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Upgrade Me Please!

Written by KeleFabulous from the blog Cherry Baby on 22 Aug 2007
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I cannot believe it's almost here! Spingtime is just aroung the corner people! I know this must mean some good news for all those party animals! But then again i know there are those for whom summer or winter makes no difference to them shaking their booties all night! 

On the 31st Dec 2005 I promised myself I would be a good girl and not go out to parties/clubs in fact, not to go out at all at night and to also limit my daylight outings. Y u may ask. Well this is the type of person I was: i'd leave home to go to work on a thursday morning and that would be the last my family would see of me...until sunday afternoon, if they were lucky, and if not then they'd only see my face on monday after work. My weekend would literally start on a thursday night and end on sunday. We'd go club hopping and to parties the whole night...and weekend. I'd go out to movies and visit friends and have braais and all those things people my age do. I was also a shopaholic, whether it be cd's, clothes, shoes, underwear, books...if i liked it i took it and didn't really care much about the price tag. Then i fell preggies.

 And it was time for some major changes in my life. I made the choices and have stuck to them to the latter. Basically to focus all my energies on raising my little one and be money conscious and all of that stuff. I told myself i wud not go out at night at all until my baby was one full year! And now that that time is (almost) up I feel I'm a bit outdated on alot of things. I don't know what's hot, hip and happening anymore. Back in my day places like Moloko and Divine Lounge and Hartees and Mafikeng and Sankayi and Durban were the places to go to to have fun. Back in my day i'd be glued to the pages put together by Danielle Steele (my favourite author)...i was reading anything from romance to fiction to abo Da Vinci Code. Back then I could wear those low cut tight fitting jeans and body hugging tops. Stilleto heels were like flat shoes to me. I'd go and see all the must see movies and eat out at resturants whose prices would make most of my friends blush in horror (this i can neva get, girls y r u so stingy when it comes to things that are soooo worth it?!). I'd actually spend money on hair and makeup. Haven't bought makeup in a looong time...i paid the lady who does my hair a large sum in advance as i knew i'd have a problem forking it out later on. I went to all the concerts I wanted to (and neva paid for a single one!) and would do braais kobo Hartees and such. He bathong ne ke bo phela bophelo thleng! 

U c I knew one day a time would come for responsibilities like being a mother and a wife and making sound financial decisions like buying a house and a car so i wanted to do all of that so i wouldn't feel cheated when the time for all of this came. So the first major responsibility came, that of being a mother, and i took it very seriously. No partying and all of that nonsense until babatjie is one full year old. And even then when i do it wouldn't be as hectic. I'm glad i made that decision and stuck to it because now i'm more maturer and focused and grounded. My baby will be one year on friday and on that day i will sit him down and explain go him gore mommy has been only a mommy for more than a year and a half (since i was preggies) and now mommy wants to tap into her womanhood now. Mommy needs to satisfy some of her own needs that are separate and exclusive of Punku. Needs that won't be met by neglecting him. Grownup stuff. I'll explain to him gore i've been so committed and will continue to be and still love him so even thou he refuses to say mama and says stupid things like dada (!).

But all of this came at a price...i realise now i need to be upgraded. People pls help me figure out what has changed and what's new!

1. What are the hottest places to go boogy at?
last i checked Durban was rockas (ma u funa uku jive woza e durban...)...is moloko still the same?do they still have the eye candy bathong! heeeeyyyy banna ba mole are fine! all tall and big and muscled (just how i like them)...the women are fine too, babalwa type fine...the music is different. i neva thot i'd find myself dancing to snoop dogg and abo eve's music until i went there. what about divine lounge? khanyi met her millionaire husband there, maybe i can meet my billionaire future husband there too...has the music changed? do u still go there and not leave without first hearing that song by that lady...don't know the words to it, only know the part get down what about sankayi? does it still have those "bebe what's wrong? bebe what do u need? i'll give u everything u need bebe. bebe, why we fighting...bebe bebe bebe bebe...?" the only thing that kept me going there was teh music ...kwaito and afro pop type...bo bongo maffin and such...that was a nice place. last time i was there entrance was like a R100..how much more expensive (eish!) is it now, that is if it's still worth going to? what other new places have emerged?

2. What movies are worth watching at the moment?
Last one i saw was dream girls and all i could think was when does it end so i can go home.

3. What are the must read books?
Last one i read was by that hip hop hoochie Korine Steffan or something....i think i like books like that right now...the tell all's...so long as they're juicy and are really tell all. the one part that sticks to my mind about this confessions one is the part where hoochie mama aka supahead had to give head to JayZ to say thank u for including me in ur music video! hmmm...i thot about this one for a moment after reading that part.....i thot, if it was me in that limo with him and he suddenly pulled it out and put on a condom and grabbed the back of my neck pulling my head down...what would i have done? and then i thot, yes i woulda gone down on him. ja. y not? i would go right down and bite it that bloody thing off! damned  m***fu***! who the hell do these people think they are?!

