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Written by Vutmi from the blog NONNYS on 11 Mar 2008
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Bloggers, as you are aware that Nonny spends her entire day here at TVSA from Monday – Friday. So I tend to be very observant of our blogging habits. We are so good at going OFF TOPIC, so I figured wouldn’t it be pro-active an innovative to create an article that allows us to discuss issues, topics and concerns that are not in relation to the blogs/articles at TVSA.

If this idea does not appeal to you, feel free to exit this page, as I am only doing this because as a blogger I know I enjoy going off-topic, but sometimes when we go off-topic in another person’s article it shifts our focus on their concern and we start drifting away from what the original article was about.

Now I am not planning to have this off-topic business going on forever and ever AMEN. But for today, I just want to let you know that here is a blog that allows you to talk about your off-topic matters.

My first off-topic is: “Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday on Fo Sho at 20h30? The series is part of the 5 new series that SABC1 will be showing and there will be 6 episodes of each series. Personally I loved it and I can already see there is a vast improvement in our local programmes as well as the standard of our artist, what did you think???.” I also spotted Vatiswa Ndara (some of you might remember her from Home Affairs) ……..and damn the lady is good.

So enjoy going off-topic, I know I will. Have a fabulous day people!!!



297 Comments

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 01:59

Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday...nope didnt watch it.

Off Topic...do you bloggers ever think that the people you are chating to on the site, can be your worst enemy or even worse your parents? The person you are encouraging to go for that guy might actually be going for your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband? just a thought

Fluffy Head
12 Mar 2008 02:04

Vutmi, i do at times...You know I sometimes read someone talking about something and I'm like that's too farmiliar for comfort but I just leave it at that, think that maybe I'm just paranoid

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 02:06

Oh Nonny clever child how did u think of this great idea? brownnosing again hi-hi-hi!

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 02:06

The person you are encouraging to go for that guy...or girl

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 02:19

Hmmm, didn't see it. Was at a primary school, watching grade 1's to grade 7's sing and dance on stage, thanks to my grd 3 brother. Shame, they were cute. THe grade one's had little umbrella's and were singing to a song that had something to do with the rain. My only problem is that this "concert" of theirs is running until tomorrow night, and they all perform each night, meaning i have to sit through this thing 3 nights in a row! Hai bo! But i cud always drop them off, and fetch them, eish, mara petrol is R8.50 now!!!

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 02:31

mara petrol is R8.50 now!!!...yep...you better stay then and enjoy the concert!!! I love them kiddies concert maan, only once every 3 months or so. not two days in row..i get a serious headache after attending them.

phyzo
12 Mar 2008 02:34

Morning peeps!

@Vutmi, i do at times...You know I sometimes read someone talking about something and I'm like that's too farmiliar for comfort but I just leave it at that, think that maybe I'm just paranoid.

I agree. I also felt like that at some point only to discover my exboyfriend, right here. He started off sounding or say,  "reading" just like him & i wondered. 
Its worse we didnt break up in such good terms. So the love just grew again. I still miss him, but he seems happy now... and doing very well without me in his life. 
It was sad at some point, but i think i got over it. I see him here all the time but there's that small wonder... "does he know that its me?". 

PhlyLady
12 Mar 2008 02:34

Off Topic...do you bloggers ever think that the people you are chating to on the site, can be your worst enemy or even worse your parents? The person you are encouraging to go for that guy might actually be going for your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband? just a thought---Wu he e!! My mother LMAO!!

off topic-- What does 1 wear to a graduation(ur own graduation), have a friend who's in a dillemma (k this word looks wrong)!!! 

stovu
12 Mar 2008 02:36

Great idea Nonny!! I did watch entabeni fo sho did a great job this time, which Shakespears book is similar to that drama??

J-Girl
12 Mar 2008 02:36

I also spotted Vatiswa Ndara (some of you might remember her from Home Affairs) -  was she the mama that got hit by the car by those boys? i dont remember seeing anybody that might have looked like her.
Shem it was sad and abit funny when the tatamkhulu announced who is gonna be the next CEO!!
I think I'm also gonna enjoy these serieses.

OTT - have u noticed how time flies when you are actually working and not lounging around?

Off Topic...do you bloggers ever think that the people you are chating to on the site, can be your worst enemy or even worse your parents?  - I had this weird sense abt a certain blogga until I sent them a PM and it turned out it was somebody I stayed at res with; I dont know but for some strange reason I felt like I know this person for real and kanti nyhani but not the way I thot - I thot mhlambi yi ex-shagg or something LOL...kanti he was jst an innocent little brotha!!

monchooza
12 Mar 2008 02:37

I just met my wonderful legends Caiphus Semenya and Mam' Letta Mbuli and they just brightened my day

Tynt!
12 Mar 2008 02:40

Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday?

No!!!!!

Guyz I really nid to be off topic, njhe!

My so called ex patner came bck running lookin for forgive en forget...
Sister still lurhv him, neh!!

Afta all the *bleep!* / kaak he has put me thru, he even had a nurve to come sleep ova, on the couch nogaal!!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

People plz help, coz I still dig him, as since I have tried being single for a week and it neva worked............................

Em I doomed?

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 02:44

Afta all the *bleep!* / kaak he has put me thru, he even had a nurve to come sleep ova, on the couch nogaal!! ...WOW you let him sleep in your couch...im sure wherever he is he's aware that you still dig him and he's going to milk it for what is worth...

if you can stand the shit / kaak...then go ahead take him back....cause he is going to do it again and again and again and...

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 02:45

Guys I just returned from a meeting, I didn't mean to be a silent blogger........(me NEVER sana).......I will read ur replies and respond now now!!!

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 02:47

@Nonny...bet you didnt hear a word that was said on the meeting heh? you probably agreed to everything just so you can back here soon...even a salary decrease...ha ha ha ha

felfel
12 Mar 2008 02:49

off topic-- What does 1 wear to a graduation(ur own graduation), have a friend who's in a dillemma (k this word looks wrong)!!! 
A dress or suit, it really doesn't matter, just something decent and formalish.

stovu
12 Mar 2008 02:51

Sister still lurhv him, neh!!  follow your heart gal..............................

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 02:51

"Oh Nonny clever child how did u think of this great idea? brownnosing again hi-hi-hi!"
Keep brown nozzying Cnglemom........u are good at it my friend!!!

"Great idea Nonny!! I did watch entabeni fo sho did a great job this time, which Shakespears book is similar to that drama??"
@ Stovu
, thanks for the thumbs-up on the off topic idea, and BTW nami I am still tryna figure out which Shakespear book is the drama familiar to, anyone knows?

"was she the mama that got hit by the car by those boys?"
@ J-Girl Yes, that was Vatiswa Ndara and that was some good acting over there............

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 02:55

"@Nonny...bet you didnt hear a word that was said on the meeting heh? you probably agreed to everything just so you can back here soon...even a salary decrease...ha ha ha ha"...........@ LOL @ Vutmi are u sure we donm't work for the same company coz I kept nodding to every single suggestion and I was the chairperson so I just winged it..........

phyzo
12 Mar 2008 02:57

@ Stovu, thanks for the thumbs-up on the off topic idea, and BTW nami I am still tryna figure out which Shakespear book is the drama familiar to, anyone knows?

Macbeth

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 02:57

Tynt you never let an ex that's trying to win you back sleep over (big mistake). Besides that's 5 minutes away from your bed so anything can happen. Its clear that you want him back from the tone of your words .No matter what we say to you you will take him i can sense. 

Maybe shag him once for memory sake - joking. Just coz something feels right it does not necessarily mean we should do it, a bit of logic may be useful in this case rather than doing what your heart tells u. I know its easier said than done gal.

dotcom
12 Mar 2008 03:00

Morning all!!

Great topic indeed Nonny. Entabebi was off high quality, bt i was expecting it to be atleast an hour , was suprised... i think thats Macbeth and Vathiswa Ndara was portraying the three witches. All in all it was excellent cant wait for next Tuesday...

myname
12 Mar 2008 03:03

Whe Nonny ................. eish im stil thinking man & im gonna watch my mouth i promise ..............Bad girl gone Good ela ela ela ela by Rhiname

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 03:04

Off topic: what was that thing about Nestle and formula that's being recalled from shelves???????

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 03:05

Off Topic...*waving 2bloggers & buzums*
I watched that Entabeni ..seems very nice..Y is Bubu( that chick 4rm Gazlam) i speaking Xhosa ? and then is Vathiswa that woman who was doing i hide seek..( Now u see me now Dont!)

Where is our dearly luvd moderator...hi hi*.uhm.*

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 03:06

Has anyone seen Nicole Richie's baby on the cover of You mag he's so beautiful and the father is so nicely scruffed-up and sexy dangerously looking, body with tattoes and piercings oh i am getting turned on already!! Bayazala abanye omama kodwa!  

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 03:08

Thanks phyzo and dotcom for enlightening that it was Macbeth and I agree with u dotcom I also expected it to be an hour.........Dali Mfofu is sly, he knows this the few good drama's that SABC1 has so he is tryna keep us glued to fo sho ngeziphansi...........LOL

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 03:10

Toxy apparently a certain batch of Lactogen formula has excessive chemical igredients which makes it dangerous for human consumption, where was SABS, these big giants badlala ngabantwana bethu serious.

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 03:11

@Nonny...its done...yay...look up....sorry again.

Gucci
12 Mar 2008 03:12

Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday? 
No *sob* will try and catch it next wk!!

Tynt - Dump that sorry as*!!!

Phlylady - Ur friend can wear a white suit. Please no Black clothing. All in all...she must be just phly...after all she's phlylady's friend right!!

Off Topic - I am helping a friend come up with ideas for her wedding, can somebuddy share or lend a good observation they have seen in a wedding, any ideas welcomed *comission to follow later - only if I like ur idea nhe!!! Hehehe..* 

Hehehe Nonny...I can go off Topic anytime!!!

 

Username
12 Mar 2008 03:13

I went grocery shopping Saturday and when I went to the till to pay there was a white lady in front of me. When it was her turn to pay, the cashier was a black girl, she flashed the woman the biggest smile she could and greeted her and even asked her how she was. She asked her if she wanted a plastic bag. She even helped her pack her groceries.

