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What do men really want?

Written by UberB from the blog The Uber Portal on 15 May 2008
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There are certain categories that men classify women into. Some of us may have knowledge of these classifications, some of us do not and well a small portion would just like to ignore the writing on the wall.

THE GIRLFRIEND - She is the main woman in a man's life and undoubtedly occupies top spot and priority in his life. She is the person he shares his dreams with. The one he runs to when he needs comfort. The one woman he will introduce to Mom and attend family braais with.

THE OTHER WOMAN - She is the one person who gives the girlfriend sleepless nights. An anonymous sms on his phone which he nonchalantly tries to shake off. Beware this woman is your worst nightmare. She fills your spot when you're not around and gives your man undivided attention when you can't. She may just accompany him when he's hanging out with the dudes. Of course their other women will be in attendance.

THE BOOTY CALL - This is purely a sexual relationship. No strings attached. THis woman adds sexual excitement to a mans life. She knows all 200 positions under the sun and can make him climax like the girlfriend/other woman never have.
A late night call, preferably after nine or close to midnight signals her entrance into his life or eh, bed.

THE SIDE DISH - She is usually younger than he is, and unknown to her naive self, he is simply sharpening his bedroom skills . He finds her youth and innocence alluring while aching to ejaculate inside her. She never really amounts to anything in his life, but certainly adds zest to his sexual appetite.

THE (CHILDHOOD) FRIEND - They share an emotional connection like  no other. Sometimes spending lazy Sunday afternoons reminiscing about the good old days, and how they may have lost their virginity to each other. She is the strongest competition, she understands him and is on a first name basis with his mother. Although such 'friendships' are not ideally pursued, The friend is not to be taken lightly.

What do men want? 
Who is the Uber babe?
More importantly does she exist?, can she be a combination of all five? 
Frankly, that is all but impossible. We may all identify with one of these characters or perhaps played a role as one of them. Annoyingly, with men they always seem to be seldom satisfied. 
Should women accept that she is almost never the only woman in his life? 
In society it is increasingly becoming the norm for married and involved men alike to possess a nyatsi. Whilst  the main priority achingly turns a blind eye. 
What ever happened to pure, unadulterated faithfulness?
Do not get me wrong, these are simply a couple of generalisations which are not intended to offend anyone, but if any scenario, particularly the last four ring a bell then I suggest it is time to review your relationship. 









112 Comments

UberB
15 May 2008 01:01

All are welcome to share their thoughts, irritations, grievances whatever. If there are any women who have thier own categories of men, please do indulge.

Nonny
15 May 2008 01:07

*sigh*

Pooky
15 May 2008 01:56

Hayi Nonny why do you sigh like that , omnye umtwana ufukwazi tyini...hihiihihhihihihi...mzalwane phendula .....hehheeheh

UberB
15 May 2008 03:00

Sigh? I feel like sighing when I think of how I have sometimes played one of those 'lesser roles'.

carino
15 May 2008 03:02

My question exactly.

Anyway.. let me go back and read.

carino
15 May 2008 03:04

My question exactly.

Anyway.. let me go back and read.

ocean1
15 May 2008 03:05

eish I guess I'll have to wait for abanye abazalwane bahlomle on this one  

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:09

*Another sigh*

zozozo
15 May 2008 03:15

UberB - can i print-out this article? it's very interesting but i don't have all the answers. I like the way it makes one thinks about her role in their man's life. I'll be back later with my comments.

carino
15 May 2008 03:16

say waht again?

Toxic
15 May 2008 03:19

well done on your first article UberB

carino
15 May 2008 03:26

@Toxic well done on your first article UberB.

LOL
Now that was a moberator comment, right there.

Nothing, more, nothing less. Just.... well done!

Nonny, correct me if im wrong mngani, but do i feel an element of sarcasm inside  that reply.





MADENZA
15 May 2008 03:26

What man really want is something that myself as a man dont know, I need a girlfriend whom we live for each other but there is no way i am not going to have a makhwapheni bcos obviously my girlfriend is not going to have everything i need in a girl.

