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Written by Lemon_Lite from the blog Excuse me - W.H.A.T on 23 May 2008
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Happy Friday everyone – is the 1st thing I have to say and hope yall will make the best of your weekend. 

Have you ever came across someone and after they told you their name - the only thing on your mind is.... WHAT? What were your parents thinking? IS that really your name?

A friend of mine and I have this new hobby – weird names. I have an african name and I thank the lord my mother didn't think of naming me something I'd be ashamed to say it's my name. It must be traumatic to the poor soul having to witness people's expressions after you tell them your name. 
So far my friend and I have come across; Survivor (not the show), Don’t-Worry, Button, Hottens and God Knows (yes, God Knows). My cousin’s name is Epaphrus and he is super proud of it… but uses his African name. I know of someone whose aunt and uncle are named Moon Rise and I think the other is Sun Rise. Oh – but why do our parents to this. I’ve heard of Exemption – oh thixo!!

So since I’m taking this hobby to another level – I would like to know of more names out there… I promise *pinch* not to laugh if it's your name!!




129 Comments

Toodecent
23 May 2008 02:26

I know of a guy called Mapodi which simply means mother of goat. LOL

carino
23 May 2008 02:34

ha, ha, ha @ Mapudi being a guy, nogal..


Nna I've meet a someone called Poverty.  believe me, i could help it but promise him i'll go with him to Home Affairs - to do a name change application.


And I know someone called Exclamation - I have my own imaginibations of how they came to name her that, but i choose to reserve them for now.

Mphoyame
23 May 2008 02:44

@ tdcknow of a guy called Mapodi which simply means mother of goat

I also know a guy called Mapudi wa ko Tshwane,
I work with guys called Matsaka and Makgetsi

Cody
23 May 2008 02:53

My aunts name is Percentage! i wonder what gramamzie was thinking?

LM
23 May 2008 02:54

LMAO Lemon-lite...

I know someone named Mothofela..meaning person with no purpose in life.
Another one: Salmon..as in fish.

belz
23 May 2008 02:57

My aunts name is Percentage!>LMAO!!!!

TheLady
23 May 2008 03:03

If I meet people I ask them for their first name, second name etc...I just enjoy it-so I've come accross really weird ones too-like a guy from Zim who is named Wristwatch.


I am almost afraid to write my grandpa's brother's name-Ngq*zende- am not trying to be funny for real. 

My ex's  name is Bismarck maybe his dad loved the guy that much, the other one is Trymore-I really tried not to laugh when he said it.

I have a friend (girl if you are on this site I apologise) her name is Baxhwalile, someone please translate that

Toodecent
23 May 2008 03:06

Its actually Mapudi and yes he resides in Tshwane ko Menlyn. He is a friend actually.

sponono
23 May 2008 03:08

I'm just curious since i'n not fluent in sesotho  what does Mapaseka mean...(i always thought its weird that celeb called mapaseka makoti...its like in zulu lomakoti uyaphaseka or somethin..bam-tru-passer......LOL..but seriously what does it mean

carino
23 May 2008 03:09

I know of this family... Their names are: Dinawa, Dithotse, Magapu, Lekatane, Mabele, Thotsenyane, (Some Motswana plz translate).
 
But bona apparently mama wa bona couldnt have kids... all her babies kept dying so she thought the best way was to name them after these. 

Fluffy Head
23 May 2008 03:16

Weird names I've come accross

Chasabelungu: Meaning Hate white people
Mabhulwana: meaning little afrikanners (and the guy is albino)
Knowledge: And the girl has none..
Nopasika: meaning easter person/ poor girl was born during easter...Imagine she was called egg at high-school
Petyesi: cause the boy has a shorter leg than the other, so when he walks it's liek he's about to spruin his ankle...Just imagine, but that's a nick name

The lady: Is it not Baxolile meaning they are at peace???

LM
23 May 2008 03:17

LMAO Carino...so the whole family is practically Lehlabula(harvest time).

