Happy October, lovely Monday World readers; it’s a lovely day indeed...and we have a look at what seems to have made the news this weekend.
Apparently the Nonhle that we all love to hate has been living in a bubble – a make believe dollhouse. The Sunday World reports to have made a thorough investigation into her life and found that she has no property, she’s not a director of any company, she doesn’t have R10 million and she’s just an ordinary member of the public.
If this investigation by this paper is anything to go by, then I have to say it looks like the dark & lovely indeed needs to find the nearest offices of a psychiatrist and sit down! It’s really dangerous the sickness that she has. They had her work history checked, her credit history, the only thing they were short of revealing was her bank balance.
Seems Nonhle might have misunderstood the whole “worth R10million” thing. She took it too much to her head and started imagining them notes... saw a lot of them and started hallucinating.
All of these would therefore explain the diving and ducking when it came to settling matters with Minnie Dlamini’s people and their R85K. The simple answer is, she does not have it. She has been quiet on Twitter, though since the paper came out yesterday.
The first probing question, nje to this is... was this research legal that these people did??? That’s all I want to know.
Still on psychological stresses, bhut’Zola’s ex and babymama, Garnet Maseko sounds like she also needs to put a navigator to good use – locate the nearest mental clinic, shem, poor child. Zola says he stumbled upon a contract between her and a certain magazine (of course, we suspect it to be Drum) which stipulates that she would feed them stories and they would pay her a total of R12000. Apparently during the custody battle of their children she had even threatened to poison those kids if the court could by any chance rule in Zola’s favour. Now Zola is mos saying his life is in danger as he has no idea what the woman could do to him. Heheh.
The part that killed me finish is when he says oneday she brought the kids over then ended up sleeping over. The way Zola says “I woke up and I found her face close to mine and I jumped out of bed”. Kwaaaaaaa!
Shem, mara being madly in love is something else, yazi. You know when you are feeling someone and you reminisce over the good old days but they are just not there? That is just plainly painful.
Talking about painful things... apparently Kelly and JubJub are going through tough times – they couldn’t pay for R100 petrol for their Hummer.
Probing question number 2 is... how far does a hummer go on R100 petrol??? Shem.
Anyway, moving on... apparently the SABC is rehearsing Tata Madiba’s funeral and the original first lady, Mme Winnie has issues with it. Though it was reported on Monday World
HERE that Mandla Mandela is pressing charges against the Sunday World accusing them of publishing lies about SABC being sold exclusive rights to cover the funeral, Mam'Winnie confirms that such an agreement exists and Mandla is one of the people who attend the rehearsals..
Mina, nje my
probing question 3 is.... what is wrong with that????
I honestly don’t see any wrong with the rehearsals. It’s not like he’s a 50 year old lad and he might be hit by a truck. With all due respect, uTata is over 90 years old. Obviously he’s gonna die oneday...and the SABC, since they have apparently signed for the rights to broadcast the funeral when it happens, they don’t want to be caught off-guard and perhaps make mistakes. So what if uTata lives for another 10 years, still? That would be a choice made by God. Mara i don’t think it’s wrong to rehearse his funeral. Phela the whole world will be here, high-profile people from across the world – akere he’s a world figure. So everything should go smoothly. #jussaying
And before I forget, what’s with that lady, Moloko, on Kenny’s So What wanting to swipe a credit card at a flea market in the middle of a Swaziland village? I just couldn’t understand. I wasn’t sure if I was angry at her arrogant ignorance or more embarrassed for her.
They are husband and wife, by the way.. for those who were asking of the relation.
And for those who didn’t catch this show, this lady wanted to but an outfit for the reed dance, nhe... so she goes to the flea market. She picks up the outfit and... BOOM!! Wants to pay with her US Dollars, or swipe a card. Heheh. #ihaveneverseen.
Probing question....... where in the world will you find a traditional flea market in the middle of a secluded village doing business in foreign currency??
As if that was not enough embarrassment, after the woman that they refer to as “The Mama” of the flea market agreed to take the Dollars anyway, she murmurs as she goes away... and guess what she says... “
Sometimes it doesn’t help to talk to the apes. Go straight to Tarzan". Hehehe #shakingmyhead. Perhaps she just meant it as a figure of speech... but.. c'mon, now... i dont think even the flea markets in Thailand take credit cars.
And whatever happened to "
when you're in Rome do as the Romans do" It' such a shame what she did.
On reality shows... don’t forget to catch Blame It on Fame tonight on etv. Naked DJ will be talking about his sex habits. heheh..
there's also a reality show on Jozi - the band, coming soon on SABC 1. It's true; this is the season for reality shows. Ananias Mathe should be given a chance too, to drop one. I'm sure it would be more interesting than "go to Tarzan". LOL
Lastly.... #deathby the sangoma that says if SAFA doesn’t pay up, he will work miracles for Bafana Bafana’s upcoming game against Sierra Leone. kwaaaaa!
This is where it ends for me, however, there is a whole lot of news... anything else... feel free to discuss it in your comments, bloggers....