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GUESS WHO?

Written by Vutmi from the blog things and stuff like that on 14 Mar 2008
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Its friday lets have a little bit of fun people. 

i know this is Tynt!'a territory, but she's not delivering. so i took matters on my own hands...

You put up a quote from a movie, series, soapy, or song lyrics or book...bloggers must guess where it is from. okay?




343 Comments

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:20

'Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want'
 

who said that? hint: its a song

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:25

Nice one Vutmi, now I have to ditch that idea that I just PMed u about (abt Murphy's Law......shhhh some other time), but it's for a good reason.......sorry though I can't guess this, but it is a song I thing........

joy
14 Mar 2008 04:26

R Kelly!! Ignition

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:26

Got it - is it not R.Kelly - Sex in the Kitchen???

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:27

Answer Vutmi, so we can move to the next guess????

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:27

Malome max ke mo kentse botlolong... who was it?

mabhebheza
14 Mar 2008 04:28

@Vutmi..its Manto Tshabala Msimang new release song ...
Cuttingt\ Tomatoes and Fruits and Vegetables and potatoes...
while u at it add Garlic and betroot 2the lyrics

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:29

It is R Kelly - Sex in the Kitchen

@MADENZA...i have no idea what it is, but its funny...LOL

pushi
14 Mar 2008 04:29

Lol @ Madenza

Isn't it Max's nephew?

joy
14 Mar 2008 04:30

Malome max ke mo kentse botlolong. SENYAKA

Bhebhez u 4got BEETROOT!! and she'll hav a glass of whiskey esandleni

joy
14 Mar 2008 04:31

Bhebhez u 4got and she'll hav a glass of whiskey esandleni

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:32

mabhebheza bathong, if Manto decides to become a musician which i hope she doesnt, you must definatly do the lyrics plus you will be having a good with the Brandy and stuff.

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:33

"@Vutmi..its Manto Tshabala Msimang new release song ...
Cuttingt\ Tomatoes and Fruits and Vegetables and potatoes...
while u at it add Garlic and betroot 2the lyrics"............
LOL Mabhebheza uyabheda wena.........ROTFLMAO.......

"It is R Kelly - Sex in the Kitchen".....................Yah man Vutmi, I've got good memory........now who's next with the guessing game??

joy
14 Mar 2008 04:37

Malome max ke mo kentse botlolong. MADENZA, its SENYAKA neh??? wat da ansa?

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 04:37

Oh another damn friday with brain stimulation safa nkosi yam! Mabhebheza cha uzoboshwa ngu Gog'uMacherrana.

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 04:38

Sfiso ng'lale- who said these words kweyiphi in which series?

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:40

Sfiso ng'lale
@Y4K
i think its from Gazlam (Khetiwe or something)

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 04:41

khethiwe =gaz'lam?

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 04:41

@ Vutmi 100 % correct

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:41

I've got ties, and so do you
I just think this is the thing to do
It's gonna hurt me, I can't lie
Maybe you'll meet, you'll meet another guy
Understand me, won't you try, try, try, try, try, try, try

What is the song tittle and who sings it? 

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:42

it was matsatsela in one of the old stories, he really liked the line.

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 04:42

Things & stuff like that----- on Metro FM in the aftrnoon Sunday( Which Deejay)

mabhebheza
14 Mar 2008 04:43

Hoyi Hoyi bafwethu..*waving around*
Big dada baby who ader..monstika baby dont stopa international wont ..u

hint:a movie

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:43

Manhattans - Kiss and say goodbye.........
Hayi man Vutmi kahle tu, it is a friday afterall..........LOL

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:45

"Things & stuff like that" - Wilson B.Nkosi on Sundays Y4K???

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 04:45

she's my earth...she's my queen...i cn't live without her????

i wonder if someone will ever feel that way about me

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:46

@ Y4K - Or is it Eddy Zondi, I know it's one of the two guys who are fordging Barry White voices.........LOL

carino
14 Mar 2008 04:46

Big dada baby who ader..monstika baby dont stopa international wont ..u

Its that small nigerian boy.

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:48

guarantee that the will be tough time ahead
i guarantee that at one stage one of us will want out
but i guarantee that if i dont do it now i may regret it for the rest of my life.
something between this lines

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:48

Manhattans - Kiss and say goodbye.........@Nonny...how old are again?....LOL

'hayi, play nice'

who said that? hint: irritating radio dj(she)

joy
14 Mar 2008 04:48

@ Vutmi, lets just kiss and say gdbye

Bhebhez: Nigerian movie, ndimlibele ngoku ngubani gama lakhe!! mister smthng

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 04:49

@ Y4K its sounds and stuff like that and its Wilson B Nkosi

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:51

Big dada baby who ader..monstika baby dont stopa international wont ..u.  moa when shelaring that girl 10times his size, and he sadi Papa the size and heght of a woman does not matter in a relationship what matters is love, you could have seen him.

carino
14 Mar 2008 04:52

guarantee that there will be tough time ahead
i guarantee that at one stage one of us will want out
but i guarantee that if i dont do it now i may regret it for the rest of my life

somebody's boyfriend, for sure.

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:53

Mr Ibu

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:53

Big dada baby who ader..monstika baby dont stopa international wont ..u its eboo's kid!!

guarantee that the will be tough time ahead
i guarantee that at one stage one of us will want out
but i guarantee that if i dont do it now i may regret it for the rest of my life...
i've heard that before...i cant remember though

Preshiii
14 Mar 2008 04:54

"Thanda kabi" who said this?  Sbu or Mzekezeke...LOL!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 04:56

'the thing is code blah blah blah blah, im such a sensitive person blah blah blah, but you know blah blah blah blah blah'

who said that and where?

faraimagic
14 Mar 2008 04:58

Hey ....im realy pissed with some people here......they are triying to find out who i am?did you  realy had to call C.T for that yho some people love Gossip!!!!he he he he!dont wori i wont exposse you mara if you do it again....you will definitely get your name written in block letters!   give it up!

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 04:58

Mntanasekhaya, Oh bhuti wam,

who said that?

hint radio DJ

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 04:59

Forgive me buti.
Nomzana.

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 04:59

"I fell inlove with you the first time set my eyes on you
I even risked making a fool of myself
I fell inlove with you again when I smiled and you smiled back
I fell inlove with u when u listened to my strory
Again I fell inlove with u, when u bought into my story
I fell inlove with u, when u trusted me with ur life
I fell inlove with u when u said I'm u second chance, u remeber the day?
I love loving u 
I love loving u becasue inspite of all my weaknesses, inspite of all my failures, inspite of all my flaws, my faults, my short comings, inspite of all my mistakes, errors of judgement and all the bits of pieces that make me the incomplete person that I am I've been blessed, I've been blessed to have u in my life"

And guess who says the above????

Earth
14 Mar 2008 04:59

" I may have been broke many times in my life,but I have NEVER been poor.Poor is a state of mind"

who said this??hint its from a series....

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:01

the thing is code blah blah blah blah, im such a sensitive person blah blah blah, but you know blah blah blah blah blah'


did sm1 really say that with all dose bla bla bla??? hay angazi, is it a movie


Cngle mom: dj kc mhlobo wenene neh??

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 05:01

Hey ....im realy pissed with some people here......they are triying to find out who i am?did you realy had to call C.T for that yho some people love Gossip!!!!he he he he!dont wori i wont exposse you mara if you do it again....you will definitely get your name written in block letters! give it up! this ws said by prosper Mkwaiwa himself.

faraimagic
14 Mar 2008 05:02

Nonny     becareful with those people who say I ,I ,I,I LOL  was it you? hi hi hi!

