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What am I?

Written by Tynt! from the blog Lets play!! on 07 Mar 2008
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I will post a riddle, and the person to get it right will post his/hers!!

How does one know if the answer is correct?

The Person who posted the Question must announce who got it right, immediately after seeing the correct answers.


Riddle from Tynt 2day:


What gets wetter the more it dries?

177 Comments

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 06:41

Face cloth?

What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?

Tynt!
07 Mar 2008 06:43

Wrong answer!!

Still doin my maths on ur Q lol!

sponono
07 Mar 2008 06:45

What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common? 


they are all numbers....LOL

what is it that I have to open the blanket, unveil the hair and start eating!!!!

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 06:45

How do u come up with all these games Tynt???.....*apologies for being off-topic, I will play once u have answered question.........LOL*

Tynt!
07 Mar 2008 06:47

A remainder, when all devided by 5

Cande
07 Mar 2008 06:48

they are all numbers....LOL   ROFL

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 06:48

@ sponono...
 Wrong answer!!!!!!!!!!!funny though.

what is it that I have to open the blanket, unveil the hair and start eating!!!!

Do u have to use your snail when eating after unveiling? ha ha ha ha ha ha

Tynt!
07 Mar 2008 06:48

He he he Nonny!

I play a lot...

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 06:49

A remainder, when all devided by 5? dont get it

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 06:50

What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
When turned upside down all three numbers still read the same.

I've got no riddle

sponono
07 Mar 2008 06:51

Vutmi......depends on what you want to use.to eat..hi hi hi..here's the hint...it has somethin beany like....LOL.....WHAT IS IT

Tynt!
07 Mar 2008 06:52

11/5 = 2.2
69/5= 13.8
88/5= 17.6

Tryin 2 xplain my answer, even thou its wrong

sponono
07 Mar 2008 06:52

Mhoyame...When turned upside down all three numbers still read the same

ok i might agree with you BUT what about 11 when turned upside down..(the typed 11) looks different with those caps....hi hi hi hi LOL

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 06:54

@tynt    What gets wetter the more it dries? ....A Towel

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?


sponono
07 Mar 2008 06:54

Tynt!.....Tryin 2 xplain my answer, even thou its wrong

so basically  its a wrong answer...LOL

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 06:55

what is it that I have to open the blanket, unveil the hair and start eating!!!!
Mango

Lerata
07 Mar 2008 06:56

 Towel

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 06:56

What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common? 

@ Mphonyana well done!
@ Tynt! u r soooo wrong...ha ha ha ha WTF?

sponono
07 Mar 2008 06:57

Best-Achiever:what gets wetter the more it dries..TOWEL   

scuz me..well mina my towel certainly DRIES for GOOD. till used again     .thank you very much..try again   NOT CONVINCED

and NO one gets MY riddle...haawu bakwethu  you cleva'z nje!!!!

andi01
07 Mar 2008 06:57

what is it that I have to open the blanket, unveil the hair and start eating!!!!,
MEALIES!!!!!!

Lerata
07 Mar 2008 06:57

Ok I am lost????

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 06:58

@ sponono

what is it that I have to open the blanket, unveil the hair and start eating

Coconut?

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:00

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? huh???????
is it an Egg?

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:00

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Tynt!
07 Mar 2008 07:01

@spnono: what is it that I have to open the blanket, unveil the hair and start eating!!!!
 Milie?'
@ bestA: Wrong answer: correct answer is ICE

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:01

well DONE andi01...you can send ten blank replies for giving the right answa

Le Good Gal
07 Mar 2008 07:03

A Shadow

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:03

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? huh???????
is it an Egg? 

@Vutumi Nope ... you can cook an egg with  the otside mos

@Sponono ... have a closer look at the edge of your towel broe when it dries

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:03

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I
Brains

I go in hard and dry and come out wet and floppy

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:04

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

CHICKEN

Lerata
07 Mar 2008 07:04

what gets wetter the more it dries- sponge

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 07:05

Pipi

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:05

@ bestA: Wrong answer: correct answer is ICE

@tynt ... what dries in a ICE? .. dont get it

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:06

What is a snake surrounded by whtie stones in a dark cave

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:06

I go in hard and dry and come out wet and floppy

Mr Bodloza's tokoloz...ha ha ha ha

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:06

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? huh???????
You throw away the outside - sheep skin
cook the inside-Meat
throw away the inside-Bones

Segololo
07 Mar 2008 07:07

Best-achiever - i know the answer but can't remember now...

