I’ve been a silent blogger for a while and I’ve been missing you guys a lot!! I’m not silent becoz the big boss sent out an email on Monday saying that the web should only be visited during lunch time or after hours for personal reasons. Mncim that didn’t scare me at all! I’ve been silent coz frankly I’m just gatvol of talking about cheating men and their mistresses! So since I’m too exhausted to Bible bash mistresses I decided to revive the ‘Off Topic’ blog that we love so much! Y’all know the drill ne, this is where we talk about anything and everything so feel free to go wild and kinky!!
Let me start by sharing my gibberish for this week:
1. So my mom is staying with me this month since she’s not feeling well. I’m enjoying this since I only go home (Eastern Cape) twice a yr. But off coz this comes with
2 major disadvantages: 1) Quality time with my
Chief Azwindini is very much limited which means no mdavazo which equals a very uptight Miss K! 2) I am subjected to more torture coz now I have to watch Generations!!
Damn I didn’t know a week without some Venda loving would feel like 10 yrs on Robben Island! And seeing Khaphela’s face every night is not helping matters at all.
2. If u haven’t heard
Sharon D is releasing a new album. If u don’t know her, she’s the lady who did that ‘Local is Lekker’ song back in 400BC. Yazi abuntu can really exaggerate, I kept reading that this is her first album since coming back from the states and they made it sound like she just got back only to find out that lomuntu wabuya eMzansi ngo 2004 already!!!
3. For those who’ve been wondering what happened to Ndalamo after he was fired quit Muvhango, according to Sowetan online he’ll be starring in a local movie called Southern Cross with
Salemina. I have a personal thing against Salemina, I don’t hate her; it’s just that Chief Azwindini has a crush on her but of coz he denies this. He says they were just friends when he used to work at SABC! Mhhh u shud have seen him almost falling off his chair when we saw Salemina and her man at Nandos in Randburg! Not that I was bothered of coz, but I really had a headache that week so no sika le khekhe for him!
4. Do u guys remember that old Cell C ad with the tag line
‘Tell someone’? I felt like telling someone when I saw a ZCC lady, fully clad in her green uniform and doek buying a pregnancy test. Not that there’s anything wrong, she’s also human, what made it hilarious was how hard she was trying to hide it and wouldn’t even let go of it when the cashier wanted to scan it! Classic! No disrespect intended!
5. What’s with
DJ Cleo telling abo Shwashwi that
Bricks owes him money? And I quote: ‘DJ Cleo, Will of Steel boss, has revealed that Brickz owes the company a whopping R200 000. The multiple South African Music Awards (SAMA) winner apparently blew the cash on his swanky townhouse and a Mini Cooper. Cleo has said that if the star refuses rehabilitation he stands to lose everything he has. His former mentor says his former protégé is hooked on drugs..’
So what’s on your mind this cold Friday afternoon? Besides umdavazo ofcoz!!