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Fairplay:The Devil Himself

Written by TVSA Team from the blog Interviews on 04 May 2006
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Jonny Fairplay _2He lied about his grandmother's death on Survivor: Pearl Islands, he took a dump on an actress’s bed in Kill Reality, he hurls insults at the audience in between smashing his opponents in pro wrestling and he drinks himself into a stupour.

From the moment we first clapped eyes on him Fairplay has been the devil incarnate. Quizzy to face the ultimate in evil and find out how he's managed to become it I decided to phone him up for a chinwag.

Here's what he had to say:

Tashi: What's the most you've ever drunk in one night?
Jonny Fairplay: Wow - uh - well Wednesday I started drinking at noon. I probably had ten Mimosa's and then I drank an Adios Motherf#*ker and then came back here where we finished off a thirty pack of beer. 

I went to a football game after that, I probably had six more beers - then went to a bar afterwards, had four drinks and a couple of beers. Then I came home and probably drank four beers during the radio show I did yesterday morning. I drank for about sixteen hours straight.

Tashi: Is that all? So you haven't done like a 24 hour stint?
Jonny: I don't think I've done 24 hours - but that's a goal for the future.

Tashi: How do you get to the topmost level of hell the way you have?
Jonny: How? I just be myself. I'm not that nice a guy.

Tashi: How often do you bath? Once a week - once a month - never?
Jonny: Ah - I probably shower three times a week, maybe. Every year since Survivor I take the month of July off - I don't shower at all - but I get in the pool a lot. Like I did there. And for a year after Survivor I didn't trim my pubes. That was just to be mean to the girls. It was like a mushroom in a forest.

Tashi: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
Jonny: I can't remember a name.

Tashi: If you had a kid, what advice would you give him or her?
Jonny: Well, when I do have a kid, I hope to have just one boy and I wanna have Uncle Ethan teach him how to play soccer so he can pay for his college himself.

Tashi: Who's your favourite politician?
Jonny: Arnold Schwarzenegger - I mean, come on.

Tashi: Who's your favourite Survivor from every season there's been?
Jonny: Rob Cesternino - he's the reason I went out there and played the way I did.

Tashi: Explain more.
Jonny: He was the first person who really jumped from alliance to alliance with ease. If I hadn't have seen his season I probably would have gone out there and played a lot nicer. He showed me that you can jump from alliance to alliance without consequence.

Tashi: What's your fave TV show besides Survivor?
Jonny: Kill Reality because I was on it - I was the star of it. I refer to Kill Reality as The Jonny Fairplay Show.

Tashi: Was that your intention - to make it The Jonny Fairplay Show before you did it? Did you plot to make it happen?
Jonny: Kill Reality had the All Stars of Reality TV - you had Bachelor Bob, you had Nikki from American Idol, you had Michelle from Real World, Tanya from Real World, Steven Hill from Real World, Jenna Lewis from Survivor, I dunno if I said Ethan - there were some really huge dynamic personalities. At the same time I'm a little more outgoing than your average reality star, even your All-Star reality star so I had a gut feeling it was gonna be my show going into it.

Tashi: Do you watch anything else besides Reality TV?
Jonny: Uh - I watch professional wrestling and that's it. My Tivo is basically Survivor, Amazing Race, Wrestling and Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force - it's a cartoon. It's pretty crazy.

Tashi: If you weren't you - who would you want to be?
Jonny: Ethan 'cos he gets to have sex with Jenna Morasca.

Tashi: So clearly you haven't had sex with Jenna Morasca?
Jonny: I haven't had sex with Jenna Morasca that she's aware of.

Tashi: Who are your best friends from Survivor?
Jonny: Jenna, Ethan and Rob C are pretty much my tightest friends from Survivor.

Tashi: Rob C told me that you were very, very difficult to work with.
Jonny: Oh did he?
Tashi: Yup.
Jonny: Rob's been known to lie.

Tashi: Are you still wrestling?
Jonny: Well I quit TNA Wrestling but I might be in WWE soon so we'll see.

Tashi: Have you ever won anything?
Jonny: I'm undefeated.




5 Comments

Prawn
04 May 2006 00:38

Tashi, I'm assuming he's tongue in cheek?  Can he actually be that disgusting???

morticia
04 May 2006 00:57

Urgh! Creepy weirdo! However it was meant, I still want to smack his face!

Luke
04 May 2006 01:07

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Uber-LOL.

Tashi: So clearly you haven't had sex with Jenna Morasca?
Jonny: I haven't had sex with Jenna Morasca that she's aware of.

Classic. Contrast that with...........

Tashi: Who are your best friends from Survivor?
Jonny: Jenna.....etc.

........and you gotta wonder how true that still is.

The guy's refreshing. Far too many prissy, clean, marketed little do-gooders about.

Fingolfin
04 May 2006 01:46

 hahaha! This guys is brilliant :)

Sunshine
04 May 2006 02:10

He is the ultimate villain because he's the one that we love to hate. I have watched his wrestling show and he really knows how to get the crowd going - they may claim to hate him, but cannot wait for the moment that hes on stage. I think hes hilarious.


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