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Maybe more of that flat tummy...or even a bigger boobie...

Written by Tshd21 from the blog A trip 'round Tshd21's mind.. on 07 Feb 2008
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I recently stripped naked in front of my mirror and took a good look at myself, a very long and good look. Yes...I love myself and have (okay, maybe not) accepted my body flaws and at peace with everything I always see on me, wether sagging, hanging, dimpled or hairy, but there are times when I seriously wish...deep sigh...

I have also lost count of the number of times strangers have asked me why I am angry. After the first person, I thought it was because I was just having a bad day. But the second one came, and then the third...Really now...Am I that ugly/sad? I asked myself. Should I smile more? Yes, I answered myself. Yes, yes, yes.

That's just one of the not-so-beautiful things I have come to accept...Not! I have vowed to change what I don't like but when all fails, I will be able to justify it with the infamous "I am sooooo at peace with myself it's not funny" wara wara wara isht...For instance: 

 My not-so-flat tummy 
I have tried everything people, and I mean everything!! But I simply refuse to accept that at 20-something, ke na le mokhaba. If I do, what is going to happen 10 years and 2 babies down the line? Aluta continua...

My love handles 
Someone told me gore If I concerntrate really hard on my speje (sp), they will feel the pressure and disappear into thin air eventually. I used to laugh everytime I passed my grandma and she would say "tota o na le noka". Now I don't. Ohhhhh my taebo better work!! Soon.

My teeth
Sucking them back in the day left them...out a bit. And the fact that I drink coffee more than once during the day made them slightly worse...ummnh... yellow I mean...How much does a trip to the Dentist for whitening cost? Not forgetting those little things that can apparently push them back? I ain't giving up shame, I am saving for that appointment! Hello?

My hairy self 
I'm talking arms, legs, butt, cheeks, neck, breasts and everything in between. Everytime I see those silky smooth people, I just wish more. BUT that is only because I simply refuse to spend my not so tight budget on shaving creams for my whole body. Besides, God knows gore shaving my armpits and punani is already costing me a chunk of time and moolah! I think I do love myself this hairy anyway. I still do wish though...

My hands
They are hard, rock hard! I grew up scrubbing floors and cooking outside ka "drie foot" back home. Thank you democracy for electricity and water I don't do them thingies no more. But my hands still need repairs...fast. I am contemplating going for a manicure for the first time in my life but am having a hard time getting past the look of whoever is going to perfom that miracle on me. But I am so going still...

My mirror showed me that I still have a long way to go...a long way of convincing myself that these little thingies do not bother me sometimes. I shamelessly found myself restructuring my body and wondering if I would really look better differently. So ma beautiful and sexy bloggas...


What is it that when you see on someone you secrectly wish gore you had? You find yourself saying if only... 

That little number you love but know gore will just do your body what others will consider tabboo? 

That bra you recently saw and so think will do your boobies justice, even though e tla go shapa ka an unnecessary expose? 

Or that bier boep you want to flatter in hope of that six pack and broad shoulders? 

Or even Eddie Zondi's deep and sultry voice?

If you can't bring yourself to say it on this article... shame..I do understand!! Aluta Continua....







291 Comments

Tshd21
06 Feb 2008 09:51

Okay people...have you really accepted them mishaps? If not...please share...and give tips to those who are still getting there if you have succeeded!!   Aluta...

faraimagic
06 Feb 2008 09:55

i gota read this again....yho!!!

mabhebheza
06 Feb 2008 11:18

Interesting Read...LOL..oh gal a major makeover hey .?? 
With the mkhaba issue eish i always blame the Savanana indenzela iteshe man nx!!

Tshd21
06 Feb 2008 11:26

Le nna I blame the infamous Castle Lite Mabhebheza. But since I think I have decided to stop drinking.... Won't it shrink back...maybe?? Lol

maddie
06 Feb 2008 12:13

Yhoo Tshidi your article is spot on.

I'm also not satisfied with the way I look and i mean the things i can change.

I'm sucker for red wine and coffee - u can imagine how my teeth look like a little bit stained, i've been postponin my trip to the dentist to whiten them, but medical aid won't cover that, there's term for it Cosmetic ntonintoni. so right inow 'm keeping ismile to myself.

Mokgaba - don't get me started on that, i never used to have a problem ya mokgaba, but i guess it comes with age. detox, stomach exercises the works, eish ga ke sa itse.

Well there are some things that I'm proud of though, MY boobs, they are big - papaya shape and when I've put them in a maximiser bra they look so good.

My skin - no pimples- nothing - baby's skin.

my hands and feet - after manicure and pedicure, u can't help but notice.

my personality - i think it shines through all my imperfections

Brown Shuga
06 Feb 2008 12:38

Jah, ke Castle Lite!!!

Toodecent
07 Feb 2008 00:49

Want my HoNeSt opinion....? O mosadi tia (*in Kenneth Mashaba voice*) You are a real African woman dont stress...o sharpo fela. Just exercise, shave where neccesary,brush harder and wash ko dentist once in a while otherwise dont stress too much.
Oh and reduce ka Castle Lite motswala akere....? Ok... Pula.........

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 01:07

Tshidi this is deep. i won't believe that you are unhappy with everything about your body thats an insult to you and your Maker!!!!

spice
07 Feb 2008 01:10

LMAO shem T  o complaina ka your trademark LOL donts worrry maluv youre not alone 90% of all African ladies and I mean "african" bathong! have the same issues spicy included just dont stress about the things you cannot change  and change those you can .......... soooooooooooo ALUTA CONTINUA to all of us !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 01:15

Nice article. All I am saying is: "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.".............so for a change I am not gonna complain, coz at the end of the day NOBODY IS PERFECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

awelani
07 Feb 2008 01:16

Nice 1 Tshd21,

Just this morning, I was trying on a t-shirt that fitted me perfectly two months ago, but now it seems as if it has become smaller, as for my boobies, well lets just say my son didn't do them any justice, they were small b4 him, now they're smaller. 

Strech marks, Gosh, I have been using Bio-oil for as long as I can remember, and they are taking their time to diminish,  when I win the lotto, i wana go for boobs implants, laser for the strech marks and some of the fat from my tummy drained and put in my not so big behind.

Toodecent
07 Feb 2008 01:18

90% of all African ladies and I mean "african" bathong!>> Not only them some men too.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 01:21

"i won't believe that you are unhappy with everything about your body thats an insult to you and your Maker!!!!"...............that's the spirit Azhot, mina mngani ngizithanda ngipakishe nginjena ngoba emunyango I have seen worse!!!

spice
07 Feb 2008 01:28

toodecent ha ha ha I dont think men stress about the way they look

madomado
07 Feb 2008 01:32

Tshidi, ngwana'a'ko'ntlong, O montle, he..batho! 
You know, i've learnt that these problems are all in the mind. The more you think positive thoughts about your body, the sooner you'll learn to accept it. 

 What you need to do is find out what clothes fit you best, and dress accordingly.

Have u ever thought that you wouldn't be you if you didnt have all those features?

I have relatively HUGE boobs...and i dont have much of a behind. u can just imagine!!whuu!!!... I used to hate them with a passion coz nothing ever seemed to fit me properly. I cant wear strapless bra's, but im learning to accept and tell myself that "surely God put them here for a reason". I still look beautiful, in my own way.

LM
07 Feb 2008 01:34

Damn, I wish I was a bit taller ....as for my breasts...I hate them, period....Awelani maybe we should exchange our breasts....people say they (breasts) are beautiful but I just don't get this 'big breast thing' I mean I struggle to get my bra size unless I go to those bra botiques...how often do you see a beautiful DD bra at bo Tempations, Edgars ad so on???I refuse to wear a 'cross your heart' !

Another thing, I look at a person wearing a short-short and wish it was me wearing that. I luuuuv shorts (not that I wear them)but I guess Gaaad sensed that and made me the way I am...maybe I was gonna cause a havoc in them and modimo decided to prevent that. 

spice
07 Feb 2008 01:35

shem mina i have a big behind and not so small boobs and a not so flat tummy I know my self so I rock outfit that suits my shape shem and I know I look hotttttttttt in them I like the ethnic chick style  shuuuuuuuuu I leave lean sista AKA behindless/curveless sistas   green with envy

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 01:40

Still complaing ladies???....................I give up...................LOL

madomado
07 Feb 2008 01:40

@LM I just don't get this 'big breast thing' I mean I struggle to get my bra size unless I go to those bra botiques...how often do you see a beautiful DD bra at bo Tempations, Edgars ad so on???I refuse to wear a 'cross your heart' !

I know!!!

spice
07 Feb 2008 01:42

LM o ska molaya sooooo Makhaya ikaparele cross your heart ngwanenyana o tswe mathateng LOL

myname
07 Feb 2008 01:43

LOL guys @ Awelani I feel u girl here." Strech marks, Gosh, I have been using Bio-oil for as long as I can remember, and they are taking their time to diminish. "....................But the secret is, dont wear something eziveza i-stretch marks. There are long T-shirts everywhere now. I get so irritated if ndibona i-lady wearing stomach out eline-stretch marks. Respect ur body & luv ur self no matter how bad it luks Maybe there is some1 who wish she was u. Tell urself u got it all baby & we all have those negetive things & believe me the more u grow up the more u develop something new or if ibikhona its increasing so the best yithi the first time uyibona Fight

monchooza
07 Feb 2008 01:44

this reminds ome of a a friend of mine who has very strong and veiny hands and shem bathong the poor woman is a softy......and her hands make her loose her self confidence, she pampers and treats them well but no hands just want to be looking all manly....she always wishes she had good looking hands like mine........"Modimo orifile loona bali timile"...do you know the song??

spice
07 Feb 2008 01:44

"The mad one " Im trying to picture you with big boobs and no behind and Im LMAO your lying

LM
07 Feb 2008 01:45

Spice, you are lucky you hv got boobs and a behind....these two things never go hand in hand. You either have huge bubs and a bit of a seshwapa or well rounded S  and cute little bubs.

Mado, I feel you.

lilmama
07 Feb 2008 01:46

Well if I can wake up one day with 34C bobbies, I'ld praise gawd...I'm on 34D and with my frame - skinny as a cat, they look like they are fake...And people always ask me - did you have a breast implant. That's one area where I care what people think.