When my turn came, she grumpily asked me “DO YOU WANT A PLASTIC BAG”, hell she didn’t even smile at me. Is there a conspiracy amongst cashiers that states that you should never ask how a black person is or even flash her a smile but its required for white people.

monchooza
12 Mar 2008 03:15

Lactogen formula 1

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 03:18

@Username...i feel you...It actually happened to me this morning...some bitch of teller flashed her wisdom teeth at a snowwhite and when it was my turn she simply stared...being me...i sorted her out and told her where to get off...ugly bitch...she probably enjoys drinking pee...

Zee Babes!
12 Mar 2008 03:18

Hi Nonnz = Mngani ushaya ngama re-mix dis dayzi!  This one is for problemetic kids like myself, who hate to be caged - sihlale sifuna uku-galavanta nje...Tx Nonnz for the opp!

I am so home sick, I wish i can go home now...but guess will have to wait for ama-Easter and the whole drama dat will cum with that weekend.  Next week everyone will be a church goer...ha ha ha and uzobabona ongqongqoshe bezokuthutha (ministers of transport) bazobe be busy ngama campaign as if road accidents only occur in holdz - ave bengicasula bandla.

Oh and as for Entabeni - did not see much of it.... I think dat the storyline is somewhat the same as Mzansi - angikho sho...I tuned into E.

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 03:19

@USername for umlungu they even go hello mem/mam aint sure of the speling but u know what i mean and wena darkie will give a not so nyc look and just say hello and mna i just keep quite why they even bother to greet.

phyzo
12 Mar 2008 03:20

apparently a certain batch of Lactogen formula has excessive chemical igredients which makes it dangerous for human consumption, where was SABS, these big giants badlala ngabantwana bethu serious.

Didnt that happen in Generations with Ngamla's baby formula? Back in the day... and killed Anne's baby? It just sounds dejavu, thats all.

Username
12 Mar 2008 03:25

@ Vutmi. lol.good for you. I made myself the fool and greeted her, asked her how she was doing; she answered me like someone was shoving a stick up her ass. I told her it wouldn’t kill her to flash another black person a smile and try to be nice.

Gucci
12 Mar 2008 03:25

Off topic: what was that thing about Nestle and formula that's being recalled from shelves???????@ Tox *hi by the way*

They apparently have high concerntration of Iron and Magnesium. Things can turn bad if u keep them for a long time and mix them with water. I dont know who approved it but that quality spec checker did a blander/boobooo...it actualy reminded me of the Condom scandal.

There is never a dull moment in Mzansi.

Message to Street Vendors: Please lets take the matter serioosly, no selling of these products on the streets ok? (Nestle, I demand My share!!!)

Dintha
12 Mar 2008 03:26

Off topic- helping my friend with benefits to figure out his new phone and stubbled upon naked pics of some chick from CTN. I know I shouldn't but fighting temptation or rather some naughty streak that's giving me ideas of the evidence. Delete or play dirty pimp passing it on? 

myname
12 Mar 2008 03:26

monchooza en then?????????????????? Yho i saw Phat Joe ko mall on Sunday & he stil good & on the same day i bump to Martin from Gen hehehe thanks 2 the lady who was walking with him anyway S*** happens my freind. Bendizom........... brown nozer LOL

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 03:28

Phyzo how do u remember that? uyskhokho segerubbish mos LOL! 
its so painfully to throw away formula bafethu coz its so expensive imagine a person who buys it with welfare grant, you throw away roughly i R130 from R220.

Zee Babes!
12 Mar 2008 03:31

@C`nglemom - mngani I hope your bambino is not on Lactogen Formula and is safe.  If he is mngani, noma engaludlanga lolobisi - just go and sue `em for fun`s sake...udle idola.  C`nglemom - hope you are fine mpintshi.

Vutmi
12 Mar 2008 03:31

@Dintha...if you pass it on, it will only end up on the internet and the girl will be humiliated, but then again if you dont, someone will get hold of the pics and post them on the net and the girl will be humiliated!!! The question is...Will you do it yourself? or Will you let someone else do the dirty job?

Otherwise, simply delete the pictures!!!

Best-Achiever
12 Mar 2008 03:32

@Gucci .... i always love garden or out-doors wedding, with 1 best lady and two flower-gals(same thing from the groom-side), the one metron.

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 03:34

Off topic: Nons, when are you HOSTING your own blog hahahhhahahahahha!!!

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 03:40

Zee babes he's a big boy ngoku udla iNido so usafe. Ngigrand mpintshi nje ndiworried ngalomhlola oze noNonny namhlanje uba awuzumfaka enkingeni kubelungu abakhulu bala ekhaya. Eish sihlobo i am not the suing type, even the doctor who messed up my abdomen azange ndimsuishe because nje its not in my nature. myname hola skhokho, u behave pls.

Best-Achiever
12 Mar 2008 03:40

@Dintha .. just think it this way ... if it was your picture on the hands of someone else, what would you like them to do with it .... and do the answer that you gonna find there!

carino
12 Mar 2008 03:40

This is a good one Nonnz, good one right there...

But it was a risk you took, hey.... What if we start talking about things that are really sometimes seriously "moderated" from other articles? 

Talking about moderating, does anyone know where exactly TDC is? I've been ignoring the urge to ask whole week. ukuphi? waar is hy? Or is he just hiding In The Zone, and observing the madness?

joy
12 Mar 2008 03:54

My first off-topic is: “Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday on Fo Sho at 20h30? Oh ofcoz and I LOVED it, it was a brilliant sa production! eish i cant blv hes not giving ukumkani the ceo position! hayi inepotism ayisoze iphele! I loved the intrigue when they were announcing the winner of the tender and they went to ad-break! ya ibimnandi shem, well done!

puchununu
12 Mar 2008 03:55

OFF TOPIC.. Now I knw most of us are real stans of the tv show LIVE for one reason.. Andile Ncube.

But it just dawned me that the reason why I really watch the show is becoz its so comic.. South African artist are the best entertainers wen they are high or drunk.. 

check out bricks (skinny manjonjo) pushin off shuga smacks (chubbiness) off stage.. Only drugs give that kinda power man..

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=oeccNo8zMHg

myname
12 Mar 2008 04:01

Ukuthula ebandleni ..................... @ singlemum i wil mtshana i cant leave without my family TVSA noba im buzy

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 04:05

"@Nonny...its done...yay...look up....sorry again."..............Thamks Vutmi, (In my best Ja Rule voice) wat would I do without u????............LOL

"Off topic: Nons, when are you HOSTING your own blog hahahhhahahahahha!!!"................@ Tox ith friends like u and others, I don't need to coz I know ur'll always have my back.........*wink wink*

"This is a good one Nonnz, good one right there...
But it was a risk you took, hey.... What if we start talking about things that are really sometimes seriously "moderated" from other articles?"...........
@ Carino that was the whole point..........*hint hint*

"I loved the intrigue when they were announcing the winner of the tender and they went to ad-break! ya ibimnandi shem, well done!"...........I am with 200% on that, fo once fo sho has left nothing for me to critize about "Entabeni".............FO NOW.............LOL

felfel
12 Mar 2008 04:08

Dintha, just delete those pics, that way u'll be getting back at that fool for having them.....he'll hustle for others tho', revenge is not necessary and you'll sleep better at night....

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 04:09

i watched Entabeni and felt so proudly south african!!! great cast, good writing and my Tuesday evenings just got their groove back!!!

Dintha
12 Mar 2008 04:18

Vutmi & Best-Achiever I hear you guys. Delete & pics are gone.  But I at least sent her an sms not to pose naked. I mean, I had to warn her as the next woman won't be as nice as me.  

To al lmy people, thou shall not be photographed naked, no matter how sexy the moment gets. I mean, seriously guys, these things land up in the wrong hands then some of us have to make difficult decisions.
 

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 04:21

My first off-topic is: “Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday on Fo Sho at 20h30?
yeahhhhhhhh,,,,,i like it 

Nah Nah
12 Mar 2008 04:24

Saturday i went to Eastgate for my shopping neh.. I saw a white man stealing at clicks. Loord did I shout to the security!! 

I'm soo proud of myself for combating crime..hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 04:27

"check out bricks (skinny manjonjo) pushin off shuga smacks (chubbiness) off stage.. Only drugs give that kinda power man..
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=oeccNo8zMHg"
@ J-girl, thank u so much for this link, I love this performance, these guys were off the hook on live that day on LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

J-Girl
12 Mar 2008 04:29

OFF TOPIC - I need advice in order for me to give good advice bathong hle plz!

I have this friend - she is 22 turning 23 this year and has only ever slept with one guy (twice) while we were doing our 3rd year and the guy dumped her for a younger girl, she was heartbroken becoz she (and the rest of us) thot that this is the guy for her but nonetheless time went on and she refused to date anyone till abt a month ago - this is like 3years later.
Problem 1, this guy is trouble maan, I know him from the EC - we grew up in the same area, me being the tomboy that I was back then knew everything the boys got up to coz i was literally one of the boys - including their shananigans neegirls up until tertiary level. I tried speaking to him abt her just to hear what he is up to really and it turns out the boys are sick and tired of this pretty chick who wont let anybody up in her pants so basically they want to make sure she keeps sane by having sex - u know how men are.

Now when I speak to her with regards to this man - whom we both know ba unjani uthi I must let her be and she truly believes uba they are meant for each other and he needed to play around before he gets to the one - she believes this ONE is her!!! *sigh*

so what do I do to make sure my beloved beautiful (inside and outside) friend is spared from this man!
He is cute and he can be very convincing I know him very well but I dont want to be the one who has to pick up the pieces when he is done.
A part of me wants to sit back and just pray that she loses interest first but the chances of this happening are like zilch knowing how the both of them are.

J-Girl
12 Mar 2008 04:30

Plz guys Help I feel like its my duty to rescue her

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 04:34

LMAO Nah Nah!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss K
12 Mar 2008 04:36

Thanks for this Nonny!

Off topic: Im looking for the blogger who said they are studying CFA. Please, please send me a PM if ure out there.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 04:41

"Saturday i went to Eastgate for my shopping neh.. I saw a white man stealing at clicks. Loord did I shout to the security!!
I'm soo proud of myself for combating crime..hehehehehehe"
Good gal Nah Nah..........crime needs to be combated in SA!!!!

