If you're looking for the latest Reality Low, you've come to the right place dear reader.
Big Brother Mzansi 3 winner Mphowabadimo Mvundla will be on e.tv's The Black Door tonight (Friday 20 January), with her handbag Themba Mabaso.
The couple are now living a reality TV life in the real world, in a blur of speculation, filtered social media and now this, a free-to-air TV appearance.
They were rumoured to have gotten married in December and according to e.tv, The Black Door will be making their marriage public BUT, it's not
actually their marriage but a wedding between Pearl and Zola, who's going to be tempted by The Black Door's Slay Queen.
Do you know what's going on? We have no clue what's real and what's not so please don't worry about your state of mind. The madness is real, man.
This from the extended teaser for the episode:
Mpho and Themba are already rumoured to have had a secret wedding IRL sometime last December and The Black Door saw fit to make this public in the show’s storyline.
Here’s an overview of how the wedding unfolds: It’s New Year’s Eve at The Black Door and Romeo has invited Mpho (as Pearl) and Themba, appearing as Zola.
The two guests then decide to tie the knot at the club. But, there will be drama between the couple and, Slay Queen is involved.
Does Slay Queen, portrayed by the gorgeous Thabisile Zikhali, have sex with Themba on the show?
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Talk about dissing Mpho.
It should her who gets tempted by a hottie instead - she's the one who owns the R2-million Big Brother prize.