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Written by Condom from the blog Condom cookie on 20 Feb 2008
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Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back.

Something triggered My memory about S.A. Kwaito Music…the old days where u could at least listen to a Kwaito album from the 1st to the last track…the days of TKZEE and Benny (as stiff as he is) ….dont worry Benny…Uyanda is taking ur CUP (at least for now)…SHIBOBO..that’s what Im talking about!

Tkzee

Okay here’s Ma list of My at least TOP 10 Kwaito favourites.
1. Bongo Maffin – Thathi sgubhu
2. TKZEE – Mambotjie (iphondo likaBhejane…whats that thou?)
3. Boom Shaka – Thobela
4. Mdu Masilela – Mazola/Ama Bank book
5. Brown Dash – Voomvoom
6. Lebo Mathosa – Awudede (RIP…u are dearly missed!)
7. Mafikizolo – Udakwa njalo
8. Spikiri wiki---oooweee! – Vat en sit
9. Mawillies – Yintwenjani le..
10. Trompies – Sweetie Lavo

10 and a bit - BOP – I life yiskorokoro.

Oh I can go on and on…Mzansi’s got talent.

Its time for u to list ur TOP ten…its cool, u can steal from ma list (people shall share). Condom’s got nothing but love for u. PEACE!

142 Comments

Condom
20 Feb 2008 01:18

Lets share mabloggers...u know the drill mos.

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 01:25

Yah I can see Condom is back and hopefully not supplied by Manto's office this time hi hi hi LOL. That Bongo Maffin Song I love when its remixe...as Thathi Sdudla.. eheheehe!

….dont worry Benny…Uyanda is taking ur CUP (at least for now)…>>> I forsee so many lawsuits should she not win SCD 4....!

Condom
20 Feb 2008 01:31

dont worry Benny…Uyanda is taking ur CUP (at least for now)…>>> I forsee so many lawsuits should she not win SCD 4....! @TDC

What u on about? Huh....did I say Uyanda who? ....LOL.

Sam2say
20 Feb 2008 01:42

Condom o dizzy???/ I for one know that there are'nt any condoms manufacture to prevent the braind for thinking, wonder wich one you Condom used damn!!!

Neng neng you are talking about AIDS wich I cammand you for doing, but then agin yuo go so off topic o bua ka Kwaito music, keng, o condomizitse di brain cells tsa gago na?

You should have stucj to the AIDS issue, mara otherwise o zamile

Enough of My preaching….let m get to the real deal.- What Kwaito???
O DIzzy san.......

Zee Babes!
20 Feb 2008 01:51

@Condom - Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back.

Ja ne Condom is back! Lemme go back to Memory Lane, I will cum back l8er...

Zara.
20 Feb 2008 01:55

What is this thread about kanti? Aids/Condoms/Kwaito stars/music...I'm lost

carino
20 Feb 2008 01:55

...intimacy is between two people between closed doors (I hope!) but hey...

Awu, right between the doors, condom???? o reng naa??

let me go back...

Zee Babes!
20 Feb 2008 01:56

@Sam2say - keng, o condomizitse di brain cells tsa gago na? Tjo Sam give uCondom i-break, why are you chewing him vele

But nawe Condom - you are talking about everything under the sun! Oh plz clarify which Uyanda you are talking about

@Condom Huh....did I say Uyanda who? ...

TIP: Dont change you story stick to your guns no matter what...be a man about it!

azHOT
20 Feb 2008 02:01

i must admit-i'm lost.

Zee mngan'am HELP!!!

Sam2say
20 Feb 2008 02:04

@ Condom Ha HA HA HEEEEEEE IIIIIII YYYYYYYOOOOO HA HA HA, wa ntshegisa waitse condom iyo e e !!!!

Condom
20 Feb 2008 02:06

No need to bite My head off...Yerr!!!

This is about ur Top ten kwaito list....please read properly Maan...and if u have nothing good to say...just bounce off...its a free country!!

sponono
20 Feb 2008 02:10

i choose to IGNORE mesaage onTOP..ngoba elam iqhoks lisahleli kubhozo andI aint gonna trigger it by focusing on sombre messages

anyoo back to my favourite kwaito LIST
1. Sbu MaLawyer "nto tse Munate Fela
2..Authur - Kaffir and Oyi oyi...(i know its a strech but still the guy gave it all)
3. Boom Shaka –Gcwala & Dont be ashamed
4. Mdu Masilela – why u for me
5. Thebe- sekjayva bahlanyayo---uphumgwinyo-ungawa kum
6. Alaska -Accuse
7. Mafikizolo – Bhuti Nghamba nawe.
8 Mawillies – Mawumoshi'skhathi
9 Trompies -magasman, Jacarumba
10 - BOPLebo –Its just the way the things we do

Now you got yourself a Jam collection..

suzzy82
20 Feb 2008 02:10

Yoh…ave imnandi iTotoloz nePunana ,and lets be real coz u know u aint abstaining right....))))abstaining at my age nooooooooooooo i ruff rider is there to protect me
Condom’s got nothing but love for u. PEACE! ....and its true

carino
20 Feb 2008 02:11

I totally DO NOT 'get the drill'.

I shall therefore pass.

Zee Babes!
20 Feb 2008 02:11

@azHot - Zee mngan'am HELP!!! - We mngani I am lost too and *bleep!* seem to find my map or compass! So ngizophuphutha indlela nje ubumnyameni. Chomza I will give you a rope (clue) umasengigrand nami. Ungangikhohla nawe uma use right.