One more think, if I can be a tad shorter....that can widen my 'man scope' drastically.


spice
07 Feb 2008 01:47

ROTFLMAO moncho u na manga !!!!!!!!!!

spice
07 Feb 2008 01:50

CTFU gaaaaaaaaaaaaad these people are killing me lil mama o reng naa!!!!!!!!!!! 
LMAO
Im a 38 D thats not so bad akere guys

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 01:50

That's the spirit my name!!!
Mina I am bored so I am singing freshly Ground: "Even though I have fat arms, flaby thighs, a pot belly still gives good loving!!!".........come on  u unhappy women sing along with me and be proud of the way u look!!!

myname
07 Feb 2008 01:54

i have this hard hands i think u know now bcoz i've been complaining .............but since i tried everything now i decided 2 stay natural. I cut my nails & i dont put nail polish bcoz ibanga. I accepted it bcoz i know they can do magic imagine if i didnt have it bendizothini so now i can say i luv my hands. And sana Do joke about it uzakuziqhela

awelani
07 Feb 2008 01:54

I'm singing with u Nonny,

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 01:55

"I refuse to wear a 'cross your heart' !"...........what's wrong with icross my heart, coz apparently they serve as a sports bra to big breasted woman, coz apparently they have a firm grip, ayabamba shem, kodwa ke the look is so 1960's mom like..........LOL 

madomado
07 Feb 2008 01:55

Spicy, u dont understand, wena. Well, i'm not completely flat... just not big enough to complement the front, that's all. Mare re tla reng? Ke tlholego, akere.

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 01:56

@ Tshd21 - Nice article mntwana, I have been waiting for this, for a long tym...  

I have flabs there and there and eish nothing seems to work!  Like Nonny said it - "Lets accept gals".  I have always been flat tummy bt now nginoKhabazela o-rongo, and its has nothing to do with Savanna or Castle lite....i hope so.  Ladies those who have succeded pls share bathong.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 01:58

Myname, in 2008 u are stilll complaining about those hands of urs - this is starting to become a serious matter to u ne???, how about u take a pic of them (and make sure u zoom in very well) and post them here and we will explore ideas of how to help u fall in love with ur hands..........LOL

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 02:01

@ Zee Babes, be proud of ur Mkhaba, coz it means that ingculazi izoqala igidi emafutheni for years b4 ukunciphise...........hihihi..........ngiyadlala how about u try and exercise and well balanced diet sisi???

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 02:02

@ Nonny Mina I am bored so I am singing freshly Ground: "Even though I have fat arms, flaby thighs, a pot belly still gives good loving!!!".........I

 I am singing with you luv....in my so beautiful voice - um actually singing on top of my voice.

tyoksie
07 Feb 2008 02:08

Hello Ladies! Im reading ur replies n asking myself why sum of u'll r complaining. I guess we cnt always b happy abt our bodies. I used to b a size 34 n wud try dieting,  guess what I am now a size 30 n Im sooo not happy with my body. I miss being this curvatious woman, So now Im stuffing myself with junk food. So Ladies luv ur bodies n wear clothes that will complement ur figure...SAY IT WIT ME, WE R ALL SEXY, BT IN DIFFERENT WAYS!!! NOW THAT'S DA SPIRIT.

madomado
07 Feb 2008 02:13

Woolies is the only place I can find my 32DD. 


But I'm singing with Nonny, coz, nyani.. good loving i do give.

Best-Achiever
07 Feb 2008 02:14

The great secrete to all your problems(even thought i dont like calling this problems), is to love yourselves in that way you'll make us all to love you and accept you as you are. YOU ARE WONDERFULLY ,FEARFULLY  AND PERFECTLY MADE. everytime you think of ccomplaining about any part of your body, just think of someone who doesnt have that part, and appreciate and honor what you have because there are so many people who could die to have what you have!.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 02:16

Yes Tyoksie: "WE ARE ALL SEXY, BUT IN DIFFERENT WAYS!!!"...............and the operative word is BUT.............I rest my case. Why can't it just be : "WE ARE ALL SEXY!!".............nqi full stop period and not BUTS, coz that's the BUT that makes a person feel INCOMPLETE, INSECURE & UNGRATEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LM
07 Feb 2008 02:19

Nonny, I know ukuthi ayabamba but the reason I refuse to wear it is because of the 1960s look you mentioned......maybe I will wear it but I don't picture myself putting that thing on a counter ....if someone buys it for I might wear it....maybe I should send my mom to Edgrs..LOL.

As for amadimples, let's just say I won't wear a formal trouser without putting sungthing inside (mgusha, tight an etc..)

This is my last...am no longer complaining.....Nonny I'm singing with you too!

myname
07 Feb 2008 02:24

thanks bestA uqgibile & wena Nonny LOL i luv my hands sana

lilmama
07 Feb 2008 02:28

OK...What has this got anything to do with being 'sexy'

I might self conscious about my breast (thanx to all the biatch's who eny them and keep on asking me if I had plastic surgery) but I think I'm sexy as hell...My man loves them even though he knows he can't comment about them..
They are good and are not looking south..perfect mabele entombazana...

I just think more than anything mna, its other people that makes us ladies feel somewhat uncomfortable with the way we look...Stop pointing out the obvious, I'm skinny and have big breasts...my frame migth resemble that of Pamela Anderson post the surgery__I know, you don't have to point it out.

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 02:28

Best-Achiever where do u get all this courage to be satisfied with everything in your life, you never complain about anything. You need to teach me how u do it.One in a million.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 02:29

Guys have u ever taken a second to listen at how small these comlaplains actually are??? Ever wondered what it is like to to have feet yet not have the ability walik, ever wondered how it is like to have eyes, but yet no eyesight, ever wondered how it is like to have ears but no hearing ability, ever wondered how it islike  to have brains, yet u have a mental dissabilty??? If we have all our senses and yet we are so ungrateful about just the way we look, what does a person that has a deficiency that can NEVER be changed do??? Come on people, be grateful, happy and thankful!!!

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 02:32

@ Tyksie I used to b a size 34 n wud try dieting, guess what I am now a size 30 n Im sooo not happy with my body. = How did you do it and um sorry 2 hear dat you hate your body luv.

Afrodiva
07 Feb 2008 02:34

Hey peeps you just opened my eyes, is Catle Light that bad? hmm i agree with y'all yazi! phela i started drinking le CAstle Light last year November and hey, ever since, i struggle to put on some outfits, hey bathong! No more Castle Light for me, let me rather stick to my white semi sweet wine

myname
07 Feb 2008 02:36

ayeye Nonny ayeye.............................. beautiful words ear

myname
07 Feb 2008 02:36

ayeye Nonny ayeye.............................. beautiful words dear

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 02:37

Tjo Nonny mngani - dat EVER WONDERED.... you sounded like Dr Phil ryt there! We mngani how abt you create a blog yaka ever wondered  or call it everwonderlism.... LOL

Yes mina i am grateful i have umkhaba and have accepted it.  Tx for reminding us to be grateful chommie!  You said it well when you said - dat Serenity Prayer, you know i have it hung in my room.

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 02:39

Mna bafethu niyazi as i have been mentioning it quite a lot lately, mna ndinebeef nje nge skin colour sam, andikhomnyama grand-grand nje ndichocolatish but ndifuna ukuba milky-nyana kancinci. i used to ukufutha (steaming) as a teenager thinking noko kuzobangononyana but no.

Tynt!
07 Feb 2008 02:42

@ Tyksie : Share the secret
!
!
!
Em waitin.............................

monchooza
07 Feb 2008 02:42

suddenly this has turned into a MABELE article...LOL

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 02:45

@ Cnglemother - grand grand what do you think you can do abt your skin colour?  Maybe you must try those creames dat will make Kenneth look like Gracie. 

Honestly babes jus learn to deal with!  I think ukuba chocolatish ku cool, what if you were ublackie = ladies don get me wrong de is nothing wrong with ukuba ublackie...so dont take it ada wyz.

tyoksie
07 Feb 2008 02:46

@ NONNY, he uthini ngoku, hayi I rest my case!!! We cn neva b the same nomatta what AND WE R ALL DIFFERENT, SO WHY NT CONCENTRATE ON THE WORD SEXY, N NOT MAKE AN ISSUE ON THE BUT, cos isibuyisela emuva!!! 
@ lil mama I admire ur confidence girl, big ups cos da haters will neva go away!!!

Best-Achiever
07 Feb 2008 02:49

@Cnglemother .... the courage is within you, and when you look around you'll see how many people are less fortunate than you. if you cant live their lives for a single day then appreciate what you have because you real have so mch.

Tynt!
07 Feb 2008 02:50


4 ma tummie (Afta birth):
Hav Tried lemon juice, sittin straight up, breath in, skippin, Vibro shape belt, cilluet 40, herbal life products, duromine,  bio slim 
NEVA WORKED
Sad I cant xcersice coz of my leg fracture that I have to live with 4 life

4 ma skin (Afta ma accident): hav tried bio oil, J& J tissue oil, Justin Tixu oil, happy event en now tryin Celtone....
Not workin

Cande
07 Feb 2008 02:50

Eish Tshidi, nice 1. I feel u thr. I always wonder why my Behind waz not a little smaller than it is but after i listened to Cebo Manyaapelo the other day are 'lord please help me to not worry about things i cannot change', i stoped worrying. I larv ma behind more. As for the teeth, sometimes its the coffee or like my dentist told me, it might be the water i grew up drinkin. I also used 2 suck my thumb and ma teeth got out a bit. I have tried dentists nd nah they cant make ma teeth white or push them back coz those things dont realy help. I have started to accept the way i am, and i larv myself everytime i look in the mirror.

andi01
07 Feb 2008 02:54

I guess I am one of the luck ones. Small boobs, flat (and i mean flat tummy), mid size behind, mid-size hips, mid size thighs, tiny legs, not soo tiny feet, all in all I wear a size 26, meaning in modeling terms, i am a size two, I could be a model but my BIGGEST problem is that I am a short ass, very very short.

andi01
07 Feb 2008 02:58

Neva had skin problems, and the number of scracth marks you can count in 2seconds. My advise, DRINK CASTLE LAGER, it cleans ur skin, helps with wait loss and a no-baablaz day in de morning, GUARANTEED, Oh and in between, take a few rothmans mild (7/8) per night. It works for me imagine what it can do for you.

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 02:59

ag wethu, just appreciate what you have... my left hand middle finger is skew(spelling), due to an accident when i was younger...when i want to say f*** you in sign langauage i alway have to use my right middle finger coz my left one is always pointed to the west, maar who's complaining....at least i still have my five fingers, i know there are some who'd give anything for that one more finger on their hand (nokuba its a bit disabled) LOL....so apreciate people toe...sibahle sonke and unique in our own special way......................................kanene werent  i the one complaining about my hair yesterday??? well anyway its another day today wethu so...no more of those  if onlys,complainings and wishings....

lilmama
07 Feb 2008 03:00

Ok....no offence Best Ach, but I'm not buying your all the time 100% positive out look and almost self-help and psyching up attitude to life....You are human are'nt you and most of all you are a girl....You must have something to complain about just 1 thing....What's with all this Dr Phil talk...I'm not buying it one bit.

Hayi suka man, yazi mna andibathandi abantu ekungathi akukhonto ibahluphayo bona...cummmmon now!

Excuse my manners and french if I sound harss girl, but I just had to say this

tyoksie
07 Feb 2008 03:01

@ Zee Babes n Tynt 
1.
I cut down on da booze ( u shudve seen my mkabazela yho)
2. I stay abt 15 min frm work so most of da time I walk ( 30min a day)
3. I like drinking water (it eally does help)
4. I dnt get da chance to eat 5 times a day n sleep, like when I was still a student.
5. Im tired most of da time so I hardly eat a proper cooked meal.
Oh n add work stress to that list. So yha ke mantombazane, that's how I lost iweight.

