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The boys are taking it all from us

Written by Earth from the blog Planet Earth on 26 Mar 2008
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Yesterday I saw the prettiest guy ever and it got me thinking.I don't think he is gay though,but he had the most beautiful cornrows ever,smooth skin,and his eyebrows looked like they'd just been plucked.Dressed in a shady looking suit(Okay I'm just being nasty,cos he looked better that I do,and I'm a girl!!)So it got me thinking.Men now go for manis and pedis,they know what exfoliate means,they do it too!!!Back to the guy I saw yesterday,his cornrows were perfect,hair freshly relaxed and properly trimmed,it looked like whoever did his hair used a ruler to measure the rows.

I remember a time a guy would look at a girl and say how beautiful she was,and have that "how does she do it" look.Now a guy can tell you that "no,baby,don't you think you plucked a bit too much!!or babes,bonding ya gago seems like its not 100% human hair,or even when are we getting our nails done!!I mean seriously,some of these things used to be a mystery to the boys, now they are doing them!!Back in the 90' s we started wearing tight hipsters,guess what!! men are wearing them too,then we started doing pointy shoes,....yes they wear those too!!! (~~but at least ours don't look as shady!~~ )uhm anyways,white pants,I've seen a couple of guys looking kinda nice in white pants,lose fitting tight pants and I thought,oh that looks nice.Then one day I was out clubbing and I saw a dude,with the biggest butt I'd ever seen,in the tightest white pants.

I immediately thought...damn,that's just all kinds of nasty.Oh boy,did I mention the butts??Men's butt are getting bigger and bigger.They tried the thongs,but clearly they are not working out for them!!!(thank goodness).Its absolutely understandable for our gay "sistas",but straight dudes,I'm not so sure.Please do not get me wrong,I am all for a clean,tidy look.I like guys with dreads,but the kind that is washed on a regular basis,clean shaven also works,mara pushback,mologo(cornrows) manis and pedi's,tight fitting jeans/pants!!!Please guys, some looks are better done by the fairer sex.I know somebody will probably say that we girls have stolen a few looks from the boys!!To that I say:We look better anyways!

27 Comments

LadyM
26 Mar 2008 06:08

Then one day I was out clubbing and I saw a dude,with the biggest butt I'd ever seen,in the tightest white pants.

He he he he he!! Earth, I once dated ( ko high school) a dude with a beautiful round butt plus curves....he was just a copy of his mom...

pushback,mologo(cornrows) manis and pedi's,tight fitting jeans/pants!!!
I don't like a guy with relaxed hair....it looks ..angazi!!

monchooza
26 Mar 2008 06:14

I like guys with dreads,but the kind that is washed on a regular basis,........you are describing me there..so how about we go out for Lunch K'sasa....LOL

KeleFabulous
26 Mar 2008 07:38

HI HI HI EARTH U STOLE ALL MY LINES. AGREE 100%. NO 250%! LOL

Earth
26 Mar 2008 23:41

Kele,it had to be said!!!

Addictv
27 Mar 2008 00:26

A guyz hair shud be natural plz...cant stand relaxed hair on myself worse on a guy. Clean regularly twisted dreadlocks...yes...yes ...yes......

but isnt it funny when u start sharing scrungies with ya man....& go to da salon together. Eish am still adjusting to all dis metrosexual man...but sometimes it creeps me out...its like things i used to do with my gals I now do with da man. (manis & pedis etc.) what is da world coming to?

STROH
27 Mar 2008 00:41

i like my man bold no hair,chiskop is the way to go.

Earth
27 Mar 2008 01:02

A guyz hair shud be natural plz...cant stand relaxed hair on myself worse on a guy. Clean regularly twisted dreadlocks...yes...yes ...yes......

@ Addictv

You just reminded me of Ntando,before he left TS!!Now he seems to be turning into a metrosexual e siriiiaaassss!!

suzzy82
27 Mar 2008 01:24

Then one day I was out clubbing and I saw a dude,with the biggest butt I'd ever seen,in the tightest white pants.
lol,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,lol,,,,hi hi hi
my neigbour at home use to have big hips too like her mother

Earth
27 Mar 2008 01:47

I forgot to mention that the guy with white pants,was wearing andapene( my son calls it that) so he had Visible Andapene Lines!!! It was not a pretty sight,ekse!!!