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:02

"Forgive me bhuti." - @ Madenza - Khetiwe in generations, first started saying this to Tau, then it was Khaphela..........

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:03

Mntanasekhaya, Oh bhuti wam,...i think its that guy i forgot which station he's from but he's dressis a bit weird and a bit gayish.

@Nonny...is that a song? its beautiful
 

faraimagic
14 Mar 2008 05:04

Madenza bro....not you again! Prosper want to take law action on me now....LOL  who is He anyway?

LM
14 Mar 2008 05:05

ROTFLMBAO....You guys are hillarious!!!

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:05

Joy & Vutmi wrong, he's very straight. NOT KCI guys

Preshiii
14 Mar 2008 05:05

"we went to school with holes in our shoes"...
"we didn't have much, but the Lord saw us through....

In which song do you find these words???

faraimagic
14 Mar 2008 05:07

Guess who....

I coudnt help but notice that you were noticing me ,so i came here to tell you that i was noticing you too!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:07

no Joy, is from a reality series.

MADENZA i think that was said by faraimagic...

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:09

Preshiii: Shirley ceaser! dnt know song :(

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:09

@Preshi=Shirley ceazar(spelling)

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:09

@Cnglemother...is it Bad Boy T?

we went to school with holes in our shoes"...
"we didn't have much, but the Lord saw us through....
I'll have to guess and say SANKOMOTA

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:10

i remember mama

carino
14 Mar 2008 05:11

"we went to school with holes in our shoes"...
"we didn't have much, but the Lord saw us through....
 

Shirley Caesar... the Mama song

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:12

"Nonny...is that a song? its beautiful"
Vutmi
- It's not a song, it's sottof like a peom that Wilson B.Nkosi recited and it's so deep (but I doubt that he wrote it coz uyazithanda izinto zabantu), it's longer than that, I just didn't wanna bore the bloggers with the complete peice.........

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 05:12

@preshii-babyface in that 7 seas album?

carino
14 Mar 2008 05:12

"we went to school with holes in our shoes"...
"we didn't have much, but the Lord saw us through....
 

Shirley Caesar... the Mama song -

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:13

that's correct Vutmi - nguTomas (badboy T)

Suzzy82 - its Tupac Shakur?

Preshiii
14 Mar 2008 05:14

I'll have to guess and say SANKOMOTA

@ Vutmi...LOLOLOL! Uyahlanya wena vele....its NOT Sankomota...Shirley Caesar: I remember Mama...

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 05:14

she's my earth...she's my queen...i cn't live without her????  in what movie is this?

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:15

Guys, plz tell me the name of the priest who said this to a couple getting married as part of the advice about mariage life
:
"Indoda nomakoti, fanele behlezi behlangeni ngengezingqa, ngoba mekezahlukana izinggqa.........amasimba wodwake lawo"...........LOL,,,,,,,,,,I'm serious guys!!!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:15

'the thing is code blah blah blah blah, im such a sensitive person blah blah blah, but you know blah blah blah blah blah'

who said that and where?
 come peeps, this is easy..

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:17

Line: Guys pls stop acting like *caffers* (No offence pls)! Guess who??

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 05:18

I pray for u more than I pray for myself.....

*Hin hint*: its a romantic sad movie

jah V! u swi bhe kahle.....

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 05:18

guarantee that the will be tough time ahead
i guarantee that at one stage one of us will want out
but i guarantee that if i dont do it now i may regret it for the rest of my life...
this was said by Richard Gere, he wanted to propose in a movie. Pls guys if we dont get answers right just provide them.

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:19

@Cnglemother :Shirley ceaser

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:19

Suzzy82 - its Tupac Shakur?...LOL @Cnglemother...i think Suzzy82 was adding to her reply of Shirley Ceaser...i wanted to say Brenda Fassie before i realised.

"Indoda nomakoti, fanele behlezi behlangeni ngengezingqa, ngoba mekezahlukana izinggqa.........amasimba wodwake lawo"........... Nonny isnt that the Horny pastor who used to write for Sunday World?

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 05:20

Excuse my Zulu:
Ipelepele into zami,  who said this.

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:20

I pray for u more than I pray for myself.....@ Tynt - it's gotta be a Tyler Perry Production, Diary of a Mad Black Woman!!!!

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:20

Love, oh love, how sweet it is
When you steal love
Let me tell you how sweet it is

who said that

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:21

Indoda nomakoti, fanele behlezi behlangeni ngengezingqa, ngoba mekezahlukana izinggqa.........amasimba wodwake lawo"...........LOL,,,,,,,,,,I'm serious guys!!!

hahahahahha, No u cnt b serius!
Emzini wezinzwa!!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:21

this was said by Richard Gere, he wanted to propose in a movie. Pls guys if we dont get answers right just provide them....yeah man, it was The Runaway Bride neh? 

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:22

"Nonny isnt that the Horny pastor who used to write for Sunday World?"..........maybe Vutmi, I don't remember, I was just hoping that someone like maybe Cnglemother would provide clarity?????......LOL

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 05:22

diary of a mad black woman Tynt.................beautiful

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:23

Ipelepele into zami, MADENZA: its dat comedian guy u bongo (family bonds) yi-advert!!!

Nonny: Emzini wezinsizwa

myname
14 Mar 2008 05:23

im always late so let mi go & read ngizothola ukuthi kukhulunywa ngani apha

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:23

oh Nonny ngeke LOL!

Vutmi shut up! i am tupac fan ok LOL. what does Shirley Cesar sing? Gospel?

Zee Babes!
14 Mar 2008 05:24

Hello Y`oll...

Line: I dont understand why he had to rape her and kill us 

Hint: Its in the news currently.

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:24

"hahahahahha, No u cnt b serius!
Emzini wezinsizwa!!"

And Joy gal, yeah gal I'm serious, the priest said that at a wedding nogal, so that the bride and groom the importance of the spirit of togetherness in a marriage.........LOL

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:25

I meant - so that the bride and groom understand the importance of the spirit of togetherness in a marriage.

heavenly
14 Mar 2008 05:25

'the thing is code blah blah blah blah, im such a sensitive person blah blah blah, but you know blah blah blah blah blah' ....maureen BB

azHOT
14 Mar 2008 05:26

she's my earth...she's my queen...i cn't live without her???? 

best man-morris's character

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 05:27

@ joy= I can onli think of Mr Irvin Khoza

Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if i misbehave
Its jst that no 1 makes me feel this way

Its a song

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:28

Guys pls stop acting like *caffers* (No offence pls)! ...@joy is that from Girlfriends (Mya)?

'the thing is code blah blah blah blah, im such a sensitive person blah blah blah, but you know blah blah blah blah blah' 

Its maureen from big brother blah blah blah

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:28

@Cnglemother:Vutmi shut up! i am tupac fan ok LOL. what does Shirley Cesar sing? Gospel?,,,,LOL,,,,,LOL

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:29

Zee babes its the woman who had her child raped and killed by the neighbour recently, the story that was publicised by ETV and only the police responded to it after they saw it on the news, Evelyn something, very sad though i must say.

carino
14 Mar 2008 05:29

@Zee Babes I dont understand why he had to rape her and kill us 

That mother of the girl that was raped by her uncle

I dont understant... i dont understand...i dont understand. He was friendly... very friendly.

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:31

Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if i misbehave
Its jst that no 1 makes me feel this way 
@Tynt...
is that I am slave by brtney spears?