Kim Possible
20 Feb 2008 02:13

Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back... Where were u CONDOM when Zombo needed u the most????

u might b saying not the Zombo bizniz again…STOP right there coz this article aint about that - You are right its not about Zombo but your DISAPPEARANCE ??? ubukuphi ngifunukwazi - LOL

sponono
20 Feb 2008 02:13

Condom nawe you must understand bloggers...if ubelesela nge-ngculaza before the main topic what shud they do...LOL

mabhebheza
20 Feb 2008 02:19

Mama ka Nomsa vulele singene...mama uh ah ah ..
ngibelwe phezwendlu abatshele u Mabhebhey seka la
Sangena Sangena Ayoba yoba...

Condy Condom ..thanks 4the memory lane!!

Condom
20 Feb 2008 02:25

Condom nawe you must understand bloggers...if ubelesela nge-ngculaza before the main topic what shud they do...LOL @Sponono

Hahaha.... I got u and thats a damn good collection u've got right there..

Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back... Where were u CONDOM when Zombo needed u the most???? @Kim Possible
Eish...that boy was stubborn Maan...(LOL!!...jokes)

u might b saying not the Zombo bizniz again…STOP right there coz this article aint about that - You are right its not about Zombo but your DISAPPEARANCE ??? ubukuphi ngifunukwazi - LOL @Kim Possible

Was saving the world Kimmy.

I got u Suzzy82!!

To those u dont understand: Condom had to give in a message...its my duty...so u can choose to ignore the TOP part and stick to the list...if u dont get the article by now....me dont know...I tried!!!

andi01
20 Feb 2008 02:39

1. Makhendlas- Minwanwa Phezulu
2. Trompies-Sweety Lavo
3. Brenda-Vulindlela
4. Doc Shebeleza- Iphupho (lami baby yhoo liyanghlanyisa)
5. Mzambiya- Dlozi Lami
6. Arthur-mnike / twalatza (i still am number 1 engingqini kwejive)
7. Ma-willies- igagu
8. Zombo-Mduduzi
9. Abashante- Zombo (uyayfuni zombo, zombo)
10. All stars- kwasa kwasa

i know u said kwaito but i cant resist

Mfazomnyama- ngisebenzile mama (umama ungbiza ngevila) (May his soul RIP).

Nonny
20 Feb 2008 02:47

Kwenzekalani lana guys, someone plz inform a highly confused & lost Nonny?????

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 02:47

Reply from: Kim Possible 2/20/2008 10:13:05 AM
Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back... Where were u CONDOM when Zombo needed u the most???? >>> Usile wena.. LMFAO.

azHOT
20 Feb 2008 02:50

@sponono-ingaphi i party??? excellent choice!!!! i kwaito yakudala rocked mfana!!

@ZeeBabes mngani kukhuluntwa nge ALL TIME TOP TEN ye kwaito!!! just finally figured it out...we're getting old my friend!

joy
20 Feb 2008 02:50

i woke up this morning with kabelo in my head ecula DLALA MAPANTSULA<GIDA MADODA, wang rata ake etsa so, sayi shov inguluvane

making kwaito music is very easy, write 5 lines, sing them over and over and over over 3minute, and u got a HIT song on ur hands! any1 wanna join my recording company?

sponono
20 Feb 2008 02:56

joy...THAT WAS also my wake up ands dance number....wang rata....ake etsa so

andi01...I used to like Abashante and their dance and how they used to sing...especially Hazel...uphi vele uHazel and why engaphawulanga ngoZombo....mhlampe wamhlaba nje...LOL just kiddin

joy
20 Feb 2008 02:59

1. Makhendlas- Minwanwa Phezulu
6. Arthur-mnike / twalatza (i still am number 1 engingqini kwejive)
WOW ANDI 01, bringing back memories! #1 was in 96, i was starting high school, kungemnandi!
#6, hayi ndiqinile, like Uyanda ke mna. back in de day ko jam alley, kukho miss jam alley competitions and v-mash! gd ol days!

MADENZA
20 Feb 2008 02:59

Condom next time pls try to stick to one thing!!

my top 10
1. Tkzee and Benni - Shibobo
2. Mdu- mazola
3. makhendlas- menwana phezulu
4. trompies- madibuseng
5. skeem - waar was jy

i will finish it later.

joy
20 Feb 2008 03:00

yintoni inguluvane le ayishovayo kanene?

Nonny
20 Feb 2008 03:03

Here I am still lost!!!!

sponono
20 Feb 2008 03:03

Nonny...kuthiwe asisho izingoma esizithandayo zekwaito...kodwake umlayezo weqhoks yiwo okudidayo....otherwise its all about your fav kwaito list...(i had to say it in venec for the extremely and earth shatteringly dazed and confused nonny...and the only way to get someone out of that state is to speak to them in a language they understand...LOL..uyo'ysholo wenane nonyfied)

andi01
20 Feb 2008 03:08

@mai-denzel-washing, pls see ur PM i left you sungthing. howzit kodwa potsotso yaka oatseba king ne, oena wanshapa ding dong and nna aketsebe nnakaeketsang.Mai-denzel-washing tell me gore ketse jwang ka wena maan, eish.

sponono
20 Feb 2008 03:14

MAdenza....That waar was jy..song ended up being THE SONg I HATE more then ever...i actually thought its overated and repetitive...eish those days I used to be the onyl one sitting down...especially when he would go on about waar was jy thirteen times

sponono
20 Feb 2008 03:17

joy..angithi when you dance to that part..you supposed to use your hands on your sides like you're shoving the ngolovan..which is the mine trailer or that stuff they use in the mines...quite stupid really ..but thats kwaito for you

Condom
20 Feb 2008 03:19

Article updated. Hope the confusion is now cleared. But ke im sure that My message will stay with those u understood it.

