IS IT JUST SEX?

Tshd21
04 Dec 2008 19:34

Your friend should learn the difference between Love and Sex.........

Beyonce
04 Dec 2008 20:00

Just a quick question before I proceed... What is to CORRESS?

mjj
04 Dec 2008 20:05

Just a quick question before I proceed... What is to CORRESS? kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.......Let me watch SCD

Onna
04 Dec 2008 20:08

Hawu,Bey im sure she mis spelled. @Zi,tell her hes just not that into her.

Luksta
05 Dec 2008 08:41

he just ups and leaves you like that,as if to say thank you madam hope to see you again,nice doing business with you.
She must start charging!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 08:43

LMAO @ CORRESSS, thatha TVSA Ingrish thatha..........LOL

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 08:49

<<<<<<<<<LMAO @ CORRESSS, thatha TVSA Ingrish thatha..........LOL>>>
eish thats the Queen's language bafwethu, is big **mathata!** with Leon Schuster accent

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 08:50

Ziphe, your friend watches too many movies, reads too much Mills and Boon and must stop analysing men's actions after the deed. She's even lucky to be having sex nje on a regular basis. Check out the sales of vibrators to find out what i mean.

As for CORRESS, LMAO!!!

Toodecent
05 Dec 2008 08:52

Yah sex is soo overrated.... so sad.

belz
05 Dec 2008 08:59

hihihihihihihi Bey, to coress is to caress. Yes Tshidi, she should. kwakwakwa Luksta.

Strolicious
05 Dec 2008 09:03

does she gain something like money wise,bam bhejela....is the sex good ,she must just enjoy ...or she must tell da guy how she feels.....maybe da guy will change...

mjj
05 Dec 2008 09:10

Luksta usile wena.....

Can the people i got tickets for the Bloem Concert write an article and say THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! SBAM??????

Mo i got your mail - you are welcome...

She's even lucky to be having sex nje on a regular basis - Black people create their own DRAMA AND expect others to entertain them....nx.......she's getting adn should be happy unlike Feza adn myself.....we are both on some gravel patch.....

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 09:12

she's getting adn should be happy unlike Feza adn myself.....we are both on some gravel patch.....

LMAO!!!

belz
05 Dec 2008 09:14

ROFL!!!!!!! mjj.

She's even lucky to be having sex nje on a regular basis. Check out the sales of vibrators to find out what i mean> LMAO!!!!

EAP
05 Dec 2008 09:16

When it comes to your life, your heart you need to be selfish and be firm. Kgale re jewa o kare re marotho bathong, stop being a victim of such things. Most of the time we know what's going we just chosse to believe otherwise, at what cost? She was alive before she met him and she'll do just fine once she gets over him. Don't settle for less than what you are worth

WhiteSockGirl
05 Dec 2008 09:17

Your friend should learn the difference between Love and Sex.........

I agree with Tshd21,... huge difference between love and lust!

Cande
05 Dec 2008 09:21

Kgale re jewa o kare re marotho bathong

LOL

Where is the toes article MJJ???

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 09:21

Eish man, abo mama bethu nabo baba bethu had no time for this CORRESSING business. when it was done, it was done. Don't know why we are so easily influenced by what other men do to their partners.

Ziphe, does her man treat her well in all other areas of the relationship?

mjj
05 Dec 2008 09:25

I don;t know Cande......wasn't Carino suppose to write it......

belz
05 Dec 2008 09:29

LOL!!! Toxic, its these movies that we watch, somehow we beleive that after sex you have to sleep on your partners chest or whatheva, but then if its just sex there is no reason for this, just get up and go, the deed is done mos.

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 09:34

True wena Belz. Futhi after the deed mina all i want to do is clean myself up, why prolong the process? It's not even comfortable sleeping on a man's chest!

andi01
05 Dec 2008 09:37

he has no love for her, none whatsover, lutho nje, teh sooner she realises that the better

Cody
05 Dec 2008 09:38

Tl tl tl,LOL,Kwa@ Luksta,Toxic, Belz Mjj!!!!

Cody
05 Dec 2008 09:41

the Non-Corressing thing is not on!!!! lenna i need to be Corresssed!!! She knows what to do. dont advise her anymore she can feel it mos. A woman's insticts are very powerfull!

ngwana
05 Dec 2008 09:44

It's not even comfortable sleeping on a man's chest! >>> LOL, I know!

Sometimes as girls we mistake a regular booty call for a relationship.

Bra Bizza
05 Dec 2008 09:44

she must do the same and see the guy's reaction

andi01
05 Dec 2008 09:45

My cuzin told me gister that she wad dating this guy, and they were davazing, so she took his hand (tryin to tell him he needs to put a finger inside), yhoo the gys refused saying "soze ndisfake nditya ngaso esisandla" ( i wont put my finger there, i use this hand to eat)

Sana Lwam
05 Dec 2008 09:45

Wethu it is just sex, she must enjoy it qha ke. What was the agreement in the first place???

Sana Lwam
05 Dec 2008 09:47

LOL @andi

belz
05 Dec 2008 09:48

It's not even comfortable sleeping on a man's chest> kwa kwa kwa Toxic, yes and some of these man want to fall asleep jsut after the deed, why would i want to be coressed by someone who's rushing to nap, and some like Pooky or is it Preshii's man fall asleep even with the thing still inside. zipphe, just tell her to clean herself up, LOL Tox, and vamoos.

LM
05 Dec 2008 09:49

ROTFLMBCAO....hi hi hi hi, le mpolaela eng hle (why are you killing me, heh)..

Kgale re jewa o kare re marotho bathong: kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!

she's getting adn should be happy unlike Feza adn myself.....we are both on some gravel patch..... huwiiiiii!

he just ups and leaves you like that,as if to say thank you madam hope to see you again,nice doing business with you. your friend should come back to planet earth, LOL.
After my last s...x session the brada man said 'thanks baby'' and I was okaaayy (at least thanx babe came after a long bonding n CORESSING session) .... next time I need to practice what one blogger did...ask him how much he has in his wallet and tell him what he will get for that amount....so yah Luksta, I'll be charging for my services...*cough cough*

Cande
05 Dec 2008 09:49

You friend watches too much romantic movies, she needs to watch porn movies and see

blueroze
05 Dec 2008 09:51

It's not even comfortable sleeping on a man's chest! kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa wa tla wa mphetsa mo.....Tox

Bra Bizza
05 Dec 2008 09:51

Sometimes as girls we mistake a regular booty call for a relationship.....i dont think women understand the concept of booty calls....it means no emotions involved ok ladies!!!

belz
05 Dec 2008 09:55

LMAO, yes Cande, i totally agree.

Bizza: i echo your sentiments man, people dont understand, but have you guys noticed that if its the lady in charge of the booty call, guys look like their world is ending, somehow i feel guys always want to do this booty call thing, or maybe they just dont understand the concept, Bizza, i dont know why people love getting involved kangaka.

Bra Bizza
05 Dec 2008 10:00

i would die to get a woman to dominate...you guys are too shy...this concept applies to both men and women...he mustn't feel bad if you're in the lead....that arrangement would be supper for me Belz

belz
05 Dec 2008 10:04

Noted Bizza, LOL!!!

tracy
05 Dec 2008 10:10

@Toxic-True wena Belz. Futhi after the deed mina all i want to do is clean myself up, why prolong the process? It's not even comfortable sleeping on a man's chest!
unamanga uyazi it is so comfortable when you enjoy each other's company you must try it you will enjoy it.

Foxy gal
05 Dec 2008 10:12

Noted Bizza, LOL!!!
LOL@ belz.......thatha belz thatha!!!!!

So Zi u said it yo friend who's having this dilema......are u sho it's not you!!?? just asking....don't b shy girrrll!!

Cody
05 Dec 2008 10:13

i would die to get a woman to dominate

Thjesa Bra B!!!!!

mrsgumede
05 Dec 2008 10:17

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 10:24

She must also up and leave after the deed, just to see what he'll say! If the deed is not good-tell him ukuthi uzochama ngendlela(he'll come on his way out your door)

carino
05 Dec 2008 10:25

i dont think women understand the concept of booty calls....it means no emotions involved ok ladies!!!

wow... **mouth wide open* we need more honest men like you, BraBizza...

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 10:26

Haai guys give the gal a break I THINK CORESS = CARESS!!! kwa kwa kwa lol to infinity CORESSS BOSFSS!!

Maybe tshwanetse go be le show ya SO U THINK UR ENGLISH IS DA BOMB!!
sejatlhapi se, le ga le se tlile ka dikepe

carino
05 Dec 2008 10:28

Just a quick question before I proceed... What is to CORRESS?

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa LOL

Cande
05 Dec 2008 10:30

LOL @ Mrsgumede..
kwa kw akw awkwa
there is something about the name

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 10:30

@ Belzito, eeish besides some of the chests are very uncomfortable..... some ke masapo, o utlwa rib cage fela....some have this scratchy curly hair, so hae ngiyabonga mina!!

carino
05 Dec 2008 10:31

"soze ndisfake nditya ngaso esisandla"

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa LOL

sponono
05 Dec 2008 10:34

Off-topic Nonny...do you remember the time when we used to call fore-play..uku-romencer

"eish leyangane ngayiromensa yaze yancanywa.." or if we saw copules "coressing" we'd say yini na-romensana phambi kwethu...LOL

belz
05 Dec 2008 10:36

If the deed is not good-tell him ukuthi uzochama ngendlela(he'll come on his way out your door)> LMAO till Mandoza can speak English properly!!!

Witty: CTFU!!!!

andiswa: stop it people, yho!!!

