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Off Topic - Reloaded

Written by Nonny from the blog Off Topic - Reloaded on 24 Apr 2008
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Ok, this is not going to be a good article, because I just put it together now *so forgive me beautiful bloggers*. Once again I have realised our favourite tendency which is going OFF TOPIC, so I thought it makes sense to provide a platform for our lovely habit. Therefore people, feel free to go off topic, but please let’s keep it simple, considerate and have fun.

My first off topic is: Guys, I am really impressed with the Shakespeare Mzansi line up. To me Entabeni was quite phenomenal *ok, maybe not phenomenal, but it was a good production!!*. I loved the Mzansi yet highly Shakespearian storyline and our SA actors are good hey. How did u feel about Entabeni and does Izingane Zobaba seem promising to you after the first episode?

How private are TVSA private messages? Not that I am doing anything illegal *I wouldn't dare risk it.......LOL*, but I tend to ask myself how private are the things that we discuss in our PM's. There are quite a few bloggers I communicate with about highly personal stuff via our PM's and is this safe?

Selimathunzi, am I the only one who believes this show needs a drastic change. It's been around for years, yet the growth is almost invisible. They need to liven the show up a bit more, perhaps even get better and lively presenters, what do you think?

Can an informed person tell me the real reason why some men *even women lately* have this habit of growing their pinky fingernail *ucikicane*, my brother says it represents his lokshin roots, but still I don't get it, why???

Lastly, I am a smoker, if you were previously a smoker, or perhaps had a similar habit, tell me how did you get over it. Cause at the moment, my Dunhill Menthol Lights is my everything, when I need to make a difficult decision, I light a cigarette and suddenly I can think clearly. I think *emphasis on think* I am ready to learn how to quit, but I don't where to start, any worthy advice?

Neway, it is always good to blog with you guys, have a fabulous day.

So those are my Off Topics, what are yours???

312 Comments

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 02:45

There you bloggers, feel free to go OFF TOPIC!!!
P.S - Toxic, Rene, Vutmi & Azhot, thanks gals, u'll be proud to know I didn't pay anyone to post this for me, I decided to be patient and do it myself. But thank u so much for all ur help with my other artilces!!!!

belz
24 Apr 2008 02:51

my brother says it represents his lokshin roots, > LOL usangene ubrother wakho Nonny!!! 

Im also loving the Shakespeare thing, i salute fo sho for these dramas, Entabeni was some scary *bleep!* but ibimnandi. Yazi i know just how some people get offended ngelanguage on tvsa, nami i was like that before but i have learnt a lot of things lana, i know kubuhungu ukufunda into ongayizwayo but if you ask and people tell you, you learn, jonga manje sendiyasithetha nyhani isixhosa!! angithi singabhala noma yini esiyifunayo Nonny?

sponono
24 Apr 2008 02:57

weNonny..usheshe wazbongela-ke mntakama  where are the pics ...sifuna i-pic yes'nqam skagwayi, ipic yo-cikicane orujiwe ngecutex,  i-pic ya-one of those ladies who have "ugly" wedding gowns made on selimathunzi.....BEFORE uzbongele OK....LOL....jus kiddin girl...fast move i mus say.......i hope you come up with your job-reports this fast...neh!!

Porsch
24 Apr 2008 02:59

haibo nna i like Selimathinzi its safe to say ke die hard and it still fun to watch.
mmmmhhhhhmmmm Kaos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( he is tall, hot and chocolate) what else could a girl ask for..... Kaos mwha

Now, who listens to Eddie Zondi ko Metro??? i think that man is soooooooo rude and if he's tired of hosting the show he should quit....... u ya ndidika

sponono
24 Apr 2008 03:06

eddi zondi and wilson b nkosi are the metrofm grandpa's they are NEVER gonna get rid of them  
(its like no matter what beers and ciders sabmiller come up with they'll ALWAYS have BLACK LABEL and CASTLE MILK STOUT (even if few people drink those. ....so that is the same with these two...

Toxic
24 Apr 2008 03:09

Izingane zo baba? I am falling in love with it already cause it brought back that woman (Portia on the film) back on my screen. I will always love uMbali shem.

Kodwa that part ka baba o retirarayo demanding his kids tell him how much they love him made me crack up!! Tuesday nights on SABC are really interesting fo sho!

As for Selimathunzi, shame that place is a platform for all those has-beens to get their shine------Kuli Roberts, Siphokazi smthng, Caroline Fassie etc. Wouldn't be suprised if V-mash made her come back on that show.

Oh an BTW-your topics technically aren't OFF TOPIC cause that's your topic, gettit?

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 03:09

"angithi singabhala noma yini esiyifunayo Nonny?"
Belz gal, I must say ur Zulu makes me ashamed of my efforts to learn other languages, ngakho ke u inspire me yazi, keep it and yeah bhala nama yini sisi.........LOL

"weNonny..usheshe wazbongela-ke mntakama where are the pics ...sifuna i-pic yes'nqam skagwayi, ipic yo-cikicane orujiwe ngecutex, i-pic ya-one of those ladies who have "ugly" wedding gowns made on selimathunzi....."
LOL Sponono u are killing me, yazi phela I decided to do this while reading the Andile Ncube blog and I saw that we were drifting from the topic, so there was no time for uploading images. 

Porsch
24 Apr 2008 03:12

Eish nee maan, plus wilson Nkosi how can i eva forget him, they must call bondo rather neeeee maaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!

"THIS MAN IS BIG, THIS MAN IS BLACK, THIS MAN IS BONDO" (i miss that)

zolx
24 Apr 2008 03:13

Kaos has been on Seli way too long ...what else does he do besides that. Mna i know i cant do the same thing forever shame....isnt he ambitious like ooAndile to be the big guy behind the scenes and do something else or even move to another show or consider acting like we've seen with our presenters/entertainers (strangely i cant think of anyone who's done that at the mo, funny nhe!)
howcome i've been a blogger for a while but never get PMs - and i see cliques of the old bloggers sending & exchanging messages - question: why is it so easy to talk or engage with some bloggers but yet difficult to make friends (online tho) - am i the one who's not outgoing?

Best-Achiever
24 Apr 2008 03:14

Thanks Nonny  .. let me use this usefully *i hope*

1. Do we have anyone who can help me with contact details for plumber in Durban ... i need them to replace the gyser in some flat, it starting to be cold and it wont be fair to my tenant, Please bantu bakithi

2. Anyone who is from Mtata(EC), can they please help me a number for a holiday accomodation ...need to book a place to sleep for the coming weekend ...im attending a wedding there ...Please

esih Sponono ...uyagi laghisa goed

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 03:17

Off topic????

Azania and Penny's voices are sooo depressing,they remind me of humming ngomlindelo,when everyone is reloading and about to lie some more...
 
I been listening to AK this whole week,I felt strongly about blogging about it,but common sense prevailed and I must admit that his guests made him look good and very exceptional as a presenter.Sadly Sbu is about to take over and relegate this boy to good memories he created this week.

belz
24 Apr 2008 03:18

BA, akume ngobuvila, there ia thing called yellow pages and google, if you want for a fee i can check all those things out for you.

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 03:18

"eddi zondi and wilson b nkosi are the metrofm grandpa's they are NEVER gonna get rid of them
(its like no matter what beers and ciders sabmiller come up with they'll ALWAYS have BLACK LABEL and CASTLE MILK STOUT (even if few people drink those. ....so that is the same with these two..."
LMAO, Perfect example Sponza, Eddie & Wilson are the ancestors of MetroFM, just like Queenie & Karabo in Generations, even if people say what, they will leave by choice and not force............LOL

"Oh an BTW-your topics technically aren't OFF TOPIC cause that's your topic, gettit?"
LOL, yeah I get it Tox, u know u always have to come with ur HG thinking,,,,,,,,,LOL

"Kodwa that part ka baba o retirarayo demanding his kids tell him how much they love him made me crack up!!"
@ Toxic - Yeah, that was a very weired moment for me it made me LOL, I can just imagine pitching to get my dad's position by telling him how much I love him...........eheheh...........only in Mzansi fo sho!!!!

Best-Achiever
24 Apr 2008 03:24

BA, akume ngobuvila, there ia thing called yellow pages and google, if you want for a fee i can check all those things out for you.

@belz .... Please do so my luv

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 03:25

I see no1 is addressing my smoking problem so I guess I'll just keep on puffing my lungs away.........LOL

Best-Achiever
24 Apr 2008 03:31

I see no1 is addressing my smoking problem so I guess I'll just keep on puffing my lungs away.........

....i cant give you a solid advice but when im trying to stop a certain habit, i replace it with something else ...maybe fins something you can eat whenever that tempation  arise and carry it in your beg like that DH ...LOL

monchooza
24 Apr 2008 03:32

No matter what people do or say i STAND my ground on this one (i am entitled to it) I think the Palesa women on Generations is Hot and I like and Love here on and off the the Screen. i love the way she acts, talk and dress. yes a lot of people think she sucks mara mina i think she is Simply the best....you go Palesa Mocominyana

monchooza
24 Apr 2008 03:36

@Nonny
I see no1 is addressing my smoking problem so I guess I'll just keep on puffing my lungs away.........LOL

Smoking is not a problem Nonny its a Hobby...LOL

monwy
24 Apr 2008 03:39

ja uryt monchh... let mi go outside now and puff in the air

zolx
24 Apr 2008 03:39

I think Palesa cant act to save her life - she sucks big time...no offence monchooza..

@Nonny - you can start by cutting down on the number of ciggies you have a day and then it should get easier to quit from there....not that i was a regular smoker. I used to have one a day after work 2 years ago and it really helped to clear my mind a little. YOu know those jobs that leave you drained at the end of the day with no energy at all from working your butt off - i needed it, at least now i have time to blog too.

Toxic
24 Apr 2008 03:39

Who here watched THE APPRENTICE on Tuesday and who here thinks Randall should have said YES to Trump (McDonald.....thanx Nons) hiring her?

sponono
24 Apr 2008 03:39

so kahle kahle what is goin on ngemphintsh'yam u Menzi -our very own Miss Brown says something else..about Menzi having already recieved his money while the sowetan says somethin else

Brown Suga>>The wedding was BEFORE he got the money. He only got the money this week.

Tody's Sowetan>>
A source close to Ngubane told Sowetan yesterday that Ngubane, who married his fiancee Palesa Sedibe on Saturday, was still waiting for the cash. SABC spokesman Kaizer Kganyago yesterday confirmed that Ngubane had not yet received the money.

belz
24 Apr 2008 03:40

hahahahah monchooza, shem uyamlwela umuntu wakho. Nonny, i dont smoke but i think almost know how you feel when the urge hits you, coke  (coca cola) does that to me and i wake up at 10pm and go to the garage if i dont have it at home. But maybe wena if feel you like puffing, just eat ice blocks, this other guy i know did that when he tried to quit, he suceeded for 2 months but he went back. maybe wena izokusebenzela. mhlawumbe ungashaya ngedolo phansi uthandaze when you feel like smoking, phela into ezifana nalezi zidinga umthandazo sometimes.

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 03:43

@Monchooza,
Whatever that works for you,man.
I know of a gal who gets her senses in disarray everytime Moshe from Takalani is on tv.......

