Dubula means Fire, as in fire a shot right? I know the unemployment stats in our country do not look good and I'm not trying to take food off someone's table but some people just ask for it.
Why is Duma Ndlovu not giving Mfundi tips on managing poor perfomance like he managed it with Lerato Moloi aka Refiloe on Muvhango?
We will chat about Ajax in a bit. Right now I need to get something out of the way.
What the hell is up with the man bashing on da G Spot? Dang!!
If this ain’t some “
watch out, men are dogs” ish then I don’t know what is.
Yo,
Khapisto, what’s the deal man?
If my ears and eyes serve me well, which I believe they do, on Friday’s episode Khapisto was talking to Magda and he was on some
“This job is your passion/calling, so take it” tip and though Magda started with the entire job thing, the woman was honestly disappointed when he said that.
Ladies, you know that is NOT how the conversation’s supposed to go down. It’s like you testing your man and telling him
“Umm, baby I think we need to take a break” and he goes
“OK”.
Ouch… now, the brother knows he’s supposed to be asking you why and all that nonsense before he goes
“ok” so Khapisto was in no way supposed to say Magda must go. Especially after what happened.
Ok, he tried to explain himself about the test thing and how he just panicked etc etc but
No Khaphela, I don’t buy it! Anyway, back to the image of men portrayed in my G Spot, Khaphela was talking to Khethiwe and guess what he says,
“We care (check, not love) about each other but it won’t work between me and Magda”, Hee is this really our Khaphela? Hard to believe.
So Magda took Khaphela’s advice and accepted the KZN job (
whatever it is) and now all of a sudden Khaphela is talking marriage and asking if there isn’t a Joburg position available for her. Really Khaphela, how lame!! We know that was just an act, you didn’t mean any of those things, you really just didn’t wanna go down in history as the man who rejected Magda because of her HIV status, too late,
I don’t buy it!
I can’t believe how these two have just practically taken over my blog; well I’m damn well done with their foolishness.
Magda is now obviously on her way out? Another one bites the dust and I am not in the least fazed, hope Khethiwe is next.
On to more ridiculous happenings…
When did
Thomas "Big Casting Mistake" Mashaba start being such a serious business person? Folks, I did warn you about how often the characters change their personas up in da G Spot! Plus the damn writers always forget what they wrote in the
“character descriptions” found in their website. Didn’t they say
“Thomas is not very ambitious. He doesn’t have the drive to succeed. He doesn’t like working. Ironically, work in his opinion is for the lower classes.” Or am I just being nasty again??? Oh hell, what am I saying? They did describe Khaphela as
“A strong traditionalist, and a man with a solid moral core” but look at what he’s doing now!!! !
Oh, and what’s up with all the so-whack fake names they keep coming up with for the supposed “artists”? Who the freaking hell thought up the name
“Crazy Pants” for the supposed new hip hop artist for Mashaba Music?
And for the record, the "new"
Mashaba Media Logo looks so horrible! By whose standards I hear you ask? Well, by Generations standards, I say.
After everything that has happened, now all of a
sundae Ntombi has an arranged marriage that's supposed to happen, what the hell? Did
Mfundi someone just wake up and think that one up? Prince Sphamandla Dlamini…fake names sound so...... fake!
And the celebrities, Magda and Khethiwe talking about the "supposed" celebrities, something something
Mbatha? Couldn’t they use real celebrities' names at least? I’m sure Noeleen would not mind her name being used in Generations? Or Mirriam Makeba??
They use Madiba and Tutu’s name all the time in these American movies
…(so much for being “real”)
Yeah, so
Ntombi is supposed to get married to some doctor prince she grew up with and oh, get this, apparently her father is a chief too and there's some story about Samuel avoiding the parents. Wonder what that's about but knowing da G folk, this will turn out to be another (
all together now)...anti-climax!
Karabo’s sonogram was discovered by Sbusiso and Anne in Karabo’s file…and Sbuda is damn worried about it. Why would the ice queen leave her precious baby's sonogram behind? Funny ish.
Ooh, I wonder what Miss all-High-and-Mighty Ntombi will make of all this...ain't she just a drama queen these days? Sbusiso has to watch everything he says to her!
Sbusiso is either very slow or just plain stupid not to be putting two and two together about this sonogram thing! I'm waiting for him to put the blame on Karabo and my theory of them trying to portray men as rubbish will be proven.
On to a
definite piece of rubbish (pronounced rabishi)
Kenneth Mashaba's one on one grilling sessions of his staff members did bring out something after all. Gerald let it slip that he and Phil helped Jackie break into Kenneth’s office to steal a file for Sbuda and now Kenneth fired them.
Fired them in front of everyone at the office.
Hee, noh labour laws do not exist in Generations land neh? People get “fired” kanjalo? In South Africa?
Like I said, so much for
keeping it real…
The least said about Jackie's
dismissal “firing”, the better. With all the lessons that are raining on us without our request, SA's Labour Relations Act is definitely not on the list.
Glad to see Thandeka’s sorted the mess that was her hair and she’s at least wearing some decent clothes at the office…yep, she is.
Oh, am still tryna hook the brother up with a decent job, anyone heard of auditions somewhere?
Khethiwe went gambling and now she owes Jack R10 000 and
Mr. Mabaso wants his money back. Ace and his teeth tried to help his "lady" shame but Jack knew exactly what was going on and made sure none of that happens.
Ah no, Jack is a serious dogg,
(see what they make me call our men?) he's charging 20% interest per week!
Poor Khethi is now desperately looking for a job and the job hunt's not going so well, especially since she ain’t even computer literate
(that's what she said on the phone to someone)…wait, wasn’t she the same one who was searching for stuff on the internet after Angela gave her PC Literacy lessons? Yho!
Queen trying to help Ajax pass his drivers’ licence…
yeah yeah whatever!
Guys, I'm gonna try start some trouble on the
Ajax front...please send in your suggestions for whom you think would be a good replacement for Ajax.
I say we bombard Generations with complaints coz I can't handle this madness anymore...damn serious!
We watch and make them number 1 so the least they can do is listen and
send this dude to some Xhosa speaking class if they have to...or we'll damn well find someone who'd do it for free.
It's bad enough that the boy sucks at acting, maybe if he was good we'd be able to looks past the way he speaks but right now it's difficult to do that.
Why don't they leave him to speak English ke??? Did he audition in Xhosa? Who was handling the audition coz if anyone needs to get fired like Gerald and Phil,
it's that guy!! (
See how I'm already assuming it was a guy? It's not me, it's Generations!)Oh dear Psyfo, how did you go from "the lovely Wildroom host" to "G's most hated" so quickly?? Dubula Dubula Dubula!!!!!!!
What the hell is Generations doing to the Mzansi men???
Nibenzani maan??