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 10:37

@ Belzito, eeish besides some of the chests are very uncomfortable..... some ke masapo, o utlwa rib cage fela....some have this scratchy curly hair, so hae ngiyabonga mina!!

true!!!!! And when you wake up the next morning, feels like something happened to your arm or neck.....ngiyabonga nami!

*do you see that?

belz
05 Dec 2008 10:38

Sponono: someone i know still uses that word, it really does still exist, i think its better than ukucorresa. Good to see you!!!!

mjj
05 Dec 2008 10:40

i would die to get a woman to dominate...you guys are too shy... I would love to comment on this line, maar as you all know i'll be able to do justice once Feza adn I hook up.....LOL

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 10:40

LMAO till Mandoza can speak English properly!!!

kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!

Cande
05 Dec 2008 10:43

LMAO till Mandoza can speak English properly!!!

Ooh Belz nkosi yami, where do u get all ur lines..kwakwkakakkwkwkkakwkak

Foxy gal
05 Dec 2008 10:43

LMAO@ Ukuromensa........ukucorresa........

faraimagic
05 Dec 2008 10:43

*Helloooo everyone*........well let me read this...i saw the word SEX then i became very curious,you know me and sex are like an Item,let me read!

carino
05 Dec 2008 10:46

Hello, farai....

Foxy gal
05 Dec 2008 10:47

True Cande girl.... there's really something in da name
kwa kwa kwa..........

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 10:50

Hi farai!!

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 10:52

Foxy, where have you been girl?

sponono
05 Dec 2008 10:53

belz...I had to come back afta reading that Feza drama...I thought TVSA is back...LOl

true!!!!! And when you wake up the next morning, feels like something happened to your arm or neck.....ngiyabonga nami

Toxic...we guys also go thru that..where you put your head on my stomach/chest..and at first I find it flattering and makes me feel like you belong there..but afta five to ten minutes of holding my breath...I can't tell you to move so I'll be stuck in that position while you're going on and on about something meanwhile i just want you to move your big weaved or permed head off my chest..and the next morning I have chest pains...(this applies to the skinny type not abosgora...LOL).phew the things we do for love

faraimagic
05 Dec 2008 10:53

Ok im done...well from my View....why do women think sex is an excuse of love....Cumon Sex is for two people or more neh?so why dont you enjoy the moments coz clearly there is no love apa!!!!And HE is not having sex with your frend...they are Just Fu#&king(coz she always agrees)..And until women get it thru their heads that sex is not an achivement but its a genetic lottery,maybe just maybe they wud stop sulking!!!!

belz
05 Dec 2008 10:54

i just want you to move your big weaved or permed head off my > hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Foxy gal
05 Dec 2008 10:57

@Toxic....I've been on martenity leave girl just came back last month on a load of work ,so i don't blog as b4.....missed u though :)

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 10:59

I can't tell you to move so I'll be stuck in that position while you're going on and on about something meanwhile i just want you to move your big weaved or permed head off my chest..and the next morning I have chest pains

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eish Spo, that's flippin funny!

andi01
05 Dec 2008 11:01

There are things we need to know Men- wants sex and women want affection. In this regard the compromise isnt needed. let your men f**k, you and buy your self a huge teddy bear, to coress all night OK.

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 11:09

Andi01-the teddy bear won't coress me! This woman needs to find love, coz clearly she doesn't understand the booty call arrangement.

Bra Bizza
05 Dec 2008 11:13

he next morning I have chest pains...(this applies to the skinny type not abosgora...LOL)......eish thats me my man

carino
05 Dec 2008 11:14

@ Sponono... ROFLMAO...

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 11:17

U guys a funny-o LMAO!!!

So ladies still perm their hair??? Spo.... ihihihi!!!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 11:18

...(this applies to the skinny type not abosgora...LOL).phew the things we do for love

let your men f**k, you and buy your self a huge teddy bear, to coress all night OK.

Sponza & Andi01, u guys kill me.....kwa kwa kwa that was really funny.

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 11:19

So ladies still perm their hair??? Spo.... ihihihi!!!
Oh yes they do, the easy waves type of perm that leaves pillows with a big 2010 soccer ball stain.

andi01
05 Dec 2008 11:30

Ladies what are we to do if our men treat us like this- dumb the mafacka, kick his black arse back to Kenya and find someone who will coress you, girl life's 2 short, dont settle for anything. hu- ha-a a nigga who wont coress, in this day and age, where de f**k is he from??, kwaBhaca????

blueroze
05 Dec 2008 11:30

that leaves pillows with a big 2010 soccer ball stain.
yoh! yoh!
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
lona mara guys are seriuosly funny...
you funnier than koko wa ko polokwane o neng a tlhobola ko SYTURF

happy friday to you all......

Cande
05 Dec 2008 11:33

big 2010 soccer ball stain.

tl tl tltl tl tl kwa kwa kwa

andi01
05 Dec 2008 11:34

If he aint coressing you, he definetely is coressing somebody else, so amigo please, wake up and smell de semen, after all that’s all he gives you.

belz
05 Dec 2008 11:35

big 2010 soccer ball stain>>> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

andi01
05 Dec 2008 11:37

A friend of mine has that kind of problem - if its you, u can be honest u know, we have much bigger problems tahn you

Cody
05 Dec 2008 11:38

wake up and smell de semen,

ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 11:39

A friend of mine has that kind of problem - if its you, u can be honest u know, we have much bigger problems tahn you
kwa kwa kwa I love ur straight talk, I noticed people like using "my friend" even when they mean "myself"

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 11:39

andi01<<wake up and smell de semen, after all that’s all he gives you>>> kwa kwa kwa kwa kwaa!!!

faraimagic
05 Dec 2008 11:40

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 11:46

Oh yes they do, the easy waves type of perm that leaves pillows with a big 2010 soccer ball stain

LMAO!!!!

Lex
05 Dec 2008 11:47

@ TDC - sex is overrated I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE ON THAT BOFFSSS (not that I dont enjoy it)

Foxy gal
05 Dec 2008 11:49

If he aint coressing you, he definetely is coressing somebody else, so amigo please, wake up and smell de semen, after all that’s all he gives you.

Hawu kodwa Andi yini ngamatshe nkos'yam!!! LOL

andi01
05 Dec 2008 11:54

Hawu kodwa Andi yini ngamatshe nkos'yam!!! LOL -
de truth shall set me free from the chains, of hoping a man who doesnt care enough to coress you will one day love you. never maqabane never.

Cande
05 Dec 2008 11:54

@ TDC - sex is overrated I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE ON THAT BOFFSSS (not that I dont enjoy it)

It is heh,

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 11:58

@ TDC - sex is overrated I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE ON THAT BOFFSSS (not that I dont enjoy it)
heheheh and I think it's underrated, does that make me an addict?

sponono
05 Dec 2008 13:07

andi01 GIRLS mengafuni uku-coressa....mbambe wena umsondeze before he leaves the sheets....or beta yet as soon as he finishes and moves off you (depending on isex position yenu LOL.)..you just hold on to anything his arm, leg, dick ,whateva so that he doenst up and leave..i bet he'll roll over and YOU can do the ten minute CORESSING...you so desperately need

.(unless he really wants to pee...in which case you have to let him go..LOL.)

talking about istyela if the he finishes while y'all are doing it doggy style and he walks away ...you'll be left dunusaring hoping for the CORESS but you turn around the dude is gone...LOL..

so if you need the coress just dont dunus

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 13:21

@ TDC - sex is overrated I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE ON THAT BOFFSSS (not that I dont enjoy it)
heheheh and I think it's underrated, does that make me an addict?
I'm with Nonny on that one!!! *cough cough*

Sana Lwam
05 Dec 2008 13:25

...talking about istyela if the he finishes while y'all are doing it doggy style and he walks away ...you'll be left dunusaring hoping for the CORESS but you turn around the dude is gone...LOL..

tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa

LMAO till Mandoza can speak English properly!!!

tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa

NtandoN
05 Dec 2008 13:36

How can the s*x be great if u do not cuddle afterwards. If he doesn't caress, I bet you he also doesn't do foreplay!

I'm not blowing my own horn but each woman I have slept with in my life has had multiple orgasm, why? Because I make it a point that we have foreplay for not less than 30 min by the time you get to it she's had orgasm already.

Most women will also have orgasm when caressing, any guy who doesn't know that is a fool. What's the use of entering the marathon if you not gonna make it to the finishing line.

Sister do not settle for less, u can do better than that.

odie
05 Dec 2008 13:39

you guys are killing me.
My booty call bathong he is so different he CORRESS after the genetic lottery event. he just holds me and lucks at me and asks me "do you need so more?" thing is we have both agreed that we helping each oda.

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 13:45

tha tha! NtandoN... tha tha !ola! Chikita! please come by my place.

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 13:49

NtandoN-why didn't I meet you earlier?

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 13:49

do you need some more..... ihihihihi!

sponono
05 Dec 2008 13:51

NtandoN ....make it a point that we have foreplay for not less than 30 min

do you mean EVERYTIME .u have to do teh no mre than 30min prep..haaayi cha ndoda uneskhathi mfanakithi..some of us someday just wanna do the deed , release and roll over....LOL (what orgasm..is that a music instrument or sumthn....tl tl tl.

seriously i've read on man'shealth so many times that woman can be satis just thru CORESS only...but ke mina'ngfuni"wewe at the end...LOL

BY the way ARE YOU SURE ITS MULTIPLE ORGASIMS or MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNING PERFMANCES jsut so you'd stop .....LOL
just kiddin man you're THE MAN

carino
05 Dec 2008 13:53

talking about istyela if the he finishes while y'all are doing it doggy style and he walks away ...you'll be left dunusaring hoping for the CORESS but you turn around the dude is gone...LOL..

