Out damn Spawn!!!
The Spawn of Satan has officially been defeated and I couldn't be more thrilled. I was very pleased with how things worked out on Survivor on Monday because Abi didn't deserve to be in the final three, even if she didn't stand a hope in hell.
It would have sucked to see her at the final Tribal Council - especially after she got so Sociopath when Denise got bitten.
All feels right with the world as we look to the upcoming two-hour finale, which starts at the usual time this coming Monday (29 June).
Who should take the glory? These are my pros and cons for each:
PROS
Denise
She's a sex therapist - this has always impressed me.
She's very honest in her opinions and isn't afraid to speak her mind.
She never backed down against Abi.
She's kickbutt at challenges.
Lisa
She was on Facts of Life.
She's given us first hand experience of what it feels like to be a child star.
Jonathan likes her a lot.
She's been excellent strategically.
Her emotional turmoil with her conscience.
Her hair still looks good.
Malcolm
He's been excellent strategically too.
His keen observations of people.
The fact that he's badmouthed the Spawn of Satan so much.
He's been excellent at challenges too.
Skupin
Uh...!?
He's funny.
He's been an ideal ally for Lisa.
CONS
Denise
Her hair. (She's going to look the most unrecognisable at the Reunion Show. Hopefully.)
She hasn't done any strategising at all. She's had her alliance with Malcolm and that's it, so there's a strong argument that she rode his bob strings.
Lisa
She needed her brother to get her mind right and into the game.
Malcolm
His bob.
The fact that he's a bartender when he shouldn't be.
Skupin
He's been useless at challenges - his reward win on Monday was a fluke.
He's suddenly praying because everyone else is.
He's hurt himself too many times, forcing us to flinch at that raw upper-arm of his.
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So Lisa wins the numbers with six Pros to one Con. I'm impressed with Malcolm too and I'd be okay with it if he wins but I'd be disappointed too because Lisa's definitely my fave choice.
Howz about you?