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Embarrassingly Necessary

Written by Segololo from the blog Oh Moments on 11 Jan 2009
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After bearing two children, my body is doing and getting things I am mortified to go report to a doctor. as daunting as the visit is, for me to enjoy my life I will have to get help. The question is what kind of brave face and courage I need to drag to the doctor to admit my problem.

When you are preggies you get countless check-ups which eventually desensitizes you of your private parts being exposed. When you give birth there isn't much privacy and the lovely pain kills all your inhibitions. Yah, the nurses remind you every second that they were not there when you were davazing so deal with it… and they get paid.

I have piles - huge horrible sore piles. Going to the loo is like going to the slagpal. I'll spare you the details and get to the point - we often take our bodies for granted and pray or hope for a long life. Silly Silly people. When you know your body is saying – hey, I am in trouble. You can still help me… you ignore it and think “later”. It may be a weight-loss or gain, a headache, a painful leg, a flatulent time, a mobilizing period or a pile.

All I need is courage to go see my extremely understanding and wonderful doctor and bare it. I am certain she has seen worse but it wasn't my arse. At this point, I have no choice but would be open to a lactose intolerance test or a Panado (which doesn’t help in this case) than an arse check-up. I eat so much food with fibre that I could turn into an all-bran flake but it is not helping my situation.

King K tries to comfort me with words or questions like "the odd natural fart during sex or when laughing due to undigestion of milk ain't this bad, right? But as embarrassing as it is, I got tested". My dear hubby takes his health so serious I think there isn't specialist he has not seen. I have no qualms with getting my annual pap-smear but am terribly scared of a bumhole-check.

Wwhat medical condition have you suffered and has completely made you feel mortified to go back to the same doctor? How did you handle being touched during these visits? What did you learn from waiting too long to report that medical condition? What advice would you give me if you have had piles?



44 Comments

Toxic
12 Jan 2009 07:49

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't think i would go as well Sego.

My problem also stemmed during pregnancy. i was given penicillin and didn't know i'd have an alergic reaction to it. Anyway, i then had this terrible itch in my vjayjay which then spread to my bum-hole (transported by the whole wipe front-to-back thing). it itched like crazeeeee and i spent 3 days trying to self-diagnose....i googled like a whore and eventually bought something called witch-hazel. this didn't help. i eventually went to the doc when i 'infected' my partner...was given cream and the itch disappeared.

nice
12 Jan 2009 08:40

Thanks Sego for bringing TVSA to life. It is going to be interesting to "block" today.

I would also be uncomfortable, and hope that it would disppear but in your case it does not seem like it will.

For as long as I remember I have been struggling with period pains, and the clinic nurses terrorised my friends with pregnancy (saying when you had pains, it could be that you are pregnant) I decided that I will never go to the clinic/doctor for such. Thank God for nurofen, it is my best kept friend for period pains. I want to one day go for a check to a gynae but I am scared for life and have resolved that I will find a female gynae when I fall pregnant as by then it will be necessary, for the time being I will keep on praying that I do not get anything that will necessate the visit

Ms. Jay
12 Jan 2009 08:42

wat did he say it was? I also had a similar condition last year, it was a horrible experience, did he say that it would affect your womb in the long run? I put some fungus cream and it went away but at times it feels like it would start again

Ms. Jay
12 Jan 2009 08:51

that was directed to Toxic

maddie
12 Jan 2009 08:55

guys I have bloating problems, it does not matter what I eat, I just get bloated even when I drink water. anyone to help me figure this out please?

cleve
12 Jan 2009 09:00

I remember those piles Seg, how old is your baby? because mine just went away after a while. I told myself that there is no ways I'm going to a doctor with a sore ass.

Dimago
12 Jan 2009 09:04

I am lactose intolerant. Its an embarrassing condition to have. You stand up you fart, you walk you fart, one little movement you fart...huui...although i haven't been to the doctor, i have changed my diet to using Soy milk instead of cow's milk (and avoiding any food made of cow's milk) although not 100% cured, its a bit better.

