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Off Topic Kinkified!

Written by Miss K from the blog Miss Ks hood on 11 Jul 2008
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I’ve been a silent blogger for a while and I’ve been missing you guys a lot!! I’m not silent becoz the big boss sent out an email on Monday saying that the web should only be visited during lunch time or after hours for personal reasons. Mncim that didn’t scare me at all! I’ve been silent coz frankly I’m just gatvol of talking about cheating men and their mistresses! So since I’m too exhausted to Bible bash mistresses I decided to revive the ‘Off Topic’ blog that we love so much! Y’all know the drill ne, this is where we talk about anything and everything so feel free to go wild and kinky!!

Let me start by sharing my gibberish for this week:

1. So my mom is staying with me this month since she’s not feeling well. I’m enjoying this since I only go home (Eastern Cape) twice a yr. But off coz this comes with 2 major disadvantages: 1) Quality time with my Chief Azwindini is very much limited which means no mdavazo which equals a very uptight Miss K! 2) I am subjected to more torture coz now I have to watch Generations!!
Damn I didn’t know a week without some Venda loving would feel like 10 yrs on Robben Island! And seeing Khaphela’s face every night is not helping matters at all.
No Mdavazo!

2. If u haven’t heard Sharon D is releasing a new album. If u don’t know her, she’s the lady who did that ‘Local is Lekker’ song back in 400BC. Yazi abuntu can really exaggerate, I kept reading that this is her first album since coming back from the states and they made it sound like she just got back only to find out that lomuntu wabuya eMzansi ngo 2004 already!!!


3. For those who’ve been wondering what happened to Ndalamo after he was fired quit Muvhango, according to Sowetan online he’ll be starring in a local movie called Southern Cross with Salemina. I have a personal thing against Salemina, I don’t hate her; it’s just that Chief Azwindini has a crush on her but of coz he denies this. He says they were just friends when he used to work at SABC! Mhhh u shud have seen him almost falling off his chair when we saw Salemina and her man at Nandos in Randburg! Not that I was bothered of coz, but I really had a headache that week so no sika le khekhe for him!
Salemina

4. Do u guys remember that old Cell C ad with the tag line ‘Tell someone’? I felt like telling someone when I saw a ZCC lady, fully clad in her green uniform and doek buying a pregnancy test. Not that there’s anything wrong, she’s also human, what made it hilarious was how hard she was trying to hide it and wouldn’t even let go of it when the cashier wanted to scan it! Classic! No disrespect intended!
uniform

5. What’s with DJ Cleo telling abo Shwashwi that Bricks owes him money? And I quote: ‘DJ Cleo, Will of Steel boss, has revealed that Brickz owes the company a whopping R200 000. The multiple South African Music Awards (SAMA) winner apparently blew the cash on his swanky townhouse and a Mini Cooper. Cleo has said that if the star refuses rehabilitation he stands to lose everything he has. His former mentor says his former protégé is hooked on drugs..’
Bricks

So what’s on your mind this cold Friday afternoon? Besides umdavazo ofcoz!!






213 Comments

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 06:25

Coz i can't think about anything else!

tha - bang
11 Jul 2008 06:35

how old is sharon dee now ?mmmmmh
but if the msic is good,i will support

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 06:37

Oh miss Kinkified i missed u, shem torturing yrself ngeGenrubbish also going thru the same thing for the whole of july i hav EC masses in my house so uyabazi ngegenerations. As for umdavazo just hang in there but i know horniness is never good for any one's sanity. 

Eish bantu ngoBrickz, i have feeling he aint gonna bounce back naye he's gonna add to the sis Mercy Phakela brigade (down & out musicians).

Lawd the way i want mdavazo today, i would not shagginga noba ngu-farai.

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 06:38

meant to say, i would not mind shagging noba ngufarai.

Renegade
11 Jul 2008 06:39

I felt like telling someone when I saw a ZCC lady, fully clad in her green uniform and doek buying a pregnancy test
BUAHAHAHA!!!

Eish, will post a bit later, i'm too hungry right now.

Renegade
11 Jul 2008 06:40

meant to say, i would not mind shagging noba ngufarai. BUAHAHAHA!
Had to laught at that, ok, now i'm gonna go get something to eat.

awelani
11 Jul 2008 06:45

haaaaaa(sigh of relief), now we can "tok" about anything without being scared dat  our replies will b deleted since they're not relevant to the topic, thanx.

How many artists daz u Cleo have under his stable?? I only know brikz and since he's gone and cleo is releazing his "last album" sometym dis year, what's cleo gonna b doing??, 

Sorry about u not getting sum lav in dos cold weather.. lol.

Hlehle
11 Jul 2008 06:46

Is it true that Salamina is engaged to Houza ( Adam in Generations) i think i heard that on Selimathunzi with Houza himself if i'm not mistaken.As for umdavazo take it as it does'nt exist in ur world now.

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 06:51

can 94.7 pls keep Pabi and find something else for the chick she's standing in for. Pabi is so great on this midday show. TDC who is she standing in for konje? 

fully clad in her green uniform and doek buying a pregnancy test. Not that there’s anything wrong, she’s also human, what made it hilarious was how hard she was trying to hide it and wouldn’t even let go of it when the cashier wanted to scan it! shem bantu LOL! She sounds like the type who would not get near a male gaenocologist!

awelani
11 Jul 2008 06:51

LOL @ the ZCC lady, Y was she hiding vele?? it's not a sin falling preggies mos.

cnglema&MissK, Qinani bosisi, hope e-drought endz soon 4 u 2, phela u cnglemada nangu se ka yazi celela ku farai wabantu, I feel 4 u. I c a tvsa bambino on da way soon, LOL.

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 06:55

Is it true that Salamina is engaged to Houza @Hlehle i don't know if they r engaged but ja he was with him eNandos. 

I swear i'm being punished by the Gods! No Mdavazo on this crappy wet and cold weekend!!

Renegade
11 Jul 2008 06:55

I wish Isidingo would update their website. Their cast page still shows Ashely Callie and Michelle Botes...I mean really!

Hlehle
11 Jul 2008 06:56

Yini are they allowed to date phaya eZCC?

Renegade
11 Jul 2008 06:57

Is it true that Salamina is engaged to Houza @Hlehle 
I once saw her on those E-TV kiddies shows talking about her engagement, I didn't get to hear who she said she was engaged to, but they kept making reference to the fact that he's in the entertainment industry.

Brown Shuga
11 Jul 2008 06:59

Nice on Miss K....

