When to pay????

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 08:39

Hi to all, to you had a great weekend...

So ladies what do you do when you go out with the guys, do you go to the ladies just after he's called for the bill or do you simply sit there and wait for him to pay????

I always find it uncomfortable, so i try by all means to avoid the whole paying issue.....

Cande
26 Jan 2009 08:46

If a man is offering to pay, why do you bother?? some men find it hard for a woman to be settling bills while they are around.. Be a woman and let the man pay

belz
26 Jan 2009 08:48

If he asks you out on the first date, he must pay, you can offer to settle as time goes on. Some guys are offended by women wanting to settle (which is 0.1% of guys i have met) but some have no problem at all watching you settle their bill. The stories i can tell of bill paying, i would write a book, some men maar.

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 08:50

@ Cande - Okay, so i should let him pay for everything or there comes a point where i also need to offer??? after how long???

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 08:52

@Belz - that is what i wanna know as time goes on. share your stories pls Belzy i could learn a thing or two......

andi01
26 Jan 2009 08:57

Depends on who did the invite. if he invites u out, then he pays, but if u offer to take him out dining, then you pay

Cande
26 Jan 2009 09:03

The first few dates let him feel like a man and pay.

TheLady
26 Jan 2009 09:10

Let him pay girl, unless he stares at the bill forever-then you know the mafacka doesn't wanna pay or he is broke (settle it and get out of there...fast!!!). Third date (say he paid on first and second date and you really like him) you can pay or when you are taking him out-pay.

Strolicious
26 Jan 2009 09:11

u can make an arrangement,u pay on da first date and next tym im paying...it feels good when u pay 4 ur things and da guy became ashamed...i love dat moment...

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 09:12

LOL @ The Lady, yes i would most definitely run out of there as fast as i can, its such a turn off when a guy cant even settle the bill, eish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 09:15

Hey Stro <<<<<waving like a white guy>>>>>>>>

I think for me its more of him knowing that i can afford to pay my own bills more than anything else!!!!!!!!!

Best-Achiever
26 Jan 2009 09:16

Simple Porsh ... You ask me out, You settle up to the last cent of the bill. when i ask you out, i pay up to the lastcent of your bill.

Dimago
26 Jan 2009 09:21

Simple Porsh ... You ask me out, You settle up to the last cent of the bill. when i ask you out, i pay up to the lastcent of your bill.
i agree

nice
26 Jan 2009 09:24

@ Andi: Depends on who did the invite. if he invites u out, then he pays, but if u offer to take him out dining, then you pay

Yes I always (used to) apply the rule as well and find it always works!!

poshspice
26 Jan 2009 09:27

Cande:The first few dates let him feel like a man and pay.
BA: Simple Porsh ... You ask me out, You settle up to the last cent of the bill. when i ask you out, i pay up to the lastcent of your bill.

echoed. try to loosen up a bit.The majority of guys don't actually like a woman that offers to pay...it really makes them feel like men if you let them pay... but I know it's very difficulty to let go, it's like you are giving away control of your life especially if you are used to doing things for yourself and being in control of your life...

u4me
26 Jan 2009 09:28

The one initiating an outing must settle the bill, if you know that you are broke you better stay at home or check with your date if he doesnt mind to pay.

cleve
26 Jan 2009 09:34

Simple Porsh ... You ask me out, You settle up to the last cent of the bill. when i ask you out, i pay up to the lastcent of your bill.

That's the way to go.

poshspice
26 Jan 2009 09:34

just make sure you carry your purse with enough cash, it will put you at ease to know you'll be able to help in case he forgot his wallet at home or cards..eish you'll never know!!!
...but it is highly unlikely in the first few dates...he still wants to impress you.

u4me
26 Jan 2009 09:39

As a guy i will be left with a bruised ego when a lady offers to pay even though i knew that i was not willing to pay. Most times guys act rich just to impress the gals, buying stuff that normally you cant even buy for yourself.......hmmm....the power of women......

belz
26 Jan 2009 09:40

The first few dates let him feel like a man and pay>>> Some guys dont really care about feeling like men, some guys a f! nje. for example i went for a movie with this guy, we check out the movie we wanna watch, the lady tells us its 66 rand for both of us, he pays, kay, we were about an hour early for the movie and we decided to sit for ice cream. Now the guy asks us to pliz pay the bill coz he wants to cash up, the bill was 43 rand i think, that guy scratched his jeans, and was like : "konje ngiyibekephi iwallet yami" (where did i put my wallet by the way? WTF???? you dont carry a handbag idiot, so its in your jean pocket!!!!!!!!! it took him about 8 minutes to scratch for it, i was so uncomfortable, i just took my wallet and paid, he was like "oh uyabhadala, okhey" mnciim!!! so how do you make someone like that feel like a man when they are acting like an 8 year old boy who get a 60 rand allowance.

pkpage
26 Jan 2009 09:43

OFFER to help but if he insist just let the poor guy pay. there is nothing more intimidating to guys than a chick who can afford herself. what you can do is to cook for him at home. and let me warn you: NEVER pay for yourself infront of his freinds UNLESS he is ok with it.

when you are comfortable with each other and have been doing this for such a time, then we are fine with sharing the bill.guys don't want to be incapable.

i am a man so i know this.

Strolicious
26 Jan 2009 09:46

heita ngwana Porsch
I think for me its more of him knowing that i can afford to pay my own bills more than anything else!!!!!!!!!.....mina even if i wanna go some where i will faka petrol for dat person unless azama ukungi charmer...Cande im going for my Lic test soon.i wont tell you when but soon,,,guys pls pray for me....lol

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 09:50

That is so true Belz, i went out with this guy to steers right, so i'm like can we go to steers i havent had ribs in a long time so on my mind i'm thinking obviously i'm going to pay.

I like my ribs so i buy the 500g all the time, there he goes ordering 250g ribs before i could even say a word so i thought shame the poor guy doesnt have enough money on him that's why he jumped at the chance of ordering and he orderd some cheap burger for himself.......atleast he paid

Same guy we drive to spar and i wanted Toblorome chocolate the big one cause i know it lasts me atleast a week, now this was classic he left me there rushed to the chocolate counter and got me the smallest one and i was like WTF???

Nonny
26 Jan 2009 09:52

guys don't want to be incapable.
Eish maar guys need to get over themselves, a woman paying dosn't make u an incapable person, instead u should be glad u have found umfazi ozimele.

that guy scratched his jeans, and was like : "konje ngiyibekephi iwallet yami"
kwa kwa kwa that is such a looser comment, like the type of guy that has a tight budget and doesn't order anything to eat and just stares at u while u eat.

u4me
26 Jan 2009 09:52

i know of a guy who told the lady to order anything she need on their date, and hell yes she did so, knownig the guy will settle the bill. when she was about to finish the meal the guy told her he forgot the wallet in the car, so he will be back. She waited for eternity with no sign of the guy coming back.

Unfortunately she never had any cash to pay ,so she was instructedto help in the kitchen cleaning the plates and stuff just to repay back for the meal.

So ladies always have contidency plan, just in case you get served, more especially when going out with strangers.

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 09:52

@Stroh - that licence is yours, all you need to do is claim it>>>>>>

Strolicious
26 Jan 2009 09:53

NEVER pay for yourself infront of his freinds UNLESS he is ok with it. we went out with my guy frnd and they bought us Savanna's we just left them came back with our stuff they were so embarrassed....i enjoyed every min of it....

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 09:58

like the type of guy that has a tight budget and doesn't order anything to eat and just stares at u while u eat.

ahh Nonny that happens???? i will be so uncomfortable i'll somer offer him to order food and i'l pay for him>>>>>

Eish scratching for his wallet for 8 minutes i'll be like dude please!!!!!

Best-Achiever
26 Jan 2009 09:59

echoed. try to loosen up a bit.The majority of guys don't actually like a woman that offers to pay...it really makes them feel like men if you let them pay... but I know it's very difficulty to let go, it's like you are giving away control of your life especially if you are used to doing things for yourself and being in control of your life...

@Poshspice ..... like i said, if you ask me out, i wont get in your way and pay the bill, it is all yours including transport from my place to where ever we are unless if you asked me to meet you there and i agreed(which i often dont agree to), But if i asked you out, then you have to let me pay ....if your ego allowed you to agree on me taking yo out then it must agree on me paying the bill ...

nice
26 Jan 2009 10:01

Same guy we drive to spar and i wanted Toblorome chocolate the big one cause i know it lasts me atleast a week, now this was classic he left me there rushed to the chocolate counter and got me the smallest one and i was like WTF???

Shame Porsch, he was just making sure that you dont cripple his wallet, at least he is trying to pay, and he knows what he can afford!!

Good luck with your Lic test Stro,

Best-Achiever
26 Jan 2009 10:04

Unfortunately she never had any cash to pay ,so she was instructedto help in the kitchen cleaning the plates and stuff just to repay back for the meal.

So ladies always have contidency plan, just in case you get served, more especially when going out with strangers.

@U4me ... have heard so many similar stories to this and hence my number one rule is i dont agree to any date when i cant afford what i would like to eat and i dont go out without my card(but i will never offer to pay when i have been invited).

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 10:05

@ Nice - that's what i though too.... eish mara you see guys driving all these expensive cars and you think they have money....

What's point of driving a Range Rover Sport if you cant afford chocolate???? haikhona

Strolicious
26 Jan 2009 10:15

eish mara you see guys driving all these expensive cars and you think they have money....Play far from dos guys they r broke,

makgotso
26 Jan 2009 10:17

@ Porsh - my apologies for messing up your blog please delete my response

Cody
26 Jan 2009 10:19

LOL at the guys with tight budgets.i remember this one that wanted to take me to Wimpy on our first date. imagine, wimpy??? nxa!!

Nonny
26 Jan 2009 10:22

LOL at the guys with tight budgets.i remember this one that wanted to take me to Wimpy on our first date. imagine, wimpy??? nxa!!
Obviously ur next date was gonna be at Hungry Lion Cody.....LOL

belz
26 Jan 2009 10:22

makgkotso, what are you on about, im confused.