"Ngigrand mpintshi nje ndiworried ngalomhlola oze noNonny namhlanje uba awuzumfaka enkingeni kubelungu abakhulu bala ekhaya."...........LOL..........@ Cnglemom, noma ngingangena enkingeni, I can handle it baby, bake bathi vo (sengisho izikhulu nezikhulukazi phela), bazowubona umuzi onotshwala...........LOL 

"i bump to Martin from Gen hehehe thanks 2 the lady who was walking with him anyway S*** happens my freind. Bendizom........... brown nozer LOL"..............@ Myname u should';ve brown nozed anyway.............yazi I felt so bad this morning, normally when a guy flirts with me nd he is with his galfriend I don't flirt back, but today the devil in me flirted and the galfriend said to me: 
"Mxximmmm akube uyazi ukuthi noma ungamuthola ipipi lakhe licushiwe so ngeke livuke kuwena"............I was speechless, woman of today, how can u cupha someone's thingie like that, mina I was just having fun, I hadn't even gone that far with my imagination.............*this is a serious matter but I am trying damn hard not to laugh.............LOL!!!*?????

LM
12 Mar 2008 04:45

Did anyone watch the new mini series titled “Entabeni” yesterday on Fo Sho at 20h30?  Yes I saw it and it looked promising....I didn't see Vatiswa Ndara though!!! I was also suprised hearing Bubu and ntate Moshoeshoe gooing all that Xhosa!!

Afta all the *bleep!* / kaak he has put me thru, he even had a nurve to come sleep ova, on the couch nogaal!!  Tynt, the same thing nearly happened to me....with a dry season like this, I nearly fell for it....but I showed him the door....I was soo nice to him b4 I 'kicked him out' he probably thought he was gonna score. I haven't heard from him since then.

Talking about moderating, does anyone know where exactly TDC is? I've been ignoring the urge to ask whole week. ukuphi? waar is hy? Or is he just hiding In The Zone, and observing the madness? Carino, uTDC  kuthiwa uphethwe (SP) iTB, LOL.

Kim Possible
12 Mar 2008 04:47

Hello Bloogiwood *waving like a luny*

I see sung one is being very creative this week , Siyabonga kakhulu emadlozini -LOL

Off topic.....
Cnglemommy are u still using ITIYE lezintombi sanas???


Tynt!
12 Mar 2008 04:49

OT: With the whole UFS isht, em so scared to eat anything offered by ma fellow white colleagues? Jst receive a take away from a white man,!!!

Nah Nah
12 Mar 2008 04:49

Yo yo yooo guys pls tell me who that Bwoooy who was performing with abo Slikour on that LIVE video....the one maaan who came before u Shuga smaxx..yooooooo that guy is ill bafe2, he can spit tjoooooo......wanted to ask you guys monday but i forgot...He's wearin ishorts ze jean......

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 04:51

LOL@ Mxximmmm akube uyazi ukuthi noma ungamuthola ipipi lakhe licushiwe so ngeke livuke kuwena"............

girls back home use i sta soft on the totolosies all the time! its common knowledge to combat cheating!! kuyafiwa la ngaphandle!

off topic...i miss being part of a "we" and an "us" this "I" and "me" bizness SUCKS!!!!

Tynt!
12 Mar 2008 04:53

@ LM:but I showed him the door

I ENVY U GiRL ( *Sobbing*)
Thank u all for the advice, will work on it..... Lyk one ada blogger said: easier said than done

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 04:53

@ Kim HELLO!........welcome back

@ Cngle mummy itiye lantoni?

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 04:53

@ J-girl - the advice about the friend.............

I say, leave ur friend to make her own mistakes, coz as a person mina I know I am not the Nonny that I was years ago and certain aspects of me have changed and maybe the guy she is dating has also changed from what he was in ur EC tom boy days. The best advise u can give ur friend is to get tested with that man she is crazy about and then when they have sex, they must ALWAYS use a condom, coz sometimes it's sad in life to see a person who has change to have their old ways catch up with them by being HIV positive. So that if (coz u never know) should they break up, it will be better for her to only worry about her broken heartm, than other things like ukugula and stufff.

And besides as much as u love her, this is her life and let her be........... 

Tynt!
12 Mar 2008 04:55

girls back home use i sta soft on the totolosies all the time! its common knowledge to combat cheating!! kuyafiwa la ngaphandle! 

SAY WHAT?  DOES HER GUD GIRLZ GO SOFT?

J-Girl
12 Mar 2008 04:56

 @ az HOT - girls back home use i sta soft on the totolosies all the time! its common knowledge to combat cheating!! kuyafiwa la ngaphandle! - heeeee?
andifuni noyazi ke le into

monchooza
12 Mar 2008 04:56

can somebody please tell me more about the story of Khanyisile Mbau offering some hoochie imali so that she can stay away from umkhulu Umthembu........sizani ziyangishiya izindaba these days

tshepiso
12 Mar 2008 05:01

OFF TOPIC,
Is it possible that  transfusion / transplant can change your character?
Out of experience, please reply.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:03

"Siyabonga kakhulu emadlozini".............Hey Kimmy, I can tell u weren't here izolo, abantu balana abahlangani namadlozi so hush and lets just say sibonga kakhulu uJehova qha..............LOL

@ Azhot, ignore Kimmy, she is talking about green tea.............*just shut-up Kimza uzokuphoxa uCnglemom uma usukhipha izindaba zakhe kanje............LOL*

"girls back home use i sta soft on the totolosies all the time! its common knowledge to combat cheating!!"............Azhot
and I hear umum nengalo resides kwesakho ePMB and apparently her queues are longer than those of eqholo (child grant)............damn that mums is making evil money from all the work she does...........I LMAO when I saw her for the first time in a newspaper and she is actually called mum nengalo.........coz she only hass one arm..........heheheh..........and she is doing such evil deeds with that one arm shame!!!!

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 05:05

Azhot you want to know about itiye lezintombi? eish nkosi yam!

Kim Possible
12 Mar 2008 05:06

Hehehe i like this off topic business... ungithinte emanoni noni - see it ryhmes LOL

@ AzHot- Im talking about 'itiye' not the real one , but the one you use to spicy up your Punani....remember that isht.....

apparently its a jelly fish like substance, you put it in a 2lt container, izipakupaku and then u put it in a fridge for a coupla days then its taste sourish ( i heard) so ke evertime you want to be HOT AzHot hehehe you have to drink but you have to be caferfull that u dont swallow a piece coz it turns out to be a snake ' umamlambo'

puchununu
12 Mar 2008 05:07

@nonny.. im crushed... Puchununu hooked u up with that link..

@ nah nah sorry gurl.. im askin the same question myself..maybe mo molemi..hehe

sliquor looks like he is wearin girls jeans iNika Boka 

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 05:07

@monchooza  the Khanyi stories never end mara i dont blame uMandhla for spending his money on her..........she will never run away from him,he will just buy her a helicopter this time and.......he is only sharing him(wealth) with her!LOL

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 05:08

Kimmy i am scarred but i am so tempted to go and get, phela there's a someone i know eTembisa who told me ukuthi elakhe ligcwele ibucket and now she needs people to hav a piece ngoba limxakile.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:08

"sizani ziyangishiya izindaba these days"...........@ Monchooza - and they say men don't like umgosi...........LOL...........well all I know is that there was a gal that was a treat to Ms Mbau or should I say Mrs Mthembu so she paid the gal a handsome sum of money so that the gal could back off Mandla, coz she knew that Mandla wouldn't have the power to resist her, so she used his moola to make sure the gal doesn't ever come close to Mandla khona ezodla yena nemali yakhe yedwa!!!!

Tynt!
12 Mar 2008 05:13

apparently its a jelly fish like substance, you put it in a 2lt container, izipakupaku and then u put it in a fridge for a coupla days then its taste sourish ( i heard) so ke evertime you want to be HOT AzHot hehehe you have to drink but you have to be caferfull that u dont swallow a piece coz it turns out to be a snake ' umamlambo' 

Creepy and revulsion

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 05:14

Way to go Khanyi, i wonder how many gals is she gonna pay coz lobaba uyazithanda impundu zabantwana.

Kim Possible
12 Mar 2008 05:14

Bengizi buzela nje Nonny - coz i heard sung stories about this isht , i thot i shud share wif Cngle mommy... amd nange FRUIT.....Chinese 

Mathaz are you here.....?????????

as for uMam Nengalo - she is all over the show....damn that woman wif one arm not the Famous Tops....



Addictv
12 Mar 2008 05:14

Tynt: I feel yo pain gal...am in da same situation...trying to decide whether or not to let an ex bk into my life...and hell it gets lonely being alone....bt dats no reason to cave in.

Username: And here I thot, its jus me it happens to coz I dont have a friendly face...think these cashiers are trained to smile more at whites coz they told they bring in more money.....they need Vutmi to tell them off...u go gal/.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:15

"@nonny.. im crushed... Puchununu hooked u up with that link.."...........Sorry Puchununu..........hers soem remedy blue for that bruise.........*I told u guys yesterday that since people are bruising easily I am gonna have that remedy blue handy today...........LOL*

"apparently its a jelly fish like substance, you put it in a 2lt container, izipakupaku and then u put it in a fridge for a coupla days then its taste sourish ( i heard) so ke evertime you want to be HOT AzHot hehehe you have to drink but you have to be caferfull that u dont swallow a piece coz it turns out to be a snake ' umamlambo'"............Kimmyy plz don't make me regret this OFF TOPIC business..........uzobanga labantu abangangifuni bazizakale when I am xhoshad kule site....LOL...........anyway I get the feeling u are a "tea" user.........it can't be that u have only heard abt this and yet u describe it so in detail, confessa sana and shame the devil?????............LOL

LM
12 Mar 2008 05:17

Talking about sta soft and the likes...I know a certain female celeb who goes to this Malawian ubaba e N. suburbs.....she was dominating one of the blogs last week.....eish if I say more than this I will be giving away tooooo much info...... 

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 05:19

@azHot :u want it ?u have to take good care of it, and talk to it like a baby 

puchununu
12 Mar 2008 05:20

mmh this jl-substance iyangithusa..

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:20

"as for uMam Nengalo - she is all over the show....damn that woman wif one arm not the Famous Tops...."..........Kimmy - LMAO at not the famous tops, yes we know she has one arm literaly mngani..........LOL

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 05:21

@azHot :u want it ?u have to take good care of it ,i call it ice tea 
my man like the tea more than me AYINGOMHLOLA NA LO

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 05:25

Nonny hayi mntana sekhaya uzekakubi kulonyaka...once again nice one.....

eish guys i'm so heart broken coz i've just lost a dear family member.....when i came back home Monday evening from emtakweni(whole weeken), i was told by my brother that my baby had gone missing....yazi all the way going home i could just feel that something was wrong and my brother had just confirmed it.....i dont know if his dead or just wondering around or if someone took him....worse, it was raining yesterday and i was thinking about him the whole time, if he was warm and dry,if  he was hungry, if he's safe or if he's alive. I've been praying everyday for God to protect him from harm and to bring back home.
Snoopy, wherever you are just know that mommy misses  you very much...........I LOVE YOU MY little DOGGY....