<<<how old is sharon dee now ?mmmmmh>>> Hao bathong....she's definitely younger than Bra Hugh and Bra Hugh still makes music. What is it with the inudstry and the obsession with "youth" bathong?

carino
11 Jul 2008 07:00

I would not mind shagging noba ngufarai

omphi farai, cnglema?

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:01

Haibo Awelani i think mdavazo is not allowed at ZCC if ure not married! I wud think she's not married judging by the way she acted. 

Cnglmom...i have a plan. Told my mom there's a farewell here at work from 5 - 7 so i'll be home late. Azwindini stays 20 min from work!!

Brown Shuga
11 Jul 2008 07:01

P.S. Yeah, Salamina and Howza = engaged couple.

Lex
11 Jul 2008 07:04

Guys I feel u,no mdavazo in this cold weather!I'm also in the same boat.When its time to go home,I feel like crying,sleeping alone aint fun.

Renegade
11 Jul 2008 07:04

@MissK :Haibo Awelani i think mdavazo is not allowed at ZCC if ure not married! I wud think she's not married judging by the way she acted. 

Is there a church where mdavazo is allowed if unmarried? If there is...please direct me to it so i can sign up pronto

carino
11 Jul 2008 07:05

Guys, who said the ZCC lady was unmarried???

Lex
11 Jul 2008 07:07

@ Rene - Is there a church where mdavazo is allowed if unmarried? If there is...please direct me to it so i can sign up pronto pls give a sista a shout after finding it.

Hlehle
11 Jul 2008 07:10

Meant are'nt they allowed to date?

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:10

Is it true that Salamina is engaged to Houza @Hlehle ..i think its true dear................... Plz guys dont talk about umdavazo im dry sana ndisisonka esi-toastiwe. Plz if any of u is getting on tonite, she/he must dedicate the first round for me kuyanyiwa sana eGP. Nice one Miss K!

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:13

Sori BS im late..............And Lex u r not alone sana

sbu001
11 Jul 2008 07:13

mdavazo rocks no escaping that...will always be a hot topic

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:14

@ Ren....there is no church that i know of darling but i know eZCC they r very strict about stuff. I have a friend who goes there and uthi women are not allowed to go to church when its that time of the month! Some churchs are lenient coz sometimes the pastor knows a couple is vat n sitting but will do nothing about it.

SuddenCute
11 Jul 2008 07:16

tjoooo.. am LMAO at your replies.. you people a funny..

SuddenCute
11 Jul 2008 07:16

tjoooo.. am LMAO at your replies.. you people are
 funny..

carino
11 Jul 2008 07:22

Meant are'nt they allowed to date?


Hlehles, the apostrophe come after the n, lahv...  It shows the omission of the "o", remember...


molibelis
11 Jul 2008 07:23

DJ Cleo is boring,he started with Authur now his close friend,i kinda like hate this guy

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:23

mdavazo rocks no escaping that...will always be a hot topic.....LOL Sbu.............Viva Comrade Phezulu ngocanzi Phezulu!

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:24

Carino  gal i thought u said u'll go easy on the titshalakazi role??

Hlehle
11 Jul 2008 07:24

Why is she hiding the thing is she is married? Carino

molibelis
11 Jul 2008 07:26

Leganyane is watching u.

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:27

At least Mobelis you gonna start hating him........Ndimcaphukela ngathi sisi-Stameta

carino
11 Jul 2008 07:27

And I just saw This week's Drum with Kelly Khumalo. It says I Dumped Prosper - I need to trust my man. 

So, Cnglema... andikwazi kewena, ubawel'uFarai, nje...

awelani
11 Jul 2008 07:28

Myname:Plz if any of u is getting on tonite, she/he must dedicate the first round for me kuyanyiwa sana eGP>>>Consider it DONE!! :-)

MissK, vele u dont go e sontweni(ZCC) if its dat tym of the month or if the previous day u were @ a funeral.  I once went there when i was preggies as I was not too well, so the church ladies took me to some room where they had to "pray" 4 me, and when I took off my hat, u shud have seen the look on their faces, they were shocked and told me to cut my dredloks as they were not "Christian", they also complained about my dress which was below my knees, saying it was too short. I Dont go there anymo, anyway not willingly, my mom makes me fee guilty wheneva its sunday so I end up going with her.

mabhebheza
11 Jul 2008 07:28

Thank u Miss K ndaqibile nini ukufunda i article ene pictures... lately all u read is compositions ..essays !!

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:28

Did u guys know that  Benny Hinn is in Joburg this weekend?? My mom wanted us to go but luckily, oops i meant regretfully the tickets are sold out.

awelani
11 Jul 2008 07:31

@Carino: Hlehles, the apostrophe come after the n, lahv... It shows the omission of the "o", remember,,,,,,,,I thot bayak'sukela when they sed u laaaav checking spelling, now i c what dey are "toking" about. LOL.

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:32

@Miss K who's Benny Hinn?

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:32

Leganyane is watching u......ha ha ha! Eish I shud stop laughing hey coz Azwindini's family bakhonza eZCC. Not sure about him coz zange ndambona esiya ecaweni!

awelani
11 Jul 2008 07:33

Who's Benny Hinn??

Mabhebhy: Thank u Miss K ndaqibile nini ukufunda i article ene pictures... lately all u read is compositions ..essays !! LOL, Wazzup gal, missed u. mcwaa!

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:33

@Miss K who's Benny Hinn?....ure not serious ne myname??

sbu001
11 Jul 2008 07:34

mabhebheza-ungowasekasi wena....LOL @ compositions ndazigqibela ePrimary

Hlehle
11 Jul 2008 07:34

Carino u are PROMOTED frm being a spell checker now u a Professor in Gramma if that makes sense. Thanks for the reminder anyway.

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:35

so Carino itshitshi (Kelly) is single or she already have another man?

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:37

Judging by the questions from Awelani and myname i guess uBenny Hinn was popular in our time ne? Anyway gals he's the white and old version of Pastor Chris! Google him!

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:38

@ Miss K im serious sana (in Brenda Ngxoli's voice)......Who the hell is he? Wenzani?Is he a millionaire or billionaire tell me? Which industry LOL?

mabhebheza
11 Jul 2008 07:40

Benny who??? ...missed u 2Awelani shlobo sam
Sbu001...lol u remember kuthiwa it must have an introduction & the body & conclusion and it must have 350 words yhooo awuzobala mann...

myname
11 Jul 2008 07:41

Oh sorry i didnt c ur reply .......ok so he is one of the ancestors .........