Cody
12 Jan 2009 09:13

Some funny responses in here!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!! 

@ Dimango, triple lol, i can imagine farting everywhere!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!

J-Girl
12 Jan 2009 09:20

@ Dimago, yhooo u got it bad neh!! eish but at the same time that is funny!!

Positivity1
12 Jan 2009 09:28

You stand up you fart, you walk you fart, one little movement you fart...

I laugh, I fart...haaai khona this fart fart nonsense must go - kwaa kwaa kwaa

J-Girl
12 Jan 2009 09:32

what is the cause of that farting of that vijayjay, its embarrasing yhazi and I'm so not going to haul myself to the doctor for that it happens very occasionally but still one wants to try and avoid it all together, its not the sh@t i tell u

cleve
12 Jan 2009 09:45


what is the cause of that farting of that vijayjay, its embarrasing yhazi and I'm so not going to haul myself to the doctor for that it happens very occasionally but still one wants to try and avoid it all together, its not the sh@t i tell u 

@ Jgirl, It's called queiffing (sp). i don't think there is anything that you can do about that because it's air that goes into yor V-jay so naturally it needs to come out. It must not be embarrassing because there's nothing you can do about it. You can't even control it it like you  can control a fart. ( stand to be corrected) Except if you are Dimago you can't control your farts. (LOL)

Dimago
12 Jan 2009 09:50

Except if you are Dimago you can't control your farts. (LOL)
LMAO cleve..

J-Girl
12 Jan 2009 09:52

@ cleve, iyadika mos lanto... khona hw does that air get in, i assume its always closed and intact

Toxic
12 Jan 2009 09:58

LOL Dimago.

Jael, i was urinating traces of the penicillin and that caused the itching. i don't have it no more.

HARAMBE24
12 Jan 2009 10:11

U guys sound like my grandmother.........damn, she is the only one i can undestand when she refuses to c a doctor..coz its the old people's mentality that doctors will kill them.

Hello...my doctor has seen worse and the poor aging white man has heard it all. From anal sex gone wrong, to an almost bursting rectum...its a freaking doctor's job to peep up my arse... medical aid is baie duur....

If u have an illness, pls see a doctor b4 it gets worse....Sego, do it love. Hell, i will go with you and explain it to the doctor if ure embarassed..harambe style..LOL

Try getting screwed in the arse and having to explain to the doctor why it feels like sumbody set off a Pramastove up ure arse...LOL

felfel
12 Jan 2009 10:12

Piles are a biiaaatch, i dont have no babies and i've had them, well i didn't know it was them when i went to the Doc (a white posh lady), i told her of my symptoms, she smiled and put on her gloves and said i must take off my underware and bend over......iyhooooo, never have i been soooo enbarrased in ma life, she spread ma arse and checked, and said she thought so and prescribed some cream for my problem......
But she told me how to avoid them, apparently if you are constipated you shouldn't push, just let it go and try again later or take a laxative to soften your stools, because if you push, you push out the veins out your anus and they become sore and swollen, mine even burst and bled.
A friend of mine had to have them frozen and cut off, he couldn't even walk.

cleve
12 Jan 2009 10:14

@ cleve, iyadika mos lanto... khona hw does that air get in, i assume its always closed and intact

Think about umdavazo!!!!!! Is one of the many ways that air goes in there.

felfel
12 Jan 2009 10:17

One think i can never try is a pap smear with a male Doctor, no thanks ngiyabonga mina, i prefer a white female Doc and i always feel comfortable, other people prefer a man, ngekhe.

babetm
12 Jan 2009 10:19

@damingo. im sorry of the fart ure going thru. it must be embarrassing for u

Segololo
12 Jan 2009 10:57

felfel, you see! I can't see myself bending over for someone to glove my arse... 

Harambe Mokgotsi, I would take you with but you are too relaxed aroud doctors... you go there for everything

felfel
12 Jan 2009 11:04

Suffer then Sego!!!!!!

A male friend of mine waited so long while self medicating, that when he finally went to the Doc, his anus was closing up becos of the swollen veins, he had lost sooo much weight he thought he was dying. The Doc had to insert his finger and make a small incision to bring relief. 

