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Bedroom Dilemma: Help!

Written by 1nOnly from the blog The One The Only on 09 May 2008
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Just the other day I was reading harambe24’s blog and for the millionth time I was reminded of how clueless I am when it comes to "mdavazo" matters. I couldn’t help noticing how knowledgeable some of you guys are and I hoped you’d be kind enough to impart some of that knowledge to me. I still sincerely hope you will…

My Story

I’m on the other side of 25 yep I’m in my late 20’s and have been alone for the longest time. Winter after freezing cold winter I long for a "blanket with eyes" but I never get one and it’s all my doing. Here’s why…

I was one of those peeps who decided to save herself for the one. Time went by and I changed my mind and decided to be adventurous and explore. Put bluntly I gave in to lust. Trouble is brother man was rather well endowed as in super extra large. The "act" was really painful I would feel like I was being split in half between the buttocks and the bottom of my stomach was on fire. Brother man tried to be sweet and understanding about it and had us try all sorts different positions etc but none of it really worked. The most disastrous was when he had me on top and I didn’t know what to do. He was a terrible kisser as well he used to bite my lips and in the end I decided on a no kissing rule. I kept going back though in the hope that I’ll get over the pain and start enjoying it but in the end I decided that the only thing that would happen would be me ending up very hollow down there with no chance of ever enjoying it with a not so well endowed brother. Thankfully though not much damage was done because my muscles down there are still intact.

My Dilemma

The thing is now at this rather mature age I am very inexperienced when it comes to the bedroom. I am so ashamed and embarrassed by my situation that rejecting has become second nature to me. I always think what if I feel like doing it with a guy and he sees how clueless I am. I mean I don’t even know how to give a proper smooch / deep kiss. So when it comes to such matters I start acting like a 16 year old virgin and in a way I feel I am. I even start acting all shy and nervous. When someone even wants to kiss me I always pull back no matter how badly I want them to kiss me and how badly I want to kiss them back. I get all sweaty and my eyes start twitching and all that.

The Way Forward

This is where you fellow bloggers come in. You see when I was reading harambe24’s blog and seeing how much fun the whole thing is I started thinking maybe there’s still hope. I’ve considered getting myself drunk and just going with the flow but although I do drink I’ve never been drunk in my life (the control freak in me just takes over). That might be dangerous as well considering it could be with someone I don’t know / trust all that well. Bloggers please advise, what makes one good in bed and how do you go about sharpening your skills? How do you handle that dreaded first night? And don’t forget about the kissing bit as well.

Anxiously anticipating your responses...






93 Comments

Vutmi
09 May 2008 02:13

 I’ve considered getting myself drunk and just going with the flow  ...LOL...damn gal you have serious issues....i will leave it to the experts to advice you. Me if i try by the time im done i'll be accused of explicit pornography....besides im going the celibacy route...i might get tempted. *wink*

GOOD MORNING GOOD BLOGGERS.... GOOD TO BE HERE AGAIN!!!!!

(((((((((CYBER GROUP HUG)))))))))

Muntuza
09 May 2008 02:31

Let me thing about it sista-gal I will come back to you. My current feeling is, I don't want you to miss out on a good thing because of fear.

zowee
09 May 2008 02:38

I was one of those peeps who decided to save herself for the one. Time went by and I changed my mind and decided to be adventurous and explore...hey ntombazana story of my life,

Best-Achiever
09 May 2008 02:42

@Yearning for pleasure

Oh what is hapening into you child ... relax sisi they gonna tell you everything on the pre-marital counselling and beside there is no guy/man who'll ever diss you becase you dont know those thing instead they can appreciate it ... in my knowledge guys rather like it if they r the first one to do it with you .... Stop frastrating yourself and join me in "Save yourself for marriage"  ezikaNomagugu campain ...LOL

spice
09 May 2008 02:42

first of all who are you????????????????????????????????????????? reveal your self sthandwa it is very critical :)

belz
09 May 2008 02:43

Oh Lord, Yearning, late 20's and you are bedroomskilless, ok, lets do this.

