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CELEBRITIES ARE LITTLE TWISTED LYING MONSTERS, all of them

Written by monwy from the blog SEXUALITY vs FAMILY on 26 Aug 2008
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SOUTH African hit maker DJ Cleo has been told by two of his singers who recently quit his stable: “You are gay, the sooner you accept that, the better.” 


Cleo with his admirer NO SOME1 CLEO ADMIRES
dj cleo with he's boyfriend, ke ea dlala mara they look to cute 2gether

Kwaito star Brickz and another ex-Cleo protégé Mavo told a Sunday tabloid the Es’khaleni star used to “spank and caress them”, and would slump into a “feminine sulk” if he saw his artists with their girlfriends.
 

THE MAN WHOM CLEO HAS A SECRET CRUSH ON
bRICKS looks so stressed u know


So intense were DJ Cleo’s fits of jealousy that Brickz says he caused his split from his actress girlfriend and R&B singer, Elle by making her feel “umcomfortable”. HOW TRUE IS DAT, mara dj cleo le yena o etsa manyala if ke nnete ntho ena.

DJ Cleo refused to address the claims, saying: “I have hits to make.” they all say dat mos
i dnt care mara he takes his work serious
Say anything but this dude loves his job: what's more important than that?

In a tell-all interview which underlines the bad blood which led Brickz to quit Will of Steel Productions two months ago, the Sweety My Baby star said DJ Cleo had no problems tapping his artists’ backsides – even in front of colleagues.

“At first I thought he was joking. It became a habit and that’s when I stopped him, but he continued doing,” Kutsho uBickz 

Hurling more Brickz in Cleo’s direction, he accused the hugely respected record producer of driving a wedge between him and his ex-girlfriend, Elle. He believes DJ Cleo was “jealous”.

“I don’t know what his problem was because I met Elle through him. Every time I brought Elle’s name up he would change or sulk,” he said.

DJ Cleo, Brickz revealed, banned his artists from coming to his house with girls because he “hated them”. Nami ngiyayenza lonto mos, and ayikho wrong when u feel something for some1 or kanjani HR24?

He remembers: “Cleo would make them feel cheap and dirty by giving them tainted looks. He would ask what these people were doing here and what we were doing with girls because he hates them.” ROLFMAO

Brickz says DJ Cleo’s just plain gay, and “the sooner he accepts that the better”. ngizombulala uBRikz yaz ngoDJ cleo wami

He added: “Anyone who has worked or lived with DJ Cleo knows that he is gay. There is nothing wrong with that, he must just come out and we will accept him like any other gay person. HOPE BANYANISILE IN THIS CASE

“The guy has girlie tendencies. He sulks and is very moody.” hi hi hi hih hi hi hi

Mavo, real name Oscar Mgudlwa, claims DJ Cleo is either bisexual or gay because he has seen him spanking and caressing men. Mavo left Cleo after he was accused of spraying his expensive cologne.

The Moruti Wa Tsotsi actor and member of Afro-pop group Zonk’ Izizwe said: “He would just grab a guy from the back as if you were a girl and he does that a lot with his artist DJ What What.” HOPE WHAT WHAT IS FEELING D SAME WAY AS HIS PRODUCER. LOL LOL LOL

Mavo charges DJ Cleo once spanked him on his bum but adds: “I told him where to get off.”

The perfume story, Mavo insists, is just another red herring. “I never stole anything from that guy. I told him to stop behaving like a woman and he freaked out and fired me.” NOW DAT WAS HARSH

Mavo says DJ Cleo has many personalities: “At times he acts like a girl and the next minute he is a man. He can’t be straight, that I’m sure of. He must just come out of the closet and nobody will judge him.” AND SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL HIM DAT CLOSET CHOKES AND IT STINKS

It is not the first time Cleo, a married father of two, has been accused of living a lie.

Singer and actress Kelly Khumalo last year claimed in an interview with Ukhozi FM that DJ Cleo spanked her ex Prosper Mkwaiwa’s ass in front of her.

Challenged on the allegations, Cleo refused to address the central allegations, or his “private life” as he put it.

“I don’t have time for bitter people. Brickz is a cheat. He can’t blame me for his separation from Elle.” NOW DATS D SPIRIT BOY AND I LIKE U FOR DAT

Confessed drug addict Brickz, according to Cleo, must stop taking substances and his life will work out for him.

“I’m pleading with people to stop taking drugs. I’m sitting with three of his Sama statues that he wanted to sell in order to buy drugs. Now he doesn’t have money because of drugs and he is talking sh*t about me.”

Mavo, he said, is struggling with poverty and must zip it.

“Mavo has been in the music industry for many years – he must get a life. When I was in Standard 7 (Grade 9), Mavo was a struggling artist. Even now he has not improved. People will say anything about me because of poverty.” 

