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Punches and Kisses Part 2

Written by lepogo from the blog Rant and rave on 29 Nov 2007
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Let me hasten to make sure we all understand the reason for this article:
This is where we come to throw punches at all that frustrates us and irritate God out of our poor souls.We all come here to curse,insult,ridicule,praise,love,hug all that has been an episode in our lives.This where we reveal the identity of all cheats,lousy lovers,two timing skunks,horrible shop assistant,helpful cops and cuties we recently met.

So,all we do here is to exorcise the demons of the office life,self molesting bosses;ogling colleagues;snoopy receptionists and bible bashing neighbours.

So,its a place where we shower praises to all we love and adore...........

Punching..

OR

Kissess

EDIT: As promised this is the original of Lepogo's article. Edited only with Pics ...!
MODERATOR
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Dankie..BB

pics from google images.

188 Comments

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 07:32

hip hip hureeee!!

lepogo
29 Nov 2007 07:34

I am impressed,yeah baby!!!!!!!

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 07:38

Punches to the person who controls time... Eish wish today was Friday already what a weekend coming ahead...! LOL

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 07:42

yep!! can't wait 4 weekend!
ke galetse a cold one now!

lepogo
29 Nov 2007 07:46

Shhhhh,just had a cold Savanna ka lunch,definately helped digestation.And Im no longer angry at the ladies I work with for making me pass all those damned journals.Hugs and kisses to them all.Andi01 too.

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 07:49

tjo tjo wena lepogo, I was thinking of a cold savanna!
I just love my savanna! so I'm gonna gooi you with a spinning kick for not inviting me!!

AQUILOGY
29 Nov 2007 07:52

PUNCHES to Mr J Zietsman for failing me

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 07:53

I want to hammer my outlook cause its been giving me problems all day and am waiting for an email.....DAMN!

J-Girl
29 Nov 2007 07:57

kisses to the guy who just invited me for sundowners - thank u brother, make sure tlobe kele daar!!(nge voice ka Ishmail),
punches to the lady who sits next to ma cubicle who eavesdropped on ma conversation and then went on to gossip on email and accidentally sent it to me...
tshotsho gqwirakazi elikhulu, now she cant even look me in the eye!
ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY MA BLOGGERS, J-GIRL IS OFF TO BLOUBERG FOR A COUPLA SAVANNAHZ!!!

lepogo
29 Nov 2007 07:58

Spin kicking me?Kick you back for not being 'invitable'.Hoaaawwwww

Tshd21
29 Nov 2007 08:01

A 1001 hot mpama tse di popota to my ex...The isht called me last night because he knows that I am afraid of something that was happening at the time...That was sweet...but he broke my heart...but still managed to send my mind way back to the past maabane...which is not good.....1001 hot ones for you b*****d. ttttttttttllllllllllllllllll!

myname
29 Nov 2007 08:01

100 punches 2 my boss 4 telling mi that im not going home on the 14th YESSES................bt i need kisses from u guys *crying*

zandi!
29 Nov 2007 08:03

**KISS KISS * to Witty for being the friend of the moment wish yu can be there each and everyday gal
*BIG PUNCH* to that niggro hes a stupid a*** bt i love him eisssh love mara !!!

Xhosa Chick
29 Nov 2007 08:09

jgirl, u love savanna? theres a savanna party u must go to this wknd

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 08:09

@za!! ((((mcwaah))) you I've got nothing but love for you my angel!!

@lepogo!!! gumboot kick to you and 500 rubber bullets!!! me not being invitable!!
wa nsokela abuti waitse!! ebile ke maketse!

Xhosa Chick
29 Nov 2007 08:11

JGirl have u logged off already? I dont have ur details, and ur my neighbour...

Xhosa Chick
29 Nov 2007 08:19

Kisses to XC's Man for inviting her to the Grunberger do tonight. Now, what to wear...

myname
29 Nov 2007 08:19

& im out of here & im gonna c u 2morrow. YEEEEEEEEPPPPPEEE ITS A PAY DAY

spice
29 Nov 2007 08:48

dubula dubula to my boss for hanging around the office the whole
FU***** day preventing me to do the one thing i excel at BLOGGING hihihi
And bye ya'll U R luved

Cant wait to go home and start sending smses to my stalkee hi hi hi

zandi!
29 Nov 2007 09:00

love love to everybobd who's still online
mna im out
cheers
BYE witty witty

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 10:02

@ mabhebheza!!

au phumule plz!! give tvsa a break and your laptop!
chesa mpama!!!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 10:11

@Witty lady double dose mpama+slow motion kick on the neck... bonus ka ice cubes on r back as 4 exposing me like dat ...

bona its not as if u sittin in an internet cafe urself..Thwaa mthakhathi,,!!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 10:52

a Warm blanket and a hot chocolate 2my Prince if u out the holler @mabhebheza phela kundala ngikushela ...!! i wil loose hope ...

DJ Why why
29 Nov 2007 11:04

A Bud Spencer klap and Mkhize's SAGILA to all the BIG babies at the workplace! Alle die mense that give their bosses a hard time just because they can!