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:36

"there is no way i am not going to have a makhwapheni bcos obviously my girlfriend is not going to have everything i need in a girl."

@ Madenza - In response to umakwapheni (which is 20% if not less) here is a quote from Why did I get married that I think u must read below: 

"In most cases, especially in relationships, you will only get 80% of what you NEED and you will hardly get the other 20% that you WANT in your relationship. There is always another person (man or women) that you will meet and that will offer you the other 20% which is lacking in your relationship that you WANT And believe me, 20% looks really good when you are not getting it at all in your current relationship.

But the problem is that you will always be tempted to leave that good 80%
that you know you have, thinking that you will get something better with the other 20% that you WANT But as reality has proven, in most cases, you will always end up with having the 20% that you WANT and loosing the 80% that you really NEED and that you already had.
Be careful in deciding between what you WANT and NEED in your life."



Cherrie on top
15 May 2008 03:40

Sigh too, i'm not even sure how to respond to this article. Its just sad because we are catagorised in the above 1 way or the other.
thinking about it really its painfully true , the questions is " In order to keep him do you turn a blind eye even if you are the girlfriend" as stated above? if you do take a decision by leaving him and take a risk of even becoming the "other woman or the Bootycall" on the next man in your life?

MADENZA
15 May 2008 03:41

Yes nonny i saw that movie, Whati am saying is not that i wiil leave my GF for the makhwapheni like the dude in the movie did with Sheila but i am going to have a makhwapheni just for that 20 nothing less and nothing more.

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:41

"Nonny, correct me if im wrong mngani, but do i feel an element of sarcasm inside that reply."
@ Carino, S'khulu *in Kenneth Mashaba's voice*, stop seeing things INSIDE, when there is nothing there..........LOL 

"Now that was a moberator comment, right there.
Nothing, more, nothing less. Just.... well done!"

LMAO @ the moderator comment, very diplomatic indeed hey Tox??!

Cherrie on top
15 May 2008 03:43

what do you girls?

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:44

"Yes nonny i saw that movie, Whati am saying is not that i wiil leave my GF for the makhwapheni like the dude in the movie did with Sheila but i am going to have a makhwapheni just for that 20 nothing less and nothing more."
@ Madenza, I know u won't leave leave ur 80%, but what I am saying is why risk losing 80% over a mere 20% (coz in most cases women leave a man that cheats *if they're caught*, it's not worth it yazi!!!!

Feza
15 May 2008 03:48

well in that case I hope men who date so many women at once all live a terrible live with  HIV/Aids. In this day and age -- I dont believe there are still ignorant people out there who are proud to reveal that they would deliberatelly cheat because one woman cant give them all they want,

How pathetic is that? are people so insecure and emotionally weak that they'd tap every *ss in an attempt to fill in some space that is missing in their souls. 

And I also wonder why people copy and paste junk that they receive on their
e-mails on this site and present it as a blog. Its cheap and lazy.

andi01
15 May 2008 03:51

The Girlfriend: which most women enjoy but dont realise how miserable her life is, especially if ur man is a casanova. You get all the trash (phone numbers, late night calls the works) and you are expected to understand and be patient. these things are meant to be hiden form you, but far from it. You become the mother to the fool, coz every time he shags some1 in the car, hugs some1, or flirt with some1 in a party that you not attending, you the first to be told (by other people of course), he comes home and you start shouting (doesnt that sound liek a mother). When you are a girlfriend you hear all the bad things that your man gets up to, and very few good ones. Turn the tables and the girlfriend cheat, the man is ready to commit suicide it not homicide.

The Other woman: Gives the girlfriend as much misery as she gets. Being the other woman you live in hope and dreams, that 1 day seem possible the next seem doomed. I hate being the other woman, i dont think its fair to give another woman specie such fear and self doubt, with out recognising i am doing the same thing exactly to myself. I have tried being that other woman, I will never again, it doesnt work I am way to confident to be another person's second best.