Let me try:
Dinawa: Beans
Dithotse: melons' pips/seeds (am not sure)
Magapu: Watermelons
Mabele: sorghum

monchooza
23 May 2008 03:21

8) 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :'( :-*

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 03:22

Baxwalile ... means Disabled

sponono
23 May 2008 03:25

there's a guy called Msunywana......LOL sirias..ask your zulu friend to translate

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 03:26

meant Baxhwalile means Disabled/crippled

there is a gal i know who is Phanihlo which means Eye-Candy. and she is soooo gorgeous

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 03:26

meant Baxhwalile means Disabled/crippled

there is a gal i know who is Phanihlo which means Eye-Candy. and she is soooo gorgeous

MADENZA
23 May 2008 03:30

thus one guy is called measurment, i mean WTF or is it because they were measuring the amount of fluid going in when he was made..

carino
23 May 2008 03:32

ROTFLMAO @ Chasabelungu

flip, thats a good one.

Fluffy Head
23 May 2008 03:35

BA: what language is that??? baxhwalile

fikz
23 May 2008 03:35

Weird names i've came across

-difficult
-personal
-progerss
-forget
-goodenough
-consol
-expereince

fikz
23 May 2008 03:40

sorry guys i meant Experience and progress

Mopakistani
23 May 2008 03:43

here are some:

No matter.....some girl i went to school with in Zim
Reason
Forget
College
Kesebeyekae...translation(where do i put it)
Maphutshe..pumpkins


and i know of a family their names are all insults that i cant mention here.

Kapakapa
23 May 2008 03:45

Ive come across:

Talent
Praise God

@ Spo:
Paseka could either be "Easter time" or "a flower"

poshspice
23 May 2008 03:45

what does the name Matlakala mean

MADENZA
23 May 2008 03:46

what does Mapaseka - the name is usually given to someone born around easter because ka sepedi Paseka is easter.  

andi01
23 May 2008 03:48

LOL yhooo seniqalike manje, amanga kekestso, this is sooo funny guys i promise.
My aunts name is Percentage,  like ?? 50% percent, her father and 50% her mother!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Dome names I know

Mfanengquza
Two Bob
Idiot

What does keketso mean

MamaOmpha
23 May 2008 03:49

I dont mean to offend any one but Zimbabwe guys have these kind of names

Cry
Knowledge
Suprice
Talent
Forgiveness
God Knows

I don't know what phrase to put them under

Off Topic:  VUYO MOKOENA JUST DIED AT 11 OCLOCK TODAY

Mphoyame
23 May 2008 03:49

Matlakala - Trash, Dirt, Nonsense

Kapakapa
23 May 2008 03:49

there's a boy at my child's school his name is "MyOne" 

it would very interesting to find out from parents y they name they chilren like that, im almost certain there is a story to tell behind every name!

andi01
23 May 2008 03:53

what does Mapaseka - the name is usually given to someone born around easter because ka sepedi Paseka is easter. in xhosa as well easter is pasika hence Nomapisika.
what does the name Matlakala mean -  matlakala means trouble

Kapakapa
23 May 2008 03:54

@Posh: matlakala = rubbish

some parents mara!!!!

Kapakapa
23 May 2008 03:57

@ andi - matlakala means trouble......hahaha is that in Xhosa?

carino
23 May 2008 03:57

in xhosa as well easter is pasika hence Nomapisika. 


Then there's Nokrismesi

Nah Nah
23 May 2008 03:59

ROTFLMBAO!!!! yHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you guyz are killing me, & i'm sooooo fcked with Bhabhi.....Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha yhuuu The Lady u've killed me with Wristwatch Haaaaaaaahahahahaha moer!

blk sunshine
23 May 2008 04:04

a well knwn politicians son's name is Mabuluanyile, which means tht white ppl are f**kd. first tym i herd his name cudnt stop laffin. he uses his second name tho

Nah Nah
23 May 2008 04:04

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so strange! i've just found out that my boss's name is Bolivard... see what you guys made me to do now...tlie tlie tlie

pastor chic
23 May 2008 04:11

@carino, I know of this family... Their names are: Dinawa, Dithotse, Magapu, Lekatane, Mabele, Thotsenyane, (Some Motswana plz translate). lmao

But bona apparently mama wa bona couldnt have kids... all her babies kept dying so she thought the best way was to name them after these.  amanga manga business. aowa hle sesi o re botsa maaka? *in my best sepedi accent*


mapedi have these names!!!
pitsi- zebra
phuti-jackal
tshwene-baboon
mmakgabo-ape or something......ya neh!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemon_Lite
23 May 2008 04:26

Oh guys... I have been laughing so much... I had to remind myself I'm at work. Thank you for adding to my collection. Oh - there's also Doggie... Yes!!

myname
23 May 2008 04:27

LOL ...................what about Hasborn?