Mina i have had it !!! Bazong' thola kahle! enuff is enuff.
December or May ijob ijob ....akusheshwe lapho! These SLOW DOWNS DRIVE ME NUTS!!! EVIL LAUGH!!!! * SAGILA*!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 11:25

udlame Dj Y Y ..??

bangin the idiots head against the wall + pouring him with hot water ..phuma kimi Satane leave me alone stalker ...!! nnnxx...
I will send a kiss personally delivered my urs truly 2 any1 that can figure out a way 2get this stalker off my back!!

DJ Why why
29 Nov 2007 11:41

"udlame Dj Y Y ..??" LOL @ Mabhebs. Shame ngiyazi it does nt suit me ne??
I am sweet like that phela mina *pat on the back*!

Ok ! *BIG SMILE on mi face* a huge KISS to the SNAIL, for he FINALLY worked faster. I mean he saved the day!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 12:41

Kiss me I have the answer! for your stalker!!

a re mo loye mthakathi!! lets buy lightning in a paper bag and shaya him!

Bra Bizza
29 Nov 2007 12:49

this thakathing business is beginning to worry me....

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 12:56

@ bra bizza!! hehehe!!
why are you getting scared baba?
mpama e hot for you for getting worried at this time of the night!!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 13:01

e re ke shape myname ka dimpama for payday yakhe coz mine was last week and my moolah is finished eeeish!

tshwara thwaa!! you'll get it 2moro when you get to work

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 13:03

okay I'm strangling all the bloggers for sleeping and leaving me ngigedwa lana!!
strangle strangle diieeeee!!
nxxe!!

drunk going to sleep! bye kiss gudnyt to myself and punches to all esp. Mabhebheza!

Bra Bizza
29 Nov 2007 13:03

ke bosigo and baloyi normally come out at this time of the night....so a thousand prayers for you moloyi ke wena!!!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 13:04

nxe , mablogger le rata boroko maan nxxE mpama 4 y'all!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 13:09

he wena bra b! wa re ke loya heee!!
I'm getting my broom and flying to wherever you are so I hope you are o your knees thandazing!!

okay I'm gonna look 4 ther key to start my broom ngiyeza lapho!!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 13:12

@Witty lady i will choke the savvana of ur throat,,,and kiss u 2moro cumin up with a plan 4Stalker manje my Mr Rightwill run away thinkin i have drama in my life..Power puff girls flyin kick 2idiots..

Bra Bizza
29 Nov 2007 13:15

watch me reading a thousand verses from my bible to you...**jumping up and down like mzioni**

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 13:18

LoL witty lady im in stitches... tl tltl tl ha ah hee uhee..baebee
a Big tread mill 4 bra bizza thatha mtshana....Run 4dear Bra Bizza ..uqwirha is in a mission ,,,ayeye.

.im sending a pls call me personelised (Vukani kuyafiwa)..2all the bloogers..moderators!! moloyi keyo..hle

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 13:24

a thousand screams and whistles ..Uyaphi Bra bizza in Witty lady's ???GB ...*shocked* uthwebuliwe ??
a thousand cries and tears with mascara rollin down with my make up...shisa mpama 2the wizard & the witch 4ruin my beauty ...

Nanana
29 Nov 2007 13:56

A punch to those who suck up to white bosses and act all self righteous to their black surbordinate.

Mpama to slow public service dealers,

Mambox
29 Nov 2007 23:17

Wena Witty, who will be doing you hair if ubusy nama-savanah?

tshepiso
29 Nov 2007 23:40

1000 warm klap for all those thugs who stabbed & robbed father Mantlle @ St Mary's mission last month meanwhile he was praying.

I wish all the badluck for them.

Toodecent
30 Nov 2007 00:08

I am a slave of an streaming technologies company.. Punch to my boss its friday "angikusabe namhlange"..! Kisses to her who knows makes me happy.. and momy I promise not to be naughty this weekend Mbaaaaaaah.

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 00:08

@mambox! hey gal, I was multi tasking!! qhaqhing and drinking!!

Bra Bizza, my magic ball couldn't show me your address! you pray too much!!
I WAS BLOCKED!! Hehe next time, ngizokubona after christmas!!

myname
30 Nov 2007 00:15

Morning mabloggers & happy Friday. Hot klap 4 witty lady 4 being jealous gil im gonna spoil myself 2morrow

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 00:18

@myname, Okay can I come help you, mina I'll carry your shopping bags and then wena usongithengela 24 savanna, do we have a deal ????
otherwise I'll be sober for the whole weekend, unless a chicken comes along to be ngcuthad!

lepogo
30 Nov 2007 00:22

A flurry of punches to the punk who bumped me on my way last night.I am sooooooo pissed off noe its unbloodybelievable!!!!!!!

And a klap to the Daimler Insurance for not arranging me a car by this morning-I m so angry,especially that I HAD to use a taxi,cos my socalled friends were busy to lift me to work.