Cody
26 Jan 2009 10:22

LOL Nons!!!!!!

Nonny
26 Jan 2009 10:25

makgkotso, what are you on about, im confused.
Belz - They thought it wads the Gen Teasers, mina angazi why abantu bengafundi coz this ain't the first time be poster in the wrong article.

belz
26 Jan 2009 10:28

LOL!!! @Hugnry Lion, maybe nawe you act like one.

myname
26 Jan 2009 10:28

I neva pay 4 my food, even the 1/3 nor half of my bill. I ONLY pay when im with my girls!!!! I dont care whether its my pay day or what, he pays! So dear if u wanna pay, u can pay, bt damn gil i pray u only pay for own food. Sana iyadliwa indoda eGoli LOL!!!!! Hello Guys.....

Strolicious
26 Jan 2009 10:32

LOL @ Myname>>Sana iyadliwa indoda eGoli LOL!!!!!

Nonny
26 Jan 2009 10:33

LOL!!! @Hugnry Lion, maybe nawe you act like one.
LOL mina if u take me to Hungry Lion on our first date I would murder u one time. I would rather go to ushisa nyama elokshini than go to a KFC wanna-be but never gonna-be.

Nonny
26 Jan 2009 10:34

Sana iyadliwa indoda eGoli LOL!!!!!
Thatha Myname, true Xhosa style yokudla indoda ne?

Serenity
26 Jan 2009 10:35

i think, that guy scratched his jeans, and was like : "konje ngiyibekephi iwallet yami" (where did i put my wallet by the way? WTF???? you dont carry a handbag idiot, so its in your jean pocket!!!!!!!!!

ROFLOL

Simple Porsh ... You ask me out, You settle up to the last cent of the bill. when i ask you out, i pay up to the lastcent of your bill.

Exactly!! Luckily we ladies never asked them out...so they must cough up!! Beside i find it "inapproppriate" for me to pay for the guy (where's his pride)

belz
26 Jan 2009 10:37

LOL!!! myname, awadleki amadoda maan.

Serenity
26 Jan 2009 10:38

LOL at the guys with tight budgets.i remember this one that wanted to take me to Wimpy on our first date. imagine, wimpy??? nxa!!
Obviously ur next date was gonna be at Hungry Lion Cody.....LOL

ROFLOL

myname
26 Jan 2009 10:45

Hai sana Belz uvelaphi doll? LOL guys but honestly i neva pay & i dont even feel guilty about that. Whether i ask u out or the way around, A man pay. And yes i dont play with fire coz i always carry my wallet incase the bastard is broke. But all in all i neva have a bad luck. I thank God 4 these stories ngizizwa ngabantu hehehe

Strolicious
26 Jan 2009 11:17

Myname may i have a crash(sp) course to idla indoda....my pride dont allow me...

GML
26 Jan 2009 11:18

If you suggested the date then you pay if he did he pays. If you both agreed to it then take turns to pay. He paid first time 2nd time it's your turn

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 12:05

Sana iyadliwa indoda eGoli LOL!!!!! ROFLMAO, how come you dont feel guilty Myname??? not even once????

Tshd21
26 Jan 2009 13:56

Offer to pay, if he agrees, pay, if he doesn't, don't argue with the dude, let him pay.

I don't reali pay on dates. Phela when we go out, the bill usually runs up to R300 or more bantu...that is half my grocery right there....spend it on one outing?? Aowa.

I had 2 complimentary tickes tsa ko NuMetro the othe day. I paid for cooldrinks and he didn't want popcorn. So technically, I paid for the date! :)

Gaaaaad, I think I'm a cheap skate!!!! Am gonna offer to pay next time, and hope like hell he says no...

myname
26 Jan 2009 14:18

Iyooo Porsch angekhe dear LOL. OK ok maybe its bcoz im a cheap woman. I love meat & sea food. So if im craving 4 ribs, i go to Spur/Meat Company. If im craving 4 sea food, Ocean Basket is the place & if im craving 4 lamb shank, Dros is the place & so on. So honestly writing, i dont go 2 these expensive restuarant & another thing i dont go far when im going 2 the date with a stranger. I want local restuarants so i can call 1 of my freinds if the date turns ugly....I guess im still lucky & nam im always careful. And i always joke about these stories, 2 let him know that im aware ukuba i cant b a dish washer if akakhokhi nam ndi broke

LM
26 Jan 2009 14:36

LOL at the guys with tight budgets.i remember this one that wanted to take me to Wimpy on our first date. imagine, wimpy??? nxa!! LMAO@ Cody. I did go to Wimpy for my first date and this man gave me R20 to buy something for him and I to drink...LOL...when I came back with the drinks and his R0.05 change he apologised saying that he forgot to give me money to buy myself iets to eat. following date, at the same complex, I saw him coming out of PnP with a plastic bag containing 2 cooldrinks cans...tl tl tl tl tl tl...we were supposed to have a drinks date. I can be very humble and accommodating so we ended up having our cans on the chairs outside wimpy (it was closed)....

Cody
26 Jan 2009 16:13

I can be very humble and accommodating so we ended up having our cans on the chairs outside wimpy (it was closed)....

LOL!!!! Jerr LM you've got a liver (sebete) for nonsense!!!!! Nna i will never do that, you even went on the second date????at least my guy wanted us to go inside wimpy not outside.LOL LM, my situation could have been worse mos.

Porsch
26 Jan 2009 16:34

Atleast i dont even like wimpy so i will never ever find myself there, no matter what!!!!!

Dimago
26 Jan 2009 16:39

I did go to Wimpy for my first date and this man gave me R20 to buy something for him and I to drink...LOL...when I came back with the drinks and his R0.05 change he apologised saying that he forgot to give me money to buy myself iets to eat. following date, at the same complex, I saw him coming out of PnP with a plastic bag containing 2 cooldrinks cans...tl tl tl tl tl tl...we were supposed to have a drinks date. I can be very humble and accommodating so we ended up having our cans on the chairs outside wimpy (it was closed)....
LMAO LM..shem...you are kind my friend!

what aka mathata
26 Jan 2009 16:40

im tired with Golddigger broudgu,

DJ Why why
26 Jan 2009 17:09

I will read the responses in a sec:

I say talk about it, tell him how you feel it removes the awkwardness.. I also feel uncomfortable .....as in feeling like disappearing to the ladies and coming back when ready to leave.....Worse when he counts the coins....i feel like screaming...*for Pete's sake lemme pay already*... I blame my mom, she discouraged us from recieving I am such a bad reciever ....i always feel the need to payback...

LEBERA
26 Jan 2009 17:38

If he was the one who ask u first then he has to pay
if he ask u again then u have to share the bill together

but u are allowed to tell him that the resturant its experncieve u cant aford to go and eat in that resturant
if he a nice he will understand

LEBERA
26 Jan 2009 17:40

by the way guys

its my first time here today

what aka mathata
26 Jan 2009 17:44

welcome home lebera.

Foxxy
26 Jan 2009 17:45

Lol at Belz "konje ngiyibekephi iwallet yami" ... 8 minutes looking for his wallet? Girl did u have to embarass him for that long? Guess there was no popcorn for the movie. or did u both pretend to be full on ice-cream...

LEBERA
26 Jan 2009 17:54

thank u
What aka mathata

Brown Shuga
26 Jan 2009 18:33

Interesting article Porsch!! My thing is that if he asks you out the first time then he mmust pay but if you continue going out on dates then you pay, he pays, depending on whether you have money or not.

Personal experience:
Met this guy through one of the celebs I interviewed and we became friends. He called me one day wanting to have dinner, I was broke so I said no, brother man insisted till I gave in. I stay in Boksburg, he stays around Cresta and says we should meet in Melville. I'm like okay, it's far for me but at least I won't have to pay for the food so I'll drive there.

We ordered dinner, he had 3 beers, I had one glass of juice & water. The bill came, he ignored it, waiter came, left, came back, no one had touched the bill until my "date" saw I wasnt touching the bill. Eventually when the waiter came back again, my date picked the bill up and said.."We'll split this halfway." In my head I'm like "WTF??" but my mouth said "Ok".
He took out his half & didn't even consider the fact that he drank beer, which is more expensive than my water! Worst of all, I didn't have cash on me so even though he saw that I was taking out my debit card to pay for "my half"...he didn't offer to pay! I all of a sudden told him I had to go...

I drove home swearing and mad at myself for even agreeing to go there in the first place. I never returned any of his calls/emails/sms' since that night & if he ever reads this, he'll know why! Nx...I'm upset all over again!

Cnglemother
26 Jan 2009 22:55

Kwa-kwa-kwa!shame BS.i was in a similar situation at mugg and bean sandton city 4years ago.the man offered to take me out 4 lunch as it was his payday.he ordered a muffin and coffee and i got suspicious who has coffee 4 lunch,but i ran the bill to the roof.the bill came and wavula iwallet tla ngeR20 yo i cringed wathi uya kwiATM.yo the Xhosa in me came alive i told him jonga awuyindawo,ndim ohambayo wena sala nalebill ndimkile.I actually left him still holding loR20 emdaka.since that day i carry cash or means to pay on a date.I dont pay nge first date.im generally not ok with spending my money on guys who dont spend on me.makudliwe eyendoda kuqala then we take it from there,but like tshidi said there's a limit on how much i can spend on a guy,anything ova R150 on one date is to o much.i have been generous b4 never again.

DJ Why why
27 Jan 2009 07:06

yo the Xhosa in me came alive i told him jonga awuyindawo,ndim ohambayo wena sala nalebill ndimkile.I actually left him still holding loR20 emdaka.since that day i carry cash or means to pay on a date

Kwa kwa kwa @ Cngle BS.....tjo!

Normali ne (in Nandos add tone) ......I offer to do a 50/50... or even pay for the whole thing.... OR have an agreement before we get there....