The Booty Call: this is my favourite, humanity in all forms, 2 peopel just helping each other out without hurting anyone. Ive had a booty call 4 years ago, lets just say, i am glad the girlfriend decided to move in with him, but we still good friends, with the guy.

The side dish: never been and never will, I am way too smart for that.

The childhood friend: no one in particular, i have a good friendship with most of  my ex and their families


Nosakhe
15 May 2008 03:54

Yho, they are too many, I dont think a man can hhave all that otherwise he'll go nuts. He may have one or two though, in addition to the 1st one.

To be honest, I think we all want omakhwapeni, esp. if u are married because things can get a bit dull sometimes.

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:56

"And I also wonder why people copy and paste junk that they receive on their
e-mails on this site and present it as a blog. Its cheap and lazy."
Thank you Feza, Carino, now u know why I was sighing soi much, this article is an email that has been going around forever, I was hoping that UberB will say thatsomewhere in her article yazi!!!! I am dissapointed that people still don't credit original authors, I mean WTF do u loose from being honest?????

Nosakhe
15 May 2008 04:03

I very much like the booty call idea though, if only it was that possible.

Yehake!
15 May 2008 04:04

GUYZ!! life is strange kodwa..mmna have had a sex partner just for the fun of it and that has been the best sex ever in my entire life.. i have also had a steady partner for than 4 yrs but at times the sex would sooo boring i would prefer reading my dannielle steele ..the ring. and i once fell for a married guy  an never kept the wife awake though(WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN THOUGH..I JUST IMAGINED ME...)

Kodwa ngoku am alone(not lonely) work keeping me in touch with life ang i go home to my munchu and that is that....but none of them seem to have brought me any joy...except my boy!!! life is strange!!

Hlehle
15 May 2008 04:07

Can you plz check out my article name called How would you feel? i need answers frm you ladies and gents. Cum on

Beyonce
15 May 2008 04:10

LoL... copy and paste. Mnximn!!!

Yehake!
15 May 2008 04:10

Fez dear doesn't the thought ever creep into your mind that if you have a partner you are most  def..one of those,come on realy now! i mean even in marrieage men still cheat and even pastors mense sooo...life..

Yehake!
15 May 2008 04:12

its possible Nosakhe...look around you!

Fluffy Head
15 May 2008 04:14

Hlehle, where is it?????

Nonny
15 May 2008 04:14

It would be fine to do copy and paste as long as people state that loud and clear the source that the info was received from.............*but ke it's fine as long as thina the queens of forwards sisakhona,we can spot a cop and paste job from a mile*............LOL

sponono
15 May 2008 04:15

hawu bathong,...I've been tryin to delete this email form my mailbox, but for some f*cked up reason some "chain" email recipeients keep sending it back to me....and NOW this....haaayini man...(nothin wrong with the content but still bomuntuza   zamani harder next time   ......LOL   *sigh*

sponono
15 May 2008 04:17

LOL @ Hlehle  uya'skhomba to read her article..shu!!!! LOL

Nonny
15 May 2008 04:20

hawu bathong,...I've been tryin to delete this email form my mailbox, but for some f*cked up reason some "chain" email recipeients keep sending it back to me....and NOW this....haaayini man...(nothin wrong with the content but still bomuntuza zamani harder next time ......LOL *sigh*
ROTFLMAO....................heheheeheheh...........Sponono, yah man these are the kind of emails that are called ama die hards, everyone will see more than once in their lives, even khona la eTVSA.........LOL

So Toxic, what did u say again, well done to UberB?

Nonny
15 May 2008 04:23

UberB, lovie, my advice to u is to edit ur article and say where u got this "interesting peice" or rather say the explanation is a copy and paste job and the questions were written by UberB, so that life can go on after plagurism.........LOL

carino
15 May 2008 04:27

@Hlehle Can you plz check out my article name called How would you feel? i need answers frm you ladies and gents. Cum on


And that is what we call "Personal Selling".

