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Manly insticts....

Written by mentalcase from the blog LOL with mentalcase... on 19 Nov 2008
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A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla
enclosure.

Says the woman: ' Mark , do you know that gorillas are
the only animals which resemble men in their
behavior???

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as
men do'.

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough
the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars
of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

'See - says the woman - 'Now I know why you react the
way you do, men can't control their animal instincts
just like gorillas can't'.

Says Mark : 'Now expose both breasts and let us see
what happens'.

The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now desperately trying to
escape from the enclosure.

Says Mark : 'This is incredible, now pull your skirt
up, turn around

and expose your bum to it and let us see what will
happen'!!!

The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum
to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks
free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts
yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: ' Mark , what do I do now? Please,
help me'!!!

Mark replies: 'Now give it one of the excuses that you
usually give me:

That you don't feel like it

That you have a headache

That you're tired

That your throat is aching

That it is still too early

That I must understand you as a woman

That you are depressed

That you are in one of those days

That you are having a very busy week

That all you need is just to cuddle up

That you're tensed up

That you have to wake up very early tomorrow

That you woke up very early today

That you walked for long and your feet are aching

That caresses and hugs is all that you want today

That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good
massage to make you relax

That you feel like watching TV

That you don't wanna miss the soapies

That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you
can't move and spoil your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it
understands, if you can
persuade it, then I promise you that from today on
I'll accept your
excuses'!



42 Comments

carino
20 Nov 2008 10:44

Askies????

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 10:49

*sigh*

awelani
20 Nov 2008 10:51

Mentalcase for real

lepogo
20 Nov 2008 10:51

Dear Santa,
Is it bloody possible that for the next 2 months we not have to read anything about relationships?Or emails disguised as articles????

Please be nice,

Regards,

Lepogisto

Cande
20 Nov 2008 10:56

Lepogo santa will struggle to make that wish come true, because he will still have to send some people to Wiskoppies first...

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 10:57

Is it bloody possible that for the next 2 months we not have to read anything about relationships?Or emails disguised as articles????
I wish the same Lepogisto *love the remix to ur name*, can't we just end 2008 on a good note.

myname
20 Nov 2008 10:58

I wish my boss could just shut-up im so tired of listening & im not in a mood 2 talk. I luv your name Lepogisto

myname
20 Nov 2008 10:59

Sori Nonza i just saw ur reply. From now on he is Lepogisto

carino
20 Nov 2008 11:04

Love the name Lepogisto, too.... 

Yes, please... can Santa please send Orie's Crystal-eyed demon to everyone (except for The Observer) that writes a love-story....

lepogo
20 Nov 2008 11:06

@carino,
waitsi ke eng nee ,ke dicomment like yours that make such articles have more replies than they deserve......

Im sure even Nonny wouldnt have cum with such a gem...

Im bookmarkng this just for the sarcastic jibes......

maybe we might as well have a competition ya di jibes...

witty lady
20 Nov 2008 11:07

OH HELL NO!! kanti ga re sa na bakwadi naa?

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 11:09

Yes, please... can Santa please send Orie's Crystal-eyed demon to everyone (except for The Observer) that writes a love-story....
hahahhahahhahahahha kwa kwa kwa kwa

Pooky
20 Nov 2008 11:10

ezibhlungu azpheli.....

dali
20 Nov 2008 11:11

lepogisto - then ill also change mine to dalisto i luv it !!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
20 Nov 2008 11:14

LMAO @ Pooky

Pooky
20 Nov 2008 11:16

lepogisto - then ill also change mine to dalisto i luv it !!!!!!!!!!! 

i also feel like a change yazz, hhmm how about  laPookelisto....lol

awelani
20 Nov 2008 11:18

Izolo when sending my wish-list to Santa, i sed from Awisto aka Elfisto, and y'all didnt say a thing and now Lepogo is Lepogisto and y'all are cyber drooling @ him Nxa, Nxa, Nxa, Nxa, Nxa  Y, is it coz um a gal,,,,

awelani
20 Nov 2008 11:20

Att: to every1 who wants to change their name to end with "isto", u need to get permission from me 1st,,, u such copy cats,,,     :)

dali
20 Nov 2008 11:22

i like elfisto happy now, awisto no no how about awelisto......

Pooky
20 Nov 2008 11:24

LOL@ Elfisto,just a pity i didnt have a chance to read that article Awisto adawise i would have commented on the name change....Howzit by the way gal, long time no write, am in half day na vandag so just popping in to block....

Best-Achiever
20 Nov 2008 11:25

Elifisto i have sent you pics for Zwai's wedding

WhiteSockGirl
20 Nov 2008 11:29

re: ALL COMMENTS ABOUT LOVE STORIES AND RELATIONSHIPS

Kindly do note that I have joined TVSA to write my articles at the time when we still had to pay to be gold members. I used to write for TashiTagg at the time and Tashi and Luke informed us that they are closing the TT website but we are welcome to join TVSA at a certain fee.

Before I moved my blog to TVSA, I wrote to Tashi and Luke and asked them if I would be allow to continue my blog in the same manner. They agreed.

Thus, do note that I got my permission from the owners themselves. It seems as if some of you under the impression that you are somehow the owner of the website, and I perceive your regular comments and stabs about the topics of the articles on the website as arrogant and offensive. As a regular writer of articles which rarely has something to do with TV, I am really offended by the endless contradicting comments.

I will gladly remove my blog and move it to anther website if the real owners of the site asked me to do so.