Hlehle
11 Jul 2008 07:45

Heh wethu Mabhebheza uthini ke sana xa ibuya i compsosition yakho, ibe ibomvu nje yi red pen ube ungayazi nento ewrong oyenzile kuthiwe yenza IZILUNGISO. Uzenze but still izobuya isebomvu. Ndandikhase ndikhale xa kufuneka ndibhale icompsition iworse eyesiXhosa.

awelani
11 Jul 2008 07:46

ok so he is one of the ancestors ,,LOL

felfel
11 Jul 2008 07:46

Is Benny Hinn a holy person ?

awelani
11 Jul 2008 07:49

Hayi hlehle, ndi lahlekile mina ke ngoku (um learning Xhosa, courtsey of TVSA so be easy on us tu, will let u know when um good then nami can blog nge si Xhosa),lol

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:51

@Felfel he's a prophet that prays for people for healing and all other stuff njengo Pastor Chris. Sebenzisani uGoogle bafazi, its very useful...

sbu001
11 Jul 2008 07:52

mabhebheza-the name i'm talking about...what u on about

Takunda
11 Jul 2008 07:53

Miss K are you sure that was not Penny Lebyane disguising in that  ZCC 
uniform,because rumours say shes pregnant.

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:53

Awelani what does this mean: 'Ndoni tuvha nga manda' ?

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 07:55

LOL @ Takunda!!!!

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:00

Heee guys i fart like no buddy's business, kuthwani maku so..............its not funny bathong its smell bad. A freind of mind recommded Stameta maar shame i cant stand the taste its really BAD (eish by just talking about this s*** my body shrinks. nxx).....

Dimago
11 Jul 2008 08:03

Ola Miss K...this is your 1st article right? Ok let me go read, brb...

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:04

LOL @ Takunda, wait a minute, aren't u Penny Lebyane and dis is ur way of telling us dat ur preggies, if um not mistaken, Penny's child's name is "Takunda", correct me if um wrong.

MissK, It means "I Miss U a lot".

cleve
11 Jul 2008 08:04

Miss K it means I love you a lot. "Ndoni funa ngamanda". I don't know what you wrote up there but a I'm on a mission to learn that language!!!!!

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:05

Hee is Unathi a newsreader or its my ears?

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:07

Myname,,,,,um trying very hard not 2 laf @ ur state about farting but ngiya hluleka, BUAHAHAHA (hope Rene daz not have copy ryts 2 dis lafter) ndi khou to tamba nwana wa hashu, LOL. 

J-Girl
11 Jul 2008 08:08

ott - WERE THOSE HOOK UPS DONE IN THE DIFF CITIES BY AMABLOGGAS BANNED? I WOULD LIKE ONE!!!!!!!! FOR THE CAPE TONIANS

Was anybody else watching fosho on Monday night after Gene... what the hell was that programme on? does it play every monday? the language was quite explicit thats all i remember and the storyline was somewhat uncatchable or ndim bendine load shedding moment

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:10

Cleve, It's "Ndi a ni funa nga mannda",

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 08:12

Thanks  Awe! Hay man wena Cleve i know 'I love u' is 'Ndi a ni funa'!

Dimags sisi  this is my third article!! Check the links on the right for the others.

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:12

Check Awelani..........Ndi masiari Awelani, No twa hani? Ndi do ni gudisa Xhosa if undi do nigudisa Tshivenda LOL LOL.

andi01
11 Jul 2008 08:14

How many artists daz u Cleo have under his stable?? I only know brikz and since he's gone and cleo is releazing his "last album" sometym dis year, what's cleo gonna b doing??,
De is Bleksem, DJ What What, and DJ Cleo himself, so seka wara ka mona waka, he is fine, and uBrickz loo spent too much money than he brought in, so we had to let him go.

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 08:14

myname sisi sela i Chomphor uzoyeka ukusuza! Usuza emsebenzini? Zithini i colleauges zakho?? LOL

mabhebheza
11 Jul 2008 08:16

myname haai haai haai uyanukusa le blog sies......
Takunda..LMAO!!!
Wats wrong nge bloggers ne hygeine issue omnye we nuka amakhwapha or ejuluka something along those lines...manje wena uyasuza..haai haai unenyongo  qha!!

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:19

@Miss K sana i really dont know what happened & nam i dont like this. Dont worry luv ndishaya ama-wisper sounds then i put the blame on dustbin

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:22

LOL Mabhebbheza...................yhini u nearly killed me.They were sweating not smelling mababes hihihi

andi01
11 Jul 2008 08:22

DJ Cleo is boring,he started with Authur now his close friend,i kinda like hate this guy and dont hate the player, hate the game,  player

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 08:24

It says I Dumped Prosper - I need to trust my man. no wonder ufarai ethule kangaka lately LOL! serious guys thina simdavazo-less tonite sizonya grand-grand. I am so mdavazo-hungry. Miss K pls donate yo toys ngapha kum

Benny Hinn is the white version of  Pastor Kristos.

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 08:26

@myname i'm sure by now they know its not the bin. Why izonuka iphinde iyeke then inuke?? Obviously someone is farting!

Cande
11 Jul 2008 08:26

The weather in PTA is soo cozy, it makes me wanna......................

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 08:27

@Cnglmom did u see my plan for mdavazo 2nite? there's no way im not getting some in this cold weather!

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:28

Wow Myname, um impressd gal but u ngi phoxa nga ma soft sounds wakho mani, and they smell more than the loud ones, have u noticed. LOL.

@Mabhebhy: Wats wrong nge bloggers ne hygeine issue omnye we nuka amakhwapha or ejuluka something along those lines...manje wena uyasuza,,,,I think t'was Myname who were juluking and we advised her to use Mitchum.  Myname if t's was not u, 4give me sisi.

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:33

Andi01, Y u standing up 4 Cleo so much?? we wanna know....wena no cleo ni hlanganisa ini??

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 08:33

There's no shame in ukujuluka,  nam i had same problem back in high school till my mom bought me mitchum. I didn't know how expensive it was unti i was working then i had 2 buy it for myself! Ngoku andifuni ne tshomi le ecela ukuyisebenzisa iMitchum yam coz it must last me 2 months!

tha - bang
11 Jul 2008 08:39

Hao bathong....she's definitely younger than Bra Hugh and Bra Hugh still makes music. What is it with the inudstry and the obsession with "youth" bathong?
bra hugh does not do kwaito. its like whiteny coming back to pop ala beyonce and rihanna.

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:39

Ngoku andifuni ne tshomi le ecela ukuyisebenzisa iMitchum yam coz it must last me 2 months, U got frends who wana share ur roll-on?? I dont do dat. No No No!!!