Way to go Hlehle, girl..

sponono
15 May 2008 04:27

Nonny, maybe we should be considerate of those who've neva recived such emails, and they are amazed by the authors insight and writing skills etc so lets not take away her shine.....ok UberB cha uyabhala mntakama......hi hi hi..LOL

UberB
15 May 2008 04:30

And I also wonder why people copy and paste junk that they receive on their
e-mails on this site and present it as a blog. Its cheap and lazy.
Sponono, yah man these are the kind of emails that are called ama die hards, everyone will see more than once in their lives, even khona la eTVSA.........LOL
Please show me the 'chain' email that has the exact same content as this article.  FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' any former articles what so ever, hence this article needs no source accreditation coz I am the sole writer of the ideas presented here. Please I invite you to prove me wrong?

Cnglemother
15 May 2008 04:31

Eish iTVSA inokukhinya grand-grand, lo doti usaqhubeka vele. kungcono umuntu azixolise ngearticle kaBullie/Hlehle qha.

Nonny
15 May 2008 04:32

"Nonny, maybe we should be considerate of those who've neva recived such emails, and they are amazed by the authors insight and writing skills etc so lets not take away her shine.....ok UberB cha uyabhala mntakama......hi hi hi..LOL"
@ Sponono - ROTFLMAO.........that's why I burst out laughing when I saw Well Done, coz I thought we ma me ukungazi kufana nokungaboni............LOL

pullie
15 May 2008 04:37

@ UberB...Please show me the 'chain' email that has the exact same content as this article. FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' any former articles what so ever, hence this article needs no source accreditation coz I am the sole writer of the ideas presented here. Please I invite you to prove me wrong?

heheeee...itz gettin HOT in hei...wil b bak afta tha temp's cools down!

Nonny
15 May 2008 04:37

"FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' any former articles what so ever, hence this article needs no source accreditation coz I am the sole writer of the ideas presented here."
OK then UberB so I guess it's a case of great minds think alike hey..........or should I say great minds think exaclty the same.........LOL

Sponono, Feza, Beyonce and Nonny,
pehaps we are confusing this article to a similar email that we've received, is that possible mabloggers????

carino
15 May 2008 04:40

Please show me the 'chain' email that has the exact same content as this article. FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' any former articles what so ever, hence this article needs no source accreditation coz I am the sole writer of the ideas presented here. Please I invite you to prove me wrong?

Normally i'd have a lot to say about this...but im staying out of trouble these days.

So, im now walking out of people's First Articles and am moving over to Hlehle's How Would you Feel...

Well done, UberB... well done...



Onna
15 May 2008 04:41

@Madenza What makes you think you deserve to get a hundred percent when YOU may not be 100% to her?Do men ever think that they are not our 100% but we do not top them up?We would rather work on that, accept you the way you are or leave if all else fails but we WOMEN seldom tpo up a man.I really do wonder if oyu would be happy or even tollerate  yo girl  doing that to you. 
As for the sisters,some  of  us  go there  knowing  full well that a man has someone. Also the GIRLFRIEND will say Ido not mind because he always comes back to me,but when you think about it does this person really loves you when he can give someone else the same body he gives to you?Are you really as special as you deserve?  As for me I really do not know if I will  ever  stand  being  treated  like  that  again.

sponono
15 May 2008 04:43

UberB..."your" article might not be the exact same words, but the terms and descriptions are the same as those from the email that has gone around for ages and which was orignally written by some african-american hence the not-so-african term botty-call..but ke you took your time and wrote an article..and no one can take away your writing skills and proffessional training..its just that bloggers have been taken for a ride far too many times..(of course YOU're NOt taking us for a ride OK)  but whenever we see/read somethin that looks familiar we take it with a large dose of salt  or some of us get annoyed and naturally assume that its..mambo jumbo....but dont stress over it....capiche!!!!

Nonny
15 May 2008 04:47

"Well done, UberB... well done..." bwah ha bwah hahaha that's a good one Carino, stay out of trouble indeed!!!!