I feel like

J-Girl
30 Nov 2007 00:26

XC, i only got your responses this morn gal,
yes i love savanah!!!! iphi iparty?
tell me, tell me, but i hope its not today coz i've got a foundry do tonight koYaRona Parklands, plz plz tell me its tomorrow!
while i'm at it CT peeps JG is hosting a foundry party tonight eYaRona Parklands!!! Please do come and support the JG and of course drink FREE foundry cider the whole night!

myname
30 Nov 2007 00:28

hi hi hi usile maar wena "unless a chicken comes along to be ngcuthad" yekela abantwana babantu plz................ its christmas hi hi hi im joking THATHA Wittylady THATHA

lepogo
30 Nov 2007 00:29

One more punch and a hammer for this bloody computer.Its playing odd tricks on me this very early.Could a Savanna now.Witty girl?Please organise?

myname
30 Nov 2007 00:33

guys im crossing my fingers 4 chiefs 2 win 2morrow. Ndikhathele kukuphoxwa yila club ndayithandiswa ngenkani

Spy
30 Nov 2007 00:33

G'morning beautiful bloggers! Happy, happy Friday! Let the games begin.

Firstly - Washa mpama to Tuks this morning on Metro fm - he was dissing Jozi on NATIONAL RADIO - honestly uncalled for and seriously rude! Yes he's been winning the awards (gaad knows how coz I wasnt impressed with his recent album!) In hip-hop we dont bring niggars down - we pull each other up! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!

sanas
30 Nov 2007 00:36

a million punches & mpamas kulapsycopath ye exboyfriend for calling me last nite an telling me that lately he's realising that he loves me more blah blah blah whereas when we broke up he asked for the things he bought me ie. cellphone, gifts .....yesses maan la moron yada yafuna imali wayendipha yona ndingayicelanga ke phofu.....

Another mpama to Ngamla fo phoxing ntombi izolo...........

myname
30 Nov 2007 00:38

almost 4got plz a hummer 4 my ex calling mi while i was with my man yesterday UYASIXABANISA TU

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 00:39

LOL @ myname!

@Lepogo!! sorry sana for the bump eeish, some people are such dimwits nxxxx!
If only this stupid grey suits company had a bar was gonna invite you!
eintlik ere ke ba shaye ka a mpama ya go ba maruru!! how are the employees supposed to de-stress!

J-Girl
30 Nov 2007 00:45

hayi sanas do people still do those things zofuna izinto zabo back when u brake up, gosh its like so 1995!

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 00:45

While on the subject ya di ex, I would like to shaya this man ka karate, kata 10!
le yena he called me maobane, he wants me back!! the reason I left inthe first place was because the brother was a flippin chappies yerrrr!!

myname
30 Nov 2007 00:47

hi hi hi sanas kiss 4 u my darling wonyanyile 2day

Mambox
30 Nov 2007 00:52

Loads of kisses to the ex convict that was on Zolas show last night, brother is FYYYYYYYYYYYN!!!!

J-Girl
30 Nov 2007 00:53

a huge punch for uSomizi for getting arrested for indecent assault...tho secretly i hope that he is not guilty...

myname
30 Nov 2007 00:54

yhooo plz call AIRTIME ..........some other aunties maar

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 01:06

@myname, what do you expect andithi ubathselile ukuthi wena utholile i-BONUS!
They will ngcutha you my gal! hahahe!! shu!

Vhutsila
30 Nov 2007 01:10

Eish myname i am with you there, I normally buy airtime for my younger sisters and all you get is a PLEASE CALL THANK YOU, and you wonder whos is going to be called with your hard earned money.

Spy
30 Nov 2007 01:11

LOL @ myname

mabhebheza
30 Nov 2007 01:19

punch 2 Witty lady hela musadi where the hell are you..?

myname
30 Nov 2007 01:20

usile witty lady let mi work kancinci

monchooza
30 Nov 2007 01:30

i just want to hlaba all of you with a mkhonto on the hip, just for sweets and peanuts...

Mambox
30 Nov 2007 01:32

@J-Girl Somizi arrested, which prison did he go to? male or female?

tshepiso
30 Nov 2007 01:38

Myname please a re golisane I want to throw a party tomorrow.

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 01:42

@mabhebheza!!

hey ngwana i was hiding ko that little corner, you know where

zozozo
30 Nov 2007 01:43

Morning y'all bloggers!!!!happy friday neh!

Kisses to my friend who called me @05:30, to wake me- up to see the sunrise it was beautiful. joh! bloggers i just luv the weather in Kaapstad vandag, it's a fine day.

Xhosa Chick
30 Nov 2007 01:50

JGirl : I cant do Foundry tionight, sisi.. My agency's doing a Smirnoff event tonight.