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 03:03

oopsy meant to say...sign language.....its not me its my left finger...LOL

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 03:04

I refuse to suffer from any form of an inferiority complex. God bothered to create me. I had no boobies right through high school and am now a sexy 34 c. I'm a size 34 practically evrywhere at it bothers me NOT!!!!  If we spend all this time worrying about how we look we will never find and fullfill our purpose on this earth!!

I have this mantra and it goes: "no-one could ever love me as much as God does so why would he give me anything I couldn't handle?" Its not always easy and right now with my current employment I need to remind myself of his love everyday to keep my sanity cos its not going well but I know that I'm not defined by my job, my bra size or the fact that i have a braai pack instead of a six pack but HELL! i'm still the best ME that I could be.

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 03:11

@ Andi01  "Neva had skin problems, and the number of scracth marks you can count in 2seconds. My advise, DRINK CASTLE LAGER, it cleans ur skin, helps with wait loss and a no-baablaz day in de morning, GUARANTEED, Oh and in between, take a few rothmans mild (7/8) per night. It works for me imagine what it can do for you"  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Rothmans and Castle Lager - 2 me dat sound like match made in hell.  Get it Andi01 bt will pass, more advices plz.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 03:15

I gained some weight from quitting smoking some time ago so Andi01 might be on to something!..LMAO@ castle lager ne Rothmans yho!

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 03:15

@Lilmama - If BestA doesnt have problems, why must she pretend she does to excite ppl like you/me, cuuum on now...maybe the poor child was taught to love herself wholeheartedly.

You cuuuum on now.

lhoza
07 Feb 2008 03:18

You kno, when I was growing up I used to hate being thin and having a flat tummy especially when I walk down da road an boys wuld showt "AYO FIGA, YI LIQUID SANA!!!". Tried so hard to gain some weight but nothing worked.
Now I had a baby and am struglin to get rid of this big tummy that I hev, I've tried everything but no results.

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 03:20

AZHOT....i'm so feeling you right now...AMEN my sister

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 03:21

"no-one could ever love me as much as God does so why would he give me anything I couldn't handle?" Its not always easy and right now with my current employment I need to remind myself of his love everyday to keep my sanity cos its not going well but I know that I'm not defined by my job, my bra size or the fact that i have a braai pack instead of a six pack but HELL! i'm still the best ME that I could be.".............Azhot, that's touching, keep that spirit, it's good for you and me as well!!!

"you sounded like Dr Phil ryt there! We mngani how abt you create a blog yaka ever wondered or call it everwonderlism.... LOL"..........Zee Babes, I know u are trying ur best to get me to create a blog, but sisi my confidence levels are still low, let me work on boosting it and then maybe (emphasisi on maybes so don't hold me to it.........LOL) I can try. For now just organise me a therapy session with Best Achiver and then I will be a ok!!! 

"Ok....no offence Best Ach, but I'm not buying your all the time 100% positive out look and almost self-help and psyching up attitude to life....You are human are'nt you and most of all you are a girl....You must have something to complain about just 1 thing....What's with all this Dr Phil talk...I'm not buying it one bit.".............Interesting view there Limama, but I don't blame u, u did say that CONTROVERSY was ur middle name!!!

spice
07 Feb 2008 03:21

Funny and sad but all true but I think we all  can learn from BA    they say she never copmains lol

Best-Achiever
07 Feb 2008 03:28

@lilmama  .... i never said that doesnt cross my mind but whenever it does i just think of all those people who doesnt have what i have and see how much blessed i am, and that's why you wont hear me complaining about my body, Never!, im God's IMAGE and His image is Perfect, by the way He is a perfectionist.

"Hayi suka man, yazi mna andibathandi abantu ekungathi akukhonto ibahluphayo bona...cummmmon now! "

and for your information, unlike you, im so comfortable and greatful just the way i am. and remember we are the product of your thought, if you think negatively about yourself, you'll see negative things about yourself and I REFUSE TO DO THAT TO MYSELF this is me and the way i am.

tshepiso
07 Feb 2008 03:28

yah! Tshidi ngwana ko gae o opile kgomo lenaka. I got amokhaba o leng gore every body ge a mpona o nale question. please help. I ussually blame castle lager e ke e suipang. 

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 03:32

Hey Ladies abanama Issues about your shapeless body  you see on top of this article there are links on how Loose your belly Fat Fast - Tummy Exercise  etc just click there make kukhona a thing or two that you can learn.

As for MWA!!!!! ngimuhle ngimuhle(ngigeza neDove)LOL nginelisekile ngakokonke enginako  and ngiyababa shem njengo Pelwo. *sniff sniff*

sponono
07 Feb 2008 03:33

this is from my cousin..he says he wishes he had a pencil sized totoloz...not this sbhombolozi -horse-sized weapon, which he says he struggles to find the perfect fit-girlfirend...(and of coursse thre's the issue of underwear and jeans are an absolute no no...and he's had his eyes on a nice pear of Levis' which he can jsut forget about.) so how does one deal with such imprecfection..do you accept it...(i did suggest he chop it off "accidentally" so that doctors can re-attach it...maybe the'd be able to reduce it before)..help my cuz...(if some of y'all sisters are a bit accomodating down there pliz holla at my GB I'll hook you up with my cuz...

as for me... my imperfection is lacking imperfections..so I'm constantly looking for somethin unique distinctive or even strange....and trust me there's nothing worse that being ordinery.....where people look at you and go .."umfana nje!!!  nothing special....hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi...

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 03:35

@ Best Achiever "and for your information, unlike you, im so comfortable and greatful just the way i am. and remember we are the product of your thought, if you think negatively about yourself, you'll see negative things about yourself and I REFUSE TO DO THAT TO MYSELF this is me and the way i am"  

SHO NTOMBAZANE.

Best-Achiever
07 Feb 2008 03:35

i meant we are the product of our thoughts!

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 03:40

@ sponono - jah ne sponz you just had to make a grand entrance.  Well I felt it.  and as for your cuz, kip telling him dat size aint nuthing bt a....., obviously he *bleep!* be dat big and d galfrends *bleep!* be dat small - hope you get my grip.

horse sized sbhombolozi tl tl tl tl tl

Mathaz
07 Feb 2008 03:42

@Lilmama I'm 
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@Lilmama I'm with you there, there is just something odd about her "perfect" life.












AQUILOGY
07 Feb 2008 03:43

you stripped in front of a mirror?!!!!!

and you didnt invite me?!

Damn woman!!!!!!!!

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 03:44

Mathaz - sigh

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 03:45

"that's why you wont hear me complaining about my body, Never!, im God's IMAGE and His image is Perfect, by the way He is a perfectionist."............Damn Best Achiever, talk about some one who si good for the soul. No wonder u even call urself the BEST ACHIEVER, coz u have got loeads of cinfidence and damn I'm lovin it!!!

"this is from my cousin..he says he wishes he had a pencil sized totoloz...not this sbhombolozi -horse-sized weapon, which he says he struggles to find the perfect fit-girlfirend"............
hihihi LOL @ Sponono plz tell ur tell ur couzin that blessed are the gifted etotolozini, ngoba amanye amadoda asimoshela isikhathi sethu belokhu besihefuzelela namatotolozi amancane ongawezwa noma engena noma futhi ephuma...........LOL

sponono
07 Feb 2008 03:45

trust me Zee Babes  my cuz.....une-sbhombolozi!!!!  bayakhala abantwana I've spoken to a few of his ex's   bathi ngeke balunge..(most girls feel that if they're gonna accomodate his schlong he betta MARRY them coz nobody's gonna understand the Hall factor from their nunu's...hi hi hi hi

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 03:45

spopo....this is for my cousin.....the way you highlighted there...are you sure its your cousin my love....LOL..........................sbhombolozi horse size weapon ...LMFAO

Matlhoadibona
07 Feb 2008 03:46

Eish wena. I love this article. It brings confidence to those who dont feel good about themselves. Mzansi peeps lets for ones in our lives love and be confortable about ourselves. I mean it boost your self steem and people love that in a peson. So complements to chef who cooked us this dilicious article. "what does she say again" Aluta

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 03:46

Mathaz............was that long EMPTY reply neccessary???

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 03:49

"sbhombolozi horse size weapon"..............hehehe...........this reinds of this song elithi: "In the morning, in the evening..........she a HORSE!!!!!!!"..........does anyone remember this song laka ladlisa a year ago????

Mathaz
07 Feb 2008 03:50

Oops!!!!!!  I don't know what happened but i would love to have bigger boobs, Dudu Kunene's to be precise.

myname
07 Feb 2008 03:52

Andi01

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 03:53

LOl @Auqilogy..u stripped infront of a mirror and u didnt call me !! 
LMAO..yhuu kodwa ezi reply look so interesting kodwa shuu it seems each one is a paragraph ...andisarhali ngaze ngaphoswa...ok ke where do i start mmh kwi replies noba kwi Article??



Gucci
07 Feb 2008 03:54

Molweni

Complaining will never help. Embrace what u have....heee bethuna I am reading an autobiography  by Alek Wek titled Alek. She is what other people call the Ugliest Sudanese Model but you know what? She's making moola out of the Ugliness. The people around you love you for what you are and thats what counts.

Nonny I'm with u!!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 03:56

Sponono, do u & ur "cuz" show each ada ur sbhombolozi's, I'ts okay if u r asking 4 urself..... 

Best-Achiever
07 Feb 2008 03:56

@Mathaz ..... "I'm with you there, there is just something odd about her "perfect" life.
"
People see us EXACTLY the way we present ourselves and im glad you have seen my life as perfect. As for "odd" it only depend on how odd your eyes can be and that's not my baby to feed.

@Nonny .... i was taught that everything start within and i started to work on my self and there iam now loving my self more everysecond, and if i can do it so can everybody.

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 03:57

you stripped in front of a mirror?!!!!!

and you didnt invite me?!

Damn woman!!!!!!!! AQUILOGY 
ubuzokwenzani??? coz this is cleary not uPopayi - LOL

sponono
07 Feb 2008 03:59

Pooky..mina ngine-totolozi...but i havent had complains.in my limited expeerience...hi hi hi .(sorry for too much information...LOL)

carino
07 Feb 2008 04:01

Mense, STOP COMPLAINING please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares if you got a flat @*$? 

Who cares if you have permanent pregnancy? something mithi?

Who cares if you have no boobs? Or you are a milky way? Dairy bele?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, AT LEAST YOU ARE ALIVE. And i bet you, you'd be complaining about something else if you had all those things you wish you had.

carino
07 Feb 2008 04:02

Mense, STOP COMPLAINING please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares if you got a flat @*$? 

Who cares if you have permanent pregnancy? something mithi?