Guys i'd be very glad if cleo is really gay. we need cool people like him in this industry not flamboyant gay socialites like 3sum. i hate those guy's guts u know?




156 Comments

monwy
26 Aug 2008 05:09

Hope He comes out dat stinking closet of his because life is too short, especially when u living a lie

Beyonce
26 Aug 2008 05:18

Bricks darling, is that you?? he he he this sounds like sour grapes to me!!

Whoever you are, you are player-hating-on Cleo... and it aint pretty!!

Gay or not--- he is a hit maker and... his sexuality is just that HIS SEXUALITY, not yoz.

Firstdvd
26 Aug 2008 05:23

;-) @ Beyonce

carino
26 Aug 2008 05:34

where's my reply??

Simmone
26 Aug 2008 05:37

Did this happen before or after Bricks was screaming like a girl “we Cleo uyinja sani” at the SAMAz and making the big bucks. They should live Cleo alone, whether he is straight, gay, or sleeping with mongoosed donkeys, it’s his prerogative and his dick.

Simmone
26 Aug 2008 05:44

Live = Leave

cleve
26 Aug 2008 05:46

ja where is it Carino,

nesta
26 Aug 2008 05:53

awelani
26 Aug 2008 06:10

Who cares if he's gay?? Brikz saw no problem with the alleged spankings while he was still in Cleo's stable, dis is ol sour grapes as Bee sed..  So now sine Brikz has joined TS, when he starts to misbehave and gets his ass kikd out of TS, is he also gonna accuse Sbu&TK of spaking his skinny ass?? Bricks needs 2 grow his junkie ass up..NX!

Pooky
26 Aug 2008 06:23

...Mavo left Cleo after he was accused of spraying his expensive cologne.

...Mavo, he said, is struggling with poverty and must zip it

...When I was in Standard 7 (Grade 9), Mavo was a struggling artist. Even now he has not improved. People will say anything about me because of poverty.” 

ROTFLMAO......hayi people leave DJ Cleop alone, gay or not ayifuni nina

awelani
26 Aug 2008 06:29

People will say anything about me because of poverty.” >>Pooky, who sed this, Cleo or Mathata??

Pooky
26 Aug 2008 06:36

Awe LMAO.... yahh maan i thought that line sounded kinda familiar, that's where i heard it from...D-Maths.....
 heyi Awelani what if.........what if .....heyi mihlola...what if Dj Cleo and D-Maths are  actually the same person???huh...you'll neva know hey

Beyonce Knowles Bee
26 Aug 2008 06:41

Hhayi as South Africans we need to appretiate people for the good they do!!! Dj Cleo's sexuality is his business not ours for all i care the Dude knows what he is doing!!! Let us start embracing our very own talent and recognising Our Celebs bcos at the end of the day he is Human like the rest of us and he is allowed be gay or Straight!!!! Europe and Africans(Incl South Africa)  has Ebraced Elton John so much that he is now recognised as the Best at his field. Cleo you can be gay all you want. fact is you make hits " I quote like once Lebo Mathosa said okusalayo ngiyani jaivisa, kuku or not!"

Shadow
26 Aug 2008 06:42

This is old nuz..How many weeks/months ago was this in the tabloids and i'm sure this issue was discussed in one of the blogs previously.

awelani
26 Aug 2008 06:47

Cleo you can be gay all you want. fact is you make hits " I quote like once Lebo Mathosa said okusalayo ngiyani jaivisa, kuku or not!"...AMEN!!

Pooky, what r u sayin now??DMath+Molibelis=Cleo?? is it possible mara, Eish u neva know....

molibelis
26 Aug 2008 06:51

@ Carino where's my reply?? This is your reply.............So what, dont come with your Voet, Voet.........Finish aaaaahhhhhhhh my friend (Nigerians Language)

molibelis
26 Aug 2008 06:56

@ awelani 2 Pooky, what r u sayin now??DMath+Molibelis=Cleo?? is it possible mara, Eish u neva know.... pls i'm lost or should i stay lost pls my boyfriend is Cleo yes.......from maftown not htis one,how did u find out lol

molibelis
26 Aug 2008 06:58

Awelani        





Awelani







Awelani

awelani
26 Aug 2008 07:18

Stay lost Molibelis,lol, just kidding....i know u love me dude/ss and i love u 2

Cody
26 Aug 2008 07:23

@ awelani 2 Pooky, what r u sayin now??DMath+Molibelis=Cleo?? is it possible mara, Eish u neva know.... pls i'm lost or should i stay lost pls my boyfriend is Cleo yes.......from maftown not htis one,how did u find out lol Bathong

cleave
26 Aug 2008 07:29

When he was asked about this on Y-FM he asked the question. "Have you ever seen a gay MAN make hits?". That was quite cold

maddie
26 Aug 2008 07:29

eish, when I was reading this I remembered the dog and SPCA story

Lungsta08
26 Aug 2008 07:49

guys....really now...leave these people alone!so wat if he`s gay???VELE UKUSALAYO HE MAKE HITS!!!!!!!??!!!just let him be!...yasie mann.

awelani
26 Aug 2008 08:08

@ Cody:Bathong!!,,,u can yas dat again..

monwy
26 Aug 2008 08:16

So now sine Brikz has joined TS, when he starts to misbehave and gets his ass kikd out of TS, is he also gonna accuse Sbu&TK of spaking his skinny ass?? Bricks needs 2 grow his junkie ass up..NX!

