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The Funniest Couples

Written by Tholi from the blog In the Mood on 05 Nov 2009
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LET’S PLAY BLOGGERS!!!.
Ok here it goes, below are the couples, Politicians and Celebrities all we need to do is to choose the following:-
The Funniest Couple
The cutest Couple
The Coolest Couple
The ugliest Couple
The Scariest Couple



Tata Madiba and Marry Twala
"But Tata why u laughing at me, I'm your wife for God's sake"


Thabo Mbheki and Rebecca Malope
"My gaaaaaaaaad darly wami Thabo, i told u they will fire u if u not go to Gospel Time with me"


Jacob Zuma and Queen
"But Darling Zuma, how many time must i beg u to teach me to sing and dance @ Umshini wami?"


Kgalema Motlanthe and Karabo
"At least I was once a first lady, even though it was only for 6 months. but I'm so proud of u my husband"


Gwete Mantashe and Ntombi
"I give up now!!, iuve been promising to shave for 15 years now my love, please give your face a freedom babes before it takes to the street (toyitoying)"


Blade Nzimande and Khanyi Mbau
"Kanti where is the Lamborghini u promised me before the elections? I need Bling Bling to show off at parliament tomorrow"


Kenneth Mashaba and Manto Shabalala - Msimang
"U must eat Carrots and Beatroot Kenny, look at me even though they say I am Sbindiless (Don't have liver) but i was way better than u last night"


Mbazima Shilowa and Khethiwe
"Forgive me Mbazima but i COPE really not doing well, look at us we came from driving the BMW X5 to this Toyota Tazz u bought now, ayi I am sorry but we sinking"


Sbusiso Dlomo and Baleka Mbethe
"Eschoooooooose me MaMbethe but i am the heard of this house, if i say u get rid of thet Fukufuku (Afro) u do that,"



Mvume Dandala and Dineo
" I'm sorry honey, I can't go to church today. I'm going to the parliament with u."



Khephela and Nkosazana Zuma
The last but not least Couple. (I love them)


They all so cute! an't they??
My Cutest one is Jacob and Queen!! lol



 




81 Comments

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 12:17

LMAO @ Kenneth and Manto..hahahah!!!

Lex
05 Nov 2009 12:29

I vote for Khanyi and Blade,ba tshwanelana.

Lex
05 Nov 2009 12:32

Oh and Kgalema and Karabo look very calm together.

Loreal
05 Nov 2009 12:36

lol @ Tata and Mary

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 12:37

Yes Lax, but Mina I love Sbusiso and Baleka and Qeeen and President.

BigMama
05 Nov 2009 12:40

Yoh, what were you thinking to come up with this, you really made my day, this is great.

Kgalema and Connie, look so cute and adorable

JZ and Sophie, they are perfect

Gwete and Sonia...no no no no, no comment

Blade nad Khanyi......shoooooooooo

poshspice
05 Nov 2009 12:42

Kgalema and Karabo...definitely a match

Loreal
05 Nov 2009 12:44

Great article Tholi.

Best-Achiever
05 Nov 2009 12:48

Tata ... looks like he is faking that laughter and marry is getting griningly irritated

Thabo and Ribs ngathi they are fooling each other and laughing at silly things for no reason

JZ and Queen a bit calm and charmed by each other ...LOL

Karabo le Kgalema - KK ... cool and collected couple 

Ntombi le  Gwede .... okare Ntombi is real not liking whatever Gwede is saying and getting a bit embarrased...

Manto yena ... ngathi she is screamingly scared of Kenny while kenny is takig it easy.

uKhanyi Mbawu ngathi uthi ... kazi ngilingwe yini?


Khethiwe le Mbazima ... okare Khethi is trying to sneak out of that relationship but she first need to make sure that Mbazima is not seeing her

Sbuda  leMbethe ... Sbu just said..dont you dare mfazi!

Nice article Tholi

lady gaga
05 Nov 2009 12:57

ne!

Tshilo
05 Nov 2009 12:57

I vote for Khethiwe and Mbhazima.they suit each other.Pls Khethi make sure u apply make up on ur man since when it also helped u.lol

nekzo
05 Nov 2009 13:01

kwakwakwakwakwa,i like MaMbhete and sibusiso great match,and also Kgalema and Karabo

lady gaga
05 Nov 2009 13:05

i think khanyi mbau le julius malema can make a good couple!

vivacious
05 Nov 2009 13:11

Lmbao!!! @ sis Ribs n Tboz, actually al of dem r hilarious

zimdola
05 Nov 2009 13:11

I cant help but LMAO at izambane lekhanda lika Jacob Zuma and Khanyi Mambawu's pic, hayi cha

Lex
05 Nov 2009 13:11

it looks like Manto is saying 'a bo re gwaa'

TerryN
05 Nov 2009 13:14

Oh and Kgalema and Karabo look very calm together.

tl tl tl tl tl i saw that

Phikza
05 Nov 2009 13:14

Mna Tholi im just loving uKhethi-kheti no Baleka Mbethe...bahle!!