Simmone
23 May 2008 04:35

in xhosa as well easter is pasika hence Nomapesika = Peaches as the fruit.

andi01
23 May 2008 04:37

Nobesayaphi- (where is she still going)
Nomakuthini - (what are we suppose to do)
Soyizwaphi -(where are going to hear about it)
notolikana-(little translator)
Jongemthatha-(looking at Umtata)
Krebe- (crocodile)

andi01
23 May 2008 04:38

in xhosa as well easter is pasika hence Nomapesika , i meant NOPASIKA

Renegade
23 May 2008 04:40

Tsho guys, you are cracking me up, pity I have to go. Mara Andi01 - Idiot...hau guys, why would a parent do such a thing to their child mara?

LM
23 May 2008 04:40

mapedi have these names!!!
pitsi- zebra
phuti-jackal
tshwene-baboon
mmakgabo-ape or something......ya neh!!!!!!!!!!!

Ke direto or izithakazelo (SP)..don't know what they are called in english.

My high school bfriend is Sekepe (ship).

Dabs
23 May 2008 04:41

Guys if we had to translate all our African names it would just be a disaster.

Names like Ocean- Lwandle.

Pooky
23 May 2008 04:42

Nquzende & Percentage........LMAO

Tshd21
23 May 2008 04:44

Matlakala means rubbish in Setswana...

Other weird names:
Molatlhegi: the lost one...
Lefu: Death....
Mantsho: The dark/black one...


Off topic: Is there a problem with this site lately or is it just me?? I can't access some articles and that has been going on for a few days..... Is there someone else experiencing these problems or am I getting the boot??
Sori Lemon-Lite...

nokubonga
23 May 2008 04:46

Is there a problem with this site lately or is it just me?? I can't access some articles and that has been going on for a few days..... Is there someone else experiencing these problems or am I getting the boot??

Same here..actually i thought its the computer am using!!!!!!!

myname
23 May 2008 04:47

hihihi Nah talking about boss's name. Mine is Comrade

Linomtha
23 May 2008 04:51

@ Kapakapa would very interesting to find out from parents y they name they chilren like that, im almost certain there is a story to tell behind every name!

The parents are very selfish sometimes ive got my school mates @ Junior her name was Noqalazive can you imagine.It means she is the one who hear the news 1st.And she was a gossipy gal evry tym ukhona kwigossipy

carino
23 May 2008 04:52

@Tshdi21

Molatlhegi..... then there's Tatlhego le Mabitla... they are twins.

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 04:53

A while ago i received an email abt Zulu people naming their kids after Network Providers(MTN etc).

The names were lyk - Please-call-me Nkosi
                                        subscriber Zulu
                                        Try-Again-Later Mabuza
                                        Not available Majola
and the list go on..............
                                        

Linomtha
23 May 2008 04:54

@ Nokubonga Is there a problem with this site lately or is it just me?? I can't access some articles and that has been going on for a few days..... Is there someone else experiencing these problems or am I getting the boot??

I also got the same problem when i want to access  all replys it shows me an arror kwenzekani dani?

nice
23 May 2008 04:56

some of the strange names I have heard:

computer
malema
nomoya - most of them are born around August

Pooky
23 May 2008 04:57

@ Tshd1....yeah me too

Onna
23 May 2008 05:02

My mom went to school with Camelion!! and once they found out what it meant they teased him to no end.I also went to school with Barnabas. We used to call him indoda yasebhayibhelini even the teachers, until the next year he changed his name to Given.

andi01
23 May 2008 05:04

then there's Tatlhego le Mabitla... they are twins,  please translate, and also mampi???

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 05:09

@Miss-Tick .. also receive numerous email about network names, some with Zulu surname, some Xhosa, english and Afrikaans and i thoughht someone was just creating a joke about it not that there real names but ke you'll never know ...

belz
23 May 2008 05:12

Chasabelungu /> ROFLMBAO!!!!


LM
23 May 2008 05:20

mampi: the ugly one
mabitla: graves
tatlhego: loss

LM
23 May 2008 05:21

Am also experiencing problems with the site.....

pastor chic
23 May 2008 05:23

Tatlhego-lost/ not sure thou.
Mabitla-GRAVE............. talk about a woman with issues, to name your children that, hi hi hi hi*.