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:07

..Best-A. what dries in a ICE? .. dont get it

angithi its a ridle...so the word DRY is used instead of MELT...(thats my interpretation anyways)

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:08

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:08

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:09

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

CHICKEN
@Vutumi .... CORRECT

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I
Brains

@Andi01 .... WRONG the correct answer is NOSE

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:09

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
My favourite book, cheque book

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:10

Best Achiver
@Sponono ... have a closer look at the edge of your towel broe when it dries

TRUST ME IT DRIES COMPLETELY even at the edges.....LOL  one thing it doesnt do is get wetter.....i think ICE is the right answer

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:11

What is the only word in a dictionary that has the longest distance between the first letter and the last letter.

*If you get this right I'll buy you six Castle lagers, and 10's of rothmans mild

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:13

I go in hard and dry and come out wet and floppy-  when you dunk a biscuit in tea

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:13

Think bout these .... im out of here ...see you on Monday

1. Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I? 

2. I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I? 

3.The dirtier i get, the whitier i become  ... what am i?

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:13

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

@ andi01...ehh...wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 07:15

"I go in hard and dry and come out wet and floppy"
A toothbrush..........*for the clean mind*
A penis.......*for the dirty mind*

Which is which, I know one has to be the one Andi01????

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:15

and the last one

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:16

Best Achiever you telling me when the nose gets dry  it gets more WET...haaaikhona...ngiyaphika......I havent had a wet nose since my last flu  and when I used that sniff sniff thing it dried and NEVA got wet again  think about it its  ICE  when it melts it becomes water until its a pudle

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:19

Nonny....A toothbrush..........*for the clean mind* 

ngeke ngiyaphika...MY toothbrush CERTAINLY DOESNT come out Sloopy....wet maybe  but NEVA sloppy.

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:20

SMILES

@andi01...you better start stocking. here are my demands

- dont do castle lager...make it 2 bottles of kahlua
- 2 tubs of smooth scoop woolies ice cream
- 1 bottle of vodka
- 2 packs of dunhill menthol fine-cut
- a gallon of ice.
will send u my address. hi hi hi hi hi

oh dont 4get a lighter!

Renegade
07 Mar 2008 07:20

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A phone book?

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

Best-Achiever
07 Mar 2008 07:21

@ Sponono ... my answer to that question was A TOWEL

and my answer to this question
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What  am i
was NOSE

so i dont know what you are on about here
Best Achiever you telling me when the nose gets dry it gets more WET...haaaikhona...ngiyaphika......I havent had a wet nose since my last flu and when I used that sniff sniff thing it dried and NEVA got wet again think about it its ICE when it melts it becomes water until its a pudle

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:22

@ andi01 BTW answer to 
What is the only word in a dictionary that has the longest distance between the first letter and the last letter.
 

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:24

In the morning I walk with 4 legs
during the day I walk with 2 
in the evening i walk with 3
Who am I

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
people

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 07:25

What is the only word in a dictionary that has the longest distance between the first letter and the last letter? 

SMILES - there's a mile between the S's

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:25

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A phone book? 

@ Renegade....CORRECT!

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? 

 'AND'

monchooza
07 Mar 2008 07:25

Its elastic@ andi01. when are we meeting for my Windhoeks(6) and Dunhills(20)

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 07:26

What is the only word in a dictionary that has the longest distance between the first letter and the last letter. 

SMILES

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:26

OK ..BEST -A  i didnt notice my baad

Vutmi...how did you get this RARE information about letter distances in words  and all...telll me..you couldnt have ploughed thru the dictionery in coupla minutes...LOL

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 07:26

"ngeke ngiyaphika...MY toothbrush CERTAINLY DOESNT come out Sloopy....wet maybe but NEVA sloppy." @ Sponza.......mximmmmmmm 1003 times!!!

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:26

@Vutmi What is the only word in a dictionary that has the longest distance between the first letter and the last letter. SMile
 well done girl, you deserve a round of applaus

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:28

yesssse you bloggers a cleva'z neh!!!   I must send you join MENSA all y'all

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:28

In the morning I walk with 4 legs
during the day I walk with 2
in the evening i walk with 3
Who am I

human being - from baby to adulthood.

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 07:28

AHH MPHOYAME THOT I SAID IT FIRST 

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:30

 @ Monchooza, whwere de hell have u been (in menzi ngubane's voice) i missed u brooer and ke i had to drink all da  Windhoeks(6) and Dunhills(20) (rothmans mild), my self.