@Zee Babes...
i think is the anastacia saga.

mabhebheza
14 Mar 2008 05:32

Nonny its Pastor Kathida:


which series?
injah wa  injah who...( not buzums pls!!)

Saka.. saka.. saka.. yo inch ..!
Hint song!

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 05:32

@Tynt: Justine Timberlake Sexy back!!!

pushi
14 Mar 2008 05:33

All talent wants is to be used

Who said or rather says that 1?

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:34


Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if i misbehave
Its jst that no 1 makes me feel this way

Tynt Its just timberlake

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:34

"Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if i misbehave
Its jst that no 1 makes me feel this way"

It's Justine Timberlake - Sexyback right Zee??

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:35

NO nirongo nonke Vutmi its not mya, and tynt, asingu irvin khoza

its a comrdien presenting an award! lol

nonny ubuphi loomtshato?? which kerk? hahaha

GO HEAVENLY!!!! well done!
TYNT: its justin timberlake!

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 05:35

even a month is unbearable, a year..........I'd just die.........LOL,
Hint TVSA blogger.

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 05:36

A. On emerging as ......Winner. He said Am just like any of You.

Who said those words????

B. Sharing is Caring!

Who said this stupid thing????

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 05:36

I meant Justin!!

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:36

Nonny its Pastor Kathida:.........that's it Mabhebheza, dankie Buzum it is him!!!!


KeleFabulous
14 Mar 2008 05:37

this girl needs more than occasional kisses as a token of love from you...

ke mang? it's a song by the way

teev
14 Mar 2008 05:37

@ Preshii- I remember mama. Pastor Shriley Caesar.......hey Nonny who said those beautiful words wish I could hear them every da...........lol

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 05:38

Karyn White Kele?

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:38

radio DJ who cant pronounce own surname, one of those hardcore Xhosa surnames you only find eMthatha , highly respected clan in the Transkei, very rich and royal family of some sort. 

myname
14 Mar 2008 05:39

then who said Chomis dress bought from Truworths??????????? Just joking okey............... i cant think of anything ..............qashi qashi Who came with this beautiful TVSA 2008 word "Brown Nosing"?

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:39

Bhebhez: injah wa injah who..
hayi i dos know, it remind me of INJA 2 one, inja 2 all! Guess WHO??

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 05:39

Oh yes: Nonny en Azhot got it ryt...

Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if i misbehave
Its jst that no 1 makes me feel this way
Justin timberlake> sexy back ( I lurhv it)

V! I can do this the whole day, thats if tym allows

Zee Babes!
14 Mar 2008 05:40

@ C`nglemom and Carino = you got it rite

@ Carino - I dont understant... i dont understand...i dont understand. He was friendly... very friendly.

Bathong as for why did he have to kill us...as sad as it is....I laughed, kanti why do we like to slaughter other peopls language...mina nje angeke uGeorge eqgoma kanje, phela makathanda uGeorge  uvese abaleke .

@Vutmi - Anastacia no... the tag there would have been - I was out looking for a fix and when i came back my Anastacia was stashed in ceiling.  Damn dat man.

@Nonny - Mngani ngathi khona la obhale khona ama lyrics noma inkondlo- kanti are we not suppose to quote. LOL

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:41

ngubani uShirley Cesar, i did not get an answer?

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:42

A. On emerging as ......Winner. He said Am just like any of You.

Who said those words????....Richard Bezuicheater

B. Sharing is Caring!

Who said this stupid thing????...gogo Bertha

KeleFabulous
14 Mar 2008 05:43

yes Tox.

ok this is a line from one of the popular soapies, from about 10yrs back...can anyone guess who it is:

after dragging him from the lake and giving him mouth to mouth and fiercely pumping on his chest (to bring him back), she says:

Marcus! Marcus! please don't die! Marcus, i love you!

and it was the first time she had said those 3 magic words

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:44

@Cnglemother:Black coffe

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 05:45

All talent wants is to be used!!!  Bad Boy T

sanas
14 Mar 2008 05:46

Indoda nomakoti, fanele behlezi behlangeni ngengezingqa, ngoba mekezahlukana izinggqa.........amasimba wodwake lawo"...........LOL,,,,,,,,,,I'm serious guys!!!

Pastor KHATHIDE

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:46

@Joy =Mkhize emzini wezintsizwa

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 05:47

even a month is unbearable, a year..........I'd just die.........LOL,
Hint TVSA blogger.

Nonny/Mabhebheza

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:48

radio DJ who cant pronounce own surname, hehehe ngubani lowo?? dj kci???
Shirley Ceaser ucula igospel yes

answer:Line: Guys pls stop acting like *caffers* (No offence pls)! Guess who??

Loyiso Gola presenting Mzantsi awards

MADENZA
14 Mar 2008 05:48

even a month is unbearable, a year..........I'd just die.........LOL,
Hint TVSA blogger.

Nonny/Mabhebheza
, it is Nonny Toxic, the girl really loves her Totolozii,LOL.

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 05:49

@cnglmother & suzzy82-  just 4 interest sake, What is Black coffee 's surname?

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:49

Yes sanas, it was Pastor Khathide fo sho........

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 05:50

who said these words.........

every time a man is being nice to a woman, all he is doing is offering d**k, that’s all it is, that’s all it is…. Uh uh can I get that for you, ‘how about some d**k’….. LOL…..

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:51

Suzzy 82: 100 marks 4 u!!

KELE: days of our lives, carly to marcus angithi??

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:52

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. 
who said that...hint comedian...

Marcus! Marcus! please don't die! Marcus, i love you!...@Kele...is that SANTA BABRA(spel)?

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:53

@Cnglemother:A popular us pastor and a gospel singer who often shouts her music in order for her messages to be received

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 05:53

"even a month is unbearable, a year..........I'd just die.........LOL,
Hint TVSA blogger."

OK OK, Nonny did say this, and I ain't ashamed...........LOL.........and Tox, I'm gonna get u for this coz I don't remeber Vutmi saying we must shaya ama blogger quotes as well ..........LOL

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 05:53

A song:  One of these days maybe your magic wont affect me
And your kiss wont make me weak

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 05:53

@ suzzy82 No its not black coffe

hint ladies love him on a certain day of the week, sounds very cheese boy like (accent).

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:54

every time a man is being nice to a woman, all he is doing is offering d**k, that’s all it is, that’s all it is…. Uh uh can I get that for you, ‘how about some d**k’….. LOL…..

Eddie Murphy or sm black american comedian??

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 05:55

Vutma...thanks for getting them all right!


Be a Change you want to see in the world
A Quote from one of the respected leaders in the world.

Who is it???


Man are full of Ish!

One of our TVSA Blogger ....who is it???

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:55

@Cnglemother:Shirley ceaser is  a popular US pastor and a gospel singer who often shouts her music in order for her messages to be received

myname
14 Mar 2008 05:56

when u see him Show some respect

heavenly
14 Mar 2008 05:57

answer:Line: Guys pls stop acting like *caffers* (No offence pls)! Guess who??

Loyiso Gola presenting Mzantsi
awards@joy i missed that one, for real?....shuuu

joy
14 Mar 2008 05:58

Vutmi: David Kau

suzzy82
14 Mar 2008 05:58

@Y4K:DON'T KNOW ONLY KNOW THIS BLACK COFFE THING

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 05:58

A song: One of these days maybe your magic wont affect me
And your kiss wont make me weak.....
Its Rihana Hate how much i love u

mabhebheza
14 Mar 2008 05:59

@joy...manje u a r doing an injah reloaded,,injah 2 ha.haha a!!

Hint radio??
1,Manje sekuyisikhathi sokuhlanya ..hlanyani bafani..!
 Lona ke ubono wami..