Toodecent
11 Jul 2008 08:39

Reply from: Cande 7/11/2008 4:26:51 PM
The weather in PTA is soo cozy, it makes me wanna......................
Buy a water bottle!

awelani
11 Jul 2008 08:41

LOL @ TDC

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:47

Thanks Awelani i thought im bad......................U got frends who wana share ur roll-on?? I dont do dat. No No No!!!........i wish i was u. Miss K nam i have a freind enjalo. And luv ever since u guys told me about michum i make sure i-2 months iyiqgibile & my friend once asked me why im so stubborn about this roll-on. I told her its not a roll-on darling but its R30 bucks. So i always remind her to pack i-roll-on if uzo-visit(a)....................TDC water bottle doesnt work!

andi01
11 Jul 2008 08:49

,Andi01, Y u standing up 4 Cleo so much?? we wanna know....wena no cleo ni hlanganisa in I am simply standing up for the truth
got frends who wana share ur roll-on?? I dont do dat. No No No!!!, an ex friend of mine used my role on for one week, after that a had boils, under both my ampits, so its a NO No, you use it, you take it, I'd rather buy a new one than risk being boiled down again

Afrodiva
11 Jul 2008 08:50


The weather in PTA is soo cozy, it makes me wanna...................... Buy a water bottle!  LMAO @ TDC!!!!!

eish I feel sorry for ladies and gents who ain't gettin' some tonight....***wink***

myname
11 Jul 2008 08:51

U know i didnt recognise Mutodi (plz dont visit my GB PLZ) in that pic with that mustarch lol. He luks different really.

Sam2say
11 Jul 2008 08:56

I said @DAY is my BESDAY  bathong...

All together now come on...... sing....... sing..

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 08:56

Ngoku andifuni ne tshomi le ecela ukuyisebenzisa iMitchum yam coz it must last me 2 months! i know what u mean girl, eyam imitchum ihlala eplastickini yepantie zam, ebathroom ndibeke ishower to shower (the pink one) for all my EC brigade that rocks up at my house. I put it in a certain way so that ndibone late uba its been used.
 Myname i remember istory sakho samakwapha anengxaki and am glad u joined the mitchum club. Its expensive but its worth it fosho

awelani
11 Jul 2008 09:02

Thanx Andi, I also hate sharing my lip gloss, if u wana use it, squeeze it on ur finger, then ugcobise(sp), using ur finger. I also buy a spare cheap roll on 4 those frends who 4get to pack their own roll-ons. whoeva wanna use it can use it.

Missk&Myname, tell ur frends to stop their bad habitsss, Y cant they buy 4 themselvs.I told her its not a roll-on darling but its R30 bucks, It's actually R36.99 @ dischem and R38.99 @ Pick'nPay.

myname
11 Jul 2008 09:03

Shame Samson Happy Besday darling........LOL @cignlemum "eyam imitchum ihlala eplastickini yepantie zam" One day ur freind is gonna lend ur panty LOL

awelani
11 Jul 2008 09:04

Hapy besday Sam2Say....enjoy ur day dear.

myname
11 Jul 2008 09:09

Hayi Awelani the last time it was R30 now nayo iye Going Up lol..................U see no one is going to use my roll-on now its worst ........... Sana eyam i-freind i have to organize i-transport bcoz i know she doesnt have money to go back kotlong yakhe. Hehehe i dont know how many toothbrush i bought for her but uhamba nazo every time ndimthengele. Sana sisicefe

cleve
11 Jul 2008 09:12

HAPPY B_DAY SAM!!!!!!!!! :)

awelani
11 Jul 2008 09:14

@Gama:dont know how many toothbrush i bought for her but uhamba nazo every time ndimthengele, dont be buying her anything anymo, angisho uyazi yena dat she's going 2 visit, Y cant she pack the important stuff.

Toodecent
11 Jul 2008 09:17

___________
Are yall ready for this....This is "The Kinkified Drivetime Show"  weekdays on TVSA.

^plays Clip^ 'DJ Cleo is boring,he started with Authur now his close friend,i kinda like hate this guy and dont hate the player, hate the game, player' .......
While on that on the Line we have our resident Goboza Real( Brown Shuga)

DJ; Shuga tell us about the latest scoop?
Shuga; Brown Shuga 7/11/2008 3:01:19 PM
P.S. Yeah, Salamina and Howza = engaged couple 
DJ; ok that was Shuga...comingup after this...its more music.

^Plays Clip^
The Youth of South Africa speaks.......It says I Dumped Prosper - I need to trust my man. no wonder ufarai ethule kangaka lately LOL! serious guys thina simdavazo-less tonite sizonya grand-grand. I am so mdavazo-hungry. Miss K pls donate yo toys ngapha kum

And now more music....... said @DAY is my BESDAY bathong...
All together now come on...... sing....... sing..




Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 09:20

toothbrush i bought for her but uhamba nazo every time ndimthengele - LMAO! myname u r too nice, i was gonna let her wash her teeth ngesunlight nevaslap if she kept getting toothbrushes from my house. Eish  i am so hlakaniphile since ndajoina iTVSA akukho kwafrend endi-uzayo ngoku ndivuk'inje ebomvu. I help those that help me finish.

miss k i am bak to omageza ngenxa yobastingy, phela the R750 issue came up again so i gave up.

awelani
11 Jul 2008 09:22

TDC!!

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 09:25

TDC usile yazi LOL!exposure engaka.its a friday wethu we are allowed to misbehave.

happy besday Sam, ukhule-ukhule!

myname
11 Jul 2008 09:25

@ Awelani i told her not 2 visit me again i will visit her eflatini yakhe......................b4 i go home, I think Usher's baby is cute & im glad akafani nala Pensioner inguTameka.If u wanna it go to sowetan website en click kwi Entertainment. Sorry Miss K & Thanks for the nice article.! Guys Take care & duvha la vhudi....

awelani
11 Jul 2008 09:26

Guys monday is anada day 2 blog, so good-bye pps, til mandag, happy mdavazo 2 those who are getting sum, and those arent getting any, sowreeee!!! (waving @myname&cnglemada) LOL

awelani
11 Jul 2008 09:27

Eish I saw him too on MTO and he's a lil cutieeee.

Brown Shuga
11 Jul 2008 09:32

<<<<happy mdavazo 2 those who are getting sum, and those arent getting any, sowreeee!!! (waving @myname&cnglemada)>>> 
I don't understand why they are so worried when they can "davaza" over the phone. LOL

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 09:35

Yho ndiyazazi netshomi ezilibala itoothbrush and roll everytime they visit! There shud be a law against that! Undincedile Cnglmom now i'll buy some cheap ass roll on and leave it e-bathroom!

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 09:39

I don't understand why they are so worried when they can "davaza" over the phone....haibo Shuga imagine trying to have fone sex while your visitors from emakhaya are on the other room!!!