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:25

"she was dominating one of the blogs last week.....eish if I say more than this I will be giving away tooooo much info......"........Let it all out LM, this blog allows u to................LOL

"@azHot :u want it ?u have to take good care of it, and talk to it like a baby"..........Suzzy85.........even u know abou this??...........hayi shem liyabhubha izwe............LOL

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 05:32

@Nonny.....Suzzy82 ,,,,not 85,,,i understand u shocked ,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,lol

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 05:37

hhe, Kimmy no Cnglemummy...nginikeni leltiye...ngafa indlala.....LOL

Nonny...umam'nengalo u tough. ayikho into angayilungisi. if your man needs to learn to keep it zipped-done!!!

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:38

"I LOVE YOU MY little DOGGY"....Pooky, how dare u get me emotional over a pet??? The moment u said baby I though how can u be hiding that u are a mommy, besengizosho ukuthi ur child is in need for some motherly love............LOL...........mximmmmm neway hope u find usnoop ndini and next time leave the drama to oBusi Dlomo and tell it like it is vha???..............LOL

Another off topic - I'm glad to see Kimmy could make it to blog waya waya nathi izikhokho namhlanje, but plz be reminded I am one of the good bloggers now, sengisindisiwe (wink halleluyah), I brown noze and all that good stuff that ama good bloggers do, so ke ungasali mngani plz comply my buzum, coz akusikho kwakho lana ungaxoshwa noma inini, kuyokusiza my chomza ukungilalela.............LOL

"@azHot :u want it ?u have to take good care of it ,i call it ice tea
my man like the tea more than me AYINGOMHLOLA NA LO"..............
Plz don't Azhot, it's not worth the consequences and wena Suzzy85: "For ever action, there is an equal and opposite reaction - Newtons Law"..........one day u wil, have igqhe enxaphayo coz i will over exhausted it, plz sisi use what u have and don't enhance in irriversable ways............plz!!!!

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 05:40

Suzzy82, linjani ngecolour?

Pooky i am sure uzobuya, amabloggers will pray for his safe comeback. I understand the trauma nam i love dogs.

J-Girl
12 Mar 2008 05:41

thanks Nonny!!!!!

carino
12 Mar 2008 05:41

Pooky...

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 05:42

"..............Plz don't Azhot

one day u wil, have igqhe enxaphayo coz i will over exhausted it, plz sisi use what u have and don't enhance in irriversable ways............plz!!!! 

Nonny mngani, i changed my mind!!!!

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:44

"Nonny hayi mntana sekhaya uzekakubi kulonyaka...once again nice one....."......@ Pooky, dankie sana!

"@Nonny.....Suzzy82 ,,,,not 85,,,i understand u shocked ,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,lol".........Sorry, and thanks for the correction suzzy82..........and yes gal I am shocked............damn shocked u need Jesus as in NOW!!!!!!!!!!

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 05:46

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM is it

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM,

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble her

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble her name

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble her name up and

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble her name up and we'll

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble her name up and we'll figure

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:51

LM, pls tell us...scramble her name up and we'll figure it out for our own

Mathaz
12 Mar 2008 05:53

I can never use any of those things to lure my man, I'd rather go to strip clubs and/ or watch porn for inspiration.  Anyway i know someone who knows someone who uses something called "powder", apparently it's THE aphrodisiac and originates from Durban.  Anyone from Durban who knows about it?

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 05:54

*yho, don't know how that happened* Nons, go to you 5 things i'd never do blog pronto!

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:57

Toxic is is the News on Nonny Blog yesterday thatg is making stutter or am i just a lone on this..he bethuna nah

We have ikinga ngale kwa Nonny blog 5things u must wat wat...haaibo 
shuu..im right mos its off topic angithi kodwa yhuuu u must see 4urselves!!

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:57

Toxic is is the News on Nonny Blog yesterday thatg is making stutter or am i just a lone on this..he bethuna nah

We have ikinga ngale kwa Nonny blog 5things u must wat wat...haaibo 
shuu..im right mos its off topic angithi kodwa yhuuu u must see 4urselves!!

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:57

Toxic is is the News on Nonny Blog yesterday thatg is making stutter or am i just a lone on this..he bethuna nah

We have ikinga ngale kwa Nonny blog 5things u must wat wat...haaibo 
shuu..im right mos its off topic angithi kodwa yhuuu u must see 4urselves!!

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 05:58

"*yho, don't know how that happened* Nons, go to you 5 things i'd never do blog pronto!"............@ Tox - I know u didn't mean it love but as a moderator for once use ur powers and delete the 101 replies..........LOL........and i just come from my other (5 things) article, go and check out my response

mabhebheza
12 Mar 2008 05:58

MAni futhi...shuuu Contagious disease.....!!
Pronto thats all

Miss K
12 Mar 2008 05:59

Nivile umgosi that Sbu is going back to YFM to host the breakfast show since Rudeboy is leaving?? Don't if they fired him at Khozi for his bad Zulu?? 

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 06:00

@Cnglmother:BROWN (mdakarish)lol...lol...

@Nonny :my grand mum told me that it helps, if u suffering from high blood pressure and she was drinking the tea ,and she didn't have a b/f

Jada Smith
12 Mar 2008 06:01

Zee babes welcome back I missed you so much and I hope i-Pitoli ukuphethe kahle sisi. Uyazi angazi ukuthi kade bafuna ukubula izingane yini labantu abenza le - Lactogen Formula. or maybe they don't have enough money ye CSG, so this way their only way.

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:03

Mabhebheza----uyabona how it jsut happens like that?!! LOL
eish Nons, i'm too lazy to click the button--where's Vutmi to do it?

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:03

Thanks guys!!!

@Carino.......yintoni my buzum

@Nonny.....phela buzum he is my baby njena nokuba uyi-pet, but yazi mngani he has a little doggy heart and a little doggy brain, he can speak(bark) and naye he bleeds when he has a scratch on his paw oh and + unamafeelings naye nama emotions.....heish i wonder how he's girlfriend is feeling right now, shem she must be lonely yazi.....(dont laugh guyz i'm siriyasi)...*sigh*

@Cnglemom...thank you for understanding and for the encouragement

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 06:05

u can also put the chicken liver in cookie to make it full (uyigcwalise) so that when he enters its feels like you are virgin. Dont let him fingara u coz the liver pieces will come out piece by piece. I was told so dont hammer me for this one.

I like it when bloggers become abodarkie bangempela and discuss into zethu zobudarkie!

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:05

Kodwa I hate long meetings! I've been in a meeting from 10h30am, it just finished now...iesh, wasting valuable blogging time

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:08

Renegade its not 4.30pm you wante to tacle some issues......lets go!LOL

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:09

Hayi bo Cnglemother, what? Chicken Liver? Hehe, kodwa ppl arent afraid of things u know? How can anyone put food in their punani...Wow, the things some ppl do

Mzozy
12 Mar 2008 06:12


Kim-Possible- apparently its a jelly fish like substance, you put it in a 2lt container, izipakupaku and then u put it in a fridge for a coupla days then its taste sourish ( i heard) so ke evertime you want to be HOT AzHot hehehe you have to drink but you have to be caferfull that u dont swallow a piece coz it turns out to be a snake ' umamlambo'

This thing yake yaduma I think in 2005, I didn't know people still use it.  I heard that if kept for a long time it grows and isabeke ibukeke sengathi islwane. DISGUSTING!!!!

Kim Possible
12 Mar 2008 06:16

Excuse me Miss ' ITS MY HOUSE' (in boogas voice) what have i done now....????*sob sob*



Zee Babes!
12 Mar 2008 06:17

@ Toxic and then?

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:18

seis! some of us are eating!

Feza
12 Mar 2008 06:19

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:21

LOL @ Nonny's second paragraph!

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:21

"eish Nons, i'm too lazy to click the button--where's Vutmi to do it?"............Oh no Tox, oh no u didn't, u are using my own tactics against me........usile wena yazi..........LOL

Welcome back Rene......u were missed!!!

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:22

Lol, oh yes, hey Farai...this is the off topic blog after all, so anything goes...
Anyway, wat were we talking about again...men. 
Here's the thing, I think the more independent you are, the more intimidating you are. This becomes a problem because on the one hand, they are too intimidated to approach, on the other hand, if you do approach, you are deemed desperate. 

Should one take the chance to appear desperate, there is always the fear of rejection, which I for one, am not a fan. Females are not built for rejection, guys grow up being rejected. 

So what am i saying? Well, where does one draw the line between desperate and available?

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:22

Dont let him fingara u coz the liver pieces will come out piece by piece. 

CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kwa kwa kwa -this is the bestest i've heard all day!!!!

Nanana
12 Mar 2008 06:23

whatever nonny

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:25

Lol @Mzozy, I heard from this lady here at work that she saw a story about the jellyfish thing in the Daily sun, so since it was in that paper, i took it to be a lie.

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:25

Cnglemom-i'm assuming, this is raw chicken liver you're referring to ne? 
*jus asking*

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:27

"Excuse me Miss ' ITS MY HOUSE' (in boogas voice) what have i done now....????*sob sob* ".............@ Kimmy - well ke Miss Disrespecting House rules *phela umngani doesn't write much so ke nami ngifuna uku enjoya lelithuba lokuba umphathi wohlelo eheheh........LOL*..........neway becoz of u things are no longer off topic, it's one topic and YOU started the tea talk.........so plz can't u just be a good blogger for once???............LOL

LM
12 Mar 2008 06:27

she drives a humungous car!! surname almost similar to hers was mentioned in the replies above. curnt affrs

guys this is enough...if you haven't figured her out by now then u never knew her.






PS. Don't ask me how I found out or know!!

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:28

can someone please post a "muthi" typa blog-i think i have been bewitched and need advice!!

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 06:31

Yes Toxy its raw chicken liver coz if its cooked sizopixika (cramble), you put on the sides of the cookie to fill it up. no fingarara pls coz siyaphuma before the games begin.