Back to the real thing...

@Sponono - is Hazel the fittest one even ebusweni...LOL?

andi01
20 Feb 2008 03:25

Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back.
this looks like a blog for meee, so everybody just keep blogging, coz we need a little controversy, and it feels so lonely with out ya'll,
in my worst eminem voice

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 03:27

My top 5

1. TKZEE - Shibobo
2. Senyaka - O maponapona satan
3. That DJ guy who senyaka sang for - Sweetie my luvie ndakopenga.
4 Bongo Maffin - Thathi Sdudla
5 Dont know who...but song is Condom...condom...something like that.

myname
20 Feb 2008 03:27

Hey Condom & Hi guys. I remember my older brother he used to listen to Mawillies & we stil have his cassettes ekhaya.............. where is he anyway, is he stil alive?

Nonny
20 Feb 2008 03:30

"...(i had to say it in venec for the extremely and earth shatteringly dazed and confused nonny...and the only way to get someone out of that state is to speak to them in a language they understand...LOL..uyo'ysholo wenane nonyfied)".................hehehe.........@ Sponono, so ubucabanga ukuthi if u explained ngezo ngamula bengizolahleka more..........LOL........thanks ke kodwa I guess this is my que yokuthi angishaye ikona kule article ngoba kwaito has never been my thing ngihlala impela elokishini kodwa angihlangani nomculo ophinda phinda igama elodwa for seven minutes while indoda icula ibuzy ijuluka kepha umyalezo weculo lakhe ungaqondakali ukuthi uthini............LOL Thanks for the explanation though Sponza!!!

Condom
20 Feb 2008 03:34

Senyaka - O maponapona satan @TDC
Poo poo poo...tl tl tl tl....LOL!!!

Dont know who...but song is Condom...condom...something like that @TDC
WHAT???

Guess whos back? Back again? Condom’s back… Condom’s back …Condoms back.
this looks like a blog for meee, so everybody just keep blogging, coz we need a little controversy, and it feels so lonely with out ya'll,
in my worst eminem voice @Andi01
Yizo lezo Andi...

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 03:40

Poo poo poo...tl tl tl tl....LOL!!!>>> O phintse vele??? hi hi hi

Dont know who...but song is Condom...condom...something like that @TDC
WHAT???>Eish its a song dont know who do it.. sang by a guy ka voice e okareng ya Thebe.

Zee Babes!
20 Feb 2008 03:40

@ Condom - Article updated. Hope the confusion is now cleared. But ke im sure that My message will stay with those u understood it.

Was that difficult? Thanx for clarifying thou.

joy
20 Feb 2008 03:41

SPONONO, thnx 4 educating mna, ndi-busy ndicula into endingayaziyo (ikiriva, wheelbarrow?)hahaha soos indoda icula ibuzy ijuluka lol@nonny

andi01
20 Feb 2008 03:45

yho kwaito lovers, guess from which song the line below was taken from, (damn i love dis article)

Dit is lekker soos n fis en chips, to the north, to the south, west and east, south africa (heita da) (south africaheita da), ihihi, she is makin me nervous

sponono
20 Feb 2008 03:46

Nonny...akhona amanye ekwaito ane-khono nomyalezo.....otherwise.it was the melody and the rythmm and those days we needed . anythin to dance and forget about poltics..ingakho sazidlala oMdu..bethi..sangen sangena..hundred time

condom..I donno the name of the face-fit one..but i remeber her LOL
u-Hazel was the one who supposedly choreographed them..her head was smaller than the one you're talkin about ..LOL

myname
20 Feb 2008 03:48

Mdu: Mama kaNomsa. And Sis Mabree - Midodo dodo do dola dothi LOL & Nomakanjani whee dali wam ngekhe ndikushiye sofa silahlane ......................im stil thinking ezinye maan Condom yhazi im getting old he he he

NTWANA
20 Feb 2008 03:49

Senyaka - uzonda ma gents
Brenda Fassie - wazini ngama gents
Arthur - don't call me a kaffer
Chiskop - uyaclaimer
Boom Shaka - Gcwala
MaWillies - intwenjani

azHOT
20 Feb 2008 03:51

@sponono=wasn't u Hazel the bald one??? ngangingayithandi i Abashante but i vaguely remember her

Nonz...go to your GB stat

sponono
20 Feb 2008 03:51

joy...most of the kwaito songs one could neva understand WTF its all about..
like
what was mawillies all about when he'd sing..Mawumoshi'skhathi svele sivaye sithi nca nca nca x33...OR yintwenjani le...X40

and so many others...Mdu was the worse of them all with his lyrics

sponono
20 Feb 2008 03:54

NTWANA....I HATEd tha klaimmer song but it ws everywhere

ANDI01...OF COURSE ITS TKZEE...HI HI HI HI HI..ROTFLOL....Umsangano of them all

Nonny
20 Feb 2008 03:54

LOL at Sponono, reminding me of Mdu saying sangena sangena a 1000 times...........I think it went...........gibela phez'kwendlu ubatshele omazola sika dah..........how pathetic hey?...........LOL, kodwa wayehlisile those days!!!...........

Condom
20 Feb 2008 04:00

I guess this is my que yokuthi angishaye ikona kule article ngoba kwaito has never been my thing ngihlala impela elokishini kodwa angihlangani nomculo ophinda phinda igama elodwa for seven minutes while indoda icula ibuzy ijuluka kepha umyalezo weculo lakhe ungaqondakali ukuthi uthini............LOL @Nonny

Nonny so there's not even one number that u like even uMzekezeke...Sishayi'guqa ngamadolo? ....LOL.