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 09:40

uTameka akambanga guys but old and maybe not beautiful enuf for Usher but she's not ugly at all.

I gotta bounce peeps- happy mdavazo & do it for us (that are not getting any), we will return the favour when the wheel turns. Nice one Miss K. 

Awesto there is no AJ in eastgate BTW, I have checked. Sandton is the only option for u.

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 09:42

No need for apoligies myname, its an Off Topic blog remember? So u can even discuss Chomee's dress sense if u want! *wink wink*

Cnglemother
11 Jul 2008 09:47

BS umntu wam uyantshontshwa *wink* wink* so we can only davaza at my house not his and my son & EC brigade is in town for the whole month. So i can only davaza him in August when the coast is clear. 

Miss K
11 Jul 2008 09:48

Thanks for the laughs bloggers. We managed to keep each other warm on this freezing Friday afternoon. Much luv. Cnglmom ndizakucinga mntasekhaya xa ndinyuka intaba yase Venda!!!

Floh
11 Jul 2008 10:52

Much Luv Blogaaz, nginithandaaaaaaaaaaa kabiiiiiiiiiiiii!

awelani
14 Jul 2008 03:05

@Cnglema:Awesto there is no AJ in eastgate BTW, I have checked. Sandton is the only option for u. Thanks gal, but e-Sandton they double the price, too expensive. 

MissK:ndizakucinga mntasekhaya xa ndinyuka intaba yase Venda!!! LOL LOL, ni ya lwala, lol.

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 03:16

Awesto its just the hype that sandton is double the price. Sandton City is just like any other mall. AJ tops are expensive but the quality is worth the price.

Cande
14 Jul 2008 03:19

The weather in PTA is soo cozy, it makes me wanna...................... Buy a water bottle! 

LOL

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 03:22

Hi Cande.......!!

awelani
14 Jul 2008 03:22

Eish I'll c what i can do, coz i really love me some AJ.  Mara e carlton cntr the prices were reasonable, dat's Y ngithi e sandton is dable da pryc. @ crltn u wud get 2/3 tops for R250.00, mara e sandton u get only one top with the same price.

carino
14 Jul 2008 03:22

Report back, kaloku, bathong...

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 03:25

ngomdavazo carino?

Cande
14 Jul 2008 03:26

HEY TDC...
I thougt you will offer to come by, maara you suggest i buy a water bottle...Men are s slow these days..!Must i spell it out everytime?

awelani
14 Jul 2008 03:27

PPL, Daz it really matter if Cleo is gay or not, he did not kill any1, so Y are ppl making an issue out of it, if he prefers men to women, so be it, it's his lyf mos. and Y the hell didnt bricks say it b4 he got his a$$ fired?? Is he trying to get bek @ cleo 4 showing him the door?? Whatever his reasons are, who cares if cleo is gay?? really now.

andi01
14 Jul 2008 03:31

Yhiyhoooooooo uBrickz limenemene, do you remember guys last year on RGB, how he denied the rumpur about  Cleo being gay, and now that he has been fired he is starting the rumour all over again. Which one must we believe Bricks, you told us that Kelly was lying and that Cleo is straight, not even a year later, you are changing ur statement, its obvious that you are trying to get back at Cleo. And besides hows Cleo's sexuality got to do with anything, uCleo is right, people need to concentrate on making hits, than making headlines.

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 03:32

I have always been slow mos...?Ke tsheba Banyana hureeeeeee!

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 03:33

tsheba.....Tshaba!

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 03:34

LOL at cande, sibaningi kwidry season kanti? uyazicelela joe.

Takunda
14 Jul 2008 03:35

LOL @ Takunda, wait a minute, aren't u Penny Lebyane and dis is ur way of telling us dat ur preggies, if um not mistaken, Penny's child's name is "Takunda", correct me if um wrong


No dear I am not Penny

Takunda
14 Jul 2008 03:37

Apparently she and the baby daddy are no longer together

carino
14 Jul 2008 03:44

@Cnglema

Ewe... and hot water bottles.

awelani
14 Jul 2008 03:46

But Takunda, Penny's child is "Takunda" nhe?? U seem 2 know a lot about what's going on in her life, dats y i "sed" u r penny and um still saying u penny. 

Daz bricks think starting uy rumour is gonna help his so called career? puleeezz. Y cant he concetr8 on sorting out his issues, lyk checking into rehab. yerrrrr!!

mabhebheza
14 Jul 2008 03:48

Bricks yena is the last biscuit 2crack uyadika nge higher grade utsho ngombu ndaka,,,mnx!! Pls leave Cleo alone Gay of nie!! his talent in music wont change he makes Hits CASE CLOSED!!

 Kelly *sigh*.......PG 18L.....no comment!! 

A Good Morning 2the Breakfast TEAM!!

Beyonce Knowles Bee
14 Jul 2008 03:54

Hhayi ke i am now slow but surerly beggining to beleive that Cleo is really gay why so many allegations about the same thing!!! He must just let Bricks be, you theres this sayng that goes like you can take some1 out of getho but you can never take the getho out of them. i suppose Bricks i tired of being looked at everything he touches he is being scrutinezed for it so he wants to go back home and go binging the drugs without being asked question for it!!!!! 

As for Umdavazo bakwethu yoh the past week and today would have been ideal for it damn it was so cold and there has never been a better blanket than le Enamehlo you know what i mean!!!

andi01
14 Jul 2008 03:55

@Mabhebeza, talking about cracking, i think he has already cracked, that boy's career has just died, you watch this space and by burning his bridges he is burrying it, i think he ought to be careful of who he messes around with, cleo made him, but ke I am sure Cleo wont waste time breaking him, he has already done that to himslef. I hate people like bricks, they love you when you provide for them, btu when you decide to give them the rod so that they can fish for themselvesm they start badmouthing you. If he stayed 5years and tolerated being spanked by a gay men, i am not sure if he is 100% straight himself. I am straight and will never let any woman touch my butt, NEVER,

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 03:57

@ Carino.... Ewe sisi i went to Azwindini after work on Friday and stayed until 8pm then mom started calling! Eish imagine having to leave the warm bed, putting on clothes(yes i was naked! Main reason i went there!) and driving back home!

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 04:02

This Bricks story sounds like sour grapes to me! Who will want to work with him after this nonsense? Uzakuzibona phofu izipili zikhona! Unyanisile wena Andi, ebethule i 5yrs yonke etofwa-tofwa ngu Cleo, and rolling in the dough!!!

awelani
14 Jul 2008 04:04

LOL @ Missk, the dry season is ova, LOL.