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:31

whose responses must i check out.........please LM i really wanna know...can i PM you?

Miss K
12 Mar 2008 06:31

Chicken Livers???? Not in MY punani!

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:32

Liver in your guava???? abantu abazoyiki izinto maaan.........

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:33

Lol@ Toxic, Funny u should ask that, because I was thinking of doing a blog along the same lines, but was only gonna post it sometime next week. I've been hearing weird things all my life about supernatural powers, so i wanted to hear your guys views...

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:34

Rnegade  well i see to me,there is nothing more sexy than a woman who proposes a amn ...is a big turn on!  as for her beeng independent just comes as a cherry on top of the cake...........i have figured that wen you reject a guy you are actualy giving him a go ahead! to some man no means yes!

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:35

LMAO Cnglemom-----huuuuu, u've just made my day!!!!!!! Kodwa that thing smells like chicken nje---hey lemme stop thinking abt it!!

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:36

"Well, where does one draw the line between desperate and available?"...........Rene shame gal, u really serious about being PRO-ACTIVE *and that's putting it midly* about getting a man.........yazi u remind me od that Bucie gal who sings "Ngicela Indoda"..........LOL.......neways u go gal!!!!

"Cnglemom-i'm assuming, this is raw chicken liver you're referring to ne?
*jus asking*".........
Yes it's raw Tox and I hope ur curiosity doesn't mean u are interested.........LOL

"Dont let him fingara u coz the liver pieces will come out piece by piece."..........Cnglemom noma bengathina u are a classic my friend, the things u say always make me LMAO...........LOL

Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether  *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here. 

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:37

Toxic you are not bewitched...i have been consulting my elders from heavensLOL

TROUBLE MAGNET
so who attracts trouble Mandoza or the Trouble?

Toxic
12 Mar 2008 06:37

Renegade, i'll wait for that blog cause i really need to speak about these things happening in my body...

Zee Babes!
12 Mar 2008 06:41

@ C`nglemom u can also put the chicken liver in cookie to make it full (uyigcwalise) so that when he enters its feels like you are virgin. Dont let him fingara u coz the liver pieces will come out piece by piece. I was told so dont hammer me for this one. 

I would rather be a hall and let the brother play his guitar (small, bit or huge) inside a hall...phela mngani umuntuza uhlale e-sensitive nje.  I once saw a girl taking out a big piece of garlic out of her punani...cabanga = her explanation was: to boost her odour - what odour cos this thing is meant to have some sort of odour maybe eyakhe was out of order ke angazi.  Things we do bakithi...cha ngeke ung`bone.

Kim Possible
12 Mar 2008 06:43

Off topic.......

" HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMANDI HALALA" i remember my friend's famous words is it still like that choma....????

see im complying "LE GOOD GAL Kimmy" , btw where is HER??? who said that in the SAMAs???? eish George sungtimes can run away n never come back....hehehe

Molilo
12 Mar 2008 06:43

Those who r still interested to c Ntsiki Mazwai's nudiity pic's Holla at my PM with ur e mail address where I must send the pic

felfel
12 Mar 2008 06:44

 Toxic why don't u write such an article urself wit ur stories kanti then plp mense will reply...?

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:44

Tox and Rene, why don't one of ur'll post that muthi blog so people can go off topic kancane...........coz all this muthi talk is making my stomach turn.............LOL

OF TOPIC - Cnglemom, Mabhebheza, Tox and all other mothers and mothers-to-be.........plz teach ur children the importance of knowing and never forgeting their homelanguage as well as their heritage. Yazi I was so pissed off izolo when I watched EMS (Edgars Music Series) Volume 1. Well if u didn't watch here goes: They had Lvovo as their studio guest and u know how LV is, if u know Zulu, when u interview him in English, he keeps responding in Zulu.......*hint hint*.......so ke this little boy "Wright Ngubeni" he was struggling big time when he tried to also interview him in Zulu. Yazi even the cute preciuos chick was laughing at him coz yena she is very clued up about her Xhosa. Plz mothers, let us forget who we are and our kids also need to be literate about the home languages b4 they embrace uGeorge!!!!

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:47

@Nonny: The problem is, waiting for a man to come to me has never worked in the past. Coz it limits my options, u know what I mean. I used to like this guys in varsity, he's from Tanzania, i started noticing him in 2nd year. My friends kept telling me to tell him, and I kept telling them about how he didn't know i even existed. 
Anyway, eventually, come 4th year(I still liked this guy), we get close, (coincidentially through a friend), and sometime in October of final year, he tells me he likes me, has for a long time, but he just didn't know where to start,(apparently, I was super intimidating back in varsity, coz i was involved in most things, come student councils, sports, orientation, u name it), and I talked to most ppl, but somehow never him. Point is, when me and this guy hooked up, it was October of final year, and he was moving back to TZ after grad, so u c, Nonny, NEVER AGAIN, who knows what would have happened if i'd told that guy that I like him? Now all I have is email?! Eish, I wasnt planning on telling that story, Nonny u c the things u make me do?

@Faraimagic. Then when u speak of desperation, what is that?

Renegade
12 Mar 2008 06:47

@Nonny: The problem is, waiting for a man to come to me has never worked in the past. Coz it limits my options, u know what I mean. I used to like this guys in varsity, he's from Tanzania, i started noticing him in 2nd year. My friends kept telling me to tell him, and I kept telling them about how he didn't know i even existed. 
Anyway, eventually, come 4th year(I still liked this guy), we get close, (coincidentially through a friend), and sometime in October of final year, he tells me he likes me, has for a long time, but he just didn't know where to start,(apparently, I was super intimidating back in varsity, coz i was involved in most things, come student councils, sports, orientation, u name it), and I talked to most ppl, but somehow never him. Point is, when me and this guy hooked up, it was October of final year, and he was moving back to TZ after grad, so u c, Nonny, NEVER AGAIN, who knows what would have happened if i'd told that guy that I like him? Now all I have is email?! Eish, I wasnt planning on telling that story, Nonny u c the things u make me do?

@Faraimagic. Then when u speak of desperation, what is that?

LM
12 Mar 2008 06:48

Toxic...all the info in your PM.


Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here.  True dat, Nonny.  I wanna see you, the darkish Cnglma, Sponono and Tshepiso....I have the photo on her (Tshepi) profile doing the rounds in the e-mail thing...so I figured it was a fake photo she had there

Sdakamiswa
12 Mar 2008 06:52

Rene & all the other single ladies out there 

1q
Have you not perhaps set your standards too high?

I have this friend (chick) shes a CA, makin s*hitloads of money, she says she's looking for a man who is going to be a man, pay his & her bills, meaning he needs to play that traditional role & provide for her.... i was like damn huh, uyahlanya yini?

wot happened to good old fashion attraction & love.....

Woman has been single for over 2yrs now zikhona ezinye I CAs she could hook up with…..

these days people are into money, first they have to see ukuthi uyasebenza what car do u drive, where do u stay type of ish...

we r f*ucked us guys

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:52

" HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMANDI HALALA" i remember my friend's famous words is it still like that choma....????........OK OK Kimmy, I love u and yeah this is still the same friend point taken.............(phela nami I was just brown nozzying kancane to the good bloggers) and BTW I hope u know what brown nozzying is since u have been in out this week kwa TVSA!!!!

"I would rather be a hall and let the brother play his guitar (small, bit or huge) inside a hall...phela mngani umuntuza uhlale e-sensitive nje. I once saw a girl taking out a big piece of garlic out of her punani...cabanga = her explanation was: to boost her odour - what odour cos this thing is meant to have some sort of odour maybe eyakhe was out of order ke angazi. Things we do bakithi...cha ngeke ung`bone."............ROTFLMAO..........at Zee Babes,,,,,,,,,,,that's why I miss u when u shaya icorner yazi!!!

Thnx guys, the next time I have a not so common blog I will not stay with it for months thinking of what if's coz u guys are rock and u know how to turn a small thing into something really good and entertaining!!!

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:53

i practise magic.....well there is no such thing as supernatural powers...but its all in the person's head...its a myth that such things happen mara they are herbs that can cure or kill.....even magic   do you know that magic doesn't exsist as well like i said its all in yo mind and they call it an ellusion.....someone makes an ellusion....so that is pure crap....let me tell you wats real...hypnosis and its permanent,then there is witchcraft!

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:57

Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here. 

nyani guys, ngixolela ukuflaya all the way to Durb/joburg for a weekend......not 5 or six people this time, at least 20 or more ke....guys imagine the fun and laughter we'd have...lets create memories guys toe??

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:58

Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here. 

nyani guys, ngixolela ukuflaya all the way to Durb/joburg for a weekend......not 5 or six people this time, at least 20 or more ke....guys imagine the fun and laughter we'd have...lets create memories guys toe??

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:58

Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here. 

nyani guys, ngixolela ukuflaya all the way to Durb/joburg for a weekend......not 5 or six people this time, at least 20 or more ke....guys imagine the fun and laughter we'd have...lets create memories guys toe??

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:58

Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here. 

nyani guys, ngixolela ukuflaya all the way to Durb/joburg for a weekend......not 5 or six people this time, at least 20 or more ke....guys imagine the fun and laughter we'd have...lets create memories guys toe??

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 06:58

hectic stuff abt the TZ guy Rene..........shuw we....finally I unedrstand where u are coming from!!!

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 06:59

Ngeke we need a supreme get-to-gether *not the City by City one* la kwa TVSA I just have to put faces to some of the interesting personalities here. 

nyani guys, ngixolela ukuflaya all the way to Durb/joburg for a weekend......not 5 or six people this time, at least 20 or more ke....guys imagine the fun and laughter we'd have...lets create memories guys toe??

 


faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 06:59

Renegade  desperation is wen you feel pressured and feel like you are running out of options,then you wud do anything to avoid stuff from happening,like dating someone for the sake of yo frends then realise you dont even love the person....i have noticed woman turn to panic as they grow more older...more especialy wen they dont have a  partner,she will be afraid of wat people may think!

Kim Possible
12 Mar 2008 07:01

brown nozzying is since u have been in out this week kwa TVSA!!!

Kumnyama ebsweni benkawu - (eish do i need to transl8 this???)
but i guess its has sungtang to do wif Chomee + Truworths dress+ BS + nimtshela indaaba zakhe.....
1)TRUE/ FALSE 
2)All of the above
3)None of the above

Ja ne that what happens when u are forced to be a once in a blue moon Blogger abantu baku ngama Bombastick weds....lol

BTW off topic.....