4. Where to shop for the right clothes?
Ok so i see those oh so low cut jeans and pants and skirts are not going anywhere. in fact they're getting lower and lower. the hight cut tops are also doing the same, except going higher and higher up. But ke where does a girl shop to get the right cut bathong! Where does one go to get diaparo tsa ma lady nowadays? And where the hell does one find a size 38D bra without them damned sponges! they call them padding but a sponge is a sponge thleng! And what are the in styles? What to wear...what not to wear...help me out please!

5. What cd's are worth buying these days?
I'm still clueless on this one. Whether it be local or international. Even thou i blog with u guys everyday i still don't know some of these people. musta been about 2 months ago i found out what songs rihanna sings. before that i knew the song and the artist but didn't make the connection...and locally, aside from bo Tuks and HHP and Jozi who else is new?

6. What resturants to go to to eat?
7. What has changed with regards to the male - female dynamics on a first encounter?
I know i know they say be yourself and i will be but what's new on this one? How does the first encounter go like nowadays? Do they still whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Are there still those who grab at whatever part of you that's grabbable as if you've been married for ten years when it's only the first time u met? first time i met my baby daddy he told me i was beautiful and that was the first time i actually appreciated someone saying that to me. all the other times it made me feel uncomfortable. damn, i still have a soft spot for the bas****!

8. How much, or little must i drink if i'll be driving?
before i neva used to care as i wasn't the one behind the wheel. the advantage now ofcourse is i don't have to fork out hundreds of rands on a bloody taxi and i don't have to depend on anyone else to take me home.

Bloggers won't u upgrade me
Switch my neck tie to purple labels
Have me rocking purple labels!
Upgrade me
U can Up
Can u Up
I'll let u Upgrade me
Bloggers won't u pgrade me

Bloggers won't u upgrade me
Flip a new page
Introduce me to some new things and
Upgrade me
U can Up
I'll let u Upgrade me....

so i can...

Gettin’ bodied (Gettin’ bodied)
Gettin’ bodied (Gettin’ bodied)
Gettin’ bodied (I’m the only one tonight)
Gettin’ bodied (Gettin’ bodied) .....

I know u guys won't dissasppoint!



135 Comments

belz
22 Aug 2007 03:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Kelefab, lol @ that conversation you aregoing to have with yo child!!!!!

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 03:42

whoooo Lomuntu just reminded me that isht is just about to happen.. I just love the next month, its my birthday month and the month that you will never miss me at the pool. Time to grab ama sneakers, le di pha pha or bare keng, shorts ama bikini and hit the damn poll with cooler bags full of " wa itse mos"... Ebunnandini kulapha uzonthola khona... Well am the kind of person who believes that monate wa iketswetswa.. so besides that ayeye Newtown,Sunnyside,attredgville le Mamelodi ko corner Couch....this are the ones accessible to me diz side.

Kelefab I love the upgrade me thing ..and looks like the wild side of you is about to be revealed LOL... Anyway bare diperekisi di a thunya next moth and we all know what happens especially when tress starts becoming green.You remind me of this song I blast each day but dont know who did it.. its called [ Changes].. huuuiwe..

Beyonce
22 Aug 2007 03:44

Ok lemme upgrade you, but you will need a lil bit mo moola for my 'hangouts'

1.Clothes: JJ Schoeman in Rosebank
                  :Robort in Sandton
                  ;Cameroon in Westgate
                  ; The Space in Gateway and Musgrave
                  : Me Jane Gateway
2. Food & Wine:Primi Piatti in Rosebank... love this spot!\
                            :Charlies'Croft- @  Richards bay Waterfront & urban Harbour
3.Sipping Cocktails: Charlies Croft on Sunday afternoons... hi hi i(after church)
4.Brunch; Brazillians(esp one in Clearwater mall), this is where we sit from late morning till lunch time with my crew... very nice food, cocktails, coffe. wine--- you name it they bring it!

To be cont....


Dimago
22 Aug 2007 03:52

Oh KeleFab, your story is so touching batho! True, sounds like bophelo bo o bophetse....

CD's to buy - Keisha White, Robin Thicke - these are my latest buys
Restaurants - FISH in Rosebank,  8 in Sandton - thats where the young and hip that i know hang out.
Right books to read - Any Iyanla Vanzant books (for the mind body and soul), all about self improvement....

spice
22 Aug 2007 03:56

MMM..........Queen B my mouth is soooo.... wide open, I can hear how smooth your voice is can even smell your perfume what is it called again

belz
22 Aug 2007 04:02

hehehehehe spice.

Gugs
22 Aug 2007 04:04

Im so gonna like this blog lemme shup up and learn @Bee you enspire me my dear I just love you to bits........

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 04:06

<<Newtown,Sunnyside,attredgville le Mamelodi ko corner Couch....this are the ones accessible to me diz side. >>
Tdc u must give full details on this one!

@ Bey
Cameroon in Westgate - totally agree ( i guess it's still in!)
Primi Piatti in Rosebank... love this spot - how can i forget this one!
Brazillians - someone was telling me about this one the other day...guess i will have to check it out

@ Dimago Robin Thicke is on my to buy list! who is Keisha White?
FISH? is that what it's called? hmmm...
isn't 8 kinda like capitol? if so i'm not interested
Iyanla Vanzant...this will need some soul preparation first!