1. You should not dread a first night with someone, you should be excited!!!!
2. If you find someone who loves you dearly they will teach you how to kiss and how to do IT. I taught an ex of mine how to do a deep kiss and usangibonga nanamhlanje, honestly.
3. Basically when you are on top you just go , up down up down, circular, circular and up down again,. If you've done aerobics there is an exercise which specially prepares you for both the military and on top positions.
Eish uyazi my heart bleeds for you gal, you are missing out.

There is no need to be scared to do it, everybody has a first time, some brothers actually feel good teaching a lady how to do IT.

Ngiyabuya Yearning neh?

Renegade
09 May 2008 02:47

Heeheee, interesting. 

My view is that its about 2 things:
1. Experience - Like with anything, the more you do it, the more "second nature" it becomes.
2. Comfort - If you are comfortable with your body, and with the person you are with, then you will feel no restriction and will thus just go with the flow. 

Personally, I'm no stallion, but when i read cosmo, i swear i'll do some of those things next time, but when it comes to crunch time, i cant. But with me, I know my problem is the discomfort i have with my body, and I am working on that.

P.S. This blog has a potential of becoming really unreadable, can we please keep as clean as possible?

spice
09 May 2008 02:48

he he I one read that U- Will smith makes love like a woman he touches,rubs and massages ,then kisses and and aghhhh never mind ,what im trying to say is maybe its advisable do it with sungone like him seeing that youre almost a V lol and pls clarify there's no such as "almost a V " youre either one or not

Renegade
09 May 2008 02:49

I taught an ex of mine how to do a deep kiss and usangibonga nanamhlanje, honestly. - Lol, I must PM you belz

Cnglemother
09 May 2008 02:51

P.S. This blog has a potential of becoming really unreadable, can we please keep as clean as possible? LOL, dont wory Rene i wont contribute, i will leave it to the professionals.

belz
09 May 2008 02:51

reveal your self sthandwa it is very critical :)> LOL Spice!!   Rene, anytime gal

HARAMBE24
09 May 2008 02:54

relax darling, HARAMBE is here to help, let me just make a nice lekker cup of coffee and i will be back with all the juicy. you gonna thank my mama i am alive coz this is my area of expertise.

Nonny
09 May 2008 02:54

Was this blog written by Lemom_lite or does the writer prefer to remain anonymous?

nokubonga
09 May 2008 02:54

Amen ke ngoku ....Reminds me of my first time...felt like i have been sliced with a bread knife down there. Relax gal.....you will be okay. Just don't give it to someone who is not stable with you...they get swollen headed you know mos. But its not something to be embarrased about. Actually i envy you....I should have waited till am mature enough...because this things comes with a whole lot of emotions.

I really cannot wait to hear what Shuga will say on this...LOL!!!

LOL at Belz...up down up down, circular circular...tjo belz!!!

Fluffy Head
09 May 2008 02:55

Eish, Sis Dolly where art though????

monchooza
09 May 2008 02:56

so in other words ufuna sikufundise ukukgosha........Kidding..

Nonny
09 May 2008 02:57

"P.S. This blog has a potential of becoming really unreadable, can we please keep as clean as possible?"
Don't worry Rene, I plan on being a silent blogger on this one kanye nje ngamayibomi...........LOL

carino
09 May 2008 02:58

People... this article is not suitable for Prime Time. 

Someone please disable it.

HARAMBE24
09 May 2008 03:01

hey wena carino, suka ---why should we delete this...go blog somewhere else.

nokubonga
09 May 2008 03:01

Trouble is brother man was rather well endowed as in super extra large. The "act" was really painful I would feel like I was being split in half between the buttocks and the bottom of my stomach was on fire

Haai  iworse...was the brother man a Nigerian or Zimbabwean....because they are famous with large D?????

carino
09 May 2008 03:02

thath'ikhava tsotsi that'ikhava

Renegade
09 May 2008 03:02

so in other words ufuna sikufundise ukukgosha........Kidding..

Buahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hau bantu monchooza, hu, you made me laugh!

spice
09 May 2008 03:04

this article will not be deleted Carino bathong ngawana o mong o nale mathata a ko kamoreng let us help tuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!

suzzy82
09 May 2008 03:05

Mmmm gal still a V keep it don't do it please wait for that special one 

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:05

I one read that U- Will smith makes love like a woman he touches,rubs and massages ,then kisses....mmmmmm spice please do go on!! finish that little anectode asseblief tog! LOL

Belz....yhuuu hayi up and down...circular motions?!? what happened to good ol pounding?...LOL

@BA i so envy you about saving yourself gal....anyway what is done is done, there's no use going back now...*sigh*. Keep it up!! LUCKY BUGGER MR 2010 IS!!!

carino
09 May 2008 03:06

But Spicy  ke Prime Time phela gone jaanong. 

Mna my advise ke gore... she should watch etv on a late Saturday night. There are plenty ideas there. And buy Cosmopolitan.

Tynt!
09 May 2008 03:07

@ Belz:....Basically when you are on top you just go , up down up down, circular, circular and up down again ...........LMAO

nokubonga
09 May 2008 03:07

Guys please stop ukuhlekisa ngabantu...Carino...just wear your high heels shoes as  thina we need bedroom skills.

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:08

carino baby, is this too hot for you to handle?

spice
09 May 2008 03:09

Let me tell you sunghting my lavh .you have been missing out on a ........................Lack of betta word experience ,nna everytime i reach cloud  9,I think of Gad and thank him for blessing me with this wonderful,unbelieveable ,indescribabble feeling..........................  whoooooooooo im calling my boo now LOL

felfel
09 May 2008 03:09

Girl are u for real ?????????

Anyway, try watching some mild porn and imitate some of the stuff done there, like playing with ur body. Touch urself when u take a bath, stay there in the warm water and enjoy ur own body first and find ur own 'hot' spots. Get a toy if possible and familiarize that coochie with a playmate, don't worry bout going to shops u can buy it online.

maddie
09 May 2008 03:14

ending up very hollow down there with no chance of ever enjoying it with a not so well endowed brother. Thankfully though not much damage was done because my muscles down there are still intact. 

is it true vele that your Vijayjay becomes hollow when you have sex with a big size.

what about when you have kids? doesn't it become hollow as well, i mean baby's head and penis - the comparison

i need expert advice not some township myths and staff.




nokubonga
09 May 2008 03:17

Actually Uright  Felfel...my first was So big, he was Zimbabwean by the way  and just turned 22 at the time...was So inexperienced and he gave me the money to see the Gynae and she advised me to play with myself and use toys so that it will get used to that thing and it won't be as tight and painful as before. So nawe sisi use toys or play more with yourself.

spice
09 May 2008 03:17

LOL @ etv fake porn wena carino wa mo rutulla mos that stuff is pure boring ,anyway sungone once told me gore when your doing the deed and you dunno how to shake shake just moving your as* as if your writing his name bare it works LOL i dunno about my buddies who play for the opposite team (gay peeps )shuuuuuuuuu the imaginary is killing ,( i hope im making sense )

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:21

LOL @ felfel...coochie?!? tell me something felfel, when you order this "playmate" online, do they give you a size option? extra small, medium, extra large? 

