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The sweetest sms i've ever received

Written by kick-s from the blog The KickS Page on 30 Jul 2008
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Have you ever received one of those chain smses? Especially around Xmas time or Easter holidays. You receive the same sms from 5 different people...how original!
I've never really been a fan of chain smses. I will read it, smile if it's amusing then delete it.
I've received tons of them from admirers, colleagues, friends, relatives and from Truworths even, reminding me to pay my account. Nothing has ever made me blush like i blushed today when i received an sms (from an ex nogal) that read.."I'VE HEARD FROM THE PHONE COMPANY, THE WATER COMPANY AND THE ELECTRICITY COMPANY, BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU, AND YET IT'S YOUR COMPANY I MISS THE MOST". I felt it would be a sin not to share it with mabloggers.

178 Comments

kick-s
30 Jul 2008 11:31

C"mon peeps lets share. What has been the most amusing, most annoying or the cutest sms you've ever received?

sjura
30 Jul 2008 11:45

ncooo man....that's sweet...

Tshd21
30 Jul 2008 11:47

"I can smell you, I put on your perfume ekseni" from Dude......got me blushing even though I'm very black.....

Tshd21
30 Jul 2008 11:51

The most annoying was.....You deserve better than I can offer you, good luck...

Shadow
30 Jul 2008 12:30

Wow...that's sooo schweeet.

eish-bo
30 Jul 2008 13:06

oh what a cute sms -- got me all smiling, sorry am gonna STEAL it and charm someone ngayo....

kick-s
30 Jul 2008 13:29

I know eish-bo. You're not the only one who is gonna steal it. Be careful ke ingathi find its way back to sender...LOL.

Onna
30 Jul 2008 13:44

This was from my husband,Dali wam limnand ikhekhe lakho". I had baked banana nut muffins and packed them for his work lunch.

Firstdvd
30 Jul 2008 16:52

Sweet indeed, thanks for sharing KickS... Mine, i got it after cutting the call bcos of X-Y-Z goes like: "So...its lyk dat now?! I hope uzoyimela lento oyenzayo, coz right now i feel revolt 4 wat u did! 2 top things off u deliberatly cut the phone me! UFORMA KABI..." Damn, that was the worse sms i've ever receive...

sjura
30 Jul 2008 17:28

what about voice mails? can i share the sweetest voice mail in my voice mail box?

what aka mathata
30 Jul 2008 17:53

my love always he ke le drunk the next day chelete yaka ya shota............m

kick-s
30 Jul 2008 22:51

Yes yes sjura, voice mails even.

mayandie
30 Jul 2008 23:50

I recieved 1 from my sister-in-law,She had told me a week before that she was pragnant & we shud not tell anyone as yet as it was very early.....
YOU...I THOUGHT I CUD TRUST YOU WITH MY SECRET BUT YOU HAD TO GO & OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH...PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYONE...When I tried calling her she didn't pick up the phone,then another sms came through saying...."THAT I'M DAMN SEXY"

Cande
31 Jul 2008 00:56

Wow, thatz so sweet

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 01:11

You deserve better than I can offer you, good luck - Ouch!

LM
31 Jul 2008 01:51

This is one of the few I hv received:

Some people don't know how important it is that they exist, how good it is just to see them, how comforting their smile is, how good it feels to be near them & that they are like heaven's gift to us. They will know if we tell them...like I'm telling you right now! Thanx for being someone special, you are more appreciated and words can't explain how much I love you!

molibelis
31 Jul 2008 02:31

Nna i have sended somebody a cruel message cause i was bored,Dont hold something in ur hands that u cant hold in ur heart.

molibelis
31 Jul 2008 02:35

Dont hold something in ur hands that u cant hold in ur heart, what is that mean?

Toodecent
31 Jul 2008 02:47

ABSA:SAVE 7**8, Direct Credit R******(Note its numbers there)from ****** 01/02/2011
I smile...then 15 minutes later.
ABSA:SAVE 6**9 sch t, 01/02/2011 Debit order (Blah blah blah) R****,** Available Balance R0,50

Now was it sweet to get the first sms? I DONT THINK SO.

Nonny
31 Jul 2008 02:51

ABSA:SAVE 7**8, Direct Credit R******(Note its numbers there)from ****** 01/02/2011
I smile...then 15 minutes later.
ABSA:SAVE 6**9 sch t, 01/02/2011 Debit order (Blah blah blah) R****,** Available Balance R0,50
hahhahaha TDC, eish I know the feeling hey!!!!

Ngqesta
31 Jul 2008 02:58

Each time my husband sends a simple 'I love you' sms I just melt.

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 03:00

Each time my husband sends a simple 'I love you' sms I just melt.

Hau, kanti husbands do that...nice

Thesh
31 Jul 2008 03:05

You know I went to a bible study last night, and we were talking about who receives the Holy Spirit, m point was that when we were created God breathed His Holy Spirit in us, so others disagreed, but I just said it was my opinion, now this idiot sends me an sms about 4:12 am trying to convince me to change my mind, I'm tempted to call him and give him a piece of my mind,

Hlehle
31 Jul 2008 03:08

My fiance made himself a keyholder and he put on his photo and mine,so he sent me this sms " Baby i looking at my key holder now and ur smile there makes me feel like i can overcome any obstacle that comes my way, i love u baby.