2cool EC
22 Aug 2007 04:07

Its my birth month to tdc. I love September.

belz
22 Aug 2007 04:09

September is also my birhtday month, i love Septembe to 2cool.

2cool EC
22 Aug 2007 04:10

Its my birth month too tdc. I love September.

Jordan
22 Aug 2007 04:11

Strange that you should write a blog on this topic ‘cause I always imagine you in tight jeans, high heels, straight back o jaiva goed while your man is carrying your handbag for you!!! I hope you enjoy your relaunch KeleScandalous!!! Unfortunately, I don’t have any tips for your come-back, but I get the feeling that you don’t really need tips, it will come back. If you have it, you have it!!! And you definitely have it!

GO KELE!!! Had fun reading this...

Beyonce
22 Aug 2007 04:13

Thank you Gugs...

Kele try Brazillians my dear, you will never go wrong!!!

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 04:18

Eish September rocks..its my Birthday's month, my woman's, my dear friend Belz and manje no 2cool? Now thats a moth worth a killer Hookup!

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 04:19

<<Strange that you should write a blog on this topic ‘cause I always imagine you in tight jeans, high heels, straight back o jaiva goed while your man is carrying your handbag for you!!! >>
 haai Jordy u r just too Scandalous! hi hi hi wa bona eo that's something i neva do...go to parties/clubs with my man. no! we can go for braais and all that laid back chilling but not this!

Dimago
22 Aug 2007 04:23

Keisha White is a new RnB artist, she's been getting a lot of airplay on radio. The name of her single is "Weakness in Me" , the chorus goes something like: 

"Why do you come here, when you know i got troubles enough, why do you call me, when you know i cant answer the phone, you make me lie, when i dont want to, and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool, you make me stay, when i should not, are you so strong or is the weakenss in me"

<<FISH? is that what it's called? hmmm..>>
Yep, its a seafood restaurant called FISH
<<isn't 8 kinda like capitol? if so i'm not interested>>
No ,8 is a proper restaurant, not clubby, but has a nice young crowd 
<<Iyanla Vanzant...this will need some soul preparation first!>>

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 04:25

FOOD AND WINE= you must definately check out the kitchen bar and primi both @the Design Quarter in fourways its thee perfect up market hangout spot. believe me

Gucci
22 Aug 2007 04:25


Book to read - I am recently reading a book called "What's left unsaid" by the    
                           21yr old Maxine Case worth R128 - its worth it bt still in the first 
                           chapters though.
Perfume - DKNY Green/Red Apple (u'll never go wrong). Offcourse u can try the
                   Gucci one's but I must warn u - they will cost u more!!!!
Places to Hang Out  at Nite - Try Newscafe Rosebank for some rush or maybe  
                                                     Melrose Arch if u want them Billionaires, Durban's 
                                                     hottest spot has to be the Skybar ,PE's one is a
                                                     place called Gondwanas.
Food and Wine - CapeTown try any restaurant in Seapoint, Jozi has to be Primi    
                               too, PE has a place called Morrows
Music - Try and go to Musica/Music Mix/Reliable and tell them what type u like 
              and they will hook u up with some Mojo
Places to Shop - everywhere Darling as long as they have something snazzy with 
                              oozing sexiness but pls if u go cheap try and mix it wth some
                              BLING and a bit of label (confusing the enemy) 
Movies to watch - I recently watched SHREK3 can u believe it. I also enjoyed
                                Ocean's 13 so u can get a DVD if it's out by nw.

Happy come back to Your wild self KeleFab!!!! Believe me u need it.
  

belz
22 Aug 2007 04:29

Gucci, i love your tip on Places to shop.

Mizami
22 Aug 2007 04:30

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 04:30

for a beautiful R&B sound with a difference and a lot of soul. then you must get LEMAR and the CD is tittled someone should tell me, its thee perfect CD for relaxing. he is nigerian born but lives in the UK where he is making hits after hits. i just love his music

Gucci
22 Aug 2007 04:31

Keisha White is a new RnB artist, she's been getting a lot of airplay on radio. The name of her single is "Weakness in Me" , the chorus goes something like:
@Dimago
The song u mentioned is a nice one...other than that they say the album is forgetful....it was rated 2/5 Yep believe it!!!!

September is also My month....WOW I'm loving this.

Mizami
22 Aug 2007 04:32

HAI KELE.......INTO ENDE KANGAKA...........U'VE GOT TYD WENA MAHN.....
answe to number 8....DRINK A LOT.........THE MORE DRUNK U R THE MORE CAUTIOUS U R.......BWEIVE ME..........HAHAHAHA EISH........MERRY DRINKING

Beyonce
22 Aug 2007 04:36

LoL at Gucci "confusing the enemy"

Still on Rastaurants; I love seafood, Ocean basket is ok... but I just discovered this really cool Seafood Resto in Jozi(nogal)!!! The CodFather    it 's ín Rivonia Blvd 1st Avenue... go check it out if you are a Seafood lover, you get prawns as big as you know who's  head there he he he

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 04:39

Yah neh I gotta agree Keisha white is a nice song mara wait ngabo Keisha..kanti isnt it time for Mzansi music..? Last year this time Sister Berthina brought us some @ASS shaking vibe, bake bo Kabelo, Dj Sbu we waiting, Cleo dintshang, Brickz has a song but doesnt do for me. Mgarimbe was that a money making spin..? Cant wait for Mr Resistor kanjani uLvovo Derango too... yoh kanti where is the vibe...?