Pooky
09 May 2008 03:21

......anyway sungone once told me gore when your doing the deed and you dunno how to shake shake just moving your as* as if your writing his name bare it works 

LMAO ... spice i'll try writing my boo's name tonight, hehehehe interesting

sponono
09 May 2008 03:24

REVIEW:
a very well written honest and straight foward article from someone who has embarked on a sexual journey of discovering herself and the pleasures that (supposedly) come with sex. There is still hope for this decent lady who's preserved herself for the right man that never materialised (yet), so one can only pray and hope that the female bloggers especially those with vast  and "wide" LOL ....experience in sexual matters, would not just use this article to BOAST but will provide help and constructive sexual advice..

in zulu -if wena sewa-dliwa ngezinhlobo zonke zamatotolozi nezibhombolozi or u-wu-nonkroyi wohlobo, musa ukuchoma   kodwa mbonise kahle omunye umntwana ngezocansi........

ok i'm out of here beofre y'all strangle me....LOL

spice
09 May 2008 03:28

Hayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii suka wena Spopo ,go and toyi for linda 's speedo and leave us alone nxxxxxxxxx and i know youre itching to give"yearning for pleasure " some pleasurable advice LOL hambaaaaaaaaaaaa

felfel
09 May 2008 03:30

Vutmi they describe them in a way that makes sense. Like they will say what it does and which spots it hits, whether its deep, for vj penetration/anal penetration, some come with accessories like balls....it can be curved or straight, have a big cap or small or just smooth, width and length varies also...there are some when they describe them you rest assured that this is the one you need to do the trick, like clitoral stimulation.

sponono
09 May 2008 03:34

LOL @ spice......   now that you mention it....hi hi hi 

felfel
09 May 2008 03:36

is it true vele that your Vijayjay becomes hollow when you have sex with a big size. what about when you have kids? doesn't it become hollow as well, i mean baby's head and penis - the comparison 
Maddie it does stretch with a big Pal, it gets swollen after and resumes its normal size. Unless ke umuntu has an abnormal one. Hollow is a strong word, it cannot become hollow from passionate love making, unless u've been violently raped and objects inserted.

Its stretches during child birth but there's a procedure done where it gets sawn to return it to its size. It helps to do kegel exercises too...alot. 

Tynt!
09 May 2008 03:37

@ SPICE: lol  SE LOKO VITO RA BOYFIE KURI  XITSHEMBISO, U SWI ENDLA NJHANI JOH!!!
 EM JST TRYIN TO PICTURE THE WHOLE *bleep!*.... KWA KWA KWA

HEY VUTS *WAVING*

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:38

@felfel
damn gal, you do now your stuff neh? i bet you you have a collection...LOL. nways whick one stimulates the c* better? is it the curved? straight or the one with a big cap? 

belz
09 May 2008 03:40

anyway sungone once told me gore when your doing the deed and you dunno how to shake shake just moving your as* as if your writing his name bare it works >ROFL!!! yho Spice.

Nonny
09 May 2008 03:41

"i need expert advice not some township myths and staff."
LMAO...........*cough cough*.........@ Maddie.......straight to the point I see!!!

I feel the need to translate the below comment from Sponono for my fellow bloggers that didn't get it.......*hint hint*.......I choose what I wanna translate...........LOL

in zulu -if wena sewa-dliwa ngezinhlobo zonke zamatotolozi nezibhombolozi or u-wu-nonkroyi wohlobo, musa ukuchoma kodwa mbonise kahle omunye umntwana ngezocansi........
If u have have had small and big dick's inside of u, or u are a one of a kind 
b!tch, please don't boast but rather asisst the young lady about sexual intercourse.

P.S - I know translations are my weak point, but I love the way Spopo put this!!!!

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:42

*WAVING* back @ Tynt

hahahahahah Tynt...by the time you get to S-O, you'll be in some serious cloud 11 i tell you. LOL uuhhuuuuu hayi wani heta jong!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

HARAMBE24
09 May 2008 03:44

this is my take : Yearning for pleasure: darling I understand what your going through, here is some advice from a gay man -which is open for debate --- i am sure my darlings like CNGLEMOTHER and NONNY will call me to order if i miss a beat. Honey-boo I don’t give Sis Dolly kinda of advice, so you need to be hardcore –

A good teacher: What you need is a good teacher, a guy who knows his way around the boudoir. Many guys are will to teach you how to do this things. You just don’t have to go around picking up skunks. I suggest you find a guy between 24 -28 – a man it at his prime during this age and his experience is much better around this age, presuming he has been having sex from the age of 14. I am sure there is some nice guy who might be willing to offer his service.