Well said Onna!!!! Thank you sisi!!!

felfel
15 May 2008 04:47

Unless Uber Uber, wrote the email itself......LOL

UberB
15 May 2008 04:51

Sponono, Feza, Beyonce and Nonny, pehaps we are confusing this article to a similar email that we've received, is that possible mabloggers????
If it is possible then it would be good for ya'll to simply 'copy and paste that exact e-mail and I stand to be corrected. I have no professional training, I'm simply a writer with a love of words and like I mentioned a journalist. It sad that some people have to be so cynical when it is really uncalled for.
hey..........or should I say great minds think exaclty the same.........LOL
No, sweety great writers think along the same lines.(Not that I'm calling myself one) But negative people like you, who always expect the worst irk the hell out of me. 

Toodecent
15 May 2008 04:51

And I also wonder why people copy and paste junk that they receive on their
e-mails on this site and present it as a blog. Its cheap and lazy.
Sponono, yah man these are the kind of emails that are called ama die hards, everyone will see more than once in their lives, even khona la eTVSA.........LOL
Please show me the 'chain' email that has the exact same content as this article. FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' any former articles what so ever, hence this article needs no source accreditation coz I am the sole writer of the ideas presented here. Please I invite you to prove me wrong?
___________
Sh!t has never been Holy mara......S...! Journalist v/s Editor on TVSA thats the kind of beef we want. Woring for seperate newspapers ofcourse.....! A go nyeweng......!!!! :-)

Toodecent
15 May 2008 04:55

Thats working for..

carino
15 May 2008 04:58

Please show me the 'chain' email that has the exact same content as this article. FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' any former articles what so ever, hence this article needs no source accreditation coz I am the sole writer of the ideas presented here. Please I invite you to prove me wrong?

Yazi mna if I were in this situation.. i would put on my red-carpet smile and do the queen'e wave.

I mean, why not?  I'd ve just discoverd that the article which presents my sole ideas has made it big - it's a universal chain email. That mos makes me a passionate journalist with sound accreditation.

tizoz
15 May 2008 05:11

FYI, I am a journalist by trade and write as a passion I do not need to 'copy and paste' I thought that's what Jurno's do..... they get their kicks from Copying and Pasting other peoples words?

UberB
15 May 2008 05:12

mean, why not? I'd ve just discoverd that the article which presents my sole ideas has made it big - it's a universal chain email. That mos makes me a passionate journalist with sound accreditation. 
Like I said before I dare you to place that exact e-mail up here and expose me as a jack ass, why would I want to make fools out of other people, or better yet insult their intelligence? Of course I would know that bloggers are widely read individuals and would spot a 'universal chain email' from a distance. So again prove that I copied the exact format of that e-mail and who knows  I might just feign convenient memory loss.

sponono
15 May 2008 05:14

**********commercial break******

UberB
15 May 2008 05:14

I thought that's what Jurno's do..... they get their kicks from Copying and Pasting other peoples words?Perhaps like you are doing, seeing as the language you are writing in is not even your mother tongue?

carino
15 May 2008 05:17

Like I said before I dare you to place that exact e-mail up here and expose me as a jack ass, why would I want to make fools out of other people, or better yet insult their intelligence?

The only intelligence that has been insulted is your, lahv....

Onna
15 May 2008 05:19

Confuctious say Never argue with a full people might not notice the difference!!!

Onna
15 May 2008 05:19

A FOOL

Toxic
15 May 2008 05:23

Don't ya'll get tired of this constant negativity mara hhe? it's flippin annoying. Like UberB wrote, if u've seen THE EXACT article elsewhere, please post the link and prove her wrong.

There are so many articles based on something someone wrote and as far as plagiarism goes, if it's isn't an exact duplicate then there's no reason for this attack!

Gosh people, stop the playground antics and move on to other articles if this one brings out the CHILD in you.

tizoz
15 May 2008 05:24

easy Uber, when you write a story using a press release what do you call that, when you write a story using "the Wires" what do you call that....


