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Monday World asks probing questions

Written by carino from the blog Carinos Box on 03 Oct 2011
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Happy October, lovely Monday World readers; it’s a lovely day indeed...and we have a look at what seems to have made the news this weekend.

Apparently the Nonhle that we all love to hate has been living in a bubble – a make believe dollhouse. The Sunday World reports to have made a thorough investigation into her life and found that she has no property, she’s not a director of any company, she doesn’t have R10 million and she’s just an ordinary member of the public.

If this investigation by this paper is anything to go by, then I have to say it looks like the dark & lovely indeed needs to find the nearest offices of a psychiatrist and sit down! It’s really dangerous the sickness that she has. They had her work history checked, her credit history, the only thing they were short of revealing was her bank balance.




Seems Nonhle might have misunderstood the whole “worth R10million” thing. She took it too much to her head and started imagining them notes... saw a lot of them and started hallucinating.
All of these would therefore explain the diving and ducking when it came to settling matters with Minnie Dlamini’s people and their R85K. The simple answer is, she does not have it. She has been quiet on Twitter, though since the paper came out yesterday.

The first probing question, nje to this is... was this research legal that these people did??? That’s all I want to know.

Still on psychological stresses, bhut’Zola’s ex and babymama, Garnet Maseko sounds like she also needs to put a navigator to good use – locate the nearest mental clinic, shem, poor child. Zola says he stumbled upon a contract between her and a certain magazine (of course, we suspect it to be Drum) which stipulates that she would feed them stories and they would pay her a total of R12000. Apparently during the custody battle of their children she had even threatened to poison those kids if the court could by any chance rule in Zola’s favour. Now Zola is mos saying his life is in danger as he has no idea what the woman could do to him. Heheh.



The part that killed me finish is when he says oneday she brought the kids over then ended up sleeping over. The way Zola says “I woke up and I found her face close to mine and I jumped out of bed”. Kwaaaaaaa!
Shem, mara being madly in love is something else, yazi. You know when you are feeling someone and you reminisce over the good old days but they are just not there? That is just plainly painful.


Talking about painful things... apparently Kelly and JubJub are going through tough times – they couldn’t pay for R100 petrol for their Hummer.



Probing question number 2 is... how far does a hummer go on R100 petrol??? Shem.

Anyway, moving on... apparently the SABC is rehearsing Tata Madiba’s funeral and the original first lady, Mme Winnie has issues with it. Though it was reported on Monday World HERE that Mandla Mandela is pressing charges against the Sunday World accusing them of publishing lies about SABC being sold exclusive rights to cover the funeral, Mam'Winnie confirms that such an agreement exists and Mandla is one of the people who attend the rehearsals..

Mina, nje my probing question 3 is.... what is wrong with that????



I honestly don’t see any wrong with the rehearsals. It’s not like he’s a 50 year old lad and he might be hit by a truck. With all due respect, uTata is over 90 years old. Obviously he’s gonna die oneday...and the SABC, since they have apparently signed for the rights to broadcast the funeral when it happens, they don’t want to be caught off-guard and perhaps make mistakes. So what if uTata lives for another 10 years, still? That would be a choice made by God. Mara i don’t think it’s wrong to rehearse his funeral. Phela the whole world will be here, high-profile people from across the world – akere he’s a world figure. So everything should go smoothly.  #jussaying

And before I forget, what’s with that lady, Moloko, on Kenny’s So What wanting to swipe a credit card at a flea market in the middle of a Swaziland village? I just couldn’t understand. I wasn’t sure if I was angry at her arrogant ignorance or more embarrassed for her.


They are husband and wife, by the way.. for those who were asking of the relation.

And for those who didn’t catch this show, this lady wanted to but an outfit for the reed dance, nhe... so she goes to the flea market. She picks up the outfit and... BOOM!! Wants to pay with her US Dollars, or swipe a card.  Heheh. #ihaveneverseen.