TerryN
05 Nov 2009 13:18

@Tholi
Y Juju is not on that list? lol

Lex
05 Nov 2009 13:18

Queen would give the other first ladies of the world a run for their money when it comes to being stylish,huuuuu,our taxes will be increased just so the first lady is able to go shopping in Paris,Milan and Dubai.Maxinne would have a wing at the presidential palace,so he can design the day away for the madam.

Cody
05 Nov 2009 13:19

LOL Tholi!

Da Diva
05 Nov 2009 13:25

I think Blade Nzimande and Khanyi Mbawu perfect, Conie and Kgalema perfect, my President and Sophie no no no.... Zuma is too polite.

maddie
05 Nov 2009 13:27

Blog of the week FOR SURE

SORRY MY LOVE I COPIED AND SENT TO MY FRIENDS DON'T WORRY i CREDITED MY SOURCE

YHOO YOU MADE MY DAY

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 13:32

LMAO @ everyone...I'm just imagining Ntombi and Gwete Kissing...Yack!!

blueroze
05 Nov 2009 13:40

kwa kwa kwa 
bathong nagana ribs are a ko thabo "shayi isandla wena"

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 13:46

hahahah!! TarryN, yes u right how did i 4get Juju bathong?!! lol

@Maddie, u welcome love, no prob...

Dineo and mvume ...wow they soooooooooo cute!!!

zozoe
05 Nov 2009 13:49

lol

zozoe
05 Nov 2009 13:51

i think kenny and manto are cute together or kanjani?

French Kiss
05 Nov 2009 13:52

Blade and Khanti have a very creepy resembillance. yuk....

Storrm
05 Nov 2009 13:57

U must eat Carrots and Beatroot Kenny, look at me even though they say I am Sbindiless (Don't have liver) but i was way better than u last night" 


Eschoooooooose me MaMbethe but i am the heard of this house, if i say u get rid of thet Fukufuku (Afro) u do that," 

LMAO...good one

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 13:57

Look @ Blade and Khanyi's Mouths almost the same...hahahaha!!

Storrm
05 Nov 2009 14:05

Gwede's teeth bakithi ....scary

True about Khanyi and Blade's mouth, they really are shaped the same

Kgalema and Karabs are the okayest

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 14:14

kwakwakwakwakwa @ Tata and Mary's eyes... they r shaped the same too.

dali
05 Nov 2009 14:17

lmao lmao lmao nice one tholi!

Lex
05 Nov 2009 14:19

He guys,does Khanyi know who her father is?I'm seriously starting to think Blade must be him.

Lex
05 Nov 2009 14:22

Haai man Tholi,u've just put Mvume and Katlego ne...?

blueroze
05 Nov 2009 14:25

lol @ tata and mary's eye. they are the same indeed
someone please tell blade and gwede to drink water. BATHONG!!!!

Luvmo
05 Nov 2009 14:27

Shame Khanyi looks so traumatised

MGiveluv
05 Nov 2009 14:33

Zuma and Queen ze best maybe Msholozi mst consider making her the queen in his life, better than Makhumalo who cant walk in heels. lol

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 14:39

@ Lex, yes  and I'm just gona put Khaphela now as the last Couple...lol

BigMama
05 Nov 2009 14:46

@MGiveluv....Sometimes we should learn to respect other people. Makhumalo is a very respective woman even though she can't walk in heels, there is nothing laughable about that..l can bet your mother or even your grandmother can't walk in heels, you have to remember she is old...nxa!!!

mathata
05 Nov 2009 15:20

LMAO.
@tholi, you can doit!

ms.tebby
05 Nov 2009 15:30



the last 2 couples are just toooo fine! shem...
LOL Bigmama

Storrm
05 Nov 2009 15:34

on the last pic...whos who kanti ngoba bayafana labantu lol

nekzo
05 Nov 2009 15:35

@MGiveluv....Sometimes we should learn to respect other people. Makhumalo is a very respective woman even though she can't walk in heels, there is nothing laughable about that..l can bet your mother or even your grandmother can't walk in heels, you have to remember she is old...nxa!!!@ Bigmama thank you sisi

blueroze
05 Nov 2009 15:39

hao Tholi why bo Khaps ba sena pic up line --something about herbs and passports

BigMama
05 Nov 2009 15:48

@cheesa...l understand that sisi but really umaKhumalo is not a celebritynor a politician, she is just married to JZ and shame it breaks my heart to see people making fun of her. She is too old to be made a laughing stock by kids. She is in the lime light because of JZ.

BigMama
05 Nov 2009 15:49

@ms.tebby.....l will shoot to kill for umaKhumalo.

ms.tebby
05 Nov 2009 15:50



@ Cheesa   me & you both!


Tholi
05 Nov 2009 15:53

Lol @blueroze..they too cool to speak!!

blueroze
05 Nov 2009 15:56

She is in the lime light because of JZ.

she did not choose it, so R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Cande
05 Nov 2009 15:57

LMAO, this is sooos sooo kak funny

BigMama
05 Nov 2009 16:00

Thank you blueroze.......l am only asking for R*E*S*P*E*C*T!