Just a thought....

tizoz
15 May 2008 05:29

I take my statements back they are not meant to be negative I was just kiddin.... Jurno's please dont get offended.... I love your work without you there is no news and without the news there is no me.....

Preshiii
15 May 2008 05:31

FYI, I am a journalist by trade 
I have no professional training,
I'm simply a writer with a love of words and like I mentioned a journalist
.


These sound like conflicting statements to me. How are you a journalist if you've had no professional training to be one?

I may be misunderstanding what you're saying. If so, und'xolele wethu...I'm a drop-out ye cost & management accounting whose recently signed up fo KFAB's class....I might not be comprehending what you're saying....

Or maybe ndashiywa yi train....I'm actually s'possed to call myself a cost accountant...drop out or not...

andi01
15 May 2008 05:38

I am putting on my investigative barge and going out to try and find evidence for this case, If this is a copy, so help me Gaaad, UberB, i will find you and take out indzeft zakho out, one @ a tym using a nail cut. How can u play me like that amigo, Do u know how much effort i put into that reply ese.

UberB
15 May 2008 05:43

The only intelligence that has been insulted is your, lahv
Clearly not or I would be arguing with myself.
These sound like conflicting statements to me. How are you a journalist if you've had no professional training to be one? 
I started out as a journalist with a community paper straight after matric hence 'no professional training'.

carino
15 May 2008 05:44

@Preshii

Bona! thath'ikhava ngwana a'ko gae thath'ikhava.

UberB
15 May 2008 05:46

I am putting on my investigative barge and going out to try and find evidence for this case, If this is a copy, so help me Gaaad, UberB, i will find you and take out indzeft zakho out, one @ a tym using a nail cut.
With the outmost welcome,  goodluck while you are at it.

nanah
15 May 2008 06:13

well well well sigh the think is the article does sound familiar bcoz u see there is a similar article in TRUE LOVE MAG april so please ladies look at it and see the similarities she might have just taken the same ideas and put them in2 her own so give her that much credit...................

but it sort does make you think about what/whihc women you r

Preshiii
15 May 2008 06:26

C'mon now Uber...you cant have so many people saying your article is in their mailboxes....are they all wrong?

Its either you take the credit due to you as the original writer of the article...your work has made it to the masses. That's no small victory for a writer....ya? ya?...**applauding**

OR

You admit to plagiarism, if it is indeed plagiarism. 

Strolicious
15 May 2008 06:39

I love your work without you there is no news and without the news there is no me.....Tizoz .im with you cant imagine my sunday's with out my fav newspapers

tizoz
15 May 2008 07:45

LOL! Stro! I had to Thath' Ikhava there b4 all the jurnos fight for my blood

myname
15 May 2008 07:51

hihihihihihihihihi ILMAOL Andy uthini u wil cut her/his zinza one by one nge nail cut hhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu cruel woman i can imagine that heheheheheheh

Cande
15 May 2008 07:55

You guys talk too much about men...You are over-rating them..Cant we talk about Interest rates/Inflation???
I don't have the problem with the article though....
Its just men think we need them in our lives, more than we actually need them...This constant talk about men gives them more reasons to think so....

I get you kodwa Uber, is true...and i never received this e-mail nna...

carino
15 May 2008 08:11

Guys, I just wish we could be more receiving, here in TVSA.

I mean first Uber writes such a beautiful article and instead of telling her "well done" and making her welcome and make her feel at home... we kept on and on.. saying all these negative things. Ngoku umtanabantu is probably never gon write ay articles again - and we really need her journalistic skills here.

Then uAthenkosi naye hits us with a bang and eish.... thats another story...

We should really learn to accept abanye abantu... We need new opinions, here... otherwise.... we gon be blog alone for ever TVSA needs to grow...so we really need to open ourselves to change.

Ok.. just needed to say that...

carino
15 May 2008 08:11

Guys, I just wish we could be more receiving, here in TVSA.

I mean first Uber writes such a beautiful article and instead of telling her "well done" and making her welcome and make her feel at home... we kept on and on.. saying all these negative things. Ngoku umtanabantu is probably never gon write ay articles again - and we really need her journalistic skills here.