Getting Drunk: Its no-no honey, things can go wrong and they always do – now you need to be sober so that you can enjoy every inch of it.

RELAX: I hate people who scream relax, you poor soul probably don’t know how to even relax when a 30 cm gun is aimed at you. I am sure you have been to a gynaecologist; he says “lie back, spread those legs and relax”. Do you relax when his puts his hand in you, NO! – you just close your eyes and hope this will pass sooner. You need to find a way to calm yourself down, breath out a little – hold the air in a little…just let yourself be at ease. I know it might not make sense, but try ---- WHAT THE HEART WANTS – THE BODY SHALL PROVIDE!!!

Honesty: You need to stop being ashamed of the fact that you haven’t done it like a rock star. Tell the guy you’re with that this is all new to you; he is more likely to be impressed than disappointed. But please get a guy who knows his way around the thing.

Kissing: here is a simple thing and I want you all bloggers to try it. Kiss the outside of your right hand, pulling up the skin without biting the bones inside your hand, keep the skin suspended between your teeth without biting it. The skin from your right should firmly sit between your teeth without grinding it. Now that is how a good kiss should be, you should be able to firmly hold the other person’s tongue between your teeth without biting…This is a start dear, try it twice and the next time your with a guy---just remember this exercise and this is what you should be able to do--- pulls his lips without biting them, remember what we did with the skin of the hand? His tongue will probably be in your mouth – let it play around but don’t bite it --- you can hold it firmly between your teeth. There you go,

Sex styles: Becos your still fresh, stick to being on top ---- this will allow you the ability to control how much of it goes inside of you. Tell the brother to go easy on the thrusting ---a good teacher is needed. Get a copy of Cosmo –it usually helps. A good teacher should be able to lead you at ease to other styles. I think sumbody has already mentioned what to do while on top, do it.

Lubrication: they all say the vijayjay is a self cleaning oven and I say, you can’t bake without stock magarine. Get yourself a lubrication jell honey it must say “WATER BASED”
, you can get it from any chemist in town. This is what you do with it, it will squeeze out like your hair gel and it’s a bit cold but normal. You smear a bit of it on his condom wearing spear, don’t marinate it with the gel – just enough. This allows the spear to slide in as it attacks!

And on a serious note: Go buy a naughty porn dvd and if your ashamed of walking into adultworld, try this site www.outlawdvd.co.za – there is a huge selection of clean porn sex for couples. Or

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:47

@Nonny, gal what happened to I plan on being a silent blogger on this one kanye nje ngamayibomi? mmmmm? i knew you wouldnt resist...LOL...

zowee
09 May 2008 03:49

Basically when you are on top you just go , up down up down, circular, circular and up down again

thnx bellz

midniteM
09 May 2008 03:52

We all had 2 start somewhere, no1 is born with that experiance, I don't even want 2 remember my 1st time it  HORRIBLE, but eventually hooked up with a brother who knew his stuff, turned me in2 a nympho, the rest is shocking...

Nonny
09 May 2008 03:56

Hats off Hrambe24, u have said it all...........Inkosi mpele u know ur stuff more than well!!!!

"@Nonny, gal what happened to I plan on being a silent blogger on this one kanye nje ngamayibomi? mmmmm? i knew you wouldnt resist...LOL..."
@ Vutmi - Hey wena, I said silent not dead, so I gotta show u that I am still alive and reading...........LOL

Mathaz
09 May 2008 03:56

HARAMBE, you never cease to amaze me, how come you know everyhting under the sun?

staccylicius
09 May 2008 03:57

hi guys, i'm new on the site & enjoying it so much. Guys mina I think the sister needs to know her body first, don't be shy to touch yourself anywhere, don't even be shy to put you finger in there, just give youself pleasure and enjoy youself first other than expecting him to give you that, and don't forget it starts on your mind then your body.  

carino
09 May 2008 03:59

I give it to HARAMBE24. Hat-off an'all.