Who cares if you have no boobs? Or you are a milky way? Dairy bele?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, AT LEAST YOU ARE ALIVE. And i bet you, you'd be complaining about something else if you had all those things you wish you had.

carino
07 Feb 2008 04:02

Mense, STOP COMPLAINING please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares if you got a flat @*$? 

Who cares if you have permanent pregnancy? something mithi?

Who cares if you have no boobs? Or you are a milky way? Dairy bele?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, AT LEAST YOU ARE ALIVE. And i bet you, you'd be complaining about something else if you had all those things you wish you had.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:03

kodwa Nonny mngani plz tell ur tell ur couzin that blessed are the gifted etotolozini, ngoba amanye amadoda asimoshela isikhathi sethu belokhu besihefuzelela namatotolozi amancane ongawezwa noma engena noma futhi ephuma...........LOL<<<< TRUE DAT!! 

you know how some guys are cuban cigars and others are vogue Nonny????
LOL!!!

sponono<<<< size is only really a number now skill, technique an open mind as well as willingness to learn from the lady now that's what counts.

BA>>> you really have achieved when you've reached a point where you're at such peace with yourself and so in sync with Gods Master Plan!!!

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:04

Guys this article was written by Tshd21, not AQUILOGY, plz ma late comers, do put on ur reading glasses b4 u comment  to be precise ngisho u Mabhebheza no Kim Possible!!!!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 04:08

@azHOT: size is only really a number now skill, technique an open mind as well as willingness to learn from the lady now that's what counts........U R So Ryt, I knew a guy who was "gifted", but he just didn't know how to use his "gift", I even tried to help, but no, he was as stubborn as a mule.

sponono
07 Feb 2008 04:08

awelani...in zulu we say the eye can cross an overflowing river.....and the ear is a bitch...meaning I "accidentally" see and hear about these things...LOL  so to answer your question NO we dont do a show-me-yours play  with cuz..
(BTW..he's my cuz because of a same surname..so I'm starting to think he is actually from the upper parts of Mzansi..and he doenst wanna admit it coz he speaks our lingo's fluently..but ther's just somethin kwerez ngaye..and this would explain the smbhombolozi issue..LOL).

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:08

"you know how some guys are cuban cigars and others are vogue Nonny????
LOL!!!"...............
I know what u mean Azhot???

"size is only really a number now skill, technique an open mind as well as willingness to learn from the lady now that's what counts."................u are so right here, yazi phela wena u make me see PMB in a different light............LOL...........ngempela ngempela uhlakaniphile wena and u have good sound advise Azhot!!!!

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:11

"U R So Ryt, I knew a guy who was "gifted", but he just didn't know how to use his "gift", I even tried to help, but no, he was as stubborn as a mule."...........Awelani I think this guy u are talking about needs a good experienced teacher like Nonny, awungizame ngezinombolo zakhe maybe I can be a great help to him yazi...........LOL

spice
07 Feb 2008 04:12

we got your point Carino bathong and WTF were you ? LOL and wena sponono 
there's no cousin it's you............................ LMFAO 
BA its okay you dont have to defend your perfect life hi hi hi

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:12

tshepiso
07 Feb 2008 04:12

Aa, Carino o boile, leave ya hao e ne ele telle tota.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:14

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 04:15

@ Nonny :b4 u comment to be precise ngisho u Mabhebheza no Kim Possible!!!!

Ngoba nje ungeke uthule muntu wases Nqawnqawini......

as for your info ke sisi.....*busy qhenying and shaking my Fabulas  behind* ngicela ufunde my reply phezo kweTsunami eyenziwe uMathaz n be4 uSpopo abeke udaba lomzala wakhe ogixabeziwe ngobudoda bakhe - LOL

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 04:16

@ Nonny :b4 u comment to be precise ngisho u Mabhebheza no Kim Possible!!!!

Ngoba nje ungeke uthule muntu wases Nqawnqawini......

as for your info ke sisi.....*busy qhenying and shaking my Fabulas  behind* ngicela ufunde my reply phezo kweTsunami eyenziwe uMathaz n be4 uSpopo abeke udaba lomzala wakhe ogixabeziwe ngobudoda bakhe - LOL

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:16

"but ther's just somethin kwerez ngaye..and this would explain the smbhombolozi issue..LOL)............hihihi Sponza don't even go to the kwere issue, my friend left the hotel NAKED after she saw ukuthi abafana bangale baphiwe lokho okuyisidina, coz apparently once wadliwa ikwere u loose all ur senses asenzansi, she ran away for dear life she even forgot that unamabele alengayo nama stretch marks, that's how SCARED she was.............hihihi..........emhlabeni.............LOL

sponono
07 Feb 2008 04:17

LMAO  @ Spice...perfect life my foot..you're crazy  in 2008

spice
07 Feb 2008 04:17

AZHOT is speechless LOL I blame you sponono your machine gun story scared her

rego
07 Feb 2008 04:18

Great article.Nna ke na le di hips,letheka le le thin and small boobs.Im size 34 bt with curves of mine i hv to buy size 36.With boobs i buy the one with pads.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:19

excuse the blanks... i'm working with some new youth commission members and there's this one oqumbile ngaphambili and it looks massive sponono... your cousin isn't perhaps from KZN...LOL!!! Nonny ungambona ushaya nge hamba beyibuza!!! LMAO!!!

carino
07 Feb 2008 04:20

@tshepiso... 

Ke boile mmata.. I was suspended-for reckless behaviour.-apparently my sense of humour is not so humourous. 

O santse o le loskop, tshepi?


Gate di-cuban cigar di etsang? phela some people are even smaller than their own fingers.

@awelani U R So Ryt, I knew a guy who was "gifted", but he just didn't know how to use his "gift", I even tried to help, but no, he was as stubborn as a mule.

Ek stem saam.

spice
07 Feb 2008 04:20

Kimmmy my dear

awelani
07 Feb 2008 04:22

@Spopo: so I'm starting to think he is actually from the upper parts of Mzansi..and he doenst wanna admit it coz he speaks our lingo's fluently..but ther's just somethin kwerez ngaye..and this would explain the smbhombolozi issue..LOL)....Maybe u r ryt, I've heard dat abo my brada from anada mada have amabhombolozis,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i heard from my gal frends.  Anyway, Y do dis guys from outta Mzansi Africa have such HUGE thingies???

@ Nonny: I think this guy u are talking about needs a good experienced teacher like Nonny, awungizame ngezinombolo zakhe maybe I can be a great help to him yazi...........LOL ........I dont even have his numbers anymore, I deleted them coz he was just not doing his "job" properly,,,,,

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 04:22

Nonny sofuna ama digits ngoku mngani...hola speedy gonzalez, you fast like that choma...LOL

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:23

"Ngoba nje ungeke uthule muntu wases Nqawnqawini....."..............uyasazi nje nawe isi Mqawunqawu Kimmy my friend, we take over noma ikephi nge THREE!!!!

"LOL and wena sponono
there's no cousin it's you............................ LMFAO"............LOL.......
only u could say this Spice!!!

"udaba lomzala wakhe ogixabeziwe ngobudoda bakhe - LOL"............Kimmy uyangihlekisa kakhulu man, can't u see I'm tryna act like uglamour omuncu!!!!

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 04:23

LoL @KIMMY washoke ntokaze vese ukuwona uPopaye( sponge bob squarepants) phela u Tshid21..ROTFLMAO!!..

Wena nje Buzum Nonny ngabe uyasho ukuthi u missed mina no Kimmy qha..*battering my eyes with my faboulas lashes

missed u 2skatie
.*a fake smile flashing izinyo legolide *qhiwk*

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:24

be4 uSpopo abeke udaba lomzala wakhe ogixabeziwe ngobudoda bakhe - LOL

LOL @ KIMMY!!!

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 04:24

LOL Nonnyshe ran away for dear life she even forgot that unamabele alengayo nama stretch marks, usuqalile-ke hihihi

spice
07 Feb 2008 04:24

Bathong AZHot I thought you said you were working not checking out men's frontiers LOL I luuuuuuuv your job sana 

Carino bathong you we missed  ware go diragetseng etla ka tsone
 

belz
07 Feb 2008 04:25

Nice one Tshidi babes, i cant beleive you are so unhappy about your body. Yazi Tshidi mna im very short and my behind just stretches so far away from my body, my friend says im like Sarah Bartman, she says this all the time, but i love my body i love myself, i used to feel like people dont respect me ngoba im short but i realised that it was because i was not confident, so i decided im gonna wear heels, walk tall with all the confidence enginayo, it worked, i feel so super fab its not even funny, if i wear slippers people say i look like a grade 5, i dont care, i love myself, i cant stretch myself to be tall, ngiyawuthanda umzimba wam right now ngoba i know someone's dying for a body like mine, God made me the way i am for a reason and im grateful i've got all the things that i have , imagine someone doesn't have that hard hand that you have, or the hairy legs that you have, Gal pick yourself up and stand up tall you are beautiful and no one can take that away from you , you hear me.

carino
07 Feb 2008 04:25

Rego, o amoeba, mos, wena??

awelani
07 Feb 2008 04:25

LMAO @ Nonny.........u r funny ( it wasn't you by any chance, or was it?)

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:28

"i'm working with some new youth commission members and there's this one oqumbile ngaphambili and it looks massive sponono... your cousin isn't perhaps from KZN...LOL!!! Nonny ungambona ushaya nge hamba beyibuza!!! LMAO!!!".........Azhot, phela u are I are pratically neighbours, so I'm driving up to u for a visit ngelunch yevha???

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:29

@ spice... i'm ashamed *bowing my head in shame*

awelani
07 Feb 2008 04:31

azHOT, U sile my sista,,,,,tjo.

tshepiso
07 Feb 2008 04:33

@ Carino, ke sharp jaanong mmata , is maar ne batho ga badule gore I changed.

but you musy never ever leave along with them. I am very happy motswana a boile. 

ke ntse ke ithaya gore o ile go alafa "cerebos" 
nna ntse a (n-quater, tswanalise) to the fullest.

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 04:34

Hey Spice ....u rite lavh???

Wena Mabhebheza uyayibona lento....ukuthi nje she was missing us simple as dat..... SiyakuRata Rata nawe Nonny (in my best Linda Sibiya's voice)

@ azHOT :this one oqumbile ngaphambili and it looks massive ,  Vala amehlo ntombazane uzoze ubone okungabonwa - ayachatha amadoda la Phandle

awelani
07 Feb 2008 04:35

Nonny@ my friend left the hotel NAKED after she saw ukuthi abafana bangale baphiwe lokho okuyisidina, coz apparently once wadliwa ikwere u loose all ur senses asenzansi, she ran away for dear life she even forgot that unamabele alengayo nama stretch marks, that's how SCARED she was.............hihihi..........emhlabeni.............LOL..........U will end up lyk ur "frend", the way u thanda abo BIGGY nga khona.

spice
07 Feb 2008 04:35

ROTFLMFAO @ carino  I think I know why you were suspended chomi 
Eish guyz mara mina I always check out the mshini esp when they guy is shelaring me ,I sungtimes loose concentration of the coversation   because i'll be busy  measuring 

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:37

"missed u 2skatie.*a fake smile flashing izinyo legolide *qhiwk*"...........Missed u too Mabhebheza and I don't do fake smile........*shaking my shwapha, which I am quite happy with by the way!!!"