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 05:24

Insufficient Airtime Skhosana
Airtime Mhlongo

lepogo
23 May 2008 05:28

I used to work with Millionaire-yep, you is right-from ZIM-Lovemore,Wristwatch and Halellujah all hail from the same place.

And Im sure Surprise and Semakaleng were definately not planned for.....

carino
23 May 2008 05:29

My previous boss was Sosueme

Talk about child custody...

carino
23 May 2008 05:29

My previous boss was Sosueme

Talk about child custody cases..

tubs
23 May 2008 05:37

Hi guys,nice blog!Apparently ka batswana, when a baby is born after alot of miscarriages/stillbirths/cot-death etc. (ole letlhomela,don't kno the George word for it),it's supposed to be given any old crappy name.One of the reasons being gore they didn't want to attach themselves too much to it,it was,back then regarded as just a thing cos it was probably in transit like the rest of them that passed before it (hence,bo Selofela, lefu etc.) so it was basically to detach di emotions just in case it too passed.

ocean1
23 May 2008 05:58

LMBAO @ a well knwn politicians son's name is Mabuluanyile, hehehehehe
I had a friend @ tech who's surname was kaka, but she pronounced it as khakha

carino
23 May 2008 06:10

I knew a guy at college who's surname was Dick. And he was gay

monchooza
23 May 2008 06:19

 Not available Majola

Haaibo Miss-Tick...uzoshaywa strong...strong FINISH

Cody
23 May 2008 06:19

I dont know why people name their kids after months. eg. September, May, January? Atjhe!!

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 06:22

Haaibo Miss-Tick...uzoshaywa strong.......strong FINISH......

Sorry Monchooza 4got its ur surname.........mara i was'nt tokin abt u unless your ada nym is Not available Majola

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 06:24

Apparently, there is now a child by the name of Xeno named after Xenophobic attacks ..... so ya there is a motive behind everyname

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20080523112516356C781915

andi01
23 May 2008 06:30

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 06:34

Xeno..........

hihihihihi............ayi...........Best-Achiever

carino
23 May 2008 06:37

I dont know why people name their kids after months. eg. September, May, January? Atjhe!!

You can say that again, Cody.

My friend's name is July and that's coz he was born on July 1st.

ROFL @ Xeno. ha, ha, ha....

Madamzee
23 May 2008 06:38

Mabuluanyile LMBAO!!!!

Cody: Actually my assistants name is September and Nazeritos.

JustMe
23 May 2008 06:41

My cousin is "Sepoko" apparently all her four siblings passed away and she survived. She is proud of her name.

My colleague is Kissmore and his wife just gave birth to twins, Lovemore & Gladmore. Oops, he is not from Malawi. 

There is also Nokia....

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 06:44

@Miss-Tick ...follow that link and read the mother decided to name her child..

myname
23 May 2008 06:47

Sdyulukudu (like too forward or what) whats this names mean & Nontayipheli (it doesnt have an end) LOL. Nompikiswano (we were urguing) hahahahahaha

KellieR
23 May 2008 06:49

i'm KellieR funny but its my real name and i was named after Kelly Rowlands, yes the 1 one and only of Destiny's Child.

So they couldnt name me even the surname. It was shortened to KellieR

KellieR
23 May 2008 06:51

TheLady
23 May 2008 06:51

When I was in Std 6 there was a Dikeledi in our class, I have a thing for Sotho names so I thought I'd name my kid that until a new teacher came and translated her name...Tears...talk about anti-climax...

My sister is Hluphekile (the poor one)but only family knows that name-every time things don't go her way she just says "it's a expected with a name like that."..my dad felt so guilty.

My aunt is Generousa...I have no clue what my grandmom was thinking

Mabuluanyile kills me LOL

Hlehle
23 May 2008 06:52

Here is my List

Velaphi ( where do you cum from)
Nomasiyephi
( where must we go )
Limaphi ( where are we harvesting)
Nobengazi ( we did know)
Zwelethu ( Our world)
Nontsokolo ( suffering )
Nondakuthini ( what am i going to do)
Mntukanti ( a person from no where)
Zwelibanzi
( wide world)
the list is endless guys.