Hint a song??
MBhoboze..awu Bhobozo!!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 05:59

@Sdakamiswa...isnt it Chris Rock?

Yes sanas, it was Pastor Khathide fo sho
@Nonny
you are a racist or whatever-ist...i said long ago that its the horny pastor who used to write for Sunday World and i didnt get an acknowledgement. why? i demand the answer now???? LOL

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:00

Kamakazi mawungayazi

heavenly
14 Mar 2008 06:01

can somebody get these M***F*** snakes out of this M***F*** plane.....a movie.

joy
14 Mar 2008 06:01

nokubonga:

Be a Change you want to see in the world

A Quote from one of the respected leaders in the world.
MAHATMA GANDHI

Ja heavenly, u missed out on a lot of umbhedo, the awards sucked!!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:01

Vutmi: David Kau...wrong joy...Chris Rock

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 06:02

"Be a Change you want to see in the world" - @ Nokubonga it gotta be Mahatma Gandhi..........

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 06:03

when u see him Show some respect... Tbo touch

Kele report to your PM

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:03

can somebody get these M***F*** snakes out of this M***F*** plane...Samuel L Jackson...Snakes on a plane(i think)

heavenly
14 Mar 2008 06:04

Lona ke ubono wami.. igama lakhe u JQ.

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 06:04

"Be a Change you want to see in the world" - @ Nokubonga - this gotta be Mahatma Gandhi???

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 06:04

am goin to lunch back at 3, want my answer pls about the DJ LOL! i cant b the only who thinks he pronounces his surname incorrectly ngeke!  

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 06:05

I did not have sexual relation with that Woman!

Who said that???


Yes WE can!

Whose favourite quote  is this

heavenly
14 Mar 2008 06:05

@vutmi..... correct

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:05

"Siyahlanya lesifebe, sifuna ayobhadle ejele nalomshini wakhe ngoba wona sesiwuzwile! Nathi siyawufuna nje" ...................

carino
14 Mar 2008 06:06

It's just Numbers! Its just fU***N Numbers!  

Its a movie.

mabhebheza
14 Mar 2008 06:06

Ha..? Toxic me and the totolizi dnt mix......*smiling shly*
Nonny sssshhhh no commment 4rm u or any other buzum...i can play innocent 4 a day
off topic..he ehe ehe ..sry Vutmi
I watched that Y did i get married movie izolo..all i can say it gets 10 points 4rm me..Good Movie
and by the way im not opening a can of worms by going off topic...

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:06

I did not have sexual relation with that Woman! ....Bill 'shagadelic' Clinton!

joy
14 Mar 2008 06:07

I did not have sexual relation with that Woman!

hahahah gd 1

Bill Clinton!

carino
14 Mar 2008 06:07

"Siyahlanya lesifebe, sifuna ayobhadle ejele nalomshini wakhe ngoba wona sesiwuzwile! Nathi siyawufuna nje"

Some woman during *the baby oil trial*.

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:07

can somebody get these M***F*** snakes out of this M***F*** plane~~~ Snakes in the plane (that is one of shittiest movies of all time)!!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:08

"Siyahlanya lesifebe, sifuna ayobhadle ejele nalomshini wakhe ngoba wona sesiwuzwile! Nathi siyawufuna nje" ...one of JZ's supporters?

Username
14 Mar 2008 06:08

As a Zulu man I cannot leave a woman hanging....................who am I

Hint: ngumeza kaNonny *if my memory serves me right*

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 06:10

Vutmi, Joy

Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker DVD

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 06:10

"Nonny u are racist or whatever-ist...i said long ago that its the horny pastor who used to write for Sunday World and i didnt get an acknowledgement. why?"..........come one now Vutmi aren't we both black, then how is that racism??? Go back to school sisi and ask teacher to define racism for u.........and I was looking for a name not a descriptiion BTW..........LOL,,,,,,,,,OK OK I acknowledge u, happy now????

Addictv
14 Mar 2008 06:10

@ Sdakamizwa

every time a man is being nice to a woman, all he is doing is offering d**k, that’s all it is, that’s all it is…. Uh uh can I get that for you, ‘how about some d**k’….. LOL

Chris Rock said

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:10

Roses are red my son, violets are blue--- Who sang this in a story (HINT: used to play ko CCV2 (now SABC2)!!!

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 06:11

when u see him Show some respect..

Jacob Zuma@ Thabo Mbeki

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:11

"Uthixo uthumele unyana wakhe emhlabeni ; anamva !" " Unyana ka Thixo wafa efela nina ; anamva! " " Uthixo wathumela uMadiba ; bamgweba ! " " Wathumela uZuma ; bam"accuser" !!! "uThixo uthumele mna ngoku; nizakunya apha kum ! Andizofela amasimba mna ".......... who said these words huh?

joy
14 Mar 2008 06:11

CARINO:It's just Numbers! Its just fU***N Numbers!

Hint pls!?!?!

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:12

i hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all. 

from which movie and who said that?

KeleFabulous
14 Mar 2008 06:12

LOl @ nokubonga's one! hehehe

tjo you guys are too quick. this blog is going like crazy...couldn' even find my own questions...and yes joy u right. you're an old school le wena ne?

who said:

mamba... my beautiful ankles!

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 06:13

@ Joy so true, its Rihanna

A song again:

I knw the club cloze @3
Whts da chance of u rollin with me
Back to the crib show u hw I live
Lets get drunk n 4get wht we did

Addictv
14 Mar 2008 06:14

"You make me wanna be a better man"

was said in a movie

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:14

@Nonny if you are not a racist you are a whatever-ist!!!!!! thanks for the acknowledgement...now i have peace in my heart...

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:14

Vutmi- 10 Things I hate about you!! Cant remember the character's name (real name Julie Stiles).

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:15

@Nokubonga
I did not have sexual relation with that Woman!

Bill Clinton

Yes WE can!
Obama\

Hehe, i c i've missed out on some action I c. Hello everyone!!!

carino
14 Mar 2008 06:15

i hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.
 


10 things I hate about you.

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:15

hayi Nokubonga NO NO NO NO

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 06:16

"As a Zulu man I cannot leave a woman hanging....................who am I..........."............Eish man, it's that bladdy JZ ne Username?????

carino
14 Mar 2008 06:16

CARINO:It's just Numbers! Its just fU***N Numbers!

Hint pls!?!?!

LL Cool J stars in that movie

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:16

Who said: "I'll be back"...lol,i cant think of anything better

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 06:17

I will tell everybody ...........that you fotocopy yourself

quoted frm an african movie..............

Username
14 Mar 2008 06:18

mamba... my beautiful ankles!

T
ruth and Reconciliation Committee

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:18

"You make me wanna be a better man" ...Addictv...almost every man says that in a chick romantic flick...LOL..especially when they are about to bed the heroine/main character

joy
14 Mar 2008 06:19

KF: you're an old school le wena ne?
ja im exposed!!! lol
maar i must hv bn 6yrs old then tho, dat was loooooooooooong ago!

Username
14 Mar 2008 06:19

@ Nonny
10/10 for u

There is no end to the man's stupidity

Msoe
14 Mar 2008 06:20

GET OUT OF MY WAY........YOU BIG BANANA!!

If any of the male bloggers get this right, you will win a date with me. Bealive me you wouldnt be disappointed.