Probing question....... where in the world will you find a traditional flea market in the middle of a secluded village doing business in foreign currency??

As if that was not enough embarrassment, after the woman that they refer to as “The Mama” of the flea market agreed to take the Dollars anyway, she murmurs as she goes away... and guess what she says... “Sometimes it doesn’t help to talk to the apes. Go straight to Tarzan". Hehehe #shakingmyhead. Perhaps she just meant it as a figure of speech... but.. c'mon, now... i dont think even the flea markets in Thailand take credit cars.

And whatever happened to "when you're in Rome do as the Romans do" It' such a shame what she did.

On reality shows... don’t forget to catch Blame It on Fame tonight on etv. Naked DJ will be talking about his sex habits. heheh..

there's also a reality show on Jozi - the band, coming soon on SABC 1. It's true; this is the season for reality shows. Ananias Mathe should be given a chance too, to drop one. I'm sure it would be more interesting than "go to Tarzan". LOL

Lastly.... #deathby the sangoma that says if SAFA doesn’t pay up, he will work miracles for Bafana Bafana’s upcoming game against Sierra Leone. kwaaaaa!

This is where it ends for me, however, there is a whole lot of news... anything else... feel free to discuss it in your comments, bloggers....



48 Comments

carino
03 Oct 2011 11:08

Mrs Chix
03 Oct 2011 11:18

LOL at Nonhle and those who actually believed that she has R10 million, or maybe she meant 10million Zim Dollars, who knows...... As for that Moloko woman l am speechless, she was coming from SA and she didnt have Rand on her......REALLY...... she just wanted to show us that she had US$ shem

poker face
03 Oct 2011 11:25

lol...dat sangoma is a business man hey r kelly&jub jub stil 2geda?

Chix
03 Oct 2011 11:26

Nice read Carino... hayi I am not sure what to say with regards to Nonhle's and Jukelly's financial state... yhoo when you see people on TV all you think about is THEY ARE MONIED!!! ###deathformonths###

Minah
03 Oct 2011 11:37

Can someone explain this to me please. If they rehearse the funeral do they also cry and try to walk the walk? And do they also do the after tears

Minah
03 Oct 2011 11:40

“I woke up and I found her face close to mine and I jumped out of bed”. 
Pure lies there is no way Zola you knew before you went to bed that she is going to sleep over. Hope you did condomise.

they couldn’t pay for R100 petrol for their Hummer. 
Maybe they should sell the Hummer and buy Tazz the R100 petro can last you a week atlease to and from court

zvee
03 Oct 2011 12:20

I blv tht it's totally wrong to rehearse 4 tat' uMandela's funeral while he is still alive. Nonhle should come into her senses and go for counselling coz she really needs it. Zola & Garnet should stop fighting for the sake of their children kanti yhini ngabo. ub-

Jub and Kelly (sigh), probably Kelly enjoys being a punching-bag.. Ppl always say today it's a klap, 2moro its a klap AND a fist, the day after it's a klap AND a fist AND a blue eye.

Mathaz
03 Oct 2011 12:27

I also do not get what is wrong with Mandla selling the rights to SABC1.  I have said it before and will say it again, if he has not as yet he must do it before the Foundation does it on their behalf.  Can't wait to see all of Mandela's illegitimate children once he passes on and the scandals...we are headed for interesting times.

I feel sorry for Nonhle, Jub Jub and Kelly....

Watched Kenny's show and i don't know what to make it of it.  It is just something else and i did not enjoy it.  The logical thing to do when you visit any place is to do research on its currency, people, culture and food i think, why Moloko failed to do that is way beyond me.  Is she really married to Gayton???  Jah neh...

I think you forgot to mention the disbanment of KZN's ANCYL's PEC by the NEC/NWC.  How stupid was that move???