Listen, the Savanna thing is at Vuyo's Place this Saturday. Im goining to PM you for details.

zandi!
30 Nov 2007 02:01

@ tsepiso *hug hug* and we cumin to the sixties tommorow morning so we will att yo function
All ma party poppppers its SLIKOURs(whateva his name is ) ventilation tonight at
BLACK ORCHADS in North Riding

J-Girl
30 Nov 2007 02:09

@XC: where is Vuyo' Place? where is the Smirnoff thing? ndibuza njee ke coz I wont even be able to go but its good to know who's doing what where

@ Mambox: LOL!! eish mchana I donno but I'm sure he wont mind ukuya kweye males

Xhosa Chick
30 Nov 2007 02:21

We're havin the Smirnoff Storm/MTV Base is at The Old Biscuit Mill (Woodstock) and the Savanna House Tour is in Mandela Park. (i know)

myname
30 Nov 2007 03:02

eish tshepi i promised witty lady 24 savhanna 2 b my slave 2morrow so sorry UHAMBE WRONG (in Mabrree's voice)

myname
30 Nov 2007 03:07

nantsi ke le ngoma kaMamkhize (Alicia kaKeys) god bless u my child (NOOOOOOOOOO ONE)

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 03:11

eeish @myname!! I just heard!! nxxxx! and LoL!! UHAMBE WRONGO!

Honeypot
30 Nov 2007 03:39

@ Mambox, I thought I was the only one who niticed how fyyyyyyyyyyyyyn that brother is. A huge skop en donor to my ex who is stalking me and sending me pcm at midnight. A huge kiss to my other ex who is taking me out for drinks tonight.mchwaaaaaaa!

witty lady
30 Nov 2007 03:52

@honeypot!! aaah PCM at midnight!! ndiclea ukukubulegi Umshini wam umdubule iyooo!! and then o mshaye nge spinning round kick!

ZiyashaLa
30 Nov 2007 04:22

strangle my boss (Chuck noris way) for wanting me 2 come to work nxt week Saturday wen im ment 2 go 2 my man in Jozi!! i ges a kick 2 me from him in advance coz im so gonna be sick next week friday!!!

Toodecent
30 Nov 2007 04:36

Eish mara sometimes I like my job.... gape nna ke chaisitse and now i have to make sure i fill up the tank with lotsa Champaghe (spelling) and Heinekens for my journey to jozi....! ok maybe a sip gee..!

Unik
30 Nov 2007 04:39

*punch punch and a kick *to myself for forgeting a simple question on an interview because of being nervous ....*PAH* *PAH* *GXISH*(flying kick)

spice
30 Nov 2007 04:42

Shem what interview unik? I'm sorry ma'luv go tla loka neeh

myname
30 Nov 2007 04:46

@unik dont worry my darling each & every interview u feel that way. U always make stupid mistakes So a big Kiss 4 u vha!!

ZiyashaLa
30 Nov 2007 04:50

Unik im trippling that... Y does that happen vele? eish...

Unik
30 Nov 2007 04:56

@ spice - Its a DBA position in Rondebosch with good moola
@my name - Thank you sthandwa sam I feel better already...

mncwaa mncwaa to spice and myname for caring :)

Lex
30 Nov 2007 05:14

A big kiss to this weekend,its the sixties.Goodbye everyone,my boss understands that this weekend is a hectic one for us young people and he has let everyone in our directorate go home early,YIPEEEEEEE!

J-Girl
30 Nov 2007 05:30

thanks XC, eMandela Park mhhhh kofuneka ndiyicingisise
the smirnoff do sounds exciting!
well have fun girl!
may u all have a great weekend!

mabhebheza
30 Nov 2007 07:15

Punch 2Witty Lady eish mthakathi pls hle dont play with y feeling this is matter tsunamirus...ha aha Kiss 2my ghetto cleverness..im home early yepeee...
A big warm hug 2the Prince on his way....

Sdakamiswa
30 Nov 2007 09:30

a 1000 & 1 Chesa Mampas + Chuck Norris + Jet Li + Wesley Snipes Kick(all rolled in 1) to my boss for scheduling a meeting 4 a Friday afternoon.... it is starting to be a trend now....

Nanana
30 Nov 2007 09:45

Intended arrogance and ignorance.A punch to expired weaves

Toodecent
30 Nov 2007 09:52

A sip of savvana Dry 2 my lady's lip ..(((mcwaH))))))))!!!!!!!

cocktail
30 Nov 2007 10:01

heyi hayi sana uXC akasasixhomeli ngale husband yakhe,yo bendingazi ukuba inewly wedds ziqhosha kangaka!

@ tdc i hope that lady is miniser nhe? or jy ..................

mabhebheza
30 Nov 2007 10:26

@cocktail..A flying ninja kick +ice cold water on ur face 4 ukuthanda amadoda abantu...miniser my left foot mnxx!!!!!!