ZeeBabes - glad u're back..

andi01
20 Feb 2008 04:03

ukhala nga something, kodwa isgubhu is pumping, siphethi sipho sabantwana, kulukhuni ukuba yindoda X2
Woza, mandoza one windo, ahambe namaboza, athi woza, sphiwo, goloza, ngobu ya goloza.

what the *bleep!* is that, Mr nkalakatha

Honeypot
20 Feb 2008 04:04

Shhuuu what a roll down memory lane,so here is my list. Please Note I am a very big Senyaka Fan,

1. Senyaka -Chesa Mpama
2. Senyaka&Kamazu- Ama Fong Kong
3. Senyaka-why uzonda Amagents
4. Senyaka- Romeo Wang kolota
5. tkzee-fiasco
6. Msawawa- Wawu ngakanani
7. Mshoza-Kortez
8.BOP-Traffic Cop
9 Mandoza-uzoyithola kanjani uhlel' ecorneni
10. Phuzekhemisi Nokhethani( I just had add this 1 since it was a national anthem during it's hey days, ) Nonny ngikukhonzela ngayo le ngiyethemba uzoyithanda !!!

Condom
20 Feb 2008 04:05

yho kwaito lovers, guess from which song the line below was taken from, (damn i love dis article)

Dit is lekker soos n fis en chips, to the north, to the south, west and east, south africa (heita da) (south africaheita da), ihihi, she is makin me nervous @Andi01

...One for TKZee, halakasha, one for Bafana halakasha...one for Madiba!!! OOh aahh!!! (Eish....now My blood is pumping..)

Hey Maan!!! (In BadBoyT's voice) ....those were them days...I tell u!!

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 04:08

He bare Tshepo Bothata keng...ga o tsamaya ka le***..au sidlu busha bethu. Ah Stivovo o hamba no Tshepo...Umama wame unzaleleni..? Khona lomjaivo..umama wame unzaleleni....khona lobu f****e Jabu...!! >>>> Now those who sang this needed lots of you Condom and your colleques. I hear there is another one out too.

Condom
20 Feb 2008 04:11

LOL @Sponono at x300 times...hihihi...

Honeypot....Kwa Kwa Kwa...

Andi01 - CLASSIC!!!

joy
20 Feb 2008 04:12

is Hazel the fittest one even ebusweni..hahaha, umntu uyaphoxwa!
Dit is lekker soos n fis en chips only a cape flats mens can come up with those lyrics!
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo
tsiki tsiki yo

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:19

LOL@ Woza, mandoza one windo, ahambe namaboza, athi woza, sphiwo, goloza, ngobu ya goloza.

I still dont understand how white people liked this Nkalakatha song...its like they said..."oh well we might as well like some kwaito song so that they'll know we've evolved and transformed....." and then they wanted the damn song at every corporate/xmas party...haayi mina I felt like ba'slanda ngohlelo"..and I dont even think its mandoza's best..

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:21

LOL @ tsiki tsiki yo
yiza man hola man yiza man X4400...eish Mdu bathong whateva happened to him....house music is a bitch I tell you

andi01
20 Feb 2008 04:22

@Condom, u mean

One for TKZee, halakasha, one for Babalwa (in my best David kau voice) halakasha...one for Madiba!!! OOh aahh!!! (Eish....now My blood is pumping..)

yes yes yes yes yes, msawawa loo haha, 2001, yes phethi rhalafu, yes sivula mathuna, sivusa abangasekho haha. ngishilo ngathi angihambi ngedwa ngiphethi skhokhe'sncane, haha. bowngakanani, masesidlalezase mdubane, sishayama get down, ngikukhumbuze esofia town,
THIS would wake me up in the middle of the night just to do the pantsula dance, that i still master,
Condom: eish sani article yahao, ingshaya 10 000, (ps :ill use those words in my first kwaito album release, repeat it 20 times, and I just made a hit).

andi01
20 Feb 2008 04:24

still dont understand how white people liked this Nkalakatha song, @ sponono they were just looking out for Gabi le roux, making sure his pockets are full, anyways artist only get 5% of their sales, so i heard, dont quote on this one otherwise chisa mpama (in my best senyaka voice)

azHOT
20 Feb 2008 04:30

trust TVSA bloggers to scrutinize and analyse alles!!! Qspopo and andi01: i rest my case!!!

myname
20 Feb 2008 04:33

mawuthwele isqgoko wena uyangihlanyisa ...............oKortex (dont know whether wayexela ipads/panty liners nha) by Mamncinci Mshoza

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:35

azHot..siyazbuzela nje...(sikhathele besenzi'zlima LOL)

andi01....can you sing..."hlabalingen hlabalingene".X200.pliz by Mshoza

I wonder if she can still sing it for her new babish boo...LOL

Nonny
20 Feb 2008 04:35

"10. Phuzekhemisi Nokhethani( I just had add this 1 since it was a national anthem during it's hey days, ) Nonny ngikukhonzela ngayo le ngiyethemba uzoyithanda !!!"...........Thanks Honeypot, it's the thought that count, and I like Phuzekemisi and that is uMaskandi hhayi iKwaito!!!