Renegade
24 Apr 2008 03:46

Eish Tox, you know how I feel about this, but just to reiterate. Trump is a doofbag for placing Randal in that situation, it was a loose loose for him. 
He says yes, he's a wimp, he says no, he's selfish...geez. 
And imagine u Trump saw someone ask that of someone else, he would have trumped them. Eish, thinking about it upsets me.

I have so much work to do today, yet all i wanna do is be off topic, what am I gonna do.

sponono
24 Apr 2008 03:48

lepogo   << i know of a gal who gets her senses in disarray everytime Moshe from Takalani is on tv......>>.  hi hi hi hi LOL

nami I go crazy  whenever UNATHI sings i get goosebumps..she's that good......LOL

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 03:50

Thank u guys for all the quitting advice, I have cut down, I did three a day rule, and it was too hard to maintain, so now I smoke 5 ciggies a day, atleast a 20 lasts me four days now, akufani ne Monchy?, coz the evil Trevor Manuel increases our packs by 66c..........mximmmmmmm!!!!
And wena Pooky, I am so proud of u for sticking to ur quitting chomza!!!!

@ Sponono, nami as far as I know uMenzi is still R500 000 poorer...........LOL.........I mean he still hasn't received the moola, yazi this is so mean of SABC, coz ngabe he had a different wedding altogether with that money............LOL.........*jus kidding Sbuddah fans*

@ Tox, u know I watched the Apprentice and u know exactly how i feel!!!

Toxic
24 Apr 2008 03:53

Rene and Nonny, eish u guys, i wasn't asking you!!! I want to see how many people watched it cause it seems we're the only ones that did!

Renegade
24 Apr 2008 03:56

@zolx - howcome i've been a blogger for a while but never get PMs - and i see cliques of the old bloggers sending & exchanging messages - question: why is it so easy to talk or engage with some bloggers but yet difficult to make friends (online tho) - am i the one who's not outgoing

Maybe you should start in the GB's,and if you "hit if off " with someone, you can upgrade to PM's ...hehe

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 03:57

@Toxic,
Well,I have never ever had any love for reality shows,except when during the last Big brother when everyone told me there might be hanky going on,other than that,if Mr Trump would take off that ugly hairpiece and do Ivan on live tv....Mhhhhhhhhhh that would be great tv

@Spo,
Everytime when Lebo Mashila is on tv and her bod shows,my woman changes the channel and gets me a bib.....

Renegade
24 Apr 2008 03:59

Hahaha Tox, i guess we really are the only ones, together with the people in the forum who dont come here.

belz
24 Apr 2008 04:00

Good advice Rene,  zolx,  give love to get some back, i'll send you a PM now, i know how it is to feel neglected

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 04:01

"I have so much work to do today, yet all i wanna do is be off topic, what am I gonna do."
@ Rene - blog my darling, becareful not to spend too much time drowning in ur work and then when it's too late u realise u haven't lived..........I mean u realised u haven't blogged.......LOL

Monhooza, it's ok carry on loving ur Palesa, even though I still believe she has false teeth, something just doesn't look like ngasemlomeni..........LOL.........kodwa ke, so what vele...........it's a question of choice!!!!

Off Topic - has anyone seen Queen's / Sophie Ndaba's real hair? I always ask myself ingabe ufihle umqothuko ne njibbs *residing hairline* enjane under those weaves and pony's she always rocks............LOL

J-Girl
24 Apr 2008 04:02

mna what i want to know why is it that the general public feel that menzi is supposed to have spent that money on his wedding, what if he had bigger plans for it? 
that wedding was the best they could do and what they wanted to do...
how financially sensible is it to blow half a million (or a huge chunk of it) on a 1 day celebration rather than investing it on sumthing worthwhile?
coz then what matters is the marriage and not the wedding...
uright uMazwi we2 he could have been married at the back of his neighbour's shack waya echisa nyama for the reception for all i care; i would have been happy for him nonetheless

myname
24 Apr 2008 04:04

yha babes you are back. I feel u with that stupid nail. Even my brother has it & i dont know how many times i tell him its not cool anymore. Still on Selimathunzi yes i enjoy seeing Kaos but yes Nonny its boring with ooMsawawa with their terrible attire plus Kuli Roberts when is she changing her surname BTW. And did u hear Msawawa calling Kuli Babes LOL kids of today nk nk nk nk nk. Where is Seboelelo anyway with her Pony Tail (oh she loves ukufakela)

Renegade
24 Apr 2008 04:06

@Monchooza: no matter what people do or say i STAND my ground on this one 
Stand your ground wena Monchooza, you heard what Palesa and Dineo were saying to Sharon last night, we all have our wierd pleasures...hehe

@Lepogo: I know of a gal who gets her senses in disarray everytime Moshe from Takalani is on tv
The mere possibility of this being true makes me LMAO. But then again, it depends on how young/old a girl we are talking about here.

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 04:08

"Everytime when Lebo Mashila is on tv and her bod shows,my woman changes the channel and gets me a bib....."
LOL, shame I can just imagine ur poor woma, and oh *I'm glad to hear about a broda drooling over a fellow Mapakisha like Lebza*

"Rene and Nonny, eish u guys, i wasn't asking you!!! I want to see how many people watched it cause it seems we're the only ones that did!"
Toxy gal, I know most people didn't watch it, but anyways it's not about the crowds!!!

Charlie Brown
24 Apr 2008 04:12

Geez - where to start!  So many topics - so little time!

First - Toxic:  I watched the Apprentice!  I think Randall made the right decision - I thought Donald was SO wrong by putting Randall in that position.  Donald Trump is NOT Tokyo Sexwale!  Honestly!  And I hate to bring the race card but Donald leaves me no choice - this is the first Black Brother that wins - why cant they enjoy it like any other winner?  Rebecca lost - i loved her to - but she couldnt measure up to Randall!  

Nonny: Girl please stop smoking!  Its really bad for you and you know it.  I dont need to get into details.  You might not see your 50s because of this.  Just make a decision and take it one day at a time.  

Guys - Selimathunzi is SO 1985!!!!!!!! They better shape up or shake out!!!!!

monchooza
24 Apr 2008 04:12

one other thing mina i dont mind being the Odd one.....cause even now it seems i am the only one who is less concerned with Andile's depature from Live(our screens) its long over due......somehow for me he was not that good at presenting a music show....he is home affairs kinda presenter

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 04:15

"And did u hear Msawawa calling Kuli Babes LOL kids of today nk nk nk nk nk. Where is Seboelelo anyway with her Pony Tail (oh she loves ukufakela)"
Yah man Myname, kids of today are unbelievable, how can uMsawawa say Kuli Babes, to someone old enough to be his grandmother...........*nc nci izingane zanamuhla, no respect at all I tell u.......LOL*
Oh and as for S'bulelo, she personifies the word simplicity!!!

sponono
24 Apr 2008 04:17

hi hi hi you need a bib afta drooling over Lebo Mashile....LOL   hi hi hi eish.........Lepogo...
you must admit though that Lebo Mashile  makes sense most of the times......although she can be motormouth hi hi hi (they actually ordered her books at work afta that time-of-the-writer festival....

Renegade
24 Apr 2008 04:18

And Tox, i know you dont wanna hear from me, but one more thing about the apprentice- 
What is it exactly that made Rebecca so deserving(I know i'm preaching to the converted here, but maybe someone else will shed light). Coz the broken ankle sure cant be it...I mean really! Oh, she was loyal to Toral? But even Trump questioned the ppl she was loyal to, I mean, am I a great person if I am loyal to my brother who is a serial killer? Hai man....

monchooza
24 Apr 2008 04:18

S'bulelo, she personifies the word simplicity!!!

she is on highveld stereo in the venings from 21H00 to midninght, she is pleasure to listen to

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 04:19

@Nonny,
Are you?You are?Errr,eish,yerrrrr,errr(running off to get a bib-if only I knew where shee puts them)Too late...... 

sponono
24 Apr 2008 04:19

Nonny.....S'bulelo...makes me feel all tingly wheneva she's on TV....i use to feel like that for Pabi moloi until she become too..i donno barbie-ish..or glamorous...or whaeva these presenters become tryin to be the next Carol bouwer....but S'bulelo...mmmh  I'd marry her on a spot...kwangempela

zolx
24 Apr 2008 04:20

@ Renegade - i assume GB's are guestbooks - am i right? 
@ belz - i know how it is to feel neglected -awwww....thanks gal, oh and i'm waiting for the PM

sponono
24 Apr 2008 04:21

monchooza uyatholakala yini lowo high-nton-nton ngapha KWAZULU  ukuze ngizizwele lengan-yomuntu

Madamzee
24 Apr 2008 04:22

@ nonny smoking issue. i tried to cut down to 1cig at night, but eish when im stressed, i puff puff puff like there is no tommorrow!!!! 

Can anybody tell me where can i go and remove my tatoo?????????? my sister is stressing me EVERYDAY and telling me that it is a doorway to evil spirits!!!!!!!

The people who did my tatoo have left the premisis. Do you guys know of any tatoo shop, around Jozi? Professonals

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 04:22

"Selimathunzi is SO 1985!!!!!!!! They better shape up or shake out"
@ Charlie Brown - Gal, it can't be 1985, coz then it's only 22 years, Selimathunzi is from 19foetsek and it's about time some change took place there.............LOL

"Nonny: Girl please stop smoking! Its really bad for you and you know it. I dont need to get into details. You might not see your 50s because of this. Just make a decision and take it one day at a time."
Eish, I know Charlie, but kunzima sisi, it's been years and years ngiyibhema lempepho yami engu ngwayi. 

"he is home affairs kinda presenter"
Home Affairs, no ways man Monchy, did Andie try to steal ur Palesa away from u?.............LOL..........*ngiyadlala bandla ungangijovi plz*

Madamzee
24 Apr 2008 04:28

oh "i meant premises and tatoo palours"

myname
24 Apr 2008 04:29

hehehehe izingane zobaba is interesting guys & i bet that khintshilili (lastborn) is gonna win.what her name kanene???? I cant wait for the presentaiton ................Nonny how much you love dear? lol

andi01
24 Apr 2008 04:32

@Nonny actually to quit smoking is very very easy, i have done it more than a 1000 times already.

myname
24 Apr 2008 04:32

khilikintshi means lastborn....sorry about that

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 04:33

"Are you?You are?Errr,eish,yerrrrr,errr(running off to get a bib-if only I knew where shee puts them)Too late......"
@ Lepogo, yeah yeah I am, and ur trying to desperately find a bib image is killing me...........LOL

"@ nonny smoking issue. i tried to cut down to 1cig at night, but eish when im stressed, i puff puff puff like there is no tommorrow!!!!"
@ Madamzee, they say it's aprocess, so one step at a time and we'll get there.

"Can anybody tell me where can i go and remove my tatoo?????????? my sister is stressing me EVERYDAY and telling me that it is a doorway to evil spirits!!!!!!! "
@ Madamzee - Isn't it ur body, not ur sisters? U have already done it, so if it gives u pleasure why take it away? And besides I believe tatoos are never fully removed there will always be a certain mark, dent, whatever but something that shows that there once was a tatoo. So plz think carefully and remove it for urself not ur sister or anyone else *except God*!!!!

@ Monchy & Sponza, nami I love the fact that S'belelo never changes, she is still plain old Mary-Jane and she hasn't given in to the preasure of the barbie look that most people have opted for...........kodwa ke........never mind.........for once I'll leave it at that..........LOL

Dimago
24 Apr 2008 04:34

Who here watched THE APPRENTICE on Tuesday and who here thinks Randall should have said YES to Trump (McDonald.....thanx Nons) hiring her?
@ Toxy  I did and i think Randall made the right decision...it would have been a classic case of  "Shine on my Shine"
But i think Mr Trump will hire her...

