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Written by Chikita from the blog VENDA BOYS on 02 Sep 2008
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It's true what they say about the brothers from up north - they are very well endowed and can tap the living daylights out of a chikita. I've fallen for a Venda man who leaves me begging for more

When I met him I was messed up - doing a married man, commitment-phobe and not looking for love. Poor little rich girl, had everything money could buy but depressed as hell. He earns much less than me, in fact I'd blow his salary in 3 hours, but he spoils me rotten and treats me like a queen. He takes me out, surprises me, brings me flowers, knows my favourite chocolate, wine etc. It's these little things that make my knees turn to jelly. Oh the joys of new love, am so whipped

Anyhoo, our first time was explosive - literally! He lasted a full hour!!!! WTF? My poor cutchie got the shock of it's life. I grew up hearing people raving about Shangaan/Venda men's "third legs" I dismissed it as hogwash coz I thought anyone could be gifted in that area and not limited to a select few. That was, ofcourse, until I met my Chief Azwindini. As R Kelly says, "it takes one man to make a woman hate all men" I say it takes one Chief Az to make this chikita love all Chief Az's

That first time left me flabbergasted and perplexed. I couldn't feel my legs afterwards, I was so beat! I've never had someone last longer than 30 minutes. Not that I keep count but ja, we know these things. Second time was at 04:30, at 05:35 we were still at it. I've never changed positions so many times in one round in my life. He ended up not coming and had to take a cold shower coz we were late for work. Yo! Mathlale ne a fedile. Couldn't pee for the next two days, cutchie was on fire. I was also stiff for a coupla days. Hey, he put me out of action for a while. All of this and he was sober, imagine if he was on something.

Am used to him now and actually get horny for him without his touching me. Got the best at the mo; hunky virile man who treats me like gold and gives me a good ravaging. What more can I ask for? No need to sell myself short anymore. BTW, he's two years younger




232 Comments

Pooky
02 Sep 2008 04:25

hehehehehe good for you gal...is he cute though??

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 04:34

This is supposed to be an email to your gal-friend.... Anyhow you forgot to mention the use of Condoms. Did you? 

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 04:36

This is supposed to be an email to your gal-friend.... Anyhow you forgot to mention the use of Condoms. Did you?
hahahha TDC, yini manje u wanna spoil the excitement the poor gal has?

zolx
02 Sep 2008 04:38

an hour????/

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 04:38

Nah am just being myself.....REAL.

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 04:40

Poor little rich girl, had everything money could buy but depressed as hell. He earns much less than me, in fact I'd blow his salary in 3 hours, 
nc nc nc *shaking my head*.......

Cande
02 Sep 2008 04:42

Toodecent watz your problem joe

an hour????/   *shaking my head with disbelief*

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 04:44

He ended up not coming and had to take a cold shower coz we were late for work.
OMG, this is indoda emadodeni fo sho!

JustMe
02 Sep 2008 04:46

I hear that is the reason why they cannot have one woman because she cannot keep up! Just a rumour... Don't be Thomas & believe by seeing, KEEP UP THE STAMINA!

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 04:46

Cande do you c any problem wena with reminding sum1 about condoms?

belz
02 Sep 2008 04:47

He earns much less than me, in fact I'd blow his salary in 3 hours, > OMG!!!

I've never had someone last longer than 30 minutes> for real?????? that is so sad, poor little rich gal.

LOL!!! tdc.

andi01
02 Sep 2008 04:50

@ Chikita- i am happy for you girl, however I am peplexed by few things, which i need clarity on.

Venda man who leaves me begging for more - if he is hung as you say he is, has soo much stamina, why do you beg for more. Shouldnt you be satisfied and contemplating to quit the whole cansi thing????

He earns much less than me, in fact I'd blow his salary in 3 hours, but he spoils me rotten and treats me like a queen- careful of this kind (in xhosa we say "uthenga emithiyo ngenethelo), meaning although he seems to be spending a lot on u, he stands to benefit more from you. If you can blow his salary in 3 hours, come on do the maths. By spoling you rotten he wants you to feel as though, "if Awzindini spoils this much I shudnt be stingy with him", u end up spending more on him than he does on you.

He ended up not coming and had to take a cold shower coz we were late for work- isnt this a warning sign that he isnt as satisfied as you are. 

Couldn't pee for the next two days, cutchie was on fire. I was also stiff for a coupla days. - This 2 me sounds liek torture, isnt cansi meant for less pain (none if possible) and all pleasure. Imagine what "pee-ing" for 2 days does to your bladder.

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 04:50

"I've never had someone last longer than 30 minutes> for real?????? that is so sad, poor little rich gal."
hahahahahahaha Belz, I understand from the way she talks/writes, why she has been deprived.

Cande
02 Sep 2008 04:50

i have a pro with "This is supposed to be an email to your gal-friend"..TDC

for real?????? that is so sad, poor little rich gal. Belz!!!LMAO


carino
02 Sep 2008 04:52

guys, really now... are we that bored????

andi01
02 Sep 2008 04:54

I mean -Imagine what "not pee-ing" for 2 days does to your bladder

mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 04:56

Siyakubongela Chikita nge nhlanhla YAKHO im not really sure how thina blockers fit in kodwa siyakuhalalisela ....

Pls dnt get me wrong plsss kodwa today usuku olungemnandi nezi layikhaya so Im wit TDC on this was suppose 2b an email 2ur friend perhaps neh ...noma nje u want us 2celebrate nawe 4finally tasting umboshongo we Venda ..??
Halala Chikita im sure just thinkin about him is turning u ON!!....*sigh*

andi01
02 Sep 2008 04:56

All of this and he was sober, imagine if he was on something.  LOL, so I am not the only one here, who has shagged a high on tik mafacka

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 04:56

*and now?*
Where is Ophra when you need her?

mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 04:58

---->NEXT----->

andi01
02 Sep 2008 04:59

and treats me like a queen, Sorry Chikita, but I dont call "being shagged my guts out of my mouth by a mafacka hunged like a donkey ", royal treatment

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:00

This 2 me sounds liek torture, isnt cansi meant for less pain (none if possible) and all pleasure. Imagine what "pee-ing" for 2 days does to your bladder. 
OK Andile, mfethu nbgikuthulela isigqoko!!!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:01

Got the best at the mo; hunky virile man who treats me like gold and gives me a good ravaging. What more can I ask for? - A man that earns more than you and still gives you a normal and satisfying cansi maybe????

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:02

Farai, who's Ophra??

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:03

Siyakubongela Chikita nge nhlanhla YAKHO im not really sure how thina blockers fit in kodwa siyakuhalalisela ....
Sorry Chikita, but I dont call "being shagged my guts out of my mouth by a mafacka hunged like a donkey ", royal treatment

ROTFLMAO........hahahahha and who said we need TVSA shedding namuhla, bloggers can make an blog interesting. Mabe's & And01 u guys are killing me!!!