Pooky
31 Jul 2008 03:23

This guy i know who stays in Joburg thought he'd sent this one to his girlfriend

Baby i'm outside your flat
am sorry about yesterday...dont stay mad at me
I love you, please open the door...i need you

except he hadnt sent it to her but instead sent it to his 10 yr old son's phone who then showed it to his mother, the wife who's in CT...she then sent it back to her husband saying...

i think you gonna stand outside that flat for a while coz i doubt your girlfriend has reseived your message...

carino
31 Jul 2008 03:30

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 03:37

Same thing here, replies on the site activity, but nothing here...hmm.

carino
31 Jul 2008 03:42

monchooza
31 Jul 2008 03:43

Back in the days when i was still a pupil...I sent my then girlfriend an sms "I'm horny for you" and then i received a reply after two hrs "we are over, idiot"

apparently the My sms was read by her mother, who then gave her hell about having sex at such a young age, ende shem she was still ncishing me.

carino
31 Jul 2008 03:44

Thesh, you were actually wrong... When we were created, God breathed the Spirit of Life in us, not the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit only came after Jesus left.

carino
31 Jul 2008 03:45

ok, where are my replies??

zolx
31 Jul 2008 03:47

I got this one from my husband. He was sick at the time and sleeping and i was in the lounge watching tv

Ndiyakufuna, la nto imnandi ubundiphe yona phezolo ingandiphilisa. (translated to: i want you, that thing you gave me last night might heal me)

Its sweet as such but naughty and knowing that's my middle name ...i didnt mind..

belz
31 Jul 2008 03:48

Hau, kanti husbands do that...nice> LOL!!! hawu Rene, ucabangani wena.
LOL tdc, actually that is not funny it irritates the crap outta me!!!!!jerr those smses.

carino
31 Jul 2008 03:48

There 's a total mishmash here....

Nonny
31 Jul 2008 03:51

"Hau, kanti husbands do that...nice"
Wena Rene did u think husbands only send sms's saying: "Are we gonna make love tonight, or do u still have that headache love?"

Nonny
31 Jul 2008 03:53

Dont hold something in ur hands that u cant hold in ur heart.
Yjoh Molibelis, that is cruel man........ouch!

Thobeka Jeli
31 Jul 2008 04:08

my sms mother is 24hr job no pay no days off most often unappreciated and yet resignation is impossible hollo good mom happy mothers day !!! wooh from u baba wengane zam pho

Toodecent
31 Jul 2008 04:13

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 04:13

Dont hold something in ur hands that u cant hold in ur heart.
I actaully think that's a nice sms,unless i'm misinterpreting the meaning.
Akere they are saying, love me or leave me alone type of thing, in other words, if i'm not in your heart, then don't put me in your hands(physically or otherwise)

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 04:49

Hau, kanti husbands do that...nice> LOL!!! hawu Rene, ucabangani wena.

LOL @ Belz and Nonny, hai, mina in my head, husbands are not romantic, but boyfriends are.
Like an sms from a boyfriend is:
Don't cook tonight, I'm bringing pizza so we can finish eating ASAP, the we can have some real food. Later babes.
From a husband:
Pheka IStamp tonight. Bye.

pastor chic
31 Jul 2008 05:17

@kick-s, Bathong that sms.shweeeeeeeeeeet.......

LM
31 Jul 2008 05:29

Like an sms from a boyfriend is:
Don't cook tonight, I'm bringing pizza so we can finish eating ASAP, the we can have some real food. Later babes.
From a husband:
Pheka IStamp tonight. Bye. LMAO...Uyahlanya yazi wena Rene...haai

carino
31 Jul 2008 05:33

Pheka IStamp tonight. Bye. LMCAOTIPAL

love-ness
31 Jul 2008 07:10

i received an sms from ex-boyfriend reads"im not a perfect individual far from it,i dont have a cristal ball to see into the future,but i cant wait see what the future holds for us".

there i was praising him on being creative and acknowleging his mistakes as we were trying 2 fix things,3 weeks later i hear the same sms on a friends phone in her music list whith da voice ya uncle wilson b nkosi i was like WTF

Boza
31 Jul 2008 07:54

i received an sms from my boyfriend telling me i have the qualities of being a woman...after few days of dating....is he mad??? or i don't appreciate???

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 08:13

@Boza: I assume you mean "wife"...hmmm. Personally, proclamations like that make me uneasy. it's like the old age issue of when to say "I love you". Most girls don't want you to say it on the first few dates, in fact first few months. But some of my guy friends say "If I love you, I love you, what must I do, lie?"...