If you are a woman, well you wont win anything, woman are clever than man anyway!!! hahahhaha

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:22

a woman was cleaning windows on the 4th floor when she fell. she fell straight into the trash can at the bottom-head first revealing her unclad reproductive organ. ..................... just got to jo'burg and is walking by when he sees this, akhale athi : HAWU EGOLI IYADLIWA INGQUZA BAZE BAYILAHLE EMGQOMENI!!................ who said these words?

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:25

Ok guys, these are from one of my favourite comedy series...can anyone guess:


[Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982? 

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling


joy
14 Mar 2008 06:26

CARINO: i gv up, the only movie i saw LL was charlies angels for 3 minutes max! hay andiyazi r u gonna tell??

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 06:26

"HAWU EGOLI IYADLIWA INGQUZA BAZE BAYILAHLE EMGQOMENI!!................".........LOL.........I remember that Khaphela said this when he saw Khethiwe in the trash!!!!

Addictv
14 Mar 2008 06:26

well dis one  was said by Jack Nicholson on on "As Good As it Gets"

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:26

Oh God, kanti mina ndenzeni emhlabeni, ndikwenzeni le ingaka Bawo wam, ngoba namuhla nje kodwa, I almost got uSjura, but uMadam wamthatha, I almost got uMandla, naye Bawo wam uViniza wamthatha. Xa bendisajonge uDetective, nantso nayo i -HOKY TOKY..ikhala imthatha, kanti ngithini Somdali. Ngenzeni, yhoooo!! Phela Almost doesn't count Jehova. Bawo wam uyeza u-2010, xa abalapha emzantsi bengandifuni kanje, how much more ngalama MERIKA, AMAGRIKE, AMASILAMSI, AMAGHANA NAZO ZONKE EZI TYPES Zizayo apha emzantzi bawo ngo 2010" She speaks tongues now, hoping that her prayer will reach... "RABARABA,RABEREBE,RABIRIBI,ROBOROBO, THSHAKATSHAKA, THSEKETSHEKE, TSHIKITSHIKI, THSOKOTSHOKO..." 

who said that? hint is from a popular soapie/series...

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 06:26

As a Zulu man I cannot leave a woman hanging....................who am I

Hint: ngumeza kaNonny *if my memory serves me right*

Jacob Zuma during the rape trial!

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:26

Fundisa ingane... Musa ukuyinuka, mhlathikanyoko! nithandana nezingane zesikole ukuthi ningasondeli kuyona, Zinja! Ngokuzithoba, ..............................ngubani loo uzithobayo ?

KeleFabulous
14 Mar 2008 06:27

i know waht you mean, joy...le nna was hooked because of my older sister...

gota love u and leave you peeps, motherhood is calling..

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 06:27

I will tell everybody ...........that you fotocopy yourself
Isnt that Mo or wht eva isht he is called from the nigerian movies,

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 06:28

Guess who....

If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like 
some of my friends?

Earth
14 Mar 2008 06:29

@Phly lady



Roses are red my son, violets are blue--- Who sang this in a story (HINT: used to play ko CCV2 (now SABC2)!!! 

It was MMANKOSHENG

KeleFabulous
14 Mar 2008 06:29

@ joy...kinda...was hooked because of my older sister who would explain everything little girls shouldn't be taught. the joys of having an older sister...

gotta love u and leave u peeps, motherhood is calling...

Miss K. about tonite...don't do anything i WOULD do...hehehe

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 06:30

@Tynt hahaha that Mo's daddy Mr Ibu

Zee Babes!
14 Mar 2008 06:30

This one is controversial...

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

@Vutmi - wussup with journal - aint it suppose to be quotes....yu r like ????

joy
14 Mar 2008 06:31

VUTMI
words out of Rejoice's mouth in the adventures of carlita

written by cutie pie (who can ever 4get this prayer????????)

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:32

Fundisa ingane... Musa ukuyinuka, mhlathikanyoko! nithandana nezingane zesikole ukuthi ningasondeli kuyona, Zinja! Ngokuzithoba, ..............................ngubani loo uzithobayo ?  Umzali

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 06:34

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

Hillary Clinton

joy
14 Mar 2008 06:35

f I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like
some of my friends? sdaka: 21 questions 50c


ZEE: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

I SAID that in my profile neh????

in case i dnt c ya gd aftanun, gd evening and gd night

bye all!

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:36

10/10 Earth!!

"Wasunza, wasunza,wasunza wathi bhu" Who sang this (old time comedian-actor) HINT: he;s son is the popular DIVO!!!

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 06:36

guess who..

are you not entertained, Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 06:36

 I did not steal that money!

Who said that????

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:37

@Renegade...isnt that a scene from Friends?

@Vutmi - wussup with journal - aint it suppose to be quotes....yu r like ????
  its my blog and i can do whatever i want....LOL..just kidding...got caught in the moment.

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 06:37

Who said: Call the Popo bitch call the Popo!! I aint scared of no Popo! 
Hint: a movie

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 06:42

I AM ALONE AT A CROSSROAD
I AM NOT @ HOME, IN MA OWN HOME
AND I TRIED AND TRIED
TO SAY WHATS ON MY MIND
YOU SUD HAV KNWN 

iT'S A SONG

Lex
14 Mar 2008 06:42

If love is the bible then we are lost in sin...
[its a song]

dotcom
14 Mar 2008 06:43

Afternoon ppl.

"We keep on comin' while we runnin for ya jewels
steady gunnin, keep on bustin at the fools, you know the rules
Little Ceaser, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased "

Its from which song?

dotcom
14 Mar 2008 06:44

Afternoon ppl.

"We keep on comin' while we runnin for ya jewels
steady gunnin, keep on bustin at the fools, you know the rules
Little Ceaser, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
"

Its from which song?

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:45

uright Phylady & wena Nonny LOL......................Okey another one The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile ................(WHO SAID THESE WORDS) So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones

katleebabe
14 Mar 2008 06:45

I kill Doctors, Nurses, Lawyers, Teachers , Priest, Professors, Bishop and  i have got no shame i will drink your blood suck your juices,  drain your fat until you are a living skeleton and from there i will kick you to the grave you men fasten your trouser belts  youwomen dont loosen your panties and G-strings because i am watching you , the only way you can beat is to be accompanied by my uncle_))__((   whom i hate very much.  

who am i
dankie san

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:46

@Sdaka are you not entertained, Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Thats from one of my favourite movies - Gladiator. Russel Crowe says this to the crowd after stabbing his opponent

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 06:46

@ Tynt! It Listen by Beyonce...and u better acknowledge me coz i've been guessing right and no1 has acknowledged me yet!!!

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 06:47


"Wasunza, wasunza,wasunza wathi bhu" Who sang this (old time comedian-actor) HINT: he;s son is the popular DIVO!!!

MSHEFANE!!!!!!!!!

Username
14 Mar 2008 06:48

@ Lex its Mr corny himself Usher Raymond
Song: Separated.

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:48

If love is the bible then we are lost in sin... oh Lex that's my ringtone...SEPARATED...USHER

@Tynt....Listen-Beyonce...
you really love your music neh?