Malika has Spikiri producing some song too,(so I hear) and very Spikireke huuuiwe and Trompies where are the hits...?We waiting ...re batlo bina

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 04:41

seems we have a lot of SPRING kids here..........sho

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 04:43

Mizami wena o tswile tseleng. do u want me to spend my night in drunken stupor in a prison cell? haai!

ha ha ah Beyonce i know who!

cocktail
22 Aug 2007 04:46

Kele ma love all i'll say just check ma Favourites in my profile,for hang outs,movies n music

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 04:50

all u spring kids just show us one thing! gore ur parents ne ba etsang in december! LOL

presha
22 Aug 2007 04:50

@monchooza, yeah neh, seems like a lot of parents were busy in december, making all these bloggers, thank God 4 th@! 

Tsholo
22 Aug 2007 04:51

Hey Kele, Im so glad U did this blog. Im also sort of going thro a process of revamping my life, not sure how I got here cause nna Im still baby-free! Im even considering to relocate to Cape Town!

For places to hang-out, I agree with the Primi suggestion.

Enjoy yo upgrade!! and Good luck!

presha
22 Aug 2007 04:52

@kelefabulous. Gr8 minds think a like!

Jordan
22 Aug 2007 04:53

Hey Kele. Here are some tips, if you want to keep it real hi hi hi

Book to read – Any book in the Mills and Boon range, if you want to rekindle the flame in your relationship

Perfume – Who needs it??? As long as you have taken a bath/shower and o tshasitse roll-on, you are good to go

Places to Hang Out at Nite – Your place... or mine? Holler! hi hi hi

Food and Wine – Whatever you would be cooking would be perfect. As for wine, a papsak goes a long way. What’s great about the papsak container is that, it’s a box and your hands won’t get cold when carrying it around AND the “no bottles allowed” won’t apply to you!!!

Music – I have noticed how clueless you are when it comes to music, so holler at me for some tips on SA music, so you don’t feel left out at bashes. And I have some unreleased stuff too, so that you can be chosen to get on the stage at launches as you’ll be the only person who knows all the songs!

Places to Shop – I agree with Gucci on this one, I have a list of dikoti tsa the whole of Gauteng!

Movies to watch – Released or unreleased?

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 04:55

Jordan please stop! wa mpolaya!

belz
22 Aug 2007 05:02

LMAO @Jordy!!!!

Stranger
22 Aug 2007 05:06

Great One Jordan!! Totally agree with U!

Gucci
22 Aug 2007 05:11

@Jordan - Oh My Gaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Released/Unreleased???? LOL

Username
22 Aug 2007 05:13

I feel like i am 60 years old reading this blog. I am turning 21 soon and my only favourite hangout is my couch watching DVD's. Some of the places mentioned here i have never heard of.

Movies: Hairspray, Ocean's 13, Die Hard 4.0, Dhoom 2 if you are into bollywood, license to wed coming out soon and Evan Almighty

Perfumes: Anything from the Piere Cardin Brand

Books: The Alchemist, Coconut written by a 22yr old South African, anything by Zakes Mda and Steve Biko's Biography.

Places to shop: Truworths and Rage stores.

Music: Robin Thicke-Evolution of Robin Thicke
Sean Kingston, Enrique and Mafikizolo and some Ringo.

Keisha White is not a new artist, this is actually her second album and wekness in me featured on her debut album but the album flopped. Weakeness in me started getting airplay in 2006 a year after its release from underground DJ's and her manager decided to feature the track in the second album. Pity the album is not even worth pirating. she tries too much to be "booty girl" but its not her and the album just exposes that.

Mizami
22 Aug 2007 05:13

TL TL TL TL TL  HAI CHA.....JORDY.....I'M SPEECHLESS.......
MILLS EN WHAAAAAAA?

cocktail
22 Aug 2007 05:14

@ Jordan I think its best yo way serious!!!!!!!

MADENZA
22 Aug 2007 05:15

to eat i think you must go to the Taxi rank for plate ya plate 
Mmane( R15- good savings)

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 05:17

can sum1 pleeeeasssseee upgrade Jordy to gold cos i seriously wanna know who this is! kwa kwa kwa kwa

Mizami
22 Aug 2007 05:18

COCKTALI........U R A MUSICIAN??

belz
22 Aug 2007 05:21

hayi Jordy, im still cracking right now, but your version is so real!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah!!! and very affordable,LMAO!!!

Stranger
22 Aug 2007 05:24

Please TVSA upgrade u Jordy. Bloggers lets vote whether Jordy shuld be upgraded to Gold or not!

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 05:28

Extra Tips Kelefab

Movies: Transformers
Books: The ones under Jordans bed ..ka mo matraseng..
Places to shop: Pep bare best prices and more. hi hi hi
Music: Robin Thickle yeah i had forgotten..and listenr to Zonkes CD.
Places to Hang Out at Nite : You lounge
Drinks: Unless you are heavily into vodka...tell you what ?Wine is the best thing..ask Beyonce.