LM
31 Jul 2008 08:21

LM
31 Jul 2008 08:25

my sms mother is 24hr job no pay no days off most often unappreciated and yet resignation is impossible hollo good mom happy mothers day !!! wooh from u baba wengane zam pho. mmhhhh??? okay, will read it again!

belz
31 Jul 2008 08:31

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 08:46

@LM: The problem is that mathata aka molibelis aka tshepiso, doesn't punctuate, so somethimes, if you guess the right places to put full stops and commas, it'll make sense.

myname
31 Jul 2008 08:54

Mna my worst sms was from uK wam saying,"Sfebe ndini khanditsho ukuba yiba isikhokho sam sesonka, bendisathathe ikhefu.(B**** i didnt say steal my krust, i took a break). So leave my man alone or else you will b KFC.........jhoooo i freaked out sana & i dumped the m***f**F****.And that was Geograph dear ...........i learn NOT to mess with other ladies nonoza. Nawe u can imagine being uKFC yhuuu Thixo nofefe.............

LM
31 Jul 2008 09:00

Rene, that is from Thobeka Jeli....so it's mathata aka molibelis aka tshepiso aka Thobeka Jeli!.argh...konje Thobeka is not mosotho/motswana...

LM
31 Jul 2008 09:00

zolx
31 Jul 2008 09:06

uThobs ke is good ngongabi nazi comas, exclamation marks or full stops. what's worse is she doesnt explain herself kakuhle..,oh hayi noko uthobs ayingomathata..nimenzani ud-maths. come to think of it...uphi uAndi vandag?

LM
31 Jul 2008 09:12

Renegade
31 Jul 2008 09:13

Oh my bad LM. I actually had decided to add Thobeka Jeli to that list, but her xhosa made me decide she's someone else, but as for those 3, i tell you i'm on to somehtin.

faraimagic
31 Jul 2008 09:14

Please Call Merry Christmas!

Nonny
31 Jul 2008 09:26

Ndiyakufuna, la nto imnandi ubundiphe yona phezolo ingandiphilisa. (translated to: i want you, that thing you gave me last night might heal me)
@ Zolx, u see that's what I love about men, sex is always on the A list for them, nomatter how sick they may be, and then women will be all stingy just because of a silly headache........mximmmm ladies, musani ukuncikisela!!!!

myname
31 Jul 2008 09:28

Heaves knows where are my replies.... Am i the only 1 experiencing this s*** on TVSA these days bcoz its not the 1st time & im so sick......yesses!

myname
31 Jul 2008 09:33

mfffffffffimmmmmmm im going home.

cobiefun
31 Jul 2008 09:51

the sms is so cute im thinkin of using it my self!

cobiefun
31 Jul 2008 09:52

can someone tell me where is hlehle(BM)?

Cnglemother
31 Jul 2008 09:59

Cnglemother
31 Jul 2008 10:05

LOL@ Rene and her observations.

kick-s
31 Jul 2008 23:44

Ja i also think there is something wrong because i also cant see my replies yazi.

Strolicious
01 Aug 2008 00:53

LOL @ farai...............tli tli tli...............i hate chain sms's my bf knws dat...i want you to be original is ungithumela umlayezo.................my man ngivele ngimufunela uma angibiza ngesithakazelo sami MaMb......

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 01:07

Welcome Cobiefun and enjoy ur stay. Hlehle is here sisi and she is back by fire by force in my best ( Doris voice). Whats up with that BM in brackets?Hayi order gal uyafika kaloku yini ingathi uyandazi nje.

J-Girl
01 Aug 2008 01:41

and when a shagmate sends "happy birthday sana. u deserve more than i can ever offer" does this mean he is "dumping" you, a friend of mine got this sms and she hasnt called the guy since and her birthday was on Sunday and neither has the guy phofu but then he is out of the country so maybe thats why he's not calling either, does this mean ulahliwe guys?

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 01:51

Yes J- Girl ulahliwe.

J-Girl
01 Aug 2008 01:55

yho :-( ndazmxelela what i was thinking all along, i also thot so but i thot not to jump the gun but then i'm glad someone agrees with me, its clear mos nhe

andi01
01 Aug 2008 02:02

@J-Girl, its obvious ba ulahliwe, and girl ungathi yitshomi kanti nguwe, u shudnt be ashamed nathi kudala salahlwa. Like this one guy I was dating uthi kum, he has lost feelings for any woman, he thinks he might be gay, so i must give him space so that he can discover his true sexual orientation, i understood him and wanted 2 be there and support him, heee but 3 days after he started joling with another girl, and I was thinking, "and then, what happened to him being gay", but its obvious ba he was trying to dump me.

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 02:15

Hola andi01. I was also dumped, he was my first love and he is the one whi broke my virginty, after six months dating he sent me an sms saying that he needs a break and he'll tell me if we can continue frm where we left of. So i told no its fine u can take as long as u like but know one thing that i wont be waiting for u and there are a lot of guys who's been submitting their cv's. I'll choose frm them maybe they wont ask for a break, and it was it.Its not a new thing J- girl kudala isenzeka lento.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 03:17

Ya Hlehle, I am sure he got someone new and exciting coz ke sisi amavirgin ayabanda, soloko esithi hay kubuhlungu LOL

Taleni
01 Aug 2008 03:35

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 03:36

Xa kubuhlungu andi01 kubuhlungu ke. How can he expect things to go smooth in first timers. He new that it was my first time and he could have bengezelad coz i'm new on the field but hey he got what he wanted and left.Neway i thank him for introducing me in to the world of mdavazo.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 03:49

@ Hlehle, He probably didnt know what he was doing himself, so wafumana someone that davazed him instead so he went crazy. Anyways he did you a great favour coz u never would have met ur fiance if u were stuck with that good-for nothing-virgin-breaker (aka Prosper Mkwaiwa, is he the one that broke Kelly's mos)

kick-s
01 Aug 2008 04:01

Hayi Andi yhuu! Kudala wadavazwa laKelly uyambona nje uba yintombi apha ene appetite.

