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Dumbest Moment

Written by Mambox from the blog Ezami lezi... on 04 Dec 2008
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Cnglemother 12/3/2008 1:00:06 AM

Hayibo BA she died?atleast my wetdreams have realmen not things.any1 who needs impepho should holler at me i bring a stash every 3mnths from ezilalini for chasing away imimoya emibi.

My friends an I were in high school. I went to a girls school in Durban...At the end of grade 11 my friends and I decided that we wanted to go to Joburg and rob a bank. A friend of ours Nolitha said she'd go to Transkai and she'll bring umuthi that we were gonna take to make ourselves invisible.

She came back in january when schools opened and she had a Muti looking thing...sort of like bits from trees mixed with sand.

Some how our little bright plan never surfaced....When we were in matric I asked about where she got umuthi from...she told me it's something she had mixed herself. It was all a big joke for her.

Imagine if we had gona ahead and took a bus to jozi...6 determined grade 11 girl from Durban....How dumb was that????

We were all from well to do families and went to a good multiratial school....i really don't know what came over us.

Bloggers come and share some of your/ a friend/ or anyone you knows Dumbest moments

29 Comments

dali
04 Dec 2008 08:35

TheLady
04 Dec 2008 08:41

LOL Boikanyo!!!

Anyway you guys didn't do it mos.

Cande
04 Dec 2008 08:41

he eh ehe ehehehhehh tl tl tl lt

Boikanyo
04 Dec 2008 08:51

@dali,stop stalking the blog!!!!!

tha - bang
04 Dec 2008 08:52

lol @ Boikanyo

Nonny
04 Dec 2008 08:54

*sigh*

dali
04 Dec 2008 08:56

dali
04 Dec 2008 08:57

Boikanyo let me be its my 1st time doing this and im enjoying it.

Boikanyo
04 Dec 2008 09:02

<<Boikanyo let me be its my 1st time doing this and im enjoying it. >>>
knock yourself out ,thats probably the dumbest you have ever done.

dali
04 Dec 2008 09:06

dali
04 Dec 2008 09:07

ill knock myself out alright ill ignore the dumbest thing comment though.

GML
04 Dec 2008 13:45

I remember going to Enerdale for the firat time. My parents had registered my sister and me at No8 (that's the schools name). We also had a friend who was registered there. on the first day of school we were told that there was not enough spece for all kids and that we were gonna be seperated. So we were, I went to George Street, my sister went to Mid Ennerdale and my friend went to Spectrum.
Buses used to rotate from my friends school, to mine then my sisters (we didnt know that.) We thot we had to meet at No 8 to catch the bus there. So we all walked from our schools only to find the area quite with no people what so ever. No buses. We were left behind. My sister being the eldest started crying then we all followed suit and cried.
Only later we decided to go to the train station (we had no idea where that was).

Eish. We were so dumb coz we all saw the buses at our schools but never thought of taking any bus until we got to No 8.

Toxic
04 Dec 2008 14:05

LMAO GML, it's so funny cause i know all those schools and just thinking of the distance you guys walked (especially the one from spectrum) cracks me up!

GML
04 Dec 2008 14:16

@Toxic: I know hey. We really walked. Eish we also missed the mahala bus.

mabhebheza
04 Dec 2008 15:12

Very funny Blog ....hahaha
I was in Sab A & my class teacher told us 2bring our parents or ur siblings to school the following day. In the morning i told my mom she told me she has 2go 2work i told my sista she said " I cant bangozenyela ababoni ukuthi ngiyafunda"

Next day @skul all my classmates parents were present so my classteacher asked me
Teacher: Uphi mamakho..?
Me:Umama usemsembezini
Teacher: Usista wakho?
Me: uthe ningazonyela animboni ukuba uyafunda

TerryN
04 Dec 2008 15:16

Mabhabheza...HELLO *waving like a lunatic*
can we talk?

belz
04 Dec 2008 15:17

ROFLMAO @ mabhe, and why did you say that, could you not come up with something, hahahahahahhahaha!!!

thsere
04 Dec 2008 15:21

@ Mabhebheza LoL.

Reggie
04 Dec 2008 15:22

are there any muthi's in T'kei? lol i guess u'd find such things in KZN

Toxic
04 Dec 2008 15:25

LOL Mabhe!!

Shuga babe
04 Dec 2008 15:53

Mabhebheza, u remind me of my primary days. Every Fridays on assembly our teachers read out invites for the community weddings or unveiling. So there was this letter where mr Ndlovu read it and pass it on to the following teacher, he said “ Mam please read this letter for me I can’t read it without my glasses” Mam Zuma read the letter “Mr Funelinjani Mathangetshitshi Ntombela” yoooooo we all LMAO @ the name. Only to find out it was my friend’s father

Funelinjani (which one u want)
Mathangetshitshi (Virgin’s thigh)
Ntombela (is a surname)

mjj
04 Dec 2008 17:08

R you sure you went to a multiracial school?????? - That's my dumbest moment!!!!!!!LOL

andi01
04 Dec 2008 17:08

lol @ Shuga babe-

suzzy82
04 Dec 2008 23:15

Teacher: Uphi mamakho..?
Me:Umama usemsembezini
Teacher: Usista wakho?
Me: uthe ningazonyela animboni ukuba uyafunda,kwa,,kwa,,kwa,,kwaaaaaaaa tl,tl,tl,tl,tl,tl,

Mambox
05 Dec 2008 09:52

Mabhebheza!!! for real now kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!

monchooza
05 Dec 2008 10:12

back in STD 3 our teacher gave us a zulu sentence and said we must translate and write it in english....

zulu sentence: uMzwakhe usiza umamakhe ngoku pheka.
enden one girl's answer was:-

girl's answer: His house is helping his mother to cook.

mabhebheza
10 Dec 2008 15:55

Tazzy sorry dear just so this now u want us 2talk holler @my PM neh

Cande
10 Dec 2008 16:00

LOL@ monchooza

PY
10 Dec 2008 16:48

My pre-primary school principal calls me ...."Bherana" (a little bear)...when i asked her where does that name comes from....she said that I used to wear a red jacket (udlamini)...when its cold, so i looked like a little 'bear with my red jacket on....when i asked my mom 'bout this jacket....she went through the old clothes and showed it to me...yho i LOL
My principal would carry on telling me that...during lunch time u used to come to me & asked to go home coz u wanted to eat ur "mvubo" (fine pap with sour milk/ amasi)...LMAO

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