Madamzee
24 Apr 2008 04:37

@ Lepogo: do you think Lebo Mashile is hottttt? 

@ nonny: i am also glad to see a brother who likes women with a bit of meet and curves!!!!!  

I never thought guys drool over our types you know!! its good to hear that !!!

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 04:41

"@Nonny actually to quit smoking is very very easy, i have done it more than a 1000 times already."
LMAO..........me too Andi01, but this time I wanna be more comitted to quitting.

"hehehehe izingane zobaba is interesting guys & i bet that khintshilili (lastborn) is gonna win.what her name kanene????"
@ Myname, something tells me that lasborn (also forgot her name) won't win coz she is being overlooked yet she is the most deservant one. She is a good poerson and she is conniving like her siblings. But asazi we'll see, oh while on the subject on Izingane Zobaba, is it just me or does uMadladuna (Kwazi Nkosi's Best friend) (forgot his name too) make u LOL no matter what character he could be potraying, unobudididi in him naturally yazi??

monchooza
24 Apr 2008 04:43

monchooza uyatholakala yini lowo high-nton-nton ngapha KWAZULU  ukuze ngizizwele lengan-yomuntu

eish spopo uhm not sure.mara you know moss if you dont have it that side you can always get them on their website www.highveldstereo.co.za

myname
24 Apr 2008 04:48

And Madamzee dont 4get to ask money from ur sister bcoz i heard its expensive to remove it. yhoooo thats my song gata lenna joe

KeleFabulous
24 Apr 2008 04:50

good day peeps!

@ monchoo...i also like palesa. can't comment on her acting as i don't pay too much attention on that but i like her style...or rather let me say i love her hair more than anything else. and her clothes somethimes...when she's not looking like a rainbow after the rain

you guys better lay off of eddie and wilson! they play nice relaxing music and htat's exactly what i need on a sunday afernoon.

shoo can't comment on the apprentice and entabeni bits...hardly watch any tv

if there's someone out there who watches Y & R please tell a sister if Nic is really dead or if he'll come back from the dead?

belz
24 Apr 2008 04:52

Kele, unjani uPunku?

Segololo
24 Apr 2008 04:53

<<Lastly, I am a smoker, if you were previously a smoker, or perhaps had a similar habit, tell me how did you get over it.>> I got sick. I lost my voice had laryngitis(sp), whenever I opened my mouth my throat would just BBBBBUUUUUUURRRNNNN!!! I was on lozenges for 2 weeks then sent to an ENT who just checked me and said "If you don't quit smoking, we will have to operate on that throat which may leave you with a hole on your neck" I was mortified! I was not gonna lose my thorat because of a bad habit and just like that i quit! And because my ma had accompanied me to the ENT, she was not impressed and she reminded me about this bad behaviour until she discovered I was having sex years later!

Abt 2 years ago, I had throat problems and had to have an operation to remove polyps and this might have been due to my earlier bad habit... Once in a while if I indulge in ALC, I grab just one puff from a friend and then the image of the hole in my neck stops me dead from taking another puff... most of my high school buddies that I experimented with are still smokers and they SUFFER because their parents still don't know and I am talking about women in the early 30s!! Ha ha ha

Madamzee
24 Apr 2008 04:55

Isn't it ur body, not ur sisters? U have already done it, so if it gives u pleasure why take it away? And besides I believe tatoos are never fully removed there will always be a certain mark, dent, whatever but something that shows that there once was a tatoo. So plz think carefully and remove it for urself not ur sister or anyone else *except God*!!!!

@ nonny: you should hear her in the morning when i am in the bath,. she would open the bible and preach about your body being the templ, wara wara, you would really feel guity that you have a tatoo. it is so cute though. it was just a childish act in matric.  

But is it evil ppl? 

oh another thing, ive been afraid to ask. what is ROFLMBAO or something like that. i havent been here long so i need to get in touch with the bloggers jargon!

belz
24 Apr 2008 04:57

Hayibo Sego, a hole in the neck, that's scary!!! yho yho yho, Annonymous uyabone ke, vele uyiyeke lento yakho yokubhema!!! (Annonymous stop this thing of smoking)- translation specially for Sego.

myname
24 Apr 2008 04:58

@Nonny mna i think uBuyile Mdladlana i eating 2 cakes at the same time (im talking about those 2 older sisters). Hey lets leave umaqash-qash babes. Did u watch Khumbule'khaya yesterday hayi ugogo nesambatho saseZion or kwa Shembe.....................I will b back Im going to lunch though im broke.

belz
24 Apr 2008 04:59

Madamzee - Rolling on the floor laughing my bloody/black ass off!!

Segololo
24 Apr 2008 05:00

Tox<<Wouldn't be suprised if V-mash made her come back on that show. >> she is on Motsweding FM on staurday mornings and she still loves saying the "Abalengani iyoo" stuff!!

Zulu on TVSA!! Why are bloggers instisting on writing in Zulu when it leaves some of us out of the topics... Why can't you translate the stuff if it is so important to let "everyone" know. I mean the basics of cummunication is having a sender,a receiver and a message... AND an appropriate message to the receiver of the message. This Zulu communicating is not being received by all!!  

Madamzee
24 Apr 2008 05:00

yo Segololo!! that is some scary sh*** . i am quitting as in like now!!!!!!

KeleFabulous
24 Apr 2008 05:03

Punku's getting better, Bela. his appetite is coming back. thanks for asking.

am i the only 1 who watches Y & R bantu?

i used to smoke while still at tech. my habit ended the day my mom and sister decided to pay me a surprise visit and bring me lunch one sunday afternoon and found me puffing away. every now and then when i'm in a club i'll feel like 1 but really, i still don't get how 1 can say they're addicted to those things...???

Madamzee
24 Apr 2008 05:03

Thanks Belz!! you are life safer i only know "WTF" & LMBAO the  "ROF" hai maan!!

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 05:04

Sego, gal that was hectic, shuw wee makes me wanna quit NOW. The thing is I have been smoking for years( from High School, Tertiary till now my working days, I kept consoling myself saying it's a phase, but now when I look at the 7 years I've been doing it, I realise it's actually more than a phase) and the thing is it has done nothing wrong to me and to top it off my doctor is a smoker (ya'll know most Indians most vele...........LOL.......jus kidding........don't sue me I can't afford it), so he (my doctor) never really makes feel bad about my habit. Eish, tis hard, but atleast I'm willing to try.

belz
24 Apr 2008 05:05

Soory Sego, but i translated and i really used very little zulu, tswarelo moratoa (sp)

belz
24 Apr 2008 05:09

Kele: Tell her aunt Belz wishes him well, tell him i said its part of growing up.

KeleFabulous
24 Apr 2008 05:12

off topic i haven't had the pleasure of devouring a man's lips in ...how old's my baby now? you get the picture. bathong, i'm kiss deprived! and to think i was once a serial kisser...someone please help!

KeleFabulous
24 Apr 2008 05:13

will do belz. how's your family handling this whole situation in zim? are they doing ok?

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 05:14

@MAMAMZEE,
Yup.A well built African woman,I dont find her hot,I find her,urm,whats the word,same word you use to describe Vryburg in December?Or Kalahari?Scortching hot......

And Moshidi Motshekgwa-if ya'll read that she is been stalked,point cops my direction......the drool will lead all the way to Glen Marais....

belz
24 Apr 2008 05:16

Kele: pliz dont mention man'slips, phew i just discovered amalips awrongo sana, i'd rather stop here before ndivusa ezileleyo. Unfortunately i cannot share, hihihi.

belz
24 Apr 2008 05:19

LOL Lepogo!! Eish Kele, whenever i call them, they say they are fine, i dont know really, im not buying it, you know old people say these things for you not to worry, but when i heard of the arms from China, i freaked out! i dont know really!!

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 05:30

By the way,wouldnt it be nice if some characters from these woods would feature ko Big Brother 3?

Especially Spo,Best-Achiever,Nonny,Segololo of course le Monchooza.

I would personally fill in the forms for them,given that I dont have much to do most of the time........

Cnglemother
24 Apr 2008 05:31

Eish looks like kumnandi but i just cannot blog at all today, nangoku ngiyantshontsha coz lo sathane has gone to the loo, so my pees have fun chat to u ngomso.  Best Achiever uyandawoni kahle-kahle eMthatha - will read your response at home via cellphone  - ndingakuzama ngamaGuest Houses esiwabookayo thina la emsebenzini for amaclients wethu? Ndinithanda nonke eTVSA - okumhlophe!

Best-Achiever
24 Apr 2008 05:35

I can Sleep emtata eTown ...please wethu do so ... i think that will be central .
Thanks Cnglemom

LOL @ lepogo

Blossom
24 Apr 2008 05:41

Bulie: Okay guyz OFF TOPIC NOW has anyone notice Busi's hands from Generations what the hell happened well maybe sum1 can tell me what happened if u have noticed that too.

Mathobid: I've noticed that too, andiyazi ibizwa ntoni ngesiXhosa, but Basotho/Tswana bathi "ke mollo wa Badimo". Kufanele ayokuthwasa...Her whole body will turn pink if she ignores it. 

Zolx: UBusi of Gen has esasifo (dont know what its called) but where your skin peels and shows the lighter skin beneath, i first noticed it on her neck and it normally spreads emzimbeni wonke...takes years to do that tho but shame 

This i read this morning and I must say Mathobid your lack of research is shocking to say the least and you sound so sure. I have the desease and has escalated with time but its still on the lips and hands its called VITILIGO- an autoimmune condition that causes skin depigmentation. It takes the form of skin white spots with a sharp margin and a milk white colour. The normal texture and sensation of the skin are preserved.

Preshiii
24 Apr 2008 05:42

-pic ya-one of those ladies who have "ugly" wedding gowns made on selimathunzi....

LOLOLOLOL! Yho Spopo,I saw the most hideous white lace "thingy" disguised as a wedding dress on Seli this past weekend (or 2 weeks ago??? Cant rememba)............. covering some woman from wherever who had brought her fiance' to see what the "thingy" looks like....yhu hayi, do they have to badlale ngabantwana babantu like that shem???

sponono
24 Apr 2008 05:44

a hole in the neck, that's scary!!! yho yho yho


Segololo, I saw this woman in Rosainne Barr's talk show long ago...she actually smoked thru the hole on her neck and could puff thru her mouth  from mouth to hole,  hole to mouth or mouth to....LOL you get the picture mos...but yes you can have such an operation if you've smoked your self to ICU...so NONNY read and learn ...(and dont say nothin nasty 'bout Sbulelo...OK...)

belz
24 Apr 2008 05:46

Ngubani manje uMathobid.

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 05:48

"Especially Spo,Best-Achiever,Nonny,Segololo of course le Monchooza."
Eish, Lepogo that would be a fantastic idea, maybe perhaps even have a TVSA Big Brother?
OK guys, imagine if we had a TVSA Big Brother, and u were allowed to share accomodation with someone, who would u want as ur roommate, and why????

KeleFabulous
24 Apr 2008 05:50

Belz you can share tuu! LOL eish now i'm remembering my first kiss...yho that guy's lips were divine! thick and round and soft and oh so so so...