Tholi
05 Nov 2009 16:19

@ BigMama, Cheesa and MGiveLuv...Ok ladies we've heard u, and we understand.

Now can we go back to the article.! 
The Funniest Couple
Tata and Marry 

The cutest Couple 
Jacob and Queen

The Coolest Couple
Kgalema and Karabo
 
The ugliest Couple
Mbazima and Khethiwe (ok, not that ugly but not cool)
  
The Scariest Couple
Kenneth and Manto

Sana Lwam
05 Nov 2009 16:23

This is all so very funny, I'm gonna blog tonite...

Hello eribadi!

BigMama
06 Nov 2009 08:43

Okay Cheesa, l am sorry, but MG, must nor that even if maKhumalo has no child of her own, there are people who consider her as their mother.

zozoe
06 Nov 2009 09:00

Blade and Khanyi look very hungry and stressed or like threy are in deep poverty

Tholi
06 Nov 2009 09:09

@ BigMama, u right gal. MaKhumalo is the mother of the nation..ungu mama wethu sonke.

hahahahahahaha!!! zozoe, phela uBlade is stressing about the money to buy Lamborghini for  uKhanyi.  

kiki X
06 Nov 2009 09:20

Why are you targeting Generations actors wena Tholi? LOL

Well done Tholi on matching Kgalema & Karabo, thats the ONLY couple that looks perfect,they look gooooooood together....

Tholi
06 Nov 2009 10:38

Why are you targeting Generations actors wena Tholi? LOL
i think they match these politicians so well kiki X, LOL

Lex
06 Nov 2009 10:53

Nkosazana has learnt not to argue with Mapholoba about is herbs,they look 'united'

BigMama
06 Nov 2009 10:59

@Kiki X......Kgalema & karabo, look ver very perfect.

 Khanyi & Blade they are both stressed shame

kiki X
06 Nov 2009 11:12

@ Tholi lets find Mfundi Vundla a partner, i think uDeborah Frazer will be perfect for him oro kanjani???

myname
06 Nov 2009 11:16

THOLI U r  DAMN good babes

LMBAOL tl tl tlt tl nice match

Tholi
06 Nov 2009 11:46

@Kiki X, we have to find him a partner from the politicians...I think Nomaindia Mfeketho or Maphisa Nqakula...lol

kiki X
06 Nov 2009 11:58

How about Naledi Pandoor or Nomaindiya

Tholi
06 Nov 2009 12:10

Naledi Pandoor.....hahahahahaha!!!!

Mamokete and Judge Pius Langa
Thembi Seete and Paul Mashatile
Mosiuoa Lekota and Ma Agnes (isidingo)
Trevor Manuel and Maggy (isidingo)

madleza
06 Nov 2009 12:53

bra khaps and mam nkozazana are perfect each other

madleza
06 Nov 2009 13:04

imagine somizi being u tata's son be ba tla tseba hore meetse a tsene ka mo tlung re ne re tla ba  kae batho with three sum playing jumping castle on tata's sofas . 
what about neli(generation) and bantu holomisa

Tholi
06 Nov 2009 13:08

LMAO @madleza...hahahahahaha!!!! kwakwakwawakwa!!!!!
Neli and Holomisa!!! Great Couple..hahahahaha!!!

Da Diva
06 Nov 2009 13:41

Hi every1 i like Dlomo &Baleka Mmbete, bt what about Thandaza(muvhango) & Terror Lekota, Helen Zille & uncle Tsepo?

Tholi
06 Nov 2009 13:57

@Da Diva, ja Baleka and Ngamla look great. but i think Helen Zille and Tino (Scandal) make a cute couple..lol

Lex
06 Nov 2009 14:15

what about neli(generation) and bantu holomisa - madleza ntwana,you are spot on.eish o kare ke a mmona Bantu a na le stress sa 16V.

DJ Why why
06 Nov 2009 15:53

"Eschoooooooose me MaMbethe but i am the heard of this house, if i say u get rid of thet Fukufuku (Afro) u do that,"

LMAO

myname
13 Nov 2009 11:26

Hello Tholi, if u r the real owner of this article, i just wanna congratulate u coz this has been ciculating through emails. I smiled when i first got it, thinking this is one of the TVSA blogger's work. At least u managed to amuse ppl.

Great work nonoza!

Tholi
17 Nov 2009 11:50

Thanks myname, It  was maddie  who startet the emailing  thing...LOL

2good4u
17 Nov 2009 12:05

wena ungjwayela kabi LMAO @tholi kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa u thought u were joking.....tltltltltltlttltltltlt

Tholi
13 Jan 2010 11:13

This Article is dedicated In memory on Manto Shabalala - Msimango

after 2
09 Aug 2010 22:05

Blade nd khayi tjo definatly nt ayoooooba,but 
Dandala nd little dineo eish ke tsona

tshepiso
15 Nov 2010 15:16

Huh! I missed a lot mannnnn

Tholi
15 Nov 2010 15:27

@tshepiso.u really did, we had so much fun.


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