Tdc is taken ...lucky chick!! shisa mpama 2the gal next 2him Thwaa!!!!!..*wink*

Nanana
01 Dec 2007 01:14

People abathanda aufufostela impilo,,doesnt it strike you that I couldnt care less how you are today when there is an emergency and i wanna holla fast.You are in a hurry,you ask an assistant something,then the dragging begins "Kunjani,I mean WTF,how you are is no concern of mine right now,I have an emergency and let it be that an emergency.You walk into your bank,the new tellers/s give you a quick scan then decide you are not worthy the hurry,then your bank manager passes by,sees you in the neverending line,Gives you all the greetings fit for a queen,takes you to his office,coffee and the transactions begin.within 10 minutes,you are done.When you strutt out,you hear him telling the tellers,that you are actually the MD of so and so company.You look around and you see the quick flush of embarrassment on the teller's face as she tells her friend "But I thought sisistudent apha etechnikon"......so much for your services nhe bank tellers,clerks and sweepers.

belz
01 Dec 2007 03:44

LOL!! Nanana, you are so right about the tellers who decide whether you are worthy of their time. Punch to the sales assistants at Truworths Blafour Park for not giving me the attention that i deserve coz they thot anginamali as i was wearing all stars, i dont know how many times i asked for a pair of shoes, and everyone had a look like "you cant afford them" punch,punch, bloody punch!!!!!

Nanana
01 Dec 2007 04:30

I know how you it feels belz

Toodecent
03 Dec 2007 04:34

((( Mchaws))) to her who makes me feel special .. and flying kick to me for being a lil stupuid at the end about what didnt have to try and spoil my awesome weekend...!

Pooky
03 Dec 2007 04:56

thousand & three WWE punches and kicks to the gal who tried to use bad muti on her exboyfriend and his fiance so they could break up... too bad for you,you dumb a** it didnt work... some people kodwa...km km km km *shaking my head*... Sies maan

andi01
03 Dec 2007 05:00

@Pooky, pls elaborate on that girl, nice story, i would like to know more

tshepiso
03 Dec 2007 05:31

10 klaps and a kick for that girl who robbed me my man on Saturday night. sies man!
a mpama for Zandi not to show her self on Saturday night teng daar.

Pooky
03 Dec 2007 05:31

ntombazana ndini engu Ma-andi uyawuthanda umlevho man hi hi hi... this happend to a friend of mine... let me just call her first ndimbuze if i can tell esistory... will get back @ you

andi01
03 Dec 2007 05:34

@Pooky, a 1003, kisses for u if u come back with that story

Pooky
03 Dec 2007 05:35

mantombabazana keep your men closer than close coz kubi apha pandle... indoda yomtu ithathwa ujongile... hi hi hi ... hibambe into yakho uyibhophelele

zozozo
03 Dec 2007 05:54

@ Pooky- plz gal yizanazo, ingathi linomdla elibali lakho.

faraimagic
03 Dec 2007 05:59

@zozozo heeeeeeeeeey!go to yo PM pliz?

myname
03 Dec 2007 06:17

heeeeeeee pooky dont scare mi girl, "mantombabazana keep your men closer than close coz kubi apha pandle"

Pooky
03 Dec 2007 08:24

i wish i could elaborate on the story maar my friend aint too cumfortable with that at this moment and i'm respecting her wish kulondawo....
maar just wanna say, to those that use ivamna to create bad vibes between loving couples and to get amadoda... please stop what you are doing coz it just aint right... just becoz you are unlucky in love and jealouse does not mean you have the right to make abanye abantu suffer because of iqonya lakho... remember iyaphelelwa lento and what goes around comes back around 1003 times...

andi01
03 Dec 2007 08:45

@Pooky, i respect that girl, any ways its not right to make fun of other peoples pain, to your friend a 1003 kisses for her to be strong, and to you Pooky a 1003 X 1003 kisses for being a friend to her at a time like dis.

Ondi
03 Dec 2007 08:53

@XC and J-Girl how was the Savanna tour and the Smirnoff thing? I heard i Cape Town was rocking kule weekend

Pooky
03 Dec 2007 09:28

@Andi... thanks gal, that's what friends are for mos uyayazi nawe... maar she's alright ngoku, noko umsindo wakhe uhlile...

DJ Why why
03 Dec 2007 11:38

A million kisses to all ma-bloggers. I am now officially an addict!

Pooky
04 Dec 2007 04:45

a billion/trillion punches to the dept collectors for sending me a letter demanding that i settle a "way overdue" amount of R1,513.63 from Sport Scene3 when i've never even had an account with them. i'm so pissed right now...

J-Girl
04 Dec 2007 05:06

@Ondi I went to the Foundry do that I was part of on Friday, so I missed out on Smirnoff and couldnt make the savanna tour either coz I decided to go to the Lifestyle brand do in Milnerton, both events were great mara Lifestyle Brand went all out and their event was a success!! i have not seen black people so very well behaved inna long time, thina we have a tendency of turning zonke izinto into a bash of some sort

Toodecent
04 Dec 2007 05:25

Eish punches to those official base driving department for their stinking attitude and had me standing for more than 3 hours of hell.... ! When is this isht going to end..? Not long ago I was using my valuable time and energy busy with the SARS wbsite...Holy Sh!T....!