RHV
03 Oct 2011 12:38

Seriously, I feel sorry for Nonhle. The fact that she has to pretend to be "worth millions" to feel worthy of people's approval is just sad. And so what if she has all that money? Take away all the money and what will you find? An insecure, attention starved little girl who has to attack other people to feel better. The girl really needs help.

Cnglemother
03 Oct 2011 13:23

Moloko's ignorant utterances were obviously rehearsed.she doesnt even have an interesting personality to begin with.i doubt those were her own words,she had to honour the script by being a fake biatch.

Sbam
03 Oct 2011 13:46

I honestly don’t see any wrong with the rehearsals. It’s not like he’s a 50 year old lad and he might be hit by a truck. With all due respect, uTata is over 90 years old. Obviously he’s gonna die oneday...and the SABC, since they have apparently signed for the rights to broadcast the funeral when it happens, they don’t want to be caught off-guard and perhaps make mistakes: 
Personally i think it's nt rite cz We are all going to die someday, but ha ke kgolwe hona le motho ya tla batlang hore ho rehearswe funeral antse a phela.  Let them wait hofihlela a hlokahetse, ba tatetseng eng?

Cnglemother
03 Oct 2011 13:48

Nonhle wabatho lol!

Guava4
03 Oct 2011 14:06

Personaly i disagree why rehease a funeral while madiba is well,and mandla madiba is ur grandfather her biological kids are the one to dicide what to do,jub and kelly i feel sorry for them and moloko no comment,nonhle like all of us uses creditcards if she was realy loaded i bet cash will be her option i believe she no millinare

pjvv
03 Oct 2011 14:08

Hee heeeeeeee. i knew Nonhle's fall was gonna be with a loud bang. Who doesnt know now that u no R 50 kwi savings account yakhe. Hi hi hi. Things we do n say for attention. 

Until Kelly Khumalo admits lying about her virginity - No comments. Ke mang Kelly?

Agree wit you Sbam....Whats the rush, poor tata. Its like they wishing death on him.

@ Zola, sham i feel sorry for you as i have a soft spot for you but please stop with the lies. If my ex visits me, i would make sure they left my house before going to bed. I make sure i lock the door and run to the balcony to see they driving off.

pjvv
03 Oct 2011 14:15

In this day and age, some pipo are still showing off credit cards and foreign currency, Yhu andazi (clapping hands and shaking head in utter amazement). The next thing we will hear is the debt on the credit card. 

And the comments about apes and Tarzan....speechless and logging-off

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 14:27

Kudala nginikhusza ngo Millionaire bezikweleti ..... Ahem !!! .... Wena Carino, u-exposa amasecrets abantu, bazokubhoma kwi-Tweeter !!!

Timone
03 Oct 2011 14:30

It was indeed very annoying to watch Moloko at the flea market carrying on like some dumb ignorant snob.  Also about half the episode was about her and the shopping, they spent too much time on this.  Rehearsing someone's funeral whilst they are still alive is in bad taste in my opinion.

myname
03 Oct 2011 14:39

Thanks Cariri. Honestly mna i feel bad about this rehearsal. It's like they can't wait for madala's death and i would be careful if i were them coz we don't know whose gonna die first....... This is so wrong shame.

Ag i also knew Nonhle is a broke ass niggress whose is so loud and dry. I  hear u guys talking about attending a psychiatrist. I don't think she can  afford that. But i would love to know what happened to Nonhle. I'm sure Blaq is hurt phela th elast time i checked they were impintshi zegazi.

I haven't watch So What...... maybe usistas is suffering from attention disease. I mean i don't use my credit card in Bosman station, mind u its in the capital town of SA. Eish blacks! I'll be white in my next life.

Eish i tried to watch Zola ......bendicela ukungacommenti but i was raising my eyebrows every time he calls his Khaphela. I mean REALLY!!!!!!! Something was not right maan. Andazi noba ndim na plus my paranoidish.

