits, AKA Abangani aba sizanayo , this is the friend who is your friend and probably knows more about you than you could ever imagine, the one you don’t have to put on sexy lingerie for, the one who heard you rant and rave about your current/ex partner ( I am in no way endorsing promiscuity). The great advantage about this is that you are never made to feel shy or bashful around them after ‘doing the deed’ (after the first time of course) and you never have to worry about aboShwashwi finding out, and if they do then it just means the other party was never your friend to begin with which just lowers them to the other class Shag buddy. The list is endless, from office shenanigans, to patient doctor relations.
No longer is mating confined to the bedroom either, the way everything is so super fast these days people are barely making it out of club’s and other public arena’s. Perhaps the prospect of being caught and the thrill that comes with it is what dares us to find unconventional places to execute the deed.
Article written by Ditebogo Diale
Posted by dudu, with permission :)
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