@Awelani. i like d part of Brickz's skinny ass. lol lol

sweetie my baby
26 Aug 2008 10:31

nna i need to understand why you cut and pasted the entire sunday world article and put it up as a blog. come now, get serious....

@ Beyonce - once again, amen to your words! eish. jealousy and envy are all up in this industry!

HARAMBE24
26 Aug 2008 14:38

Suka, i will do Dj Cleo anytime on top of his turntables..halla at me Cleo, Buti ndihamba nawe....

monwy
27 Aug 2008 03:38

Eish mara le wena HARAMBE24
LMAO

andi01
27 Aug 2008 04:05

Hhayi as South Africans we need to appretiate people for the good they do!!! Dj Cleo's sexuality is his business not ours for all i care the Dude knows what he is doing!!! Let us start embracing our very own talent and recognising Our Celebs bcos at the end of the day he is Human like the rest of us and he is allowed be gay or Straight!!!! Europe and Africans(Incl South Africa) has Ebraced Elton John so much that he is now recognised as the Best at his field. Cleo you can be gay all you want

hhayi hay hay guys, this comment sounds familiar, like something i once wrote, plagiarism bakithi plagiarism is illegal and wont be tolerated (in Vavi's voice). anyone who copies other people's responseS and use them as her own will be eliminated (in Johannes Malemo's voice). ROTFLMAOL

andi01
27 Aug 2008 04:06

"ubadle banye Cleo"

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 04:07

where are my friends  Mstick and Strolicious, Mamosadi o alla, ke llela my friends

monwy
27 Aug 2008 04:09

OH NO andy!! that's a bit harsh

Simmone
27 Aug 2008 04:10

"ubadle banye Cleo" ROFLMAO.

The pun in this statement is just astonishing.

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 04:11

bathong...why o kare the boy o a naleng le Cleo is my EX?   lol, ke a dlala..ke skobo shem...nnda ke jana le dihotties fela

andi01
27 Aug 2008 04:15

@monwy- its a joke, really

You guys maybe some of teh guys who worked with Cleo before have been trying to tell us something, i will quote some lines from their lyrics.

Doc Shebeleza (song-ebumnandini)
uyabona Cleo, mawufunukuzwana nami, ungabongbiza manghleli nabo baby

Mandoza (sgelekqe)
ohh mina ngiphethu Cleo (7 Cleo starts spanking him, and he goes), hay kanjalo

Brown Dash (umthunzi welanga)
awu DJ Cleo, imnandi ngendebe ezinintzi lento (insinuating his bisexual)

Mzekezeke
no DJ cleo, sishayi guqa ngamadolo (i always thot Sbu is gay)

awelani
27 Aug 2008 04:16

hhayi hay hay guys, this comment sounds familiar, like something i once wrote, plagiarism bakithi plagiarism is illegal and wont be tolerated (in Vavi's voice). anyone who copies other people's responseS and use them as her own will be eliminated (in Johannes Malemo's voice).  LMAO,

awelani
27 Aug 2008 04:19

OMG, Andi, ROTFLMBAO

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 04:24

@ 24 U mean the one with small  Penis from the article ya African......

awelani
27 Aug 2008 04:43

tl tl tl, Molibelis, i think he means the one with the craftd huge shombolozi,

Cande
27 Aug 2008 04:47

tl tlt ltt tl

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 04:48

Ok Bathong, i dont try 2 be Better, but nna my boyffie o nale a big ,black,hard Penis and how about sharing the same story, if ur man's thing is so small dont be shy we will advice u he,he,he,he,he,

awelani
27 Aug 2008 04:51

LOL LOL LOL!!

andi01
27 Aug 2008 04:53

@molibelis my boyffie o nale a big ,black,hard Penis - to me this sounds like a Nokia 5110, be careful of those, when they enter a tunnel, they always loose inetwork. and ke sahme they dont even vibrate.

andi01
27 Aug 2008 04:54

@molibelis- you scare me waetse- is it always hard or you have never seen it when its soft ????