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 05:04

Thank you Mabhebheza.... Are we supposed to celebrate or say Congratulations now? i tried a polite way of saying it so seems Cande wanted it the way Mabhebheza asked it.. geez.

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:05

This is supposed to be an email to your gal-friend.... Anyhow you forgot to mention the use of Condoms. Did you? 

I agree... Did you, Chikita? Or o bua jaana kanti wa phophoma ke di infection no wonder you couldnt pee for 3 days??

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:06

Or o bua jaana kanti wa phophoma ke di infection no wonder you couldnt pee for 3 days??
ROTFLMAO.......

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:06

Ophra Winfrey duhhhh!   gud for a talk show! IM A HEART BREAKER!!!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:06

Chikita waar is jy- are your hands to numb to type, from the hand span (job).

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:07

Or o bua jaana kanti wa phophoma ke di infection no wonder you couldnt pee for 3 days??  LOL priceless

belz
02 Sep 2008 05:08

isnt this a warning sign that he isnt as satisfied as you are. > yes andi yes!!!!!

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:09

ooh guys angithi on TVSA we are allowed to blog about anything?? even if its personal, so what is Chikita's problem according to you guys? or is it because you guys dont know her or dont normally see her on TVSA???
its unfair guys, because nobody gets nasty on some of u's article lana...

Yerrr, and the last time i checked bloggers liked turning an article into a SEX one and talk about it waya waya..now that you have an article dedicated to it niyacomplaina.. intoni maara!

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:09

Farai, who is Ophra Winfrey??

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:10

I say it takes one Chief Az to make this chikita love all Chief Az's - 

1. This man is a golddigger (eating up ur cash like nobari's business)
2. Punishes u when it comes to uCansi
3.And now he is turning u into a "lady player" (casanova)

And you still call this royal treatment, nigga puleezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:10

now you must sing  In Jonh Legend's Voice........Walking on cloud 9 oooh oooh uum,maybe leta we cud go to the moon........ha ha ha ha its like sumone had her first Orgasm!!!! pop the cock! hi hi hi hi....

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:12

I dont know what is the problem here guys, and i have seen it happen to "not so popular" bloggers...

let me get baq to work and dont worry wena Chikita, write about your Venda man for as much as you want...

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:13

@ Cande- i hear you girl and understand, oboa nnete. I for one am not complaining about the article in fact I am lovin it. I just wish she can come back to answer some of ma questions

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:13

This is a good article

Maar wat is the meaning of ROYAL TREATMENT?


ANSWER______A GUD SHAG!

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:14

Chikita waar is jy- are your hands to numb to type, from the hand span (job).
hahahahah Andile, this is a classic!

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 05:15

Farai...... I think so......
Cande o lelela eng?
Carino...... uyou should have been a grammar teacher babesfssss. Nayhow o dira sentle.
Chikita.....I wanna know did you use Condoms?

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:15

When I met him I was messed up - doing a married man, commitment-phobe and not looking for love. Poor little rich girl, had everything money could buy but depressed as hell  and now you are torturing urself with the nigga that be bangin ur cute little black ass for hours on end, sweet Gawd child, you need G-zas, ASAP

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:17

Maar wat is the meaning of ROYAL TREATMENT?
ANSWER______A GUD SHAG!
Fara, u guys are so making my day today!

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:17

@ Cande- i hear you girl and understand, oboa nnete. I for one am not complaining about the article in fact I am lovin it. I just wish she can come back to answer some of ma questions

eish Andi, you know Libra's have the same mindset..uyabona nje uguthi uBelz naye doesnt see anything wrong with the article..

NB:If you guys want to talk about something else then write about something else, or go to the next articles....

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:19

Cande o lelela eng?
ga ke lele TDC, i just think you guys are being unfair and nasty...

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:20

@ Faraimagic. yes my friend, the one kinda shag that leaves you satisfied, crying, laughing, praying and praising at the same time hay le that puts ur bladder outa s (order) for 3 days. Hay khona, neze

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:21

i suspect Chikita is one of the bloggers who are tired of BBA3, she wanted something else for bloggers to talk about...
and went back to her original TVSA name, where the hell is she when i am trying to defend her..mfxim!!!

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:21

TDC     how did you go yesterday?hope you didn't have nightmares?hi hi hi

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:24

@ Cande-i just think you guys are being unfair and nasty, you are soo right girl, here we are complaining about the "big brother" article now a great article comes up, but we are thrashing for reasons know to us.  

Thanks Chikita for rescuing me from the Big Brother Blog, i dont have DSTV so i have neither clue nor interest in that blog. 

If this article was written by the main characters, i tell you we will be having 1003 responses by now.

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:25

and went back to her original TVSA name, where the hell is she when i am trying to defend her..mfxim!!!
Fu@k I hate it when bloggers write blogs unders seperate names, what are they so afraid of????

mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 05:25

Cande my dali mina m not attackin Chikita i want 2knw thina as amabloggers wat is our input in this article becoz most articles( i stand 2b corected) have questions or advice or 4us 2share a similiar expirience manje lena its just teling us how nice Umbhoshongo wemfana womvenda is 4her & only HER......so wat r we suppose 2comment about ???....

Yes sihalelisile...SHINE ...pity u cudnt cama 4 3days damn gal he must have humped u dry gal ...im sure its that kinda pain that u dnt mind ...the one u feel when  a big bazooka enters slowly ..esincenga phela nawe lapho usho ngezwi elincane 
Girl:    Atshoo...*mourning*
Boy:  Yini babe kubuhlungu
Girl:  uhm uhm..Iya--mmm --Haai --Iya --Haai
Boy:  ngiyeke..ngiphume?
  *thrushing slowingly..in-out*
Girl:  pulls guy closer*holding him on the hip......Haai woza maar haai kakhulu neh.....

Chiny
02 Sep 2008 05:26

you neva seem to complain when Harambe talks about his shaggathons, you all seem to just love it and end up sharing your own experiences.....i've had it with these MAIN CHARACTERS, they are all jealous of you Chikita coz their men probably last only last 3min...heheheheheheeh

 THAThing'IKHAVA while these Malemas/Main Characters try to kill me....heheheheh

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:26

@ Nonny- Maar wat is the meaning of ROYAL TREATMENT?
ANSWER______A GUD SHAG
! , so true I hear lady Diana, started 2 seek greener pastures hobaning Prince Charles was depriving her of some lekker Cansi

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:28

SEX........OMG! if you aint doing it right,cums the day you will know yoself then you will becum an addict!......yho mna if there is one thing i love in this world...is SeX...i'd rather be poor,hungry etc maar i must get Sex!!!!!welcome to the wonderful world of sex ChiKITA!!!!!just dont het hooked and yes always remember  to use a condom becoz if you dont....we will see another Article Cursing All Venda People here....LMAO

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:28

@ mabhebeza, hay cha ntombazane cishe wangjulukisa ke manje LOL

Girl: Atshoo...*mourning*
Boy: Yini babe kubuhlungu
Girl: uhm uhm..Iya--mmm --Haai --Iya --Haai
Boy: ngiyeke..ngiphume? *thrushing slowingly..in-out*
Girl: pulls guy closer*holding him on the hip......Haai woza maar haai kakhulu neh....