One time i went on this prank "blind date"..... eish i knew the second i layed my eyes on him that i wanted OUT of the situation.....that night i was nt gonna pay a cent.... and i knew it!!! and i did nt!.... I still say talk about it gal before u hear waiter saying, *sorry maam, there is something wrong with this card...for some reason it's not going thru*

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 09:17

I guess most ladies don't know what they want, why I'm saying this is because I have noticed a long time ago that them have problem when it comes to paying the bill at the restaurant.

Most ladies break up with me reason being that I'm selfish, proud and arrogant that's what they say. Why? because I pay for everything for the begining to the end of relationship.

I had an argument with my gfriend last week because I always settle the bill when we go out, I cook for her, do the dishes, clean the house, if she buys something for me be it grocery or gift I will refund her in full. Since we dated I have refunded her for every expense incurred on my behalf including taxi fares, the perfume, soap that she baths with when she's coming to visit me.

Now she's complaining that she doesn't feel important or that she adds value in my life, can the ladies tell me what the want?

Cody
27 Jan 2009 09:27

hai leshano feela moo! NtandoN are you for real??

Best-Achiever
27 Jan 2009 09:29

I had an argument with my gfriend last week because I always settle the bill when we go out, I cook for her, do the dishes, clean the house, if she buys something for me be it grocery or gift I will refund her in full. Since we dated I have refunded her for every expense incurred on my behalf including taxi fares, the perfume, soap that she baths with when she's coming to visit me.

@NtandoN..i'll also be offended ..rellationship is a two way street.... give and take ... she isnt a charity case and you are not her sponsor ..stop acting like one .... what is the meaning of gift to you?

cleve
27 Jan 2009 09:34

I had an argument with my gfriend last week because I always settle the bill when we go out, I cook for her, do the dishes, clean the house, if she buys something for me be it grocery or gift I will refund her in full. Since we dated I have refunded her for every expense incurred on my behalf including taxi fares, the perfume, soap that she baths with when she's coming to visit me.

@ Ntando N, please tell me where we find men like you????

In a way I understand where your lady is coming from. I mean, maybe she wants to cook for you and do the dishes for you once in a while. Give her a chance to pay when you go out and when she buys you something please don't refund it because it makes her feel like she can do something for you aswell.

makgotso
27 Jan 2009 09:48

I had an argument with my gfriend last week because I always settle the bill when we go out, I cook for her, do the dishes, clean the house, if she buys something for me be it grocery or gift I will refund her in full. Since we dated I have refunded her for every expense incurred on my behalf including taxi fares, the perfume, soap that she baths with when she's coming to visit me.

I will be offended too if I was your girlfriend, hayi stay single joe ngeke phela in a relationship it's about give and take, wena you give, give, give.

If somebody take me out he must pay but I don't mind contributing if ngibona ukuthi zimbi izindaba. The best thing that my mother taught me is that if somebody takes you out ask the limit of how much you can order so that you won't find yourself washing the dishes or else have the cash in you.

blueroze
27 Jan 2009 10:00

i think wena Ntando you are telling a white lie somewhere....this is too good to be true

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 10:21

blueroze: I do not mix my relationships with money because women tend to have some sort of entitlement on you if you share the bill with them. Every women who has broken up with me would be lying to say they lost anything of monetary value.

Imagine what happened when you and your woman split the bills in half including the house/flat and car and then you broke up? If you are not married you will have to go back home and sleep in the ironing board in the kitchen.

I have heard women say "when I found you, you were nothing, you didn't even have an underwear and now you leaving me?" Hell no it aint gonna happen to me.

I've got my own house fully furnished I don't need no one to buy anything there, not even knorrox cube.

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 10:28

it's black blueroze

cleve
27 Jan 2009 10:29

I've got my own house fully furnished I don't need no one to buy anything there, not even knorrox cube.

@ Ntando N, then you are not in a relationship if you don't make your woman feel like she contributes something in your life. (financially) You are thinking about yourself here and not about the woman you love.

We are not sayibg that you must make her buy you furniture and a car, but small things like paying when you go out, or buying you sock even if they are from Pick 'n Pay, just to show that she loves you and she does think about you.

Cande
27 Jan 2009 10:29

LMAO

Cody
27 Jan 2009 10:35

Witchcraft ke ya eng entleik? NtandoN, you know what, you are too good to be true.

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 10:37

Am imagining this scenario

TL: Merry xmas love, I hope you like the t-shirt
Him: It's cute, how much was it?
TL: That's not important hawu-i just wanna spoil my man
Him: No baby how much was it?
TL: R200
him: (taking a R200 note from his wallet) there you go dear-thanx for the tshirt
TL: No it was a gift
Him: I know but I feel I need to pay you the money you spent so that if we break up you don't feel entitled to anything in my house

I mean WTF??? I'd throw the R200 back at him and leave the freaking selfish idiot...

makgotso
27 Jan 2009 10:39

A collegue of mine once said to me even if you are to provide for yourself but you should ask from your partner ukuze naye azizwe awumuntu... elami ke lelo

Cody
27 Jan 2009 10:41

Triple lol TheLady & the senario.!! guys please dont tell me you believe NtandoN's far fetched stories. this guy is leaving a fantacy i understand perfectly and NtandoN, it is okay to dream, i mean hell everyone is entitled to dream.

awelani
27 Jan 2009 10:42

LOL @ BS...

Ntando, i hope u just joking bout refunding ur gal for everything she buys 4 u...

Cody
27 Jan 2009 10:42

meant living not leaving

awelani
27 Jan 2009 10:44

Cody, daznt this article reminds u of something i once told u bout some broke-ass brada,?? LMAO

Cande
27 Jan 2009 10:44

NtandoN o bua maaka, nyaa le fa gotwe motho o nale chelete maan

Best-Achiever
27 Jan 2009 10:47

LOL, TheLady.... thatwould be the worst day of anybody's day...

eish NtandoN...your actions are too selfish for a relationship ... few people can handle that if not none. so you dont have appreciation vein in your body .... have yoou have took a minute to think how she must be feeling especial when you pay for a gift you didnt ask her to buy .... you are emotional abusing that woman ..tjo

Best-Achiever
27 Jan 2009 10:49

have yoou have took = have youever took

awelani
27 Jan 2009 10:51

I once met a guy, he sed we shud meet, we met @ a hotel and i paid coz the brada sed he daznt have money but he will give my half when he has the money, then he tells me he's hungry, he wanted Streetwise 2(um not jokin), gave him money to go an buy and when it was time to go home, he tells me he didnt have money 2 go home, i gave him the money

the following month, we went to a hotel again, he sed he was gonna pay, mara i remember taking money out of my wallet 2 pay coz yena he didnt have time to go to the atm, but this time i didnt buy food 4 him nor give him money 2 go home, just told him um also broke, but somehow he amnaged to get home and not by foot. Dude never paid for anything, NX!!!

makgotso
27 Jan 2009 10:51

LOL@ the scenario, eishhh TL it makes it worse imagine how bruised you ego is gonna be

Cody
27 Jan 2009 10:51

Cody, daznt this article reminds u of something i once told u bout some broke-ass brada,??

yeah Awe!! when i saw the article it reminded me of you! LOL

awelani
27 Jan 2009 10:54

LOL

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 10:55

You only pay for bills when you asked for a date.

We ordered dinner, he had 3 beers, I had one glass of juice & water. The bill came, he ignored it, waiter came, left, came back, no one had touched the bill until my "date" saw I wasnt touching the bill. Eventually when the waiter came back again, my date picked the bill up and said.."We'll split this halfway." In my head I'm like "WTF??" but my mouth said "Ok".
He took out his half & didn't even consider the fact that he drank beer, which is more expensive than my water! Worst of all, I didn't have cash on me so even though he saw that I was taking out my debit card to pay for "my half"...he didn't offer to pay! I all of a sudden told him I had to go...

Shame BS le a dibona hle........... ha ha ha ha iyhoh. Lucky him it wasn't me. "Ek sal hom die bietjie wat ek het geleer het"

maud
27 Jan 2009 11:05

@Myname-Sana iyadliwa indoda eGoli LOL!!!!! Hello Guys,
hayi mina i am lost, ufuna ukubhadalani manje ,uyindoda makabhatale,i dont pay for anything unless you are a visitor at my place, or i have invited you which doesnt happened often.

blueroze
27 Jan 2009 11:07

ROTFLMBAO...The Lady (o bosso wena*in my best Vuyo Mbuli accent*)
huuuwiiiii TVSA la Rocka...everyday

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 11:07

NTANDON Said>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>had an argument with my gfriend last week because I always settle the bill when we go out, I cook for her, do the dishes, clean the house, if she buys something for me be it grocery or gift I will refund her in full. Since we dated I have refunded her for every expense incurred on my behalf including taxi fares, the perfume, soap that she baths with when she's coming to visit me.

NOWONDER YOU STILL A COMMUTER

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 11:08

I met a brother who got on a bus from JHB to Dbn for a blind date-we met and I realised that I wasn't attracted to him, so we went out and drank with my girls and then we dropped him at a hotel where he was suppose to sleep-and he asked us topass by the ATM so that he can withdraw money to book...I wasn't paying for no room I wasn't gonna sleep in.

I met him the next day and we walked along the beach until my legs hurt and I asked why was he still in Dbn, he said he was waiting for his bro to deposit money for him to go home-he sat there with dry-ass chapped lips until 7 pm-I finally felt sorry for the mafacka and got him a BUS ticket..or hell no he ain't getting on a plane on my money. Next weekend he was asking me to buy him a ticket bck to Dbn coz he was missing me...HELLLOOOOO? I see him on FB nowadays.

felfel
27 Jan 2009 11:08

Iyhooo.......lol

Mna, i always make sure that i carry money, if i'm broke i take my credit card with me andifuni ukuhlazeka, ofcoz deep insisde i'm wishing he could pay but if he don't budge i look at that bill and circle wat i had and swipe.

However, i enjoy spending time in ma house with a man and i buy the grocies and cook for us, snacks included, if i'm broke i just ask him to bring a bottle of wine (not a 2litre of coke), besides its only good manners that you bring something for your host even if its a chocolate. Thats why ke i feel a nigga should pay if i've been cooking for him all along.