J-Girl
04 Dec 2007 05:31

TDC i feel you maan, its such a shleb just thinking about it...i mean having anything to do with those people

spice
04 Dec 2007 05:59

I dont know if I should punch or kiss myself
I have just invested a lot of money in a business deal i'm suppose to be estatic but i feel down maybe because Im scared I dont know ,but thats my biggest problem I get sacred of what may happen instead of focus on making it what I want it to be (anybody pls diagnose me )
guys this is the chance ive been waiting for, but why am i feeling down pls help I need your support

andi01
04 Dec 2007 06:22

@Spice you need to be positive my baby, positive attitude is the best way and remember that "your attitude determines your altitude", you should never live to regret because that wont get you anywhere. Nothing bad has happened yet and you are already worried, please child have some faith, for no success is possible without faith, my favorite quote: "if you always think that something will go wrong, you have a good chance of becoming a prophet" and that "the greatest risk in life, is not having the courage to take one", so please girl stop stressing everything will be OK, when you took the decision to invest you knew what you were doing its not like you for a while there suffered amnesia, so trust your decision, respect your choices and be proud of urself.

andi01
04 Dec 2007 06:26

@Spice- you know what sometime last year i came home from work @ around 1pm, bcoz none of my friends were around i decided to take a 2/3 hour nap. I did and i dreamt of 6 lotto numbers, when i woke up i could still remember the numbers, but i just didnt believe gore i can win the lottery, i took out my 2 rands and bought 2 stuyvesants and sweets. To cut a long story short i neva played and guess what if i had played I would have won, but because i didnt have faith in myself i missed out, but now even if i dream of the numbers, I alwys forget them in the morning or get none right.

spice
04 Dec 2007 06:30

thanks a milliom my luv check guest book

lepogo
04 Dec 2007 06:36

A big punch for not asking BEFORE you invested....A big fat sloppy kiss for being brave and asking for assurance.A few qs for you:did you invest in a stock market or did you buy a stake in an unlisted company,or did you buy some dodgy software that will make you rich??

spice
04 Dec 2007 06:48

Its not like that lepogo its a sort of a project, but tell me are you guys as strong as you sound in real life ? cause u guys really inspire me ,you'll never know how much i value your opinions and advices ya'll rock finish and klaar

lepogo
04 Dec 2007 06:54

Sort of a project?As in a tender or something?Did you read the conditions of delivery????

andi01
04 Dec 2007 06:54

@ Spice- I am 1003 times stronger in real life, but Spice this is real life but that we dont see one another, but the advises i give you is the kind I would use myself and to me I also feel confident giving someone (not a family member) advise because if it backfires, you wont come back and give me a 1003 punches, kwa kwa kwa, just kidding but really in real life i am a positive, ambitious but down to earth and fun person.

Toodecent
04 Dec 2007 06:55

If you do ka di opinion take this ' kopa o latlhe the Cell C simcard and delete those numbers neh.." ke lapile jaanong wa ntlhadisa. hi hih ih i hi Kidding but i wonder if you still doing it to him...!

witty lady
04 Dec 2007 06:57

@MABHEBHEZA! Kick punch, kick punch!!
where are mthakathi?

lepogo
04 Dec 2007 07:00

@Witty,
Tlogela go raga le go shapa ba bangwe....O nwele dipilisi tota?

spice
04 Dec 2007 07:09

OHHH comeon Lepogo there's no need to grill me with question i'm nervous as it is ,dang this feels like 3rd degree LOL , I just need support from my friends ,tell me it will work out ,can you do that for me my luv

witty lady
04 Dec 2007 07:12

@LEPOGO,
Dipilisi tsa eng wena? tsa botsenwa?
eya ke di nwele.

lepogo
04 Dec 2007 07:17

Just pulling your leg sweety,Im not that smart to ask all these questions!!
It will all work out fine,you know,mos,fortune favours the brave?Neh?MCWAAAAAAAHHHH

Honeypot
04 Dec 2007 08:00

A big hug and kiss to myself for being the genious that I am. i did the most weirdest thing last night, my stalker who keeps calling me and sending pcm at midnight finaly got the message loud and clear, he called my fone and before I could answer I did the sound effect thing they used to do on tv, cover my fone with a handkerchief and did the best barry white voice impersonation ever and guess what, he chickened out and said wrong number. Yo ke skhokho!!!

myname
04 Dec 2007 08:19

hi hi hi hi hi Honey honey u go gil he he he he wena skhokho sam

Pooky
04 Dec 2007 08:48

Honeypot...LOL @Barry White voice... you go gal

lepogo
04 Dec 2007 09:03

Love and respect to all taking care of their fmilies.Especially dem sisters.I know we fight you for takng too much on your shoulders,yet we are oh so depending on ya.

Much luv y'all.

Tysons punches,bites and Jet Lis kicks for dem losers I am working with.Pissing me off.Big time!

It makes me sick,well maybe want to cry a bit,but that darkies dont believe I got skills to do what Im supposed to be doing for a living??????????Thinking that I hav a rich father/uncle/friends who hooked me up??You cant get that low,man.