ROTFLMAOL

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:28

"If this article was written by the main characters, i tell you we will be having 1003 responses by now."
@ Andi01 - hahhahaha haiybo guys, stop it with this main characters thing, angithi we are all izi-sterring here at TVSA. Come now, thathani icyber hug ((((((CYBER HUG))))))

belz
02 Sep 2008 05:28

Hayini guys maan, kutheni ningekho grateful. chikita's article has got so many advantages:

1. You get to talk about mdavazo and venda men in one article, which is dedicated to that, not by going off topic on some blog.

2. You guys are complaining about BB blogs, nasoke iblog!!! nifunani!!

Please lets not ask her ngecondoms, yilife yakhe kaloku. phela urich uchikita, even if engasebenzisanga icondoms, im sure her money is going to take care of her. tyini!!!!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:31

@Chiny- i've had it with these MAIN CHARACTERS, can you mention names before you thathi cover (dont worry u will register as someone else, they will never be able to "eliminate" you LOL)

zolx
02 Sep 2008 05:31

ooh guys angithi on TVSA we are allowed to blog about anything?? even if its personal, so what is Chikita's problem according to you guys? or is it because you guys dont know her or dont normally see her on TVSA???
its unfair guys, because nobody gets nasty on some of u's article lana...

Yerrr, and the last time i checked bloggers liked turning an article into a SEX one and talk about it waya waya..now that you have an article dedicated to it niyacomplaina.. intoni maara!


all the above

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:33

i've had it with these MAIN CHARACTERS, they are all jealous of you Chikita coz their men probably last only last 3min


hehehehe.. Lunch Bar....Obvious!

belz
02 Sep 2008 05:34

LOL mabhebheza!!!! this main character thing is so funny. really, cande i feel you wena Libra. ungabanaki wena chikita basangene laba *in my best Adam voice*

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:34

@ Fara -we will see another Article Cursing All Venda People here....ROTFLMAOL, true dat skhokho

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 05:34

Farai....nah no nihgtmares bosffssssss.. are you still messing with people's minds even now?

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:34

You Critics are spoilling the fun......if we can talk about Zuma surely we can talk about Sex!!!!!!!liv with it!

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:35

always remember to use a condom becoz if you dont....we will see another Article Cursing All Venda People here....

LOL

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:35

(dont worry u will register as someone else, they will never be able to "eliminate" you LOL)
hhahahah Andi01.

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:35

i've had it with these MAIN CHARACTERS, they are all jealous of you Chikita coz their men probably last only last 3min...heheheheheheeh 

tl tl tl, what are you trying to say..LMAO

THAThing'IKHAVA while these Malemas/Main Characters try to kill me....heheheheh

ROFL.. 
there is no main characters lana, Chiny...we are all equal.

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:35

OK, you guys, can anyone tell me, am I one of the "Main Characters", coz I would hate to be an extra, LOL

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:37

always remember to use a condom becoz if you dont....we will see another Article Cursing All Venda People here..

LOL

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:37

if we can talk about Zuma surely we can talk about Sex!!!!!!!

tl tl tl Julius Malema & Zwelinzima Vavi will kill you for JZ wena Farai...

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:38

TDC bofsssssss and  yes im having another radio Interview 2day,not sure about the time yet!!!!YES MAN I LOVE IT WEN PEOPLE FIND ME WIERD!!!!!its wat i do.....hope you understand magic is entatainment hey....you aint seen nothing yet!

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:38

OK back to the article....now u said he is two years younger than you, wow gal, I like gals who believe that age ain't nothing but a number, u go gal.

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:39

Cande my dali mina m not attackin Chikita i want 2knw thina as amabloggers wat is our input in this article becoz most articles( i stand 2b corected) have questions or advice or 4us 2share a similiar expirience manje lena its just teling us how nice Umbhoshongo wemfana womvenda is 4her & only HER......so wat r we suppose 2comment about ???....

this should be able to answer you MAbhebheza

you neva seem to complain when Harambe talks about his shaggathons, you all( i will change this to most of you) seem to just love it and end up sharing your own experiences

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:40

its fine if they kill me...i will be there in the history books.......Patriot!he he he he

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:42

(In Zwelinzima Vavi's voice:, wearing ispectacles, cosatu T-shirt and a black and red cosatu T-shirt)

Comrades, using our next president's name in a dirty article like this is  disgrace and disrespect and will not be tolerated. When will this conspiracy against the ANC president end. Those who plot against him will be tracked down and eliminated.

belz
02 Sep 2008 05:44

LOL Nonny!!! getting back to the topic.

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:45

(In Zwelinzima Vavi's voice:, wearing ispectacles, cosatu T-shirt and a black and red cosatu T-shirt)

Comrades, using our next president's name in a dirty article like this is disgrace and disrespect and will not be tolerated. When will this conspiracy against the ANC president end. Those who plot against him will be tracked down and eliminated.


kwa kwa kwa kwa hahahahahahahahah

you guys are disturbing me from work, i cant resist TVSA ngoku..people are wondering why am i laughing alone.mfxim

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:45

this is good!it reminds me of me ha ha ha ha ha i have a spot for older women!!!!for the same reason....(1) yes they will spoil me rotten as well they do have money(men their age are bussy with the younger chicks......so that makes them safe!)

2nd     they know hos to F&ck  jeeeeesus! you will even learn!

the only dif is the venda part!he he he he yho this is fun!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:45

THAThing'IKHAVA while these Malemas/Main Characters try to kill me

Holly bolony (s**t), i didnt see the Malema part. i change my mind. i would rather be the extra than a Johannes Malemo.

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:46


Reply from: faraimagic 9/2/2008 1:21:34 PM
TDC how did you go yesterday?hope you didn't have nightmares?hi hi hi


Reply from: Toodecent 9/2/2008 1:34:30 PM
Farai....nah no nihgtmares bosffssssss.. are you still messing with people's minds even now?


Reply from: faraimagic 9/2/2008 1:38:13 PM
TDC bofsssssss and yes im having another radio Interview 2day,not sure about the time yet!!!!YES MAN I LOVE IT WEN PEOPLE FIND ME WIERD!!!!!its wat i do.....hope you understand magic is entatainment hey....you aint seen nothing yet! 

Nina nobabili.... go to your GB's please or sms or FB, whatever..... we know by now that you are **Starrings**... ooSkhulu - uKenneth noNgamla...but dont offramp like that on a Venda article... I sense some jealousy...