Frst date: he must pay, how else am i gonna measure his generosity???? I normally just ask him to stop over at the garage on the way home and i go get snacks for both of us without asking him, just to appease him.....lol

Otherwise, u just need to be creative, i don't really like restaurants mna, so i can offer to come cook in his house and i bring the ingredients and he must buy drinks, restaurants are boring sometimes......how about a picinic for 2nd date and you both make the food and get lotsa fruit.....

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 11:10

hayi bo tshepiso, brothaman drives a BMW7 series

blueroze
27 Jan 2009 11:23

has anyone ever wondered why NtandoN likes to mention his worldly possesions????
this dude **sigh**

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 11:30

tshepiso: I am driving but paying for her taxi fares she paid when coming to my place because she once complained about it.

TheLady: I do not give it back like that but i would put it in her hand bag, she caught up with me because i once put the slip with the money together.

Best-Achiever: That's what she said that I am abusing her and then I told her to take a hike and she refused, I suggested we see a therapist she refused again.

It's not that I'm rich but I work and can afford myself, as a Muslim I am more than willing to give but not to accept. My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them

The only person I accept gifts from is only my mother.

Dimago
27 Jan 2009 11:36

makgotso
27 Jan 2009 11:36

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them : TJO!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimago
27 Jan 2009 11:37

Sorry Posrch!

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them
Hau!!! You are a strange person.

Pooky
27 Jan 2009 11:39

yoh!!!

felfel
27 Jan 2009 11:39

hahahahaha I don't know why you guys are bothering with NtandoN, this guy lives in his own mind, myekeni.....NtandoN has a problem not monetary but mentaly and persona kind.
No, NtandoN i swear i'm not insulting you, but your character is just not a normal one. You were right to suggest that you see a therapist with your gf pity she refused cos you would have gained alot of insight into urself, cos this has nothing to do with affording things its beyond that, again I'm not trying to insult you its just my observation.

awelani
27 Jan 2009 11:47

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them : yhooooo!!! ur a desicription of "Uchoma"
The only person I accept gifts from is only my mother>>this is a problem, maybe u need to see a therapist alone not with ur gal, ur the 1 who needs help, i think its about time u cut that umblical cord from ur mom, ur a grown man, i bet u only wana eat food that's cookd by ur mom, c'mon bra..

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 11:51

'and then I told her to take a hike and she refused, I suggested we see a therapist she refused again. "
This poor idiot...tell her to register here...I wanna have a word with her..

cleve
27 Jan 2009 11:53

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them

tjo that's so cruel, you are ruled by pride. It's killing you and the people who love you.

Cody
27 Jan 2009 11:54

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Felfel, ke lame leo!!! i dont even know why people entertain him he is just a fantacy baby. He lies nje!! i dont know what the hell he is trying to do because it ain't working. NtandoN, just be yourself, i am sure we will like you without your bazzar personality.

awelani
27 Jan 2009 11:54

LMAO @ TL

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 11:58

@ thelady - I suspect a BMW 2 SERIES

Since you so wealth MR nTANDOn why can't you buy her a simple UNO it cost less than R50 000. you can find it at all the FIAT MOTOR DEALERS

Best-Achiever
27 Jan 2009 11:59

@NtandoN ....
That's what she said that I am abusing her and then I told her to take a hike and she refused, I suggested we see a therapist she refused again

you must just leave a poor child alone until you figure our the meaning of relationship ...not the need to use her so you can feel superior ... you are slowly but surely killing that girl

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them
That's very very rude and an insult!

The only person I accept gifts from is only my mother.
You should consider to be in relationship with only your mother.

on second thought..THIS ISNT TRUE ...i dont know why do i even entertain it

felfel
27 Jan 2009 12:01

He's got you hooked BA ...hahhahahahahahaaa

Cody
27 Jan 2009 12:03

LOL TheLady!! you just made my day!!!

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 12:03

Unfortunately my mom is Christian and I eat strictly halaal.

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 12:04

CORRECTION >>>>> WEALTHY

Best-Achiever
27 Jan 2009 12:06

tltltltltl
not anymore felfel....im beating myself for entertaining him in the first place..mnxm

Cody
27 Jan 2009 12:10

LOL you guys!! Ntando please check the meaning of the word "delusional" my skat! I am sure after checking it you will realise that you have a problem.

Lessie
27 Jan 2009 12:16

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them

Is this because you are a muslim????

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 12:17

Unfortunately my mom is Christian and I eat strictly halaal.

So, that means you are Muslim, sies tog

blueroze
27 Jan 2009 12:21

ntando ga o lape ne!
some idioto!

Nomfacey
27 Jan 2009 12:22

Whoever..... If you suggested or invited him to dinner...then you pay......and if he did, then let him pay.....atleast for the first few dates.....to break the ice and then after that whoever gets their hands on the bill settles it......but atleast he'll get used to the fact that u're willing to pay (and not get offended by it)...some men take these things seriously

maud
27 Jan 2009 12:26

@LEBERA- Welcome to our family

Lex
27 Jan 2009 12:31

@ NtandoN - 'My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them'
I'm still trying to find a word to describe you...

Nomfacey
27 Jan 2009 12:32

I can't help laughing at BS's personal experience.....I had a similar encounter, but atleast i was told right after i'd been offered dinner....dude just said do you wanna go to dinner, an excited me shouts Yes! and then he says ok we'll go half, where do u wanna go?...........with a little less enthusiasm, i tried to think of the cheapest place i knew.......and I was SOOO broke.....

Pooky
27 Jan 2009 12:34

He's got you hooked BA ...hahhahahahahahaaa
LOL

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 12:35

I carry my lunchbox (scaftin) everyday If one of those idiot ask me to go out for lunch , I won't hesitate to say YES. I make sure I leave my workplace without my purse.

Lex
27 Jan 2009 12:42

@ Tshepido - Since you so wealth MR nTANDOn why can't you buy her a simple UNO it cost less than R50 000. you can find it at all the FIAT MOTOR DEALERS
I was about to ask brother man the same thing,ebile UNO e expensive,a mo rekele Chery.
NtandoN - u really are something else my brother.I know a lot of Muslims and they dont have a problem with accepting gifts from non Muslims.And what's this about your mom being Christian and you only eating Halaal?Your mom can buy the Halaal meat mos(I don't understand why you had to squeeze that sentence in).

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 12:43

I'm still trying to find a word to describe you...ha ha ha ha ha

E re ke go thuse......... ka nagana gore ke LEFETWA la monna

blueroze
27 Jan 2009 13:07

kwa kwa kwa
tshepiso wa mpolaya....

ga e le nna ka ntando words fail me....

tracy
27 Jan 2009 13:16

LOL>....... The Lady

DJ Why why
27 Jan 2009 13:38

My colleagues once bought me a t-shirt for my birthday and I tore it in front of them. If I need a t-shirt/socks I know where to find them. The only person I accept gifts from is only my mother.

Kwa kwa kwa kwa, I would have lmao, sho so much drama.....to prove what exactly? Hayi wena unefears ezinzima...... gud luck to teh wife and kids who will make daddy a paper tie for father's day.....

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 13:50

Delusional? I'll settle for that as I have said women don't know what they want! You don't pay they compain, you pay they still complain. I am being myself 190% what would I gain or who would I please by not being myself?

So, that means you are Muslim, sies tog : Yes a proud one also, i have nothing to be ashamed of.

I really enjoy life alone, the only time I need a woman is between Nov&Jan and Jun&Aug after writing my exams other than that no thanks. I rather have all the money in the world and have no friends/woman than being poor with friends.

Does being not elusional pay the bills? Don't think so.

tracy
27 Jan 2009 14:06

but ntando will being rich buy you all the happiness am scared of how your mind works, Let me ask you a question are you planning to spend the rest of your life alone because with that attitude thats what will happen and just a reminder you mommy wont be there for the rest of your life.

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 14:08

I miss TVSA they are monitoring the internet usage these days...

Back to the topic.... hilarious stories from TheLady, Belz, LM, Cngle...

" the Xhosa in me came alive i told him jonga awuyindawo,ndim ohambayo wena sala nalebill ndimkile"

and NtandoN how are you my brother? Still blowing your horn again this year? Its monthend and dont you want to take me out, I promise I wont pay...ndiyakucela tu?

Lex
27 Jan 2009 14:15

so NtandoN,wena o user basadi ne!If you dont mind me asking what is your profession?

Pooky
27 Jan 2009 14:19

NtandoN if you dont mind me asking, how old are you?

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 14:26

Tracy you can take away everything but leave me with money I promise you I'll be fine and I won't die poor. Money has bought me everything I have ever wanted in life.

I came to TVSA to search for potential business partners that's all, if you wanna succeed in business you have to be ruthless and heartless.

Sana Lwam you should have asked me to show you how to make money I would have showed you. I wouldn't wanna blow my horn by taking you out.

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 14:29

BS-I have been cracking my beautiful skull trying to find out who's the culprit-right now Siyabonga Ngwekazi sounds like the dude...I just pictured you two starring at the bill hahahaha

sjura
27 Jan 2009 14:31

NtandoN if u dnt mind me asking: can I give u ma bank details?

realist
27 Jan 2009 14:33

How come I get only the ones who do not want to pay? I must be going to the wrong places.
To think of it, I have never thought women would be prepared to pay for anything. Any suggestion where I can find the ones that are willing to pay?

Pooky
27 Jan 2009 14:36

and i got suspicious who has coffee 4 lunch,but i ran the bill to the roof.the bill came and wavula iwallet tla ngeR20 yo i cringed wathi uya kwiATM.yo the Xhosa in me came alive i told him jonga awuyindawo,ndim ohambayo wena sala nalebill ndimkile.I actually left him still holding loR20 emdaka.

LMAO like cody wud say, im shinifed

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 14:39

Pooky I'm 28 and Lex I am an Actuary by profession.

what aka mathata
27 Jan 2009 14:49

ja a.

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 14:57

Sana Lwam you should have asked me to show you how to make money I would have showed you.