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 04:05

why is so diffikult to get umdavazo lately? miss k at least bakuhlabile kancinci. Mna i am growing grass coz starvation. LOL @Ms Knowles!

Hola Mabhebhy nokungabambi imfonomfono.

awelani
14 Jul 2008 04:07

He probably wants to do a collab with KK or sgonondo/arther, so the 1st test was to tell ol dose who cared 2 listen dat Cleo is gay, i wont be surprised if he joins 999/pro-kelly.

Hlehle
14 Jul 2008 04:07

When did this happen? ( Brickz saying that Cleopatra is gay)

belz
14 Jul 2008 04:08

@ cnglemom, sibaningi kwidry season kanti?> i dont what you guys are on about, i aint in no dry season mna, hihihihi.

felfel
14 Jul 2008 04:10

Bricks has lots of fans here neh......

awelani
14 Jul 2008 04:13

i aint in no dry season mna, hihihihi. Neither am I, tltltl. I dedicated the 1st round to the non-shagged horny tvsa bloggers

awelani
14 Jul 2008 04:18

Felfel, where r they??

Am i the only who thinks u magogo from Death of a Queen top ryt, looks lyk Vho-Makhadzi (from muvhango)?

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 04:19

Mara women are WEAK neh? Just forget about Birckz for a second.... answer Yes or No then I will tell you why!

Beyonce Knowles Bee
14 Jul 2008 04:20

Andi thatha you are actaully 100% if he did not like it he would have put a stop to it right there and then. He looks very suspecious himself. i am sure he was playing along. you actually  would find that they ahve been bonking like rabbits and now he is tired of the same meat then he is actually fishing some1 different " Somizi that would be your que and stop picking hitchhikers on the road!!! Lol.

mabhebheza
14 Jul 2008 04:21

lol cnglemother uyandi exposa..!!

awelani
14 Jul 2008 04:24

what yes or no, TDC?? um lost.

Thesh
14 Jul 2008 04:28

Hi everyone, I missed this blog on Fri, was sick and stayed home. I wish I could have stayed even today, this weather is not user friendly. 

About umdavazo, I don't know when I last did that, can you kindly hook me up as well. ke shapiwa keletswai. My face is like crocodile skin

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 04:32

Awelani........I have observed how yall love chatting about men on the site, if we arent cheating its about shagging. Of the 5 guys I know of on TVSA I have never seen anyone of them writting about how they had this chick for a night or week and that are relieved. Some havent shagged for ages but haven heard it....! I mean it seems like men are other women's energy bars.... If they wanna vent they vent about men, wanting to be recognised 9as in join in the chat) its about men. Nu bloggers also start about MEN......
If it was natural that women shagg women and men shagg men....(Well i know its possible but just saying)  would there still be shagging and cheating debates?

andi01
14 Jul 2008 04:37

This Bricks story sounds like sour grapes to me, True dat. ebethule i 5yrs yonke etofwa-tofwa ngu Cleo, and rolling in the dough!!! LOL, kuyahlekwa noba kufiwe When did this happen? ( Brickz saying that Cleopatra is gay),  go to www.sundayworld.co.za, he is on cover page wearing ilokhwe. Oh and his name is Cleopas. What Cleo does and dosnt do behind closed doors is none of any1 business (including Bricks, unless he wants some), we should just thank Cleo for providing us with Hit after Hit, giving to charity and helping the upcoming artists.

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 04:42

@TDC...as much as we try we can't really ignore men, as these 'things' are all around us. At least now we're not bashing or crying over them, we're talking about Mdavazo! Its the 21st century and women do enjoy sex u know!!!

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 04:44

About Brickz, he cant confirm nor make it official that Cleo is gay unless he got some...I didnt believe it when Kelly said it and still doesnt believe it. Paje e khawata that boy big time...!

myname
14 Jul 2008 04:46

Whow kubuhlungu ukuba ndim (Its painful to be me). I was indoors the whole weekend ALONE. And my blankets were cold maan & i even checked my fone if maybe i missed a call bt NOPE LOL. .........Guys am still buzy but i wanted to tell u that NDIYAGODOLA (in Ringos voice)............i will come back after 1

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 04:47

Its the 21st century and women do enjoy sex u know!!! >>> They did enjoy it even in the first century mos,do you think Adam and Eve only did one round? Nah otherwise god would have forgiven them.......because it was a mistake! 

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 04:49

@myname....Qina sisi!

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 04:58

uyahlanya TDC LOL!

carino
14 Jul 2008 04:58

Guys, does it really cost 400 Ponds when you apply for a UK Working Visa??? 

Please help, people.. its a matter of life & death.

Cande
14 Jul 2008 05:00

ooh dont flatter yourself TDC

awelani
14 Jul 2008 05:06

@TDC:do you think Adam and Eve only did one round? Nah otherwise god would have forgiven them.......because it was a mistake! LOL. Abo holier than thou are gonna hlasela u boss, thathi' cover.

Shame Thesh&Myname, o ku nga pheli ku ya hlola, so 1 day, u will also get some (good thing come to dose who wait), LOL. or Maybe u 2 shud hook up, just go get some vibrators, lol. But um really sorry for ur dry season while some are harvesting.

Renegade
14 Jul 2008 05:15

@TDC: I have observed how yall love chatting about men on the site, if we arent cheating its about shagging. Of the 5 guys I know of on TVSA I have never seen anyone of them writting about how they had this chick for a night or week and that are relieved

But that is well within the character of men, they don't talk about how they feel and all of that. Imagine if Spopo wrote a blog about a female who had wronged him, or if Monchooza wrote about why women cheat...? We'd be worried about them angithi. Women naturally wanna talk and share, men don't.

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 05:16

Nah am not flattering myself Cande,  @ Cngle mom but its ture.
Myname dont wory about me....niks cover!

andi01
14 Jul 2008 05:27

Confession:

Ok you guys I confess, i know for sure that Cleo isnt gay. I am leaving proof of that, and neither is he bisexual.

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 05:30

andi01 they said Cleo as in DJ Cleo not Vuyo Mere hi hi hi hi!

Hlehle
14 Jul 2008 05:35

Guys have u heard that Mandla and Tumi of GI are expecting a child and they r planning a secret wedding. Wow i'm happy for them and they have been dating for 8 yrs now.

Thesh
14 Jul 2008 05:43

Thanks Awelani, but its too much now, more especially when its this cold. "kokwengubo ezithethayo", ne Hot water bottle ayisabenzi ngoku, you don't sweat as much as needed.