Chiny
02 Sep 2008 05:47

@Chiny- i've had it with these MAIN CHARACTERS, can you mention names before you thathi cover
ok as you wish ngoba mina anginesabi:
Andi, Carino,Nonny,Awelani(although she's not here now)oh and that Pooky gal ..there i've said it, eliminate me..hihiiiiihiihii



mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 05:47

Mina i want 2see the script writer ..ngoba nje angathi sum bloggers r pullin a Mugabe on the set.....
ningalwi nonke nizovele kwi TV..!!

CUT!!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:48

Haybo chikta nabanye abantwana (i,e xhosa, zulu, tswana, afrikaans, indian & chinese (not sure about the last 2 though)) have big things and can davaza you fro more than 3 hours hawu.

monchooza
02 Sep 2008 05:50

who are the Main characters here....LOL

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:50

@ Chiny - Andi, Carino,Nonny,Awelani(although she's not here now)oh and that Pooky gal ..there i've said it, eliminate me. ROTFLMAOL. 

OK chiny- what have I done to deserve being compared to Julious Malema, of all people.

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:52

Nina nobabili.... go to your GB's please or sms or FB, whatever..... we know by now that you are **Starrings**... ooSkhulu - uKenneth noNgamla...but dont offramp like that on a Venda article... I sense some jealousy...

LMAO, what you trying to say Carino??

oh Chiny nawe, yerrr!!!

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:52

ningalwi nonke nizovele kwi TV..!!
hahahah Mabe's!!!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:53

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:53

i beliv that people who are always Attacking others,Stressed haven't got BONKED in a long time....PLIZ GO GET A SHAG!

carino
02 Sep 2008 05:55

hello Monchyyyy

andi01
02 Sep 2008 05:56

See Chiny, i d rather be speechless than speak bollex, (unlike Julious Malema)

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 05:56

"OK chiny- what have I done to deserve being compared to Julious Malema, of all people."
hahahaha eish nami I am no fan of JM & JZ.....*shaking isihwapha sami & walking away*

I mean I thought I was one blogger who supports most blogs nomatter who wrote them, even now, if u count here my responses are the most. I mean that is so not J.Malema like....LOL

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:57

i beliv that people who are always Attacking others,Stressed haven't got BONKED in a long time....PLIZ GO GET A SHAG! 

and from what i read in this article, i think they need it from a Venda man..

Cande
02 Sep 2008 05:58

poor Julius Malema, where is he? havent heard from him in a while

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 05:59

if it makes you happy...im going  back to work then!!!!!goood people enjoy im outa here!!!!

Charlie Brown
02 Sep 2008 06:00

Wonderful stuff!  I mean what more can get us talking than umdavazo!  But stop hating just because you aint getting none!!!! LOL!!!!!! I know i am green with envy - i need to get laid!  Besides honestly - and everyone has said it here - i am sick and tired of BBA! 

Wena Chikita enjoy yourself and please blog some more and let us know what you have been up to with your man & his special talents! Its a free country - and a free blog site! 

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 06:01

Cande you are a(*)   a star!!!!!!   yes They shud GO GET A GOOG 1hr VENDA SHAG!LMAO!

monchooza
02 Sep 2008 06:03

karino karino.....hows you Carino??
I hope/guess i am an extra not the Main characters here...phela i have a full time job

JudyV
02 Sep 2008 06:04

i truly agree la e TVSA if you are not known, your article is shat on, pple go off topic, ask for the reason of the article.

but if you are main character , everyone just lick ur ass.

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:05

Chiny.. you got it all wrong.. You need to consult the main Mfundi Vundla of this movie, that is kick-s....None of the people on that cast list are the real starrings...and you are very wrong to use the name of Julius Malema in vain like that....
I refuse....

TerryN
02 Sep 2008 06:08

Hey guyz...
Work drives me insane...(u know deadlines on top of deadlines)
I just peep in to see hows everybody...Shoow i couldnt STOP laffing at this: 

they are very well endowed and can tap the living daylights out of a chikita.
Couldn't pee for the next two days, cutchie was on fire. I was also stiff for a coupla days.
My poor cutchie got the shock of it's life. 

ROFLOL @  CHIKITA
Shame poor cutchie...

andi01
02 Sep 2008 06:09

@ Carino,Nonny,Awelani(although she's not here now)oh and that Pooky gal -I say lets get "umshini wam", and get ready to ATTACKK AND ELIMINATE

"One extra on bullet" ma main characters or kanjani???

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 06:09

Chiny.. you got it all wrong.. You need to consult the main Mfundi Vundla of this movie, that is kick-s....
hahahaha kambe this "main character" term was said first by kick-s.

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 06:09

but if you are main character , everyone just lick ur ass.>>> Am new plz name main characters so I know them plz.

andi01
02 Sep 2008 06:11

@ Nonny-I mean I thought I was one blogger who supports most blogs nomatter who wrote them, even now, if u count here my responses are the most. I mean that is so not J.Malema like, true dat sisi (well i guess i am only agreeing with u coz, you are the "main character), thatha karabo moroka thatha"

tha - bang
02 Sep 2008 06:11

U guys r hilarious

Cande
02 Sep 2008 06:11

but if you are main character , everyone just lick ur ass.

huuuuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

faraimagic
02 Sep 2008 06:12

Carino shud i say Carino and Monchooza go to your GB or FB?ha ha ha ha ha  you must never!!

Cande
02 Sep 2008 06:12

Am new plz name main characters so I know them plz.

LMAO

andi01
02 Sep 2008 06:12

Am new plz name main characters so I know them plz. LOL @ TDC, you never cease to amuse me

mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 06:15

Chiny ...Chiny Chiny .....hey hey hey ......HEY

*rolling up  my pencil skirt ( damn its refusing 2go up becoz of amahips) unbottoning my shirt ..showing a glipmse of dem well pumped cleavege ..taking off my peep toe heels.....sweating & mascara rollin down well my blushed cheeks ,,,

Ngibambeni ngizomlimaza u Chiny how can i be not part of Crew ...
Uya ngi costa Chiny manje 
1:my skirt is shwabene & not so tight fitting ( uyazi nawe amafong kong ase Small Str Jozi )
2: Kunzima 2put my R80 peep toe shoes back 2my vuvukele feet & the aircon in this office is nt helping beco when i wore them shoe this morning i put it infront of the heater 4it 2vuleka( stretch) kancane
3: Ngiyazisa nge make-up yam ..dammit dnt u knw luyabiza lodaka...i wont even mention my not so glossy lips ukumemezana nawe CHINY!!

monchooza
02 Sep 2008 06:16

Manje isikhathi sokuhlanya...hlanyani mabloggers

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:17

You can say that again, Cande.... huuuuuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Cande
02 Sep 2008 06:19

LMAO @ Mabhebheza

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:20

I thought I was one blogger who supports most blogs nomatter who wrote them, even now, if u count here my responses are the most

I am LMAO at this statement Nonnzz... coz there you go proving that uyiMain Character vhele.... 
uyazi nawe akho episode iyidlulayo uMiss Moroka engavelanga.....