Lerata
22 Aug 2007 05:32

Kele 

To tell you the truth, in your times sounds much better than nowadays! 

The only place that still rocks is Primi in Rosebank- their food is still devine.

Devine Lounge-sorry! It is closed! Not happening anymore!

Moloko-Nowadays you have to have a membership card to get insde.All the shlebs  go there, ba sheba marago a rona ha re jiva! I suggest you don't do that no more! Go ya bo 18yr old with framents of cloths to cover necessary parts!

Newscafe in Rosebank-Ke Shebeen! Laterally! I would not go there, not even close. Go ya these BEE wanna be just because yu are wearing PINK/OR SALOMONE!Whatever that colour is!

Capitol-It used to be classy but now it is drawing the Newscafe crowd!

Sophiatown in Newtown- if you wanna lounge that is!

There is another joint in Sandton-PALMS!  Next to Austin Martins(excuss the spelling)R100 will get you in mara everything u drink is over R30-glass of wine, savanna and all. The crowd is still decend!

Lerata
22 Aug 2007 05:34

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 05:35

stranger why ngathi uyi comrade so??? uyidela kufa, whats next on your agenda itoyitoyi????

Lerata
22 Aug 2007 05:36

Sorry about that!

There are no more good clubs out there! Nowadays goa LOUNGIWA(LOUNGE). Ha go sa jaiviwa, unless o le ko Newscafe-Rosebank!

cocktail
22 Aug 2007 05:36

@Mizami its COCKTAIL darling not COCKTALI.Yes i am a MUSICIAN. music pays ma bills.r u also a musician.

Lerata
22 Aug 2007 05:37

Ngani? Ha o bantu! I just dont wanna get her hopes high!!

Mizami
22 Aug 2007 05:37

ROTFLMFAO!!!! hai cha.........banithathaphi nina maara.......

Gugs
22 Aug 2007 05:39

Thursday nite @ Sandton Cappello is also nice but it gonna be a sheeben soon.

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 05:42

kele for a perfect hang out spot go to tembisa @ Caprivi. you wont be dissapointed

Gugs
22 Aug 2007 05:42

nd if you don't mind driving to the twnship you should also check out SkeemGP in katlhehong or sumthin.     also Jackbbooders ko Mamelodi

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 05:42

Lerata you have given the most awesome reply of the day...hi hi hi..I last heard such funny things from a conversation i has le this other gal-friend wa ko pheli about them celebs and apparently ka bafana ba style.

presha
22 Aug 2007 05:42

@Lerata "Ngani? Ha o bantu! I just dont wanna get her hopes high!! "
Whats this all about? no1 critisized yor input, or were u thinking aloud?

MADENZA
22 Aug 2007 05:43

Upgrade jordy
Upgrade jordy
upgrade jordy

Gugs
22 Aug 2007 05:43

With you there Monchooza Caprivi is also very nice

Flo-Jo
22 Aug 2007 05:45

ROFL @ Jordy....

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 05:47

<<Nowadays goa LOUNGIWA(LOUNGE). Ha go sa jaiviwa>> Lerata, i like this idea. i think this is exactly what i need. nako ya go jive seriously e fedile...i think it wud be too tiring for me.

haai no di ngata di plek out there ne! i'll take my time and sample some...

mizami we have all kinds of people here...bo cocktail the musicians to bo marara the dj...by the way her album's out so go get it!

Flo-Jo
22 Aug 2007 05:49

@ Madenza.....kwaaa kwaaa kwaaa

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 05:52

And Mar's album is sold in bottle stores like ya Auntie wa gagwe.ehehehe

Lerata
22 Aug 2007 05:53

@Kele

Please let me know cause I am also looking for a decent place ya go jaiva!

Flo-Jo
22 Aug 2007 05:55

If u in n around Sowedo, check out The Backroom in Pimville.

Mizami
22 Aug 2007 05:57

ucula ini ke.....?

myname
22 Aug 2007 05:57

Thanks Keleb. Sana Just go 2 Melville im sure u wil find something suits u. Bourne Ultimate (spel) & Die hard they both intesting. Im a fan of romantic comedies bt since i always cry i prefer those action drama things. Since im lazy & studying at the same time, i prefer reading magazines 4 new fashion. I think der is some1 called EDGARS i luv that shop its affordable especial 4 those hot yummy mama lyk mi ha ha ha. Gil u already got it, Bebe akaBeyonce that Upgrade u makes me shake it. Since i luv meat u know Xhosas i prefer Meat Co. from Montecasino.Plz start with starters like Livers and go to mail meal gil dont 4get vegetables r gud 4 ur health spinach & butternut & now u make mi hungry & im broke. Whenever u go plz i-perfume(although im lazy 2 buy it) 4 ur new man, just pick something sweet since u r sweet. Last not sure about it bt i always BRIBE nge R50 (just joking)

cocktail
22 Aug 2007 05:58

Well explained Kelefab ma darling.ta!!!!!!!!!!!