"Nonny so there's not even one number that u like even uMzekezeke...Sishayi'guqa ngamadolo? ....LOL."
OK OK............I will name one, but ke it's not Mzekezeke..........it's those guys that had that song with explicit lyrics, I don't know their name ofcousre, ngoba as I said ikwaito akuyona into yami. Neway, the title of the song is: "Sister Betina"..........damn the instrumentals are so good on that song that I even overlooked that some of the things they say were out of line, the lyrics were so hectic they had to change the song for a radio version to have it played...........I can't speak Sotho, but I made sure I understand what those guys were saying............LOL.........it's amazing the things that inspire us to learn other languages..........LOL

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:37

Abuti yo wansuna wansuna kamunati...that song was a banger...by andile..former Carlese khumbulekhaya

Condom
20 Feb 2008 04:38

" Ubekade engayaz'u kuthi ishaywa ngebhesi ngesgubhu...Ohh thathi's sgubhu usifake zozweni ufakamaspecs uzowuzwa ubumnando bulapho..."

@Condom, u mean

One for TKZee, halakasha, one for Babalwa (in my best David kau voice) halakasha...one for Madiba!!! OOh aahh!!! (Eish....now My blood is pumping..) @Andi01 - U're on ur own...hihihi..

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:40

Nonny...(i know you know this..but I'll remind you..notheless..cause I dont want these guys to take the credit)...angithi thats from -my favourite artist..Aaliya's try again....

Condom
20 Feb 2008 04:43

I am finished by all of ya...u guys made my day!!!

Hayi I cant stop LMAOing...Hayi My name....it said Kortez....shoo!!!

andi01
20 Feb 2008 04:45

@ Sponono, one of my favourites, wazi njani pho

(hlabalingen hlabalingene,x3 ujaive)X2
yile sgubhesishisayo senzamathanga hlangane
yile sgubhesishisayo senza mathamba phithane, awu lihlabe lingene mpintsham, awu hlabalingene.

hay umzambiya nalamazinyo wakhe ngathi zitabletts ze diaetes, (yazi in 98 we weer both 14 yrs old, now i am 24 and he is 18yrs old
yekanti melesenzeni makumele sakheke,X2, usabatha ubhayidlala umakhi umdlelu mona, yhe, usabata ubhayidlala umakhi umdlelumona, usabata uyashata umakhi umdlelumfazi.

whos sabata and who is makhi, by the way,

myname
20 Feb 2008 04:46

ixoxo nexoxo liyazigxumela wena funa gxunyelwa ngubani?, Andithi nebhubezi liyaziphandela wenu funa ukuphandelwa ngubani?..............................dont know who sang this song but i remember this lyrics

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:51

WTF was that sgubhu and specs story kahle kahle...I wish I could ask Thandiswa what were they thinking...though i liked the song

andi01
20 Feb 2008 04:51

Still on Mzambiya aka skhokho esncane

uyabona la emhlabeni mfana kithi, meluyfelinto yakho
ngoba manje noba sewhlupheka, meluythole into ozoypheka.

gqola magenser, groler, uyababoner kaufeler ongwaner (where r they hiding Alaska)

myname
20 Feb 2008 04:51

Okey Condom i thought uthi Kortex ........ who can 4get uMapaputsi Izinja hawu hawu (honestly i never caugh those lyrics bcoz i was singing mine)

myname
20 Feb 2008 04:52

Okey Condom i thought uthi Kortex ........ who can 4get uMapaputsi Izinja hawu hawu (honestly i never caught those lyrics bcoz i was singing mine)

joy
20 Feb 2008 04:52

usisi mawugqoki sgqoko, y ebekhala kangaka ku selimathunzi, gdbye freedom
tsiki tsiki yo, awtshu kuphi mbizo namhlanje, yiza man, jola man HAHAHAHHA

he maari, he maari sidlu busha bethu, he maari sidlu busha bethu, hayi he maari he maari
khono ozolahla in the meantime he maari he maari

ngingqi, gongqo hawu ngingqi, gongqo
ngingqi, gongqo
we ntombazan kwenze njani?
ngingqi, gongqo
sow gingqwa bafanyana

LOL!

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:53

myname..kufana noMandoza nje lokho...but angina-sho

joy
20 Feb 2008 04:55

sponono
20 Feb 2008 04:57

Andi01...I love alaska's accuse

(in my broken Sotho)

che mchuchisi.
.ksina kiyetsa jena
kibona batsibang
aksina aksina...X500

accuse number one uyascindeela
accuse number 2 uyasbulalisa.. X500

myname
20 Feb 2008 04:58

sorry about that...................still at old days there was a jive called iskere, who came with that jive & i bet it was the King of Copycat Arthur

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 05:02

One for TKZee, halakasha, one for Babalwa (in my best David kau voice) halakasha...one for Madiba!!! OOh aahh!!! (Eish....now My blood is pumping..) >>> ahahahahaha tl tl tl tl tl Gaad bless you child...

sponono
20 Feb 2008 05:02

Joy...I love that 50/50 song...yeah that it.....beta than nkalakatha

and I still remember
Sharon Dee...Local is Lekker...hey Dj can you play that song me....
.and that other one Sonke siyaphila
whateva happened to her....vele vele where are these kwaito people

belz
20 Feb 2008 05:03

kwakwakwa, tsiki tsiki yho, LOL, this blog is hilarious!

can you sing..."hlabalingen hlabalingene".X200.pliz by Mshoza > CTFU!!! Oh nkos' yami now that i think of it these kwaito stars badlala ngathi straight, hlabalingene by a thousand times and there is cd. LOL nice one Midnight.

belz
20 Feb 2008 05:05

ROFL @ Joy!!!! i've neva had anything as stupid as that song. hahahahhahahaha, oh Gaad, so Joy how do you know these lyrics.