Cande
27 Aug 2008 04:56

Andi01

ROFLMFAO!!! kwa kwa kwa

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 05:11

Molibelis u stout LOL
You remind me of this Phaphisto/Gintsa/Playboy/Fedility robber/Club loving(especially Vudu Lounge)Snazzy dresser/ of a guy yase Gugs i had a stint with....i've never seen one as small as his,kodwa usenesibindi sokudlala amacherrrie ekubeni ephethe i-sourworm of a totolozi...hehehhee some pipul kodwa

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 05:15

LOL@Andile ne Nokia enga vibrate(iyo)

myname
27 Aug 2008 05:20

LOL Andy hayi iwrongo sana tl tl tl tl huuuuweeee

mayandie
27 Aug 2008 05:22

Andi01 undigqibile shem....Haaaaha....hahaha.......
5110 when last did I see that  fone.....Haaaha...haha...

Cody
27 Aug 2008 05:28

to me this sounds like a Nokia 5110, be careful of those, when they enter a tunnel, they always loose inetwork. and ke sahme they dont even vibrate.

Classic dawg classic!!! Kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!! a ha ha ha ha!!!!

carino
27 Aug 2008 05:32

Im only reading this now... Personally, I dont think it makes it news that Cleo spanks his boys' a$$es.


“Mavo has been in the music industry for many years – he must get a life. When I was in Standard 7 (Grade 9), Mavo was a struggling artist. Even now he has not improved. People will say anything about me because of poverty.”

LMAO....lahv this one.... yes, Cleo, tell them... you are right, indlala makes people do and say strange things, we all know that....

carino
27 Aug 2008 05:35

to me this sounds like a Nokia 5110, be careful of those, when they enter a tunnel, they always loose inetwork. and ke sahme they dont even vibrate.

LMAO

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 05:38

molibelis: i am talking about the one on the photo with him...mara nna ke rata lerete shem..there, i have confessed and if la Cleo can play his on turntables..i will be on line...CARINO: he can spank my ass any time doll....

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 05:59

The Nokia 5110, iyooooooo im starting to be so horney like wild Dog, cause 5110 means e golo like hell, girl thanks for that if it dosnt Vibrate i will make sure that i do the job i vibrate like hell, i will jump until he says (oooh mama yoooooo) Nex time it will Vibrate, and by saying o rata lerete Girl, u wont feel monate moo cause le toooo soft what if u vomitt???? pls answear me pls

I can C that some dont want 2 tell the true Story or History......(kwa,kwa,kwa,kwa,kwa by Trompies Voices) ladies pls talk 2 Mama MO"libs

andi01
27 Aug 2008 06:12

@molibelis- cause 5110 means e golo like hell yhe mfondini, do you mean you prefer those big enough that come as high up as the chest, yhoooo. Hay man phela size does count but too much of anything could be deadly, its called overdose molibelis overdose , why are you overdosing urself with super bhombolozi.

andi01
27 Aug 2008 06:13

@molibellis-about sharing the same story, if ur man's thing is so small dont be shy we will advice u, what advice can you give to someone with a brother with a small totolozi, than to leave his sorry arse, down th eline he will find someone to fit his size

carino
27 Aug 2008 06:19

LOL

XGZGP
27 Aug 2008 06:24

Cleo, cleo, let him be..

awelani
27 Aug 2008 06:25

LMAO!!

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 06:36

Bathong, please share...i love dark men...but ish, have you ever met a dark man with an even darker lerete...shuu!!!scary stuff

andi01
27 Aug 2008 06:39

@XGZGP-Cleo, cleo, let him be.. , true dat joe, if Cleo ufisa ukudla abafana let him be, its who he is at the end of the day. And besides if Bricks stayed this long with Cleo its hard to believe that, Cleo just spanked him. He would just grab a guy from the back as if you were a girl and he does that a lot with his artist DJ What What- On second thot, i always thought that what what and Cleo have so much in common, besides the tinted hair of course. What what is kinda girl-ish

carino
27 Aug 2008 06:54

Bathong, please share...i love dark men...but ish, have you ever met a dark man with an even darker lerete...shuu!!!scary stuff

I know exactly waht you are talking about Harry.. father!!! and it gets even blacker when it's erect.. e ba ntho fela nje ya ho tshosa. and his a$$ is worse... dar, dar, dark..

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 06:58

LOL...CARINO: see what i am talking about, i am fine with the dark ass but the sbombolozi freaks me out..how do i BJ something that scares me?

andi01
27 Aug 2008 07:00

@H24 Bathong, please share...i love dark men...but ish, have you ever met a dark man with an even darker lerete...shuu!!!scary stuff-  I love it, but the black arse (bums), make me even hornier than thou.

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 07:05

Ok u can have my 5110 and i will have ur 3310, For one night stand.......

carino
27 Aug 2008 07:07

sies man andi... 

wait till you see a dark totolozi on  a light skinned guy.... More like Trevor Noah having KB Ngakane's totty.. run for your life.. that screams infections, infections, infections...