Lerata
22 Aug 2007 05:58

@Flo-Jo - Hoe hee, go ya bo ntate ba meriri e mesweu(grey hair)

MADENZA
22 Aug 2007 06:00

Guys if you around Hillbrow you can visit The Base or Ambassador.
WARNING: Maghosha(but they sell good stuff hi hi hi hi) not sure if it really a warning or good news to other guys.

cocktail
22 Aug 2007 06:03

@Mizani,Anything that i feel on that particula recording day.Still have nt answered my entaqadori  r u  also a  musician?

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 06:04

Madenza o padile son..am writing boMukondeleli a letter back at home..huri Madenza o lewa kha Jouberg. Khakhathi ..zo konda nase..!

Foxy gal
22 Aug 2007 06:08

I'm glad you guys enjoy SEPTEMBER ( SPRING) but I DON'T, i have a pollen allergy (hayfever) so the outdoors for me are a no no!!!! so mabloggers pls help me in anyway u can ( wat works to cure/ maybe control it) so that i could also be able to enjoy myself too here in Durbs.

MADENZA
22 Aug 2007 06:08

man i was doing you a favour you know that those things are your cup of tea.

Jordan
22 Aug 2007 06:14

hi hi hi guys, I am just looking out for ma girl! I am upgrading next month...

Madenza Bathong!!! I won’t even ask gore how you know it’s good stuff!!!

Foxy gal, where have you been???

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 06:15

Utlwa mpara ela..ehehehehe..

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 06:16

he Foxy...where have u been?!

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 06:18

Foxy dont stress beer zol le dikobo finish and klaar...no outdoors baya gwazana ngphandle in summer.

Foxy gal
22 Aug 2007 06:21

@ Jordan -I haven't been well & when i came back 2 work i was sooooooo busy but still i read the blogs just couldn't reply! Whoa shame NOBHODI can hlukanisa me & TVSA  I mean NOBHODI!!!

Foxy gal
22 Aug 2007 06:24

ROFL @ TDC!!!!!!!

sponono
22 Aug 2007 06:27

Movies: anything taken from a book
Books: anything made into a movie
Places to shop: have your stuff "especially made"  or is it tailor made??..fashion designers are the latest BEE's 
Music: hip-hop (which i hate with passion) and the latest Afro-pop dude or Nhlanhla  very silly unoriginal stuff methinks.   
Places to Hang Out at Nite : in Durban, you can try the Zulu Launge espesh if you are still a Singleton...there lottsa BEE chaps (and some live music with the Jozi artists like Joe Nina etc. and another place thats decent but a little bit wild on Friday's  called Egagasini  where you find a mix of  students and Bee's and then of course there's Skybar - or Havanna which has uhlweza (extra change)  thats what we call these pretty young things that go in groups and wear the latest and love house and hip-hop...mostly high-school and first-year students 
Drinks: I know with guys whiskey has taken over (particularly form the Johny Walker Range- you supposed to buy the whole bottle evenif its R500 LOl
as well as the Hansa Mazen gold (in the absence of Amstel) and girls, its red-wine and Sarita...
Perfume : now that very indivisual and personal...you cant follow a trend on a scent...dont tell me you want to smell like someone else....but since you are asking...I think the trend is to buy these perfumes from specialied direct market selling beauty agencies..like Avon, Justin ect..where you get your own scent which you wont find at Edgars..as for guys, we still want our Aramis and NewWest from Edgars.no sweat there

the bottom line is DAys Gone By were much more exciting and fun than nowadays...so dont worry about now because you aint missing much...its not as fun as it used to be..in fact house-parties are it-with your close friends, (like us bloggers would be more fun).

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 06:33

sponono, y do u hate hip hop so?

i c a mention of perfumes here and there and i might be abit drowsy from the pain medication i just took but i don't remember asking what's the latest in that category. perfumes are like hairstyles thleng!... only u know what's suits u.

Jordan
22 Aug 2007 06:41

<<<Whoa shame NOBHODI can hlukanisa me & TVSA I mean NOBHODI!!!>>>
LOL! Nobhodi Dali!!! Hope you are feeling a100% Good to have you back!!!

Beyonce
22 Aug 2007 06:52

hawu Jordy!!! Kwa kwa kwa

Foxy gal
22 Aug 2007 06:55

Thanx Jordan I am feeling gr8 & 't good to be back !!!

Missed u Kele!!!!

belz
22 Aug 2007 07:02

Bey: that laugh doesn't suite you.

belz
22 Aug 2007 07:03

Foxy: bendikukhumbulile chomi yami, im glad yu back

sponono
22 Aug 2007 07:13

KeleFab-  I think I hate more of the local hip-hop because I think there's no originality (but of course some of these hip-hop guys are very talented in terms of rhymes and in miing it with a lcoal flavour..otherwise I think hte main reason is I DONT FEEL IT  ...so thats why I dont want to even listen to it...(its like how when you used to turn to Lotus FM and soon as ou heared that sound you go EEW..but you know that surely somewhere someone loves it..thats my story and I'm stickin to it..LOL

As for the perfume..forgive me sisi..I awas a bit lazy to read the whole article and I looked at some very smart blogger's reply who decided you needed the low down on perfumes   oops my badd....(i also ws suprised you'd ask..hi hi hi...