Vutmi
09 May 2008 03:59

@ Harambe24 note taken!!! you are a godsend dude. How come you so much about a vijayjay and lubricants?  

Madamzee
09 May 2008 04:00

......anyway sungone once told me gore when your doing the deed and you dunno how to shake shake just moving your as* as if your writing his name bare it works...

@spice
: LMAO!!!! just practiced it on my chair! it's a killer gal!!! A yeye tonight Ayeye!!!!! Ho tlo shewa mos!!!!

felfel
09 May 2008 04:00

Vutmi coochies have a whole lot of nerves and muscles but coochies experience pleasure differently. I once had a dude who had Pal that was actually permanently curved, it had an elbow. I felt like i was being f***kd with the hanging part of a hanger (that wire hook). So i already know that i must stay away from curved. Nawe, u know which one u prefer, it depends how u use it with ur hand. Its like a gear. U can go all the way or tease ur self etc.... 

carino
09 May 2008 04:01

wow.. @ the hand exercise

Vutmi
09 May 2008 04:01

true that Nons true that!!

Vutmi
09 May 2008 04:05

thanx for the info felfel it will come in handy...*wink*...another thing is there a flexible one? one that you can adjust to suit your needs? while you are at it PM me the site where you order this playmates...

Shadow
09 May 2008 04:05

H24...U surely know ur stuff. 
No offence, but my fellow black peepz we really need to master the simple act of kissing sowaar.

nokubonga
09 May 2008 04:07

Thanks Harambe...Belz you made my day today. Its friday...and thanks for the lesson!!!!!

Nonny
09 May 2008 04:09

Welcome to TVSA Staccylicius!!!!

"while you are at it PM me the site where you order this playmates..."
Oh so Vutmi, it's men that u are refraining from, not their D's I see???...........LOL

Cnglemother
09 May 2008 04:09

I said i was not gonna contribute but yo Harambe u finished about the kiss part & i tried doing while reading, really some of the things u say one needs to print them out & read and practise at home. 

Hola skhokho somdavazo.

Shadow
09 May 2008 04:10

I forgot its a friday 2day. Tjo...i can imagine wht this weekend has in store for amabloggers..eISH Its gonna be fireworks in their bedrooms...tryin' to test all those theories....Lol!

spice
09 May 2008 04:11

HEHEHE FELFEL you know your stuff neh ,and H 24 you are a sex god Amen 2 you

sponono
09 May 2008 04:13

and vele WHERE the hell is the article writer  YFP......YFP respond ova YFP YFP..respond ova......come back and tell them what you already knew and what you've tried...

belz
09 May 2008 04:15

Harambe, uyisikhokho sani!! Spice yazi i cant stop writign my boo's name on my chair and im LOL!! at it, yho into abantu abazenzayo, yho Nkosi yam, but what is he gonna say engibona ngibusy doing art on him? nokubonga, im glad i helped you, gudluck!

HARAMBE24
09 May 2008 04:15

I dont have lots of degrees when it comes to "mdavazo" - i just do it a lot and experiance is the best teacher. I also have lots of Girlf- Friends -who some i met on this site ---- and we talk about this things

Here is a funny story: this dear lady friend of mine never had A man sleep over in her bed, she did do it with her man and all -but they did not stay together untill they got married - eish bazalwane!!!. So she did not understand why his thingy was always hard in the morning. Now she went on and on telling us during our thursday ladies night out - dont ask why i get invited - that her man is so sex crazy about her, his spear gets hard even when he is asleep....So moa had to break it down to her that , darlings ---its the urine collected while he slept that makes it hard, your the last thing on his mind while he is asleep.Thats why the first thing a man does when he wakes up is to pee. We laughed at her so hard and we made her pay for the drinks.

monchooza
09 May 2008 04:18

As for the oral stuff, master this and we can proceed to how to give a fabulous bj!!