Harambe is right.. how do you begin to lick something like that? This is it looks like a boiled mopani worm.

carino
27 Aug 2008 07:09

3310?? no, molibelis, make that a "Samsung" Scarlet.....

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 07:17

@H24 Bathong, please share...i love dark men...but ish, have you ever met a dark man with an even darker lerete...shuu!!!scary stuff
LMAO

I know exactly waht you are talking about Harry.. father!!! and it gets even blacker when it's erect.. e ba ntho fela nje ya ho tshosa. and his a$$ is worse... dar, dar, dark.. .....
with a whole bush of hair in between that mfolo that's sticks out everytime he bends,  so thick that  you cant even see the anus yeeeeeerrrrrr...ex
Thank goodness i have someone with a caramel/hair free one now although endiqhela amasimba lomtu wam, but that's a whole nada story

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 07:20

wait till you see a dark totolozi on a light skinned guy.... More like Trevor Noah having KB Ngakane's totty..
the imegary is killing me...yoh ROTFLMAOTIPIMP

Harambe is right.. how do you begin to lick something like that? This is it looks like a boiled mopani worm. 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH RONTFLMAOTISINP
carino undibulele

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 07:30

I dont  care what lerete la Trevor looks like...ill take it.....mara struu ne..re  a hlanya strong....I was horny as hell the other day but when i saw what looked like a charcoal...i went to anti--erection mood in seconds....

awelani
27 Aug 2008 07:35

Crazy nigassss, ROTFLMBAO

Cande
27 Aug 2008 07:36

you guys and SEX, Yack!!

UCANSI
27 Aug 2008 07:38

"Mavo left Cleo after he was accused of spraying his expensive cologne"

all i can say is kumnandi emzansi, jokes are always around us all the time....phela to imagine this , it's so funny!!!LOL

awelani
27 Aug 2008 07:39

I was horny as hell the other day but when i saw what looked like a charcoal...i went to anti--erection mood in seconds....H24, u r killing mu gal, stop it, LOL LOL LOL

carino
27 Aug 2008 07:46

with a whole bush of hair in between that mfolo that's sticks out everytime he bends, so thick that you cant even see the anus yeeeeeerrrrrr

yho, im sure umntu wakhona utuwa iJungle Oats..

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:00

wait till you see a dark totolozi on a light skinned guy.... More like Trevor Noah having KB Ngakane's totty..- haybo is that possible, hay cha ngekhe, i dont do light skinned guys, bcoz I was soo a pink totolozi and it scared the hell outa me, everytime I see that guy I can help but think "French Polony",  I want them dark from head to toe, or I can already picture my man's very black arse, ouchhhhh

awelani
27 Aug 2008 08:02

Andi, ansa ur phone man wena, need 2 tok 2 u NOW!!! or go 2 ur emails, NOW! :-(

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:03

yho, im sure umntu wakhona utuwa iJungle Oats..- LOL, carino sies man

My idea of a totolozi, it has to be extra black, 17cm long X 3cm thick and extra hard, infact the harder the better. OK not as hard as molibelis but hard.

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:04

@awelani- sorry girl i dont take my phone to work with me

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 08:04

@ Cande you guys and SEX, Yack!! Baby we cant run away from this, Sex e monate pls esp when a guy is on top,  Achineke

awelani
27 Aug 2008 08:06

okay, i'll drop u an email.

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:07

You girls if u think labour is painful, wait until a guy with a roundshaped, (similar to a coffe mug) totolozi davaza you.

awelani
27 Aug 2008 08:13

You girls if u think labour is painful, wait until a guy with a roundshaped, (similar to a coffe mug) totolozi davaza you.......tl tl tl.

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:13

@molibelis-Sex e monate pls esp when a guy is on top, - he can be wherever as long as he knows what he is doing, and tell him straight forward you dont like "1 minute noodles", its the worst punishment to have a man who is smaller than your little finger and lasts a good 1 minute. If I was dumb enough to commit suicide, this would be the reason.

pariri
27 Aug 2008 08:16

was horny as hell the other day but when i saw what looked like a charcoal...i went to anti--erection mood in seconds....
hahahahahahaah H24 undibulele finish

Harambe is right.. how do you begin to lick something like that? This is it looks like a boiled mopani worm.
  LOL @ Carino hehehehehe

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:17

I promise you Awe-my nigga. i had this guy (T),he was so handsome, had scurl and he was the ternor (soloist) in the choir. Yhoo I loved him shame. We went out and de first day we davaze'd. i was drunk and sober in like 5 seconds. yhooo i will never forget him shame. When he udressed i cudnt differentiate between them balls and the totolozi, but i thot it cud b bcoz I am drunk. yohhhh just thinking about that makes my heart bit faster.

carino
27 Aug 2008 08:19

You girls if u think labour is painful, wait until a guy with a roundshaped, (similar to a coffe mug) totolozi davaza you. 

tl tl tl tl.. a knobkierie fo sho...

pariri
27 Aug 2008 08:20

hahahahahahaha haybo andi are u for real ????/
(similar to a coffe mug) totolozi davaza you.