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:48

@Tynt AM ALONE AT A CROSSROAD
I AM NOT @ HOME, IN MA OWN HOME
AND I TRIED AND TRIED
TO SAY WHATS ON MY MIND

Listen

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 06:49

@katleebabe its AIDS

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:49


If love is the bible then we are lost in sin...  Usher Seperated

myname
14 Mar 2008 06:49

Tynt ngu beyonce................LISTEN

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:50

@ VUTMI, yeah, u are right , those were quotes from "friends"

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 06:50

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!" 

its a funny movie ( Comedy)* Hint hint*: I'l give u the persons name en u give me the name of the movie (Jim carey)



I knw the club cloze @3
Whts da chance of u rollin with me
Back to the crib show u hw I live
Lets get drunk n 4get wht we did
T-Pain  ( buy u a drink)

Lemon_Lite
14 Mar 2008 06:51

@ Nonny... where is it from - very lovely

"I fell inlove with you the first time set my eyes on you
I even risked making a fool of myself
I fell inlove with you again when I smiled and you smiled back
I fell inlove with u when u listened to my strory
Again I fell inlove with u, when u bought into my story
I fell inlove with u, when u trusted me with ur life
I fell inlove with u when u said I'm u second chance, u remeber the day?
I love loving u
I love loving u becasue inspite of all my weaknesses, inspite of all my failures, inspite of all my flaws, my faults, my short comings, inspite of all my mistakes, errors of judgement and all the bits of pieces that make me the incomplete person that I am I've been blessed, I've been blessed to have u in my life"

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 06:51

"Wasunza, wasunza,wasunza wathi bhu" - @ PhlyLady it's actually "wasuza wasuza, wasuza wathi bhu"......no "N" lovey and it was said by umshefi!!!!

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 06:53

Get so caught up everyday
Trying to keep it all toghether
While the time just slips away
See I know nothing lasts forever

(Its my favourite song right now)

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 06:55

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home 


its a soundtrack for which movie?

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 06:57

My kids would have been a priority....obvisiously it was not a decision I could make on my own . She was the cover gal of  True-love in September interviewed by Melinda ferguson???

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 06:58

ok heres two more, guess who.....

They say I talk with so much emphasis, OOH, they so sensitive

&

bafana bafana should be called babalwa babalwa...

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 06:58

LOL eish Nonny ngiyaxolisa ukubhala wrong!!

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 06:59

'll be in your face more that de kipa tsa Jabba

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:00

bafana bafana should be called babalwa babalwa...

David Kau!!

pushi
14 Mar 2008 07:01

@ Rene

It's Alicia Keys, It's also my song of the moment, the title Tell u something

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:01

@Vutmi.... Beatle Juice

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 07:02

@ Renegade that Alicia Keys song...not sure of the tittle

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 07:02

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us

Kanti whats the correct answer here????

carino
14 Mar 2008 07:02

Who said: Call the Popo bitch call the Popo!! I aint scared of no Popo! 

Madea; Diary of a mad black woman.

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 07:03

If you could take some time,
 you'll see that I have changed
I'm not the girl that I used to be"  

Who sings this?
New artist with a beautiful voice (HINT: father was a raggae legend)!!!

pushi
14 Mar 2008 07:04

'll be in your face more that de kipa tsa Jabba - @ Tox

Isn't it that JR or sumting on that gata le nna jo, gata le nna

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 07:05

@Vutmi.... Beatle Juice...CORRECT...well done sdakamiswa

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 07:06

@Renegade Get so caught up everyday
Trying to keep it all toghether
While the time just slips away
See I know nothing lasts forever
 

its Alicia Keys...Tell u something

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 07:06

After winning Miss SA...she said I won this tilte because I deserve it...who said that????

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:06

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us

that Cruz kid in Coach Carter with Samuel L jackson

sponono
14 Mar 2008 07:06

I see y'all are having fun up in here'

ok  here's my favourite and funniest but  sad..tel me who said this

at a resturant   "Eat the cake Annie Mae"..and then starts shoving the cake up her mouth...(sad and hilaious at the same time.)

or while she's bleeding and lying down he says

Anna mae If you die I'll 'kill' you, hear me bitch I'll 'kill' you. ...who was it

Nanana
14 Mar 2008 07:07

FROM A SONG:

Either let me fly or give me death,let my soul rest or take my breath,if I dont fly I am gonna die anyway,I will be gone anyday

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:07

Well done pushi!!!!!! Yeah , it's JR!

Miss K
14 Mar 2008 07:08

@ PhlyLady .....its Bongi Dube

carino
14 Mar 2008 07:09

"I fell inlove with you the first time set my eyes on you
I even risked making a fool of myself
I fell inlove with you again when I smiled and you smiled back
I fell inlove with u when u listened to my strory
Again I fell inlove with u, when u bought into my story
I fell inlove with u, when u trusted me with ur life
I fell inlove with u when u said I'm u second chance, u remeber the day?
I love loving u
I love loving u becasue inspite of all my weaknesses, inspite of all my failures, inspite of all my flaws, my faults, my short comings, inspite of all my mistakes, errors of judgement and all the bits of pieces that make me the incomplete person that I am I've been blessed, I've been blessed to have u in my life"

Who said this?
Carino, in her international bestseller. "All Men Are Liars"

sponono
14 Mar 2008 07:09

interviewer  "so whats your favourate dish"
celeb  " tupperware"

interviewer
" how do you cope with studies and music..."
celeb
" I dont copy i study hard"

who was it

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 07:09

"@ Nonny... where is it from - very lovely"..........At Lemon Lite, that's not even the entire peice, it's the middle part, PM me on Monday morning if u really want the full version  and I will send u the entire piece..........and oh I don't know where it's from.

"LOL eish Nonny ngiyaxolisa ukubhala wrong!!" @ PhlyLady, ayikho inkinga sisis.

Now tell me guys who said the ffg.

"I am not FAT, as in FAT, I am P.H.A.T, Pretty Hott and Think"

"U stole my dream and u stole my man!!!"

"You as so ugly that spot on ur month mistook ur lips for the crack of ur butt"

hint hint - these are movies!!!!



Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:10

NANANA, DMX?

Vutmi
14 Mar 2008 07:10

Okay peeps, i have to love you and leave you now...its been fun..y'all have yourselves a fantastic and safe weekend. Much Love

Addictv
14 Mar 2008 07:12

@ Lemon Lite.....

I think my ex boyfriend said to me.......didnt realise u were there.......LOL

...or was da damn rascal quoting somebody.........& here I thot he was being original.....

carino
14 Mar 2008 07:12

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

its a soundtrack for which movie?

That's the Banana boatsong
Beetlejuice

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 07:13

Miss K, Pushi, and Vutmi, u r right, its Miss Mkhize

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:13

Anna mae If you die I'll 'kill' you, hear me bitch I'll 'kill' you. ...who was it

A scene from WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

myname
14 Mar 2008 07:13

@Vutmi Its so hard to get in here Yerrrrrrrrrrr............Back to the topic .............Okokuqala lo mntana uqale ukugula ngolwesithathu. Kusasa uye wakaka, ngokuhlwa wakaka futhi ........... bambombozela abantu.......... "Thulani andikagqibi" atsho u Tolo .............. "Ngolwesine uye wakaka futhi kabini kusasa nangokuhlwa. Ukakile futhi ngolwesihlanu kathathu ke ngoku. Hayi ke ngoMgqibelo ukake nje kabini waze wafa. Ukutsho ke ntozakuthi lo ulele apha ngoku ubulewe kuku KaKa, ayikho enye into embuleleyo"...................who killed by S***?

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 07:13

Bye Vutmi what an interesting blog today!

Tynt!
14 Mar 2008 07:16

@ Rene Alicia keys (tell u sumthin)
And yes everyone its Beyonce, including u Miss K

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 07:16

"Now after the sensation, and the empty fornication
She brought infection home into her bed, quickly multiplying
Now the 3 of them are dying by the poison she perceived to be good sex
Now Eve and her husband are perverted in their judgment
Cause everything appears to be the same
They entertain suggestion,
Next time just use protection"

Whic artist wrote and sand this song????

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 07:17

I meant - Which artist wrote and sang this song????

