Dr Mehmet Oz, the resident doctor was the True Oprah-style guest to answer any medical question Oprah viewers had. The first question was from Zonda who has a problem when laughing; she pees … So the Big Q was “peeing when laughing”! I was a bit shocked that she would allow Oprah cameras to videotape her; I would have asked to be anon. Can you imagine now everyone knows that she can’t laugh or she leaks?
Dr Oz and OprahShe is my brave Oprah guest! Dr Oz reassured all the Oprah viewers that it is quite normal; 1 in 13 Million Americans have the problem; espesh after you have children… Oh my word! Child bearing is not child’s play – your boobs leak, crack and sag; and your bladder gives up on you? He explained, using his hands to demo, how the whole thing happens with the bladder going into some muscles. Oprah had a blond moment and asked if the good doc was demonstrating a pipi or a bladder? Ha ha ha! He mentioned and stood up to demonstrate how to squeeze your Vajayjay up to avoid this. I don’t know how the hell to do that! He also said drink less caffeine, wee more often and don’t let people tickle you!
Pic (Dr Oz)Magda in Russia had the next question – Douche. Should women Douche? Dr Oz’s answer was a simple “THE Vagina is a Self-cleaning oven”. This was a bit too much for me; I laughed too hard and missed the rest of the answer… Some Foreign accent lady from the audience had to ask a Q; but it wasn’t really a Q! She insisted that people should clean down there! They should look and wipe properly – She is a practicing medical doctor so the poor woman was gatvol and wanted her patients to know! Imagine if she is your doctor and you see her on O – you start shouting “she did my pap smear last week!” and she is busy saying people don’t clean their Vajayjay! Do you go back? Do you wash and douche on the day of your check-up? Eish! ROFL!!! Dr Oz simply advised the ladies not to douche but wipe from front to back…
pic (Wax)The next Q was Brazilian Waxes; Is it safe to take it all off! –Oprah was hilarious at this point! She even mentioned Buffalo wax! Ok! What is Buffalo wax? Dr Oz explained Brazilian wax as shaving/waxing all the pubic hair off; back, front and the bottom. He says it is absolutely safe to do it but the skin is fragile… I was still hooked on the Buffalo wax name and missed the fragile skin story. Dr Oz then turned to Oprah and asked if she waxes!? Ha ha ha!! Oh my word! ROFL! She just looked so fazed by the Q I actually wished she was white so we could see her blush! She then asked the lady that had asked the Q; she even mentioned “you are on TV” – How do you answer that one? I was mortified!! Well, the guest said “No, I don’t shave or wax!” Ha hahaha Now millions of people around the world know she has a bush! Ha ha ha!
pic(Oprah and Dr Oz laughing)Dr Oz then went further to ask if people actually stay up at night and wonder”Why do we have pubic hair!?” Oprah just cracked up laughing! I was beside myself – my stomach was sore from laughing so hard and I needed someone to help me watch this hilarious show (King K is boycotting the late nite sleeptime). Anyway he did say something about pimples where the hair follicles are after shaving, and pubic hair is for protection or lubrication and secretion of the chemicals that loved ones like… Ha ha ha!! sho! We need more Dr Oz episodes! He said if you do get a wax insist on a different wax before they wax you; don’t use the same wax as the prev client and check the wax temperature.
pic (Cellulite animation)The next Q was “Cellulite – how you get it and how to get rid of it?” Reference was made to the “Padded cheese effect”! Dr Oz decided to use animation for the answer… I thought ‘Thank Gaad he hadn’t used animation for the waxing!” Ha ha ha! The animation was uuurgh! When Dr Oz asked Oprah if she has cellulite and she swore if he recommends anything that works; she is going for the treatment that afternoon. I thought “SABC 3 has to repeat this show!!” He just flatly said; No treatment. Well, Dr Oz forgot to ask me! I have one – Drink water and exercise! It works!
Poor men that went to the Oprah show to be given a full biology lesson on Vagina’s… Okay, Oprah!