Lastly WHAT'S UP WITH SUNDAYWORLD AND THEIR CUT STORIES?????? If u want the full story, get nyhweeeeeeeeeee. Mfiiimmmm

Vandimerwe
03 Oct 2011 14:40

Zola is seeking attention...........i think he deserves that babymama........... im saying this out of bitterness as zola was here in Botswana last month and he klaped one of his fans..........

this thing of rehearsing funeral its too much why dont they wait for him to die and they take 2 or 3 days to do their reheasrsals.

Nohle wa modimo................

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 14:43

Money can only buy a person an education and things / items ... it can never buy class or respect ... that, we all must earn !!!

myname
03 Oct 2011 14:48

Nc nc nc nc nc nc shaking my head Vandimerwe

He did what? I wish he can klap me ehamba yedwa. Rhaaaaaa ndingamruba ngamatye aphambane! Celebrity my foot! Kungaphela naloo show. 

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 14:57

Hayi Carino ... Yini Ngawe no-HashTag ... bayakukhokhela i-Endorsement Fee Na? I can review your contracts for you should you wish

Chase
03 Oct 2011 15:02

she’s not a director of any company

Carino this is totally incorrect, do not believe everything you read on papers but verify the facts before you pass on the incorrect information.

myname
03 Oct 2011 15:02

I’m sorry Carino …Guys I’m developing wisdom teeth and I’m in damn pain. Is there anything I can buy? So far I can only see one and its growing slowly and my gums are numb. PLZ help tu!

pjvv
03 Oct 2011 15:03

Ki ki ki, @ myname, i am imagining you picking those small stones and throwing them at Zola.......

ntoko
03 Oct 2011 15:19

just go to the nearest flea market myname u will find muti to calm ur wisdom tooth  plz rnote: No U$ dollars or credit cards allowed....tlitlitlitlitli

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 15:31

@Myname ... I grew a wisdom tooth for over 20 years (1st one finally came through at 43) ... When I was younger, my dad refused me to remove it ... "The pain will remind you that you are alive and have challenges bigger than your abilities" was his response ... I am still grateful for his counsel to this day .... But I feel for you, I know what you are going through !!!

carino
03 Oct 2011 15:37

Hello Chase...I do not think that this is in any way close to an attempt to "pass on information". I am pretty sure if you read that paragraph without your critical judgemental eye, you'd have noticed that it is more about what the paper published, not whether it is to be believed or not. That statement also starts very clearly with an "Apparently". So, try to relax a bit, read again and laugh a little, tu!

machinjiri
03 Oct 2011 15:37

so uTata has illegitimate children? #surprised and logging off#

carino
03 Oct 2011 15:42

Hello Chase...I do not think that this is in any way close to an attempt to "pass on information". I am pretty sure if you read that paragraph without your critical judgemental eye, you'd have noticed that it is more about what the paper published, not whether it is to be believed or not. That statement also starts very clearly with an "Apparently". So, try to relax a bit, read again and laugh a little, tu!

Chase
03 Oct 2011 15:49

understood carino tell me who owns NONHLE THEMA PRODUCTIONS cc?

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 15:52

Mhlawumbe u_Chase liGroupie lika baba ka-Deliwe!!!

Vesa
03 Oct 2011 15:56

Sometimes it doesn’t help to talk to the apes. Go straight to Tarzan".

Someone asked Kenny on twitter about the statement above, and mentioned how disrespectful that was. Heee......and he said that it's a figure of speech and deal making language! 

I have never shem! 

As for Nonhle, I refuse to believe that she is broke to that extent! Yes, maybe she doesn't have the R10 mil, but she made something from Dark n Lovely and recently from Vuzu.  

myname
03 Oct 2011 15:57

Ntoko yazi usile maar! LOL kuyahlekwa nomakufiwe hahahahaha.

Thanks Mavusana, im glad im not the only 1. It's been 4 days man and i can't eat proper food......at least I'm shedding some kilos. 

They told me that my dad got his when he was 35 and mna it's still the first one but shooooooo.  