TDC sorry about the way you feel, for me I'm just greatful its not about politics this and that, Im tired of hearing about these politicians and thier lies

tha - bang
14 Jul 2008 05:55

Imagine if Spopo wrote a blog about a female who had wronged him, or if Monchooza wrote about why women cheat...? We'd be worried about them angithi. lol good one renegade

cuz-cuz
14 Jul 2008 05:58

I Havent seen or talk to my father since 1992, my mom forced my brother to use  his (my dads)surname n i am using (my mom's )surname . my dad has too sign some forms for my brothersince he is using his surname,  to get a ID, AND SOME ACADEMIC STUFF . i had to call my grandmother ( his mother) to ask for his cell phone number. his mother n i have been incontact forever but i have neva asked her about him or anything. when i called her and asked for the guys number she was happy that for once i mention him didnt call him dad just called him by his name though. my brother hasnt seen him since 1992 also, bt they have to meet now, wonder how that will go.  i have his number i part of me wants to call him n just hear his voice while another part of me says  dont do it. what should i do?

Toodecent
14 Jul 2008 06:01

Khumbulekhaya cuz-cuz!

Renegade
14 Jul 2008 06:06

@TDC: Khumbulekhaya cuz-cuz! - LOL!
Hai cuz-cuz, don't listen to TDC, do it yourself, call your dad, angithi you need to for the sake of your brother? 

By the way cuz-cuz
when i called her and asked for the guys number she was happy that for once i mention him didnt call him dad just called him by his name though.
Why was his mother happy that you didn't call your father "Dad"?

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 06:11

shem cuz-cuz, i know what u mean. personally i think u should call him coz if u dont & the guy dies u will be left  with should haves & could haves. I am sure you are dying to key in his digits on yo phone and just worried about to say what he'll say. Atleast wena u have the cell numbers for this dude some kids dont have em atall. 

Put yo differences aside and just call the man if u r this anxious to speak to him in case tomorrow never comes.You all sort out yo beef later just satisfy the heart for now ok?.

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 06:13

andi01 so ure telling us that Cleo chowed u?? Or did u chow him? LOL

pariri
14 Jul 2008 06:13

Confession:

Ok you guys I confess, i know for sure that Cleo isnt gay. I am leaving proof of that, and neither is he bisexual.
thatha andi01 thathaaaaaaa

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 06:17

cuz-cuz i say call him. Coz if u don't u'll forever be wondering what might have happened. Don't expect miracles and if he rejects u then at least u wud have done your part. Good luck.

Pooky
14 Jul 2008 06:26


Carino>>>@Cnglema

Ewe... and hot water bottles.

ndiyayazi na le ye Hot water bottle, i have three...one for my feet, one to squeeze tight and one for my back............indoda yam iyandivimba so lately kaloku and acting all funny, i'm sure siyajola esismanga sinobontsi abakhulu...i'm fckn pissed yazi, fckn pissed and having a Bit** Fit........my female intuition lights are on red......

faraimagic
14 Jul 2008 06:29

hie guys!!!!

well is it just me noticing that on Muvhango/Munyango    there is always a botle of iKRUSH juice appearing from all corners of the set!  even the Chief is drinking Krush!LOL

awelani
14 Jul 2008 06:37

LOL @ farai....

Miss K
14 Jul 2008 06:40

Hi farai...how r u coping with the break up???LOL

Shame man Pooky inzima lento ukuyo. Ubuke wambuza ukuba kwenzekani?

Linomtha
14 Jul 2008 06:48


@Pooky siyajola esismanga sinobontsi abakhulu...i'm fckn pissed yazi, fckn pissed and having a Bit** Fit........my female intuition lights are on red......

Pooky plz sundihlekisa they think that im using drugs or im mad why insultor umtana bantu kangaka? Oh poor man maybe nje uyadinwa sheim maan uzophinda eberight gal sukupanica.If ndiyagxothwa apha kulo msebenzi ngenxa yohleka infront of iclients ndizothi mabai-emaillele wena ke uzophendula uyandihlekisa nyani.

faraimagic
14 Jul 2008 06:48

I felt sick yesterday after watching Music Lounge...yho there is that guy who is always wearing sunglasses by the name of CASE...Jesus that guy punished me yesterday when he was interviewing uERNIE SMITH...he wasn't even looking at Hime kept on staring at the camera!I dont know if he was trying to show us his VERY CHEAP SUNGLASSES!  ERNIE is a Legend he didn't deserve to be treated that way besides he is from DURBAN not CAPETOWN as you kept on repeating! SEIS!...im sure some one else will do his job better! someone like LELO  i mean Brown Shuga!

Linomtha
14 Jul 2008 06:58

@ Fara well is it just me noticing that on Muvhango/Munyango there is always a botle of iKRUSH juice appearing from all corners of the set! even the Chief is drinking Krush!LOL

I always notice this  bottle of KRUSH juice too, maybe its their sponsor???

belz
14 Jul 2008 07:02

LOL Pookza, shame man, ungasinaki esismanga sinobontsi abakhulu, hihihihihihihihihihihihihi, jola nawe.

faraimagic
14 Jul 2008 07:07

samething is happening on Genrubish!  that Phone they gave to Mapoloba Khapela and uSibusiso...  i

Pooky
14 Jul 2008 07:14

Shame man Pooky inzima lento ukuyo. Ubuke wambuza ukuba kwenzekani?

Yes MissK ... says he's stressed and has alot on his plate, he never gives a straight answer and says i'm being silly for thinking that uyajola coz he loves me and wud not do anything to hurt me etc....all that jibarish wethu.........am angry and confused...wish he'd just bloody tell me if he dont want me anymore man...mxxxiiim

awelani
14 Jul 2008 07:25

I noticed dat 2 Farai, Maybe HTC is sponsoring them, since Isidingo has Samsung. and 2 tell da truth, U khaphela le ya phone, hayi, ayimfaneli @ ol.

myname
14 Jul 2008 07:37

Im still recovering Pooky...........ROTFLMAO..........LOL LOL LOL maar sorry sana

Pooky
14 Jul 2008 07:37

Pooky plz sundihlekisa they think that im using drugs or im mad why insultor umtana bantu kangaka?  
Ngoba uyandivimba and u-distant kanye on these cold and wet days, i'm at home shivering like crazy having 3sums with hot water bottles kodwa ndinendoda......mxiiiim
LOL Pookza, shame man, ungasinaki esismanga sinobontsi abakhulu, hihihihihihihihihihihihihi, jola nawe.
Thats just the thing Belz, andikwazi ukuba unfaithful, i always treat a partner the way i want to be treated....and what do i get for it?? amasim** on a hot plate

awelani
14 Jul 2008 07:41

i'm at home shivering like crazy having 3sums with hot water bottles kodwa ndinendoda Um really about what u going thru, but dis statement cracked me, ttltltltltltl tl tl, askies, sisi.