Please do direct objections about my blog and its contents to the owners of the site, and if they chose to remove my blog, I will do so.

In the meantime, I will continue to write my Love Story. You can just ignore it. I do not write to please anyone on this website, I do it for my own selfish pleasure. No-one is forced to open the links to my blog. You have the choice to ignore it.

myname
20 Nov 2008 11:31

Askis Awisto oka Elfisto uElf

lepogo
20 Nov 2008 11:32

well WSG,except for your wonderful,soppy and great stories........happy now????

WhiteSockGirl
20 Nov 2008 11:34

well WSG,except for your wonderful,soppy and great stories........happy now????

@lepogo:
  I stated my opinion, you need to be sarcastic...

dali
20 Nov 2008 11:35

en nou??????????????

mabhebheza
20 Nov 2008 11:53

.........soes waar neh.........!!

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 15:21

OMG I didn't even know this was taken so serious, mina my laughing was just coz know Carino and am sure she stated the "soppy love story blogs comment" in a joking manner. Gosh we really need a licence to joke at tvsa, people are always ready to take things personal.

mentalcase
24 Nov 2008 15:03

Poor unemployed me....I havent been able to blogg for a while.Sadly...no-one enjoyed the joke.You ppl are more crazy than me.And you WSG.Maybe you didnt notice who the author of tha blogg is.Thought you hated my guts...
Anyway if I come across some joke I wanna share I will do so again...I nevr claimed that I am some High whatever article writer.I just hope some likeminded pps will enjoy my not-so-original articles and be polite by discussing the articles too while skennering about other stuff.And I agree with you about one thing...no one is forced to read your articles...which is why I will not be caught dead reading and worse of all writing an essay comment thing on your blogg......
To the others...please try to comment on the jokes
Ps: Otherwise I will take my blogg somewhere else whether the authorities beg me to stay(in WSGz cybervoice...never wish to hear her real voice.)
Please ppl, find me a job ndizoblegga waya-waya nam....Ndiyanithanda nonke bakhaya bam.Phofu nabanye ndiyabathanda...nabo bangandithandiyo ndiyabathanda........Khanitsho....nicingba ndiyindoda or umfazi?

'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness.'

awelani
24 Nov 2008 15:08

TheLady
24 Nov 2008 15:12

anybody know anywhere else I can spend the 8 hours at? besides FB and myspace(which is dead by the way)?

 

felfel
24 Nov 2008 15:29

Am i the only one who is soo damn bored nje in general, dammit i can't take it, i wanna go home to the Cape and just sleep through xmas and New Year till i have to come back to work............i'm even playing Celine Dion and listening Brown Stone's howling...............daaaaang

mentalcase
24 Nov 2008 15:03

Poor unemployed me....I havent been able to blogg for a while.Sadly...no-one enjoyed the joke.You ppl are more crazy than me.And you WSG.Maybe you didnt notice who the author of tha blogg is.Thought you hated my guts...
Anyway if I come across some joke I wanna share I will do so again...I nevr claimed that I am some High whatever article writer.I just hope some likeminded pps will enjoy my not-so-original articles and be polite by discussing the articles too while skennering about other stuff.And I agree with you about one thing...no one is forced to read your articles...which is why I will not be caught dead reading and worse of all writing an essay comment thing on your blogg......
To the others...please try to comment on the jokes
Ps: Otherwise I will take my blogg somewhere else whether the authorities beg me to stay(in WSGz cybervoice...never wish to hear her real voice.)
Please ppl, find me a job ndizoblegga waya-waya nam....Ndiyanithanda nonke bakhaya bam.Phofu nabanye ndiyabathanda...nabo bangandithandiyo ndiyabathanda........Khanitsho....nicingba ndiyindoda or umfazi?

'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness.'

awelani
24 Nov 2008 15:08

TheLady
24 Nov 2008 15:12

anybody know anywhere else I can spend the 8 hours at? besides FB and myspace(which is dead by the way)?

 

felfel
24 Nov 2008 15:29

Am i the only one who is soo damn bored nje in general, dammit i can't take it, i wanna go home to the Cape and just sleep through xmas and New Year till i have to come back to work............i'm even playing Celine Dion and listening Brown Stone's howling...............daaaaang

mentalcase
25 Nov 2008 19:01

felfel, did my 'article' bore you that much or is it something else?Your replys made me think yous got a sense of humour.

P/s: The sentence below is just my motto....or rather one of my mottos.Some people take offense, its just what I believes in....


'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness.'

mentalcase
25 Nov 2008 19:01

felfel, did my 'article' bore you that much or is it something else?Your replys made me think yous got a sense of humour.

P/s: The sentence below is just my motto....or rather one of my mottos.Some people take offense, its just what I believes in....


'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness.'

felfel
26 Nov 2008 11:01

it's the end of year fever mentalcase i just can't handle it.......

felfel
26 Nov 2008 11:01

it's the end of year fever mentalcase i just can't handle it.......

mentalcase
26 Nov 2008 15:27

Theres nothing better than putting others first, felfel.Do you think you can manage to make me laugh....I so need it.Thats what it takes for me to get thru the day...so...bring it on.

'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness.'

mentalcase
26 Nov 2008 15:27

Theres nothing better than putting others first, felfel.Do you think you can manage to make me laugh....I so need it.Thats what it takes for me to get thru the day...so...bring it on.

'We are all mad but we differ in the degree of madness.'


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