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa wka ROFLMAO

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 13:53

Yo odie I once had one of those-I think sometimes he'd mistake me for his girlfriend!

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 13:53

...talking about istyela if the he finishes while y'all are doing it doggy style and he walks away ...you'll be left dunusaring hoping for the CORESS but you turn around the dude is gone...LOL..

kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 13:54

30 mins foreplay is too much tjerr.... the most should be 10 minutes.

there's nothing more irritating than when u are all hot and want action motho ena a le busy ka di kiss le carass eeish,

myname
05 Dec 2008 13:54

Sister do not settle for less, u can do better than that.............I like u Ntando

belz
05 Dec 2008 13:55

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Sponono!!!! i missed you dawg.

myname
05 Dec 2008 13:57

LOL Witty caba uyode uzichamele LOL

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 13:58

NtandoN am battling to believe that all of them have had multiple orgasms-unless we are talking about two women. Dude some women just don't orgasm twice per session! Maybe they fake it coz they realise that you are making such an effort (coressing and half an HOUR foreplay!!!)

Dude do you do quickies?

Cande
05 Dec 2008 13:58

...talking about istyela if the he finishes while y'all are doing it doggy style and he walks away ...you'll be left dunusaring hoping for the CORESS but you turn around the dude is gone...LOL..

kwa ahahhaha

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 13:59

Imagine rubbing his damn thing for 30 minutes!!

sponono
05 Dec 2008 14:00

witty lady talk about you being ready and the guy goin on and on....Once i was so drunk but felt horny so I Coressed and Coresse and then i perfomed oral sex on this girl i was going out with but you see...the way i was so drunk my body said YEEESSSS but my dick said NOOOO...so I kept on licking and nibling and licking until i was almost BITING but I still couldnt get a hard on..( and I was feeling sleepy )...and then she just pushed me and SAID kahle kahle wenzani......and I said what I really need is some sleep......THAT was FUNNY in an embarrasing way

We luckly MADE up for it in the morning when I had had some sleep....sjo!!!

Cody
05 Dec 2008 14:01

haaayi cha ndoda uneskhathi mfanakithi..some of us someday just wanna do the deed , release and roll over....LOL (what orgasm..is that a music instrument or sumthn....tl tl tl. kwa kwa kwa

seriously i've read on man'shealth so many times that woman can be satis just thru CORESS only...but ke mina'ngfuni"wewe at the end...LOL Kwa kwa kwa!!!

itjhuu Sponono!!! you are killing me i am shinifd (finished)!!!!!

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 14:01

CTFU @ TheLady!!!

Dankie Belz, 4 putting me up to speed *wink*

Cande
05 Dec 2008 14:01

NtandoN am battling to believe that all of them have had multiple orgasms-unless we are talking about two women. Dude some women just don't orgasm twice per session! Maybe they fake it coz they realise that you are making such an effort (coressing and half an HOUR foreplay!!!)

LoL

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 14:04

AHAHAHAHAAHA!! TJO!! Sponono u just made my day I'M FINISHED lana!!! kwakwa kwa!! what the hell were you doing.... yerrrr maann!!

U got the poor girl all ready and manzi.... kanti Johnny Bravo wont even attempt to wake up? LOL!! I would have been pissed!!

belz
05 Dec 2008 14:05

CTFU!!! guys always have problems getting it hard when they drink, i've noticed.

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 14:06

@ thelady <<Dude do you do quickies>> kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!

@ sponono <<<and then she just pushed me and SAID kahle kahle wenzani......and I said what I really need is some sleep>>> eish sana, imagine the look on the poor girl's face!

odie
05 Dec 2008 14:13

The Lady - hey i think so, last night it was all raining and he sends an sms "i miss you so much'.
he is nice we sometimes watch movies and he hates me if i get calls from guys. me i just say boti - we are just *bleep!* mates

sponono
05 Dec 2008 14:15

BELZ..ussually the body says yes...but then your totoloz is all banana'd...and I've heard stories of guys who'll be pushing it and pushing it to fit in...and its just like a cooked sweet potatoe ...but as a guy you dont want to give up so you keep on pushing...eish bay angizi nami yini'ndaba..and your'e so drunk you cant even speak properly...and the next thing you are asleep snoring naked and looking stupid..so even if she wakes up and goes to the other bedroom where you teet-toller roomza is asleep and she gets a shag of a lifetime you wont even know...LOL..(i've seen this happen komaRes)..alcohol is BAAAAAD sometimes

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 14:15

@ Belz.... not all the time you, some men when they drink whisky, okare viagra he can go on and on and on..... nna ke tshaba whisky!

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 14:18

Sponono, I'm convinced, o a tsenwa!! LOL! cooked sweet potatoe....

Cody
05 Dec 2008 14:20

some men when they drink whisky, okare viagra he can go on and on and on.....kwa kwa kwa!!! Witty lady that is so true!!! I hate that! more especially when i've reached orgasm and waiting for him to cum & he takes forever. jerrr!!!!!!!!!

pnyembe
05 Dec 2008 14:20

Ladies and Gentlemen to be honest I Looooveeeee Sex and for your info my bootycall and i don't to coress after some good sex. but Z if you say he is your boyfriend maybe he needs to coress for that 5 mins you know but i think if the brother has finished his job ( Which is to *bleep!* the hell out of ya) he has the freedom to do whatever he loves if it is not dinking good beer then he must clean up and get some fresh air

Cody
05 Dec 2008 14:21

Spo huu ee!! imagine pushing a limpy thing inside, it doesnt even go in mos?? :-( Triple lol and sixple kwaazzz!!!!

therapy
05 Dec 2008 14:22

Ziphe,you should tell yur friend to live that buggar! cos he dont deserve her

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 14:23

I feel u Cody...... he takes forever to cum...huwii!

Shuga babe
05 Dec 2008 14:25

<<the way i was so drunk my body said YEEESSSS but my dick said NOOOO>>>
<<ussually the body says yes...but then your totoloz is all banana'd>>

@sponono, u are killing me tl tl tl tl
LMAO @bananad, kwakwakwakwakwa!!!!

carino
05 Dec 2008 14:25

I miss Harambe...

sponono
05 Dec 2008 14:31

Witty lady
apparently the Sminorff Vodka does the trick for guys when you've been drinkin it u go waya waya...whole nite so i'm headed for that isle in my next booze shopping

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 14:32

yeah Cody the mellow wood man 'kuze kuse' LOL

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 14:34

ROTFLMAO, damn Sponza u were missed, u have me ROTFLMAO.

Cody
05 Dec 2008 14:36

LOL the lady now that phrase "kuze kuse" makes a lot of sense!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

witty lady
05 Dec 2008 14:37

Sponono.... yah try that coz what u drank that other time didnt work..... I hope this smirnoff vodka ya hao with added what what doesnt phoxa u!! I'm sure u dont want repeat ya THE LICKING SPREE u put that poor lady thru!!!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 14:40

I'm sure u dont want repeat ya THE LICKING SPREE u put that poor lady thru!!!
kwa kwa kwa

therapy
05 Dec 2008 14:40

me too carino

sponono
05 Dec 2008 14:56

I'm sure u dont want repeat ya THE LICKING SPREE u put that poor lady thru!!!

why would I go thru the licking spree when the totoloz is on fire phela the Smira mira will be workin it for me..so the Coressa will have to be five minute tops...so that I can get with the progamm....waya waya...till the cops come knocking..and those multiple organsims.....so the licking will be for a minute or so...LOL

(reminds me of one guy who used to be so annoyed about guys saying.."ubo-mromensa umtnwana" meaning you must coress her..
so he'd just rub the girl here and there like how you'd send a baby to sleep...and then he'd say " I'm sure usuright manje baby."...and he's go for it for as long as he can...while she lies there....

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 14:59

so he'd just rub the girl here and there like how you'd send a baby to sleep...and then he'd say " I'm sure usuright manje baby."...and he's go for it for as long as he can...while she lies there....
kwa kwa kwa kwa eish wena Sponza uhlezi unezistory.

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 15:00

" I'm sure usuright manje baby."... kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!! Ghaaaa........

andi01
05 Dec 2008 15:21

Back in the days, I went 2 de EC so dis guy was joling wit dis chick, so on their first night 2 geda, de morning afta, de guy dumbed the girl, apparently she coressed him in his totolozi, and ke no-one touches his "ndoda", not even his mada.

NtandoN
05 Dec 2008 15:32

I hate Friday's meetings, just had one now. It's a pity my girlfriend can't witness this. I work and study simultaneously during the week and weekends are just set for pleasing my woman.

I do not engage in sex if I do not have enough time allocated to do it, I believe that if you do something you should do it properly. This is the reason why you find people cheating because they are not getting enough.

As for the guy who doesn't put his finger there down I feel sorry for his woman because I only not put my fingers down there but my tongue as well all the time.

If you think about it 30 min doing foreplay is nothing as there are so many body parts that you need to explore. Like you too myname. If you study 2 days before exams, would you pass? Definately not because you did not spend enough time preparing.

sponono
05 Dec 2008 15:32

yeah andi01 some guys are funny about their totoloz..espeshly us Zulu guys....umnumzane akathintwa...

but then again once you let a girl play with it anytime..she'sll treat you like a little boy...he eh.u must neva eva...in fact if and when she does the BJ guys you must NOT let her touch it..but you must feed it to her and spank her with it.if she's not doin it rite .so that will show her she's dealing with umnumzane...wangempela.hihi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

NtandoN
05 Dec 2008 15:43

You know what guys I'm a practical guy you can choose 1 person amongst yourself to come and witness what I'm talking about, come back and tell you all.