DOES ANYONE ELSE IN HERE WATCH Y & R???

Blossom
24 Apr 2008 05:50

Sorry Belz this I carried over from the Andile Ncube blog, she replied there.

Charlie Brown
24 Apr 2008 05:52

Okey guys, off topic - can you date a guy 4 years younger than you?

TheLady
24 Apr 2008 05:53

Nonny you can get the picture yewedding dress ka mfazi ka Shwi...shucks..

sponono
24 Apr 2008 05:56

Presshiii  i remember that show last weeende and the designing outie was so sure of his "creation" and Kuli didnt even give any hint that this gown is ....

Preshiii
24 Apr 2008 05:56

am i the only 1 who watches Y & R bantu? 

@ KFAB: Nah girl, I'm a religious Y & R audience.

@ Tox: I saw The Apprentice & I'd rather not go into how I feel about "The Donald" putting Dr Randall Pinkett in dat position. &^%@#!#$%^&**&^%$#@@!$%^%^%$$#%%....

"WHEW"

Segololo
24 Apr 2008 05:58

Charlie: <<can you date a guy 4 years younger than you?>> YES!!!

Toxic
24 Apr 2008 06:02

load shedding in a min-bye nons, ngizo catcha up tomorrow!

belz
24 Apr 2008 06:02

Charlie: did a guy 4yrs younger than you hit on you? if you dont mind me asking?

awelani
24 Apr 2008 06:04

Hi guys, just came 2 holla @ yall'.  Really miss dis place.  Hope ur still good, ol of u.  Miss U SOO MUCH ,,,,*sob, sob* :-(

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 06:05

Thought I should post the fact that MP's are complaining that they get paid"peanuts" and Nigeria is about to issue a travelling warning for their citizens travelling to Mzantsi..........
 

ZeeZee(peaces)
24 Apr 2008 06:08

Hayi shame,this computer doesn't want me here on tvsa,it keeps on kicking me out.Andizuncama,I'll keep on re-registering.Eish,sorry Nonny,hello sisi .I'm so heart broken.

sponono
24 Apr 2008 06:09

hey bloggers did y'all notice how Andile's suprise farewell reply brought more "new" silent bloggers  and they horny mouses clickin away  hoping for a glimpse of andile's pack  hi hi hi hi hi eish amantombzan (and some fellas) clickty click and Andile is nowhere to be seen...

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 06:11

Cheers Tox *I love me some loadshedding if it means leaving work early*!!!

"Charlie: <<can you date a guy 4 years younger than you?>>"
@ Charlie, I think it depends, if u're 23, then it's just not on to date a 19/20 year old, those young ones are too young and immature. But if u're about 30, then a 26 year old is fine. But ke they say age ain't nothing but a number, to me that's a lie..............LOL........Just like "size doesn't count".........to me that's also a lie, I believe that size does counts........LOL!!!!!!!!!

myname
24 Apr 2008 06:13

preshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii whats up ngwaneso?????? love you though.........

sponono
24 Apr 2008 06:14

MP's are complaining that they get paid"peanuts..
............WHAT THE F**CK
I guess they should be paid in diet-pills and vitamins and maybe gym subscritions to get rid of the fat accummulated around their arses ..instead of peanuts which actually contain more fat.......

bloody fat idiots..the whole bunch needs to be sent to the army training camp somewhere in Timbaktu...and neva brought back the lazy sods....mncm!!!!

monchooza
24 Apr 2008 06:15

eish lepogo kele benne plaas......akina passport....i would love to participate ku big brother....but hey next year i am with them estikini

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 06:17

Hey there Peaces, gal how many times are u gonna keep registering at TVSA???

"hoping for a glimpse of andile's pack hi hi hi hi hi eish amantombzan (and some fellas) clickty click and Andile is nowhere to be seen..."
LMAO, Sponza u are bad, yeka omanakazi bashaywa i-hormone impene and that's quite normal coz phela Andi is a true hottie to most...........LOL

Preshiii
24 Apr 2008 06:23

preshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii whats up ngwaneso?????? love you though.........

@ myname: tlhapa ngwaneso, tlhapa! Donald wa ntena man nxx!

Neway bloggers, whatever happened to Witty Lady?

Preshiii
24 Apr 2008 06:23

preshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii whats up ngwaneso?????? love you though.........

@ myname: tlhapa ngwaneso, tlhapa! Donald wa ntena man nxx!

Neway bloggers, whatever happened to Witty Lady?

belz
24 Apr 2008 06:24

ROFLMAO @ Sponono, tjo tjo tjo!!!! oh hell, kanti didnt Lepogo mean member of parliaments?

ZeeZee(peaces)
24 Apr 2008 06:25

Eish I've just my old gb now,ndiyazisola but I'll try to go back to it.Is that possible though?

thinLine
24 Apr 2008 06:25

Off Topic... nonny i just hope u've noticed how much responses u get in whatever article/comment  u  make... it show's the bloggers r fond  of u... keep on keeping  it real... now was that OFF topic or WHAT.

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 06:29

@belz
Thats what I meant.Wish I could think of a better name for all these morons who are grounding our country into abyss.

With the money they earn they deserve at least personal trainers-or maybe its because they no longer toyi toyi-I have come to detest politicians and maybe I must start a blog same as that taxi driver vent site-where we can beat and abuse and moer the devil outta them.

And the site will have treadmills where you can run yo

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 06:29

@belz
Thats what I meant.Wish I could think of a better name for all these morons who are grounding our country into abyss.

With the money they earn they deserve at least personal trainers-or maybe its because they no longer toyi toyi-I have come to detest politicians and maybe I must start a blog same as that taxi driver vent site-where we can beat and abuse and moer the devil outta them.

And the site will have treadmills where you can run your

Best-Achiever
24 Apr 2008 06:30

@Peaces ... i had a similar problem gal but it was resolved after itold Tashi about it, so just PM him, he definately gonna help you.

@Nonny .... they say age ain't nothing but a number, to me that's a lie.......
 I also dont believe this ...phela iminyaka le eskhuluma ngayo

myname
24 Apr 2008 06:32

@preshi take it eazy babes. ............LOL LOL LOL LOL sponono

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 06:38

"Off Topic... nonny i just hope u've noticed how much responses u get in whatever article/comment u make... it show's the bloggers r fond of u... keep on keeping it real... now was that OFF topic or WHAT."
Thinline - If u were tryna prove that black do blush, well u have succeeded  *my cheeks are practically red......LOL*, thanks for the love and don't be a stranger. I love ur username, it reminds of the way I feel about my ex, it truly is: "A thin line between love and hate!!!!"

lepogo
24 Apr 2008 06:46

OOPS..............

sponono
24 Apr 2008 06:47

*my cheeks are practically red......LOL...weNonny...musukus'landa ngohlelo...what if umnyama...what happenes to your cheeks then...LOL

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 06:52

"weNonny...musukus'landa ngohlelo...what if umnyama...what happenes to your cheeks then...LOL"
@ Sponono - LMAO, well if umnyama ur cheeks turn darker, ube ilahle and b4 u know it, u are looking like a minnie Robert Mugabe...........LOL

mabhebheza
24 Apr 2008 06:54

Off topic ...flu is getting the better of me ...im sniffin & sneezin tissues evrywhere haaibo any bhiza 4rm Mai Mai 2help a sista out or 1 of those zifozonke mashaya bhuqe!!

faraimagic
24 Apr 2008 06:55

mina im begining to think that Thabo Mbeki and Robert Mugabe have something in common...They are bot RETARDS!  how can one say there is no crisis inj Zim?

shai
24 Apr 2008 06:56

LOL.... nonny you make laugh until my under..... goes wet

hahahaha....

shai
24 Apr 2008 06:59

Oops 

I meant You make me laugh

Pooky
24 Apr 2008 07:02

Lastly, I am a smoker, if you were previously a smoker, or perhaps had a similar habit, tell me how did you get over it. 

Heish my buzum unfortunately i had no other choice but to quit my friend coz ibi kloka isifuba sami, maara it wasnt easy chomza coz nami i also had my moments where i'd give in to temptation and puff away. Maara as time went by    i eventually stopped getting the urge to smoke.....so i'd say my friend the best way is for you to start by cutting down to maybe 3 or 2 to maybe going a day without it and so forth.......its all in the mind my chomza....qina buzum qina you'll get there eventually............oh and i've also quit boozing my sana, wine,shazaz,coctails,cyders...i quit alles my friend...i'm so proud of myself yazi....

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 07:03

"bhiza 4rm Mai Mai 2help a sista out or 1 of those zifozonke mashaya bhuqe!!"
LOL @ Mabhebheza, I love u gal, even though u sometimes abuse my language, it's iMbiza and uMashaya Abhuqe, but I still give u an "A" for the effort.........LOL.......neway I have uzifo zonke for u as well as kuze kuse for uMr Mababe's just holla and uzobagrand, and as usual those things only work if u believe in them, so sista, u better believe!!!!

"LOL.... nonny you make laugh until my under..... goes wet"
Glad to do that Shai, even happier that I got u out of ur shell and u posted a line, now u are gonna disappear right???.........LOL!!!

belz
24 Apr 2008 07:06

hayi shai sikhathele nguwe, why kanti uhlala uwet nje wena!!!

Best-Achiever
24 Apr 2008 07:09

@Pooky .... Im so proud of you  gal ...bearing in mind it wasnt easy ....

sponono
24 Apr 2008 07:10

eeew @ wet undies..shai ngeke ndoda lungisa umzansi

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 07:12

"its all in the mind my chomza....qina buzum qina you'll get there eventually............oh and i've also quit boozing my sana, wine,shazaz,coctails,cyders...i quit alles my friend...i'm so proud of myself yazi...."
@ Pooky - LMAO at the qina part, for one moment there my buzum I thought u were gonna hold my hand in prayer and start singing the song by Avante elithi: "Wemzalwane qina, qina"...........LOL.........neway u see the irony is I don't drink, so therefore somehow ugwayi is my all when it comes to habits. But ke I'm proud of u for giving it all up qina mzalwane right back at ya.......LOL, now all I am waiting for u to say is that u are gonna quit sex and save the little that's left for marriage........LOL........*I only said this coz u my buzum and I know u won't take offence, coz I'm kidding.....(sniff sniff)*

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 07:17

Sponza and Belz, leave Shai alone man, it doesn't matter if they are always wet coz others would give anything for that pleasure...........*wink wink*.........so go ahead Shai and get wet even more...........LOL

Cnglemother
24 Apr 2008 07:21

LOL @hayi shai sikhathele nguwe, why kanti uhlala uwet nje wena!!! it depends what kinda u referring to, i am so late for this blog i dont know where to start but ithuba livulelekile lokubloga kum ngoku, i feel so bad sihlobo sam, yindaba zokuqashwa. Mabhebhy i wish i could all the medication i got for being sick & tired of work lastweek but ke kulo condition yakho iflu ikushaya ize ikuyeke. So eyesilungu aniyingeni ngoba kudala kukhonondwa kodwa nisaqhubeka.
 
Hola Farai u were missed.