@ HARAMBE
Teach them how to do the best bj cause some of us just love it to bits

Yoyo
09 May 2008 04:34

@ Maddie is it true vele that your Vijayjay becomes hollow when you have sex with a big size. that would make me virgin then,I've only been with super small:(  and I don't even know how it feels like to Climax(I've really given up on s**x).So I can relate to this topic manyhani.

Nonny
09 May 2008 04:35

"---its the urine collected while he slept that makes it hard, your the last thing on his mind while he is asleep."
LMAO at H24, yazi wena kodwa........eish but it's true hey!!!!

Vutmi
09 May 2008 04:37

Nonny...the reason i am temporarily taking a break from the totoloziz's holders is not because of their totoloz, its because of their brains....im sick and 
tired of how their brains work. See, if the totoloz came without a head(& pea-brain) then i would gladly go for it, for now i will settle for appliances!!!!! any time any place stimulation. LOL....dont you just love technology?

Pooky
09 May 2008 04:38

 yoh i'm a master at this if i may say so myself and i enjoy giving it (bj), and i know exactly the spot to make a man cry, but i'll leave it to Harambe to teach yall...

zolx
09 May 2008 04:38

kunini ndifuna uhlomla, yeses..Iyhooo...that was a mouthfull Harambe....you are a God sent (not that i need any advice, i've been around the block for a while) LOL

maddie
09 May 2008 04:40

don’t marinate it with the gel 

yho yho Harambe o mpolaela eng bathong? you are killing me.

I'm not a believer of pleasing yourself,  you need a man who will be willing to teach you, try one of the guys you like, they' ll jump at the chance.

every time i want to speak to my man, i seduce him with words first so that he can be on, after that i ask him to put his totolozi inside and we start talking with his totolozi inside, by the time we finished talking i have come three times. it works, we discuss everything , our problems, jobs, family, etc and somehow we feel we can overcome anything.



Vutmi
09 May 2008 04:51

hawu 1andOnly vele you've made up your mind about being a silent blogger in your own blog! do show yourself sista.

HARAMBE24
09 May 2008 04:57

sorry dichomza -- ke nako jwale -- its friday and my cell has been ringing like switchboard ya ko eskom--- i am going out to fulfil my bodly needs. I chat tonight or in the wee hours of the morning with ma nightrider ---MADDIE: you fab, NXA!!! work that tontolozi to your benefits. monchooza: i will give you the in and out to master a fab BJ - but plaese just do it to your man only -coz there is no way a black negro will leave you after i am done with you --- all the women that will come after you -will be amatures to him. He will yearn for the tantalizing thinsg you can do with your eyes wide open.

carino
09 May 2008 05:05

monchooza: i will give you the in and out to master a fab BJ - but please just do it to your man only coz there is no way a black negro will leave you after i am done with you --- all the women that will come after you -will be amatures to him. He will yearn for the tantalizing thinsg you can do with your eyes wide open.

Oh my gaaaawwwdd.........

carino
09 May 2008 05:06

OMG... what a piece of advice... im imagining Monchy holding it totolozi, giving it his last breath

Teej
09 May 2008 05:10

ROTFLMAO.........................All of you guys are crazy.Everyone around me now thinks Im crazy....but anyways,uts their loss.

Y4P.....shame man skattie,you have been missing on some good *bleep!*....I hope you get the laid soon.

BUT,Yoyo-I've only been with super small......you have made my day.I mean I dont know whats worse.......Not having sex OR having a supersmall size...LOL

Nonny
09 May 2008 05:14

"sorry dichomza -- ke nako jwale -- its friday and my cell has been ringing like switchboard ya ko eskom"
LMAO..........switch ka Eskom, mina mine rings like ngidayisa umgwinyo..........LOL

sbu001
09 May 2008 05:14

Take it easy ... a couple of wine glasses might calm the nerves with him...