"LMAO @ Nonny.........u r funny ( it wasn't you by any chance, or was it?)"...........@ Awelani - Girl don't u know me by now, I would have said so if it were me nxim yazi..........LOL 

andi01
07 Feb 2008 04:40

@Sponono "this is from my cousin..he says he wishes he had a pencil sized totoloz...not this sbhombolozi -horse-sized weapon, which he says he struggles to find the perfect fit-girlfirend"............please send ur couzin my way, I havent any totolozi pen****ing since 18th of january and I am dying of one, that Mzulu guy I have been eyeing for the past 3 weeks is playing hard to get and remember the bigger the better.

tshepiso
07 Feb 2008 04:41

iyho! what a kak spelling I done up there, apology please!

myname
07 Feb 2008 04:46

yini kangaka Nonny noSpospo yesesssssssssssssssssss ILMBMAOL he he he

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 04:47

Nonny no Sponza niyaluthanda ucansi ngeke, senikhuluma ngetotolozi ezincane. Niyakhohlwa ukuthi niblogga nabazali babantwana abafana nathi, ake nisihloniphe tu, Nonny ngilindele uluvo lwakho ngamehlo abomvu, how's my Zulu?

Belz no Andi1 nam im short but it doesnt not bother me so much nje ngeskin coulour sam. Ndinxiba iheels ndivuka nje ebhedini mntakwethu and flat shoes are a no-no except for amateki.

spice
07 Feb 2008 04:50

Say what Andile ? ..........

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:51

"@ azHOT :this one oqumbile ngaphambili and it looks massive , Vala amehlo ntombazane uzoze ubone okungabonwa - ayachatha amadoda la Phandle"

@KIM P=uvuke wachatha straight lona!!!.... LOL!!!

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 04:53

"U will end up lyk ur "frend", the way u thanda abo BIGGY nga khona."...........Awelani thank u for always thinking of me, but ke mina I am PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN so I will not be like my friend, mina I am her mentor now coz of my expertise I help her prevent history from repeating itself!!!

"Eish guyz mara mina I always check out the mshini esp when they guy is shelaring me ,I sungtimes loose concentration of the coversation because i'll be busy measuring "...............Spice, 10 out of 10, that is a very good trait, just don't make it obvious when u do ur survey, mina if indoda ingaphiwanga ngenzansi he can forget, kumele anginelisa KAKHULU, otherwise he will just serve as ikwapha eliyi minister of finance & transport!!!!

carino
07 Feb 2008 04:56

Tshepi,  ROFLMAO @ n-quarter. Ke letse ke iphantse monate tota. mo koloing nogal, maabane. 


Spice, my friend, life e bokete. Some people are just too serious. 
And we dont all understand gore this thing called 'humour" is relative.  E tshwana le bontle - in the eyes of the beholder. Mara, heeeiii... So,  i'm on parole now. one foot wrong & i'll be expelled.

Sponono, your couzi's digits to my PM, please. Tell him we dont have "specially-tailored". Improvisation is key. And o rwele gauta.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 04:58

indoda engangenelisi enkonzweni yasekamelweni akusiyo indoda akuyinto yalutho!!!!

myname
07 Feb 2008 04:59

he he he he he yhini Anonymous 2day kwenzekeni ngane yabantu

sponono
07 Feb 2008 05:00

azHot  awusebenzi ubheke amafront abalisa ..ihe...uzokuhlaba lomfana-bantu unga-bhilivi....LOL

Toodecent
07 Feb 2008 05:01

Crazy bunch of people indeed.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 05:02

"Nonny no Sponza niyaluthanda ucansi ngeke, senikhuluma ngetotolozi ezincane. Niyakhohlwa ukuthi niblogga nabazali babantwana abafana nathi, ake nisihloniphe tu, Nonny ngilindele uluvo lwakho ngamehlo abomvu, how's my Zulu?"..................Sorry Cnglemother, I thought u were in the babies room baby feeding, kodwa excuse me I have to love ucansi, phela safika ngala emhlabeni. And by tghe way isiZulu sakho is very good, I love it when umuntu eziqhaza ngama mother tongues ethu, phofu Cnglemother nami ndiyathanda ukuthethu qhithi kepha ndisasifunda isiXhosa..........LOL........plz don't sue me for abusing ulimu lwakho!!!!

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 05:04

Nginombuzo..??? Since we ladies look at the size of the package 2dertemine in a way how great the mdavazo wud be?

How do u guys judge or measure us...??how can u tell that ukuthi uzobamndadi usister b4 actually doing the Madavazo??

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 05:05

azHOT & Nonny mangabe ayikwenelisi ekamelweni kodwa inemali nje ngamanzi kuthiwani and vice versa? uzokushuxa akushuxe ulambile? Mna ndingazixolisa ngecredit card leyo yakhe and hit the stores the next day.

LM
07 Feb 2008 05:05

And now the article/converstion/replies has gone the bazooka direction...LOL.
Beltz, in Sepedi we say o pshinyetsa kgole/kgakala sthandwa>

spice
07 Feb 2008 05:06

Nonny and Carino check your GB's

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 05:08

"he he he he he yhini Anonymous 2day kwenzekeni ngane yabantu".........@ Myname yini kangaka usuqhanyeliwe yini with all this totolozi talk, wangibiza ngegama elikwi ID yami.........LOL!!!

Guys I'm outta here, I'll be back after two hours, I'm off to my nail technician to remove all these fake nails zami I am going for the more natural look..........hihihi........just joking I am going to fix two broken nails..........cheers lovies!!!!

spice
07 Feb 2008 05:08

LM gape o roga ngwana o mongwe mara wa tseba LOL

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 05:08

Ngiyabuya ..i am going to fill up my mkhaba.*shaking faboulas my J.Lo cute Xhosa ass*....

*Ti.ti.potee*!!in the best Twasa voice

carino
07 Feb 2008 05:09

How do u guys judge or measure us...??how can u tell that ukuthi uzobamndadi usister b4 actually doing the Madavazo?? 

nam ndifun'ukwazi!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 05:12

Mabhebheza, I Believe ukuthi guys cant really measure us, if a guy says ur a "big", then he's got a "noddle".

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 05:12

Nonny, Buzum bakuthinte amanonini vandag this is 4 u gal......
"HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMNANDI HALALA'

LOL @ Spopo: uzokuhlaba lomfana-bantu unga-bhilivi , i can imagine no azHOT esethi "ungihlabelani Bhuti kamnandi kanje cha uqukethe shem bandla" LOL 

And now the article/converstion/replies has gone the bazooka direction -TRU DAT

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 05:13

B4, I go plz maintain this TOPIC until my return at 15h00..........thank u in advance........bye!!!!

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 05:15

"HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMNANDI HALALA'

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 05:15

@Cnglemum ungaziduduza kodwa i -sress ne ndlala kuzokubulala leading you to omakhwapheni(i hope ths makes sense) and trust me ther are few things worse than a sexually frustrated woman so its a difficult decision!!!

i'd stick around and try to fix the problem while enjoying i-credit card yakhona.... LOL!!!!

myname
07 Feb 2008 05:16

@Nonny i wil b waiting 4 u sana nalo fake yakho yamazipho LOL rhaaaaa usile maan ".........@ Myname yini kangaka usuqhanyeliwe yini with all this totolozi talk, wangibiza ngegama elikwi ID yami.........LOL!!!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 05:16

Nonny: Guys I'm outta here, I'll be back after two hours, I'm off to my nail technician to remove all these fake nails zami I am going for the more natural look..........hihihi........just joking I am going to fix two broken nails..........cheers lovies!!!!....u na manga, u r going to visit uAzhot,,  phela you did say that u were gonna visit her nge lunch, to see some guy's package,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 05:19

LOL @ Spopo: uzokuhlaba lomfana-bantu unga-bhilivi , i can imagine no azHOT esethi "ungihlabelani Bhuti kamnandi kanje cha uqukethe shem bandla" LOL

spop no kimmy 
how am i meant to keep a straight face?? this bazooka guy is still here and now u-spopo uthi uzongihlaba lomfokazi...LMAO!!!!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 05:20

@ KimPossible: i can imagine no azHOT esethi "ungihlabelani Bhuti kamnandi kanje cha uqukethe shem bandla"........LOL

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 05:21

@ Sponono = wenza lezi odume ngazo  - Creating a blog within a blog....but i must say dat dis one...had me in stiches!  You never cease to amaze me...So bathini, bathi you are the cuzin....argh shame poor you.

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 05:25

Shoooooooo okay...I'm going to read all your replies and come back!!

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 05:28

Azhot, mna i wud rather go for umalambana kodwa abe ewazi umsebenzi than the loaded guy ongandenelisiyo, uyodla eyam imali ke if akanayo. Ayikho into edina nje ngedonda engakwazi ukufenda/ukuhlaba ibe ingajuluki nokujuluka phezu kwakho.

tshepiso
07 Feb 2008 05:30

Ke letse ke iphantse monate tota. mo koloing nogal, maabane.  eish wa itumela, ke lapisitswe ke ya motswana ke batla ya lekgowa/zulu/venda even if Mshangaan ke tla e emela. 

I am out here, mongwe oa a ntennnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(
Chris Mashaba's voice)

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 05:34

@Nonny - HALALA NGOCANSI OLUMNANDI HALALA'  iluphi olumnandi olwe shbhombolozi?????

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 05:40

@ Cnlglemom - mna i wud rather go for umalambana kodwa abe ewazi umsebenzi than the loaded guy ongandenelisiyo, uyodla eyam imali ke if akanayo. Ayikho into edina nje ngedonda engakwazi ukufenda/ukuhlaba ibe ingajuluki nokujuluka phezu kwakho.

Unyanisile sana, whats the point....For F**s Sake, I 2 will baleka...for cheezy.

carino
07 Feb 2008 05:46

@Singlemother. Azhot, mna i wud rather go for umalambana kodwa abe ewazi umsebenzi than the loaded guy ongandenelisiyo, uyodla eyam imali ke if akanayo. Ayikho into edina nje ngedonda engakwazi ukufenda/ukuhlaba ibe ingajuluki nokujuluka phezu kwakho.

I feel you totally.

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 05:47

That serenity prayer? God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference...Amen!!