Jordan
20 Feb 2008 05:06

Angikhohlwa Langiphuma Khona/ s’khathi sewash (something like that) – Mandoza
It’s alright – Magesh ft Mandoza and Kabelo
Zola – Mzambiya
why you for me – mashamplani
Daai ding – Authur
Gagu/thula mabota/ yintwenjani – mawillies
Ungawakum/ number number huu quite a lot actually – Thebe
Thobela – Boom Shaka
Mgezeni mtanam – brown dash
O kae molao – BOP

andi01
20 Feb 2008 05:06

@ myname :Izinja by Mapaputsi, can I send you invoice for that

Habo bani abakhululi zinja la, hawu hawu, ayeye bazozwa X10
Lasiphuma khona, yhe sphume zola emabhodini
Kwamshayazafe wonkumuntu yazi
Nabelungu bathi beat them to death
Aw brada & sisters, anisaboni living kulamalanga ilikhuni yazi
Aksafani nakudaaaala umuntu angene house to house acele happy (happy)
Izintliziyo zibhlungu abantu absafunukuzwa niks
Makungena thina kushaya matye kuvuthumlilo
Ngoba vele bayzi, we the only ones.

belz
20 Feb 2008 05:09

and that Mzambiya song, Ngikuthanda njenge .......(what what) kodwa ngeke ngifake izinyo ngoba mina nawe sizazophulana inhliziyo, i think he sang it with that boy called Percy, the dreadloced guy, i loved it.

Kim Possible
20 Feb 2008 05:11

LOL @ Joy - I dig that GINGQI GONGQO song

who can forget Bula Booti abuti bula booti By Thebe

Move to the left
to the right
to the left
to the right
to the left
dont stop BOOM!!!!!!

wake washo no TATA "ANDIZIFUNI EZI BOOM SHAKA' - LOL

awelani
20 Feb 2008 05:12

Everybody say hey local is lekker
everybody say he-y local is lekker,
hey DJ can u play that song 4 me
say, hey DJ can u play that song 4 me.

where is sharon D by the way??

myname@ mawuthwele isqgoko wena uyangihlanyisa ...............oKortex (dont know whether wayexela ipads/panty liners nha) by Mamncinci Mshoza...lol, i thot she sed kortez.

the TKZ & Benni song was i anthem were i used to stay, u will hear the song from morning till late @ nyt, and when u go to scholl hiyo futhi e teksini, i grew up in coloured area, so u can just imagine how most them felt about the song.

andi01
20 Feb 2008 05:14

Stitch (sounding like he is in a coffin)
This is time for us to show u how 2 dance kwasa kwas, (yes, yes)
I say all de people must be ready for dis one (yes, yes)
I say are you ready for this one (yeeeee)
Queen
I was just thinking about the dance trends
In our beautiful lande, ngizwa abanye bathi
Bona bashayi kwasa mina ngithi ngishayi twalatza
Nestum (is she sisters with Busi Dlomo)
Iyakhali kwasa, ahaX 2 (queny, zombo, stich, Arthur)
Zombo (may his soul RIP)
U can do bafana, u can do twalatza but right now I’m doing kwasa
Arthur
Breath in breath out, watch dem girls getting ready, dem doin kwasa kwas dance, up & down side by side, back and front it’s the dance.

I was once number 1 fan

awelani
20 Feb 2008 05:18

who can 4get mawillie's :Bumba iwile i basikile (sp).

andi01
20 Feb 2008 05:20

@Belz Ngikuthanda njenge .......(what what) kodwa ngeke ngifake izinyo ngoba mina nawe sizazophulana inhliziyo

let I help u
Ngikuthanda njenge kwaito kodwa ngeke ngifake izinyo ngoba mina nawe sizazophulana inhliziyo.
sesoxabana sixolelane, siphinde sihlukane sihlangane, ngobuthando lwethu lushisa njengomlilo.

like I told u b4 let me tell u once more
mntana ngigcwele ngawe to de core
so sit back relax ndikutshele lescamto
abadala bathi ubuhle busenhliziyweni
kodwa mina mntwana ngikuthanda ebusweni
ungakhohlwa konke okuzwa emsakazweni
thina sobabili sizohlala emthandazweni

Honeypot
20 Feb 2008 05:21

Eish Nonny kanti unjani, I mentioned that Maskandi song ngoba u said Ikwaito is not your thing. Anywho kodwa is in it amazing how kwaito has evolved nje, Now it has lyrics (though repetitive) and a chorus, A lot of guys think that singing about their backgrounds will sell records, Like Sash ( Umsash man wahlulwa yiskole) or even u Bricks( Mina ngikhulele emapheleni) Ha kodwa sihleleleni singenzi imali yeh!!!

awelani
20 Feb 2008 05:23

Andi01, u know ur lyrics neh, did u use to write them in book , u know like in high school?

andi01
20 Feb 2008 05:25

i l be back

belz
20 Feb 2008 05:27

andi01, you are HOTT like that, uzazi kanjani ezi lyrics, thanks wethu, ndisayithanda yazi this song.

sponono
20 Feb 2008 05:28

Jordan Daai ding – Authurthats where I loved hazel.from abashante ..singging

awuyeyeeeeeni phanci ngodlame !!!
awuyeyeeeeeeni phansi ngodlame..!!!
daai deng maspirit man ...shu!! Authur used to be happening ...ngiyaktshela...