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 06:20

true dat sisi (well i guess i am only agreeing with u coz, you are the "main character), thatha karabo moroka thatha"
hahahahaha Andi01

Manje isikhathi sokuhlanya...hlanyani mabloggers
Khululeka Monchy....sesiyahlanya!!!!

mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 06:24

JudyV..do u mean sum blockers cyber lick  ass ..shoo im sure their desktop screen sijuza ( drippin) amathi bo!!....

Ag tog Dnt worry JudyV ...*singin* Limini eyeza nakuwe...

Chikita
02 Sep 2008 06:25

We did use condoms, got dry a coupla times, even got tired of reaching for the KY jelly. As for him being a gold digger, I don't know that yet, will cross that bridge when I get to it, now am just enjoying the ride while it still lasts. Oh, he is good looking

I did pee, just kept postponing going to take a leak

Orie
02 Sep 2008 06:27

Chikita, Chikita Chikita.....
What kind of a venda man did u meet??? Gall. He had a point to prove, I am venda and dated a Venda, But Girl,,, Not for an hour, Im sure i kuku yakho was so so so sore since my brothers are gifted.

Let me tell you this... The person you shagged probably had a problem with his pipi and he went somewhere back at home (Venda) to get a prescription.. That thing keeps the man hard for hours however, it takes away his performance and ladies say its painfull. '

Most Venda man are not used to light (toned skin)(vhasadzi vhatswuku, So when they all those Sotho gals, Zulu and the check the Xhosa bums, They just want to jump and do them. BUT, U must know that they ALWAYS have a venda women who is cooking for their mothers and who have 4kids at home. SO U the Gauteng (Musidzana wa makhuwani) You will just be a toy that will be used when pipi yakhe i kgauzelela.. 

B carefull galfriend. U mite as well njoy now..::MAYBE (A BIG MAYBE) he is not like the others

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 06:27

I am LMAO at this statement Nonnzz... coz there you go proving that uyiMain Character vhele....
uyazi nawe akho episode iyidlulayo uMiss Moroka engavelanga.....

@ Carino - hahaha no man, I'm tryna prove trhat I am suppoirtive coz bathi we don't support oma fikizolo. Neway I'm gonna log off for an hour, just so there is a scene without me in it.......LOL

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:31

thatha maOries...and thanks a mill for the much needed clarifications.. ukuphi uAndile manje? ANDI!!!!!! (calling like Maloro calling Puni)

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 06:32


We did use condoms, >>> [Thanks God]>>>got dry a coupla times, even got tired of reaching for the KY jelly. As for him being a gold digger, I don't know that yet, will cross that bridge when I get to it<<<< [There is no such thing as aman called a gold digger, some men needs to be assisted too ;-) ]>>>>>, now am just enjoying the ride while it still lasts>>>> [yeah Life is really short]>>>

Orie
02 Sep 2008 06:33

 @Carino:: Venda man love the warmth (The hate condoms) I dont know y .. i had a man who , everytime he wears a condom his things will get soft (I mean really soft) SO We broke up withougt shagging

Toodecent
02 Sep 2008 06:38

I still wanna know who are the Main Characters please........ anyone?

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:41

I still wanna know who are the Main Characters please........ anyone?

Ok, tdc, the main characters have a yellow star next to their name... thats who the main characters are... now, read your script.

Cande
02 Sep 2008 06:44

Ag tog Dnt worry JudyV ...*singin* Limini eyeza nakuwe...

kwa kwa kwa hahahhahahaaah

edgards
02 Sep 2008 06:46

I m a proud young man from the north,YOU WANNA GET A REAL MAN GET MAN FROM THE NORTH,
YOU WANN SOME REAL LOVIN=GET A MAN FROM THE NORTH
YOU WANNA A SECRET OF GOOD LOVIN -HOLLABACK

Pooky
02 Sep 2008 06:46

ahahahahahahahaahaha ....i have...i have a ...heish  ahana let me leave it

belz
02 Sep 2008 06:48

LOL Orie!!!!!! hahahahahhaahhaha, OMG!!! how did he explain the softness kodwa, did he say straight on uba its the ocndom?

Cande
02 Sep 2008 06:48

hello Edgards * waving & Jumping*

Cande
02 Sep 2008 06:50

ocndom?

wtf Belz?? Carino where are you?

edgards
02 Sep 2008 06:51

HI cande

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:54

LOL

Afrodiva
02 Sep 2008 06:57

we have some serious haters here, I am a silence bloger mara I can't help but notice some of y'all always have claws ready to attack other bloggers *especially if they are unpopular*, Chikitta didn't force anyone to read her blog, so if you don't have anything nice to say about her blog buzz off!  

In other words we have abonqgesta who tell themselves gore baya rocker, whatever they say goes, bull Crap! 

let me continue reading...........

carino
02 Sep 2008 06:59

how did he explain the softness kodwa, did he say straight on uba its the condom?

shem, ungafika kanti umntanabantu has got allergies...

Orie
02 Sep 2008 07:00

@belz.. the guy was so hard during i foreplay nhe.. then it was time to go in when I insisted on the condom, and he was like ohh cum'on babe, I hate condoms, and I saidd nonono,. U betta wear it or else!!!

He was hard hey,  I mean really hard.... The moment he started wearing the manto condom (choice) his thing started to point down, i tried evrything but dat thing hated condoms.. i miss him

carino
02 Sep 2008 07:00

Afrodivoooo Relax, lahv... asilwe, angithi...

mabhebheza
02 Sep 2008 07:07

If ur not a Main character ungu Nqgesta ..LOL!!
Or mayb a Silent blogger...Thatha Classification of \bloggers Thatha.. wonke umuntu ukhona ku script mos...so ke lets stop war ! hih hih hi

Chikita
02 Sep 2008 07:09

Haybo chikta nabanye abantwana (i,e xhosa, zulu, tswana, afrikaans, indian & chinese (not sure about the last 2 though)) have big things and can davaza you fro more than 3 hours hawu.

Askies Andi01, no offence. Mara am irie with 1 hour, 3 hours will just mutilate my poor cutchie

andi01
02 Sep 2008 07:13

ROTFLMAOL @ Orie- He was hard hey, I mean really hard.... The moment he started wearing the manto condom (choice) his thing started to point down, i tried evrything but dat thing hated condoms.. i miss him

andi01
02 Sep 2008 07:15

@ chikita- Askies Andi01, no offence. Mara am irie with 1 hour, 3 hours will just mutilate my poor cutchie not at once kaloku, yhini!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andi01
02 Sep 2008 07:19

@ TDC-I still wanna know who are the Main Characters please........ anyone? 