Hlehle
23 May 2008 06:54

I meant Nobengazi means( we did'nt know)

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 07:01

andi01: notolikana - (little Translator), jongemthatha- (looking at umtata)

hiihihihihihihihihi.........kikikikikkiki...........kakakakaka

My Name: mine is Comrade

andi01
23 May 2008 07:03

Zwelibanzi ( wide world) @Hlehle yey yey yey!!! watchi it girl my boyfriends (steve) name is Zwelibanzi, its quite romantic when you just call him Zweli or Banzi, but not so twice together at the same time (in my best leon schuster's voice)

TheLady
23 May 2008 07:04

KellieR how old r u? I'd have thought u R Kelly...hayi musa ukumphika since eboshwa LOL

andi01
23 May 2008 07:04

Zwelibanzi ( wide world) @Hlehle yey yey yey!!! watchi it girl my boyfriends (steve) name is Zwelibanzi, its quite romantic when you just call him Zweli or Banzi, but not so twice together at the same time (in my best leon schuster's voice)

myname
23 May 2008 07:08

Phumentweni whats that?or Dreams lol

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 07:08

Will follow de link Best-Archiever.....

My Name: Sepoko

Guys i'm laughing so hard im getting cramps in my stomach

andi01
23 May 2008 07:09

nontwikunina -(her thing is with her mother)
 my late friend's name was Zantombi, which meant come girl, her brother is mgqithi meaning (the passing one). 
Nothobithamo- (swallow, as in get the food down)
Nodazibone- until she sees herself
Nobendiba-I thought
Nokwaliwa-(i have been dumped), maybe thats the mother talking, she thought she was going to be dumped by teh husband after giving birth to girls only.

andi01
23 May 2008 07:11

Please translate SEPOKO

Vutmi
23 May 2008 07:13

hahahahahaha hillarious. wristwatch? hahahahaha I know a  Breakfast. He is a respected goverment official nogal. I bet you his siblings are Lunch and Super!! LOL

Chuene  . why would anybody want to call their child baboon?
Dick ... exactly what was the thinking behind this name?

@KellieR, sweetie how old are you? If you are named after kelly rowland, you must be what...10?

myname
23 May 2008 07:14

No-seasons, No-first, No-second, No-last

Best-Achiever
23 May 2008 07:15

LOL @ Andi01 nontwikunina

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 07:16

i checked the link and i guess its true Xeno does exist........

Vutmi
23 May 2008 07:18

Generousa.... hahahahaha....Is it derived from generation and arouse? ROFTLOL 

Masaswivona ... Tynt help me out, what does this name mean exactly?

carino
23 May 2008 07:19

I have a friend called Zwelijikile

carino
23 May 2008 07:19

I have a friend called Zwelijikile

carino
23 May 2008 07:19

I have a friend called Zwelijikile

TheLady
23 May 2008 07:25

Apparently Kuli Roberts is Nomakula, this is common among Xhosas abo 
Noma-India, NoLucky, No-Second etc..

myname
23 May 2008 07:26

Mabuluanyile my stomach is so painful maan .............No-waste or Alive

myname
23 May 2008 07:29

Noma-China, Agreemnt, Laughter

Pooky
23 May 2008 07:35

Zwelibanzi ( wide world) @Hlehle yey yey yey!!! watchi it girl my boyfriends (steve) name is Zwelibanzi, its quite romantic when you just call him Zweli or Banzi, but not so twice together at the same time (in my best leon schuster's voice)

Andi01...
my man's other name also happends to be Zwelibanzi......

LMAO
@ Mabuluanyile

Shadow
23 May 2008 07:39

Siblings called 'Imagine', 'Remind', 'Believeme' and 'Nevermind'
Pretty (Khumbulekhaya this week)
Precious
Beauty (Most of them r not even tht beautiful)
Sunday
Apple
dvd

myname
23 May 2008 07:42

I cant help it but im finished.......................Tshepiso whatever ur name is wena usisiRhama if u dnt know what i'm talking about ( sh**t that is left out in ur an**s while u were whipping) excuse me my bloggers but i have to clarify this to these maniecks (sp)...................It was from Hlehle/Bullie

Jada Smith
23 May 2008 07:50

Parents ne! You guys le a mpolaya. I have a headache from just laughing, catching flu in the process

I know 
Judgemore, 
Tollerance, 
Welcome, 
Matshidiso(condolence)
Nomangisi(English)

@Kapakapa
Palesa is a flower but Paseka is easter

@Kiss me
My cousin is "Sepoko" apparently all her four siblings passed away and she survived. She is proud of her name. LMAO

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 07:52

@andi01: sepoko is ghost dont know in xhosa

BONGINANA
23 May 2008 07:54

hi guys, 
jst want to know what Dambile means its a xhosa name. my friend doesnt even know what his name means.

pastor chic
23 May 2008 08:00

@KellieR, sweetie how old are you? If you are named after kelly rowland, you must be what...10?  EISH I'M VERY MUCH INTERSTED IN KNOWIN THAT ASWELL, BECAUSE IF YOUI THAT YOUNG AND HAVE ACCESS TO TVSA. I GET VERY WORRIED!!!!