Ha!!  why am I not suprised it GUCCI who started the perfume update...well go figure .....LOL

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 07:13

welcome back Foxy!

what about bra's that are nice bathong! where do i find nice looking bra's without di sponge!

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 07:21

Sponono forget about Hiphop click HERE and am waiting for yours the next hit..!

Beyonce
22 Aug 2007 07:25

>>>what about bra's that are nice bathong! where do i find nice looking bra's without di sponge!<<  Kele bathong hi hi hi

few suggestions
: La Senza
                                 Temptations
                                  Foschini
                                  even Woolies...
Rule no.1 They have to match, as WhiteSoxGal would tell you , a fabulous gal always match her underwear!!!!!

Toodecent
22 Aug 2007 07:30

myname
22 Aug 2007 07:30

Ama-CHINA sana u can find any colour & cheap

nonkez
22 Aug 2007 07:31

hi every1


kelef u want to be upgraded? plz!!!!

we (there ones who hvnt gone gold) who need upgrading.

sizintloni!!!!!

myname
22 Aug 2007 07:41

i heared there is place in Joburg called CHINA CITY they said the more u buy u get a discount so what r u waiting for

mayo
22 Aug 2007 07:54

CAN SUMBODY TELL U COCKTAIL IM STILL WAITING 4 DA REPLY!!!!

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 07:56

i've been to all htose places Bey...can't find anything in my size that's y i'm asking

Jordan
22 Aug 2007 08:04

As soon as I read the bra part – the 38D (before I even finished the article), I went to your gallery to, you know, check out the *ahem*, but unfortunately your pics don’t show that part of your body *sigh*. But seeing your gorgeous face is always a pleasure!!! hi hi hi. Holler at me and I will take you bra shopping!!!

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 08:07

can somebody please put a leash on Jordan! bathong!

nonkez
22 Aug 2007 08:14

for the metro's, wer can i find good outfits in CT?

Foxy gal
22 Aug 2007 08:16

@ Kele i could try but Gaaaaaaad I enjoy Jordan's replies!!!!!! ROFL

Foxy gal
22 Aug 2007 08:17

@ Kele i could try but Gaaaaaaad I enjoy Jordan's replies!!!!!! ROFL

Toxic
22 Aug 2007 08:25

Love your article KF, pity I'm the last person to give advice..for the right bra size go to Pandora's Bra Studios. Mail me for the number, don't wanna advertise their services for free!

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 08:26

ka nnete wena Jordan o tswile tseleng...hi h hi

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 08:27

(off topic)Jordan pls ungangihluthi isinkwa emlomeni this might be my ticket to riches, and i wont let you ruin it for me if it means i must terminate you, then thats what willl happen. ngwanola u lahlile and i must act now before she is famous, I'm trying to upgrade myself

Tshd21
22 Aug 2007 08:33

Hey family, I just diiiig the topic. Wecome back Kelefab!!!!!
Jordan: Fela kgomo yona o e opile lenaka ngwana wa ko gae! Your list is simply doing!! Hi-hi-hi

I totally agree with you ka kgang ya di perfume and I am dead serious! I bought this cheap one ka R50 and my friends used to  laugh their arses off when I had it on. To an extend that I had to stop using it and the bottle is not even half empty, talk about wasting money, Kelefab, do not use perfume!!! Damn.

Places to Shop – I agree with Gucci on this one, I have a list of dikoti tsa the whole of Gauteng, I simply need the list Jordy!! pls ke a go rapela ausi, help me out. :(

But ko music o wrongo sana. Kelefab, try 1. Robin Thicke and feel sexy!
2. Then go straight to Baba Ringo Madlingozi's Ndim lo, absolutely fab, especially that track called Tsho Tsho Mama (It is talking to every sister out there who thinks that they are not beautiful or good enough) And I'm sure you guys know that when it comes to complimenting the ladies, Ringo goes all out. You will not regret it.
3. John Legend's (again or once again, eish forgot) latest. When u have this one Kelefab, go straight to track no 7 called slow dance. Since u r returning to the social scene, this song will have u on those heels and slow dancing in no time. Beautiful staff!!! Ke a go bolelela

Jordan: Pls honour my request love, ke desperado. I want to return to the dating scene after nursing a broken heart for quaet a while, eish, e ne e robegile go robega!! Ke batla go chancha wardrobe completely.

KeleFabulous
22 Aug 2007 08:45

ooh yes pls email me the no's Toxic!

@ monchoo...what's this ticket to riches? le rona re a di batla di millione phela!

Tshd21 i think u need to read some of WSG's blogs on that broken heart.

monchooza
22 Aug 2007 08:56

kele check out belz guestbook

Xhosa Chick
22 Aug 2007 09:49

Recommendations: 
Perfume: Sadie or Swankie Look
Shops: Jumbo Bazaars
CD's to buy: The Best of Derrick Ndzimande, Shwi noMtekala
Underwear: A stall at Belville station
Food: A stall in Khayelitsha with the fresh meat
Drink: Shake-Shake in Banana flavour
Shoes: Jumbo Bazaars again. Or a stall in Langa

Xhosa Chick
22 Aug 2007 09:50

LOL LOL. Ive upgraded u, Kelefab!

mayo
22 Aug 2007 10:03

hayi sana uyandigqiba,   ungade eBellville amafongo fongo....
CD's to buy, rather go to ijukebox and just use R1 for 2songs-great savings 
Best hang out- kwa Kick or kwa Mamuyandichaza.. hi hi hi
@tXC take her to krap krap in Wnyberg..