@Ntando - you are not gonna tell me about the business opportunity from IFA are you? LOL

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 15:10

Unfortunately not, too much work involved there that's a pyramid scheme in disguise.

I prefer starting from scratch, registering entity, getting finance and so on.

There's a billion rand industry at present that most people aren't aware of, that is selling prepaid vouchers to small businesses and individuals. You negotiate with Vodacom, MTN, CellC & Eskom to sell you their airtime at discount prices and you in turn become a supply for other small business owners in your area.

Eg:You can get R29 Vodacom voucher at R23 from Voda, sell it to other businesses at R26 and to individual at R29, the rest is your profit.

Do you follow?

realist
27 Jan 2009 15:19

Ntando: where I stay everyone is doing the prepaid thing and I do not see those making big bucks. To make big bucks you need a lot of volumes and as you know the prepaid card that sells is the R5 and the R10 bucks. These are the ones they use to sms call me back.

Therefore if the volumes are less you are not going to make money. I thought the JSE is the way to go. Might be wrong but for now it works for me.

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 15:21

OOOKKKAAAYYY.

Lets talk profit margins now ndoda, ndistocka ngamalini and ndifumana malini?

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 15:22

I hate selling..Lawd..and I don't see anybody in Fourways rushing to buy airtime from me.

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 15:25

R23 you get R6 Sana lwam-that's if one person buys...am wondering when do I get to the millions

Cande
27 Jan 2009 15:26

am an Actuary by profession

you are NtandoN??, please marry me?? but i wont convert to Muslim!!

tracy
27 Jan 2009 15:27

@realist- these women are just lying thru their teeth I m sure their man are always paying thats in our nature bhudi. Its not about being stingy or something its about see if you man is capable of taking care of you well mina I dont mind paying but once a few months not always.

@Ntando - I rest ma case but am sure a few years down the line you will be singing a different tune.

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 15:30

if they wont buy airtime...then maybe they will buy handbags from you TheLady. LOL

Go and stock at downtown Jozi and you will make a killing profit and they wont catch you out fast because they wont be rushing through the busy streets.

realist
27 Jan 2009 15:32

@realist- these women are just lying thru their teeth I m sure their man are always paying thats in our nature bhudi. Its not about being stingy or something its about see if you man is capable of taking care of you well mina I dont mind paying but once a few months not always.
You summed up my thoughts exactly. Could not agree more with you.

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 15:37

Fake labels Sana lwam? maybe I should buy them and voile curtains LOL..and ask my mom to sell them back home

TheLady
27 Jan 2009 15:38

Imagine making so much profit from selling iskhathi somoya that you are able to buy ehouse koDainfern...hmm-i guess don't knock it until you've tried it.

tracy
27 Jan 2009 15:47

hayi bo TheLady why give them to your mom to sell you have to do it its you bussiness after all anyway I can imagine you by the taxi rank with your merchadise

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 15:53

ijoh BEE ON TVSA
Nthando The Community Builder of the year.

Let me think back<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< are you not that guy @ Parki who sell airtime 24/7

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 15:55

Realist the JSE is like gambling and not that attractive, the prices fluctuate and can drop at any time like if JZ says something which lead to investors losing confidence. Trying buying shares or property in Zim now and see if you wont make 200% profit in 10yrs to come.

With prepaid services you must have a broad client base first consisting of tuck shops and other small businesses in your area. With me they order through phone and I deliver on Saturdays only. With individuals the purchase is done through internet banking only and voucher is e-mail/ sms'ed to the purchaser.

Start-up cost is +/-R500 000, you will reach break even point in 2 weeks the rest is your bottom line. I have about 23 customers at present buying for R5000 airtime per week.

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 15:56

TheLady then make cheap business cards sumthing like:

The Lady
Marketing Manager / Creative Director
Beautiful Beings
Tel:
Fax: (the 086...ones)
Email: gmail

tl tl tl ROFL

dali
27 Jan 2009 15:56

i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve tvsa gaad what would i be doing without u guys.

im ROTFL @ all ure comments

i wont entertain ntando though..

tshepiso
27 Jan 2009 16:00

My question to YOU mr NtandoN ;;;;;;;;; why o sa bayele medi ya hao tranzi?

Cande
27 Jan 2009 16:04

NtandoN, please marry me!!!

tracy
27 Jan 2009 16:04

Ntando, Tshepiso real diggs you.

NtandoN
27 Jan 2009 16:07

Guys you are missing the point again, how many tuck shops are in your area? Approach one of them and ask how much airtime they buy weekly, negotiate discount with airtime providers and let everyone in your area stock from you.

Vodacom, Cell, MTN profit is mainly through the selling of airtime, it's a cash basis business and you do not have to do any credit checks on anyone. I work full time and only do this 2 hours on saturday.

People believe that in order for a business to work it should be complicated, my friends laughed when I started this and now I am laughing from the bank to home, from home to the bank.

How much do you spent on airtime monthly? Why are you making someone else rich?

BigMama
27 Jan 2009 16:12

@Cande.........sorry gal, NtandoN does not date young ladies, he dates woman. The last time l heard he was dating a woman 5years younger than his mother. You can ask him if you don´t believe me............

fabuliz
27 Jan 2009 16:13

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa...@ Ntando.....yah neh, no comment
@ the lady....u rock gal...

Cande
27 Jan 2009 16:14

LOL, let me go home coz Ntando doesnt wanna answer me..thanx Biggie for the reminder

fabuliz
27 Jan 2009 16:16

@ Ntando...not to be nasty or anything, bt not all of us have "tuckshops" or "spazas" in our areas....

the burbs just aint like that...

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 16:19

fabuliz that was one example...

Ntando PM me with the details, this is a new year and I want to go on a good holiday december time without using my bonus/stokvel/society/money.

belz
27 Jan 2009 16:22

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

belz
27 Jan 2009 16:25

There are so many things on this article that i need to google. LOL!!!

DJ Why why
27 Jan 2009 16:36

I really enjoy life alone, the only time I need a woman is between Nov&Jan and Jun&Aug after writing my exams other than that no thanks.

@ Cande ma luhving, what do you plan to do in the 7 months while Ntando N is busy with his studies?? Uyakuqonda phofu ukuba yi-"after exam-special"
Angiyi-promote ke le.... maara if i hamba kahle I would be at the wedding just for the free guest gifts.... boma-satelite dish, LCD...ndibala ntoni na!

belz
27 Jan 2009 16:39

LOL!!! DJ!!! lol. hayi maan this is funny.

Sana Lwam
27 Jan 2009 17:03

ROTFL@ the gifts. And DJ YY u dont need to stress about amabhaso, just wrap ur gift with the price tag on it and NtandoN will refund u. The only worry will be i-eats sana kuyo servwa i-halaal kaloku! LOL

awelani
27 Jan 2009 17:13

LMAO......kwa kwa kwa

DJ Why why
27 Jan 2009 17:19

The only worry will be i-eats sana kuyo servwa i-halaal kaloku! LOL

Eish!..... now that you mention it SL, i wud have to buy me some expensive take aways and give him the reciept.....

Hhe, the way bendi-excited ngayo @ SL i forgot ngamabhaso omtshato!
Lawd knows he would smash my "Discom" brown glass *cheap* plates nalo-newspaper wrapping yazo...

Tshd21
27 Jan 2009 17:19

tl tl tl tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa ROTFLMHottAO

Yoh... NtandoN, wa ntlatsa bra yaka!!!!

awelani
27 Jan 2009 17:21

Sixple LOL @ DJYY,,kwa wka kwa kwa kwa,,,,

Tshd21
27 Jan 2009 17:26

Ayeye DJ..... and I'm pretty sure you mean those artsy-looking food from Top Billing.....tl tl tl

Foxxy
27 Jan 2009 19:39

@Ntando. What about in october after ramadan, dont u need a woman then?

realist
28 Jan 2009 06:30

Realist the JSE is like gambling and not that attractive, the prices fluctuate and can drop at any time like if JZ says something which lead to investors losing confidence.
Ntando: There is no way in hell you are going to make money without taking the risk. Remember the saying the higher the risk the higher the return. I have made some big bugs for the past three years when the JSE was on a roll. Remember when it was at 35000 basis points.

I have only made a loss with two unit trusts. The one unit trust I have made 102% return in just 12 months. With your airtime business I will have to do the sum and find out from the tuck shop owners how do they operate. But I still say there is no way to make money other than the JSE. Find out how much your pension is worth when the JSE was on 35000 basis points and how much it is worth now when it is at 20000 basis points.

Now it is not the time to sell but to buy. Try the Satrix swix40 or the Satrix RAIF something and hold your stocks for three years and see how much it will be worth in three years. Remember also you can still loose all your investment. That is why they say the JSE is not for sissies.

realist
28 Jan 2009 06:57

Correction: When it was and not is.

JuneRose
28 Jan 2009 09:18

NtandoN are u trying to promote something here broer (like Cell C or Vodacom)! Maaka a gago a matala. you even changed the subject.

@ NtandoN Why are you making someone else rich? Just imagine sesingama nurse sonke lapha, who's gonna be the patient? No offence, keep on dreaming! "A poor man, is a man without dream"

TheLady
28 Jan 2009 09:26

hayi maan khaniyeke umyeni ka Cande.

NtandoN
28 Jan 2009 09:39

Realist: I hear what you are saying and you have good point but also remember that with JSE your success will be determined by the level of knowledge you have of stock market, you will also need a lump sum say R20 000 if you won't use a broker.

I am currently investing in derivative products concentrating more on futures contract. JuneRose with all my businesses I am screwing the blacks you know why because they are lazy to think! You're not clever at all, Indians do not mind to open 20 shops in the same street and no worry who's gonna be the customer now.

I understand that most of you here are kids, you are high on emotion and low on logic. Do your research, invest in knowledge before you criticise.

Realist with that attitude and knowledge I won't hesitate to say you are gonna be a successful in life if you are not already successful, shukran brother.