J-Girl
01 Aug 2008 04:13

eish ladies it wld have been betta if it were me coz @least it wld have meant that i got some mdavazo at least...i wish nyani ibindim lo ebeke wazithi but unfortunately the dry season isandiphethe, luckily i'm not one of those preggie ferries that want mdavazo i'm the total opposite.

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 04:22

"Neway i thank him for introducing me in to the world of mdavazo."
@ Hlehle, Ameni ngomdavazo omnandi, amen bazalwane *raising my hand in praise!!!*........LOL
Morning guys, what have I missed, I've been offline all morning yazi???

u4me
01 Aug 2008 04:24

i got this one from a friend: God made us body parts for a reason, Eyes to look at you, Hands to pray for you,Mind to think of you, Heart to miss you and Legs to kick you if you ever 4get me

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 04:25

@zolx and rene hayi shem niyandisukela nje nina and why you guys if ndenze samething wrong nibuza ukuba uphi u andi 01 uzakhundi thini yena ndancanywa mna naye akhazukhulunga ngapha khoko ngumhlobo wam lowa sanukuthelekisa i miss u hlehle and carino molweni mawethu and no corrections

Renegade
01 Aug 2008 04:28

Tsho Thobeka, I tried to read that, mara the xhosa's too much for me. But I was saying that coz you don't speak tswana/sotho, you cant be molibelis aka mathata aka tshepiso. So asi kusukeli

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 04:35

Thobs i'm here sisi ndibuyile ngempela, i missed u too. Morning after later Nonny u didn't miss much. My cousin used to say that when he greets Gogo ( Morning after later ma Oli). LOL

u4me
01 Aug 2008 04:35

talking about mdavazo you remind me of yesternight, uhh it was a night to remember. davazing with people sitting around the study table. it was so romantic, the lady just pretended to be focused on her books while i was busy with her.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:37

Thobeka Jeli, I am xhosa and proud, but sisi please come down on the Ohalo language, abanye bethu would like to understand what you saying but you are limiting them, hay ngxe msunu, yini ndala khawubenovelwano

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 04:37

if you want me to buwa sisotho i can rena hayi shem ndiyadlala khumnyama apha khum ndazi only my si xhosa sana hayi ke ndiphe nam ndikhuphe i dont know even ne english leyo nakhakande why ndi muncu nje andazi ngabazali bam bodwa abaziyo

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:38

Yhuu 4me, what are you saying, heeeeeeee abantu

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:39

Yhe u4me, wamtya wamgqiba abantu bebukele, LOL this is soo unbeilivable ke sana

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 04:40

"God made us body parts for a reason, Eyes to look at you, Hands to pray for you,Mind to think of you, Heart to miss you and Legs to kick you if you ever 4get me"
@ u4me, I like ur sms, but ke since I am a big fan of originality, I will give it a bit of a twist at the end and say:".........God made legs to be opended so we can endure what's in between"........and obviously I won't be sending that to a friend.

Toodecent
01 Aug 2008 04:42

:".........God made legs to be opended so we can endure what's in between"........and obviously I won't be sending that to a friend.>>> The is one Lucky Bustard out there....!!!

zolx
01 Aug 2008 04:43

@zolx and rene hayi shem niyandisukela nje nina - what have i done now???

morning good people still catching up..

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 04:44

"davazing with people sitting around the study table. it was so romantic, the lady just pretended to be focused on her books while i was busy with her."
Haibo u4me, what is so romantic about ukudavaza while some poor lady is tryna study, shem man I am sure she failed her exam this morning, coz she still had the pic of ur thingie in her head.........LOL

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:44

ROTFLMAOL :".........God made legs to be opended so we can endure what's in between", I feel liek endure-ing whats inbetween ngalomzuzu ndithethayo, andiyazi man the rain makes me extra horny

Renegade
01 Aug 2008 04:44

Hai Hai, u4me, that is the funniest comment of the week for me, I actually burst out laughing, good thing my door is closed today...lol!

Thobeka, mina if you want me to read and understand what you said, it's best to write it in Venda, and since i'm pretty sure you can't, the English is the next best thing. All in the interests of trying to understand each other phela

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 04:46

LMAO "hay ngxe msunu, yini ndala khawubenovelwano". Nonny i haven't stopped counting and today its 3 weeks 5 days since ndagcina ukudavazwa. I'm dry as a drought season if uyandithola.