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 07:32

Get well soon Mabhebheza.
And sihlobo sami esingu Cnglemom, it's cool gal, u know I am the one person who understands ur working conditions, not to worry love if u are missing out, so long as thina sisasebenza komalume and we can blog waya waya for u, all is in order angithi sisi, go on fukuza mngani????............LOL

belz
24 Apr 2008 07:33

it depends what kinda u referring to> she was wet on Harambe's blog, nangoku kuleblog usewet???tyini!!

pushi
24 Apr 2008 07:36

@ Nonny - well if umnyama ur cheeks turn darker, ube ilahle and b4 u know it, u are looking like a minnie Robert Mugabe...........LOL

ROTFLMBAO, Haai, Nonny stop making us laugh so hard, no don't stop, abanye abantwana are wetting their underpants, or maybe it's the underarms, either way haai o wrongo shem hihihihi.....!!
U guys rock yazi mara

Pooky
24 Apr 2008 07:37

@ Pooky - LMAO at the qina part, for one moment there my buzum I thought u were gonna hold my hand in prayer and start singing the song by Avante elithi: "Wemzalwane qina, qina

kwahahahahaaaaa LMAO, Nonny kodwa wena yazi awusolwa yinto yokuthetha, ufuze bani choma..............But ke I'm proud of u for giving it all up qina mzalwane right back at ya.......LOL...thanks buzum although i'm still LMAO......

now all I am waiting for u to say is that u are gonna quit sex and save the little that's left for marriage
iyoooooooooh ANGEKE buzum, shhhhuuuu ngiluthanda kangaka ucansi, phela its the best thing since sliced bread.....ANGEKE,NEVER,NOOIT,ANDISOZE...that is one addiction i'm proud of and will stick to ndide ndikhabe iketile(die)...

Nonny
24 Apr 2008 07:47

Pooky I am speechless ulithanda kanje kanti ucansi, I think this would be be the appropriate time to hold my hand in prayer and start singing the song by Avante elithi: "Wemzalwane qina, qina".........gal u need Jesus, if u could quit smoking and alcohol, what makes u think u can't do the ultimate???

"Haai, Nonny stop making us laugh so hard, no don't stop"
Thanks Pushi, another silent blogger who couldn't resist I see........LOL

Pooky
24 Apr 2008 08:06


hahahahahah Nonny kodwa sana you are the last little biscuit to crack about leyo into sisi.....Nonny+umndavazo=Total Ecstacy inzwane  zide zigobe....so you must neva sisi, hayi not you kaloku sana, wena uyayidlavaza straight indoda  ide iphume inyembezi......LOL

Best Achiever thank you my dali, and it wasnt easy ke nyani
Belz LMAO......yekela omnye umntwana abe wet tyini..

faraimagic
24 Apr 2008 11:15

has anyone watched the cartoons on IDOLS....especialy the Malawian one!!!!they shud have changed the sign to IDIOTS mara i had good laughs.....
?????

CngleMuM   Yho! i have never been emotional in my life.....mara the tears are closer...i missed tvsa too!

suzzy82
24 Apr 2008 22:00

has anyone watched the cartoons on IDOLS...YES i watch them everyday they r really FUNNY!!!!!IDIOTS LOL.....LOL........LOL

Cnglemother
25 Apr 2008 01:36

Farai u know u ma boy! i just miss our small talk when u r not around and u telling me about your modelling days & just yo weirdness.

Nonny thanks for understanding - but i will definately holla at u  b4 going home nextweek, umuntu usayobhoshela ngaphandle kunini ikaka yam ihamba namanzi ndingayiboni ukuthi iyaphi, ndivasele evaskomini. Ngizoshidaba ngephepha laseshoprite no more babysoft 2 ply.  blogging patterns will still be tampered with today.

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 01:48

"but i will definately holla at u b4 going home nextweek, umuntu usayobhoshela ngaphandle kunini ikaka yam ihamba namanzi ndingayiboni ukuthi iyaphi, ndivasele evaskomini. Ngizoshidaba ngephepha laseshoprite no more babysoft 2 ply."
@ Cnglemom - ROTFLMAO, gal u know that this kind of talk only happens in our GB, bazothini oMiss Nton Nton sesibanyanyisa ekuseni kangaka..........and damn I guess kini nisaphila the real primative life ngoba nisabosha ube ubuka owakukhipha last week at the same time, iphi intuthuko lapho???............LOL
Neway have a safe trip dear and do holla b4 u leave so we can say a little Cyber Prayer together, phela long weekends come with losts of accidents and I want u to be safe.........*coz u know I haven't prepared that speech of mines for iprogramme yakho yomngcwabo and I also don't have a stunning outfit to wear..........LOL*!!!!

Molilo
25 Apr 2008 01:53

Everytime I watch Idols I see the same faces.......... when r they going to the next phase we want to see those who made it to Nairobi.

Vutmi
25 Apr 2008 01:54

mmmm...nice one Nons...very proud of you deary!!! 
nways i noticed one of you questions havent been answered....
How private are TVSA private messages? 

You mos i've been curious about this ever since forever! so please good Mods and Admins answer the question! (and i am asking this in the most humblest tone) 

My off-topic question is:
who gives insurance people the right to pick and choose what they can cover or not? REALLY NOW!!!! what's the use of insuring something if its not risky? the reason i need insurance is because the bloody think i want to insure is bloody risky!! otherwise i will not need your STUPID Insurance!!! YEP I AM TALKING TO YOU ELSIE!!! (boy oh boy do i hope you are one of tvsa bloggers, you really pissed me off)

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 02:12

"YEP I AM TALKING TO YOU ELSIE!!! (boy oh boy do i hope you are one of tvsa bloggers, you really pissed me off)"
Gal, u better cross ur fingers gal........LOL........coz u never know!!!!

@ Vutmi, the one question that hasn't been asnwered is about Private Mesages, and to me NO answer is an answer indirectly, so that's been answered as well in my books................LOL

Best-Achiever
25 Apr 2008 03:49

@Nonny ... You are a moon shinning like a star for this article ... it real helped me to get a place to sleep without paying a cent ... thanks for helping me to save even more this month
@Cnglemother ... You are a moon shining like the sun for all the help you have given me, it real find me a shelter for the weekend

Im off to a wedding  

Cnglemother
25 Apr 2008 03:59

Enjoy BA, safe travel - glad i could help u. bring me back the teabags & lotions from the guest house, my clients steal those all the time.

Pooky
25 Apr 2008 04:06

Enjoy B-A

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 06:53

LOL @ Cnglemom being a true darkie.........thandakabi ukuncinza izinto zamahala. Neway thanks gal for helping uBA out and BA enjoy the wedding angel.

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:13

Vutmi, oh was it you i was talking to? If i had known i would have been ever more helpful--call me again, please and i promise to answa on the 5th ring.

yours in coverage

Elsie

Cande
25 Apr 2008 07:20

Off the topic

Thanx Toxic for your message on Facebook, i change my profile pic..please pm me Jordan's name on Facebook i want to send her a friend request

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 07:27

no mention of me....Cande...uright ngzokthola ku facebook ngikfakele amehlo wabantu.

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:32

Cande, will send it to you right now!

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 07:35

Nonny Pm's are accesible by expects and those with pin codes so No they are not Sephiri

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 07:35

Nonny Pm's are accesible by expects and those with pin codes so No they are not Sephiri

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:42

no mention of me....Cande...uright ngzokthola ku facebook ngikfakele amehlo wabantu.

Shem Monchooo-angisho wena uk'bonge khona e facebook?

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 07:42

Damn kanti iskhathi asisahambi nah....I wannna go home

Vutmi
25 Apr 2008 08:06

Vutmi, oh was it you i was talking to? If i had known i would have been ever more helpful--call me again, please and i promise to answa on the 5th ring. 

REALLY TOX? just saw your posting now, if it is you ELSIE then you sure know how to grovel!!! 
She called me a while back offering me an attractive quote and an apology. Shame i feel for the poor woman, i did shout a little and I might have called her a word i dont thing the ADMINS here will approve! And i did throw the 'is it because I am black' line.  To some it up...I am getting the insurance. There's nothing like screaming mad black women scorned!!!!

Thanks Tox, like i said on the phone, apology is highly accepted.

BTW...since when are you a white 50 year old woman?

LOL  

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:16

:) wanted to calm you down woman!!

Vutmi
25 Apr 2008 08:22

new that!!!...LOL...thanx.
BTW...i havent forgoten our little arrangement...*wink*...btween screaming at brokers and work, havent had time. but i do have the goods, just not the words. 

cheers and y'all must have a lovely and safe long weekend.

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:29

BTW...i havent forgoten our little arrangement...*wink*...btween screaming at brokers and work, havent had time. but i do have the goods, just not the words. 

K, gal.....no preshha remember? Have a great weekend tooo!!

Cande
25 Apr 2008 14:45

Thank you Monchooza for all your messages on facebook

cg
25 Apr 2008 15:40

i only got to see this staff today..thanks to loadsheddin.....
as for Selimanthunzi it was off the hook when we had Dosto noge as the presenter,shame i loved it...en for some reason  they decided to take the show outside which was good bt nou aowa ya bora.....they need a new look..
 i dont know if anyone has checked the sama website, its quite off the hook , love it.

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:13

Thanks cg, I also haven't check out the sama website but I am making my way there now!!!!

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:17

Off Topic - guys i it juist me or was Bonang a bit too emotional on LIVE when it was time to say farewell to Andile Ncube? Shame bandla uvele wangicika nje..........LOL

Cnglemother
29 Apr 2008 01:24

Eish Nonny what about the amatawu-tawu atholwa ngu Sbu? for what? Leave B alone its understandable what she did. I knew u would bring our attention to your favorite programme/presenter.  

STROH
29 Apr 2008 01:33

OFF topic..................guyz cnt wait for 2mrw,i will be da 1st person ko ATM,and ngiyabonus dis month...............damn life is good.......abahola ngezi 15 seniyiqedile imali,sekubukwa thina manje.....hi hi hi

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:34

Cnglemom - I fell off the sofa when I heard DJ Sbu earns R100 000 a month, Nkosi yami some people are lucky, that's just for doing the breakfast show, imagine when u combine the gigs he does on the side, damn he is lucky. But ke his arrogance is just not on, we know that uyimba ngamafosholo but being humble is so important.

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:44

Oh and I am not a Danny K fan, but I enjoyed his perormance on LIVE.........I've still got beef with Danny, coz at work we wanted to book him for an event we're having in June and he was going to peform three songs, and the man charged us bladdy R40 000, how dare he????.........and I only realsied that he doesn't need the job when his people said: "Danny will not accept anything less than R40 000, so take it or leave it".........yesses these SA artists are unbelievable, u can tell that their cd's are being sold for peanuts now they are making up for the money lost through these gigs that we need them for.............mximm!!!!

Cnglemother
29 Apr 2008 01:44

Stroh u r not the only mpitshi yam, nam today i am blinging, new hairdo, new nails, new attitude, i got increase  & bonus friday. All my accounts are up to date not paid off but out of arrears. 

Nonny Sbu is one successful entertainer eMzantsi fo sho. did u watch the Naledi's, Lebo M go so dramatic.

monchooza
29 Apr 2008 01:47

@Nonny where does he earn that money R100'000,00 from?????????