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 08:21

@ andi01 meaning                i hate to be keept on the dark girl

Hlehle
27 Aug 2008 08:21

Andi uyandiqeda man. I even took my ruler and saw how long is 17cm and how thick is 3cm. Damn gal thats my kinda stuff iyavakala leyo ayikrokrisi.

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:23

pariri
27 Aug 2008 08:24

hahahahahaahahahah Andi yhooooo sana ur stories are killing me LMAO

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 08:24

yho, im sure umntu wakhona utuwa iJungle Oats.. 
that's why i never gave him ama  blow-jayz....thank goodness for Mr.Pooky's beautiful caramel member and clean mfolo...unfaithful n'all..lol

Cande
27 Aug 2008 08:27

watzup Hlehle ma niggeress??

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:28

@Hlehle-Damn gal thats my kinda stuff iyavakala leyo ayikrokrisi- ewe hlehle xa utyiwa funeka utyiwe, not nje ubhazwe. 
@Carino and Pariri- I promise you, i could feel my little punani going (krrrrrrrrr,, kr kr kr), and I thought only Silas can save me now. The worst part is eventually the front part got in, but it was not even half way in. Ibidlala nje apha enxwemeni. Imagine feeling ipain and urhaliselwa at teh same time. Yooohhhh, that guy shame.

carino
27 Aug 2008 08:29

hello hlehle.... ////waving like a cyber-sister in loveness/////

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:30

@Pooky-thank goodness for Mr.Pooky's beautiful caramel member and clean mfolo...unfaithful n'all..lol, isnt it ironic that the bad ones always have nice totolozis. Some of the reasons I stayed so long with Benson.

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 08:32

Some guys knows how to please a girl and some they just pump u like a basketball, with small pipis like tsa bana

Strolicious
27 Aug 2008 08:33

nc nc nc anaka yeki ukuhlanya namanje.i tot maybe by the time my internet shedding iphela nizobe seni grand,but nginithanda ninjalo 
molibelis>>>cry no more love im back,abt MACUFE what happening?. 
MOLWENI MISSED YAL!!!

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:33

heeee and all that time, the (coffee mug guy) was making sounds liek (mhhh, mhhhhh, iyhoooo, baby.....) on top of me. And I was thinking, shudnt I be the one going mhhhhh, iyhoooo, the baby is coming (coz it felt like i was in labour, only in reverse way)

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 08:34

ANDI01: sisi wam.....knobkirrie is a disaster phela...lerete la gona le bohloko bjang and then you find gore motho with a knobkirrie humps like a lion..everytime ma a thrusta...your in pain...

Hlehle
27 Aug 2008 08:35

Hi guys, its gud to be with u again. Neway andi undibeke kwelinye inqanaba, ndlela le nditsho ndamnxanelwa utotolozi.I'm feeling horny as in right now and akukhomuntu unokundinceda ngokushesha.

let baby
27 Aug 2008 08:38

i dont understand Brikxz cos the tym he broke up with his girlfriend she said dat brikz was cheating with anoher girl they didnt break up bcos of Cleo... brikz must deal with addiction... whether Cleo is gay or not is none of our businesses so wen he feels like he want to disclose he will at his own tym

Hlehle
27 Aug 2008 08:38

Hey Stroh missed u too baby. @ Andi -  Ouch

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 08:39

isnt it ironic that the bad ones always have nice totolozis. Some of the reasons I stayed so long with Benson.
Sooooo True Ma-Andi....coz i've never seen such a beautiful member in my life and imnandi ngempela and  ubuti knows his stuff shem jelas downi......

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:39

@molibelis-Some guys knows how to please a girl and some they just pump u like a basketball, with small pipis like tsa bana. I feel you girl but i think its better to be pumped by the small totolozi, than being pumped by the AK47. Imagine you are as dry as Motswelleng, and some crazy punk jumps on top and pumps you like nobody's business. And you be crying and de mafacka gets more excited thinking you are enjoying while you crying out to Mother Theresa to help, and promise you'd be a nun after that day.

carino
27 Aug 2008 08:39

And I was thinking, shudnt I be the one going mhhhhh, iyhoooo, the baby is coming

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ROFL.. 

im sure ebilile nokubila, nhe,

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 08:43

From dj Cleo's gayness to totoloziz..........that TVSA bloggaz for you

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:45

@Pooky-From dj Cleo's gayness to totoloziz..........whats wrong apho akere mos even "Cleo loves himself some totolozi (esp yaka DJ what what)" LOL

pariri
27 Aug 2008 08:46

Ohhhh nkosi yam Andi, I promise you, i could feel my little punani going (krrrrrrrrr,, kr kr kr),

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 08:46

POOKY we: re boa ka lerete la knobkirrie mo, le banna ba marete a manyane vs AK47......plus nna friday i am getting AK47....I CANT WAIT, AYOBANESS....