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 07:02

Pooky, buzum I know u luv me but plz u can see for urself I don't need my responses to be fast tracked..........kindly press the enter button once!!!

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 07:03

Rene if he went back to TZ why dint you go with him LOL!you know wat they say it was never net to be ......maybe you are looking at the wrong places...the guy who loves you dearly is right in front of yo face......mostly you wont even notice it...look around you dont look far!

mseu
12 Mar 2008 07:06

Nkosi yam guys. I'm so worried you know I've heard that there are really sick people out the but what is happening to me now I think is so so Sickening. 
I have a friend whose been receiving these calls from this unknown gut, telling her how beautiful her body is and how he would like to F**k her. All this time we thought ag man it's just a joke.

Until yesterday when he sent smses insulting her the way ayisifebe ngakhona and yena he is going to get her one day and he is going to bring he's 3 friends on that day so that they can do it to her. That was it my friend was so terrified she left her house and came to me she couldn't sleep there by herself. Just after 30minutes that she was at my place my phone rang and it was the guys number. I answered the phone and he asked me where I was I asked him who he was and told me he so so from a location around us about 60km from where i stay.

I don't know the guy from the he dropped the phone after telling me who he was.  from there smses where now coming to me saying how good my body looks and how he would like to N***a me, and he can see that I'm very good with with. And he is now watching porno movies and thinking about me but I must not worry because for now he will masturbate and will f**k me next time.

the next one came just after 20 minutes and that was around 2h00am saying he is so horny and can't wait to be with me saying that he luvs sex like nothing on earth. this morning he called again and I just insulted him then he dropped the phone.  Phoned vodacom bangitshela ukuthi I must first go to the police station to get a case number and you i thought it was just going to be that easy then vodacom can trace the number, kodwa not our system now the police is askin if there anybody that I suspect.  

What do we do with my friend god we are so scared and phela we staying alone in those houses what if the guy uhlanya more tonight and decides to come to one of. And guys the police are not going to go to vodacom until they do their own investigation.

Sorry guys for the long story kodwa cha ngithukile I'm telling you.

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 07:06

Nonns sorry buzum....ever since i stopped iDH angiyeki ukuncancazela(shaking)....LOL

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 07:10

@ Kimmy - brown nozzying is ukuzincengela kumunti as in sucking up kodwa ube umubhuqha..........nami ngisuke ngi brown noza uma ngithi I am a a "good blogger",............get it now???

U are so lucky that u have me blogging here for both us in ur absence............(and I ain't brown nozzying just incase u were wondering)

Username
12 Mar 2008 07:15

Why is it that in South Africa we frown upon and ridicule people who cannot use the English language properly but we continue to applaud those who repeatedly butcher our African languages. Hayi shame, they are making an effort, but why can’t we say the same for those who butcher the English language.

Hearing Bubu Mazibuko butcher the Xhosa language like that in Entabeni made me cringe. It’s a repeat of Ajax


Mzozy
12 Mar 2008 07:23

Mseu your story sounds very scary!!!

mseu
12 Mar 2008 07:29

I know Mzozy, I'm scared to go home after work. Yazi a police women told me that this is not serious how can I be frightened by these insults I told her yes it's not her who is in this situation. It wasn't going to be a problem if I knew who the person was doing all this but because I don't know if it is a friend or a stranger it makes it even worse.

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 07:30

Mseu they r scaring you ,or ngumntu onaziyo uba nihlala nodwa

Zee Babes!
12 Mar 2008 07:31

@Mseu I must not worry because for now he will masturbate and will f**k me next time.   

Babes you are still safe for now, run while he is busy mustubating cos when he wants the real thing, he will come afta you....Askies shame, I think its some one who knows you and uyani rhalela nje, but its dangerous thou....plz take it serious (jokes aside).

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 07:32

mseu i'm so sorry gal coz this is obviuosly a very sick, sick little ndimoni. 

TIPS TO KEEP SAFE:

Sana please invest kwi stungun(spelling) and pepperspray. When you go to bed, put imela(very sharp),stungun and pepperspray under your pillow(yes all three), and always have at least i-pepperspray in your bag too. 

If the police cant do anything at the moment than at least you're a little prepared...or  cant you ask a male cousin/or brother/friend to come stay with you? 

Also gal, get a dog and umlalise in the house...believe me they do help coz his barking will wake you up in no time.......

just some of my little tips to keep safe gal...

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 07:32

"Hearing Bubu Mazibuko butcher the Xhosa language like that in Entabeni made me cringe. It’s a repeat of Ajax"..........@ Username - I know where u are comming from coz really societ operates in a strange way and the things that we should cherish and improve are being forgotten and people are just glad to change with the times and loose who they are!!!

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 07:34

username   there is an old saying...i owas once told by a very close rich frend of mine...he said wen you are poor people laugh at you but wen you are rich those same people will laugh with you!

myname
12 Mar 2008 07:38

kanti why????? Nonny plz fire these dwarfs kunini maan i have been trying but no luck babes................ Hayi i have to slaughter a white hen soze uve yhini nkosi yam and Im going to Easters yhazi

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 07:40

guyz u Bubu wasn't that bad. i've heard u Dali Mpofu ongumxhosa speak worse xhosa!!

Nonny= plz mngani to your pm

felfel
12 Mar 2008 07:43

Mseu, u should not delete any of those sms's. Keep them. Last week there was a story like urs on the paper about a white woman who was being terrorised by someone via sms and fone calls. She kept them and went to vodacom to ask them to release this persons details so she can open a case against her. Vodacom didn't budge so she went to the court to make them force Vodacom to release the details of this person. It sounded serious eish but urs is worse. I don't know wat the outcome of that was.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 07:47

OK Azhot, since u are being so sweet abt it, I am off to my I'm now!!!

mseu
12 Mar 2008 07:47

Guys thanks for the advice you know after I went to the Police I was now beginning to think that maybe I'm exaggarating because of the treatment I got there. Kodwa ke it always helps to talk to amabloggers bantu. 

Pooky, Thanks for a tips I getting the sprays this afternoon.

myname
12 Mar 2008 07:47

or where can i find umamunongalwenye (single-arm-mum)?

dotcom
12 Mar 2008 07:48

@ Felfel, will they be able to have this guy's details if he is on prepaid?  was just thinking out loud...

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 07:53

next time you have a phone problem take yo lawyer and ask for the risk management team of your host they will track it for you,then straight to the police!mara they will ask you for money...so be prepared to pay eish!life sometimes!

myname
12 Mar 2008 07:54

@mseu dont 4get 2 cut those balls bcoz i can c he doesnt want it. He is a Cow Nxxxx...................strue pooky i have SWAT (Self Defence Pepper Spray)

felfel
12 Mar 2008 07:55

dotcom... i don't know but all i know is that when they really want to find someone they can find him, eg location etc. This is Vodacom we're talking about, surely they have a monitoring system on their simcard users.

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 07:56

yiiipeeee 200 replies and i an jealous!Nonny LOL

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 07:57

not an but am

Porsch
12 Mar 2008 07:58

AH, guys this is so unfair i'm so busy at work i cant even communicate....so saaad

Mseu>>>>> i cant believe vodacom i also have this person that calls me at 2.am or 3 a.m at first i thougt its my ex-boyfriend cause all he does is wait for me to say HELLO, I guess he misses my voice(hi hi hi) , i still think its him though and last week at 3am after the 2 calls i also called vodacom and they told me the same story that they cant do anything cause the person calls ka private number and i must report it to the police, 

yours is horrific, dont take chances girl cause if he sends smses then they can trace him DON'T LET IT GET WORSE

azHOT
12 Mar 2008 08:01

dotcom yes they can track prepaid down m. obviously not the name but they can track it down to street location and then "set the person up"

Username
12 Mar 2008 08:06

It’s just sad realities that come the next generation acknowledging your mother tongue would be a choice.

@Nonny my niece is 10years old and she told me “Auntie Username, you irritate me because you always speak Xhosa with me but at my house we speak English and I cant understand whay you are saying”. I was left speechless. now i know who i wont buy any gifts for.

bulie
12 Mar 2008 08:09

Off-topic Ladies there's a guy here in da Cape that is spreading worms to ladies he has been seen in Gugulethu, Khayelitsha last weekend he was in Strand ladies where i live. He drives 3 differentt cars ( Jeep, Hammer, BMW) they r all black in colour, he is cute gud looking and he is loaded. So Watch out. Kuthiwa uye ke akuthengele impahla ubhuti then a book ( e) i room 4 2 ehotel leyo then when u arrive there u know what happens when u with a guy but other way round . he takes off his clothes and tells u to take off urs to if u refuse he gun points u and say there is no way out, so he take off his pants and then boo a pampers he is wearing a pampers bcoz he has impethu as in worms in his boat meaning his penis. then rapes u and akunike i ten thousand and say its either u kill urself and take the money to ur parents so that they can bury u or take the money and live with a pampers for the rest of ur life. ladies this is real i'm not joking it happened so many times here so watch out 

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 08:10

LOL Username  Auntie Username!!!!!he he he he i bet she doesn't know kuti you are Auntie Username!!!!!LOL LOL

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 08:11

where you his victim?@bulie

Pooky
12 Mar 2008 08:12

Bulie i've heard  about this story......UMFANA WEMPETHU  sies man

myname
12 Mar 2008 08:12

LOL usename & it sucks nhe "Aunty Username" hehehehehe oh i luv isixhosa

Mzozy
12 Mar 2008 08:14

Mseu be careful!!!!! Guys phela la eDurban sekudume nendaba yalomuntu who's driving a Hummer, I'm scared to tell the story, in case you don't know it.  This guy takes you out to expensive places and buys you everything and then after some weeks doing that you go to bed with him and you find out that he is wearing a nappy (huggies) then when he opens the nappy khona izimpethu then he wants you to sleep with him and points a gun at you saying he'll kill you if you don't.  

Guys what's happening to our world!  Apparently this guy wathakathwa by some gal who was angry at him because bahlukana then she got this muti so that ezophila impilo ebuhlungu yokufuna ukulala namantombazane but ebe egcwele lezizimpethu and he can't live uma engalali nentombazane, he has to.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 08:14

Msue - plz take extra security and safety precautions in ur house coz ur case seems serious and also pray..........I know it may sound cliche kodwa it works wonders!!!!