Cande
28 Jan 2009 09:58

I understand that most of you here are kids, you are high on emotion and low on logic
*nc nc nc*

realist
28 Jan 2009 10:03

Ntando:I do not buy shares directly because it is a costly excise and you need a stock broker. These guys don’t come cheap. Anything less than 50 grand they do not even want to talk to you. I am investing through unit trust and I do it on my own. All you need is to understand the fundamentals of that unit trust that you will be investing in and how the fund manager picks up his stocks on a quarterly basis.

Once you understand that you are on your way to living a happy life, that is if there is such a thing. If you are still scared try the money market since the interest rate are still a bit high.

As you can see the interest rates will be coming down and as such the JSE will start to pick
Up since the fund managers will be starting to invest in stocks.

I am currently investing in derivative products concentrating more on futures contract.
How do they work? What level of risk is there? If I invest in them, what real return will I be getting over the 12, 36 and 60 months?

dali
28 Jan 2009 10:16

jse here i come.. LOL

JuneRose
28 Jan 2009 10:28

NtandoN it seems as if you have too much on your plate, y do you even bother urself by chating to us but i know why u do the talking we do the job. The was a guy @ home he used to do the talking about business what does he do, blah blah blah, which municipalities have tender nyweeree nyweeree, and u know what i end up tendering those municipalities he was claiming to be.........

Keep on doing that, encouraging one soul, maybe one day u will be like me. doing the job instead of talking. And one other thing i heard that old mutual needs financial advisors maybe u cld be a good candidate. or you might as well open a school of business, then u can specialize in business management.

I understand that most of you here are kids, you are high on emotion and low on logic. No one forced u to blog!

tshepiso
28 Jan 2009 10:42

@ Cande . NtandoN ke virgin please,,,,,,, hands off

Cody
28 Jan 2009 11:03

Triple lol and sixple kwaazzz @ DJ YY and Sana lwam. you guys cracked my ribs for sure!!!! LOL

Bongani05
28 Jan 2009 11:30

Ntando stop it b4 u r exposed of who r u really or should i call u Lovemore aka 'psychopath' Naran as u were known in UKZN.U ar intelligent no doubt and at same time a backstaber, evil and heartless. How many ppl dd u betray and killed 2 b where u r now. Need i say more.

Cande
28 Jan 2009 11:41

*phew*

cleve
28 Jan 2009 11:43

Shoo bantu, Ntando are being exposed???

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 11:44

iyoh!!!!!!! Lovemore Naran???? sebeyaku exposa manje LMAO

Cody
28 Jan 2009 11:45

heee Bathong?? witchcraft ke ya eng mo articling ya ngwana on mong??

makgotso
28 Jan 2009 11:48

heee Bathong?? witchcraft ke ya eng mo articling ya ngwana on mong?? butsa kgape iyooo they have turned this article upside down.

dali
28 Jan 2009 11:49

heh??

Sana Lwam
28 Jan 2009 11:56

HAIBO!!!! Bongz woza nazo...

Its lunchtime and this will go down with chips and russians

tshepiso
28 Jan 2009 11:58

NtandoN, please marry me!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha " Poverty can be romantic"

u4me
28 Jan 2009 11:58

Divine intervention is needed for this dude(Ntando), witches are playing with other people. The guy has a seriously throwing up nuclear gas, he is a danger to the people around him and also to hiself. SOS

Strolicious
28 Jan 2009 12:02

Porsch babes sue all of them for turning ur article into markert index,start with NtandoN.

TheLady
28 Jan 2009 12:02

Awuze nazo Dibongz...

GodsArt
28 Jan 2009 12:05

NtandoN is an Actuary, man of many talents. What happened to Engineering?

realist
28 Jan 2009 12:06

Porch: Apology for messing up your article. Got carried away with the investment topic and forgetting what the article was really all about. That is when to pay

TheLady
28 Jan 2009 12:16

Somebody point me to the Article where NtandoN was telling us his whole family was murdered. I just wanna put 2 and 2 together

Dimago
28 Jan 2009 12:20

At this juncture, i'd like to further enforce the contents of this article

TheLady
28 Jan 2009 12:21

Where's Porsch? please remove my comment...am reading it, it's so insensitive

tshepiso
28 Jan 2009 12:35

SOMEBODY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE SEND SOMETHING FRESH

EVEN IF IT IS A QUESTIONAIRE

Bongani05
28 Jan 2009 14:31

Porsch: I do apologise unreservedly for going off-topic in your blog, please do accept my sincere apologies it will never happen again.

Bongani05: I did whatever I did in order to survive, no regrets and if my life is threatened/ in danger again I'll do it again. As for murder I am not going to defend myself on this one I have been found not guilt in court on several counts.

GodsArt: If you must know due to an accident that happened while I was on plant (power station my degree was declared null & void.

TheLady : Yes my family was wiped out, my aunt took me in as her son. I guess I deserve it anyway. Go on laugh.

As for backstabbing other people that is part of the business world, it is a give or take world so I choose to take. Bongani05 I presume you also know where I stay, be a man so let's sort this out as men.

Realist: Please write an article about shares and other related things if you find time. We'll then trade information there. Thank you again.

BigMama
28 Jan 2009 14:37

Is NtandoN , Bongani05 or what is going on. Is Ntando trying to reveal his identity or is Bongani05 trying to destroy the honourable NtandoN.

Please do tell NtandoN and Bongani05 are you one or two different people.

makgotso
28 Jan 2009 14:49

@ BigMama - I'm confused also and LOL'ing at the same, ziyaphenduka kaTVSA

Cande
28 Jan 2009 14:54

hehehehheh NATANDON answered with BONGANI05's details

hehehehheheheh hahahaha, SHUU!!! Which makes me wonder what happened to Hoty toti kinda girl, coz i know its a blogger that registered with a different name and the person was aftre my blood. she realise that i know who she is and disappeared

monchooza
28 Jan 2009 14:54

boredom makes people do stupid things siriyas

Cody
28 Jan 2009 14:54

Ag nooo! not this crap again!!! *bleep!* happens NtandoN!! so you are exposed!!! LOL

TheLady
28 Jan 2009 14:58

YHO YHO YHO

makgotso
28 Jan 2009 14:59

LOL@ you all and NtandoN's Exposure ubethi usidlala umqondo.

TheLady
28 Jan 2009 15:02

NtandoN got confused and started responding as Bongani05...uhhmmm

Be on the look out-we'll have a new blogger who thinks like NtandoN soon...I suspect this time he'll use Islamic names.

BigMama
28 Jan 2009 15:02

l am scared now, does this mean we have murderers on TVSA. Cande, sweety do you still want to get married to the Virgin NtandoN, l just hope Bongani05 is just telling lies. NtandoN please respond, l will actually send you a PM if you don´t respond with in 30minutes, just for you to clarify whats going on here.

Cande
28 Jan 2009 15:08

Bigmama do u still need clarity?? this is multi-personalities blogging at its best..its a pity he was busted

dali
28 Jan 2009 15:10

so bongani is exposing ntando and bongani answers for ntando

damn sh#$ happens ntando shame i guess u wanted attention that bad neh

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 15:14

Ntando stop it b4 u r exposed of who r u really or should i call u Lovemore aka 'psychopath' Naran as u were known in UKZN.U ar intelligent no doubt and at same time a backstaber, evil and heartless. How many ppl dd u betray and killed 2 b where u r now. Need i say more.

NtandoN / Bongani05 scares me

cleve
28 Jan 2009 15:17

kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!! Tjo this is a classic!

Best-Achiever
28 Jan 2009 15:19

No wonder i will never consider registering with another username .... eish the unthinkable do happen...which reminds of "the truth will always prevail"

i always thought that something wasnt right NtandoN but i never thought it is this shocking.... tjeer.

are you off-loading?

IQ
28 Jan 2009 15:22

@Cody yah neh! boloi ba motsheare bona ha ke so bobone, I guess there's first time 4 everything. Hae!

Luksta
28 Jan 2009 15:23

Bongani05: I did whatever I did in order to survive, no regrets and if my life is threatened/ in danger again I'll do it again. As for murder I am not going to defend myself on this one I have been found not guilt in court on several counts.

Gaad!!!

dali
28 Jan 2009 15:23

callin ureself a psychopath is just heartless r u 4 real ntando aka bongani???????? ..... LOL

Zah000
28 Jan 2009 15:24

Abanye abantu are really desperate for attention

zolx
28 Jan 2009 15:27

Ntando my broer,...you have way too much time on your hands...i guess its game over now. You're sick in the head my brada not kwenyindawo

myname
28 Jan 2009 15:29

Iyhooo close to 3 hundred hayi angekhe. Too much replies.....Hellooooooooooooooooooo guys, moving like Chomi, heeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!!!! I couldnt browse yesterday the whole day bekufiwa apha bt im back 4 now.....How is everybody?

Dimago
28 Jan 2009 15:29

Yho bathong!

Tshd21
28 Jan 2009 15:30

tl tl tl tl tl this is a classic tl tl tl

Yep, *bleep!* happens.....

dali
28 Jan 2009 15:39

have mercy on ureself ntando plz to top dat u admit to murder geez dont scare us law abiding citizens

BigMama
28 Jan 2009 15:41

l guess this is the end of NtandoN, damn l loved that guy, not that l wanted a relationship with him but because of the way he stood his ground. He always had points to support what he was saying and because he always has his own thinking, he did not agree with most of us and that made the articles so good and debatable. l thought he was smarter than this but l guess it was time for his really identity to be revealed. l will miss you NtandoN, please can you be my friend?

Mabloggers, lets support NtandoN, l think the guy is having personal troubles and this is the only way he can talk about them. He is tired of bottling up his problems, he needs someone to talk too and share them with, let us not judge him but be there for him. This might be the only way for him to apologise and show that he regrets what he has done in his past life. We all deserve a second chance, lets give it to him.
We all make mistakes in life, and at the end we don´t know how to correct them. Please l beg you guys to give him another chance, not because l like him, but because he is apologizing in his own way.