Unlike Pastor Khathide I can back up my claims. My girlfriend used to hate s*x because her ex used to penetrate her while she was dry and that you do not do. she told me she doesn't do woman on top but now it's her favourite position.

How can you not allow your woman to touch your ndoda? it's insane, my girl plays with it I do not mind.

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 15:45

LMAO Sponono

NtandoN-you should do it in a smallanyana space or a forbidden place-I promise you, no 30 minutes of foreplaying and no caoressing afterwards!

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 15:48

"You know what guys I'm a practical guy you can choose 1 person amongst yourself to come and witness what I'm talking about, come back and tell you all."

kwa kwa kwa...he he ROTFLMAO...eish ManDingo waseMzansi

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 15:48

but then again once you let a girl play with it anytime..she'sll treat you like a little boy...he eh.u must neva eva...in fact if and when she does the BJ guys you must NOT let her touch it..but you must feed it to her and spank her with it.if she's not doin it rite .so that will show her she's dealing with umnumzane...wangempela.hihi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ROTFLMAO

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 15:51

You know what guys I'm a practical guy you can choose 1 person amongst yourself to come and witness what I'm talking about, come back and tell you all.
heheheheh my hand is up, I am reliable and the bloggers know I will tell them if what i witnesses was kak, so my hand is up I wanna see *and perhaps even participate* for myself.........LOL

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 15:54

hawu Nonny-30 minutes of foreplay and then akugwaze ngocikicane!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 15:55

Unlike Pastor Khathide I can back up my claims.
Details tu???? what do u eman, coz last time I check Pastors K's wife was very satisfied, she was all smiles when she once said at a private interview, even when she is at home cooking she only wears iphinifa lodwa with no panty coz upastor uvele aqamuke esethi shiqi ubudoda bakhe in her while she is stirring the pot, he is stirring her.

carino
05 Dec 2008 15:56

ROFLMAO @spopo...

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 15:58

hawu Nonny-30 minutes of foreplay and then akugwaze ngocikicane!
Angithi nje thas why I wanna see for myself if this method works, come on man TheLady, u can see the mans confidence (NtandoN), awungiyeke bo ngihluleke ngizamile....LOL

carino
05 Dec 2008 15:59

when she once said at a private interview, even when she is at home cooking she only wears iphinifa lodwa with no panty coz upastor uvele aqamuke esethi shiqi ubudoda bakhe in her while she is stirring the pot, he is stirring her.

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ROFL

Luksta
05 Dec 2008 15:59

even when she is at home cooking she only wears iphinifa lodwa with no panty coz upastor uvele aqamuke esethi shiqi ubudoda bakhe in her while she is stirring the pot, he is stirring her.
Nonny!!!

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 16:02

Nonny my hand is also up...LOL...cant wait for the 30mins, im sure I would have lost interest at the end of it-It would be like watching porn!
I thint we goin to fight here...so NtandoN make a pick my boy!

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 16:03

'awungiyeke bo ngihluleke ngizamile....LOL'...shona khona sesozwa ngawe hehehe

Pastor can learn a thing or two from NtandoN-I propose ukuthi uhambe naye ezobona lomhlola we foreplay

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:06

I'm just saying what Mam'fundisi said, she even said, there are times when they send the kids away to abo gogo and the have what u call a nude weekend, where they wear no clothes for the whole weekend and they just make love and admire each other's bodies. Heyi, guys I was so impressed, I even said to my friend who we were listening with: "If these are the perks of being married to a modernized Pastor, well then damn I willl marry any priest".......LOL

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:07

Pastor can learn a thing or two from NtandoN-I propose ukuthi uhambe naye ezobona lomhlola we foreplay
kwa kwa kwa kwa I'm sure engavuma eshesha.

Teri 101
05 Dec 2008 16:08

even when she is at home cooking she only wears iphinifa lodwa with no panty coz upastor uvele aqamuke esethi shiqi ubudoda bakhe in her while she is stirring the pot, he is stirring her

Yhoooo yhoooo yhooo, izinto ezithethwa apha, I am going out 2 pray guys (not 4 u but 4 me so that I don't get tempted to contribute coz ndiyatsha ngoku with comments... LOL

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:11

Guys, someone please help me, late yeserday, Observer uploaded an article, abt this women who asks her son to give her their sperms coz she uses it on her face, apparently it helps against ageing. Neway i didn't get an opportunity to read it well and I 4got the blog title, anyone has a link?

NtandoN
05 Dec 2008 16:11

Fine with me, tell me the date? Time? Your place or mine it's your choice. unfortunately I'm one of those guys who are neither big nor small but average.

How can you enter a woman when she's cooking, she's not always wet down there! You will hurt her. I have seen guys sleeping with chicks and brag when they see the chick walking funny the next day saying they gave it to her.

S*x is not painful but enjoyable, you don't even have to push your ndoda inside the vijay should just accept it.

Women take time to get aroused than men, so really 10 min cant be adequate?

Anymore volunteers?

sponono
05 Dec 2008 16:12

does that mean Pastor Kathide is not into Coressing...uvele ashutheke nje kuMamumfundisi.......
or vele no mrs usuke evele eready all day...yoh hayi abazali banamuhla

Luksta
05 Dec 2008 16:13

and the have what u call a nude weekend, where they wear no clothes for the whole weekend and they just make love and admire each other's bodies.
OMG, Imagine umkhaba ka Pastor K... Let me also pray

Luksta
05 Dec 2008 16:14

@Nonny

http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=TVObserver&ArticleID=10287

sponono
05 Dec 2008 16:15

Nonny the article is on the home page...promotion articles...called nip/tuck sperm nton nton...so click on tvsa home page and look-see

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:16

S*x is not painful but enjoyable, you don't even have to push your ndoda inside the vijay should just accept it.
mmmmhhhhh damn NtandoN, where are u based mfethu? kodwa ke if u're good with sex, as u are with words, I will walk from Durban o Limpompo to find u if need be........LOL

does that mean Pastor Kathide is not into Coressing...uvele ashutheke nje kuMamumfundisi.......
or vele no mrs usuke evele eready all day...yoh hayi abazali banamuhla
heheheheheheheh I think there are days for ama coressing, then kufika izikhathi zama wonderful suprizes emission yakwa Khathide.......LOL

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:18

OMG, Imagine umkhaba ka Pastor K... Let me also pray
LOL

Neway, thanks Luksta & Sponza for the Nip/Tuck link, u guys are stars.

Shuga babe
05 Dec 2008 16:19

LMAO @Luksta and Sponono. kwakwakwakwa,

Bloggers please go to
http://www.gsport.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2495
and VOTE for Olivia Jones, she is a very good friend of mine
Have yourselves a Super weekend ! Cherioooooo!!

sponono
05 Dec 2008 16:24

bhabhayini bafethuuuuuuu...a HUGE .CORESSSSSSS from me

Teri 101
05 Dec 2008 16:24

S*x is not painful but enjoyable, you don't even have to push your ndoda inside the vijay should just accept it.
mmmmhhhhh damn NtandoN, where are u based mfethu? kodwa ke if u're good with sex, as u are with words, I will walk from Durban o Limpompo to find u if need be........LOL

I know I should be praying, but perhaps 2 add that although I agree with Ntando, in contray to his views, an early afternoon quickie (less than 10 min) is great, especially when it is not in routene places.......

Sam2say
05 Dec 2008 16:26

You guys are just a crazy bunch.

Jwetsa chomi ya gago, gore sex is just that sex, she musit enjoy, If the guy was into her and was making love to her, she would know it and would not cry after each session.

In simple term- he's not that into her.

sorry..

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 16:29

Hey kodwa bakithi Ntando!!!! You're just about to make me sing: "Iyelele iyeyiye!!!!!"

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:33

Hey kodwa bakithi Ntando!!!! You're just about to make me sing: "Iyelele iyeyiye!!!!!"
heheheheh and then I will add Zah000

♫♫Kudala ngifuna indoda enjengawe, kudala ngifunana nawe s'thandwa sami♫♫
♫♫Ngifuna nok'davaza yoh......mak'ngenzeka khona kusasa yoh♫♫.....LOL

carino
05 Dec 2008 16:37

LOL

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 16:40

LMAO!!! Eish usile Nonny!!!

Lady D
05 Dec 2008 16:47

YA NE...Sponono you are such a character!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 16:57

bhabhayini bafethuuuuuuu...a HUGE .CORESSSSSSS from me
kwa kwa kwa cheers Sponz, twas good blogging with u for a change.

Cande
05 Dec 2008 17:01

u guys like SEX man

andi01
05 Dec 2008 17:19

The first time ntando blocked, i had a huge crush on him, now i know why, kea barata bana habatsebang hodavaza

iyeleleeee eyiyeeeeeeeeee

Cande
05 Dec 2008 17:22

kea barata bana habatsebang hodavaza

bana or banna???? LOL

Sana Lwam
05 Dec 2008 17:40

Ntando im home alone and i need those multiple orgasms. LOL

Brown Shuga
05 Dec 2008 18:17

<<<You friend watches too much romantic movies, she needs to watch porn movies and see>>>

<<<So ladies still perm their hair??? Spo.... ihihihi!!!
Oh yes they do, the easy waves type of perm that leaves pillows with a big 2010 soccer ball stain>>>

<<<so amigo please, wake up and smell de semen>>>

<<<BY the way ARE YOU SURE ITS MULTIPLE ORGASIMS or MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNING PERFMANCES jsut so you'd stop>>

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

<<<It's not even comfortable sleeping on a man's chest!>>> Angivumi....