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:51

"nam today i am blinging, new hairdo, new nails, new attitude, i got increase & bonus friday. All my accounts are up to date not paid off but out of arrears."
LMAO @ Cnglemom, u know if u sacrificed the nails and the expensive hairdo ngabe one of ur accounts is close to being paid up.........kodwa ke what can I say to umuntu omnyama othanda ukuzirolla even if u are living lavida broka..........LOL

"Sbu is one successful entertainer eMzantsi fo sho"
@ Cnglemom, kahle ukuphapha, u know that u are supposed to remove the T in Mzansi, musa ukuba ithatha..........LOL

 

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:54

"@Nonny where does he earn that money R100'000,00 from?????????"
@ Monchooza, I think Andile and Sbu weere talking abouu YFM (yet I find it hard to beleive) but kje since Andi has also registered at TVSA, PM him and he will clarify..........LOL

Vutmi
29 Apr 2008 01:55

STROH...just rub in will you!!! and you Cnglemother you are so not fair. I dont even know when my next check will come from...LOL....damn you gals are lucky. please send me a cyber check?!? (p.s. i dont take anything less than 50 grand)..*wink*

STROH
29 Apr 2008 01:56

guys have u checked da sama website bayabhora bavele ba cut ingoma esalalele,babole kabi,i was busy singing da next thing .....................pls check da live videos.................ha ha ha to umgarimbe neskhibha esincane...................i also look blig phela ubaba wakhwami yena uhola ngezi 25..i look great even if i have to say so myself.........hi hi hi

Cnglemother
29 Apr 2008 01:58

Awu bantu Nonny i dont blame them for charging an arm & leg but these people dont sell.

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 01:59

(p.s. i dont take anything less than 50 grand)..*wink*
LOL @ Vutmi, sana uwrongo for making fun of statements that people make on serious note.......LOL!!!!

suzzy82
29 Apr 2008 02:03

R100 000 YOOO 
I'M SHOCKED

Cnglemother
29 Apr 2008 02:13

Nonny i dont care how many times Absa call centre girls call me to pay up my credit card but my nails gotta be done. I have been rocking skirpot & wigs for too long and natural nails aint my style at all. 

Vutmi it does not even amount to 50G's with bonus included so uStroh might be able to help u. uBhuti LeboM was so pissed off for being seated at back of the theatre at the Naledi this past weekend, he lashed out as he went receive the award.

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 02:26

"uBhuti LeboM was so pissed off for being seated at back of the theatre at the Naledi this past weekend, he lashed out as he went receive the award."
@ Cnglemom - LeboM is a bladdy premadona yazi, I didn't watch the Naledi's but from what I heard from "our so unreliable" newspapers, apparently he was seated at the back coz he arrived late for the function, so ubefunani coz it's his fault is he really was late???? 

Pooky
29 Apr 2008 07:40

i'm so off topic.
Listening to Sweeter than Sugar and Priceless by Joe.........love this man's music

Pooky
29 Apr 2008 08:41

....and i'm now listening to Donell Jones - Life goes on.....oohhh bethunani he's so gangsta...love him

Nonny
29 Apr 2008 08:46

@ Pooky, and mina I'm listening to the voice in my head telling me to go home.............LOL

Cnglemother
29 Apr 2008 08:47

oh safa nguPooky nelistener's choice, is that on Mhlobo wenene?

Yehake!
30 Apr 2008 01:23

i watched ingane zobaba ysterday and i have to say we do have some brains apha emzansi! those productions are beautifu l and well thought of!

angitiphecelezi, is thato from scandal pregnant? yho mamake the tummy is out of this world! maybe she should start puffing on some DHML(as per Nonny)! and lose some of that tummy baby wieght ....or is she pregies
?

Nonny
30 Apr 2008 01:44

"maybe she should start puffing on some DHML(as per Nonny)! and lose some of that tummy baby wieght ....or is she pregies"
LMAO Yehake! u are making me seem like a bad person yazi..........LOL

Neway nami I wanted to comment abt Izingane Zobaba but i decided to keep quiet b4 u guys think that I am their PRO with me ever promoting the Shakespearian productions..........LOL.......it's just that if something is good and rare, damn I get excited about it.........LOL
Needless to say, yesterday was only the second episeode and the production is already proving to be really good, I must say I am proud of the caliber of some of our SA artist's bandla!!!!

Yehake!
30 Apr 2008 02:05

hai Nonny ungakhatazeki, ur not bad some of us think dick day and night you are ingilosi sana..hi hihi

Pooky
30 Apr 2008 02:09

oh safa nguPooky nelistener's choice, is that on Mhlobo wenene?

Cnglmom....ungade kaloku sana, .........listerner's choice?????? LMAO

Sdakamiswa
30 Apr 2008 06:13

tickets for the chris rock show in joburg friday the 6th are sold out, only a few tickets are left for the sunday show, sin city is also selling out fast + accom in & around sin city is becomin scarce.... buy yours now

Nonny
30 Apr 2008 06:20

Argh man, thanks Sdakwa how kind ou u man, thank u for the infor for igenge yaseGoli, luckily for me Durbanites tend to be ongogqo so we're sill fine in terms of the availability of tickets.........LOL

Sdakamiswa
30 Apr 2008 07:14

nonny dont count on that..... u mite just miss out......

Nonny
30 Apr 2008 07:23

No ways Sdakwa, not with my connections........LOL, I have tickets to the show long time ago!!!! I love me some Chris Rock, didn't u read the blog by Poshspice where I even posted my favourate jokes by him? I am mad about his jokes!!!!

Nonny
05 May 2008 02:05

OK, finally I can talk about LIVE, kodwa Thixo, is that the best Andile could do? That guy *the new presenter* was so so bad, nomaphaphiyosi ongu Bonang is having the time of her life ephapha tryna be the main man since Andile is now behind the scenes and I won't even go to upete lwakhe and the hideous dress she wore, what was up with that???

Porsch
05 May 2008 02:33

I was so upset to see Touch there, he is just as loud as Bokang/Bonang/Boring whatever her name is, Andile whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mara he???
 

Nonny you are right Boring was just trying to steal the show which she did she didnt even give the poor Touch a chance especially when Pro was on line..  there goes my Friday nights

eish Andile o ndi yenza ntoni(forgive me( in Kethiwe's voice)  for spelling)

Porsch
05 May 2008 02:33

I was so upset to see Touch there, he is just as loud as Bokang/Bonang/Boring whatever her name is, Andile whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mara he???
 

Nonny you are right Boring was just trying to steal the show which she did she didnt even give the poor Touch a chance especially when Pro was on line..  there goes my Friday nights

eish Andile o ndi yenza ntoni(forgive me( in Kethiwe's voice)  for spelling)

Porsch
05 May 2008 02:33

I was so upset to see Touch there, he is just as loud as Bokang/Bonang/Boring whatever her name is, Andile whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mara he???
 

Nonny you are right Boring was just trying to steal the show which she did she didnt even give the poor Touch a chance especially when Pro was on line..  there goes my Friday nights

eish Andile o ndi yenza ntoni(forgive me( in Kethiwe's voice)  for spelling)

bulie
05 May 2008 02:49

I was not expecting him there how can they replace Andile with him he is fine on radio not TV bathong wa bora. T - bo Touch off u go back to radio we dnt need u in our screens

bulie
05 May 2008 02:55

Guys since when Lerato Moloi became Lerato Za Moloi and what is that Za stands for plz guys share coz this Lerato Za thing is way too boring for me

Bi tiao
05 May 2008 03:11

bulie, dusnt it stand for Lerato ka Moloi something like that inher Tshivenda lang...bt uyafosta

Nonny
05 May 2008 03:22

Awelani & Vutmi where are u guys at to explain this Za and Ka Tshivenda thingie that's confusing us...........LOL

Pooky
12 May 2008 04:28

i read on some sunday paper that uNestum & her man Bilal are so out lately that they've resulted in selling chicken feet/amanqina enkuku and have also started a car wash to make ends meat...... hayi guys is this really true???? bathong

Pooky
12 May 2008 04:34

i read on some sunday paper that uNestum & her man Bilal are so out lately that they've resulted in selling chicken feet/amanqina enkuku and have also started a car wash to make ends meat...... hayi guys is this really true???? bathong

LM
12 May 2008 04:54

@Pooky: i read on some sunday paper that uNestum & her man Bilal are so out lately that they've resulted in selling chicken feet/amanqina enkuku and have also started a car wash to make ends meat...... hayi guys is this really true???? bathong . I also read this story and I was like SO WHAT??? atleast they are doing something about their situation. I mean maotwana + car wash can turn out to be an out of this world shisa nyama + car wash. Amanewspapers nabo baya exagerrator, Nestum is a dj at Lesedi FM and her hubby is a prison warder...they can't be that out !!!

Nonny
12 May 2008 05:01

"Nestum is a dj at Lesedi FM and her hubby is a prison warder...they can't be that out !!!"
I agree LM, the media has a tendency to exaggerate vele, so what if bedayisa izihlobo ezadukelana *chicken feet*..........phela this is life, and nabo they are human, bigg ups, for Nestum & Bilal being "pro-active" about their current situation!!!! One day kuzobalungela, afterall u must start somewhere to get somewhere angithi????

Renegade
21 May 2008 04:04

Ok, random question, please help.
I have a spreadsheet with about 35000 entries per column. I want to apply a formula to all these 35000 entries. I know that if I simply write the formula in the first cell, and drag it down, it will apply to all the other entries. but that takes about 3 to 5 minutes of me holding the mouse, and i have to do this for about 100 spreadsheets.
I know there is a way to have the formula apply without dragging your mouse all the way down 35000 entries. Does anyone know how to do this.
The only other person who can help me is off sick...

carino
21 May 2008 04:22

Renegate .... when you move your mouse over the column... on the block that says, A or B or C or D.. whatever... the arrow that points down selects the whole column.

Im just saying the first thing that came to my mind...

Strolicious
21 May 2008 04:33

thatha Carino.........mina im technology challenged,,i use lomshini ngoba i dnt have a choice.

Renegade
21 May 2008 04:40

@Carino, ya, it will select the whole column...but how do you make it apply the formula...?

Mambox
21 May 2008 04:49

How much and where do you get a morning after pill. Does medical aid pay for it.....THANK GAAAAAD YA'LL DON'T KNOW ME!

Mambox
21 May 2008 04:49

How much and where do you get a morning after pill. Does medical aid pay for it.....THANK GAAAAAD YA'LL DON'T KNOW ME!

carino
21 May 2008 04:51

Rene... I'll ask someone quick quick.. coming back to you just now...

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 05:03

@Mambox ... what have you done now gal ...LOL

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 05:07

@Rene ... just at the end of your entries(next cell) assuming you re calculating the sum of all entries from A 1 to A350, write the formula there =SUM(A1:A350), then press enter, you'll get your answer, hope it helps

Mambox
21 May 2008 05:10

Eish BA!!! that's all i'm gonna say. Help a sister out tu!

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 05:11

you can replace that SUM function with whatever other function you want i.e =AVERAGE(A1:A350) to get the avarage

Renegade
21 May 2008 05:13

Tsho Mambox...Hai, you get it at any pharmacy i think. NOt sure how much it is and if medical aid pays for it. 

@BA, I dont think you get me, here's what I wanna do. 
I want to take column 1 and column 2 right, on colum 3, i wasnt to do (sqrt(col^2 + col2^@)). Now, this must apply to all the individual entries in column 1 and column 2. 

@ Carino, Im eating now, i'll be waiting

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 05:15

@Mambox ... im as clueless as you my dear ...  the only thing i can help you with is money if medical aid can't buy it .. but that brother will have to tripple refnd me ...LOL

carino
21 May 2008 05:15

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 05:21

@Rene ... indeed i didnt get you ... im not sure about that

carino
21 May 2008 05:23

Okay.. here it is...