I am going to change the things that I am not happy about and know that are changeable. eg. Mokhaba. It's not a matter of not loving what God gave me or anything....but knowing that I am able to go to the heights/weight that I want through God's grace.

awelani
07 Feb 2008 05:47

@Cnglemother: Azhot, mna i wud rather go for umalambana kodwa abe ewazi umsebenzi than the loaded guy ongandenelisiyo, uyodla eyam imali ke if akanayo. Ayikho into edina nje ngedonda engakwazi ukufenda/ukuhlaba ibe ingajuluki nokujuluka phezu kwakho.........LMAO but u so right.....imagine u just lie there and dont feel a damn thing and the guy is busy juluking while he is just scratching u with his mini,,,,,,,,,and u have to fake everything, hai, i cant do dat, ngeke,,,,,,,,nam' i wuld rather ngi lale nge papa everyday, as long as i now ukuthi ngi sa zo yo thola o ku mndandi, i'm HAPPPPYYY.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 05:52

ZEE and Cnglmum<<<< awuzami nokum coacher omunye umntwana ???
the thing about guys is they spend time together talking cars, soccer and they don't talk personal stuff. as women if kukhona into engingayiqondi i ask my girls and get helped where as guys forever hold their peace. Know what I mean? a guy would never walk up to another guy and as e.g nginenkinga yokusheshe ngichithe NEVER!! he'll just make you suffer his incompetence. WTF???

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 05:54

@ awelani=dnt fake it, tell the man that you need something more from him!!

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 05:59

AzHot - Hell no, coach him!  for d what.... i just let him vamoos bayombona phambili. tl tl tl tl

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 06:02

Ewe, Awelani skim....you fake till you (yourself) b`liv ukuba its the real thing!  its do-able. 

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 06:02

@Zee: LOL!!! kodwa my frend uluhlobo luni lomuntu??? aqhubekele phambili azoba yinkinga yami?

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 06:04

@ TDC: Want my HoNeSt opinion....? O mosadi tia (*in Kenneth Mashaba voice*) You are a real African woman dont stress...o sharpo fela. Just exercise, shave where neccesary,brush harder and wash ko dentist once in a while otherwise dont stress too much.
Oh and reduce ka Castle Lite motswala akere....? Ok... Pula.........

A e ne!!!

@ Azhot: Tshidi this is deep. i won't believe that you are unhappy with everything about your body thats an insult to you and your Maker!!!!

Azhot, if you are overweight and you decide to go to gym and lose the extra kilos, does that mean you are insulting you Maker? No it doesn't..it simply means you are not happy with your weight, you know you can achieve the size you want and you will be working harder towards that goal!
I am going to lose that mokhaba, visit a Dentist regularly and go for that manicure since I can't chop my hands off. And I never said I was unhappy about everything...bathong

mathata
07 Feb 2008 06:07

@tshidi@! I you mad do you think aging count alot anyway takeit like expirimento,samma did you manage to get your liesense motswala

andi01
07 Feb 2008 06:10

@ Awelani he's got a "noddle".  true dat girl, can you imagine a 1minute noddle nogal

awelani
07 Feb 2008 06:15

Zee, ngi zo khathala ngo ku feika ol the tym, i prefer that "feeling" if u know what I mean, I'm not gonna use i vibrator while I can go out there and find me "spopo's cuzin"so if he's not doing it 4 me, then it's bye bye. I have needs too and they need to be met.

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 06:20

azHot = cha akahambe ayobahluphambili.... can you imagine the energy dat goes will ol of dat, teaching.... First of all abo Sponono (man) they dont like to be taught and its even worse if you want to teach him how to use his shbhombolozi or totolozi..so jus let d nigga bounce.

awelani
07 Feb 2008 06:20

andi01, oneminute? while I'm just getting in the mood, not even close to where I'm going, yena seka cedile?, he can go and play amadice alone.

awelani
07 Feb 2008 06:23

Thank u Zee, let the nigga bounce, he is the "weakest" link.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 06:24

@ TSHD21   I  didn't mean any offence its just the way you put it was kinda scary... when i read this i felt you were short changing yourself- Gods creation and all.

"I have also lost count of the number of times strangers have asked me why I am angry.........

My not-so-flat tummy
My love handles
My teeth

My hairy self

My hands....."

I said thats an insult to you and your Maker!!!! this doesn't mean don't go to the gym or lose excess weight or ungayi kwi dentist what I meant was that if you say you hate all these things bout urself then you hate Gods work creating your bloodline which led to your genetic heritage etc. By all means get your teeth whiter, loose your flab and change whatever else you want to=its your body and your life!!!

I wore braces when I was younger cause Daddy gave us rabbit teeth so believe me-changing what you dn't like is O.K!!!

"And I never said I was unhappy about everything...bathong" i can actually feel the contempt all the way from here.!!!!

I apologise for anything I said that may have offended you. You can go back to your moaning and I'll go back to singing " fat thighs, flabby arms, pot belly...."



Ndvee
07 Feb 2008 06:35

Sponono, its not like our nonoza are like a cup no, they (our nonoza)are like rubbers and stretch

Ndvee
07 Feb 2008 06:35

Sponono, its not like our nonoza are like a cup no, they (our nonoza)are like rubbers and stretch

Ndvee
07 Feb 2008 06:36

Sponono, its not like our nonoza are like a cup no, they (our nonoza)are like rubbers, they stretch and they go to their orginal size

sponono
07 Feb 2008 06:36

on a SERIAS note...about the image thing...its true mostly for women...that there are certain things you occassionally/constantly look at and wish you could change or make betta...it doent mean you dont appreciate everything else  or that you dont know about people who have nothing at all or that whole stuff about man without shoes/feet ....no,   its natural..women are born with that natural tendency to beutify themselves  and we are hunters and are supposed to be "attracted" to their beauty and oviously the flawless one gets more attention..(not necessarily gets the man...but just gets my eye).....

So if you can get rid of sumthin  like the extra fat, or extra weight, or have a clearer skin go ahead and do somethin....if you have something that you cannot change physically...like big boobs/bums, ect...try to wear something that will flatter you..not necesariy hide it but one that just looks good on you and you'll feel god about your self..(of course a great personality is a MAJOR booster...no matter what your physical is

most girsl who say they've accepted their imperfactions (if they are below thirty five)  they are convincing only themselve..(ussually they tilt their head and bring God into it wheneva they say so...LOL)....but in fact both men and woman get to the stage of accpeting their whole selves when they reach the age of thirty five...(this is accorgin to my obervation and some research you dont wanna know about)...this is when you've waited enough for marriage  or if you're a guy you've chased enough skirts...and you've done enough career progression, and baby making has also ben done...so there's really not much that pushes you too strive to look good...you only strive to make sure that your BP is low and your marriage s strong...and you can stil keep your job witout being replaced by some young prettier graduate......thats how it is....so girls stop lying to yourselves, you'd love that halle Berry figure and that clair Mawisa skin or even that Judith Sephuma skin tone 

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 06:37

@ Awelani - so if he's not doing it 4 me, then it's bye bye. I have needs too and they need to be met.  

Cunt have said it beta myself my friend!

sponono
07 Feb 2008 06:44

Ndvee..are you telling me if u get a shbhomboloz EVERYDAY....and afta a year or so you breakup..the nunus will just re-arrange it self nicely to its not so orriginal size...nah...i dont believe this..(i've watched a coupla of those movies and dem ho's 've been streched to ninivah and there aint gonna get that nunu back to its size...(that is why there's even an operation to stitch back the nunus..for those who want to hide their HALL factor)

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 06:46

@ Spopo: True there, simply too true!! Lol

sponono
07 Feb 2008 06:46

Zee-Babes!..Cunt have said it beta myself my friend!...
.WHAT IS THIS NOW.....EH EH ...wambiza nge-gqe manje omunyumntwana

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 06:49

@ sponono=hear,hear!!! we all have those things we're not happy with my only gripe is when you short-change yourself. 

i look at Halle and wonder if men can't be faithfull to her whom am I to expect it from my man? the answer is always ME. I am ME and I deserve his fidelity. just because some of the "sexiest" women in the world have partners who cheat doesn't mean I must settle. Get my drift? same thing goes for men. Babyface's wife cheated on him. The man is so close to perfection but he's alone.

The point I'm trying to make is we should always demand the best for ourselves from ourselves and the rest of the world.

my skin is blotching because of the heat and I'm seeing a dermatologist for that not for anyone else but me.

after all is said and done kodwa-ke mina I am happy with AzHot the way she is and whatever I intend on changing or change later on is a personal choice BUT i am thankful and i will not whine!

monchooza
07 Feb 2008 06:49

LOL @umdavazo....

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 06:49

@Sponono - Amen bhuti, uyishaye esikhonkosini!  But it aint easi mfowethu.

MADENZA
07 Feb 2008 06:51

hi everyone!!!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 06:54

spopo, please dont say nunus, some idiot called me dat yesterday.............

Latifah
07 Feb 2008 06:55

Hi guyz. Phew.Nice @ TSHD21 speechless sengikhamise kuphela.Heyi umkhabisto inkinga and amarata owatholayo ebantwini amanzi abilayo mihla le mhkabisto belt which ekutsipa iveze nama stretch marks,eat this don't eat that for how long and how many tyms .As for my face I don't want to talk scary 4.@Maddie give me irata for my pimples plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz since une mntwana face.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 06:55

@spopo i don't know about having usbhombolozi everyday for a year but I do know of having it once after a normal size that you defs feel the difference but it goes back to its not- so- normal size. look at the miracle of childbirth?

besides there's things like pilates and cervix exercises(which all women should enjoy) to ensure ukuthi ungabi nayo i "hall factor" and you do those even if your partner is average sized.

sponono
07 Feb 2008 06:58

for guys  I know that its ussually things you cant hold or easily identify...
..the charm factor..I know most guys who see one guy who can enter the room and girls just warm over him...and if he's good also at the shelaring game and guys would either player-hate  or want to befriend him..or try to be charming themselves ..LOL....
the second thing guys would want to change...some guys wish they had the abs and six packs....(but they cant resist the Amstel..so they  dont put up a fight for abs and gym)
another issue of guys image wise  is wishing they were taller...and of course there's the issue of the totoloz...we wont talk about it (except on the NET...LOL)..but secretly a guy would check his weapon and if he happend to see "accidentaly" at the gym or urinals..some other guys extra sized one he'll stat thinkin dang maybe I'm not reaching the right places...(thats why some girls say their boo's ask them if they are feelin it or enjoyin...its becasue of his insecurities, not with the technque but the weapon)...trust me its a psychological thing ..an obsession with ones overall manhood...we just wont talk about it

ok if you are one of those guys this doesnt apply to...fine  ignore it its my opinion

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 06:58

Hi Madenza - uvelaphi?

madomado
07 Feb 2008 07:05

Are we still on this subject, bantu?? Yazi im pacing up & down trying to catch up.

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 07:06

Hello Madenziiii...what's up papa??