Then uAthenkosi naye hits us with a bang and eish.... thats another story...

We should really learn to accept abanye abantu... We need new opinions, here... otherwise.... we gon be blog alone for ever TVSA needs to grow...so we really need to open ourselves to change.

Ok.. just needed to say that...

Nonny
15 May 2008 08:16

*siyabonga nge "prepared" speech Carino.........LOL*

Tshd21
15 May 2008 08:23

Bathong Uber...WHY DID YOU DELETE THE REPLY I POSTED EARLIER?? It wasn't offensive or anything mosdaan?? Al I wrote was that I have seen this article in my mailbox!!!! Shoooo

Nonny
15 May 2008 08:27

WOW Tsh21, I never thought I'd live to see the day ur response has been deleted, u always respond critically *ok ok in my eyes bathong!!!*

UberB
15 May 2008 08:27

"The ambience here is quite welcoming", @ carino, thanx 4 yr vote of confidence and you can rest assured that this was not the last article.

UberB
15 May 2008 08:30

@ Tsh21, what reply are ya talking about? There are practically dozens of people here who claimed to have recieved the email, why would I delete yours? Of what significance is it to myself? Exactly, nil.

carino
15 May 2008 08:37

Good, Uber.. 

And nawe, maan you shouldnt take them serious. They were just trying to shake you up... 

That's how we check people lana.

Just to make sure ukuba uqinile. 

nhe... I hope to read more of you.. nhe?


Now, OFF TOPIC...

People what was the name of that magazine on Generabish yesterday?? the gossip one?

Simmone
15 May 2008 08:38

♫In HHP voice, what would TVSA be without beef? ♫

♫Where is the ♥ where is the ♥ where is the ♥♫

Toxic
15 May 2008 08:40

Tshd21, you can blame me for the deleted response.

Cande
15 May 2008 08:58

y, Toxic?

sponono
15 May 2008 09:09

ROTFLOL...@ andi01 and the nzeft story...eish mara can you imganine UberB spreading them legs and you busy pulling her inzeft zakhe.....haayim man....LOL

UBerB...dont take it to heart  bloggers are like your favourite uncle/aunt who can be annoying at times but always there when you need them(or when you dont need them)...and they'll shake you up...like your aunt asking when are you gettin married or why ou have that haristyle....she dont mean no harm she's just lovin you like that......so mina I'm one of yo uncles

Bra Bizza
15 May 2008 09:18

LOL @Tizoz

Tshd21
15 May 2008 09:20

Thank you Cande!!! I would also like to know why Toxic deleted my reply!

It read......"This article landed in my mailbox some time ago. Am going back to read all replies"....

WTF??? I don't see any malice/offense on the reply above... 

Uber: Sori for posing the q to you...I did not know it was Tox who deleted it. BTW as for asking what significance my reply was to you?..... dude/dudette......Next time, do not enable replies to you articles if you don't want bloggers to reply to it!!

sponono
15 May 2008 09:27

Tshd21,  LOL  udinwe ngempela...hi hi hi 

LOL carino  uluma uphephethe like Zuma

Shadow
15 May 2008 09:44

Tjo...there's neva a dull moment in TVSA...*Rolling my eyes*..

Cande
15 May 2008 09:56

How do you do that Simmone?

Lady D
15 May 2008 12:28

This is boring

Cande
15 May 2008 12:48

Im not sure what you mean Lady D, but i personally am bored oh hearing about men and what they damn want....its flippin boring me....