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 04:46

but andi ndishilo nje ndathi i cant bhala isingesi mna mara ndiyazama and its not like i dont want them not to undersand what i"m try to bhala and hope bazo khu qosonda what i"m trying to say thanx ngembono zakho andi and hope one day uzokhuyisho lento yam ne sindukho sam nawe are we zalana same where ndifunu kwazi

Cody
01 Aug 2008 04:47

Jo u4 me, how on earth did you do that?

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:47

@Nonny coz she still had the pic of ur thingie in her, the use of the word thingie, symbolises that you are implying that u4me's thing is very small. LOL

pariri
01 Aug 2008 04:48

morning Nonns welcome back Hlehle
I wish I could blog waya waya today coz its friday but eish umsebenzi awuvumi
@ Andi I wonder why its so difficult for guys to just dump a gal why do they have to come up with all these stupid stories vele

Renegade
01 Aug 2008 04:51

Oh my goodness u4me, you actually said it was ROMANTIC! Hai bo, kanti was is romantic, maybe i've had it all wrong my entire life...tshowe!!!

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 04:51

Behave andi01 behave. Next thing now u'll say to us that u've just been to ur boss's office and damn he is gud in shagging.U were busy on his desk.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:53

@Thobeka Jeli, how would you feel if we all blogged in sepitori, ha or sechangaan, akere you would feel like an outcast. if you claim that you only know one language then sisi you are language-less coz nesisixhosa sakho ingathi sibhalwa ngu Ajax from generations. (uzokhuyisho lento yam ne sindukho = uzokuyitsho lento yakho nesiduko sam)

Cnglemother
01 Aug 2008 04:54

@TJ I dont know which language u better use coz nesixhosa sakho asifundeki, what the hell is i"m try to bhala and hope bazo khu qosonda &uzokhuyisho lento yam ne sindukho sam nawe are we zalana same where ndifunu kwazi ???

andi01
01 Aug 2008 04:55

@Hlehle, not a chance, this garage of mine is only for Steve's bakkie (hay ikari encane). Rhaaa imagine mna nditswebela iboss, yhini leee, iqatywe ntoni yona.

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 04:56

Awunamahloni sisi u4me were u that dry that u cant find other place. Infront of other poor gal.Its gud to be back Pariri.

u4me
01 Aug 2008 04:56

Nonny, she was enjoying every moment of it, i can tell she spreading wider and wider, she even followed me in my car when i was leaving. for the record, i was finger f**cking her. she was following me for the real thing.

Cnglemother
01 Aug 2008 04:57

Andi wow we think alike neh? coz i had not seen yo comment and could not understand *bleep!* what TJ was saying, guess it goes back to Rene's statement which i had found to be valid though she retracted it at Zolx's request LOL!.

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 04:57

"Nonny i haven't stopped counting and today its 3 weeks 5 days since ndagcina ukudavazwa. I'm dry as a drought season if uyandithola."
Don't stress about it Hlehle, u've got me and many more bloggers that are davazing on ur behlaf, that's why I always say a small prayer, b4 round no.1 and say: "Dear gaad, this one is for all my gals that aren't getting any (eg.Hlehle) and most importantly the ones that are getting some but it's unsatisfactory, mababekezele, kusinwa kudedelwane. Ameni"

Hey there Pariri.

"@Nonny coz she still had the pic of ur thingie in her, the use of the word thingie, symbolises that you are implying that u4me's thing is very small. LOL"
LMAO, Andi01 u are bad!!!!

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 04:59

Its not like u'll be fantacising him wena u'll be doing it for ukuba uhorny nje no strings attached sex.

Cnglemother
01 Aug 2008 05:00

uzokhuyisho lento yam ne sindukho = uzokuyitsho lento yakho nesiduko sam) tl-tl-tl! Canadism invades all ethnic tribes I guess.

felfel
01 Aug 2008 05:02

hay ngxe msunu, yini ndala khawubenovelwano......... which msunu is this by the way ????????

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 05:06

How will i not stress Nonny if there ladies who are naughty like u4me and mna i dnt get anything. But u know mos i'll survive.

Thobeka uphangela phi lento ungakwazi ukukhumsha kangaka. Kunzima nokubhala isiXhosa esisakho ke usithethayo. Uyasihlaza sisi isizwe sakwaXhosa nyusa ikawusi zakho sisi okanye u attende i English classes. Umdala for ukuba ungakwazi ukuKhumsha for crying out loud.

Renegade
01 Aug 2008 05:06

Which Statement Cngle, the one about similarities? Makes you suspicious ne?

u4me
01 Aug 2008 05:09

i am out of here, back after lunch............love you guys
hlehle, just hook up with me i will open it up for you. you will be the judge if i have a thing or mshini

felfel
01 Aug 2008 05:10

Awu kanti u u4me ebesonwaya nje ngomnwe...mnxim.....funza nge nja enganamazinyo...uSpotie

Cnglemother
01 Aug 2008 05:10

yah Rene about the similarities.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:12

@cnglemother Canadism invades all ethnic tribes I guess., ROTFLMAOL, jy het my klaar gemaak, hay undigqibile sana.
which msunu is this by the way ????????-Thobeka Jeli's clan name is msunu

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:14

@felfel, Awu kanti u u4me ebesonwaya nje ngomnwe...mnxim.....funza nge nja enganamazinyo...uSpotie, whuu whoo caba ufuna ugqonkqonkqo yonke le mihla wena felfel.