Fluffy Head
23 May 2008 08:04

Dambile: yes its Xhosa derived from a work Damba meaning stop for instance I'll put it into context you'ld say 'imvula idambile' meaning the 'rain has stopped'

Pooky
23 May 2008 08:06

Noma-China, Agreemnt, Laughter

@
Myname....my other name is Nomachina(nickname)   thanks to u-gogo wami. So mfazi ungakulinge undenze lonto mtwabantu...LOL no kaloku  you must neva sana heheheheheeheh

myname
23 May 2008 08:10

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha Pooky sorry standwa sam but Nomachina so do u have those small eyes ngathi u r sleeping u dont wanna open ur eyes.LOL but sorry Nomachina hihhihi

BONGINANA
23 May 2008 08:13

thanks Fluffy Head, it makes sense now because he is the lastborn, so maybe the parents decided to stop making babies.

myname
23 May 2008 08:20

guys byebye. have a nice weekend

Pooky
23 May 2008 08:26

myname...forgiven sisi forgiven....LOL....  nawe have a nice weekend my luv

Miss-Tick
23 May 2008 08:31

bye bye bye..................

cnhlanhla
23 May 2008 08:34

 off topic......bloggers is the Vuyo Mokoena thing true?

cnhlanhla
23 May 2008 08:40

never mind the question i've found the link, guess i was too lazy to find and read.

tender tee
23 May 2008 13:47

i know a family where the father's name is never die but to my suprise u file manjhe and wait for this, 
the children's names are: 
diamon, 
blue sea , 
sun 
star,
church

peaces
24 May 2008 04:25

I know PINKMATE,NONANTU,TSUTSU,NQAYINDINI,MINKISE,MALAYISHA,NOZIMANGA.
 

SmartGuy
06 Mar 2009 15:20

Maxhwele nickname=Maxwel
Zwelibanzi nickname www (world wide....)
Nomthandazo=prayer
Nomthendeleko
Nomathamsanqa nickname Thami
Makhenkesi Nickname Khenki
Mantombazana nickname= Manto
Gedleyihlekisa(PLZ TRANSLATE THIS ONE FOR ME)
Nontshumayelo nickname Ntshumi

Long nice names!!!!

Madamzee
19 Mar 2009 14:18

nice blog

Pooky
28 Apr 2009 15:39

still LOLing hard at this...

Madamzee
20 Jul 2009 16:52

nc nc nc nc

Pooky
20 Jul 2009 17:03

my friend's father's name is Dubulindlovu (Shoot the elephant) lol

KK 2008
20 Jul 2009 17:45

Guys this weird names are not only in Mzansi. I schooled with an American girl down at UCT and her name was Calamity!!! LOL!!!! And boy was she causing serious chaos on campus!!! Living up to her name a shapa banyana ka stena!!!


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Joe tells his sister about his visit to their father’s mistress. Ouch!


New on TV today: Thursday 21 November

BBC Earth takes you around the Solar System and a Wicked special airs on E! ahead of the film premiere.


My Naam is Farah Teasers - December 2024

Immigration officials turn up at Farah’s home. And then she receives a call from a ghost.


Survivor 45: See who lovestruck Austin's dating now

Are Austin and Dee still together? Find out here as we reflect on the season.


New on TV today: Wednesday 20 October

Our Oceans, narrated by Barack Obama, airs on Netflix and Dave returns to Disney+ for Season 3.


Summertide Teasers - December 2024

Martin grapples with Charlie’s ex and Gavin finds Rebecca at the beach. Sunset, silhouette...


The River 6 on Mzansi Magic Teasers - December 2024

Cold, warmer, hot. Veronica and Kedibone get closer to the truth.


Kelders van Geheime Teasers - December 2024

Dewald calls Annette, Shireen, Edmund and Du Toit together to sign the adoption papers.

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