Just go its not a big deal, try a white Doc, umntu omnyama uzothi uyamqgwalisa ngendutsu yakho......................bwaaaahahahahahahahah

Segololo
12 Jan 2009 11:07

felfel, my doc is a white female...I will make an appointment.

blueroze
12 Jan 2009 11:10

guys piles are sore i tell you.
after giving birth im May i went to the Dr for .....piles. 
he actually put his index finger in my arse ( gross) mara it was helpful becaause it was the only way to put everything back in.
eeeuw! 


ok back to reading replies....

HARAMBE24
12 Jan 2009 11:12

do it mokgotsi....

blueroze
12 Jan 2009 11:19

my Dr also gave me Annusol (sp) you insert it in your arse and it do wonders.
some pharmacies sell them without prescription.
Sego---you can go buy yourself some.

and my Dr is a black male.
when you are in pain you dont care about colour....phela those things are sore and you cant even sit properly. 

tshepiso
12 Jan 2009 11:27

Hi All

I got this kinda sickness called MYSTENIA GRAVIS, They (neurologist ) said it is muscle weakness. 
I have it from the age of 6 till todate. It is diagnosed as a chronic disease and I have to take tablet for boosting my muscles for the rest of my life. 

I have to visit the doctor each and everymonth, BUT I sometime take a year before visiting . What bothers me is the routine check ups. I already know what they gonna do SO it is like wasting of time. 

Now I was forced by the traffic department  to go for the eye specialist to fill in the forms, Unfortunately he referres me to the neurologist..... OH     

tshepiso
12 Jan 2009 11:28

Hi All

I got this kinda sickness called MYSTENIA GRAVIS, They (neurologist ) said it is muscle weakness. 
I have it from the age of 6 till todate. It is diagnosed as a chronic disease and I have to take tablet for boosting my muscles for the rest of my life. 

I have to visit the doctor each and everymonth, BUT I sometime take a year before visiting . What bothers me is the routine check ups. I already know what they gonna do SO it is like wasting of time. 

Now I was forced by the traffic department  to go for the eye specialist to fill in the forms, Unfortunately he referres me to the neurologist..... OH    i HAVE TO GO  

tshepiso
12 Jan 2009 11:28

Hi All

I got this kinda sickness called MYSTENIA GRAVIS, They (neurologist ) said it is muscle weakness. 
I have it from the age of 6 till todate. It is diagnosed as a chronic disease and I have to take tablet for boosting my muscles for the rest of my life. 

I have to visit the doctor each and everymonth, BUT I sometime take a year before visiting . What bothers me is the routine check ups. I already know what they gonna do SO it is like wasting of time. 

Now I was forced by the traffic department  to go for the eye specialist to fill in the forms, Unfortunately he referres me to the neurologist..... OH    i HAVE TO GO  

pameng2003
12 Jan 2009 11:33

y ungawasiki segolo??

i removed my tonsils yo dat was terrible then i removed all 4 back wisdom teeth so i think pregnancy will be next thing putting me in hospital!!!

felfel
12 Jan 2009 12:22

Iyho Pameng, i've been lucky so far mos, never had problems with tonsils, wisdom teeth, appendix, no pregnancy. I've had root canal treatment done last year and it was literally painless...........

GoldenSta
12 Jan 2009 12:24

<<Try getting screwed in the arse and having to explain to the doctor why it feels like sumbody set off a Pramastove up ure arse...LOL>> hahahahahahaha h24 primastove pho?

Sego sorry love I'm wincing just reading and imagining the pain. In July last year I braved it and had a pap smear for the first time. I even made sure I shaved...silly. Anyway it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be and I will go back this year. So just brave it and go maybe it won't be that bad... 

Segololo
12 Jan 2009 13:10

I've had root canal treatment as well, and I did not feel a thing!

Lady D
12 Jan 2009 13:51

I have two kids and i never experienced piles,but my main sickness is tonsils.I am very scared to go remove them at my age.I only suffer from two things:tonsils and flue xa!

