Instead of treating us to hidden footage of what the Gupta's spoke about behind-the-scenes of their fiasco, Top Billing's going to show the wedding - on Thursday (9 May).
My first thought: Someone saaaaaaaave me from the torture! Who are these people?!
It's what I've been thinking throughout the scandal - I don't understand why they've been getting so much attention and airtime. Sure the aeroplane landing was a problem - if you managed to work out what actually happened that is - but other than that it's beyond me why they're getting so much fuss.
The day after their plane landed they should have dropped to being the last story at the end of the news - with a quick update on the arrests or something - but instead they were headline news for days. They even got their own special "Guptagate" name and now, a week later, their wedding's getting a primetime TV spot.
The wedding's even being described as... I quote: "one of the biggest events in the South African social calendar ". Believe it! This is how SABC3's describing it.
Am I missing something?! Do you care about them? Do you want to see their wedding?