<<<@ Belzito, eeish besides some of the chests are very uncomfortable..... some ke masapo, o utlwa rib cage fela....some have this scratchy curly hair, so hae ngiyabonga mina!! >>> Heheheheh hayi nawe witty, kanti batho ba ba hao ba jwang na? lol

<<<sex is overrated>>> Umm...I would like to qoute LUDACRIS on this one!

<<<I do not engage in sex if I do not have enough time allocated to do it, I believe that if you do something you should do it properly>> NtandoN you are so BORING! You talk about sex like it's a job! What happened to being spontaneous? Fun? Unpredictable etc etc etc

<<<If you think about it 30 min doing foreplay is nothing as there are so many body parts that you need to explore>>> EVERYTIME though??? Hayi cha ngiyabonga mina!

Segololo
05 Dec 2008 18:29

If she doesn't have the dreaded conversation she will never know... all she needs to do is ask the direction of this bondage - you simply cant shag a man for a long time and not know in some way or other if it is just sex or if there's emotions attached... if she want emotions, she'll have to ask but if she's content with just the sex, she'll have to just get some, smile and deciide how long and how far the shagship is gonna be...

That <<overated>> statement tells me you have not HAD great sex... you need a woman that knows what todo and reads Cosmopolitan on a regular basis to tantrically shukumisa you then come and blog about it...

Toodecent
08 Dec 2008 14:00

Segololo I think you got my overated statement all wrong or in your own view, have had great sex before and I would never blog about it whether there is 'reading cosmo or not' super.

Nonny
08 Dec 2008 14:07

The first time ntando blocked, i had a huge crush on him, now i know why, kea barata bana habatsebang hodavaza
iyeleleeee eyiyeeeeeeeeee
LOL and the way I was LMAO thinking abt this blog when Friends Like These had Ntando on Saturday.

<<<I do not engage in sex if I do not have enough time allocated to do it, I believe that if you do something you should do it properly>> NtandoN you are so BORING! You talk about sex like it's a job! What happened to being spontaneous? Fun? Unpredictable etc etc etc
Mmmmmhhh wonder how Mr I Like To Take My Time would respond to this....

awelani
08 Dec 2008 14:19

he he he, beziwa mos on friday...even the ghosts came to the party,, Sup Spopo,lol

myname
08 Dec 2008 14:20

Ndimncinci ke for this topic....let me run LOL

NtandoN
08 Dec 2008 14:32

Yes Nonny to me it is something that I take seriously, during the day I'm working and studying for my Acturial Exams in the afternoon.

That's why I allocate time for a hot, steamy session of lovemaking every weekend. That's why you still find women who are very well looked after cheating because their husbands are always busy and do not alocate enough time to s*x.

myname
08 Dec 2008 14:37

Nxxx i take my hat off 4 u Ntandos. I LOLed with your replies. Uthi u dont do ama quicky sana????

Cody
08 Dec 2008 15:04

The first time ntando blocked, i had a huge crush on him, now i know why, kea barata bana habatsebang hodavaza
iyeleleeee eyiyeeeeeeeeee

ROTFLMAO!!!!

NtandoN
08 Dec 2008 15:08

My gfriend and I tried to do a quickie yesterday afternoon but she ended by complaining coz it lasted for +/- 15 min.

Myname, what do you mean by you're young for this topic?

NtandoN
08 Dec 2008 15:12

Hi Andi01

awelani
08 Dec 2008 15:17

The first time ntando blocked, i had a huge crush on him, now i know why, kea barata bana habatsebang hodavaza
iyeleleeee eyiyeeeeeeee

Sixple Kwa's

TheLady
08 Dec 2008 15:21

NtandoN-you spent 14 minutes corressing and a minute on the actual deed? Of course she'll complain...

awelani
08 Dec 2008 15:26

NtandoN-you spent 14 minutes corressing and a minute on the actual deed? Of course she'll complain>>>LMAO @ TL

Nonny
08 Dec 2008 15:30

NtandoN-you spent 14 minutes corressing and a minute on the actual deed? Of course she'll complain...
LOL

NtandoN, I think u have over spoilt ur galfriend, now she can't appreciate a quickie.

NtandoN
08 Dec 2008 15:34

Like a chicken you reckon? A minute come on now I don't think there's any sane, healthy man who lasts for a minute.

I have learnt how to delay ejaculation and wait for my partner so we can come simultaneously.

I am now using fitted sheets as my gf used to pull the sheet out and ended up sleeping on the mattress.

Once again I wish this can be proven as I have asked last week for a volunteer to come and witness it all but none replied.

Nonny
08 Dec 2008 15:45

Once again I wish this can be proven as I have asked last week for a volunteer to come and witness it all but none replied.
Haiybo NtandoN, I love ur confidence man, did u not see my reply, it said:

my hand is up, I am reliable and the bloggers know I will tell them if what i witnesses was kak, so my hand is up I wanna see *and perhaps even participate* for myself.........LOL

Where are u based kambe?

lepogo
08 Dec 2008 15:45

no man....lets wait for H24 to cum(pun intended) around cos Im sure he'll volunteer..

NtandoN
08 Dec 2008 16:09

I am based in Soweto - Protea Glen, maybe I have over spoilt my gf coupled with the fact that she's 6 yrs younger that I am.

And yes it is my 1st time dating a younger women I have always dated older women which is why maybe I have more experience.

My oldest gf was 4 yrs younger than my mother and I believe that every person deserves to be loved irrespective of their age.

If men of her age can't do the job properly then what was I suppose to do?

NtandoN
08 Dec 2008 16:14

The sooner the better, my gf is currently staying with me for the festive season and moving back her home in Jan.

This would be the perfect timing, don't you think.

LM
08 Dec 2008 16:19

SHO!!!!

Nonny
08 Dec 2008 16:23

My oldest gf was 4 yrs younger than my mother and I believe that every person deserves to be loved irrespective of their age.
OMG unesibindi esinamathambo!!!!

carino
08 Dec 2008 16:27

OMG

suzzy82
08 Dec 2008 22:20

30 minutes fore play hi hi hi

Firstdvd
08 Dec 2008 22:31

Brown Shuga
08 Dec 2008 22:32

<<<Once again I wish this can be proven as I have asked last week for a volunteer to come and witness it all but none replied.
Haiybo NtandoN, I love ur confidence man, did u not see my reply>>>> OMG Nonny....I can't believe you're really considering this lol

Brown Shuga
08 Dec 2008 22:33

Thanks Suzzy/Firstdvd

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 22:38

H24 is here...i am not sure what i am volunteering for ..be ke, i am here..use me, abuse me....

cnhlanhla
08 Dec 2008 22:42

lol @ H24... U scarce or is't me?

Firstdvd
08 Dec 2008 22:43

Ur welcome luhv ;-) H24 Vs NtandoN??? lol

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 22:44

cnhlanhla...i am here, what do you want me to do? i am cheap, ama kip-kip..LOL...I have been busy being umakoti....

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 22:44

cnhlanhla...i am here, what do you want me to do? i am cheap, ama kip-kip..LOL...I have been busy being umakoti....

Brown Shuga
08 Dec 2008 22:45

Harambe, you are supposed to comment on this post by NtandoN:

Reply from: NtandoN 12/5/2008 7:36:54 PM
How can the s*x be great if u do not cuddle afterwards. If he doesn't caress, I bet you he also doesn't do foreplay!

I'm not blowing my own horn but each woman I have slept with in my life has had multiple orgasm, why? Because I make it a point that we have foreplay for not less than 30 min by the time you get to it she's had orgasm already.

Most women will also have orgasm when caressing, any guy who doesn't know that is a fool. What's the use of entering the marathon if you not gonna make it to the finishing line.

Sister do not settle for less, u can do better than that.

belz
08 Dec 2008 22:46

LOL!! H24, you dont need this i tell you, 30minutes 4play and 1 minute action, neva sana, ngingamane ngisebenzise itoys!!!

cnhlanhla
08 Dec 2008 22:47

it's nothing really Mfana...your input has been missed qha...lol

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 22:49

WTF.........Okay, i need 30 minutes 4play and all other hours dedicated to mdavazo with breaks in betwee. 1 minute is not on...

azHOT
08 Dec 2008 22:51

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 22:51

cnhlanhla: i missed you too. my boo loves sex too much, i cant even blog without him asking me to multi task by stroking his willie with my toes....

belz
08 Dec 2008 22:54

Heheheheheheheh, H24, oreng??

cnhlanhla
08 Dec 2008 22:54

qhwe qhwe qhwe! see why I was saying your in put has been missed..jerrr. uyabheda wena!

Firstdvd
08 Dec 2008 22:54

lol

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 22:56

@ BELZ...nothing is sensual than stroking a hard totolozi with your toes..Yummy,

belz
08 Dec 2008 22:59

LOL,I think i know what you mean, this is probably the wrong time to talk about this, for some of us.

Brown Shuga
08 Dec 2008 23:02

Belz, where's your man kanti?

H24, are you sorted????? How come I don't know? Whose what what are you stroking?

HARAMBE24
08 Dec 2008 23:09

BS: It still has not rained yet, draught mosadi..kalahari dessert i tell you. I stoked tt ya someone ages ago..just reminiscing about its hardness............TJEEEEER..lerete le la man, was made of gold...

Firstdvd
08 Dec 2008 23:12

Dankie BS...I've been asking myself the same Q lately...Ja Belz where's he? lol

Brown Shuga
08 Dec 2008 23:25

eish Harambe....stop using that "L" word choma, it's too "vulgar"....