myname
14 Jul 2008 07:49

LOL Pooky sorry again standwa sam. These things happen to anybody maybe he is thathing ikhava he will b back soon nge 9millimetre. You will b okey dear. Its worst its cold & raining eMother City..... I feel u Pookyland. At least u got a hope that u will get some maar mna ndisazolamba & bathi indlala yenza uchuku.................Lol Fara

Pooky
14 Jul 2008 08:03

umsindo uthobile now that i've shared my pain
was a bit undecided though, kept asking myself iDunhill noma uAmabloggaz, Dunhill noma Amabloggaz and i ended up offloading here....feel a bit better. This whole thing is making me crave a ciggi,i might fall off the wagon before the end of today... i feel like uDlomo on Gen and its not helping that my boss keeps smoking in the office........mxiiiim

Cody
14 Jul 2008 08:05

Pooky!!! kwek!!!! bugwaa gwaa gwaa!!!! ay!!

Since this is off-topic. can anyone give me a recipe for umqombothi. asseblief sis tog mense!!!!!!




Hlehle
14 Jul 2008 08:18

Uthini na apha kum Cody ufuna ukuzenzela the home made traditional beer udikiwe ngo Mbesuma/ Every where u go.

Cnglemother
14 Jul 2008 08:22

i'm at home shivering like crazy having 3sums with hot water bottles kodwa ndinendoda......mxiiiim yo yoh pooky yours is a serious matter, geez 3 water bottles pho? u finished me dude. Qina mzalwane.Pls dont cheat for the sake of the lack of it and come and ask us what to do.

Afrodiva
14 Jul 2008 08:23

indoda yam iyandivimba so lately kaloku and acting all funny, i'm sure siyajola esismanga sinobontsi abakhulu... hay'khona Pooky undiqedile jong! zange ndihleke so

Cody
14 Jul 2008 08:27

Ewe Hlehle uqinisile ntombi! ndi funa ukuzenzela apha endlini yam sana! (mind my zuxho) my gran has been on my nerves with making the mqombothi at my house. can anyone GB/PM me the step by step method, i dont even know when to start. This is serias mense!

faraimagic
14 Jul 2008 08:33

wat planet does 3sum come from mara?

Thesh
14 Jul 2008 08:42

Cody ndicela undibize ndizokutya isidudu, ndasigqibela kudala kukuhlala e Pta, ndigoduka sezigqityiwe, I miss that at home.

I think this time I should go home early

Cody
14 Jul 2008 08:48

say  what Thesh??? am soooooo lost!

faraimagic
14 Jul 2008 08:49

Wat wud you do for/with yo partner in this cold wheather heee?   oh shame some of us are single!

mabhebheza
14 Jul 2008 08:50

Cody just ask ur gran 4the recipe i think we al have different ways of brewing it ...mna i just love the smell damn especially ese phepho!!...

pariri
14 Jul 2008 08:50

...wish he'd just bloody tell me if he dont want me anymore man...mxxxiiim
@ Pooky so that uzoxoza mphini wumbi gal, why ekwenza njalo nge winter sana

mabhebheza
14 Jul 2008 08:57

Answer 2 farai
Pour him with a bucket of ice cold water ..2knock sum senses 2his big head!!

Thesh
14 Jul 2008 09:01

Sorry for losin u Cody kwa Xhosa u cook isidudu when u do that, mayb I should have used an Eng word, but andinalo, can anyone explan to Cody what I mean when i talk about isidudu

Fara, don't remind me, ndidlala i golf yonke imihla, yaye kubuhlunga kuba neminwe iye iqothole

Cody
14 Jul 2008 09:04

Ai Thesh Nawe Ntombi, waze wa ndiexpoza! andisazi ngaleway isixhosa!! ndi si fundi apha e TVSA kanene! (im trying ne guys?) so Carino, corrections are welcome gurl!

Nawe Mabhebheza! sephephe ke eng jwale?  i guess umqombothi umqombothi, so if any1 knows how to brew it please, holla! any recipe asmmmblief tog bethuna!

Cody
14 Jul 2008 09:09

Mabheby! my granzo lives in Lesotho, no land line. plus when i call her, she talks non stop until i hang up! 

Thesh isidudu, i understand now, i just had a blond moment  sorry: it is called SETOTO in sesotho. how on earth do you do that ? maybe i can start with that then ask around about the next step.

awelani
14 Jul 2008 09:13

Farai, dont even start by complaining about being single, nangu u cnglamada u ya zi celela but u r brushing her off, lol.

so Carino, corrections are welcome gurl! LOL, where is Carino vele, she's too quiet 2day.

faraimagic
14 Jul 2008 09:23

Awelani Cnglmum aint seriuos! maybe she knows kuthi im a gold digger! and she is scared!

Hlehle
14 Jul 2008 09:29

I have to learn that too Cody and since i'm getting married soon, kwaXhosa uMakoti kufuneka akwazi ukusila so i'll be taking my lessons this coming December and i have to master it ke so that ndibe nguMakoti ogrand if uyandithola. Neway ndiyazi kudityaniswa ntoni nantoni qha andikwazi ukumeta.

Thesh
14 Jul 2008 09:37

Uyandigodusa Cody, but as some1 mentioned, even kwa Xhosa, we do it in different ways, imagine, my gran li Hlubi, my mom nguMntakwende, and mna ndinguMaDiba, and the three clans do it differently, though the ingredients r the same, so myself I'm a bit confused on how to do it, but i know u start by inkoduso & mielie meal with hot water and wait till it boits then cook it then cool it then add iintsipho, and wait again till it boils again then uyisefe,  to make it umqombothi.

Mayb u can also ask Mabhebheza for esephepho.

cuz-cuz
14 Jul 2008 09:46

@Rene - she is not happy that i called my father the guy , she is happy that i asked for his digits. 

I think i am ging to let my brother call him since he is the one who needs his help. I am not ready to talk to him or even meet him, doubt that i will ever be ready.

i belive that everything happens for a reason and him not being part of our lives in okay, problem started when mom decided my brother should use his surname , if that hadnt happen we would still not need him rite now. 

As far as i am concern he is just a sp*rm donor . I dont hate me i just dont give a damn about him.

cuz-cuz
14 Jul 2008 09:48

meant i dont hate him

LM
25 Jul 2008 06:42

LMAO ...all of you!!

Cnglma: uyandiphoxa wethu.....I think/understand that you are a very stylish woman...but keeping panties in a plastic bag?? NO NO NO NO!!!!Unacceptable sisi...that is like so early 90s ko diboarding schools>>


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