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 05:15

@ felfel the one and only msunu plp what ever those girls do dont get horny apha e tvsa i know fantacising about sex can get you horny hlehle please dont andi u have lots of talent nakwi sex ukhona sisi all the best for wena

zolx
01 Aug 2008 05:15

funza nge nja enganamazinyo...uSpotie..wooohooooo.....naughty naugty..i also thot he got the real deal...uxhoma engenazipeks uu4me

felfel
01 Aug 2008 05:16

Is there a clan name enguMSunu Andie01???? I know there's Vela bembhentsele but Msunu??? first I hear it.............

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:16

So Thobeka Jeli, if u dont understand english, how did you register. nawe are we zalana same where ndifunu kwazi, rhaaaaaaaaaaa uve kuthiwa ndizalana nendawo ezinukayo kakade.

zolx
01 Aug 2008 05:20

@andi - whuu whoo
me- wooohooooo

andi i hadnt seen your reply when i posted that but i guess- great minds think alike nhe?

Thobs i like you...maybe its because ungugama kaMakazi wam.So iadvice from one friend to another - if you want people to understand your writing, please use fullstops and comas and we'll take it from there.

felfel
01 Aug 2008 05:20

ndifuna ugonondo Andie01 not usiba.............lol

zolx
01 Aug 2008 05:21

rhaaaaaaaaaaa uve kuthiwa ndizalana nendawo ezinukayo kakade. - heee heee LOL

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:23

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 05:23

@hlehle thanx alot i will take english classes happy now

zolx
01 Aug 2008 05:23

ugonondo - Yhuuuu felfel...ugonondo lo woyikekayo..sounds like the donkey size kinda gonondo to me...LOL

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:25

@felfel, hay maan that thing should be too big as in the type that "bhoboza's" it should be mid-size, kodwa ingade ibe sisitwentshu (2 short)

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 05:25

Thobeka i'm not fantacising about sex sisi uyithatha phi ke leyo. Listen makuthethwa neh.

u4me
01 Aug 2008 05:26

Hey Felfel, come on now how can shag her infront of peolple like that, i was just appetising her as she was craving and itching for it. LOL @ Zolx, you are so bad.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:27

Anyways guys there is uGonondo aka Bhomboshol, then there is "tinkilili" so mna I wud rather go for uGonondo, i will get used to it, there aint no gettin used to "tinkilili", it just keep shrinking.

pariri
01 Aug 2008 05:28

@hlehle thanx alot i will take english classes happy now
udlala ngathi kodwa Thobeka coz xa afuna ukusibhala isilungu uyasibhala
uzokhuyisho lento yam ne sindukho
andikuqondi noba ungumxhosa kakuhle wena yintoni lento ufaka o H kuyo yonke indawo haybooo sisi sudlalisa ngathi maan

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 05:30

Why would i be happy when u r going to take English classes. U not going to do that for me u'll be helping urself not me, so i dont see any reason to be happy about in that. When will u be taking them if i didn't suggest that.I hope u'll be taking them for urself not us TVSA bloggers.

pariri
01 Aug 2008 05:30

LOL Andi @ Bhomboshol

zolx
01 Aug 2008 05:31

uyithatha phi - heee bethuna i should pull my head out of the gutter. YOu know i read that as "uyithanda ipipi"...sorry guys maybe my body needs a good shag right now.

felfel
01 Aug 2008 05:33

I'm with you Andie01 all the way..............who wants a tinkilili vele???? LOL

u4me kaloku the way u first said it, made it sound like u were doing the real thing which was odd cos u said there were plp around the table.........

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:36

Some people are hopeless, we are here bloggin about the most important thing "uncansi and all its accessories", there are people who have the nerve to blogg about SABC repeat shows, eshe hay mh mh

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 05:39

@ andi mnnxim!!!!!! what ever ' andinuki mna yes umsunu uyanuka but not me .hlehle u have came down on me so hard for give me sisi if i did you wrong ngokhu hlazisa ama xhosa but i think " i "m the one those been disgrace

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 05:41

Me too andi01 i'll go for "Bhombosholo" not "tinkilili". Where the writer of this article neway? to call order.

u4me
01 Aug 2008 05:41

felfel: i know, it was my intetion to entice you, now i know for sure common sense is not that common. pls 4give me for leaving you high and dry

felfel
01 Aug 2008 05:42

VIva Andie01 nocansi lwakho sana..................LOL

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 05:46

@ Thobeka "@ andi mnnxim!!!!!! what ever ' andinuki mna yes umsunu uyanuka but not me .hlehle u have came down on me so hard for give me sisi if i did you wrong ngokhu hlazisa ama xhosa but i think " i "m the one those been disgrace.
ROTFLAMAOL. tl tlt tl tl hih hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hahaha ahahaha.