According to Chiny, Andi, Nonny, Awelani, Carino and Pooky are the main characters aka abo Julious Malema


Afrodiva
02 Sep 2008 07:26

ooh guys angithi on TVSA we are allowed to blog about anything?? even if its personal, so what is Chikita's problem according to you guys? or is it because you guys dont know her or dont normally see her on TVSA???
its unfair guys, because nobody gets nasty on some of u's article lana...

Yerrr, and the last time i checked bloggers liked turning an article into a SEX one and talk about it waya waya..now that you have an article dedicated to it niyacomplaina.. intoni maara!


Oh Thank you Cande!

belz
02 Sep 2008 07:29

LOL!!! Orie, omanto pho, it was probably the manto that caused the diserection, try some other one, like the ones we metnioned on the condom blog!!! Cande!!! carino didnt even notice the spelling and wena ngokuphapha kwakho, eish, lol!!!

monchooza
02 Sep 2008 07:43

@Orie...i ihave a friend who has a problem with condoms aswell...athi when ever he wears one...he goes soft. so he got married fast so that he could have sex...since all his girlfiends did not want to have sex with him without a condom. but yena ke he is Zulu

andi01
02 Sep 2008 07:46

@ Monchooza- i am also allergic to condoms, serious

Maybe the totolozi is claustrophobic, once put inside the plastic it just feel dead, hence the softness. You'l never know with the totolozi's nowadays some are like cellphones, once they enter the tunnel, they loose the network

carino
02 Sep 2008 07:48

i can just imagine umfazi wochomi ka Monchy... Thinking that uyathandwa kanti she just happened to be in the right place at the right time... Crisis Management.

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 07:48

Ok, I've been away & lots of scenes have missed me, so clearly I am not a main character, or should I say, I am no longer a main character........LOL

JustMe
02 Sep 2008 07:49

THE OTHER DAY I WAS READING A BLOGGER'S ARTICLE ABOUT A GAY SHEGGING A MAN (I stand to be corrected) BUT BECAUSE THE BLOG WAS BY THE "main character" IT WAS ENTATAINED! EISH BLOGGERS!!!!!!

zowee
02 Sep 2008 07:52

You'l never know with the totolozi's nowadays some are like cellphones, once they enter the tunnel, they loose the network
...hahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehe Andie01 ndiyaqala ukuhleka ke namhlanje yazi.

andi01
02 Sep 2008 07:59

@JustMe- get your facts straight, the "main characters" have been named and shamed and Harambe isnt one of them, OK kukie

andi01
02 Sep 2008 08:01

@JustMe- get your facts straight, the "main characters" have been named and shamed and Harambe isnt one of them, OK kukie

belz
02 Sep 2008 08:03

hehehehehehehe!!!!

TerryN
02 Sep 2008 08:05

Venda man love the warmth (The hate condoms) I dont know y .. i had a man who , everytime he wears a condom his things will get soft (I mean really soft) SO We broke up withougt shagging...

ROFLOL @ ORIE

JudyV
02 Sep 2008 08:06

andi 01, lose the attitude please!!!

monchooza
02 Sep 2008 08:07

ziyamwa ka mngan wami, ziyawa ka Chikita...Pity she is not here

andi01
02 Sep 2008 08:11

@Judy V- wat bedoel jy, please elaborate. before I smoke matekwane and take "mshini wam", to hunt and eliminate.

Firstdvd
02 Sep 2008 08:12

So much jokes about TOTOLOZIs...kanti kwenzakalani?

Orie
02 Sep 2008 08:17

Tazzzyy, Its not funny, wen u luv some1 and he dumps u bcos u cant have unprotected sex with him...,But Yho yho yho,, he was nicely pig peferct fit for my mouth

Afrodiva
02 Sep 2008 08:18

i truly agree la e TVSA if you are not known, your article is shat on, pple go off topic, ask for the reason of the article.

but if you are main character , everyone just lick ur ass.

Ya JudyV you are soooo right!! 

and yet they are as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. Mnxhim

Nonny
02 Sep 2008 08:23

"and yet they are as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. Mnxhim"
hahahhaa I never knew this matter was so serious, mina I was thinking u guys are joking.

Tshd21
02 Sep 2008 08:25

You guys can be so flippin childish sometimes. 
Why can't you just move on other entertaining articles if you don't like this one? Otherwise don't say isht because everyone is entitled to write an article about whatever topic they like.

If Chikita wants to share her sex endevours, she is entitled to.....If you don't like it, move on....otherwise keep your flipping fingers away from the keyboard or go throw your toys some place full of children who will be entertained...

Constructive criticism yes, ganging up on other bloggers' articles and shutting them down  when writing about whatever topics TVSA allows them....please no.

zowee
02 Sep 2008 08:27

and yet they are as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. Mnxhim

Hayi ziyabila apha

Cande
02 Sep 2008 08:44

You'l never know with the totolozi's nowadays some are like cellphones, once they enter the tunnel, they loose the network

hehehehhehehehheheheheh

and yet they are as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. Mnxhim

kwa kwa kwa kwa hahahahahahahhahha

Hommy
02 Sep 2008 09:09

Cho! You guys know how to spoil a good thing. Chikita luv, its the little things in life that make romance soo lovely. Enjoy the fact that he buys you a slab of beacon chocolate rather than ferrero roche (excuse my spelling). Make it count.

Chikita
02 Sep 2008 09:27

@ Orie, - I knew it! I knew he'd had some mbiza or that ZCC tea, he denied it ofcourse

@ Cande - thanks for the props, didn't abandon my blog, my server was down today. I've checked this trend of bullying off abomafikizolo by those who've been here longer. Maybe it would help to point out what constitutes a good blog and what doesn't and what blogging means

Don't know why you just don't bugger off if you don't like what I write or how I write. So what if my grammar or how I write is not to your taste? What's it to you?

love-ness
02 Sep 2008 13:07

hai hai this story sounds so far fecthed,but who am i to talk after all i wasnt there.

about teh venda guy thing,its true most if not all are gifted in that section of life but having a big thing doenst guarantee good xes. 

its all about how u workit  not how big it is

kick-s
02 Sep 2008 13:49

Guess I missed out on the fun today.

what aka mathata
02 Sep 2008 15:43

Me too.is not the same guy who F*& me he was younger than me too,yooooo mar a na bora ,i ask him is he a  real venda or what,i was lost ka mapaeng.ka phopholetsa ka ba kanna hantle.

Shezi0
03 Sep 2008 06:54

What an experience, i dated 3 venda men only one of them had the package as for the other two haai khona, then i dated two shangaan men iyo iyavaya yu. What i usually do when i got rocked too much is that i take a body washing cloth run boiling water over it and put it there it's painful but after a couple of hours the pain is not so much and you heal within two days try it. 