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:30

LOL@ Nonny ncifaring too mash....GIRL answa the damn ridles dont take chances here!!!!!!  You wont join Mensa like that

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:31

Vutmi...how did you get this RARE information about letter distances in words and all...telll me..you couldnt have ploughed thru the dictionery in coupla minutes...LOL

will tell you later...relax!!!

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 07:31

@Vutmi What is the only word in a dictionary that has the longest distance between the first letter and the last letter. SMile
well done girl, you deserve a round of applaus

I thought I answered first, you can give them to her I don't drink nor smoke.

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:31

Yhey yhey Vutmi,  you reading my mind as if you reading a book (in my best Jim carey' voice)

Renegade
07 Mar 2008 07:32

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

'AND'

Correct Vutmi

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:33

The one who makes me will sell me
The one who buys me wont use me
The one that use me, wont see me
Wie is ek?

belz
07 Mar 2008 07:33

hahaha

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:34

well done girl, you deserve a round of applaus...

@ andi01...dont you well done me, deliver!!! check out my list up there...lol 

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?

J-Girl
07 Mar 2008 07:35

@ Best Achiever - 
no. 1 is the letter U!
tell me i'm wrong

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 07:36

The one who makes me will sell me
The one who buys me wont use me
The one that use me, wont see me 

A coffin

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:36

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left? 
9, duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:37

The one who makes me will sell me
The one who buys me wont use me
The one that use me, wont see me

A coffin

@ Mphoyame- once again, correct my blood

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:38

hawu Mphonyane... i got it first!!!!! banna!!!! 

Yhey yhey Vutmi, you reading my mind as if you reading a book (in my best Jim carey' voice)....i have a dirty secret...

Mphoyame
07 Mar 2008 07:38

O tsobile it's 8

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:39

I take a shower after s**, to prevent HIV
Ingabe ngiwubani????????

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 07:39

"A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?"

The answer is NINE..........tell me I'm, mense material now Sponza!!!

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:40

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 07:41

All 17 sheep died, except 9, so the answer is NINE right???? Come on Vutim answer me???

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:41

@Vutmi

- dont do castle lager...make it 2 bottles of kahlua
- 2 tubs of smooth scoop woolies ice cream
- 1 bottle of vodka
- 2 packs of dunhill menthol fine-cut
- a gallon of ice.
  kwa kkwa kwa, in your dream!!!!, hi! hi !

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:42

take a shower after s**, to prevent HIV
Ingabe ngiwubani????????

that will be my pervet uncle z...lol

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:42

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!!!!

monchooza
07 Mar 2008 07:43

@andi01. school work is make me go crazy....phela sengimdala for school

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 07:44

"I take a shower after s**, to prevent HIV
Ingabe ngiwubani????????"
 
LOL Andi u are Jacob Zuma...........*and I pray to God that is not a confession....LOL*

monchooza
07 Mar 2008 07:44

@vutmi = numbers

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:45

All 17 sheep died, except 9, so the answer is NINE right???? Come on Vutim answer me???
@ Nonny Wow, girl, well done????? u deserve a lolly and a snail....lol
Nonny is a genious, Nonny is a Genious...Nonny is a Genious...

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:46

LOL Andi u are Jacob Zuma...........*and I pray to God that is not a confession. @ Nonny, oh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.llllllllll
No oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, child how can u insult me like that, you neen jesus in ur life child . ROTFLOL

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:47

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!!!!

well done once again andi01...u r not off the hook. still want my staff or i'll sue.

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:48

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:49

"If I was a president, i would make you prominent, but ngiculi kwaito, ngicelukunikuthando"

Who said this, (answer correct, win a date with him/ her)

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:50

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All (Alles), (Zonke), (Rotle)

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:50

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All (Alles), (Zonke), (Rotle)

sponono
07 Mar 2008 07:51

andio1....Mzambiya....LOL nooooooo I donnt want a date with hi  eh eh

azHOT
07 Mar 2008 07:54

on a friday you want to take me back to school? hha-a maan.

