After last week, i had to find pliers and tractors to pull up my jaw as it dropped uncontrollably.
There i was on Thursday busy being bored radio surfing, when i bumped into Tholi B on Y-FM. I dont ussually listern to the station but that day i was captivated. From what i gathered from the first few minutes, Tholi B was discussing a story about a lady who wanted help from the listeners. here is the story:
The lady who wrote in with a problem has been devorced for 15 years and never had any intimacy with anyone ever since. Nonethelss, due to financial strains, she found herself moving in with her eldest daughter who is happily married and a mother of two.
Due to lack of intimacy in those 15 years, the mother couldnt keep her eyes off the son in law, leading to some lustful measures i.e. the mother succesfully seduced her son in law and they slept together that it became habitual.
To cut the long story short, the mother is now pregnant but havnt told the son in law yet. Her question is....wait for it...'should i abort the baby?' (and my question is, since thina nje nge bazalwane be nkunkulu, should she abort?? since the child is the gift from God!)
And there i was again trying to catch a breather when i suddenly come across a woman on E- TV demanding R10 Million from the golden boy of the moment Steven Pienaar, not because he owes her, but because...wait for it.....he promised to mary her and he didnt honour the promise. The girl even had a nerve to open her mouth and say "i want my money"
By this time all i could say was 'mihlolo ka *%&*^% la james (as Harambe would say). I mean, how many girls were ever promised a train during shayeling process back in the days? and did you get anything other than mdavazo? (well maybe Miss Mbau has been the only person who demanded her fairytale promise).
But then again i thought, if Primrose can open a case of Economic abuse agaisnt her husband and if Joelle can sue for hair mantainance, what could possibly stop this girl from demanding 'her' R10 million?
And there i was looking forward to a a post world cup week that should be filled with praises for the job well done in the success of hosting the World Cup when Benny McCarthy had the energy to say Vuvuzela is annoying and should be banned, not in South Africa but in England Stadia.
well, i say hamba! u khule u khokhobe lapho i jaratini ya mamakho lapho e England! #bloody agent!
And then there was 'tvsa trending topic for today'! #nuffsaid about these attention seeking people!
Eintlik, wat gaan ann daarso by Mzanzi? Lik what the F* IS goin on? have we become this lazy to stoop so low??