Awuwa Chase it's Monday, just chill girl/boy.

carino
03 Oct 2011 16:18

<<<>>>> Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

tizoz
03 Oct 2011 18:26

So what if uTata lives for another 10 years, still? That would be a choice made by God. Mara i don’t think it’s wrong to rehearse his funeral. Phela the whole world will be hear, high-profile people from across the world – akere he’s a world figure. So everything should go smoothly. #jussaying

I hope the Dalai Lama will get a visa to come to the funeral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 19:04

Honestly speaking ... The Pressures everyone places on people is show is is shameful, nOnhle played into the hype of looking rich and being on Telly and believed the B.S. Here's an excellent example of Americanism. Yes, it's her fault, but it's also your fault! Showbiz is all smoke & mirrors ... No truth! Plenty of two-paycheck megastars in America mortgages to their eyeballs and driving leased bentleys ! Everybody needs to catch a wake up. Your money is your business ... Keep it to yourself!

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 19:06

Go back to the tweets article and see what I said .... Now. Read this !!! Watch the Kunene & McKenzie house of cards disintegrate in two or so years ... Or less!

VusiK
03 Oct 2011 19:10

For those who care ... Go to Cipro and search by Nonhle Thematic, her initials & last name and the compay name ... Should get your answer ... Mina I'd rather waste my time blogging with you mad lovable people's!

Cnglemother
03 Oct 2011 19:56

akusenzima bantu!

zam.ngcobo
04 Oct 2011 09:47

Hhayi uNonhle has gone kukuz shame ,she needs medical attention ASAP uthule uthini uMama wakhe ?????

Clearly I missed out #Kenny Kunene's show !

Guys is it true that Jada and Will Smith are getting a dirvoce ?

VusiK
04 Oct 2011 10:33

On will & jada .... As much as I'd love a shot at Jada ... NO! They're not splitting !!!

Moola
04 Oct 2011 11:20

Rehersing a funeral hayibo I am shocked

zam.ngcobo
04 Oct 2011 11:39

hahahahahahaha Vusi you'd love to try your luck on her ?

maddie
04 Oct 2011 11:48

Honestly speaking ... The Pressures everyone places on people is show is is shameful, nOnhle played into the hype of looking rich and being on Telly and believed the B.S. Here's an excellent example of Americanism. Yes, it's her fault, but it's also your fault! Showbiz is all smoke & mirrors ... No truth! Plenty of two-paycheck megastars in America mortgages to their eyeballs and driving leased bentleys ! Everybody needs to catch a wake up. Your money is your business ... Keep it to yourself!

@Vusik

the sooner ppl reliase that the better.

ur house is only an asset once it's paid off.

ur car is a liability paid off or not

most of the things ppl have r owned by the banks, ppl shld stop bragging abt things they don't own. some ppl r just a salary away from bankruptcy

this fake lifestyles that we live, we'll catch up with us sooner.

u shld cum 2 my work place and c the level of competition among gals especially when it comes to cars and clothes, ppl wnt 2 b exclusive ka di c-class merc and BMWs and i always say if u really wnt 2 b exclusiv at least get an Aston Martin, Bentley, Maserati



VusiK
04 Oct 2011 13:09

@Zam ... in my opinion, she'd be worth it ... but being a woman, she'd push for marriage, and I don't go down that path easily ... other than that, she's always been swell in my book !

Tshd21
04 Oct 2011 14:01

I don't think it's sick or surprising that the SABC is rehearsing for Madiba's funeral. The man is going die eventually and when that happens, the media/SABC has to be ready, not prepare. Even newspapers across the country and abroad have supplements on Madiba and are literally waiting on the day he dies so that they just press the print button. Who writes up a supplement or plans a world hero's funeral on the day he dies? Preparations people, preparations.

VusiK
04 Oct 2011 14:12

Nna, I'm cool ka Gusheshe !!!


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