Sdudla
08 Dec 2008 23:31

BS and H24: What does Lerete mean? Is it seTswana for the kettle? I'm tryin to learn other South African languages after that blog about amaZulu being hardheaded so your response will add to my vocab.

belz
09 Dec 2008 07:57

Is it seTswana for the kettle?>>LMAO!!!!!!

BS &Firstdvd, eish lemme just say, it didn't work out, or its not working.

lepogo
09 Dec 2008 08:05

lol at lerete is tswana 4 kettle....the thought of H24 stroking a kettle with his toes does wonders to my imagination-

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 08:50

What a hillarious blog, Sponza enkosi bhuti wam u were qeding me lst nite ngobuthongo and yo tongue phezu kwekhekhe! kwa!kwa!

awelani
09 Dec 2008 08:58

Is it seTswana for the kettle?>>kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 09:03

Eish I need to try the toes on someone, my man said not his totolozi..talk about kiljoy.

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:05

Toxy its old age babes i know, the coressing business doesnt do it for me either, we are at a age where sifunwa ukudliwa qha silale after, the fact that you are lying next to me in bed is coress enough i dont need to lie on yo chest . I cant remember the last time i was kissed before umdavazo, we just go siyahlabana or kanjani namhlanje?

Cande
09 Dec 2008 09:06

Yes Nonny to me it is something that I take seriously, during the day I'm working and studying for my Acturial Exams in the afternoon.

Would you marry me NtandoN, i need an intelligent rich man..dont think i can handle the seriousness of the sex though..PLEASE!!

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:10

try the semen smearing on your face thelady, it gives u the cleanser tight effect. Its even more sexier when he does it.

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 09:13

Cngle I feel you on the kissing before ucansi-sometimes you need to just walk in, take off what you can as fast as you can-then get on with it-nilale ke nibale izipikili zamabhaluko.

belz
09 Dec 2008 09:15

Ubuyile uCnglema ng'yak'tshela. lol!!!

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 09:15

Ok-let me copy that and paste on gtalk...

Cngle-he comes into iplastic, takes the plastic ayithululele ebusweni bami?

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:20

LOL!

Cody
09 Dec 2008 09:21

sis guys!

awelani
09 Dec 2008 09:24

OMG!! Cnglemada is bek ekasi, ubonile ukuthi lento yakho ya ma high-class angeke i lunge, lol

Cody, can u please log on on gmail??

Cande
09 Dec 2008 09:26

Yack

Cande
09 Dec 2008 09:27

Cnglamama moved to the suburbs and left her soul behind

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:28

no, as he's about to sperminate he takes out ipipi alibeke on your chest (the breast area) and lets go there and he starts gcobisaring u or avele achamele on your for head but isemen iyaphandla (whats the english term?) on the eyes if uyihlabe on your face and ivele ingene nasemlonyeni.

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:29

uyanya awesto! ipipi liyadliwa naseHougton Estates.

awelani
09 Dec 2008 09:30

LOL @ Cande..

OMG Cnglemadaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! that's just nasty, EEEUWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
09 Dec 2008 09:32

uyanya awesto! ipipi liyadliwa naseHougton Estates>>ROTFLBMAO..i dont think i have ever cyber seen like this,,did u perhaps inhale some of the patje somewhere in Y/ville?? tl tl

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:34

sorry baby cande!

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 09:41

or avele achamele on your for head but isemen iyaphandla (whats the english term?) on the eyes if uyihlabe on your face and ivele ingene nasemlonyeni.
Sies Cnglema, u just made me lose my festive season apetite.

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 09:43

Cnglamama moved to the suburbs and left her soul behind
LOL and she's tried all kinds of chicken and realized this is still the best you'll fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd.....LOL

hehehehe it's really good to have u back Cnglema.

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 09:49

Thankx Nonnz - haibo guys why is sex disgusting? u make it sound so bad.

myname
09 Dec 2008 09:53

Mk Cinglemum are u ok?

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 09:53

Thankx Nonnz - haibo guys why is sex disgusting? u make it sound so bad.
It's not disgusting, it's just the semen on ur face & mouth that is a bit yucky for me.

andi01
09 Dec 2008 09:55

therapy
09 Dec 2008 09:59

your skin must be glowing woman i heard semen does wonders cnglemother

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 10:05

hi mk myname, ndiright sana. therapy semen is therapeutic lol!

andi01
09 Dec 2008 10:06

It's not disgusting, it's just the semen on ur face & mouth that is a bit yucky for me- semen is yucky anywhere, thats why kumele ingene on that dark place, they call punani, coz punani is yuckier than thou, therefore it can take any yucky stuff.

therapy
09 Dec 2008 10:09

LOL @andi01

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 10:10

semen is yucky anywhere, thats why kumele ingene on that dark place, they call punani, coz punani is yuckier than thou, therefore it can take any yucky stuff.
kwa kwa kwa well said Andi01...........u've been missed mngani.

belz
09 Dec 2008 10:11

Cnglamama moved to the suburbs and left her soul behind>>LMAO cande.

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 10:12

kwa!kwa! andi i disagree dawg, manje iBJ uyenza kanjani coz there is drips of semen that come out when busy muffing (pre ejaculation semen) especially when u put the tip of you tongue on the sensitive spot isemen iyaphuma kancinci so do u spit it out ? NO-NO! .

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 10:13

andi how could u refer to ikhekhe as a yucky place?

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 10:18

Andi01 >>>>My cuzin told me gister that she wad dating this guy, and they were davazing, so she took his hand (tryin to tell him he needs to put a finger inside), yhoo the gys refused saying "soze ndisfake nditya ngaso esisandla" ( i wont put my finger there, i use this hand to eat)

Xhaaaaaaaaa xha xha xha xha xha xha x ha xha xha xha xha xha xha xha xhaaaaaaa

Hiiiiha ha hahah ah ah ah aha Oh lord!!! heeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehhe

andi01
09 Dec 2008 10:21

@cnglemada- of course you swallow it, yucky as it it, thats the punishment we need to tolerate for imbatyo.

andi how could u refer to ikhekhe as a yucky place- A young couple and their two children were travelling, they saw a skooner (iqaqa) nea the road and they picked it up. A few meters a traffic cop appeared, they knew it was illegal 2 transport animals on the car. So the men pleads with the wife.

Husband- Honey pls hide the skuner
Wife: where
Husband: anywhere where the officer wont suspect, try under ur dress.
Wife: But it stinks (referring 2 the skuner)
Husband: I know honey, but pls close its nose.

Ungaphinde undibuze even our darling men know that the punani is yucky- nangona imnandi

Strolicious
09 Dec 2008 10:26

cnglmada im with my vuvu ,he is here with me eofisini

myname
09 Dec 2008 10:26

LOL Andy hehehehehe

Cande
09 Dec 2008 10:27

Yack

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 10:29

thats the punishment we need to tolerate for imbatyo. kwa!kwa!tl!tl! yoh bathong where did u get that term from?

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 10:32

stroza oh nco ncoh! umthi mncwah for me.

andi01
09 Dec 2008 10:40

Ndingumxhosa xho, cnglemada

HARAMBE24
09 Dec 2008 10:42

@ Sdlula: Lerete means totolozi..which means a dick...

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 10:42

Moer Andy & ugcwel'isgezo mntam...kr kr kr kr kr kr

NtandoN
09 Dec 2008 10:43

Are u ladies telling me that you allow your men to penetrate you while you're dry down there? Isn't that the same as rape?

No wonder why some of the women don't like sex as it is painful. Human beings are not like animals.

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 10:53

Ndingumxhosa xho, cnglemada
LOL

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 10:56

Ntara u got it all wrong boet, my man does not need to kiss me to get wet down there, he has such an effect on me with his presence that i get aroused by him just saying one kinky vulgarish zulu term. I am not familiar with painful sex at all, i am more into kinky stuff like porn, dirty talk; fingering and not the soapy love making isht on TV.

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 10:56

OK Ntando, you really need to stop blowing your horn now!!! I don't think there are any blockers that will go to Soweto to go and experience this 30minute foreplay you are taliking about.

Sex is just that SEX and the whole point is for you to enjoy it. Where will the whole fun be if I go to your place expecting 30 minutes and then you give me 25 minutes of great foreplay and then 5 minutes of just sex???

Bhuti I think you know by now that most of blockers are sexually liberated...so nigga puhleeez

therapy
09 Dec 2008 10:59

H24 i thot lerete is the boys/balls

belz
09 Dec 2008 10:59

hihihi

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 11:03

like i said SL sometimes umntu ufuna ukudliwa qha finish and klaar!

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:05

@cnglemada- Ntara u got it all wrong boet, my man does not need to kiss me to get wet down there, he has such an effect on me with his presence that i get aroused by him just saying one kinky vulgarish zulu term. So true my baby, yilento kuthiwa yimbatyo ke le, and not anyone can give u dat feeling. Umzekelo uNonny gets to Soweto to Ntando, and as much as Ntando spends 30 minutes coressing her, if he doesn’t have that effect on her, uNonny will return home as dry as I desert, soze abatywe for umntu that she don’t love. But when you have de chemistry, de reaction is spontaneous, coresing is just a catalyst to speed up de reaction.

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:06

OK Ntando, you really need to stop blowing your horn now!!! I don't think there are any blockers that will go to Soweto to go and experience this 30minute foreplay you are taliking about.
kwa kwa kwa Sana Lwami........shuuuuuuu uyasishaya istaight talk man!