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 15:43

kwa kwa kwa kwa NtandoN ndoda u have just made TVSA history, it was clear that u are Bongs, as we can see uyakhuluma futhi uphinde uziphendule.....LOL

Tshd21
28 Jan 2009 15:48

Cande, do you still want to get married to NtandoN, the same guy who switched personalities and called himself a psycopath ????? Live on tvsa....... tl tl tl tl tl
kwa kwa wa w akwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kwa kwa kwa yoh...tl tl tl tl tl

Thanks for making my day my bra....one q though... do you reali drive a BMW 7 series??? tl tl tl tl

Dimago
28 Jan 2009 15:48

This is RIDICULOUS!!! TVSA is being taken over by scamsters!!!!

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 15:52

Thanks for making my day my bra....one q though... do you reali drive a BMW 7 series??? tl tl tl tl
Tshd21, obviously that is out of the question, NtandoN, shem, I wonder what will be his excuse when he returns. He will probablly say: "someone else signed in with his username".......LOL

Zah000
28 Jan 2009 15:56

as we can see uyakhuluma futhi uphinde uziphendule.....LOL
I guess he took multi-tasking to another level

Cande
28 Jan 2009 15:56

LMAO

belz
28 Jan 2009 15:58

OMW! nc nc nc shaking my damn head.

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 16:01

Bongs, as we can see uyakhuluma futhi uphinde uziphendule

...and here i was all along thinking he's indian, dont know why but i just pictured him as india

we need to organise funds yall. We shall call it Friends of Ntando/Lovemore Naratyi & Bongani Trust....umngani lona uyaludinga usizolethu,its desparate times like these when i just miss the days of amaDynamite Diepkloof Dudes... phela they specialised in cases like these...

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 16:01

I guess he took multi-tasking to another level
heheheh true Zah000, in Zulu we say: "Alikho iqile elizikhotha emhlani"............I mean really Ndoda yakwa N, if u can't manage two usernames, how the hell can u manage selling three networks to spaza shops elokshini????

Cande
28 Jan 2009 16:03

after this i dont think Ntando will return

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 16:04

We shall call it Friends of Ntando/Lovemore Naratyi & Bongani Trust
LOL

Zah000
28 Jan 2009 16:04

I mean really Ndoda yakwa N, if u can't manage two usernames, how the hell can u manage selling three networks to spaza shops elokshini????
hehehehehe

LOL @ Pooky nama Dynamite Diepkloff Dudes / Soul Buddy.......

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 16:05

after this i dont think Ntando will return
Don't worry Cande, he will return as Osama, phela there are plenty usernames he can use, but the secret is that we will still catch him out coz he ain't smart eneough to return unoticed.

tracy
28 Jan 2009 16:06

I dont believe I missed out on this, this is hectic I think this guy is sick maybe he is using more names trying to get attention, this is sick

dali
28 Jan 2009 16:07

its amazing how ntando turned this blog from 'when to pay' to 'the end for ntando'

myname
28 Jan 2009 16:08

ROTFLMAOL hehehe. I almost asked, how do u know that Ntando is Bongani now i know hehehehe. Gosh Ntando u need HELP/UNCEDO!! I cant believe this. Iyhooo man/woman (u might be both who knows), take your medication tu!

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 16:08

I dont believe I missed out on this, this is hectic I think this guy is sick maybe he is using more names trying to get attention, this is sick
That's why I get worried everytime I see a once off controversial reply from an unknown blogger coz most of the time, it's an old blogger in disguise.

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 16:12

Don't worry Cande, he will return as Osama
.....maybe even as Obama ...anything is possible with Mr 7series

myname
28 Jan 2009 16:13

Yhe joe uyiyo ne Serial Killer...."How many ppl dd u betray and killed 2 b where u r now".....OMW???? Guys bye bye kumnandi eTVSA sinawo namahlanya acabanga ukuthi acleva nc nc nc ....Ciau guys

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 16:13

Ndoda yakwa N, if u can't manage two usernames, how the hell can u manage selling three networks to spaza shops elokshini????

am shinifed LMAO

Nonny
28 Jan 2009 16:15

.....maybe even as Obama ...anything is possible with Mr 7series
Now I am LMAO @ all teh silly comments he has ever made, like he has a schedule for sex and that he takes 30minutes just to do foreplay.

ms.tebby
28 Jan 2009 16:18

nc nc nc....

Zah000
28 Jan 2009 16:19

like he has a schedule for sex and that he takes 30minutes just to do foreplay.
Ungasasho Nonny..... That's the sh@t right there!!!

monchooza
28 Jan 2009 16:22

<<<after this i dont think Ntando will return>>>
I have a feeling he will be back..ngelinye igama oviyas...kodwa for today...zinqunywe amakhanda zayekwa

Lex
28 Jan 2009 16:25

@ Nonny - shem, I wonder what will be his excuse when he returns. He will probablly say: "someone else signed in with his username".......LOL
I think so too.

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 16:26

Cody>>Witchcraft ke ya eng entleik? NtandoN, you know what, you are too good to be true.

Cody>>Triple lol TheLady & the senario.!! guys please dont tell me you believe NtandoN's far fetched stories. this guy is leaving a fantacy i understand perfectly and NtandoN, it is okay to dream, i mean hell everyone is entitled to dream.

Cody>>hai leshano feela moo! NtandoN are you for real??

Cody>>ROTFLMFAO!!!! Felfel, ke lame leo!!! i dont even know why people entertain him he is just a fantacy baby. He lies nje!! i dont know what the hell he is trying to do because it ain't working. NtandoN, just be yourself, i am sure we will like you without your bazzar personality.

Cody>>LOL you guys!! Ntando please check the meaning of the word "delusional" my skat! I am sure after checking it you will realise that you have a problem.

...and you were right all along LMAO

Tshd21
28 Jan 2009 16:27

The poor wo(man) is probably licking her/his psychopathic and murderous wounds as we speak... tl tl tl tl tl

andi01
28 Jan 2009 16:40

To think I left TDC , for this NtandoN/ Bongani05/ Ananaius Mathe/ Brette Kebble, nc nc nc, thats the sh@t right there.

andi01
28 Jan 2009 16:41

NtandoN- sala maley kom, where are you?????????

Pooky
28 Jan 2009 16:43

Brette Kebble?? LMJ

makaNALEDI
28 Jan 2009 16:44

Hi Mablogger, ngimusha kumaBloggaz

Tshd21
28 Jan 2009 16:48

perfect timing makaNALEDI, welcome

andi01
28 Jan 2009 16:53

@Pooky- the mining magnate who claimed he was worth billions, but after he died it was discovered that, he was bankrupt, (the name Agliotti)

makaNALEDI
28 Jan 2009 16:54

Thax Tshd21

DJ Why why
28 Jan 2009 16:54

Bongani05, assemblief maan, dont shine on Ntando N's parade...mfxim! ......Please accept a free hugg papa (Ntando N) atleast angeke yadabuka yona....***cyber hug***

TheLady : Yes my family was wiped out, my aunt took me in as her son. I guess I deserve it anyway. Go on laugh

TL, you might wanna get u a body guard.....

Mina ngikhalela i satelite dish yami nje kuphela....

Bongani05 I presume you also know where I stay, be a man so let's sort this out as men.

Me, too ma luhving I presume so..... Ntando N... gud luck in the fight ( with Bongz) ne Ntando N....i hope one of y'all live to tell the tale....!

DJ Why why
28 Jan 2009 16:59

MakaNaledi, welcome ma lahving!!! :

Please take a minute to answer in a simple yes or no....... this is a standard SECURITY question for all the"NEW MEMBERS"................

1. Do you know catwoman, Ntando N, Bongani05, KKK???

andi01
28 Jan 2009 17:02

Have you guys noticed how dellusional peeps have a way of hypnotising us normal beings to obssess over them, lets break the chain right now. enough
about, whats his name??????

Back 2 de topic, women shud neva pay as long as d man insists on being on top when dey davaza, period.

Tshd21
28 Jan 2009 17:02

and Nastradamous.

DJ Why why
28 Jan 2009 17:05

Nastradamous.

tl tlt lt lt lttl

Lushi
28 Jan 2009 17:32

Nkosi enofefe

Tshd21
28 Jan 2009 19:42

just had to come down here again and LMFAO tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tkwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
huuuuuuuwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tl tl t hehehehehehe hahahahaha hihihihihihihi hey, metlholo ga e fele bagaetsho.... ke a dumela today gore vele, ba a tshwarega baloi.. tl tl tlt lt lt lt tlltlt LMAO yoh, phew, tltltltltlttl

Cande
28 Jan 2009 20:19

LOL

poshspice
28 Jan 2009 20:20

Ntando:'and then I told her to take a hike and she refused, I suggested we see a therapist she refused again. "

The Lady:This poor idiot...tell her to register here...I wanna have a word with her..

hah hah The Lady, you made my day too....

DJ Why why
28 Jan 2009 21:30

tl tl tl tl tlt......this is still funny after I lolled the whole day....

Sana Lwam
28 Jan 2009 21:56

I still want clarity on the whole dying/killing part. I am very scared considering the fact that I almost went to Protea (NtandoN's place) for the 30 minute foreplay and his so called great mdavazo. Bendiyofela apho Thixo ukuthanda izinto zizofela emanyaleni - literally and figuaratively speaking. LOL

DJ Why why
28 Jan 2009 22:09

I am very scared considering the fact that I almost went to Protea (NtandoN's place) for the 30 minute foreplay and his so called great mdavazo.

Kwa kwa kwa kwa @SL....and Ananias Mathe.....sho! this is the first time I'm hearing about a serial killer that uses Mdavazo to lure amavictims.....

Sdudla
28 Jan 2009 22:45

Bendiyofela apho Thixo ukuthanda izinto zizofela emanyaleni - literally and figuaratively speaking.

Ha ha ha Sana Lwam at least ubuzofa with a smile on your face or that's what we hope because uNtando assured us uba ungu Mr Satisfaction guaranteed. Awuwedwanga ke phofu ubuzofa nabangi because there were quite a number of volunteers.

Shame poor NtandoN, I think he has bipolar disorder... I wonder what happened to the Bonganis 1-4? Ntando probably eliminated them in-order to survive.