Bra Bizza
15 May 2008 23:16

people should go to the blog page to see other blogs that have been written already to avoid being exposed like this

Nonny
16 May 2008 00:03

"LOL carino uluma uphephethe like Zuma"
LMAO @ Sponono, yah man uCarino has mastered the art of this biting & blowing technique............(LOL @ biting & blowing translation........heheheh)

"dont take it to heart bloggers are like your favourite uncle/aunt who can be annoying at times but always there when you need them(or when you dont need them)...and they'll shake you up...like your aunt asking when are you gettin married or why ou have that haristyle....she dont mean no harm she's just lovin you like that......so mina I'm one of yo uncles"
@ Sponono, I like this explanation, it's perfect yazi "malume Sponza".........this is the best way that WE bloggers know how to show love..........LOL

Simmone
16 May 2008 00:07

@ Cande…….I just write my replies in Microsoft Word then, use the insert symbols option and copy and paste it in the reply box.

Nonny
16 May 2008 00:15

Damn Simmone gal, u have got time!!!!

Tynt!
16 May 2008 00:21

Thatha C"MON!!! Copy en paste....

Simmone
16 May 2008 00:30

Nonny mgani, there are serious spell checkers in TVSA land so I would rather be spell checked by Word than HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

And it’s a good cover, makes it look like I am working 

@ Tynt! But I did give a source for my copy+paste.....Microsoft....unlike you know. LOL

Nonny
16 May 2008 00:56

"Nonny mgani, there are serious spell checkers in TVSA land so I would rather be spell checked by Word than HMMMMMMMMMMMMM."
@ Simmone - hehheheeh u can say that again, the spell checkers are always on standby waiting for us to shaya ama mistakes mese bezenza izifundisa ezikhulu. Ur method is good, but mina ngikhuluma njalo so it will be too much of a hassle to do the Microsoft route...........LOL

"@ Tynt! But I did give a source for my copy+paste.....Microsoft....unlike you know. LOL"
LMAO, this is a good one........eheheheh!!!! 

carino
16 May 2008 01:20

mgani, there are serious spell checkers in TVSA land so I would rather be spell checked by Word than HMMMMMMMMMMMMM. 

And actually I think "the spell checkers" should start charging per hour.


Nonny
16 May 2008 01:23

Carino I see u really enjoy being an TVSA nline spell checker!!!

Nonny
16 May 2008 01:24

Carino I see u really enjoy being a TVSA online spell checker!!!

carino
16 May 2008 01:29

 I see u really enjoy being a TVSA online spell checker!!!

And grammar too... LOL

Nonny
16 May 2008 01:31

*shaking my head*.........u're doing it again: "And grammar too... LOL"

carino
16 May 2008 01:41

And Nonnn.. you are making umsebenzi wam ubelula.. you corrected yourself right there.. going back and putting the 'o' on online. You are a fast learner.. I like that!!

Nonny
16 May 2008 01:51

@ Carino - Don't patronize me so early in the morning, young lady............LOL!!!!

Nonny
16 May 2008 01:53

Oh and the 3rd n has gotta go lovie........kanti uzwa nini????

Miss K
16 May 2008 01:58

And I thought spell checkers are supposed to be accurate......
Anyway English is not the tongue of my mother, hence we use Word at work, now we have 2 consult Microsoft before replying on TVSA too?? Hay kunzima.

carino
16 May 2008 01:59

Don't patronize me so early in the morning,

okay..okay... just dont do it again, nhe??

.... ... its just that its students, no... pupils..... like you that put teachers out of work. LOL

Now, Simmone... are you tryina say, everytime you need to reply you go first to MSWord??? gawwwd... you are busy, girlfriend.. you are taking blogging to the next level....



 

Nonny
16 May 2008 02:14

"Now, Simmone... are you tryina say, everytime you need to reply you go first to MSWord??? gawwwd... you are busy, girlfriend.. you are taking blogging to the next level...".
@ Carino, this is all becoz of people like u, now blogging has become Word War Three for ezinye izingane...........LOL

Simmone
16 May 2008 02:24

Maybe I should have specified this point ONLY WHEN I WANT TO GET THE SYMBOLS, then I go to word. Hayibo what’s with the sensitivity.

sjura
16 May 2008 02:25

now blogging has become Word War Three for ezinye izingane...........LOL

SOTCLMAO

Floh
25 May 2008 07:53

Vele i copy and paste le mncimmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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