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:07

And ke I find it hard to believe dat, when you horny you have time to look at de watch and see yah 20 minutes is over, so coresing time is over, now de games begin and dey must last 10 minutes to give me de 30 i promised, ha-a angizwisisi kahle. Cha baba, ngicoresse kuthi masengiredi uyihlome ihlasele, ubeke lelo washi lakho libhedayo eceleni.

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 11:07

coresing is just a catalyst to speed up de reaction.

tl tl tl Andi you remind me of my Physics teacher

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:09

Umzekelo uNonny gets to Soweto to Ntando, and as much as Ntando spends 30 minutes coressing her, if he doesn’t have that effect on her, uNonny will return home as dry as I desert, soze abatywe for umntu that she don’t love.
Fokkoff wena, did u have to use me as an example, mngani u know I was only joking nje. Manje u make it seem like I was really gonna wela imfula yase KZN for more coressing & less davazing........LOL

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 11:09

...tshini so'felani ngalamadoda acinga ukubha ngoTaye Diggs

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 11:10

amen Andi, if uneconnection naye ubatywa whilst he is still informing u over the phone ukuthi baby ndiyeza ke ngoku ndizokuhlaba ndifike ipenti seliphantsi. The minute he walks in zishe!

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:15

amen Andi, if uneconnection naye ubatywa whilst he is still informing u over the phone ukuthi baby ndiyeza ke ngoku ndizokuhlaba ndifike ipenti seliphantsi. The minute he walks in zishe!
LOL.........this is so true, if u really feel someone there is no need for um-correso (remix of coress)

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 11:16

Thanx Cngle-get that NtandoN?

A woman does not need 30 minutes of you bambabambaring my boobs like ama stressballs and your slimy tongue in between my toes to get horny-you just need to coress my mind (use words).

Cody
09 Dec 2008 11:16

Cha baba, ngicoresse kuthi masengiredi uyihlome ihlasele, ubeke lelo washi lakho libhedayo eceleni.

Kwa kwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:16

@cnglemada-Hay cha mina elami khekhe limane lijuluke nje espeysini ma iqhamka intsizwa engiyithandayo, ingangthintanga ngisho nokungthinta nje. Kube sekukho okuthukuzayo langaphakathi kulona eli khekhe lami limnandi kangaka.

@ Nonny- you know I love you like dat, you don’t to fight back, take a pillow lie back, and wait for u Ntando to coress you. LOL

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:21

@Sana lwami-Andi you remind me of my Physics teacher- esih sani, bendintswempu kabi ngeskhathi sam kwiPhysics

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 11:21

NtandoN...twiddle the boobs and fumble the fanny...

Thats all you need to do and fcuk the living demon out of me. If you are boyfriend then I can tolerate the 30 minutes when we need to "celebrate something" otherwise if I need a booty call, I need just that. Something that will leave me glowing and thinking about all the way from Jo'burg to Eastern Cape.

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:23

@ Nonny- you know I love you like dat, you don’t to fight back, take a pillow lie back, and wait for u Ntando to coress you. LOL
LMAO

@cnglemada-Hay cha mina elami khekhe limane lijuluke nje espeysini ma iqhamka intsizwa engiyithandayo, ingangthintanga ngisho nokungthinta nje.
I know what u mean Andi01, mina nje kuvele kube ngathi ikhekhe lkiyavibrator uma insinzwa yami isithi: "Namhlanje kufuna ukukuhlikiza lelikhekhe lakho elimnandi uze uvume wonke amacala akho ngoba uzozibona usezulwini"

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:24

Something that will leave me glowing and thinking about all the way from Jo'burg to Eastern Cape.
LOL

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 11:24

LMAO SL no Andi niyangiqeda..

HARAMBE24
09 Dec 2008 11:27

Therapy: yes, lerete means balls..nna i am talking about totolozi here......tjoo, the best asset in a man...

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 11:27

" ukukuhlikiza lelikhekhe " yerrrrrrrrr... ingacishe iwe phansi intombi kaNtandoN izwa lamazwi!!!

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 11:27

Aaaawu sukaani madoooda!!!

NtandoN u need to stop frontin baba get some1 2 dzeveza u right cos bayakukhohlisa those who want u 2 coress them more instead of dzevezing them!! kwa kwa kwa kwa

Sidila ngomdzevezo manje... kuyasheshwa!!!

belz
09 Dec 2008 11:27

baby ndiyeza ke ngoku ndizokuhlaba ndifike ipenti seliphantsi>> true cnglema, this is foreplay nje on its own.

Cody
09 Dec 2008 11:33

baby ndiyeza ke ngoku ndizokuhlaba ndifike ipenti seliphantsi>>

very sexy! that is a turn on right there! i will be wet in no second!!!

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 11:33

Icacile lento-wena NtandoN actually need lessons on proper foreplay-African style...hayi lena ye bold. A woman ezokutshela ukuthi ufike uqhanyelwe baba-maningi lama hour ngikulindile.

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:34

" ukukuhlikiza lelikhekhe " yerrrrrrrrr... ingacishe iwe phansi intombi kaNtandoN izwa lamazwi!!!
LOL TheLady, she'd think she died and went to heaven. NtandoN, is making sex to formal, I also don't the fact that he allocates time for it during weekends. Don't u know that there is so much pleasure in getting some when u least expect it.

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 11:34

zikheberendini u finish me! saphela yiromance!

Hay cha mina elami khekhe limane lijuluke nje espeysini ma iqhamka intsizwa engiyithandayo, ingangthintanga ngisho nokungthinta nje. Kube sekukho okuthukuzayo langaphakathi kulona eli khekhe lami limnandi kangaka - kwa!kwa!kwa yo! halala ngobukhebereshe halala!

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 11:35

...Namhlanje kufuna ukukuhlikiza lelikhekhe lakho elimnandi...

This reminds me of a friend that got this guy and then the guy went like: "baby asambe siyohlikiza isilwane"

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 11:38

i cant stop laughing guys! cody u have no idea babes its such a turn on.

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:40

Namhlanje kufuna ukukuhlikiza lelikhekhe lakho elimnandi...

This reminds me of a friend that got this guy and then the guy went like: "baby asambe siyohlikiza isilwane"

ROTFLMAOL, HAY CHA NGIQEDENI MADODA NGOBA VELE SENENZE NJALO

Kim Possible
09 Dec 2008 11:41

*Silent Blogger*

I know where there is umdavazo + S'bhombolozi even no Corress........
Nonny +Andi+ Cngmom + (Sponono)
ila ozobathola khona noma kanjani.......LOL

**waving to u all at bloggiwood**

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 11:43

SL isilwane pho?tl!tl! i am sho wadliwa kwashushu impundu ngalo mini.

belz
09 Dec 2008 11:44

hahahahha Sana Lwam, islwane pho?

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:45

Intombi yebhaca

Lentombi grew up in the EC, now at 18 she goes to Soweto. She meets this guy, falls inlove and the davazing day arrives. So the guy, being NtandoN-like, coresses her over and over. Hay yathi intombi yebhaca “yhey wena mfanandini ngikhathele mina uloko undimuna muna, vele namathe omntu ayangnyanyisa, yihlome ihlasele man. (young man, I am tired of u coresssing me non-stop, another persons saliva makes me wanna puke, just put the totolozi in man

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 11:45

hola Kim, sidl'ipipi namhlanje qha! asifune coress

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 11:46

Cngle, i thought I had found a booty call when I went to his place for some servicing rocking a boobtube dress (no bra or panty). When I got there the brother said he is just taking a quick bath/shower and in the meantime I must have a "drink" from the fridge. I was like OMG I'm as horny as hell WTF is this all about.

So I think if I went to Soweto we would spend some "valuable time" talking about NtandoN's humble background and how he is a breadwinner blah blah blah before and after the sex. Shame kaloku he wouldnt want me to write something bad about the experience.

andi01
09 Dec 2008 11:47

@Kim-Possible- umdavazo is the food for the soul, and s'bhombolozi is the spoon to transport the food, and Coressing is just a catalyst my dali, coress or no coress liyadliwa ikhekhe qha.

Cody
09 Dec 2008 11:48

yihlome ihlasele man hu hu hu!! aaahhh! kwa kwa kwa!!!

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:49

This reminds me of a friend that got this guy and then the guy went like: "baby asambe siyohlikiza isilwane"
LOL this is my kinda man, mina I like it even if we are sitting across one another in a table and we are having dinner with friends and then I get an sms saying: "Mesifika endlini ngizwelana nawe ngoba kuzokudla hayi kancane, so idla kahle s'thandwa sami ukhokhe umoya ngoba uzowudinga"

suzzy82
09 Dec 2008 11:50

This reminds me of a friend that got this guy and then the guy went like: "baby asambe siyohlikiza isilwane" LOL,,,LOL,,,LOL

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:52

hola Kim, sidl'ipipi namhlanje qha! asifune coress
kwa kwa kwa heita holla Kimmy, I see u couldn't hold urself, u had to holla phela umapipana lona, uvusa abalele.........LOL

@Kim-Possible- umdavazo is the food for the soul, and s'bhombolozi is the spoon to transport the food, and Coressing is just a catalyst my dali, coress or no coress liyadliwa ikhekhe qha.
LMAO

therapy
09 Dec 2008 11:52

i'm with you on that,sometimes you dont want to waste time,and just imagine if unga shaver-nga and your man is going down there,he'll probably come back with some hair on his mouth.so let the did be done and no waste of time

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:53

hahahahha Sana Lwam, islwane pho?
LOL as funny as it sounds Belz, islwane is quite a common term for our private parts.

awelani
09 Dec 2008 11:54

Cody, u still here???? call me

Nonny, um waiting for u on the other side..call me

Cody
09 Dec 2008 11:54

"Mesifika endlini ngizwelana nawe ngoba kuzokudla hayi kancane, so idla kahle s'thandwa sami ukhokhe umoya ngoba uzowudinga"

Huu hai guys, you are activating my sextestorone!!!! i wish indoda yam' ifeke ngisawet kanjena stru, o tlo bona mohlolo stru's bob!!!!! my desk will be needing repairs come monday! LOL

Cody
09 Dec 2008 11:54

Im going to the ada side Awe!!