What will be next?Muti on my desk?Slashed tyres?Bloody weirdos

And one more van Damme's spinning kick

mabhebheza
04 Dec 2007 10:58

kisses and more kisses.2 uhm.??..( gosh i 4got)
anyhow Punches kick boxing klaps stones,sangila on the head 2 this idiotic women ( boss) and a smack back 2life 2( director) do i really expect me 2work in this horrific conditions ..waar is my dingers??

daamit kick 2 HR 4being so slow jeez thwaa ka mpama bloody morons..shuu i feel better..
@Witty lady ouch mthakathi...!!

witty lady
04 Dec 2007 11:26

hehe!! did they give you your job back!! kisses to boss lady!! yipee!
happy for you mabhebheza!!

mabhebheza
05 Dec 2007 07:56

kisses 2my dearest friend *whistling hoyi hoyi*..just dig u chomma..a big punch 2the stupid idiot that called me at 00:20 im ignoring but iyafosta gosh.....!!!!!!! dont u know ppl are sleeping at that time

i hate the petty question...hello hey were u sleeping? (jeez No i was running around my bed,,,trying 4 a world record!)

myname
19 Dec 2007 06:18

1010 PUNCHES 4 EVERYTHING,IM SO BORED

myname
19 Dec 2007 06:39

punches 2 TBoze & Mr Showerguy Zuma

myname
19 Dec 2007 06:52

WOOOOOOOOOOZA WOZA TOMORROW MY LAST DAY @ WORK

witty lady
19 Dec 2007 06:56

eeish le nna tlhe!!!
well Friday ngiyeza but I wont be here ka 10h00!!! yipeee!! count down!!

myname
19 Dec 2007 07:26

what a long day yhoooooooo

lepogo
19 Dec 2007 07:34

@MYNAME,YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO BORED.

Lucky you!!!!I aint got time to get bored and stuff-soooo much work to do,and I have this other girl on my mind,so you can imagine the erratic competence I am chucking out!

Wish that she could stay outta my mind for a while,even if its for 5 minutes,eeeiiish,dnt knw whether to kiss or kick her for making me check my mail every 30 seconds.

Tshd21
19 Dec 2007 07:38

a 1001 jealousy punches and kicks mo go Lepogo! Dude, I seriously need attention, especially from the opposite sex and u r complaining?? Gaaad!!!

Miss K
19 Dec 2007 07:44

I second that Tshd, i wish i was lucky as the gal on Lepogo's mind. 1000 punches to whoever cursed me this yr. I can't believe i was single and lonely for most of 2007! Damn!

witty lady
19 Dec 2007 07:46

@ lepogo, maybe you should kiss her..... for keeping you awake on such a loooong day!

carino
19 Dec 2007 07:47

lepogo.... report to your pm's right away.... i hope u nt who i think u r.

lepogo
19 Dec 2007 07:47

Aaaaaahhhhhh,the joys of being not ALONE!!!Kisses to her and I dont think she'll appreciate being kicked that hard......

myname
19 Dec 2007 07:47

mmmmmmmhhhhhhhh lepogo i wish i was her. So why dont u call her

Tshd21
19 Dec 2007 07:50

@ Miss K: I can't believe i was single and lonely for most of 2007! Damn!......

Tell me about it! Beautiful young things like us! Huu heee...

lepogo
19 Dec 2007 07:51

@Carino,
Still waiting.....

@myname,
Just called her.And I think thats the thing,EVRYTIME I hear her voice,eish,its like Im 17 again...and thats 11yrs back...

myname
19 Dec 2007 07:52

so jealous some girls are so lucky

Tshd21
19 Dec 2007 07:54

Oh my Gaaad Lepogo... I am seriously envious..green and all!!!

carino
19 Dec 2007 07:54

@Lepogo.... small world, hey...

witty lady
19 Dec 2007 07:54

@ yah lepogo, hae, mo founele, maybe you'll be able to get some work done!!

lepogo
19 Dec 2007 07:55

@myname,
She doesnt think so......

myname
19 Dec 2007 07:59

u got butterflies LOL. Yhoo sana you are so inluuuuuuuuuuv. plz take care of the lady TU & treat her like a queen ..................... wish it was mi *wip*wip*

Miss K
19 Dec 2007 08:00

Ok lepogo u know how to rub salt to wounds ne? Usiqhayisela apha thina si lonely, sies i'm green with envy. :-)

@ Tshd: Don't worry 2008 is our year! Errr....I think I said the same thing last year...hi hi hi
Tell me about it! Beautiful young things like us! Huu heee...Something is wrong with the men out there coz i know it aint us baby!

witty lady
19 Dec 2007 08:01

@ lepogo, how do you know? did she say that to you?
if that's the case I hope she knows how lucky she is shuuu!! ka be ka gala!!

mabhebheza
19 Dec 2007 08:05

She is definetly a beautiful flower hey Lepogo...??
Kisses 2the lucky lady that makes Lepogo a 17 yr old ..u baebee!!

lepogo
19 Dec 2007 08:08

@witty,Just a hunch....You knw,I mean I have fallen for her charm and the heart is racing all the time..Hope it lasts..