Brown Shuga
28 Jan 2009 22:47

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

hahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaahahahahahaah

hihihihihihhihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihihih

tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

BOLOI bo fedile hahahahahaha where is Realist??? I'd love to know what he thinks of this revelation LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady D
29 Jan 2009 00:26

Thanks Gaad NtandoN didn't come to the tvsa year function,hee phela maybe we will be missing one blogger right now!!!!!This dude is kotsitlik,o kotsi!!!!

DJ Why why
29 Jan 2009 05:47

@TL: Thanks Gaad NtandoN didn't come to the tvsa year function,hee phela maybe we will be missing one blogger right now!!

Kwa kwa kwa kwa! Mina i still think i-roll call inecessary, maningi kabi amablogger a-silent, uphi uPY?

@Sdudla:........uNtando assured us uba ungu Mr Satisfaction guaranteed. Awuwedwanga ke phofu ubuzofa nabangi because there were quite a number of volunteers.

Aaaargh! i missed out on the rising of Ntando N "the great"....i sadly witnessed the fall of.....nx

realist
29 Jan 2009 06:27

BOLOI bo fedile hahahahahaha where is Realist??? I'd love to know what he thinks of this revelation LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think nothing of it trust me on that. Here is why: He always had points to support what he was saying and because he always has his own thinking, he did not agree with most of us and that made the articles so good and debatable. l thought he was smarter than this but l guess it was time for his really identity to be revealed. l will miss you NtandoN, please can you be my friend?

The above response is from BigMama and I agree with it. I do not know the guy and he does not know me. I was discussing the contents that he raised in his replies to the articles and not his personalities. I always try to play the ball and not the man/woman because it is not in my best interest to play the man/woman.

belz
29 Jan 2009 07:47

Bendiyofela apho Thixo ukuthanda izinto zizofela emanyaleni - literally and figuaratively speaking>>>> kwa to the power of 10!!!!! Ubuzofa Sana Lwami.

Ha ha ha Sana Lwam at least ubuzofa with a smile on your face or that's what we hope because uNtando assured us uba ungu Mr Satisfaction guaranteed>>>> hahahahahahahahahahahah

I think he has bipolar disorder>>>>> LMFAO!!!!!

Phew!

myname
29 Jan 2009 09:24

I just came here 2 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahllllllllllllllaaaaaaaa. I wonder uphi ubhuti we Q7 or BMW 7 series, or maybe nguye lo une huggies ezinempethu......Im scared bathong!

Pooky
29 Jan 2009 09:42

or maybe nguye lo une huggies ezinempethu.......

LMJ ahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

@Pooky- the mining magnate who claimed he was worth billions, but after he died it was discovered that, he was bankrupt, (the name Agliotti)

ingathi kanti nguDeBongz lo who was behind Kebbles assasination lol...and from the way he was dissing Khanyi Mbau Mthembu on that other blog i wouldnt be suprised if he's the real culprit behind Ms Mbau's bruises,like i said anything is possible nalomfo

TheLady
29 Jan 2009 09:43

"I wonder what happened to the Bonganis 1-4? Ntando probably eliminated them in-order to survive."

Yho Sdudla and the Bonganiz...

DJ YY am hiring myself uMr 'Ngizosebenzisa-amandla-ami-ukuvikela-indodakazi-yakho" to be my bodyguard

fabuliz
29 Jan 2009 10:21

@myname...kwa kwa kwa, u crack me

Cody
29 Jan 2009 10:22

mean really Ndoda yakwa N, if u can't manage two usernames, how the hell can u manage selling three networks to spaza shops elokshini????

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

huu wii sho sho sho!! i cant stop LMAOing!!! this is not fair guys.I am going to be admitted in hospital tonight because of you, my ribs cracked because of y'alls replies!!!!! ROTF i will send you guys the medical bills!!!

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!! Pooky im shinifed i cant even fink straight!!!

makaNALEDI
29 Jan 2009 11:23

@ DJ Why why i dnt know catwoman, Ntando N, Bongani05, KKK and Nastradamous. Bt sengizobaz manje

BigMama
29 Jan 2009 12:08

l miss NtandoN, if he was here l know that we would be having something to talk about. Please come home NtandoN. Don´t kill yourself, be strong boy, you will get through this, don´t be shy just come back home with your head held high, don´t mind that Cande will lol at you.
Be brave mfana, we all make mistakes. Don´t be scared by all these kids. lol. As you have said it........

( I understand that most of you here are kids, you are high on emotion and low on logic)

Why vele did you have two username´s Ntando, things we do for attention!!!!!!!! Just come back.

dali
29 Jan 2009 12:34

LOL

myname
29 Jan 2009 12:40

Once she/he comes back, u will regret what u said BM. Uzobuya ngevolovolo or K47....sizocula uwarhazulwa ngenxa yam.....

BigMama
29 Jan 2009 12:59

l also wonder what happened to PY, molibelis, carino. Please Ntando comeback and tell us what you did with them. myname, he will come back a changed man, Ntando is not a lady but a man.

DJ Why why
29 Jan 2009 13:36

l also wonder what happened to PY, molibelis, carino. Please Ntando comeback and tell us what you did with them. myname, he will come back a changed man, Ntando is not a lady but a man.

Tl tl tl tlt lt , you are ryt maara wa etse @ BM ....i have nt seen anything from Cariri in a long time ....mhm?? Khumbulani ekhaya zihlobo, siyanidinga!

tracy
29 Jan 2009 13:37

@myname- you realy crazy when do you get time to think of this nonsense lol ....
@bigmama- pliz give ntando time to think of another user name am sure he will be back the guy is addicted to tvsa, dont worry he will be back, thats why I used my name look at how confusing it is to have dozen names

awelani
29 Jan 2009 14:00

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwakwakwakwakwakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dude was not breastfed, no wonder he's so crazy!!!!!

myname
29 Jan 2009 14:12

OMGoodness Tracy!!!!! I hope i dont hurt any1 with my crazyness coz im a good woman...

TheLady
29 Jan 2009 14:22

Lovemore/psychopath/Naran/Bongani05/NtandoN-where are you dude?

Lex
29 Jan 2009 14:33

NTAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOOO.

Sana Lwam
29 Jan 2009 14:41

Khumbulekhaya khumbulekhaya
bayakudinga e TVSA
Khumbulekhaya khumbulekhaya

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Sobza
29 Jan 2009 14:48

NtandoN has disappeared into thin air. I knew ukuthi ligqwirha lo NtandoN. Ndinomrhano, NtandoN is still around using another name starting with T. I won't tell you who it is though.

BigMama
29 Jan 2009 14:53

Sobza.........is it TheLady, Tshd21, Tshepiso or Tracy, those start with a T. lol, please do tell Sobza.

tracy
29 Jan 2009 14:58

Starting with T- TheLady, Tshd21 and myself looks like we in trouble LOL....
@TheLady no you dont hurt anyone you always manage to put a smile on my face

tracy
29 Jan 2009 15:02

oh I forgot all about Tshepiso am starting to enjoy this Sobza how do you know or you also playing the Ntando game,

Sobza
29 Jan 2009 15:07

Lol.....Niyazithanda izinto, ndiyazidlale nje....

myname
29 Jan 2009 15:12

Askis Tracy, Just a clarity b4 TheLady aphakamise iCup. I think it was meant 4 me Myname LOL.........Thanks Tracy i wish u can c my smile on my face seseColget sana....Im flattered & wish every1 can c i joke as a joke

Strolicious
29 Jan 2009 15:30

Myname uthanda kabi ilime light on TL expense....Myname im still waiting for imanual on how to eat indoda sana,....LOL

Phikza
29 Jan 2009 15:53

tl tl tl tl tl tl...kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa. this is how my day should be...LOLLING all the way.

Sana Lwam
29 Jan 2009 16:18

This is how to spot a NtandoN/Bongani05

1. He writes well with less or no spelling mistakes, grammar etc. (not this writing of bloggieland) LOL e.g. crazyness

2. Always makes a point clear and in paragraphs, not like that espygal blogger on the Uyanda/ Kuli blog.

3. Will stand by his point no matter how stupid it sounds e.g. the 30 minute foreplay I mean really ***rolling my eyes like a model c schoolgirl***

4. Help me with other point blockers

Luksta
29 Jan 2009 16:32

This is how to spot a NtandoN/Bongani05

1. He writes well with less or no spelling mistakes, grammar etc. (not this writing of bloggieland) LOL e.g. crazyness

2. Always makes a point clear and in paragraphs, not like that espygal blogger on the Uyanda/ Kuli blog.

3. Will stand by his point no matter how stupid it sounds e.g. the 30 minute foreplay I mean really ***rolling my eyes like a model c schoolgirl***

4. Help me with other point blockers

5. He is not mdavazo-crazy, unlike y'all
e.g."I really enjoy life alone, the only time I need a woman is between Nov&Jan and Jun&Aug after writing my exams other than that no thanks"

Sana Lwam
29 Jan 2009 17:16

6. Is not that interested in celeb/tv gossip rather business opportunities e.g. Selling airtime to spazas and containers in Soweto.

tracy
30 Jan 2009 08:39

for sure Myname that comment was yours dont know how I got the name wrong obvious I was thinking ngabo T

Toxic
30 Jan 2009 15:53

hehehheheheeheheheheh on the NtandoN/Bongani fiasco!

Foxxy
01 Feb 2009 16:51

4. Help me with other point blockers
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7. His life seems too good to be true, like it was all made up in someone's head. e.g He's rich, has 7 series, is a sex god (4 hr foreplay), has no relationship problems, has no problems getting girls (i.e gets them at his own terms when HE wnats like twice a year)... etc

Squeeza
01 Feb 2009 18:46

I think ntandon is zimbabwean. how wld he know about properties in zim? i doubt he is muslim

dali
02 Feb 2009 11:59

im still ROFLMFAO @ NTANDON

BigMama
02 Feb 2009 12:10

l think Squeeza is the new NtandoN.............

myname
02 Feb 2009 12:15

LOL BG yekelani uNtandos, usazobuya kwabafileyo

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