Cash flickers! Now what is a cash flicker? According to the Yale approved DICTIONARY OF BABINI’S REFINED SLANG a cash Flicker is: someone who pretends or claims to be more than s/he is worth and therefore tends to spend more than s/he has, often (but not always) to the point of bankruptcy. Ngoku ke let’s see who these Flickers are.
5. Three sum
Okay. I have nothing against these guys who are always hanging around amaschlebs but why did they invite selimathunzi to their house and lie by claiming that it is theirs only to be dumbfounded sekufumaneka uba bayarenta (aint no shame in renting). When chaos opened their fridge, there were only three things there: avocado (which Koyo claimed to use strictly for a facial), Rama Margarine and pure tap water (sorry I forgot to mention the ice blocks). That means four things. Each dime these guys get is spent on diamante (sometimes cubic zirconia) jewelry, snakeskin shoes and plastic leather pants and jackets.
There is no shame in being broke but these guys should be ashamed of not wanting to get proper jobs and adjusting their budget (uba banayo) and stop pretending to have dough.
4.L’ Vovo
Ok. This former Student Represantative Council Member (from the Durban Institute of Technology then known as M L Sultan technikon) rose to fame literally overnight with his song- u know what it is mos.
Just two weeks before he completed he hardly had a dime but was smart enough to get a driver’s license (months in advance) to prepare for the Audi (isilahla wethu) and he bought it with his paycheque (I think also with the assistance of a newly acquired credit card), got himself a plush joint e Mhlanga Gateway (ofcourse he’s renting the flat- but atleast he didn’t lie and say it’s his otherwise my sources would reveal it).
Now just a few months before his shot to fame, he was always asking people for lifts to Jozi so he can knock on record companies’ doors and get a deal. What’s wrong with that. Nothin. Just that he always hosts parties in his crib, spends a lotta money in clubs to impress chicks and I think a more modest car would have done him good. He won’t make the monthly instalments. I’m worried. Seriously.
3. Babalwa Mneno
Her house is worth a juicy amount of cash and she is not too badly off (as we’ve discovered in article no 1.) but she’s taken to flying to London to “shop” or “visit boyfriend” while the rift between her and Sundowns bosses mean she can’t chair the Sundowns Chikitas (her main source of income). Now she might have made the top 20 list but I’m afraid her moola is soon running out. I just hope they don’t repossess the house coz then she’ll be in trouble. I hope.
2. Khanyi Mbau
Do I even need to go there. This is the chick who claimed that she and Mandla have 7 cars (while it’s actually3) and that she has 500 shoes (trying to do a Carol Bauwer on us) while it’s almost a hundred (including iiteki saze Pep store awayizithengelwa ngumakhulu). Sure her hubby has money. But ke susqatha sisi you not that well off.
1. Mandla Mthembu
More like celebrity wanna be but I can’t resist this one. Ok, this guy came out of prison sometime in the nineties (still unable to tell why he was there) and since he was a journalist he wanted to start a printing business. So like most BEE wealth finders he applied for a tender. The company where he applied (Transnet to be precise) were not impressed with his proposal and therefore dismissed the application kanti babethe elityeni because Ta Mindlos sued them for unfair discrimination (among other things) and he was successful. The judge awarded him R80 million rand as compensation. He bought a 16 million rands house (which the court awarded to his ex wife after the divorce), a R6 million penthouse (in which he allowed Khanyi to stay for free but it’s under his name), stayed at palatial five star hotels, bought a fleet of luxury cars, paid off Khanyi’s modest Uno (or was it corsa-I’ll have to check- but she doesn’e drive it anymore.). Spent very little on his printing business- which is now flunking.
Why is on the list. Coz he claimed to be worth R1 billion. Rha, what a nerve, uzosenza opopayi apha. Sies maan. You are the BIGGEST CASH FLICKER Mindloz.
ps: I'll update this article tomorrow. I'm havin' trouble loading pics again. hi hi hi.
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