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:47

@H24-you find gore motho with a knobkirrie humps like a lion..everytime ma a thrusta...your in pain, and I find it strange that he enjoys that pain.

Centrepiece
27 Aug 2008 08:47

Tjo, tjo, tjooooooooooooooo.......ma-Andi you just made me LMAO!!!!! crying out to mother Theresa!!!!!!!!!!

carino
27 Aug 2008 08:48

@Pooky-From dj Cleo's gayness to totoloziz..........

crazya$$ niggazzz i gave up on them when they spent the day on a blank article.

Strolicious
27 Aug 2008 08:50

kumunandi having sex kudlala ihouse,if your make can roba le teka...

awelani
27 Aug 2008 08:50

Um still looking 4ward 2 a day where an article wont b turned 'off-topic' to ezomdavazo, dis article is suppose to be about Cleo, but what do u know, amastarring have made it to be about umdavazo, hayi, ngi hulekile, but thanx 2 ya'll u making my day.  nothe ni ya penga strong, yhooo!!!, i cant help but LMAO @ y'all....

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 08:51

I feel you girl but i think its better to be pumped by the small totolozi, than being pumped by the AK47. Imagine you are as dry as Motswelleng, and some crazy punk jumps on top and pumps you like nobody's business. And you be crying and de mafacka gets more excited thinking you are enjoying......

and you in the meantime are thinking when is this mafacka getting done so you can put that cold wet cloth between your legs when he's done to numb the tshisaring

andi01
27 Aug 2008 08:53

And guys what about the (1 minute noodle kinda guy), he gets on top, pumps up very fast, 3 seconds his done gets off, 7 seconds he is asleep (and snorring like a pig). I ly there awake, eyes opened and trying 2 digest what just happened. Eventually I fall asleep (like after 5 hrs of disbelief) and I am woken up by his tiny hand trying to touch my unsatisfied body (yoh i wish I cud wake up and slap his tiny fingers back to Japan or wherever)

Strolicious
27 Aug 2008 08:57

awelani umdavazo it's part of us.usegazini

carino
27 Aug 2008 08:59

I think the 2minute noodle is better coz you only have to deal with the unsattisfaction not a sore puni too...

odie
27 Aug 2008 09:02

hooked up with other guy Andi01 his was so small - it was the size of my thumb finger. we tried all the positions but hey i was satisfied.its like there is somethin twinkling you, hey the guy he gets me anything i want, eve if i call at 3am. i dont know how the wife takes it tota.

Strolicious
27 Aug 2008 09:02

LOL @ Andi01 usho ukuthi in 10 sec he is done.did u guys watch girlfriend last week Mya and Daniel bencishana

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 09:03

we: re boa ka lerete la knobkirrie mo, le banna ba marete a manyane vs AK47......plus nna friday i am getting AK47....I CANT WAIT, AYOBANESS....


H24 akitsibi obua sesotho grand-grand maara kiwutlwile  gori oring nali di statement tsa hawu  above...
do i make sense??? i learned my sotho lana ko moTVSA...LOL

molibelis
27 Aug 2008 09:04

@ strolicious where have been girl and u havent even respond 2 one of my e-mails girl

andi01
27 Aug 2008 09:07

@ Odie- yohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my oh my, but when its that small nothing can be done, even when u r on top & sit up straight, it keeps on popping outside, hay suka. And you hear ur punani complaining (u know making those uncontrolable noises)  I am sure the wife stayed for the money. LOL

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 09:13

andile ahhahaahahahahah(wiping tears)@ your 8/27/2008 4:53:00 & 8/27/2008 5:07:30 PM  replies.......

Afrodiva
27 Aug 2008 09:16

with a whole bush of hair in between that mfolo that's sticks out everytime he bends, so thick that you cant even see the anus yeeeeeerrrrrr...ex 

ROTFLMAO!!!! U wrongo Pooky u Wrongo man!! hahahaaaaa

myname
27 Aug 2008 09:18

I just thought of this email since u turned this article LOL.......This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed to make love to her because of his small "Member" So one day while they were at the drive-in movies, he decides that now was a good time to because she wouldn't be able to see his size. So, halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his "Member" and sticks it in her hand. She then replied "No thank you, I don't smoke".................Afternoon guys & Bye. Luv u all Mynaam

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 09:19

Wene strolicious ....i am so angry at you mosadi........we need to talk,  i will call you...