TerryN
03 Sep 2008 07:06

What i usually do when i got rocked too much is that i take a body washing cloth run boiling water over it and put it there it's painful but after a couple of hours the pain is not so much and you heal within two days try it.

HUH @ Shezi...U DID WHAT???
THEN AFTER TWO DAYS...U GOING BACK FOR MORE?? THINGS LADIES DO FOR LOVE....:-)

tha - bang
03 Sep 2008 07:22

its all about how u workit not how big it is amen loveness

carino
03 Sep 2008 07:38

I disagree.. when its small its just small... even if you can try and do me upside down... its a toothpick, period!

tha - bang
03 Sep 2008 07:56

I disagree.. when its small its just small... even if you can try and do me upside down... its a toothpick, period!
are u talking from xperience c'?

Nonny
03 Sep 2008 08:22

What i usually do when i got rocked too much is that i take a body washing cloth run boiling water over it and put it there it's painful but after a couple of hours the pain is not so much and you heal within two days try it.
OMW............

carino
03 Sep 2008 08:24

are you talking from xperience c?

I've lived life, thabs...

tha - bang
03 Sep 2008 08:35

are you talking from xperience c?
I've lived life, thabs...
no u have my friend.

babyOmuhle
03 Sep 2008 08:36

will live to get me some of dat Venda dose, hv a venda frend, think m goin to call him up to diliver the goods...

babyOmuhle
03 Sep 2008 08:39

will love to get me some of dat Venda dose, hv a venda frend, think m goin to call him up to diliver the goods...

babyOmuhle
03 Sep 2008 08:39

will love to get me some of dat Venda dose, hv a venda frend, think m goin to call him up to diliver the goods...

babyOmuhle
03 Sep 2008 08:41

will love to get me some of dat Venda dose, hv a venda frend, think m goin to call him up to diliver the goods...

babyOmuhle
03 Sep 2008 08:42

will love to get me some of dat Venda dose, hv a venda frend, think m goin to call him up to diliver the goods...

Sugarcandy
03 Sep 2008 08:44

@ Tshd21: Constructive criticism yes, ganging up on other bloggers' articles and shutting them down when writing about whatever topics TVSA allows them....please no. 


I think 1 of the ridiculous nngothos (you know yourselves) must just apply for position ya ho approva diBlogs tsa mo TVSA written by bo Mafikizolo.....................
This is a beautiful site I just wish some of AmaBloggers weren't so nasty..................

@Chikita...........Your blog would have been more than welcomed if it was written by " you know who", ignore the haters and enjoy mochini wa hao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
03 Sep 2008 09:15

@Chiny: ok as you wish ngoba mina anginesabi:
Andi, Carino,Nonny,Awelani(although she's not here now)oh and that Pooky gal ..there i've said it, eliminate me
..WHAT!!!! ri khou dowelana tshika musidzana, go get a shag or sungthing&stop hating girlie. BTW, nathi (the starrings) are not scared of ur sorry a$$. NX!!

Orie
03 Sep 2008 09:28

Hamba Aweee, khavha vhudze hihihihi... Blessed are the ones who date Venda or Shanganii man,, But he must not earn more than you, Otherwise he'll cheat

Toodecent
03 Sep 2008 10:08

Ok to those that complain about the ganging since Cande started by shouting me( akere mgani?) I apologise NOT fot

Toodecent
03 Sep 2008 10:08

Ok to those that complain about the ganging since Cande started by shouting me( akere mgani?) I apologise NOT for anything I

Toodecent
03 Sep 2008 10:08

Ok to those that complain about the ganging since Cande started by shouting me( akere mgani?) I apologise NOT for anything I said

Toodecent
03 Sep 2008 10:10

So nina who ganged up......stop it and apologise.
BTW I wonder WTF is an Ngotho in a humans...!

Pooky
03 Sep 2008 10:31


@Chiny: ok as you wish ngoba mina anginesabi:
Andi, Carino,Nonny,Awelani(although she's not here now)oh and that Pooky gal ..there i've said it, eliminate me..WHAT!!!! ri khou dowelana tshika musidzana, go get a shag or sungthing&stop hating girlie. BTW, nathi (the starrings) are not scared of ur sorry a$$. NX!!


LMAO  Awelani if you only knew

ngwana
03 Sep 2008 10:47

Am i the only one who is still stuck on:
All of this and he was sober, imagine if he was on something. LOL, so I am not the only one here, who has shagged a high on tik mafacka

Andi i am curious

monwy
09 Sep 2008 06:31

r u cyn dat nango vho mushasha?

nandzo
09 Sep 2008 07:30

disagree.. when its small its just small... even if you can try and do me upside down... its a toothpick, period!
I fullu agree ,Once dated this guy, Ir emember waiting for him to come in and the fool was done, Ompone la mafelelo tsatsing leo.

Cande
09 Sep 2008 07:35

SHU, you guys just love talking about SEX...

cleve
09 Sep 2008 07:55

Cande you deserve a gold star. I also did not understand ukuthi why this blog was being dissed. I quite enjoyed reading it.

Chikita dear, Congrats girl. Enjoy him and you desrve it all.

pinkdollar
09 Sep 2008 08:01

And the bloggers scared Chikita away...pls come back and indulge us on your sex escapades with the gifted venda boy..

rhinah
29 Jan 2010 11:23

Reply from Rina

you r a one lucky gal.bt just b careful+use a condom always.as Sugarcandy said above,enjoy mochini wa hao.ndi zwone mani.

Sistalove
21 Jun 2011 10:21

Tjo i couldn't agree more. I'm currently seeing one venda guy myself, and dammit is he well endowed and can last forever. The myth can be certified as fact. And of course yol, no tapping without the wrapping.
Funny how I was just looking for a site to learn venda, but I guess there is definetly more to the culture than just the language.

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 10:40

lol, I heard That!!!

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 11:32

Lol Sistalove. Might as well add my 2cents worth. 
Dated a Venda boy myself a few years ago, and funny enough he was younger than me (about 3 or 4 years) and my oh my!!!!!!! The sex was out of this world! 

And mina no one will scare me away!!!!!

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 11:33

Lol Sistalove. Might as well add my 2cents worth. 
Dated a Venda boy myself a few years ago, and funny enough he was younger than me (about 3 or 4 years) and my oh my!!!!!!! The sex was out of this world! 

And mina no one will scare me away!!!!!

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 12:00

Bathathe Pammie!!! Some women like 'em bigger, and larger!

I never dated a Venda woman ...

but I did date a shangaan woman ...

and she had extra capacity from those she had been with before.

Maya012
21 Jun 2011 12:08

Lol VusiK! @ and she had extra capacity from those she had been with before

I don't necessarily like them bigger cause I truly do believe size doesn't matter. (OK I'm lying, it cant be too tiny but it doesn't have to be absurdly huge), I mean what's the point of having sex with a guy who's too big and you really not enjoying it cause you're hurting.