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 07:08

)...trust me its a psychological thing ..an obsession with ones overall manhood...we just wont talk about it

sponono
07 Feb 2008 07:08

AzHOT...as I said ...>>>oviously the flawless one gets more attention..(not necessarily gets the man...but just gets my eye

isupppose Halle berry fits my point there....of course this is because there are other qualities that a person should bring to a relationship besides abs and tight butt/....thats why i said a great personality is a major kick.......(i find extremely pretty  girls extremly dull....thats MY experience..I think they have this ok I'm here just look at me what else do you expect me to do or be...I'm perfect...and you betta appreciate....and most of us guys buy into that  "decor personality")

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 07:10

)...trust me its a psychological thing ..an obsession with ones overall manhood...we just wont talk about@ THE MEN IN HERE:  why not talk about something that affects you? 

sponono
07 Feb 2008 07:12

madomado..which subject you on about...i thought this article is about our desires to alter or improve certain aspects of our bodies....from totoloz to everything else...if we digress pliz forgive..phela leku-late osuwini

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 07:13

vele Guys /dudes u wont answer my Q?? how do u tell if the girl is good at umdavazo b4 umskepa we look at size nina what is the main factor..ANSWER bathong i wanna know ??????

Matlhoadibona
07 Feb 2008 07:13

Tshid21 sweetheart, i'm looking at all the responces and i'm loughing. All i can say to you my love is I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE my african sister. Castle Lite or what ever we wanna come up with, you are simply stunning.

But Sponono o e tabotse................. Amen Spopo Amen.

MADENZA
07 Feb 2008 07:14

Believe me some men do talk about this things.

spice
07 Feb 2008 07:15

shoo sponono  sam you sure are in typetive  mood today neh but most of the thongs you said are true 
Sorry things not thongs Eish  this subject we having !!!!!!!!

sponono
07 Feb 2008 07:18

azHOT...Men are supposed to grin and bear it.....you cant go around moaning about having a small dick or wanting abs.like like some biatch bazothini abanye abafana...(thats the chauvinist in me taliking now...hi hi hi )..if you're aman you dont complain or even start telling us...DO SOMETHING...
(hit something..LOL)  or tell us when you're alreadydoin something....thats the nature of man...
i can imagine sitting with my friends discussing dick-sizes and how I'd die to have a six pack..or how so and so always gets the girl....eeewwww

spice
07 Feb 2008 07:19

Ok lets talk madenza, sponono ,mathloadibona and who else ???????? 

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 07:22

hi spicy!!!!!!!..........where were you yesterday???? you were missed

sponono
07 Feb 2008 07:23

LOL @ Spice....you and your thongs and typative moods....eish  you're 3-much

hey Nonny's the one in a typetive mood these days..she's like PREEEEEEsent

Madenza you're right some men do talk but its the New AGE kinda man...hi hi hi..and I dont think its over a soccer game or during your drinking spree  like girls do.....I think they talk in other places  and not so detailed.....or NOT!!!! eish i dunno things arachanging

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 07:25

SPONONO i totally agree with you on the "attracting decor" point. mina ngiyintombi eluhlaza ngokwebala and nginomngani ompofu so obviously masiya ezindaweni she attracts more attention than me. I know that and it used to bug me (thank God those days are over!!!) she's 20, she's a pretty face and sexy bod but she's really dense. she has nothing to offer and she's a kept woman. i suppose its a life she chose but she bargains on her looks. kuyoze kube nini eshintsha amadoda just so someone can take care of her???

this brings me back to the point that LOOKS are cool and your body MUST make you happy but HELL, there's more to LIFE!

myname
07 Feb 2008 07:25

spospo ngikuthulela isigqoko namuhla bhuti

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 07:26

@ Sponono Cunt have said it beta myself my friend!...
.WHAT IS THIS NOW.....EH EH ...wambiza nge-gqe manje omunyumntwana...

Actually i wanted to say CUDN`T HAVE SAID IT BETA MYSELF - ZINGENAPHI I-NQE LAPHO?

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 07:28

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 07:29

Honeypot
07 Feb 2008 07:35

Nonny sofuna ama digits ngoku mngani...hola speedy gonzalez, you fast like that choma...LOL @ Pooky  yoh  uyangihlekisa. 
Here is my 2 cents worth, Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Amen. Mina I am dark and everyone in my family is light skinned it never bothered me because I was always visible. So girls in life there are battles we can fight and battles we cannot fight it's up to you to choose the right one.

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 07:36

Nonny - why usishaya nge silent treatment.... or is a case yaka less is more!

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 07:37

madomado
07 Feb 2008 07:37

@sponono   Its just that so  much is being said i'm totally lost. i feel like an alien.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 07:37

I'm back!!!

awelani
07 Feb 2008 07:39

azHOT & Nonny, what is wrong??

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 07:42

@ Honeypot: So girls in life there are battles we can fight and battles we cannot fight it's up to you to choose the right one.

Gud advice there...

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 07:42

Abanye babuya be Speechless......azHOT+Nonny - lol

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 07:43

@ Nonny - mngani uyayi trapa igrand entrance... Welcome bk sthandwa.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 07:46

wasiza weNonny mtano'muntu wabuya! Cishe ngafa!... LOL!

Ndvee
07 Feb 2008 07:49

Sponono-What are about those who give birth to a baby with a very big head, don't you think the nunuza re-arrange itself to its original size

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 07:52

weKIMMY P: uyaphapha!!!!

@ awelani<<<< its all good love, i was just finishing up with the guys whose frontiers i was evaluating and analysing...LOL!!!

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 07:52

Azhot, ngiyabona ukuthi lendawo ibisingidingi ngoba iAgenda yalomhlangano was not being followed as per my request. Abantu basale baphinda iserinity prayer, which I said ekusensi, yini manje ngoba niyazi ukuthi sesidlulile lapho, zisha ngo Khathide manje..........LOL

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 07:52

Hummer hummer ...Cell C Cell C Hummer................hummer humer cell c...................Cell c hummer hummer.......................................................cell c

 =

I'm broke + I'm hungry + i have no energy = to me losing my mind.........help!!!!!!!.....hummer hummer cellC Cell C

awelani
07 Feb 2008 07:54

@Ndvee: Sponono-What are about those who give birth to a baby with a very big head, don't you think the nunuza re-arrange itself to its original size.................they stitch the nunuza.

MADENZA
07 Feb 2008 07:54

vele Guys /dudes u wont answer my Q?? how do u tell if the girl is good at umdavazo b4 umskepa we look at size nina what is the main factor..ANSWER bathong i wanna know ?????? let me give you my answer, unlike you girls mina i cant tell by just looking, i have to test drive first in order to tell.
- What attracts me to a woman is her looks and persinality depending on the place or time we met.
- even the reputation that a girl has got attracts me, if someone is a S**be people tend to like to get passed her to see how she does, everyone wants to hit a cool girl so if you respect urself you are bound to be liked.

I HAVE TO DRIVE IT FIRST TO TELL IF IT IS A NICE CAR OR NOT. 

Kim Possible
07 Feb 2008 07:56

@ azHOTnginomngani ompofu so obviously masiya ezindaweni she attracts more attention than me. LOL uyazi ukuthi babizwa ngama FARAWAY BEAUTY, ngoba come duze i Tsunami ne Catrina (disaster).

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 07:56

Shame Pooky, u should have said I ordered 600g ribs ka Spur which I am having difficulties to finish, woza sisi ngiyazi uyazifela ngama left overs.......LOL..........by the way how are u broke coz it was month end a cople of days ago????

sponono
07 Feb 2008 07:57

madomado I know the feeling

Zee-Babes, the other lokshin name for your nunu's is gqe....and the name *bleep!* means pu*sy.thats why i was ..like hey!!..but of course i knew 'twas a typo

Honeypot...thats the point you were lucky coz you were the only dark-beauty so you got more attention, imagine if all of  you were dark and your only sister was the light skinned one, she'll also feel lucky...thats the feeling everyone is looking for....and it takes time to accept that eish ngimnyama/ngibombu so what...

personnaly it used to BUG me that I suck at playing soccer or even knowing whats happening currently in the soccer scene..(those ddays soccer was the ONLy darkie sport)  and mina I only read read read......so I used to be embarrassed when I had to go play soccer and I knew no one will pick me..and I tell you guys can be horrible ...but I GOt over it...and I eventually enjoyed going to matches with the guys even thought they knew I couldnt be bothered knowing who's going up the scheme or whos the soccer player of the year and all that jazz...they just enjoyed my company and I enjoyed theirs....

My other cousin(i got plenty of them...LOL)..use to complain about not having any hair on his face and he used to envy me coz i have plenty of those....until he saw how frustrated I ws when I couldnt get to the saloon for my regular shaving nd barbaring and I was looking like Capella  and even my personality changed because for that week i was so busy with exams and other stuff I just didnt have time for shaving myself...i ws so used to the saloon treatment...so he eventually said eish i betta be gratefull i dont have to go thru that..cos right now you look right an extra in a cannibals movie...those were his words..so yes certain things are not worth our worry coz when you have them you'd wish you didnt ...

awelani
07 Feb 2008 07:57

LOL @ Pooky............

azHOT, so how did the evaluation go??

myname
07 Feb 2008 07:59

Madenza?????????????????

Zee Babes!
07 Feb 2008 08:01

Gud ppl the agenda was rockas...um outta here!  To `ol my buzums/blogga - mmcwaaaaaaaah! Til we blog again.  Um out.

sponono
07 Feb 2008 08:03

if someone is a S**be people tend to like to get passed her to see how she does

yeah Madenza
I've always wondered what is is that attracts us to the baddest girls...I sure do go for them  without knowing of course....kumele ngabe iqhoks selang-qeda...I donno suumhow I feel comfortable with a real ho who's been around the world .....and has scars and other ih to show...

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 08:05

You were rockas too Zee Babes, ta-ta

awelani
07 Feb 2008 08:06

Hamba kahle, Zee Babes,,,,,r u going to for evaluation?? just kidding. mmcwaaaa to u 2.  remember love urself.

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 08:06

weNonny: abantu bayashubelana langaphakathi kuyafiwa...LOL

andi01
07 Feb 2008 08:08

To be honest with you girls no man wants an angelic girl with a tight you know what, a girl has to be experienced but respect herself. And again if a girl is angelic once she gets outta control the boy takes de blame. Anyways if guys wanted tight nunus wouldnt Kelly "the virgin" khumalo, had been abducted and raped by now, but instead Mshoza was the first to get married, to a business man nogal. common sense

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 08:09

thiza Nonns...i can actually smell those ribs......LOL
i'm broke coz of billz, billz ,billz mngani................

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 08:11

byeeeeeeeee Zeeeeeeee

sponono
07 Feb 2008 08:13

andi01..but instead Mshoza was the first to get married...angithi Mshoza did the lesbo thingy..whcih i take it means her nunu's was still in good tight shape....(unless her ex girlfriend used somethin else...LOL....now that i think about it LEBO was fierce and rough...hi hi hi

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 08:15

"I HAVE TO DRIVE IT FIRST TO TELL IF IT IS A NICE CAR OR NOT..........Ngempele Madenza test driving is very important. Kumele nibe sexually compatable nomuntu ngoba phela ezinye izikinga zixazululwa ngocansi, so manje it has to be one of the strong points, otherwise sengingamane ngishaye ikhona.