myname
19 Dec 2007 08:22

Guys let mi go home & good luck Lepogo & thanks for making my day & put that smile on my face. LOL Guys bye

witty lady
19 Dec 2007 08:25

@lepogo, shame man don't worry to much I'm sure it will *smiles*

witty lady
20 Dec 2007 06:11

@myname, oh yah o rite....and it's in CAPS nogal.... got my wires crossed there!

the office is so quiet, I can't wait to leave!! tjo!! ngise BORINGVILLE LANA!
I'd be dead by now if it was not for e-mails.

myname
20 Dec 2007 06:27

same here sana. I've been drinking coffee i think i have 4 cups now and this crazy man is quiet. There is no work here sihleli. This guy is so stubborn and its only the 2 of us. And 4 oclock is so far

witty lady
20 Dec 2007 06:32

hahaha!!
he's probably bored out of his skull le yena...... talk him into knocking off at least ka 3 geee.....
nami I don't understand why we have to come to work if there's no work, WHAT IS THE FREAKIN POINT! these people.

carino
20 Dec 2007 06:38

Myname, i'm in the very same situation. sihlele, njee, since monday... he's not here yena, the boss.. probably at the beach or drinking somewhere. Thina silapha. I DONT FREAKIN GET IT!!!

Toodecent
09 Jan 2008 07:06

Punches to the boss, mina ngizoyeka ukusebenza lana lo mnyaka..!Seems like am the back up bone nje otherwise i belong behing these monitors shi...t !

Carino its ok...about that and Lepogo you deserve a kick I ve been asking myself if u okay but then read replies up there..!

monchooza
09 Jan 2008 07:32

a thousand varam klaps to all of you with beautiful writing skills but not posting any interesting articles.....phela mina i am not a writer adawais i would have blogs right now, bhalani tu....

lepogo
09 Jan 2008 07:46

monchooza,that has a ring of irritation and anger in it..This blog is definately about that...Will post my first ever real blog before Thursday,A big punch for me if I ever forget....

belz
20 Nov 2008 15:55

60 000 punches to the mafacka who works for a certain print company, who the hell do you think you are, nxa!!!! im the client you arrogant bastard!!!! mnciiim, we pay you you idiot!!! pliz ungangihlanyisi emini, mnciiim, nxa, yesses!! *with steam coming out my ears*

belz
20 Nov 2008 15:58

I dont care that you told my boss that i put the phone down on you, mthakathi, he's my boss, he'll protect me, say nywe!!!!

Cande
20 Nov 2008 16:00

he he he LOL, Name & Shame the company

s.majola
20 Nov 2008 16:02

washa!!! thats all i can say ppl

belz
20 Nov 2008 16:11

Eish cand, i wish i could bt we need them, they are quick.

Kim Possible
18 Dec 2008 12:47

100000000 Punches - to my Best Friend 's boyfiend for not calling since the 16th of DEC.... WTF are you Mafacka ......ringer uMadam b4 its too late!!!!
Million Kisses - to my little Kimmy @ RB.... mommy is missin you so much my Angel!!!!

mabhebheza
18 Dec 2008 12:52

vudula azakudala wena shlobo sam ......ngoba azikhiphi namhlanje
u punching ur bestfriend's boyfriend 4not calling U or her??? hehehehe

Zah000
18 Dec 2008 12:57

vudula azakudala wena shlobo sam ......ngoba azikhiphi namhlanje
Angabuye enzenjani vele umuntu?? Kumatima.......

Kim Possible
18 Dec 2008 12:58

@Mabhebhy- LOL sihlobo ... he is not calling HER not mua .....I'll Spin Kick and upper cut Mr. Possible if ungangenza njalo.....

Centrepiece
18 Dec 2008 12:58

1000 PUNCHES TO MY BOSS FOR NOT CLOSSING SHOP THIS DECEMBER!!

Zah000
18 Dec 2008 13:07

@ Centre: shame gal.......

pameng2003
18 Dec 2008 13:09

10 000 punches to my boss for calling a 3 hr meeting today after lunch..uyahlanya??

TheLady
18 Dec 2008 13:09

Spin kick to my man's boss for making him work uDecember wonke!

Kim Possible
18 Dec 2008 13:27

a thousand varam klaps to all of you with beautiful writing skills but not posting any interesting articles..... couldn't have said it better Mancho!!!

mabhebheza
18 Dec 2008 13:35

Okay kimmisto..ek hoor jou my vriendin...soory bafwethu abasebenzayo thina we r ccruisin a for 4months leave ek sal my werk sien in April ...1000 kisses 2God creation!!

Kim Possible
18 Dec 2008 13:50

Fly kick.....Chuck Norris Slap .....Mystereo 619 kick to you Shlobo.... for having such a long leave!!!!! I envy you big time!!!!
and a BIG FAT DROOLY kiss .... have a jolly Festive till we cyber meet again!!!

one Punch for a Birthday Boy (SOBZA) happy belated BTW and NtandoN.... for being on each adas case on the other Blog instead of coming here and Smack Down each other kule Blog..... LOL