Azhot - plz respond to my most resent PM sisi!!!

"yiiipeeee 200 replies and i am jealous!Nonny LOL"............Hey all plz flock to the VIA SMS aticle by Fara so that he has nothing to be jealous abt,,,,,,,,,LOL.........damn is Nonny kind or is she kind, she be telling people at her blog to go to Fara's (people like her are rare)...........(((yeah I know I am sweet & caring like that *pat on the back)))))

Myname
to answer ur question, uMam Nengalo resides in PMB and she works in the central town of Pietermaritzburg..........oh and when u go ther plz be careful, the papazazzi is sometimes there to expose people like u............so don't be shocked when u go to work the next morning and the billboard says: "Here are some of Mam Nengalo's clients"..........and u are in the main picture..............LOL..........yah phela habits like these have to catch up with u sometime!!!!

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 08:20

mwah mwah mwah! @Nonny

dotcom
12 Mar 2008 08:20

hayi suka yinyani lento yomfana wempethu? sumtimes i find it hard to believe..

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 08:21

"@Nonny my niece is 10years old and she told me “Auntie Username, you irritate me because you always speak Xhosa with me but at my house we speak English and I cant understand whay you are saying”. I was left speechless. now i know who i wont buy any gifts for."...........Sis man Aunty Username..........I don't blame the child mina I blame the parents coz they are not instilling the mentality that the child must embrace their own language b4 they even start saying "Duh",  "u know like what I mean" and "whatever" or even "talk to the hand"...........It even gets worse when u ask their name and a person says: My name is Kharabu instead of Karabo............*shaking my head*

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 08:23

coconuts!

felfel
12 Mar 2008 08:27

Mseu be careful!!!!! Guys phela la eDurban sekudume nendaba yalomuntu who's driving a Hummer, I'm scared to tell the story, in case you don't know it. This guy takes you out to expensive places and buys you everything and then after some weeks doing that you go to bed with him and you find out that he is wearing a nappy (huggies) then when he opens the nappy khona izimpethu then he wants you to sleep with him and points a gun at you saying he'll kill you if you don't. 
Apparently this is also happening in the Eastern Cape and the lady killed herself.

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 08:29

Eish Nonny ndiworried ngelanguage kuleboy yam ewonderful, but its okay noba ushaya ienglish-xhosa, like i showed you on the first paragraph like mama ndicela ifood LOL!.

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 08:29

@ Dotcom, the sad thing about the guy wempethu is that, this is the one time that this is a true story but people are taking it lightly, but becasue there are so many rumours it tends to be hard to believe. So my warning to the ladies (especially amathatha ur'll know urselves so I won't embarrass ur'll...........LOL) I say: "If SOMEONE appears to be too good to be true..........then he probablly is"

"mwah mwah mwah! @Nonny"..........Thanks Fara!!!

Mzozy
, I know the story abt the Durban guy as well, becareful not to fall for it, coz the sad thing about things like these, u don't realsie that u are being a victim when is happening.



Renegade
12 Mar 2008 08:31

Eish, i had an impromptu meeting, missed all the action, and now its home time...hai...good evening people

myname
12 Mar 2008 08:32

Ladies & gentlemen im leaving so lets blog 2morrow

KellieR
12 Mar 2008 08:37

Hi guys, jus joined now and i like ur topics.

Username
12 Mar 2008 08:37

he he he he i bet she doesn't know kuti you are Auntie Username!!!!!LOL LOL

Hayi wena Farai, you think i would mention my real name, usile. there are stalkers out there in our PM's.LOL

Cnglemother
12 Mar 2008 08:40

c ya guys 2moro, outa here now!

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 08:43

Before it was a frog,and le ye worms  i heard it  2006 December  when i visited my sister ,they told me that one gal that was from here Ejozi was  admited at Butterworth hospital because of the worms inside the sisi ,and she had  to buy Ox liver to feed them( mpethus )in her sisi ,,,,may it was true ,,,,,,may be it was a lie 

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 08:46

Username...no no at TVSA ...there are no stalker's here!!!!

faraimagic
12 Mar 2008 08:46

Username...no not at TVSA ...there are no stalker's here!!!!

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 08:48

"Hi guys, jus joined now and i like ur topics.'...........Hi KellierR.......welcome to TVSA and it's good to see that u are liking the topics..........enjoy blogging!!!

Bye everyone, thanks for the support on the article, see ur'll tomorrow!!!

Zee Babes!
12 Mar 2008 08:51

@KellieR - Welcome

Username
12 Mar 2008 08:53

@ Farai Yho!! ask Vutmi…..apparently someone is proposing “after TVSA” interactions with her.

suzzy82
12 Mar 2008 09:16

@KellieR :Welcome to TVSA

mazemnyama
12 Mar 2008 09:19

umfana wempethu ..... i dont blive it
remember sometime (last year or so ) kwakuthiwa amacherrie afumana impethu from sleeping with foreigners now is this man a foreigner or is it a remix of the story

loving of topic will comment more ngomso thanks nons

Nonny
12 Mar 2008 10:06

"loving of topic will comment more ngomso thanks nons"..........Thanks Mazemnyama!!!

Mzozy
13 Mar 2008 01:42

umfana wempethu ..... i dont blive it
remember sometime (last year or so ) kwakuthiwa amacherrie afumana impethu from sleeping with foreigners now is this man a foreigner or is it a remix of the story

The guy is not a foreigner and yes he was in Eastern Cape but now he's in Durban!!!

mazemnyama
13 Mar 2008 02:12

mna shame i find it very hard to blive ezzinto ziske zindikhumbuze oopinky ponky its very easy to spread these kind of stories and i have yet to MEET some one with first hand knowledge or even second hand of eziway. 

anyway wethu that is just where i stand on the matter

Louisa_ptl
14 Mar 2008 03:02

I am missing Jacqui Mofokeng guys...Our first  Black Miss South Africa. I was So dissapointed not to see her during the Miss SA reunion Last year. Any news of her guys...Ba kae bo Mkhaya or next door neigbours ko soweto to tell the Goss????

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 03:03

off the topic, I am one of those people who cannot fall asleep with out watching Oprah (the Segololo club) but now i am starting to loose interest after all this Dr OZ daily dose. He is a good doctor with valuable advice but i think we have heard enough of him. He makes the topics interesting with his funny medical lingo and his ludicrously eccentric behavior on the show. I dont wanna forfeit my sleep in hoping to watch the Oprah show, the next thing I see is this  man in theatre attire on TV every night. Oprah better hook him up with his own show like he did with DR Phil, this has to stop. I have also noticed some middle age crisis syndome with Ms Oprah all of a sudden she is concerned/freaked out about getting old/dying, what's happening with our faboulos lady? Her skin texture on the face has turned into something elasticky/stretchy. Kwenzakalani ngo Mrs Stedman vese? Am i the only one feeling this? Segololo answer me LOL!  

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 03:13

Eish  Cnglemom, I don't think I can answer ur questions coz I haven't watched Ophrah or seen her this year......

Another off topic, did anyone catch the King Goodwill Zwelithini story on the news about the Hillcrest house that was bought for him in 2005 but he refused to stay in it due to security reasons (He felt that there wasn't sufficient security for a person of his stature (yeah right???) to live there). Bearing in my mind that the house was 2.5 million and we tax payers have been paying for a house that hasn't been used for TREE YEARS??? What's ur take on this guys????

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 03:41

Really now who's a threat to to the King Zwelithini, who's even interested in what he does for him to be so concerned about his security. I even forget that he exists, he must get over himself. I am sure 5 security guards who be enough to look after him. He's living a luxurious life as it is and wants to us to dig deep into our pockets for what, that he might be attacked and house burgled? thats our every day normality as the ordinary citizens of this country. Why even a new house to start with?

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 03:46

King Whatshisname must just get over himself!!!!!!!!!!

Off Topic: does anyone watch Samantha Who wednesday 7h00 on mnet?

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 03:47

anyone ...meant any of you

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 03:58

@ Cnlemom, well  apparently he spends allot of time in in KZN so they thought it wastes a sh!t load of money to keep booking him a hotel when he is around town, so they decided to but him a house at Hillcrest the concept made sense hey?? But for 2.5 million, when it is only gionna be used occassionally damn man was that neccessary...............hayi man I am proudly Zulu and all, but umbhedo umbhedo......finidsh and kaar...........and the worst part is that that house has been not utilized for 3 years coz it's "supposedly" Goodwill's house!!!

Louisa_ptl
14 Mar 2008 04:06

What is happening Ko LOC...Tumi has resigned and Now Mg has revealed that Modise days are numbered????


Her skin texture on the face has turned into something elasticky/stretchy. Kwenzakalani ngo Mrs Stedman vese? Am i the only one feeling this? Segololo answer me LOL!


I have noticed that Too. LOL!

katleebabe
14 Mar 2008 05:00

off topic did  you guys watch jam alley last friday while dj cleo was dissing u arthur mafokate king of stealing actually twasa was asking whats the beef between arthur and dj cleo and dj went like (nginga bangani no arthur nginama hit amaningi kanje and besides you know  what they say more money more problem but mina i say more hit more problem)  ningixolele ngolwimi luka george aluvuki kahle ,  Dankie san.

Pooky
19 Mar 2008 03:46

Off topic........i got an email ethi we've lost yet another mzansi artist......heish Mawilis rest in peace my brother and thank you for entertaining us with your music. RIP

Nonny
19 Mar 2008 03:53

Mnagni I just saw ur name and I went ballistic, eish man I heard about Ma Willies, tis really sad hey????

belz
18 Nov 2008 13:52

People!!! i met a guy, i followed someone's advice that in order to get a good man you should stop being skanky and go and meet the good men. I met a guy on Saturday & we exchanged numbers. He's been calling me and all, so today he calls me to set up a date, im thinking, restaurant for drinks at a central place for both of us, Woodmead shopping centre is the place, so now we are thinking where we can meet, the only place that i can meet a potential man in that centre is News Cafe and so i suggested it, i could not beleive my ears when this guy said to me......... there is also a KFC and McDee, so he thinks we should meet at McDee.  WTF??????? nigga pleeeeze, i can bloody take myself to McDee for crying out loud!!!! and why would i want to meet you at McDee, you guys know how busy McDee is, there is long ques(sp) i knw this coz i love McDee. How the hell am i gonna hold down a conversation with those annoying "Next please"'????? im so depressed!!!! the way i was shocked, i told him i'll call him back. I can do a McDee date with a permanent boyfriend, not a first date, no thanks!!!!!

awelani
18 Nov 2008 14:01

Sixple Kwas,, tltl tl tl tl tl tl tl tlt tl,,,McDee,, shame poor guy, maybe he daznt know what kind of food/drinks is served @ News Cafe, he probably thot it's a real cafe like shop kinda thing, still cant stop lafing LOL LOL LOL

cleve
18 Nov 2008 14:02

hahahaha! @belz. you should be depressed. not your first date ngiyala!