Nanana
14 Mar 2008 07:19

Toxic, you are spot on,tell me which is this one:

I came to party ,your girl was looking at me,so what u gonna do

Segololo
14 Mar 2008 07:19

Guy: She cooked! We haven't said 2 words to each other in days and she cooked! She's trying to kill me, man! 

Friend: If she's not cooking grits, it's fine! ha ha ha!

Who said this?

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 07:20

Who said this in what movie?

Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter.

Username
14 Mar 2008 07:22

@ Nonny.....its Moniq (sp)............Phat girls and cannot remember the other movie but its about her and sister entering a hair/salon competition thing. 
am i right?????

Okay here is mine.

Journalist: What is the first thing you do every morning?
Guess who? : I wake up and I run away 

who said that??

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:22

2 quotes from the same movie, guess who....

This is my home. This is where my business is, my wife, my mother, my family. This is my country, I ain't goin' nowhere

I got Harlem. I took care of Harlem, so Harlem's gonna take care of me

dotcom
14 Mar 2008 07:23

LMAO @ myname.....

Ayingo Nosipho kanene....

myname
14 Mar 2008 07:24

3 monkeys asked (This guy) if he could change them into human beings, (Again this guy) ........ took out a picture of Robert Mugabe & said "like this" the monkeys replied "Yekela mawungafuni................... so who was this guy?

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:24

Guy: She cooked! We haven't said 2 words to each other in days and she cooked! She's trying to kill me, man!

Friend: If she's not cooking grits, it's fine! ha ha ha! 

How to lose a guy in 10 days??

I came to party ,your girl was looking at me,so what u gonna do

song by that guy that Sizwe Dhlomo is said to look like---name's on the tip of my tongue......

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:25

@rene.... A beautiful mind

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:25

@rene.... A beautiful mind

sponono
14 Mar 2008 07:26

boyfriend: Do you want to do it doggie style

girlfriend: You're not going to *bleep!* me like a dog. 

boyfriend: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

hilarious u gotta watch the movie to understand..from Knocked Up

ok answaz to my other quotes since y'all are zibaring me, first one is Tina Turners movie..and next one is Ntokozo Masinga being interviewd

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 07:26

Username: Journalist: What is the first thing you do every morning?
Guess who? : I wake up and I run away
1 of the soccer stars LMAO!!

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:26

@rene.... A beautiful mind

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 07:26

@rene.... A beautiful mind russell

Segololo
14 Mar 2008 07:26

Tox... Sorry, love. Wrong!

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:27

This is my home. This is where my business is, my wife, my mother, my family. This is my country, I ain't goin' nowhere

I got Harlem. I took care of Harlem, so Harlem's gonna take care of me

THAT'S MY MAAAAN!!!!! Denzel in American Gangster!

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 07:27

Sdaka - American gangster

jazzyree
14 Mar 2008 07:28

Guess who

I'll be loving you forever
deep inside my heart you leave me never
Even if you took my heart and tore it apart i will love you still forever  

Hint :Its a song who sang it

pushi
14 Mar 2008 07:30

@ Sego - Why  did I get married - wen tha alcoholic wife cooked for the hubby

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:31

hawu sponono, i answered your question mos!

Username
14 Mar 2008 07:33

@PhlyLady you are right and he was a former Chiefs player.

jazzyree
14 Mar 2008 07:33

Guess who

I'll be loving you forever
deep inside my heart you leave me never
Even if you took my heart and tore it apart i will love you still forever  

Hint :Its a song who sang it

Renegade
14 Mar 2008 07:34

Yes yes Sdaka, its a beautiful mind.

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 07:34

Suddenly my heart's a-flutter....mention of Denzel has this effect on me.

Used to be that I believed in something
Used to be that I believed in love
It's been a long time since I've had that feeling
I could love someone
I could trust someone
 
hint: song

carino
14 Mar 2008 07:35

"U stole my dream and u stole my man!!!" 

Dreamgirls - Jennifer said to Beyonce

Mathaz
14 Mar 2008 07:36

"I tell it to the young, I tell it old, I tell it to the cold and I tell it to the heart"  Clue:  Movie that's on a league of it's own, the main character is an underated actor.

Nanana
14 Mar 2008 07:36

which movie was:

Girl to guy: Why dont you show some ambition man,why does everything have to pass through someone's hands first?

myname
14 Mar 2008 07:37

Good dotcom....................A lady lost three panties in her house & blamed (this person ) in front of the husband, (and this person replied): Aai kona you know very well that I never wear panties, just tell de truth............... so who was the accuser?.

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 07:38

Guess who??

"Khethiwe, uphi uKhethiwe wami??"

Nonny
14 Mar 2008 07:41

"@ Nonny.....its Moniq (sp)............Phat girls and cannot remember the other movie but its about her and sister entering a hair/salon competition thing.
am i right?????" -
Yes Username it was from the movie Phat Galz.

Cheers people 
Nonny is outta here see u all on Monday uma iNkosi ithandile!!!

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 07:42

Offf Topic......where is Carol Bouwer???

Y4K
14 Mar 2008 07:43

@Phlylady- Sifiso

myname
14 Mar 2008 07:44

Now the last one & nam ngizohamba kahle & i hope everybody will know this one....................Everytym when the National Anthem is sang, people stand up and sing, so I'm hoping that your THING will also stand as I'm tired of not getting any.................. so whats that "THING" khuluma Nonny LOL

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 08:04

"I tell it to the young, I tell it old, I tell it to the cold and I tell it to the heart" Clue: Movie that's on a league of it's own, the main character is an underated actor.

@ mathaz, sean penn, the assasination of richard nixon.... 

sean penn definitely underrated actor

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 08:04

My husband is not a Celebrity...she hates it when people say so.

Who said that and to who????

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 08:05

molo Nokubonga,

myname the answer is the maid

Cnglemother
14 Mar 2008 08:06

Nokubonga its Sonia Mbele

sponono
14 Mar 2008 08:09

"you complete me"

from which movie

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 08:09

@ Toxic.... Celine dion

no one answered this one....

They say I talk with so much emphasis, OOH, they so sensitive 

clue: its a song, hip hop artist

Sdakamiswa
14 Mar 2008 08:13

@spo...tom cruise, jerry maguire

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 08:18

They say I talk with so much emphasis, OOH, they so sensitive 

Kanye or Jay Zee!!

Toxic
14 Mar 2008 08:20

kanye in his can't tell me nuthin' song


And you can live through anything if magic made it
They say I talk with so much emphasis
OOH, they so sensitive
Don't ever fix your lips like collagen
Then say something where you gon end up apolog'in
Let me know if it's a problem then
A'ight man, holla then

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 08:23

"you complete me"

from which movie

pretty woman

Lex
14 Mar 2008 08:24

@ myname - the first one is GOD, the last one is TOTOLOZI

PhlyLady
14 Mar 2008 08:35

@Phlylady- Sifiso--Y4K this was way b4 his time. Think along the lines of Mfazi wephepha (K i'm giving it away here!!)

Fluffy Head
14 Mar 2008 08:35

You complete me is from Bridgette Jones Diary

nokubonga
14 Mar 2008 11:05

Brown Shuga are you Okay,why are you hiding???

Addictv
14 Mar 2008 13:11

think nite bloggin is a bit quiet.........where's everybody?

Babyface
15 Mar 2008 00:32


"hay mna am not participating on this thing anymore... first of all, my name came out as something else.. mna ngingu Marara mara lanto ibhala lwethu... am trying my very best to be a quick as possible mara kuneproblem neserver yethu or i internt isinikeza nje amasimba... manje, kukhona umfana ondijwayelayo laphayana, othi mina am so so behind! hay suka andiphindi mna ...voetsek Toxin!"

faraimagic
16 Mar 2008 08:17

who said      hie we are from nexy door...we were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar!...eeey Mike did you fart?