Zee Babes!
27 Mar 2008 01:58

@Earth - mara pushback,mologo(cornrows) manis and pedi's,tight fitting jeans/pants!!!

I will never date a guy olukayo - cha. I think some man take their beauty routes far too much - baba a bit gayish... as for umpako (big as*) and big no no. My ex boyfriend was cute and clean to an extent yokuthi, I used to feel like the dull one...sometimes being too girly can be tiring and plus i-loxion culxasim.

myname
27 Mar 2008 02:04

sho Stroh thats me man. can imagine we fought over the pillow the following day ukuba who didnt wear a doek/pantyhose yesterday nite............Yhooo nkosi yam forgive me......

awelani
27 Mar 2008 02:13

@Zee: I will never date a guy olukayo - cha...........Me too,

STROH
27 Mar 2008 02:14

who didnt wear a doek/pantyhose yesterday nite............LOL,,,,,,,,,hi hi hi.no dat nothin fighting for a mirror in the morning u r both late and he is hogging the mirror...

Earth
27 Mar 2008 02:21

LOL @ myname.

WhiteSockGirl
27 Mar 2008 02:42

Neat hair, withouth more product than I am using myself, short clean nails, clean fresh smell. No make-up, no beauty products. Strange, I would say that but I ended up on more than one occassion with metrosexual divas.
I do respect the other persons' privacy but I will make it my business to have a look at his cosmetics. If it appears way to feminine for me, I would kill the fling fast and painless.
Feminine men creeps me out.

Fluffy Head
27 Mar 2008 02:44

Shooo, talking about big butt...

Guys there is celebrity dude I used to have a huge crush on (Tumisho)...well that was before I saw him live...Damn uneyibunu that are bigger than mine. That was a total turn off....sho zange ngabina indoda ethenga umbane like that...Its huge

myname
27 Mar 2008 03:02

I once dated a man who was using Ponds (normal to oil) One day we fight bcoz mine was already finished & his was full so i stole his iyhooo as from that day hayi cha No ponds No man..................... I feel u with opakistan /mpumalanga (big butt) with white tight pant ne underpanti Lol. I wish i can date a man who's wearing a G-string hehehehehe i wonder ......

Earth
27 Mar 2008 03:05

@ Fluff Head

He hides it very well though,I saw "it" too on tv,it is huuugeee.

@WSG

Ja,could not have said it any better.

Lex
27 Mar 2008 03:50

I never look at a man who 'does' his hair,no matter how cute he is.For me a man should have no hair or the shortest 'brush cut' there is.I dont even relax my hair,so imagine if my man did,IYOO.

Fluffy Head
27 Mar 2008 04:02

Earth...mostly on TV u see him from the front and the back is never shown for long...But look at him from the rear - its like a lesbo girl...hectic mdidi ngempela

Earth
27 Mar 2008 04:19

@ Fluffy

I saw him being interviewed,can't remember if it was stars of Mzansi or what,but the lens man must have baiza'd,and showed his reverse for a second...I know Top Billing hardly ever show full shots of him...I would not want to see him live,pulling his venter!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy Head
27 Mar 2008 04:29

Lmao Earth

azHOT
27 Mar 2008 04:31

@FLuffy= Tumisho has lost his big butt at least!!

indoda elukayo=you must never!!!!

i do love me a well groomed brother though!!!

madomado
27 Mar 2008 04:54

Mna i'm bald, so my man has to have dreadlocks. I just dont like the Nkhensani -Zam Nkosi look.

No relaxed hair, though.. and no plaits.

Fluffy Head
27 Mar 2008 05:07

when, last i saw him was sunday - and it still was big

HARAMBE24
02 Jun 2008 16:59

sies! suka le ne jelousy. Banna ba hot - mara eish i have never done this pedis thing -- intrest rates people. i do not do facial, no white pants - cant stand G strings. what kind of stabane am i mara?

Shadow
02 Jun 2008 17:52

Tjo...straight men are now even also rocking the tightest so-called male skinny jeans....Hayi fashion!!

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