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 11:57

Nonny, um waiting for u on the other side..call me
Just give me 5 minutes. I'm almost there.

suzzy82
09 Dec 2008 11:59

there is no time 4too much Coressing maan mina ndibatwa ezinzulwini (in the middle of the night )sometimes i don't even on the light i look for his shombolozi in the dark and find it
and touch it for 5 minutes it gets up ndikhwele kuye ntanga

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 11:59

NtandoN are you rrrreadddyyyy

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 12:03

LOL..dlala suzzy82

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 12:04

yo SL amanzi kills imbatyo coz u start thinking umdaka nawe.

cody try this when he's out with the boys, call him and just act all pissed off and go like its ok noba ungabuya ngo 6 ekuseni but ndiworried nje pipi yam esemgaqweni at this time of the night, ngomso sizoyinquma uyishiye la kimi uhambe ke wena othanda istrato, its more sexier ngevernac.

myname
09 Dec 2008 12:05

ROTFLMAOL guys niwrongo fela

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 12:06

kwa kwa kwa heheheh hahahah tl tl tl

suzzy82
09 Dec 2008 12:09

ngomso sizoyinquma uyishiye la kimi uhambe ke wena othanda istrato,,,kwa kwa kwaaaaaaaaa hi hi hi

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 12:12

its ok noba ungabuya ngo 6 ekuseni but ndiworried nje pipi yam esemgaqweni at this time of the night, ngomso sizoyinquma uyishiye la kimi uhambe ke wena othanda istrato, its more sexier ngevernac.
kwa kwa kwa I am so gonna use this line but ke I'll obviouslt remix it to suit me and say something like: "Anginakinga nokuzula kwakho, ngiworried nje nge pipi lami leli engilidinga phakwathi kwami manje".......LOL

myname
09 Dec 2008 12:12

Cinglemum my mum is leaving today late. My Shangaan man sent me an sms. The moment i finished reading that ikhozo lam beli vibrata doll. Oh kambe imnandi lento i cant wait, ngathi uzothi he was joking!!!!!

Cody
09 Dec 2008 12:19

its ok noba ungabuya ngo 6 ekuseni but ndiworried nje pipi yam esemgaqweni at this time of the night, ngomso sizoyinquma uyishiye la kimi uhambe ke wena othanda istrato, its more sexier ngevernac.

Thatha Cngle!! kwa kwa kwa Nonny!!!!!

true it's much sexier. ha hai hai hai im gonna try it now ngelunch and go. i dont care if you have lunch with your colleagues, ngiqela ungikhawulele lelo pipi engilidinga manje e ofisini!! LOL

Cnglemother
09 Dec 2008 12:20

lol! Nonnz who said vernac cant be sexy? myname umagogo makahambe uzodliwa maan. guys i will see u latanyana.

Kim Possible
09 Dec 2008 12:20

I see u couldn't hold urself, u had to holla phela umapipana lona, uvusa abalele
They don't call it UMVUSANKUZI for nothing......i had to come out masekukhulunywa ngo ngeNDUKU kusuke kushubile....LOL

Niyandi qgiba nya finish the way niyithanda ngakho i SEKISI...this is terebu ididi (Terrible indeed)!!!!!!

All i can say is " HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMNANDI HALALA''

andi01
09 Dec 2008 12:22

HALALA

suzzy82
09 Dec 2008 12:25

HALALA

Cody
09 Dec 2008 12:25

Ameni Amen!

belz
09 Dec 2008 12:26

LOL!!! cngle, i'm taking doen amanotes.

blueroze
09 Dec 2008 12:26

HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMNANDI HALALA''
halala!

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 12:27

HALALA

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 12:28

let me practice on ya'll

"Sthandwa sam, anginandaba noma ungalala kubo utshwala lobo, ngizicabangela ipipi lam nje eligqunywe yijean leyo engabe lisemlonyeni wam"

hehe-it's guaranteed to make him drive home I tell ya.

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 12:33

"Sthandwa sam, anginandaba noma ungalala kubo utshwala lobo, ngizicabangela ipipi lam nje eligqunywe yijean leyo engabe lisemlonyeni wam"
hhahhahahahahha TheLady that statment can make ur man be at ur doorstep in 2 seconds,, even iof he is actually 5 hours away from u. Uyashisa bhe sisi!!!!

Kim Possible
09 Dec 2008 12:38

Sthandwa sam, anginandaba noma ungalala kubo utshwala lobo, ngizicabangela ipipi lam nje eligqunywe yijean leyo engabe lisemlonyeni wam"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 12:38

hehehehheheh TheLady.

Cody
09 Dec 2008 12:43

Triple Lol The Lady!!!!!!!

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 12:49

Mina nawe Cngle should be best friends-I could learn a thing or two LOL
Off topic-iporn iyatholakala emgwaqeni eGoli? I need to start a collection.

Teri 101
09 Dec 2008 12:49

Hayi, ladiezzzzzzzzzz! U really r on "it" today! This "it" has its primary function as the male urinary organ, other functions r secondary. How the hel am I gonna pee at the night club drinking if u 'just want my apparatus" left at home 4 yo own use??? I enjoyed the read...... LOL

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 12:53

Off topic-iporn iyatholakala emgwaqeni eGoli? I need to start a collection.
hhahahha why uthanda ama underhands, just shop online.

How the hel am I gonna pee at the night club drinking if u 'just want my apparatus" left at home 4 yo own use??? I enjoyed the read...... LOL
It's a man's choice, to either pee in the club or pee inside me......LOL

Cody
09 Dec 2008 12:57

sixple lol Nonny!!!

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 12:59

"hhahahha why uthanda ama underhands, just shop online.' Not all those dvds are worth watching-and I can't preview and send back on line-if I but it emgwaqeni oma ngabe iya bhora at least I paid R10 bucks or so for it.

I watched one on Saturday-the guy was going 'don't fight me girl, fight the c*ck" ,he said it with a straight face hahaha, imagine paying R150 for crap like that..BTW-it'd be fun watching it and the stars speaking vernac...NtandoN-interested?

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 14:26

'don't fight me girl, fight the c*ck"
kwa kwa kwa what a cool challenge.

NtandoN
09 Dec 2008 15:55

The Lady: Icacile lento-wena NtandoN actually need lessons on proper foreplay-African style...hayi lena ye bold. A woman ezokutshela ukuthi ufike uqhanyelwe baba-maningi lama hour ngikulindile.

This is why I don't date unemployed women because they sit at home all day long doing nothing except opening their legs and expect you to come back from work with an erection??? Before I can do anything I need to take a bath, clear my mind off things, relax and then get to the mood.

Bold? I have never watch that trash, I wonder what is foreplay the african style as you have confess that u don't do foreplay at all but do fill me in please!

Nonny
09 Dec 2008 16:01

This is why I don't date unemployed women because they sit at home all day long doing nothing except opening their legs and expect you to come back from work with an erection???
Ouch!

mabhebheza
10 Dec 2008 17:58

tjotjotjo!!

Cande
10 Dec 2008 18:20

lol

Brown Shuga
11 Dec 2008 01:30

Thatha cnglemother lol

JuJu
11 Dec 2008 10:38

yho hayi NtandoN, at first I was impressed but I now realize uba there's no fun kwakho...everything yakho is a routine...who wants that, sometimes after a long hard day at work you just want that strong*whoosh* release, 10 minutes, send each other sms on the way to get you in the mood and everything is OK, ngoku apha kuwe I gotta wait for the weekend, hayi khona...

zoo
17 Dec 2008 13:04

MADODA UKE UMNYE UMUNTU AZE AKUBAMABE NOMA USUCHAMILE ANGAKUYEKI

zoo
17 Dec 2008 13:06

ieh guyz ngike ngabona omunye umntana la e goli efake i bhulukhwe elimhlophe ipenti ingaphandle and lapho ndabatywa ngacishe ngazichamela .. zingakanani impundu.. iyho, zezi uvele uchame ungekangeni umthondo.....

hayi ingane zintle la phandle .. leya liye uvlele ubeke nje umpipi ngaphezulu uchame nje qha!

jozi
17 Dec 2008 18:37

SL isilwane pho?tl!tl! i am sho wadliwa kwashushu impundu ngalo mini.

eish sani uyazi uma ungakakwazi ubumnandi okusekuchameni awazi lutho..

uchame ingane ikhale angithethi kona uma nichama nobabili. yhu!

hayi imnandi ikuku madoda...

uyangicaghzalo athi kubashushu impundu, eiy ngiye ngizibambe kubenzima ngalesosikhathi ngiqhanyelwe nginguba..

jozi
17 Dec 2008 18:40

uyazi kunento engiyinotisile, uma ungelukanga(cercumsised) awulihlikizi kahle ikhekhe. yho! sowelukile wemaa, uma uthi mpo, uthinte ubhontsisi same time ingane ikhale ubumnandi... ibe imnandi ikuku madoda...

uyazi ngike ngilikhothe ikhekhe aze achame ngiyi cline libe mhlophe qhwa....

hayi mantombazana nimnandi.. impundu zona uma uzolidla uvele ngemuva .. hehehehehe , uyayihlanyisa ingane...

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