@Andi read the above bold lines again sisi. Yho uyabheda lomntu ngempela ingathi sephenduke wasisiduko sakhe ngempela manje.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 05:54

@Hlehle ROTFLAMAOL. hih hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hahaha ahahaha

hlehle u have came down on me so hard for give me sisi if i did you wrong ngokhu hlazisa ama xhosa but i think " i "m the one those been disgrace. watch out mathata looks liek you ahve a competition.

I am sure uThobeka Jeli is one of those people that say -disdrace (disgrace), prate (plate), idrand pa (grand pa), preton (petrol), bhlanti (brandy).

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 05:55

hlehle no andi and all ather bloqs.enjoy this wanderful day and your weekend plp
i"m gone over and out

Thobeka Jeli
01 Aug 2008 05:59

@hayi boo!!!!! ANDI 01 what have i done kuni today yi!!!!ho

sjura
01 Aug 2008 05:59

@ Hlehle cant believe you are the who is making fun of other people. If my memory serves me right you also started somewhere and I am not gona botha going into details of where you started uyazazi we were both here (TVSA), you should know better and how it feels, so pliz ke sisi what you doing to TJ is not on at all.

I am out....

Yours Faithful
Sjura

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 06:01

@ andi01 i can imagine her saying to her daughter ' wir ur prz bling me dati grass nonoza" instead of "will u plz bring me that glass nonoza".

@ Thobeka what do u mean when u say u gone over and out? Elaborate plz sisi.
True so about Mathata having competition andi01

andi01
01 Aug 2008 06:01

LOL @ Yours Faithful

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 06:08

@ Sjura plz go there coz i never heard of anyone telling me about my mistakes here, and for the record as u can c i have improved.I have learnt frm my mistakes and i so wish she can do the same but she doesn't seem like she wants to improve. Actually why didn't u make fun of me at that time?

Well be out gal my faithful Sjura.

Cody
01 Aug 2008 06:09

I am sure uThobeka Jeli is one of those people that say -disdrace (disgrace), prate (plate), idrand pa (grand pa), preton (petrol), bhlanti (brandy). itjhuu!! kwa kwa kwa, the imaginary kills me!! lol!!!!

Yours Faithful double ROFLMAO!!

Thesh
01 Aug 2008 06:10

Hay, UTJ wenza ngabom, I can't imagine someone who claims to be employed angakwazi ukukhumsa, or write something that makes sense, nathi sizama sisiya, yena akazami nokuzama.

About umdavazo, Nonny, when you get one this weekend, also include im in your prayers, I realy need one or else I'll go crazy.

Kakade ikhona lento kuthiwa ke letswayi, if ikhona, mna lindiphe streit,

andi01
01 Aug 2008 06:13

To all those that are mdavazo-less, I am selling vibrators, at extra low low prices, of course prices increase with size. All colours and shapes. Please PM me to place an order.

zolx
01 Aug 2008 06:17

Thobeka..you know what.Apha you must have fun - when ppl correct you dont take it as if bayakugezela, kuncedwa wena ekugqibeleni and all done in the name of fun. One of my reasons of logging here every weekday is so i can have a good laugh - it can be at your expense today but ngomso asisathethi lo nto and ppl could be laughing at me. Dont take things personal and so serious otherwise uzakufa usemncinci of a heart attack.

And mna i do think you're taking our advice..look at this: andi mnnxim!!!!!! what ever ' andinuki mna yes umsunu uyanuka but not me . here you used iexlamation marks nefullstop. that's a good one and you see the impact those smallanyana things make to what you're trying to convey???/

okay..back to talking about umdavazo nangona ndihamba in a few minutes. Going to a work team building session and i plan on having a few drinks for old time sakes and just to drown my sorrows a little bit. Cant remember the last time i was drunk...looking forward to it - i must say

zolx
01 Aug 2008 06:21

iexlamation - meant exclamation.

Nonny, when you get one this weekend, also include im in your prayers - oh hayi baninzi abantu uNonny azabenzela this weekend so i'll take this one off her otherwise she wont be able to go to work on Monday from 15 rounds davazing for fellow bloggers. Dont worry Thesh, i'll dedicate the first round to you TONIGHT not ngomso... heee heee

mazemnyama
01 Aug 2008 06:56

hlehle no andi plz stop it if isilungu sika thobeka isnt gud enaf for you two just read the next persons comments. uyadika u TVSA xa esiba nge petty issues.
please bantu abadala bhave

Hlehle
01 Aug 2008 07:04

Hi mazemnyama kunjani sisi?

andi01
01 Aug 2008 07:42

MAze-black, we dont have a problem with TJ's english, but our concern is that , when blogging she should consider those that are interested in her smart ideas, but do not understand isiXhosa. however I do have a problem with her Xhosa, how can she be proud Xhosa when she cant even write her mother tongue, I am disgusted.

Thesh
01 Aug 2008 07:47

Zolx, thanks, I'll be waiting to here from you on monday, Its a pity my phone doesn't allow me to blog on it, say data too big,

@ Andi, I think I'll take your advice on vibrators, still thinking about the size.