Which reminds me I have alittle dilemma, plz assist:
Scenario 1
: Guy (this is the same guy who waited three years to break my virginity kodwa izikhokho zamudlula, shame ilife i-unfair) I've been dating for years who is so sweet, loving and caring, affectionate and all that is need in a man but ke, the problem is that lincane kahulu itotolozi lakhe & emubhedeni uyabhora bandla, konke okunye ukwenza kahle and nemali uyayidedela, ngangimuthanda kakhulu until...........

Scenario 2: I met this guy, (this is the smae Skhokho owangibreaka (YEARS AGO) within a week of me meeting him). Manje yena he is a rebel, my kinda guy, uyangibusisa nswempu ngocansi, and we click ngoba nami ngiyazi fela ngalo and he loves that anout me. The thing is lomuntu unesikwele. Ngiyamthanda more than anything, but he is TOO posseive, I tried to make him a f@$K buddy but then I realised that what I feel for him is too deep and I need to have a proper relationship with him or have nothing at all to do with him. 

Now in my times I could easily dated them at once (ngoba that was the case vele for years), but now I've change and I wannna make a good choice, who is the better candidate people, hurry up Valentines is around the corner, so I wanna know who is my Valentine soon......LOL

spice
07 Feb 2008 08:16

I remeber the dayz when I was selling    mngo atchaar from door to door eish I had so many admirers (male) I made sum moolas and life was so simple

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 08:22

Sizani bho???? I'm waiting nami I alwasy lend a helping hand, bekuyini nithi return the favour.............LOL

spice
07 Feb 2008 08:22

Guyz youre lying mina I heard from a   lot  of    guys that the thought of a girl having beep bunked by a lot of guyz turns them off completely

awelani
07 Feb 2008 08:23

Nonny, go with guy #1, he has money, so he can have it enlarged, then u cant teach him a thing or two since you sed that u have i-experience...........lol.

lilmama
07 Feb 2008 08:23

Andi1...are you a man?

sponono
07 Feb 2008 08:27

nonny...guy number one...sex is NOT everything..the next thing leskhokho sakho sizok-mura blind....so do you was sex and lose a decent loving guy  or you can do without ucansi lweskhokho....I mean you can only enjoy so much sex in the long run lust doesnt last that much...but you'd be stuck with a schmuck who knows you wanted his dick anyways.....yena uyazi uk'bambe ngo-bhontshisi  ngeke unyakaze so long ufuna lolucansi...get over the sex thing....even if guy number one doesnt rock you sexworld   he' s a catch in the long run

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 08:27

Nonny...tough one. Guy one sounds perfect but it will take some coaching to get some sexual satisfaction but uma unesikhathi ungafani no Zee its doable.

Guy 2: wema, ngingamdelisa inkani...LOL!! you can't have your cake and eat it 
so ....

i'll think about it some more and get back to you 2moro ne!!! my, i must run...2moro bathandwa!!!

myname
07 Feb 2008 08:28

gud pple byebye

sponono
07 Feb 2008 08:29

spice  being bunked by a lot of guys AT THE SAME TIME  yes thats a turn off...but knowing that tshes been around...well in the privacy of your bedroom you cant wait to see/feel.....

azHOT
07 Feb 2008 08:29

@sponono>>>>.....yena uyazi uk'bambe ngo-bhontshisi ngeke unyakaze  LMAO

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 08:31

Is my dilemma being ignored?????............*sobbing loudly*

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 08:31

@ Nonny: Which one do you love gal? Because at the end of the day, only you now what makes you happy....
But when it comes to izimanga shame....all I know is that it simply needs to be gooood!!!  
Have you tried showing the guy from Scenario 1 what you want him to do unto you? Because when it comes to size...dynamite do come in smaller packages...

MADENZA
07 Feb 2008 08:33

Guyz youre lying mina I heard from a lot of guys that the thought of a girl having beep bunked by a lot of guyz turns them off completely>>  yes Spice it turns her off for someone to want to build a goor relationship with her but for Shagging(one nighters) she is not off.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 08:34

Thank you guys, I think I'm gonna enjoy being single.............case closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 08:34

Andi01 iexperience nobuadvetourous bubalulekile ekamelweni, le yokuzenza iangel ufuna ukuva ubumnandi kodwa ayisebenzi. Indoda iyachazeka yintombi ezithembayo ebhedini and umxelele futhi xa ufuna istyle esithize. Uzophule-uzophule ufike apho uthanda khona.

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 08:38

Vele ip*p* angilincelanga ebeleni so it won't kill me to take a break from lezindaba zomathandana ngoba it's getting quite hectic. If only uscenario 1 was just a tinzy winzy bit more "open" to my suggestions manje uwungcwelengcwele kakhulu, and if only uscenario two was not Mr posssesive then I would easily decide............shame man..............I pity me!!!!

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 08:40

Nonny buzum...yes sex is not everything in the long run but 4now usemusha friend and u need that DRIVE with sum Brrr in bed so i advice as Mabhebheza
angithi i bicycle i hamba ngama viri amabili so nawe ke ..! 

What Mr loverboy $$$ cant provide let Skhokho provide and vice versa chomie ..dont fool urself uthi u will survive with bad Sex ..!Never!! becoz instead ur luv 4Mr lover boy wil detoriate when u think about ukulala..and uzovese abenescefe,..!! and nawe uyasho uthi uyazifela ngoMdavazo nje ngami *BRRRRRRR*..just the thought*wink* u

DAnkie Mabhebheza dankie!!

Cnglemother
07 Feb 2008 08:43

Nonny, itotolozi encane iyasebenza mangabe umnikazi wayo uyazinikela entweni ayenzayo.size does not matter to me as long as ukwazi ukuyisebenzisa. But if ke he does not work hard to satisfy u enalo totolozi yakhe incance then ngowokulahlwa.

andi01
07 Feb 2008 08:45

@lilmama, i am a gilr darl

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 08:47

Thanks Madenza 4answering me ...!!

a plea 2the bloggers that are still bloggin  i have 2go home now pls dont leave until i get home in the next 10minutes so i can blog tu hle bathong phela i cant walk around with a laptop blogging emgwqweni .... these is some interesting stuff(mdavazo) so i dont want 2miss out !!...:LOL

Plsss hle isicelo nje nge loyal Blogger!!

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 08:48

tough one.......i think you should go for the one who makes your heart skip a beat(in Ntsiki's voice)....

Nonny
07 Feb 2008 08:58

"Nonny buzum...yes sex is not everything in the long run but 4now usemusha friend and u need that DRIVE with sum Brrr in bed so i advice as Mabhebheza
angithi i bicycle i hamba ngama viri amabili so nawe ke ..!"...........Only u can say this Mabhebheza,,,,,,,,,hihihi

"tough one.......i think you should go for the one who makes your heart skip a beat(in Ntsiki's voice).... "
Pooky my friend that is not a straight answer yazi, PM and tell me what u feel.

Thank u guys for the superb advice guys I but I choose to be SINGLE!!!!

"a plea 2the bloggers that are still bloggin i have 2go home now pls dont leave until i get home in the next 10minutes so i can blog tu hle bathong phela i cant walk around with a laptop blogging emgwqweni .... these is some interesting stuff(mdavazo) so i dont want 2miss out !!...:LOL"......
Yeah right Mabhebheza, what labtop??? Tell the truth we shalll blog more kusasa ngemali yomlungu...........LOL

Cheers All
Nonz

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 09:03

Nons....eish but then again size and sex does play a big wrole nobabangathini....coz at the end of the day you'll always be longing for that big one and there are just some sexual positions that a small one cant fulfill....wich might on a longer run lead you to wanna go experiment with bigger ones on the side.............talking from experience.........

guy 2.....all i'm gonna say is just becareful of the possesive ones mngani, i'm talking from experience here...................remember that kungfu i dished out on that guy i mentioned on that other blog?? the one who ended up collapsing???......................naye, it all started with being possessive

Pooky
07 Feb 2008 09:08

Ok Nons..............i'll tell you what i really think ke, will PM you first thing 2moro and i wont hold back this time...............byeeeeeeeee EVERYONE

Sdakamiswa
07 Feb 2008 09:30

yo tshidi babes, well written article, trust me you have NADA to worry about NADA.... maybe ease off the coffee a bit.... 

now le me go read everyone elses responses, phew..........

mabhebheza
07 Feb 2008 09:40

Yes im home!!!!!! nisekhona nah?? pls tell me nikhona ok reading the replies!!

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 09:52

@ Sda: yo tshidi babes, well written article, trust me you have NADA to worry about NADA.......

Black people don't blush..so I dunno what I'm doing right now...enkosi

Tshd21
07 Feb 2008 09:58

Shooooo Mabhebheza...if yours is not an addiction, I dunno what is!! Lol. 
Yes...sikhona!!! What's on your mind?

cocktail
08 Feb 2008 00:08

tshidy lolly,for soft hands u can ask BraBizza how he does it,when i touch his hands i feel guilty all the time,his got such soft hands ive eva felt in my life for a guy,cas im a woman n feel like mine aint soft enough........@Belz sweety,nami i had issues with my big a$$ but then i kinda realised that im blessed cas most women wld love to have it, i did nt like it cas it felt as if e'one is lookin @ how big it is,but now its mine n im flauntin it........when u show off what u have u look more sexy n confident, ppl wont even notice yo weakness...

MADENZA
08 Feb 2008 02:45

Nons....eish but then again size and sex does play a big wrole nobabangathini....coz at the end of the day you'll always be longing for that big one and there are just some sexual positions that a small one cant fulfill....wich might on a longer run lead you to wanna go experiment with bigger ones on the side.............talking from experience.........>>so you girls really go for big machines, i thought it hurts hi hi hi.

Pooky
08 Feb 2008 03:14

madenza, madenza....LOL....i prefer them a big...indifuni into ezondinyumbaza man...LOL

MADENZA
08 Feb 2008 03:45

wow.

Nonny
08 Feb 2008 04:04

"so you girls really go for big machines, i thought it hurts hi hi hi."............It's beautiful pain Madenza, and besides it's not JUST about size, but rather being sexually compatable!!!! There are also other factors that are important!!!

MADENZA
08 Feb 2008 04:11

well said Nonny!!

jay jay
13 Feb 2008 06:13

drinkin doesnt make a person ka mokgwa wo lol.bt i liked da way dat u ..... na...d infront of da mirror.

jay jay
13 Feb 2008 06:38

haaaaaaa...................... gal,u gotta drink vinegar,lemon juice le tse dinge.i wish i could see u.ah!le wena man dont be lazy big hairy mamma .get your ass up and go 2 exercise cause o tlo tsofala ka pela.i wonder how old are you now.and  le teng coz ore your ugly.if o ka ba slender,those  'sexy' voices hunks you want ,i promise u o tlo etsa di ''auditions'' for the one you wants


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