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 12:13

I don't believe size matters either, because I am a middle of the road guy & can still turn a lady out big time ...

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 12:33

What We'd call "Got her clock cleaned!!!"

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 12:37

Actually, I want to know what makes women fuss about sex that lasts an hour or more ...

what is so out of the ordinary about that ... how long does sex last for most people?

An hour is my minimum requirement ...

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 12:57

Did anyone find out who wrote this article?

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 13:06

Even 30 minutes is an exaggeration we bakwethu

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 13:08

@Maki ... Chilling is great bro ... I chill also ...

I just don't rush to the Orgasm ... and sometimes stop just before ...

if the woman knows her story also, she makes the chilling worthwhile, lol ...

Don't you guys study tantra 7 other techniques ...

Lovemaking takes hours ... not minutes ... with lots of chilling & chatting in between different paces of delivery ...

The most disturbing thing I've encountered here is women's disregard of the importance of kegel exercises and Kegel technique.

But honestly Maki ... Hours ... not minutes ...

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 13:09

Honest Pammie ... My vocabulary is in hours ...

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 13:14

Ai mina I'm talking about straight up *bleep!*. In and out, in and out not making love. 1 hour?

carino
21 Jun 2011 13:24

#Deathby skirpot!

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 13:29

@Pammie ... True ... there is a difference ... *bleep!* ... one orgasm is ok for most ... ten minutes is cool ...

I don't like giving my woman just one orgasm ... I feel like I am not doing the right thing by her ... even in the Wham! situation ... So they also tend to last longer than most ...

But one can't be breaking furniture everyday ... it becomes an expensive habit ...

carino
21 Jun 2011 13:32

#deathby chilling without new release

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 13:37

Yah Maki ... Umphethe u Carino today ... She has died so many times even the cats are applauding

Trublu
21 Jun 2011 13:38

I also think an hr is way too much also. Tazz is right at least 20 - 30 min max. you don want her to dry out lol. I'd love to chat with the author of this article, see how she is doing with her Venda Boy (thats if she hasnt broken any bone from all the shagging)

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 13:44

I want a follow-up ... but I think it is written AKA ...

lol on the broken bones ...

I never experience the no-lube problem ... plus there's always additional lube on the bedside ...

Trublu
21 Jun 2011 13:52

The coz of the no-lube problem is the duration Vusi. Its way too long even concentration is gone. She ends up thinking about her bounced debit orders and a recipe she got from a friend earlier

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 13:54

The concentration matter never crossed my mind Trublu ...

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 14:00

I think I'm dating the wrong kinda men #Thinking Out Loud

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 14:01

*Double Death*

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 14:02

GBPY DeathBy #Trublu

Ntlewame2
21 Jun 2011 14:02

yoh!

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 14:19

We are like Graffiti artists on this wall ... Simply muddying the article with smut!!!

and the owner dare not step up and chase us away because we will know who it is!!!

Trublu
21 Jun 2011 15:14

Pammie why do u think u dating the wrong kind of men>??

bosch
21 Jun 2011 15:40

@VusiK- remember my sad sorry..abt me being sexually starved..I am going out with a wonderful man who makes me sooo happy. He has a slightly below averege sized machine. but, wen we do get to make love...it beautiful. This, i thought was the reason for his low sexual esteem..we used to have sex once a week and its once in two weeks...the last time we tried to have sex his machine failed him..weak erection/falling off erection...he turned 43 not so long ago..

I know i ve asked this before..does this problem come with age?..will it get better? is thr anythn that can be done?

pammie25
21 Jun 2011 15:47

Trublu my men don't make love and I've never felt like making love to any of them. Its just *bleep!* *bleep!* *bleep!* all the way.

Think I need me a love-making man

vinc
21 Jun 2011 16:36

LOL......Taz, where did that come from.

I have heard stories about Venda & Shangaan man not sure if they are true.

Like Vuss said above that he once dated a Shangaan woman and the shoe was just too big for his foot - Does it mean that once you sleep with these man, it has to be your whole life coz the other guys will only test n running for dear life. 

I used to have a Shangaan friend and we lived in a townhouse complex and all the man wanted her and she was giving it to them hey hey. Now she is married to a Venda and very happy. 

Man with a small are boring i can tell you, i used to go out with this man, the sms he sent used to make me want to, and when we met the kisses and tswara-twswara was to die for, until we decided it was time. He seemed to be enjoying himself while i was dying to get outa tha room in the middle of the night. I had to fake illness for him to let go of me and in the morning he kept telling me how good it was and all sweet nothings. I never allowed him to torture me again after that ordeal until we broke off. I am a very small person, imagine he kept telling me that its the right size for me and when we are married, i will enjoy every day. His body was to die for but itotolozi beyingekho,,,, let me go home. c u morrow

VusiK
21 Jun 2011 19:14

@Bosch

I know i ve asked this before..does this problem come with age?..will it get better? is thr anythn that can be done?

if he has shown signs of erectile dysfunction ... it may explain a lot of things on questions you asked last time ...

and no, time and age is not a significant factor ..., however, there is a small decline in performance (I used to be able to go all night when I was Maki's age ... now 3-4 hours are all I can manage ... max (I was going to say 4-5 hrs ... but I am told 3-4 by a snoopy woman who knows better!!!... but hey!!! ... facts count)) medical factors do effect performance ...

There are medical solutions ... but he has to admit the malfunction because men & their dicks are truly Ace Buddies ... the little buddy's failure really messes up the other buddy ...

@Pammie ...

You do have some level of control in this ... slow him down, and you may actually be able to turn sex into love making ...

@Vinc

It is also possible that she had a bit of a stretcher and knew nothing about Kegels ... hence the slipper was not a snug fit for me ... BTW ... Women ... exercise them Kegels ... both your sexual well beings depend on you turning up your sexual consciousness as a matter of life ... not just when you aim to impress ...

ROFLMBAO ... It must be torture to be with a man like that ... Sorry sisi ... But many many men with the to die for bods are totolozi depraved & deprived ... My father used to say as a young man that when they swell everywhere else ... there is a massive vacation of mass where it counts ... hence, the better the body ... the smaller the toti ...

Favoured
22 Jun 2011 11:46

lol kwaaaaa

Mballly
27 Jun 2014 15:28

You go girl

guinea
08 Feb 2016 12:09

hmmm...though big cock can be a serious deal, i enjoy the intense side of love hey...i prefer my man to get lost in my world...i mean im a venda lady and ive dated one or two v.guys buh all of em were lacking that love related thing u knw...u hv to always ask yourself if the dude love you or nahh...aint got time for that sh*t..they aint that talented in showing how they really feel..am just happy that chikita is over the moon..enjoy the ride girly


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