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:55

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All (Alles), (Zonke), (Rotle)

@ andi01...okay...okay...heard you the first time, dont have to double up on me. CORRECT

@ sponono...You can actually go on a date with mzambiya and use him as bait for those girls who altyd go vir die other friend. (and you'll be the othe friend!!!) 

monchooza
07 Mar 2008 07:55

Vutmi am i right or just right, four and five are numbers

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 07:56

"@ Nonny Wow, girl, well done????? u deserve a lolly and a snail....lol"...........@ Vutumi............DH is up by 66c so right now I could do with a year's free supply (Menthol Lights to be specific, the green pack just to make sure no mistakes are made.........LOL)

And now why the others are quiet when there's a bit of brain stimulation, khulumani njengoba nisuke nithetha umbhedo.........LOL........jus kidding,everybody has the right to silence, even if u are normally talkative............LOL

andi01
07 Mar 2008 07:56

LOL @ Sponono, wrong, haysuka wena you are sooooo funny, a promise you. ROTFLOL

I am your mother and fathers child, I am neither your brother nor your sister, 
Who am I
*(pls guys I am not Tony Blair, courtesy of Dubya)

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 07:57

What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?

nice
07 Mar 2008 07:57

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

one= Feb

I go in hard and dry and come out wet and floppy

teabag?

Toxic
07 Mar 2008 07:59

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 

12

sponono
07 Mar 2008 08:00

I take a shower after s**, to prevent HIV ....
.(maybe this person used a condom  and is just hygienic..and thats just NOt mentioned in the "ridle" LOL)    naah the answa is NOT ZUMA...its any self-respecting male

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:00

Vutmi am i right or just right, four and five are numbers

@ monchooza you are right 4 and 5 are numbers, but the answer i was looking 4 is 9.

am your mother and fathers child, I am neither your brother nor your sister,
Who am I 

ME???

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:02

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

one= Feb 

@ nice... not so nice answer....wrong. The answer is 12, they all have day 28.

felfel
07 Mar 2008 08:09

What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed? 

Answer: suicide?

felfel
07 Mar 2008 08:13

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:15

Now you see me!!!!!!!!, Now you dont
Ke mang?

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:16

What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?

Answer: suicide? 

correct

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

One to finish the job.

Lerata
07 Mar 2008 08:16

felfe - one

sponono
07 Mar 2008 08:16

Vutmi...(and you'll be the other friend!!!)    

unfortunately that "scrub" role has always failed to appeal to me..you know these guys who sit on the front passenger sit with elbow on the window lean  and they are the ones calling for girls than the car owner and they hve this look like they are being chauffeured (sp)  eish NOT me....LOL

sponono
07 Mar 2008 08:17

Now you see me!!!!!!!!, Now you dont

MY TINY DICK...HI HI HI HI

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:18

If I was a president, i would make you prominent, but ngiculi kwaito, ngicelukunikuthando"
Zola, line taken from the song (STARS)

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:18

Now you see me!!!!!!!!, Now you dont 

@ andi01....isnt that a movie title?

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:19

@ Sponono Now you see me!!!!!!!!, Now you dont

MY TINY DICK...HI HI HI HI,  yhaa right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:19

@ Sponono Now you see me!!!!!!!!, Now you dont

MY TINY DICK...HI HI HI HI,  yhaa right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

myname
07 Mar 2008 08:19

kanti vele vele whats going on. Hayi today i was in prison guys & im going home. Its been a long day. Have a Happy Weekend & Myname luvs u Big Time. Be safe & Be good. Byyyyyeeeeeeeee

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 08:20

"Now you see me!!!!!!!!, Now you dont"
Eishkom............electricity Andi??????????

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:20

Who is the father of Abraham's son ?

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:20

MY TINY DICK...HI HI HI HI...LOL

R u talking about the snail????????

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:21

@ Nonny Eishkom............electricity Andi??????????,  well done by actually,. 

FLEA/ FLEE ( islungu siyabhida, intakumba man)

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:22

Who is the father of Abraham's son ?
@ andi01....DOUBLE DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHabraham of course

sponono
07 Mar 2008 08:24

YEAH Vutmi     a rather tiny -"  you know like a prem baby snailHI HI HI HI HI

felfel
07 Mar 2008 08:24

Who is the father of Abraham's son ? Abraham

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:25

I have eleven helpers and R 2 million/month supervisor yet i run around lyk 11 headless chickens. who am i? 

felfel
07 Mar 2008 08:26

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

One to finish the job.  Correct

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:27

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:28

YEAH Vutmi a rather tiny -" you know like a prem baby snailHI HI HI HI HI
@ sponono....ha ha ha ha You should and you MUST borrow 50grand from Khanyi and Hubby to hav it enlarged...ha

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:28

have eleven helpers and R 2 million/month supervisor yet i run around lyk 11 headless chickens. who am i? 