(i remember when i was a college and used to chilex with chommies and we'd produce a kwaito song right there and we used to choose anything in front of us....like ikani lotshwala.
.and I used to be the kwaito guy and some of the female chommies will back me just like queen and I'd go
"ekse magents ikani ikani kanjani ikan".with the backing female vocals..going
"haayibo ikani haayi-bo" ..X100 and we used to have a blast..so much we wanted to record such nonsense. LOL those days

awelani
20 Feb 2008 05:31

lol @ spopo.

sponono
20 Feb 2008 05:33

andi01......tell me did you write these lyrics like in high school ngoba you sure know them or you've got a good memory...

joy
20 Feb 2008 05:35

2weeks ago we visited the winelands, and we had to do presentations the same day, if u were smart then u know wat u dnt hav 2do
my presentation was first, so i could do some tasting guilt and worry free
the last 2do presentation, also had some wine and by the time she had 2 present, besesicula...........
...........
...........
...........
......... MINA BENGDZAKIWE

belz, i have a degree in SA music, my new career wil b writing and producing kwaito songs, GET RICH QUICK PRODUCTIONS!

belz
20 Feb 2008 05:38

ekse magents ikani ikani kanjani ikan".with the backing female vocals..going
"haayibo ikani haayi-bo" ROFL. im jsut trying to imagine this, too funny!!! and you guys thot you were IT back then i guess.

joy
20 Feb 2008 05:38

ekse magents ikani ikani kanjani ikan".with the backing female vocals..going
"haayibo ikani haayi-bo" ..X100 and we used to have a blast..so much we wanted to record such nonsense. LOL those days

y dnt u? u could b stinkin rich ngoku, he maari!?

monchooza
20 Feb 2008 05:46

a song i use to duduza myself with is "sisokola sonke by Thebe lenyora"

Condom
20 Feb 2008 05:50

LMAO....Andi01 now I know why u like this Blog. Do u still own the cassetes? LOL..

Teej
20 Feb 2008 05:57

@Nonny....LOL.Ow!!!!!! come on,loosen up.Why nihlale nifuna imessage.These guys were justtrying to make an honest living the best way they could.

But this is really nasty you guys - sangena sangena a 1000 times...........I think it went...........gibela phez'kwendlu ubatshele omazola sika dah..........how pathetic hey?...........LOL,I actually enjoyed this song.Thanks CD for this post,think I will go and dig up my brother's collection.

myname
20 Feb 2008 05:57

dont start ngo Music Book LOL @Andy01 hayi sana u know ur thing

azHOT
20 Feb 2008 06:06

uzoythola kanjan' uhlel ekhoneni????????

awelani
20 Feb 2008 06:07

Theo:
I'm tired, of people alway asking me
what's going, what's happening,
they want to C what's in my hat
$^&&*(*&^%$$$%%%%
^^%&*(*)(_)()_(*&^%^^&^

lebza:
Mmm, it's about time
u listen to boom shaka,
its about tym
u listen to booom,
shaka boom, shaka boom shaka boom shaka x 2
shaka boom, shaka boom, shaka boom boom,boom
boom boom boom

thembi:
Oh yeah, it's tym 4 boom shaka
&^&^*&()(*()*)(*)(&&*
*&^&*&^%^%^%$^%
*&^*&^&^%^%7,

junior:
&*^*&%^5
*&^*^&%&^%&^%
*(&*&^&*^&%&%^&

myname
20 Feb 2008 06:10

ntovo ntovo or ntofo ntofo by Pitch Black Afro

awelani
20 Feb 2008 06:10

AzHot: uzoythola kanjan' uhlel ekhoneni???????? my exboyfrend loved this song, he didnt even know the lyrics, yena he sang his own lyrics, it was very funny.

awelani
20 Feb 2008 06:13

si shayi guca (sp) nga madolo (brown dash & mzakes mas)

andi01
20 Feb 2008 06:25

joy
20 Feb 2008 06:31

Baas, ekse neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baas, dnt call me kaffir
Baas, ek se neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baas dnt call me kaffir
angiveli kwasatane man, angi......................................................................

Irvin khoza, ek se neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

J-Girl
20 Feb 2008 06:31

ubuphi nyani cd when zombie needed yu the most soufika ngosreminder ngomakudaleni?
these songs are taking me baaack maan,
those days when you left the house you were sure to have a good time with your pepe jeans, 4x4shooz and a bodysuit...eish...dont 4get to tong your hair...jah nhe.. .imini zak'dala jong!!!!

andi01
20 Feb 2008 06:35

Its not like I have a music book, but i honestly am a great fan of kwaito music and all my friends no that. At one stage I was nicknamed Umzambiya coz I knew most of his songs and about 50% of his dance routes, but I outgrew that stage but the memory leaves on man.

myname
20 Feb 2008 06:39

Dont u miss Zola 7 Halala mdlwembe another one Getto scandalous X2 yelova

andi01
20 Feb 2008 06:41

Haybo how can I forget, lemino lamunaka

(Roba letheka, Roba letheka) x2, Roba Robs
Dlala nge what, umzimba wakho
Yhee masister, asboni tounge ring,
jayva sikjongile, sikutshekile, reoshebile

Ebumnandi ku uzongthola khona
langhlala khona, abantwana bayakhala
bathi we shebeleza awsthsele sokuthola kuphi
ngithi ebumnandi baby

Mnike, mnike , mnike
I say give it to him, khamnike (eish mara Arthur warocka, guys)

andi01
20 Feb 2008 06:46

Once upon a time a man wrote this song
Unati: uyandicaphukisa
Zola: I said I am sorry
Unati: Zola ubuphi izolo
Zola: bendiserhontshini
Unati:ngubani Unoxolo
Zola: she is just a friend akuna adress akuna bellas

4 years later, 2 kids, different mothers, go figure, I still luv u skhoko regardless

Condom
20 Feb 2008 06:46

@ Jgirl - On the Pepe jeans note...dont forget Doctor Martins...LOL!!!

Condom
20 Feb 2008 06:54

4 years later, 2 kids, different mothers, go figure, I still luv u skhoko regardless @Andi01 - Kwa Kwa Kwa!!!
Nice number right there...