Dintha
27 Aug 2008 09:19

Bathong, this is worse than pillow talk. You guys could give Dr Eve from Good Hope fm a run for her money. Tjo!

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 09:21

LMAO@ Def Comedy Jam -Jamie  Foxx on Youtube.... yoh the guy is funny
just thought i should share incase some of yall need a good laugh

awelani
27 Aug 2008 09:23

um done!! ROTFLMCBAOTIPALB

Orie
27 Aug 2008 09:27

I need a man rite now, Im so sexually frustrated but the guy should have a big thing like vendas and shanganiiii

Hlehle
27 Aug 2008 09:28

Oh Nkosi yam khanindiyeke ndigoduke. Byeeeee

monchooza
27 Aug 2008 09:50

Hi Orie.........

Pooky
27 Aug 2008 09:51

haibo Orio

carino
27 Aug 2008 09:53

Hellloooo Monchy..... ///shouting to the top of my voice/////

and LOL @ your response to Orie

HARAMBE24
27 Aug 2008 09:58

is monchooza volunteering to spice Orie up?

andi01
27 Aug 2008 09:58

@Orie -I need a man rite now, Im so sexually frustrated but the guy should have a big thing like vendas and shanganiiii and

Monchooza-Hi Orie
......... ROTFLMAOL

cobiefun
27 Aug 2008 10:02

@Orie you are not alone gal trust me !!!

monchooza
27 Aug 2008 10:11

Haaibo cobie phela i am still human haayi a machine...LOL

Sobza
27 Aug 2008 10:48

<<You guys maybe some of teh guys who worked with Cleo before have been trying to tell us something, i will quote some lines from their lyrics.

Doc Shebeleza (song-ebumnandini)
uyabona Cleo, mawufunukuzwana nami, ungabongbiza manghleli nabo baby

Mandoza (sgelekqe)
ohh mina ngiphethu Cleo (7 Cleo starts spanking him, and he goes), hay kanjalo

Brown Dash (umthunzi welanga)
awu DJ Cleo, imnandi ngendebe ezinintzi lento (insinuating his bisexual)

Mzekezeke no DJ cleo, sishayi guqa ngamadolo (i always thot Sbu is gay)>>

Ayikho i piece endigqibe nje ngale.

molibelis
28 Aug 2008 01:41

La Dolce Vita
28 Aug 2008 02:08

@ Pooky..I know that gintsa laseGugs...yho ubhuti unomthindo-tjie!!!

molibelis
28 Aug 2008 02:21

@ OrieI need a man rite now, Im so sexually frustrated but the guy should have a big thing like vendas and shanganiiii,     In other words o mo matswaing Mosadi towe????

La Dolce Vita
28 Aug 2008 02:28

My ex bf also a gintsa 4m Langa (bt he's on the otha syd now) was the ultimate best in umdavazo...phela i cud c kuthi ezalise iKapa lonke...yhooo umntwana womnye umama rha uyakwazi ukwenza hayi nje kancinci..

Not alot of black guys 4m elokshini gv amacheri abo muffs bt this 1 juz went wild n started workin my place of blessing like the god of Love...Thixo ndaze ndakhwelwa

molibelis
28 Aug 2008 02:28

Bathong who said vendas have big POLO'S mare, I want 2 try One, so this means hore Azwindini le yena o monate, oooooh i can imagen having him 4 my Sunday Plate cause he tall and thin walaaaaaaaaaa

molibelis
28 Aug 2008 02:33

O utlwe banna bare di POLO tsa bona di Golo, only to find out hore they dont know hore ho feshwa jwang....................

awelani
28 Aug 2008 02:43

hi hi hi hi hi!!

carino
28 Aug 2008 02:44

molibelis, where are you from? where's your home?

Pooky
28 Aug 2008 02:54

@ Pooky..I know that gintsa laseGugs...yho ubhuti unomthindo-tjie!!!
.....La Dolce Vita.....nyani sana uyamazi uM****i..........LOL
even the condom was too big, he kept rolling it like it was some big,long sock......ndandingesayihleki

molibelis
28 Aug 2008 03:25

Carino Why, u want to send People 2 Kill me??????? Im from Heaven

carino
28 Aug 2008 03:48

no, serious, molibi.... where's home?? Are you from Pitsedisulejang? you just sound like someone i know, thats all. Someone from Pitsedisulejang.

awelani
28 Aug 2008 03:51

even the condom was too big, he kept rolling it like it was some big,long sock......ndandingesayihleki, LMAO, guys are u serious?? tl tl tl

lejazz
31 Dec 2008 23:51

i ALSO HEARD THAT SBU IS GAY.

mamzoe
20 Feb 2009 11:27

please tlogelang DJ Cleo wa batho ka bo gay ba gagwe. if he doesn't wana tel u guys it means exactly dat.


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