Santa Claus

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 08:30

Cheers people, have a fabulous weekend..............*don't do anything I wouldn't do........so I guess that doesn't leave u with much not to do........(wink wink)*

Username
07 Mar 2008 08:30

He who made it never used it, he who bought it never used it and he who used it never saw it? What am I?

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:31

PPL ANSA ME PLZ WHY WOULD IT B A CRIME TO TAKE MY LIFE?????

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:32

have eleven helpers and R 2 million/month supervisor yet i run around lyk 11 headless chickens. who am i?

Santa Claus...ha ha ha..LOL... u hayi andi01 some imagination you hav. 
I'll give you a clue..two years ago i didnt get a point and this year i got 2. who am i?

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:33

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:38

YI LUNCH NE DINNER

SO ABT SUICIDE PPL PLZ IV HEARD THIS B4 BUT THOT IT WAS A JOKE.......IS IT A JOKE?

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:39

I'll give you a clue..two years ago i didnt get a point and this year i got 2. who am i?
 Patrice Motsepe???????????????????

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:41

@ mazemnyama...i think they treat it as murder, since u r taking someone's life. even if its your life. why are you so eager? you r not planniing to take your life now, are you?????

mabhebheza
07 Mar 2008 08:43

@Vutmi answer 2the one who runs around like headless chicken
3sum
Somizi
Kelly khumalo

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:43

I'll give you a clue..two years ago i didnt get a point and this year i got 2. who am i?
Patrice Motsepe??????????????????? LMAO

Oh come now and01, what points did motsepe get now. ok here's another clue: I am useless. what am i?

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara i

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be guest

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be guest speakers

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be guest speakers wanna

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be guest speakers wanna break

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be guest speakers wanna break record

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:45

skawara if i am will invite all of yall to be guest speakers wanna break record for

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:46

month?

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:47

k never mind i think i should go home and take some keyboard/computer management classes.

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:50

month?
@ andi01...hayi i give up...its Bafana Bafana..eish mara andi01

Nonny
07 Mar 2008 08:51

Mazemnyama God bless you child............I am very worried about u.............LOL

andi01
07 Mar 2008 08:55

@Vutmi,Ouccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh,  you should have said, I love being chowed by the foreigners then I would know, but ke dont blame me I aint a huge fan of Babalawa Babalwa

mazemnyama
07 Mar 2008 08:55

blive me when i say i never thot it would happen to me....... (shaking my head in disbelief)

mabhebheza
07 Mar 2008 08:57

whose finger has been stuck on the enter key????????

Vutmi
07 Mar 2008 08:59

@Vutmi,Ouccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh, you should have said, I love being chowed by the foreigners then I would know, but ke dont blame me I aint a huge fan of Babalawa Babalwa ROTFLOL.....GOOD ONE...HA HA HAHA EISH YA

Tynt!
07 Mar 2008 09:28

Eish gyz! jst got bck frm a long boring meeting, I see that I hav Missed out a lotta fun........ 

u gyz Rock Big tym.

Is it 2 late 4 me 2 pst sum riddles?

mabhebheza
07 Mar 2008 09:37

Never 2late TYNT!..stil at work on  a Friday..*shaking my fab head with a new weave* darling u got the wrong Job!!

sponono
07 Mar 2008 09:53

Nonny I know what happpend to mazemnyama...
UNA-MANZA'MNYAMA,,,,,LOL...you know what happens when you have one of those.even pc's can turn against you .you have to do a goat this weekend---well not  "do a goat " like that but you know the whole mhlabelo thing ...ROTFLOL

jus kidding

mabhebheza
07 Mar 2008 10:09

do a goat..??? not like that  sum ppl minds haai i give up.mmmh !!

sponono
07 Mar 2008 10:12

mabhebheza...you neva no...there've ben stories on such things.......hi hi hi  (wouldnt you do a goat if it was lookin doable....hi hi hi hi tell the truth now!!!

mabhebheza
07 Mar 2008 10:26

hee bethuna Sponono...!!maar Imbuzi is isilwane..a very difficult one enekani ..so noma bathi it can put on Sbuda glam Shades and have ur cuzins mboshongo ..i wudnt let alone have that thought in my mind...

u just took me memory lane remeber Phuze khemisi 's song about a goat...wat was it again ..*scratching my head*

Sobza
07 Mar 2008 10:47

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

Best-Achiever
10 Mar 2008 00:09

1. Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I? 

Answer: EYE

2. I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I? 

Answer: Tomorrow

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I? 

Answer: letter 'E'

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