I suppose you have column 1 & 2 filled up till 35000.

Now, you mos gon do the formula on cell C1.... using A1 & B1?

After getting the answer on C1, click  that cell, C1... and you see that square that you have been trying to drag for so long?  double click on it. 

Then rows 2-35000 will be automatically calculated. 

Hope this helps you.

Renegade
21 May 2008 05:32

Oh my goodness Carino, I just tried it, and it worked! Oh my word, you are Godsend, you have no idea how much time you've just saved me. Thanks a million, i owe you one!

Toxic
21 May 2008 05:34

Guys am i the only one not feeling the africafashioninternational.com thing going on at SABC3? I've seen better clothing at Markhams and Foschini...

Nonny
21 May 2008 05:34

"How much and where do you get a morning after pill. Does medical aid pay for it.....THANK GAAAAAD YA'LL DON'T KNOW ME!"
@ Mambox, heeheheh mtana kuyafiwa ngaphandle so start familariszing urself with a condom..........LOL, neway I'll skip the Sis Dolly lecture, coz I see sekonakele..........LOL
U can get the morning after pill at any pharmacy/chemist. Normally the one that comes in 4's and u have to take them in 2's 12 hours apart is R20. If u are not used to it, I'd advise u to get the one for R50 and that one is one single tablet and it has no side effects, u take it once and that's it. Goodluck!!!! It's cheap so u can buy it cash.

carino
21 May 2008 05:36

Normally the one that comes in 4's and u have to take them in 2's 12 hours apart is R20. If u are not used to it, I'd advise u to get the one for R50 and that one is one single tablet and it has no side effects, u take it once and that's it. Goodluck!!!! It's cheap so u can buy it cash.

Real Expert advise

Preshiii
21 May 2008 05:38

Mambox....they cost around R40 - R70. You find them mostly @ chemists. Discovery doesn't pay for them. I'm not sure what Medical Aid you're on.

Their side effects: can cause extreme nausea & you might vomit them before they even settle in your system

They alter your menstrual cycle so you might "have your visitors" later or sooner than expected.

Nonny
21 May 2008 05:38

"Oh my goodness Carino, I just tried it, and it worked! Oh my word, you are Godsend, you have no idea how much time you've just saved me. Thanks a million, i owe you one!"
Thanks Carino for helping Rene out, u know u are a star right?

"Guys am i the only one not feeling the africafashioninternational.com thing going on at SABC3? I've seen better clothing at Markhams and Foschini..."
I know Toxic, nami I think the designs are not good, I was dissapointed with even David Dlale himself *perhaps after the whole Miss SA SAMAs dress, things went downhill for his creativity..........LOL

carino
21 May 2008 05:39

@Rene   Glad I could help... I had to ask someone else, though... But thanks, i'll take the credit in any case... 

Mambox
21 May 2008 05:45

Thanks Nons! kodwake yini ukungihlambalaza emphakathini? LOL maybe i'm asking for a friend nje!

As for condoms maybe i did use it yona yase yangigila.

Nonny
21 May 2008 05:46

"Real Expert advise"
@ Carino - As innocent as I am, I'll pretend I didn't hear that..........LOL.......how dare u insult me like that child.........LOL

Toxic
21 May 2008 05:47

know Toxic, nami I think the designs are not good, I was dissapointed with even David Dlale himself *perhaps after the whole Miss SA SAMAs dress, things went downhill for his creativity..........LOL

LOL!!Yho Nonny, i saw that lady that used to be Nomzamo wearing a NN vintage the other day and it looked like a space suit! I have not seen anything i like on the talking heads YET!

Nonny
21 May 2008 05:50

"Thanks Nons! kodwake yini ukungihlambalaza emphakathini? LOL maybe i'm asking for a friend nje!
As for condoms maybe i did use it yona yase yangigila."

LMAO @ Mambox, gal I know u too well this ain;t no friend, it u and that's why u said: "THANK GAAAD U DON'T KNOW ME" so plz ungangishaya shaya ngekelemu, neway sofa sonke vele.......LOL.......just kidding hey!!!

Mambox
21 May 2008 05:52

@Preshiii thanks you're a star!

carino
21 May 2008 06:07

As innocent as I am, I'll pretend I didn't hear that..........LOL.......how dare u insult me like that child.........LOL

Ingxaki my reply was written out just like yours......but i thought... heeeiii...let me rather not... 
especially the part on which would be a better option...


Thanks Carino for helping Rene out, u know u are a star right?
Thank you... to you and everyone else here that gives me the platform to shine.

I know Toxic, nami I think the designs are not good, I was dissapointed with even David Tlale himself
Kanti those things are done by real designers??? I thought mna they are like, a thesis kinda thing  for design students. As in final assignments.

Miss K
21 May 2008 06:07

@Nonny..speaking about condoms....why the hell do they make it such a mission to open them? That hard plastic wrapping on the box is just a nightmare! And it kills the mood coz ure just staring at the ceiling why the poor guy is trying to tear the damn thing with his teeth!

Nonny
21 May 2008 06:19

"Kanti those things are done by real designers???"
@ Carino - Yebo sisi, those are real designers!!!

"And it kills the mood coz ure just staring at the ceiling why the poor guy is trying to tear the damn thing with his teeth!"
Oh really Miss K, well I guess it means mina ngidealer nezikhokho, that open it so easily, u'd swear the CD was already half torn...........LOL
Perhaps u should take the iniciative to design a user friendly package for amacondoms, what do u think Miss K?

Molilo
21 May 2008 06:20

Mambox dear if u will be a customer for morning after I will advise u buy OVRAL they u take 2 immediately and another 2 after 12 hrs. This r ur morning after and very cost effective as they cost less than R60 unlike the 4 u buy 4 R20 and only use once.

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 06:28

To those who are around JHB ..can you please tell me where i can get seshweshwe fabric ....

Fluffy Head
21 May 2008 06:29

I have just seen a lady at my work canteen sitting down; wearing a shortish skirt with her legs apart...bantu not wearing anything underneath except for paintyhouse...I could see the bush. I tried sooo hard not to look but uyawazi amehlo, I feel traumatised and embarassed on her behalf...The canteen was full

Toxic
21 May 2008 06:31

LOL Miss K!!! Your guy must open the box at the garage man!

Kanti those things are done by real designers??? I thought mna they are like, a thesis kinda thing for design students. As in final assignments.

Carino- from their website:
SABC3 viewers will soon witness their favourite continuity presenters looking poised to take the catwalk by storm, when they go on air sporting creations by new upcoming young South African designers. 

carino
21 May 2008 06:31

Miss, K.... nooooo..... the wrapping  clearly says "do not use your teeth"

And I've never seen a hard one... they very easy... quick quick... 

And to avoid having to look up at the ceiling, you can either open it yourself or nibble on his neck when he's busy opening.  

Strolicious
21 May 2008 06:33

MissK>>>awakatholi upro who uses 1 hand only...........lol

carino
21 May 2008 06:35

SABC3 viewers will soon witness their favourite continuity presenters looking poised to take the catwalk by storm, when they go on air sporting creations by new upcoming young South African designers. 

Thank you Tox, so it's by the Aidan Matlala's of this world???

carino
21 May 2008 06:36

SABC3 viewers will soon witness their favourite continuity presenters looking poised to take the catwalk by storm, when they go on air sporting creations by new upcoming young South African designers. 

Thank you Tox, so it's by the Aidan Matlala's of this world???

carino
21 May 2008 06:36

SABC3 viewers will soon witness their favourite continuity presenters looking poised to take the catwalk by storm, when they go on air sporting creations by new upcoming young South African designers. 

Thank you Tox, so it's by the Aidan Matlala's of this world???

Mambox
21 May 2008 06:40

@Best-Achiever eOriental Plaza and sorounding areas

Nonny
21 May 2008 06:42

"Thank you Tox, so it's by the Aidan Matlala's of this world???"
@ Toxic, then if it's upcoming young designers what is David Tlale doing there? That man is well established angithi????

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 06:42

@Mambox .. thankx .. . is it still open with all this xenophobia going on?

Toxic
21 May 2008 06:42

To those who are around JHB ..can you please tell me where i can get seshweshwe fabric ....

There's a store in Lenasia that sells this fabric and another one in Kliptown. I know a lady that designs dishoeshoe and her number is 0738962687 (Ous Tshidi). Don't know if her number has changed. You can call her and pretend u want her to thunga a dress for you but don't know where to buy the material or smthng.

Toxic
21 May 2008 06:47

Guys Miss K is referring to the box that houses the condoms! No man will ever use one hand to open that wrapper-damn difficult ek se!

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 06:47

Thanks Toxic. if it is not too much to ask ... how do i get to those shops .. im calling the sister now

Porsch
21 May 2008 06:47

@Miss K, just had to laugh my lungs out imagining poor you facing the ceiling and the poor guy trying to tear the damn thing with his teeth. LMAO

@Nonny,Oh really Miss K, well I guess it means mina ngidealer nezikhokho, that open it so easily, u'd swear the CD was already half torn...........LOL>>>>>PL

Miss K
21 May 2008 06:49

@ Carino..hay sisi i don't mean the condom wrapping but the box wrapping, u know the one before u even open the box...maybe its not something u notice but uzuke uyiqhaphele next time.

Nonny
21 May 2008 06:50

"To those who are around JHB ..can you please tell me where i can get seshweshwe fabric ...."
@ BA, just incase u don't succeed in Jozi, there is some good sesheshwe's here in Durbs, coz u also sometimes come to Durbs. The stores u should search at is: Delux, Bassa's & Mix & Match (All are in Commercial Road eThekwini, one after the other), damn banesizishweshwe ezinhle for more than resonable prices, Jozzi peeps, don't that have those kinda shops ngalapho????

Toxic
21 May 2008 06:50

Hey Nonny, nami i don't know cause i saw a David Tlale creation on one of them.

Toxic
21 May 2008 06:54

Delux, Bassa's & Mix & Match (All are in Commercial Road eThekwini, one after the other), damn banesizishweshwe ezinhle for more than resonable prices, Jozzi peeps, don't that have those kinda shops ngalapho????

The only delux i know is paint!

speaking of Durban...there's this ad on TV that advertises some store i have never ever seen-it looks like a KZN store. Forgotten the name but there's a lot of purple and yellows in the ad.

And I saw the FRISCO ad with them blacks slurping the tea and i really am offended!

Best-Achiever
21 May 2008 06:59

Thankx Nonny ... Lucky enough im coming home (Durbs) ngelong weekend yange 16th ...but lesisamanje ngisidingela for the 07 June ...  will check Toxic and Mambox's stores for these ones ... bese ngistocker lapho for other one especila now that nezingane zaekhaya zeziyazifuna ...yeer

Toxic
21 May 2008 06:59

cambridge stores!!!

Weiss
21 May 2008 07:00

I know a lady that designs dishoeshoe and her number is 0738962687 (Ous Tshidi). I'm gonna call her, Toxic and just tell her she has won a trip to Texas...

Miss K
21 May 2008 07:03

Guys Miss K is referring to the box that houses the condoms! No man will ever use one hand to open that wrapper-damn difficult ek se!...thanks Tox for a moment there i was begining to think that the men i knew were all slow or something LOL

Toxic
21 May 2008 07:11

At your own risk Weiss!!

Miss K, i will be be so freaked out if i was with a man that used one hand to unwrap that thing!