Tshd21
16 Mar 2008 08:33

@ Segololo: Guy: She cooked! We haven't said 2 words to each other in days and she cooked! She's trying to kill me, man!

Friend: If she's not cooking grits, it's fine! ha ha ha!

Who said this?....

Marcus (Angela's husband) to his friend over the phone in Why Did I Get Married???...

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 01:19

"If a man aint getting none from his wife, then it's his legal right to get some elsewhere"

"Women are so used to loosing, that even when they've won, they don' realise it"

Both these quotes were said in a certain movie, which one guys?????

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 01:28

LOL at the pics and captions on the right. Vutmi u are good, I love the storyline, but keep on dreaming my friend and just send that Kazier boy, Usher and Taye my way, the reast u can have with pleasure!!!.............Mmmmmmmhhh these are really refreshing pics, for a gal to start her day and week with!!!

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 01:31

Why did i get married! r u showing off now Nonny...LOL

Stupid is as stupid does.
its from a movie...who said this? 

Fluffy Head
17 Mar 2008 01:39

Vutmi: Forest Gump on Forest gump

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 01:43

but keep on dreaming my friend...yah neh it doesnt hurt to dream...it make slife much more refreshing...LOL..and no Nonny you cant have them...they are MINE!!!!!

@Fluffy Head you are right on the spot! 
give me more quotes

Fluffy Head
17 Mar 2008 01:57

OK, lets start on the easy stuff..

Quote : Show me the money

I want the movie and who said it.

Mathaz
17 Mar 2008 02:08

@ mathaz, sean penn, the assasination of richard nixon.... 

@Sdaka.....No, hint:  The lead actor is black and it's a black movie, if there is such a thing.  It was on circuit recently.

sponono
17 Mar 2008 02:31

Fluffu head ...that show me the money line is from Jerry Macgurie and its Cuba telling his agent tom cruise...and the same movie has the line "you complete me"   said by  Renee zwelweeger.......(she does play bridget jones though)

sponono
17 Mar 2008 06:56


from which kwaito/house song  ...are these lines

uw'phethe lo'mqondo'bolile
  unjalo phela maw'sutholile   
awubheke nephent'el'ngcolile 
  sengath'umakot'egoyilei
ubenuza sengathi ugwinyile

LOL

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 07:05

LOL @sponono...SAY WHAT?????????

sponono
17 Mar 2008 07:08

hi hi hi Vuts its a song by Bizora (he sounds like L'vovo though)  i think its called ebumnandini.....and I dig it big time espesh ebumnandini....elokshin   u must listen to it....

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 07:20

u must listen to it....i think so too...just for the fun of it.

OH, Hi back at you Spons(Vuts...LOL)..(*wink*)

sponono
17 Mar 2008 07:32

here's the song i';ve just heared and i'm liking 

I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And there's hearts all over the world tonight

latest  by chris brown  i 'm not sure of the title but it sounds like Beyonce's irreplacable

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 07:40

LOL...sponono...what do you want to know cause you already gave the answer...LOL

nway the song title is With you..i kinda dig it too.

Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission
You one minute fools, you wonder why y`all missin
On the back of milk cartons and there`s no reward
No regards, close but it`s no cigar 

is a song...guess tittle and artist.

sponono
17 Mar 2008 07:48

Vutmi  sounds like something Kanye would rap....about..or that one minute song by that fat female rapper with think lips...mmmh not sure of her name

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 07:50

"uw'phethe lo'mqondo'bolile
unjalo phela maw'sutholile
awubheke nephent'el'ngcolile
sengath'umakot'egoyilei
ubenuza sengathi ugwinyile"


Sounds like Bizzori's song called Ghingqi Gongqo, is that it Sponza????
And BTW how are u????

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 07:55

"uw'phethe lo'mqondo'bolile
unjalo phela maw'sutholile
awubheke nephent'el'ngcolile
sengath'umakot'egoyilei
ubenuza sengathi ugwinyile"


Hi there Sponza, kunjani???
Neway is this not a song called Gingqi Gongqo by Bizzori (aka Lvovo's clone)???

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 08:01

@sponono...almost there.

Its one minute man by Missy

@Nonny..
.you okay?!?

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 08:05

Yes Vutmi I am okay, and why do we ask rhetorical questions at 16h00????

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 08:09

and why do we ask rhetorical questions at 16h00????...because my dear you posted twice saying almost the same thing...i was just worried about you.

sponono
17 Mar 2008 08:14

hey nonns ..howzit.....its not the ginqi gonqo..one but another one called ebumnandini....mina ngiyabthand'ubumnandi  mina ngiyabhenge'mnandini maw'thuzongthola mawuthi ngiyalahla..something like that with girls singing

sponono
17 Mar 2008 08:16

LOL at Vuts uyawarisha nonny ntambama kanje...neeways...gudnite  i'm off

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 08:21

@ Vutmi, stop acting cvlever man, obviously it was an error, now go to that place b4 it's too late!!!!

Vutmi
17 Mar 2008 08:23

@Nonny error my behind...how come i dont get such errors? mm?

Nonny
17 Mar 2008 08:30

"@Nonny error my behind...how come i dont get such errors? mm?".............Just give up Vutmi.........it was seriously an error, now really WhyTF would I write two almost identical responses just for fun???..........LOL.........I know u are getting on my nerves deliberately coz u are bored..........well guess what it's working................LOL

Vutmi
18 Mar 2008 00:26

WhyTF would I write two almost identical responses just for fun???...gee, I dont know Nonns...you tell me.
Is it stress? Are you sexually frustated? or did you forget to take your crazy pills?....LOL....please be gentle...the devil made me do it...LOL

Nonny
18 Mar 2008 00:38

A very good morning to you to Vutmi, today is a new day, so what happened yesterday is long forgotten by Nonny, maybe u should try it too love...........*wink wink*


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Meet my fave Robinho...i call him Robie......

sharp i will see you later...
yeah yeah Robie...sharp...(I just taught him to do that...now he cant stop)
but then again i sometimes experience with a bit of vanilla...

you don't see the big deal? okay lets try this...

he cleans up nicely neh? That's Kakalicious...

okay enough vanilla...how about a taste of the lovely Junior Agogo...

like what you see? eish okay maybe a little skin...

 eish Didier, wa phapha...i meant Junior's skin not yours....lets try again... 

Okay D enough now..no need to show them our karma sutra moments!!!!!!..........still not convinced? 
how about local flava....

Okay Kaizer...i wont tell...i dont kiss and tell you know moos. 
Oops totally forgot about you...do forgive me Robie...

you are still my number 1!!!!!!

If i reach a stale mate on the field i go for this...

come now Taye honey i know i put you  last, but please smile for me...okay baby that's cute, but you know you can do better than that.....
AHA...that's more like it...wait wait what are you doing..stop it Taye....ag nee man what did you that for?

Suppose i'll have to join you then...

am glad you liked it hun!! now put your clothes on before i jump you again. 

WTF??????? 

Usher what the hell r u doing here?
 I told you i dont want you nomore...you fool...oh what are you doing..that doesnt work on me anymore...stop it Ush put your shirt down...stttttttttt...errr stop it...still....not interested...errr...mmm....  Arggggggg...what the heck....one more fling wont hurt...meet me in my room in 2minutes!!!!!!!
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