Its okey to be honest that u r new to this we really get impressed.

Tell him to be slow as possible,if he knows his thing he does not need to use lubricants he can make u wet by just playing with u

If u not sure where to touch while he is touching just touch him in the same place,do exactly what he does..don't pay too much attention to this though as you might fully enjoy what he is doing

Getting on top when u r not used to the totolozi of the guy and inexperienced is not really a good idea to me..

Get Porn,not the eTV one though u will never learn anthing there..try the hardcore ones

Hope this helps

LM
09 May 2008 05:26

Lubrication: they all say the vijayjay is a self cleaning oven and I say, you can’t bake without stock magarine. Damn Harambe you really are gifted in the writing department.

Spice: LMAO... I also just did the shaking excersice and it sure works hey!


@ Maddie: every time i want to speak to my man, i seduce him with words first so that he can be on, after that i ask him to put his totolozi inside and we start talking with his totolozi inside, by the time we finished talking i have come three times. it works, we discuss everything , our problems, jobs, family, etc and somehow we feel we can overcome anything. Wow, so, he just stay inside you and doesn't thrust? Not even once?

nokubonga
09 May 2008 05:30

so, he just stay inside you and doesn't thrust? Not even once?  LOL LOL LOL...really having fun today!!!!!!!

ocean1
09 May 2008 05:56

@ H24 u finished me with this one hheheheheheehe LOL can't stop laughing
without biting the bones inside your hand, keep the skin suspended between your teeth without biting it. The skin from your right should firmly sit between your teeth without grinding it.

1nOnly
09 May 2008 06:10

Everyone here I am, 1nOnly / YFP. It was not intentional to be silent on my own blog, I thought it was gonna be a TVSA Friday but my boss had other ideas I'm here now though. I haven't gone through all the responses but H24's just jumped at me and I love this part. This allows the spear to slide in as it attacks! LOL

I'll read now and respond. Later.

Pinkpoodle
09 May 2008 06:31

I cant believe i was in a meeting the whole day all i kept thinking of was what i was missing

@ H24 I am so printing the kissing part that my boyfreind needs to read i hope that will stop him from biting me
its the urine collected while he slept that makes it hard, your the last thing on his mind while he is asleep. Good laaard i had no idea my ex told me that everyman does that ans they want it every morning, and i ended up giving a hand job everytime we slept together if i was too tired to give him some dah ignorance ignorance 
@ maddie  ..by the time we finished talking i have come three times. it works, we discuss everything , our problems, jobs, family, etc and somehow we feel we can overcome Wow LMAO

Eye Candy
09 May 2008 06:35

@yearning for pleasure: HARAMBE24 has said a mouth fool, take his advised and you will never go wrong. Fortunately for me my first boyfriend was my Teacher when I broke my virginity and he was damn good at it that even a boyfriend of mine after him was so impressed about my skills. The thing is I was proud when I told him and believe me men like it when they get the honours of being " The chosen one" to explore those things with especially if itsfor the first time.

Phila
09 May 2008 07:13

@Harambe24: chehe o skhokho ngwaneso, u ya baba! you very good at this.

1nOnly
09 May 2008 08:41

@h24 you said "you gonna thank my mama i am alive" and I am. Give the beautiful lady a big hug for me especially for Mother's Day:). 

Well bloggers thank you so much for your responses I got what I was hopong for and much more. Truly half the solution is sharing the problem I now know this was the right way to deal with the issue and I like the fun approach you guys took to the whole thing. The craziness of this place and it's peeps keeps me sane, really.

Firstdvd
09 May 2008 09:08

Ja, ths is serious mata...Me n my Xgf sasingaqedi even 5min bcos of da pains shez xperiencing! Size does mata n awuncishiswa, & dats da prob!

Mambox
25 Jun 2008 08:31

So has any of this worked for you guys...i just messed up the whole thing :-(


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