Sego i gonna say this once:GO SEE THE DOCTOR!!!!

Floh
12 Jan 2009 17:53

Segololo pls go see the Doctor and worry after, tell yourself that you are @ labour ward @ Bara Hhosi behind wide open curtain all the male nurses passing by can see through your vayvay. You'll worry later.

I also need to buy that anusol, my problem is I take too long to go and do number2 and as a result I suffer. But these days it's better. I eat  All Bran.

@Toxic, what is the medication you used for itchy vayvay, I need prescription.

Brown Shuga
12 Jan 2009 19:21

<<<You stand up you fart, you walk you fart, one little movement you fart...huui...>>> OMG! I hope you have your own office gal....aircon always on? Askiesi!!

Sego nna I'm even too shy to do that pap smear...I did it for the first time last year and nakhona the Dr suggested it ...phew....luckily she was very gentle and it was really quick!

Good luck with your piles...sort them out soon!

(Mara you people are graphic maan!)

belz
12 Jan 2009 21:20

King K tries to comfort me with words or questions like "the odd natural fart during sex or when laughing due to undigestion of milk ain't this bad, right?>>> ROFLMAO!!!!!

i googled like a whore and eventually bought something called witch-haze>>>> LMAO!!!! yho hayi maan.

I am lactose intolerant. Its an embarrassing condition to have. You stand up you fart, you walk you fart, one little movement you fart...huui...although i haven't been to the doctor>>>>> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Except if you are Dimago you can't control your farts. (LOL>>>>> CTFU!!!

Im finished.

sweetie my baby
13 Jan 2009 09:55

iyooo, for such intelligent people, some guys take chances with their health!! Sego, you definitely top that list!!!!

nna,  i think of my doctor as my bodies best, best friend forever - and if things aren't ok, off we go to visit my bff!  maybe it's coz i was sick A LOT as a kid, and got very used to the doctors surgeries, but i do not hesitate when it comes to pain and my health.... sego, i cannot believe you're tolerating this pain and trying to avoid the doctor!!

madness!!! just GO! the damage you do to your body by trying to self-medicate is crazy - listen to that horrid story someone told about blood vessels bursting and incisions having to be made coz they delayed going to the doctor for what was a simple, simple issue!!! !! iyo!

GML
13 Jan 2009 14:19

Iyo guys. You kiil me.

I have not had any major issues except for sore teeth.

I can hardly talk when my teeth start acting up. I need to get fillings but i'm scared of injections. So I have been avoiding the dentist since my first filling, I've been walking around with holes in my teeth(back teeth). I told myself that I would go 1 week before I get married. Just as long as they dont use an injection to make my mouth numb.

GML
13 Jan 2009 14:26

I remember when I was using thse slimming belts (my tummy was big) and I was using atll the time. The only time I took it off was to take a shower. So One day I thought that my tummy should be back to normal so I took it off.

Tjo that night (every1 was asleep)...... I couldnt feel my legs and I thought I was paralyzed for life. I wanted to go to the toilet and I fell as I tried to get off my bed. Tjo. I was so shocked I started screaming.

Every1 in the house came into my room and they were rubbing my legs. I felt hot and cold at the same time. Can you imagine telling people youre hot and they make air for u . the next thing you're telling them you're cold and they are covering with those big blankets.

Jerr. I took so many tablets that night. My dad took me to hospital and explained to them my situation. They told my dad I will be fine. And I was the next day

Segololo
13 Jan 2009 14:26

GML, my denstist is great ifyou are in Jozi

no pain guaranteeed!

Dimago
13 Jan 2009 14:44

Bathong GML, so the belt caused temporary paralysis? That must have been really scary.

GML
13 Jan 2009 14:45

I also have a dentist with soft cotton wool hands who is good looking. Every reason to go to the dentidt every time. Mara as soon as I see the injection I start hyperventilating and sweating. I cry like a baby at the sight of an injection

Toxic
13 Jan 2009 16:07

tell me abt yr dentist Sego.


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