Best-Achiever
18 Nov 2008 14:05

there is also a KFC and McDee, so he thinks we should meet at McDee. WTF??????? nigga pleeeeze

LOL @ belz ... there i was thinking ukuthi i'll ask to come koNews Cafe to check on you coz that's my desk neighbourhood ...maybe we must just leave this mfakaca and hook up ....

Centrepiece
18 Nov 2008 14:12

and the MaFacka had a nerve to suggest KFC on a first date................... i tell you belz rrrruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! you don't want no broke nigga!

Toodecent
18 Nov 2008 14:20

Tjer he has standards naye, I would have suggested shisa nyama in Alexandra.

TheLady
18 Nov 2008 14:25

LMAO-I can just picture you ne streetwise 2

andi01
18 Nov 2008 14:27

LOL @ TDC. Maar belz i htink the guy is being honest, he doesnt want to take you to high places, then when u are his, akuse ko KFC, LOL

belz
18 Nov 2008 14:36

You guys yazi ayihlekisi this thing. TDC tshisanyama is so much better, im still recovering, Lord!!! Yah BA, maybe we should meet, LOL!!! Maar ungijwayela kabi yazi lomfana, really!!!

sexyd
18 Nov 2008 14:36

Off Topic...do you bloggers ever think that the people you are chating to on the site, can be your worst enemy or even worse your parents? The person you are encouraging to go for that guy might actually be going for your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband? just a thought

Vutma........Shoooooooooooooooooooooo, yah neeeeee

Toodecent
18 Nov 2008 14:45

So Belz if he was calling you nge public phone or a friends phone and you call back find out that would be a turn off neh or feeling the same way about KFC?

belz
18 Nov 2008 14:47

TDC, on Sunday when he called he ran out of airtime. im actually so turned off right now, its not even funny, its over before it even starts, mnciim!!

witty lady
18 Nov 2008 14:51

hehehe Belz... maybe the guy wanted u guys to do the drive thru and then chill under the stars or something.... haai ku hlala E KFC....anyway have u seen the couples tsa ko KFC?? LOL!!

Best-Achiever
18 Nov 2008 14:52

Belz>>>> on Sunday when he called he ran out of airtime

nc nc nc nc.... a guy can never run out of airtime while on impressing level...phela he should be impresing lana, he mustnt show the lack of titos in his pocket

Toodecent
18 Nov 2008 14:53

I knew it......*shaking my head* 
Mgani wami even Patrice couldnt buy Preciuos guava juice  back then which cost around 5 cents  probably not that he actually couldnt but could only afford lepopotane (half cents).

carino
18 Nov 2008 14:56

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa yho.. belzito looks like you've got yourself  "Bakstena we Tshisa"

belz
18 Nov 2008 14:56

LOL witty, i know BA, when i said that to my friend she said i'm a gold digger, i aint, i just want a normal guy bathong!!

witty lady
18 Nov 2008 15:00

Mara he's normal... he runs out of airtime....o ba broke every now and then.... and he takes u out to Macdee u just said ukuthi u like the place so whats wrong ka wena?..... u are gonna miss out on a good guy wena....dont say ek het nie jou GEWAARSKU ne!

Or do u prefer a smooth talking player?

Centrepiece
18 Nov 2008 15:01

Soon he'll be asking you for i transport and airtime money! (worse sending call backs).............. i still say r***

GML
18 Nov 2008 15:12

belz: Maybe he meant to say you guys must meet at a more popular place like McDee's

lol@carino: Bakstena wa tshisa.- Nawe.

If he takes you there then he can go jump. NX. Maybe he's checking if you're "expensive" or not

GML
18 Nov 2008 15:13

Did you guys watch that SABC 3's Bigshots??????

witty lady
18 Nov 2008 15:15

I LOVE IT!! The guy with the nyatsi that went and became friends with the wife!!
I love BIGSHOTS already

Toodecent
18 Nov 2008 15:16

Reply from: witty lady 11/18/2008 9:00:56 PM 
This reply has a point. LOL

Best-Achiever
18 Nov 2008 15:18

belz>>>>when i said that to my friend she said i'm a gold digger,

so she want you to be a coal digger,  You are not digging anything you just want someone who can afford at least 30mins converstation in one go. even if it is a once off thing.

next time uzakushaya ngama call-back

Tshd21
18 Nov 2008 15:31

Come now Belz....don't judge **your very own Patrice Motsepe in the making**  by what he doesn't have....

Running out of airtime is not  a deal breaker.......And maybe he's not into restaurants and all......and maybe he's just going thtough a Tito Mboweni crisis like me at the moment....

But eish....too many maybe's

Still say go for a date though.....and tell him that the second one (if it gets to that) you guys go to your place of choice....a restaurant.... Love/relatiionships are not easy my skaat.....and money should not be deal breaker....

carino
18 Nov 2008 15:36

Next thing  you'll be sitting kuleMcDee...

and he will ask you how much airtime you've got.. coz he needs to call a friend of his to come pick him up... 

or worse... he'll be like Pooky's KFC date and order icecream then when you order your favourite Spicy Cajun Chicken Burger.... he will go like.. "are you sure, baby, coz the McNuggets are quite nice... and we are mos not hungry, why dont you just have a McFlurry?.. and itexi ziyaphela masingahlali for isikhathi eside"

belz
18 Nov 2008 15:40

LMAO@ carino!!! 

But eish....too many maybe's> exactly Tshd, i dont want to be asking myself questions, its jsut unacceptable to be taken to Mc Dee for a first date (speaking for myself). If he is trying to test me then he chose the wrong question, i cant answer this, next!!!

Niece
18 Nov 2008 15:41

hawu belz, just go with the flow and give him a chance, and you have nothing to  lose. What if he wants to check out what kind of a woman you are, and then you fail his test badly.

But how is he getting there anyway?

Toxic
18 Nov 2008 15:49

LMAO Belz!!!!!!! hahahhahaahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!! Maybe he works for News Cafe and doesn't want to be on a date in his workplace..kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!!

Huuu weee, so sorry girl mara that's so flippin funny!

Tshd21
18 Nov 2008 15:49

But how is he getting there anyway? LMAO

Koloi e tsena kae bathong Niece?????? A car doesn't define anyone mosdaan.... LOL

2damnDecent
18 Nov 2008 15:49

Belz, dont listen to all these people. They have all been unlucky in love and want to infect you with the virus. You dont know this guy. Maybe he is just still nervous around you, and he thought u would think too much of him if he suggested a proper decent restaurant. And he didnt want to scare you away.

Toxic
18 Nov 2008 15:51

so she want you to be a coal digger,


tl tl tl!!!!! Best, you amaze me sometimes!

carino
18 Nov 2008 15:58

2damnDecent?????????

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ROFLMAO.. im sorry but i had to laugh at this one... 

where's cande

CANDE!!!!! come see..... come see.... tdc has a Julius Malema, too... heheheheeheh kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.....

Nonny
18 Nov 2008 16:07

LOL

Toodecent
18 Nov 2008 16:15

2damnDecent???>>> Not with this one, am puting an urgent application to have this name removed.

andi01
18 Nov 2008 16:15

thatha TDDC thatha, eish izimanga azipheli apha ekhaya ROTFLMAOL

belz
18 Nov 2008 16:17

Too damn decent, speechless, LOL!!!

carino
18 Nov 2008 16:27

Nonny
18 Nov 2008 16:28

thatha TDDC thatha, eish izimanga azipheli apha ekhaya ROTFLMAOL
hahahhahahahhahahh next will have TOO DOUBLE DAMN DECENT. I mean WTF happened to originality.

carino
18 Nov 2008 16:29

Tuesday, March 11, 2008
by Nonny
Bloggers, as you are aware that Nonny spends her entire day here at TVSA from Monday – Friday.


Yha, right!

immaculate
18 Nov 2008 16:32

Freaky business ekse...pure plagiarism.

Centrepiece
18 Nov 2008 16:37

Wher is originality ppl come on!!!! I say Toodecent you should sue for copyrights!!

belz
18 Nov 2008 16:37

Hey immaculate *waving like a lunie* , havent seen in a while.

Toodecent
18 Nov 2008 16:38

Immaculate TDDC even got wena mo? Lemme leave now honey am coming home.....

Nonny
18 Nov 2008 16:41

Tuesday, March 11, 2008
by Nonny
Bloggers, as you are aware that Nonny spends her entire day here at TVSA from Monday – Friday.
Yha, right!

hahahahaha Cariri, khuluka mfethu, 2moro I'm back to blogging waya waya like b4.

belz
18 Nov 2008 16:43

khuluka mfethu> Eish Nonny, yini kanti namhlanje, isn't it supposed to be khululeka?

immaculate
18 Nov 2008 16:47

*wave wave* tjovitjooooo... good to see you gal it's been a very while. U guys are stil so proper_i like. 

TDC wa nkolota! 

Nonny
18 Nov 2008 16:47

khuluka mfethu> Eish Nonny, yini kanti namhlanje, isn't it supposed to be khululeka?
Angithi it's lento ka Boris that has me even forgetting my name, let alone my home language.

Kakapana
18 Nov 2008 16:49

do you bloggers ever think that the people you are chating to on the site, can be your worst enemy or even worse your parents? 
@ belz imagine if the Mc Dee dude is actually a member of tvsa...lol

belz
18 Nov 2008 16:52

kakapana: i dont care, he should be ashamed of himself, lol!!!

carino
18 Nov 2008 16:52

khululeka mfethu, 2moro I'm back to blogging waya waya like b4.

You better be back, san'.... im not asking you nicely anymore.... 

tdc.... The Switch better have Tshisa tomoro, morning, bofssss....

Bye, mense.....

Nonny
18 Nov 2008 17:00

hehehehh LMAo @ Carino making demands.


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