U reminded me of Unathi's song: "...we bhuti...ngicel'ungandixheshi...ungandixheshi....
Indoda engi...(something..) iyakhawleza ma...ukushiya...ukushiya..."

Ohhh Man...I'm feeling thi Blog too!!!

Teej
20 Feb 2008 07:18

@Joy
ngingqi, gongqo hawu ngingqi, gongqo
ngingqi, gongqo
we ntombazan kwenze njani?
ngingqi, gongqo
sow gingqwa bafanyana

Hey Hey this song has a message(I think),I like the part ethi;
Usufunani kwaMerchant.
Gingqi Gongqo
Usushayi'skoon after skoon
Gingqi Gongqo
Awusawarocki namaICE
Gingqi Gongqo
@Andi01 - GOD BLESS YOU SENSE OF HUMOUR,Ungibusisile today,just made my day.

MADENZA
20 Feb 2008 07:24

4 years later, 2 kids, different mothers, go figure, I still luv u skhoko regardless>> you damn right that song rocked infact all of his songs,
lwandle
stars
umdlwembe
ghetto scandolous

joy
20 Feb 2008 07:29

ewe, nam i agree completely, zine message! yena uthi ubhala songs from experience, so the girl was cheating...
ndithanda when he says ufun'uthando (im making this up, andiyazi ithini) nom'istress? love beezori ne moves zakhe, even tho i dnt know what he singin abt.

siya swima
siya swima
siya swima
siya swima
siya swima
siya swima

sika lekheke!

mzantsi 4sho

Toodecent
20 Feb 2008 07:29

Andi o mo fomong vandag...! Am gonna call Vuyo Mere to stop by and ashaye ezi3 uyabona?

Tynt!
20 Feb 2008 07:42

Oh GYZ , HAVNT HEARD : BAMBATHA NAMHLANJHE {WHAT EVA ITS CALLED ,FROM ZOLA, IT REMINDS ME OF A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT}

MADENZA
20 Feb 2008 07:46

Spykos yena was worse Haaaa!!!

faraimagic
20 Feb 2008 07:48

@and01...... LMAO!

monchooza
20 Feb 2008 07:53

in times like these i remember our very own kwaito artist laku TVSA...MARARA

Tynt!
20 Feb 2008 07:58

@and01 At one stage I was nicknamed Umzambiya coz I knew most of his songs and about 50% of his dance routes....

EM IMAGINING THOUZE MOVES, HE HE HE!

THANK GOD U OUTGREW, I MEAN JAH NEH!

mabhebheza
20 Feb 2008 08:09

Sika ba bona kadi cellular..(ah sokoloko)
Sika ba bona kadi Bemma( sokokolokolo)
Risokola Rohle...

Uh u u uh uh babang baphila kadikoloto( Lebo's soprano)

Andi101...uyangi jova more!

belz
20 Feb 2008 08:11

Condom my friend, i know this is not a kwaito song but it came to my mind, i dont know what music you call Dan Tshanda's msuic kodwa zinemessage zona like this one'

I almost lost a friend becoz of you
I almost lost a friend because of yuhuuuuhuuuuuu
But one thing for sure he's a friend of mine♫

Ok maybe this verse doesnt make that much sense kodwa isplash sona sinemessage.

joy
20 Feb 2008 08:29

ey belz, what do they call lamculo nyhanki ke b4 kwaito ifike? abo dan tshanda wakho, nesplash? Bring back oo Patricia majalisa, chimora,mahn! i hear she still rocking the stadiums ebotswana

andi01
20 Feb 2008 08:32

and Brown Dash remix.

awusukelizo sisikizonka, soju mbengo, sidle tsotsi, aw puff and pass, imnandi ngeyndlele ningi lento.

BUT seriousl mzolisto, omojero rocks (look at these line)

Young black and gifted zigcwele maseleni
day after day siyobalahlemathuneni, (isnt this true)

belz
20 Feb 2008 08:35

Bring back oo Patricia majalisa, chimora,mahn! i hear she still rocking the stadiums ebotswana> LOL Joy, do you really want them back. Andi01 uyiskhokho fo shizi!! i think you need to consider music part time or kanjani andi.

andi01
20 Feb 2008 08:40

wazini ngama gents, uthi mina ngizonda magents, in my best brenda fassie voice, u guys know moss gore ki rakgadi waka.

joy
20 Feb 2008 08:42

ja they can make a BIG comeback anytime, with the help of a stylist, sizobe sicula Ayatshisa mateki, this is not my size (y did u buy if NOT ur size ke? eish) with my old neighbour u mercy phakela, she lived eback kwasekhaya

andi01
20 Feb 2008 08:46

Yep like Grace ne belz, music production and management.

suzzy82
20 Feb 2008 09:17

Thembi Seete:Sho ntombazana (nge yizo -yizo )
Zola :mdlwembe
@Andi01:LOL....LOL...hi hi hi hay umzambiya nalamazinyo wakhe ngathi zitabletts ze diaetes,usile maan wena he he he

Pebbles
21 Feb 2008 02:59

1 song that comes pops out of my mind when i think about ol time kwaito songs DOC SHEBELEZA SONG-ebumnandini kula uzongithola khona oh that song sasiziphula for yona hihihi

Pooky
21 Feb 2008 07:53

dont know if i can put these two songs on the kwai category:
Spokes H......hambu ye lwandle...uyukhup' ibadi maan...hambu ye lwandle uyokhup'iskwhakhala.....or something

Phuzukhemisi....awu njalo njena khon'imbizo X2...................ungaboni spila kulomhlaba..siywukhokhela..... X2............love those two songs