Mazemnyama, there are things called constructive critisism, but u TJ, doesn't seem to understand that, which makes reading her blogs difficult to read, you have to think very hard, which is difficult on a Friday afternoon. more especially if u r mdavaloless and have nothing to console yourself with after reading that

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 07:50

"however I do have a problem with her Xhosa, how can she be proud Xhosa when she cant even write her mother tongue, I am disgusted."
Ouch Andi01........eish mara lento ka TJ iyihlazo ngemepla, atleat mina I know that my English may not be up to scratch but isiZulu sami, damn I'm proud of sona, coz it's the real deal. Nawe TJ, u must atleast try to learn ur home language so that u can post readable replies for ama blogger vha???

carino
01 Aug 2008 07:51

LOL @ maze-black > blackmaze > black muis > black mouse... @andi/kk.

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 07:57

"Mazemnyama, there are things called constructive critisism, but u TJ, doesn't seem to understand that, which makes reading her blogs difficult to read, you have to think very hard, which is difficult on a Friday afternoon. more especially if u r mdavaloless and have nothing to console yourself with after reading that"
ahhahashaha Thesh, u chaza me yazi!!!

mazemnyama
01 Aug 2008 08:05

I am sure uThobeka Jeli is one of those people that say -disdrace (disgrace), prate (plate), idrand pa (grand pa), preton (petrol), bhlanti (brandy).

@ andi01 i can imagine her saying to her daughter ' wir ur prz bling me dati grass nonoza" instead of "will u plz bring me that glass nonoza".

and this is called constructive critisism??? anyhu mdavazo or no mdavazo i am sure we all can just scroll down to comments we understand instead of making an issue abt someone elses bad gramma in whatever language.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 08:21

@Maze-swart, ibizi jokes ke ezo, surely no Thobeka Jeli, took them as such, whats the deal with you, do u wanna shag TJ or what.

andi01
01 Aug 2008 08:24

Get a man sisi, or better yet a hobby coz no man can stand your whining personality.

Thesh
01 Aug 2008 08:42

Mazemnyama,I'm just wondering when did you start blogging, over some weeks now, TJ,'s been advised of the same thing, she doesn't want to change instead she's always saying she can't speak the lang, and she wants to blog, why can't she do at least one thing, either she writes correct Xhosa or try another lang.

Now you're trying to defend her, and I can hear her laughing at you saying, look at that 1, I got her under my wing.

If the fire is too hot for you, get out of the kitchen, cause there's no use in us replying and leave other ppl's comments because they dont want to listen.

Sorry for a long essay. izibiini zam ziphezulu

carino
01 Aug 2008 09:10

i-yho!

Cnglemother
01 Aug 2008 09:16

preton - LOL!

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 09:26

Sorry for a long essay. izibiini zam ziphezulu
Thatha Tesh, talk about a sizzling newcomer, hayi cha uyababa shem............LOL

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 09:41

I am sure uThobeka Jeli is one of those people that say -disdrace (disgrace), prate (plate), idrand pa (grand pa), preton (petrol), bhlanti (brandy).
- hahahahhaha Mazemnyama, u have officially made my day!!!!

mazemnyama
01 Aug 2008 09:42

hayi wethu mhlambi ndakuphendula ngomvulo sisi eyoba ndiqale nini ukublogga andiqondi uba iyakufuna.

anyhu phola njengomntu wonke olapha bendiveza ezam izimvo.....

belz
01 Aug 2008 09:47

ehehehehheheheheh, thatha!!!!

Thesh
01 Aug 2008 09:51

I'll be waiting for your response.

Anyway, getting back to the topic,

my sms is: I think u r careless, u always leave things behind just like now, u just came to my mind & left a smile on my face. (could a chain msg butI liked it)

Bloggers have a fab weekend, Nonny, dont 4get to dedicate that round for me.

Going home no.

Probable chill infront of tv sip a glass of wine all by myself

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 09:54

hehehehehehe after Belz!!!

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 09:59

Nonny, dont 4get to dedicate that round for me.
Will do hey.........

Probable chill infront of tv sip a glass of wine all by myself
Don't u wanna invite Mazemnyama, u guys could make a great team as friends u know.

Cnglemother
01 Aug 2008 10:01

hawu bantu Nonnz, kanti uzodliwa this weekend siyakubongela bathong - umuntu nomuntu unelanga lakhe i guess. I will just stare at the totolozi this weekend just massage it nothing major - ndonele as it is.

Cheers guys

Nonny
01 Aug 2008 10:11

"hawu bantu Nonnz, kanti uzodliwa this weekend siyakubongela bathong - umuntu nomuntu unelanga lakhe i guess. I will just stare at the totolozi this weekend just massage it nothing major - ndonele as it is."

Kanti ucathi udliwa wedwa yini, we all have opipzo bethu abahlezi besilindile be on stand-by........LOL

Best-Achiever
14 Nov 2008 08:25

Just got an sms now and it reads
"Sweety, can you please choose any destination you wanna go to on your birthday around South Africa and let me know so i ca get someone to do the bookings for us, let it be for the 12-16 Dec and let it have nice places we can visit while we are there. I love you so so much"

and now im so confused

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