Toxic
21 May 2008 07:14

Best-Achiever FIND A STORE called Minty's : cnr West Street and Market street, central jozi. That's the closest i can think of.

Shadow
21 May 2008 07:15

Guys...I have a brotha who's just too materiallist...he thinks he's some fashion fundi or something. We are residing in Cape Town and he's wondering were he could get the following around CT:
- 'Fact Durban Rocks' t-shirt (Nonny..u should tell Tizozo tht there's demand in die Kaap)
- 'Ama Kip Kip t-shirt (Anyone in Jozi...convey to those Jozi boys)
- Those latest tight fitting shiny suits ...apparently he needs one to attend a function in August (Remember Andile, Dj Sbu them at the SAMA's..)

tshepiso
21 May 2008 07:21

OFF TOPIC 

Mara gents, if we talk the truth its wrong ntho e le etsang ko Joburg ka South Africa.
Being thinking when we talk about foreigners, we mean all people who are not residents of SA. 
 Just think HOW we are surviving through their skillS 

big bussineses in SA are with them. 

2010 world cup includes them please bagithi 
THINK TWICE

Mambox
21 May 2008 07:26

@Shadow 'Fact Durban Rocks' t-shirt i drove all over durban looking for them i came back empty handed...they say akhona e320 or eMusgrave centre but i just i was just not meant to get them.

Shadow
21 May 2008 07:32

@Mambox..Yho..... Even in Durbs they are scarce? Then there'z no hope around Cape Town...

carino
21 May 2008 07:33

Ohhhhh... Mambox... you mean that!!! wrapper.

Haaai, sisi that one you should do with scissors before the deal.

Nonny
21 May 2008 07:33

"Shadow 'Fact Durban Rocks' t-shirt i drove all over durban looking for them i came back empty handed...they say akhona e320 or eMusgrave centre but i just i was just not meant to get them."
 @ Mambox - U are driving in teh worng places, ask Nonny and she'll tell you. In Durban the t-shirts athi: "FACT, DURBAN ROCKS" u can get it in Feild Street, next next to a famous salon called Ashante, the store is owned by two black guys and they sell some of the most fashionable t-shirts!!! (I just saw them yesterday, go there and tell me u didn't find them)

ndosi
21 May 2008 07:35

Shadow 'Fact Durban Rocks' t-shirt (Nonny..u should tell Tizozo tht there's demand in die Kaap) 
Im a Durbanite and I would also love to knw where I can get one but a female one

Mambox
21 May 2008 07:41

@Nonny cabanga ukusuka emlazi uhambela amahhala! ukube ngavelse ngabuza longqesta owuwuna nje :-) i'm coming for the long weekend of the 16th yim' loya kuField...i know ashanti we did our hair there for imatric dance...

Nonny
21 May 2008 07:42

Ndosi, plz refer to my response to Mambox abt where u can get the t's in Durbs, and do me a favour, don't buy the balck and white. I saw Avocado Green and Orange and they rock, so think out of the box and buy a nice bright colour!!!! I must say though, I don't think they have a male and female design. Vele ama round necks Ndosi.

Tox, I thought the Cambridge stores advert was a regional ad, kanti other provinces see it?? Sis man that store is at the market and it's filthy, yet it's always jam packed!!!! I don't trust the quality of their products!!!!

Nonny
21 May 2008 07:46

"@Nonny cabanga ukusuka emlazi uhambela amahhala! ukube ngavelse ngabuza longqesta owuwuna nje :-) i'm coming for the long weekend of the 16th yim' loya kuField...i know ashanti we did our hair there for imatric dance..."
@ Mambox - LMAO, @ me being called ungqesta *I forgive u sisi*.........LOL.Neway I hope u will still find them nge long weekend, if u don't I'll give u an alternative in Durban!

Mambox
21 May 2008 07:46

@Carino Ohhhhh... Mambox... you mean that!!! wrapper. i'm lost...

Shadow
21 May 2008 07:46

Nonny....Thnx dear. If u happen to pass by that shop, could u find out if they have a branch in Cape Town? Or do u have their digits by any chance?

Nonny
21 May 2008 07:51

"If u happen to pass by that shop, could u find out if they have a branch in Cape Town? Or do u have their digits by any chance?"
I don't have their no. I will research the matter abt a Cape Town branch and will revert to u kusasa!!!!

"i know ashanti we did our hair there for imatric dance..."
Mambox, that Salan still rocks namanje, eish the reason I don't like it is that they have a Hungry Lion next to it, and the chicken smell makes me wanna vomit *excuse me I had a bad experience with their meat*

hlathi
21 May 2008 08:19

OFF TOPIC

Why do people look at me funny when I say I don't have a credit card and my phone is prepaid? 

carino
21 May 2008 08:26

while at it finding those Durban rocks t-shirt... Im looking for the one with Jabba's face... the female one -i saw this chick wearing it on Pepsi Pokane's show last night. I lahved it... 

@Mambox.. that wasnt supposed to be you, darling.. it was meant to be Miss K, but i love you so much my head is full of you.

Nonny
21 May 2008 08:35

Why do people look at me funny when I say I don't have a credit card and my phone is prepaid? 
@ Hlathi - No-one looks at me funny, and yet we are in the same position, I am absolutely terrified of debt, I can't even fall asleep if I owe a peron R5!!!! 

but i love you so much my head is full of you. 
Talk about selling ice to an Eskimo.........eheheh Carino!!!!

Nonny
21 May 2008 08:36

I meant if I owe a person........

carino
21 May 2008 08:48

ehehehe...

Yehake!
21 May 2008 09:05

maybe you were thinkin'o f Peroni nastra zurro my darly and its ony wed-nes-day (that how my geo teacher back in high school use to pronounce it!) that is ofcoz probarbly  aslip of the tongue Nonny or maybe awuna Hansa(answer, hi,hi,hi)! usaphila ke kodwa my darly?

Yehake!
21 May 2008 09:06

maybe you were thinkin'o f Peroni nastra zurro my darly and its ony wed-nes-day (that how my geo teacher back in high school use to pronounce it!) that is ofcoz probarbly  aslip of the tongue Nonny or maybe awuna Hansa(answer, hi,hi,hi)! usaphila ke kodwa my darly?

Pooky
22 May 2008 05:36

I'm so loving the new Redds adverts...those ladies always make me LOL

Nonny
22 May 2008 05:48

LMAO @ Yehake!'s response yayizolo abt Hansa and Peroni, lovie I don't do alcohol uyazi nje........LOL

zolx
26 May 2008 04:39

what's the countdown on top of the page about...month end? no..someone help...i'm definately missing something here!

Nonny
26 May 2008 04:46

Hawu Zolx, angithi nje everything is written there, the countdown is for the new eNews Channel, now do u understand lovie?

carino
26 May 2008 04:49

zowee
26 May 2008 04:50

 ZOLX eTV news is going on DStv,so they are counting down till they go live.Its goin to be a 24/7 news channel kinda thing

carino
26 May 2008 04:52

Hawu, Zolx... Kanti yini??? Do you have selective eyesight??? How did you see the countdown if you failed to see the eNews Channel.

Dont prove the white people right, please... Blacks CAN read! 

carino
26 May 2008 04:52

Hawu, Zolx... Kanti yini??? Do you have selective eyesight??? How did you see the countdown if you failed to see the eNews Channel.

Dont prove the white people right, please... Blacks CAN read! 

carino
26 May 2008 04:52

Hawu, Zolx... Kanti yini??? Do you have selective eyesight??? How did you see the countdown if you failed to see the eNews Channel.

Dont prove the white people right, please... Blacks CAN read! 

Nonny
26 May 2008 04:57

"Hawu, Zolx... Kanti yini??? Do you have selective eyesight??? How did you see the countdown if you failed to see the eNews Channel.
Dont prove the white people right, please... Blacks CAN read!" 
LMAO, Carino, be kind man, and vele Zolx is white, so the saying that black people don't read, doesn't apply to her.........LOL.......just kidding she's not white.

carino
26 May 2008 05:04

Carino, be kind man, 

I'm sorry, Zolx.... I guess it was the frustration talking, hence the multiple replies. 
AndI didnt see Nonny & Zowee's replies... otherwise I wouldnt have given you triple-hiding. 

Just be attentive to detail, next time, nhe...

@Nonny.... Mngani, please open OFF-TOPIC DOUBLE RELOADED.. This article is getting bigger then harder to get through...reminding me of the race to getting DID YOU KNOW to triple platinum.

And I'm dying to talk about how Tbo Touch lost his shirt sponsorship. (Note: That is shirt, people, with an "R". ....s.h.i.r.t)

zolx
26 May 2008 07:44

Thanks guys and NO i DO NOT have selective eyesight. My pc only shows the countdown nothing else i swear. Dont know maybe i need to download some fancy programme to be able oto see things like this. Thanks again for helping a sister out and YES, I CAN READ.

zolx
26 May 2008 07:48

Just be attentive to detail, next time, nhe... And what's up wit hyou Carino...udikwe yintoni sana lento uzayikhuphela kum...pls maan...you must never, that was just a question - no need to get irritable...

Toxic
26 May 2008 07:51

where is this countdown you guys are talking abt?

Nonny
26 May 2008 07:59

"@Nonny.... Mngani, please open OFF-TOPIC DOUBLE RELOADED.. This article is getting bigger then harder to get through...reminding me of the race to getting DID YOU KNOW to triple platinum."

Thanks Carino, tomorrow I'll open an OFF-TOPIC DOUBLE RELOADED article and yes I will include Mr Touch *so u can tell us more about amashethi akhe atashiwe........LOL*, it's also become difficult for me to access this article, so I'll disable this one, and start afresh kusasa ekuseni.

Nonny
26 May 2008 08:03

"where is this countdown you guys are talking abt?"
I know this article is long, but it's at the top of the page Tox, just below the SABC3 The Lab ad, can u see it now?????

Toxic
26 May 2008 08:06

nope can't see anything at the top of the page-guess it's my computer then.

zolx
26 May 2008 08:12

glad to see i'm not the only one....

carino
26 May 2008 08:25

yha, yha...

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow..

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've a

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've a lot t

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've a lot to

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've a lot to say.

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've a lot to say.

carino
26 May 2008 08:29

Lookin forward to OFF-Topic tomorrow.. I've a lot to say.

carino
26 May 2008 08:36

Oh my gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddd...

I guess i AM really looking forward to this Reloaded Business.

Nonny mngani, please delete those things and spare the embarassment. Oh Father!

Nonny
26 May 2008 08:36

And now Carino???

carino
26 May 2008 08:51

Now looking at this.... I sound like a scratched CD.

@zolx.... sisi, when i said yha-yha... i wasnt saying it to you, sthandwa... I was just saying.... coz i had been trying to come to this article for long.... then when i finally made it through... i gave that double-cyber-sigh...

Please do not be offended.

And im replying here coz i cant reply directly to your PM.
And i have explained myself for *biting your head off* here above.

Heei, it seems like all i do these days is apologise for bad behaviour. Looks like I'm on my way to *welcome to TVSA. SLaunching soon (08)*

Nonny
26 May 2008 08:59

"Heei, it seems like all i do these days is apologise for bad behaviour. Looks like I'm on my way to *welcome to TVSA. SLaunching soon (08)*" 
@ Carino - Did urs say Launching soon, mines read "coming LIVE soon (08)*.......Either way it's a funny thing iyafana lento it's the same............LOL

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