KeleFabulous
23 Aug 2007 01:38

LOL @ XC!

mayo, what is this R1 for 2 songs?

Bra Bizza
23 Aug 2007 05:39

yah XC u need a serious upgrade Derick Ndzimande?

Recommendations:
Perfume: Davidoff for amagita
Shops: Mooks in long street
CD's to buy: Oskido's 6th commandment
Underwear: do people still wear that????
Food: Bukhara in town or Beluga in greenpoint(tops)
Drink: Beer and thanks that iAmstel ibuyile cause i cant stand that Marzen nonsense
Shoes: kick n boboza,or shoes that wont get you returned at the door by the club

WhiteSockGirl
23 Aug 2007 05:40

KeleFabulous,...  transformation from Nice and Fabulous girl to Fabulous bitch...  is that also part of the plan?  Note,..  transformation not upgrade...

mayo
23 Aug 2007 05:56

@kele u see inside imikhukho u get these places where their music plays day  in and out what you get is 2 songs for only R1 while enjoying your beer and u know ke no cocktails or shooters.. divas all the way(Redds,BL,Hansa,HuntersDry)

KeleFabulous
23 Aug 2007 05:59

hey wsg coming from u that's a compliment. lol

KeleFabulous
23 Aug 2007 06:32

haai mayo ur idea sounds so ghetto bathong!

mayo
23 Aug 2007 06:33

kanti didnt u say UFUNUKWAZI!!!!!

KeleFabulous
23 Aug 2007 06:57

yes mayo i know! lol

Xhosa Chick
23 Aug 2007 07:48

I was joking. My real recommendations:
Perfume: Armani Code or Issey Miyake
Shops for clothes: Jenni Button, Mememe, Tommy Hilfiger, Second Time Around
CD's to buy: John Legend (cos Im inlove with him, and he's NOT GAY!), Themba Mkhize
Underwear: Woolworths, La Senza
Food: Primi Piatti, The Green Dolphin
Books: anything by Zakes Mda, Jon Von de Ruit, Alan Paton (all brillaint local authors)
Shoes: Paradoxo, Guess
Movies: Anything current, like Hairspray. But you MUST hire Napoleon Dynamite.

Beyonce
23 Aug 2007 07:53

XC.. I like the Armani Code perfume as well....

Xhosa Chick
23 Aug 2007 08:01

The latest Mont Blanc for men...Yum!

Xhosa Chick
23 Aug 2007 08:05

Jean Paul Gaultier. Stunning packaging always...
So is Belz for real people?

KeleFabulous
23 Aug 2007 08:20

I wear Gaultier 2...very nice

zandii!!
23 Aug 2007 08:24

HA HA HA HA ARMANI CODE BEY'S favourite pef guess i still owe yu ma fff tried ma best mara  can't blame me that much!!!!!!!!

Beyonce
23 Aug 2007 08:30

zandiii... still waiting luv, patiently:)

zandii!!
23 Aug 2007 08:42

party lovers latest updates ze PARTY

1,ZAMBEZI tonyt theres a hot nyt thing goin on think no OSKIDO will be promotin his nice cd (since its a house nyt) fee R100 i think
2.50 floor calton centre all jo-burg pps  please make it its gonna be the bomb hip hop lovers +house (kill me in this one its guranteed)SATERDAY
3. SATERDAY,bar called SEQUOIS playboy bunny party yu can also go there (not sure abt that one though all jo-burg pps will be in calton 

lots of love 
yo blogger !!!!!!!!!!

ngwana
23 Aug 2007 09:15

Food: Suite 16 is the latest 'black diamond' hangout. (hate that word)
Books: people are going on about "the secret" i havent read it but i hear its good.
Music: must agree on the Robin Thicke - its funny that he has been making music for like 15 years and this is the first ive heard of him. 
Movie : The simpsons 
Perfume: Hugo Boss "Femme" 

Stay away from Rosebank Newscafe.

Toodecent
23 Aug 2007 09:31

Party Lovers Update..

Ma bedroom tonyt..hot cup of coffe and a deep sleep. Fee ofcourse I dont pay.
Cheques accepted for donations..ka borega and ke lapile.
Entertainment: I am perfoming sweet dreams, my latest single.My phone open 24/7 le voice mail. Striclty invites..


am out!

belz
23 Aug 2007 09:34

hehehe tdc, kele yu don't want to go there, yu'd rather come with me to espotini.

Toodecent
23 Aug 2007 09:39

And oh..none is invited neh..only me.

Beyonce
23 Aug 2007 09:41

what happened to belz article? the fong kong one??

zandii!!
23 Aug 2007 09:44

was also lookin 4 it it's gone wt her case !!!!!!!! or it was nt legally registered mafriend

Jordan
23 Aug 2007 09:56

hi hi hi I was looking for it too, Bey. Ke kwatile tota!!!

I don't like getting played!!!


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