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When no one is watching.

Written by Renegade from the blog ReneDays on 19 Aug 2008
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I’m weird. That’s a given. Well, atleast from where I stand. You see, I have this thing – I feel like I have an audience to my life. I’m not really sure who makes up the audience, but it exists. When I’m alone, I tend to feel like I’m being watched. Not in a “I’m crazy and schitz” way. I know I’m not being watched, but I can’t help acting like I am, and almost thinking twice about the things I do when “no one” is watching.
Now, this has led me to think about the things that people do when they think no one is around. The world is a critical place, it limits us as far as what we can and can’t do, that’s fact. But now and again, an opportunity comes round when we are alone, completely alone, except for my audience in my case.

I must add though, that my audience is reasonable, while I know they are there, I feel free enough to do anything in their presence.
Below is a list a few of the things I do, and the things I think other people do. I wont say which I do and which I don’t.

Drinking from the fridge
I grew up with my mother. She’s a fussy woman about hygiene and the likes, but being a child, there were things I’d just do. One day, while she was in the bedroom, I took a 2 litre coke straight from the fridge to my mouth, and just drank! Now, as murphy’s law are what they are, she came out at that very point to catch me in the act. Needless to say, I was punished accordingly, and in my day, that did not mean “grounding”.
Now older and wiser, I do get tempted to just drink from the bottle, as to whether I do or not is another issue, I’m just highlighting the issue. 


Done this a couple of times?


Clothing
This one is funny. Do you ever wear a torn shirt maybe, knowing you’ll be wearing a jersey the whole day so no one will see it?
Do you ever wear torn underwear? Or a dirty bra because all your lift ups are dirty and you need to wear a lift up. Notice that dirty is not like dirty for a child. Dirty refers to a bra that’s been worn 2 or 3 times without washing. 


Always clean?

Going from the bathroom naked.
Ok, I’ll admit, I do this one. If I know I’m alone in the house, I’ll leave the bathroom after a bath naked. In fact, I’ll even eat and watch TV in my fleshy naked self! 



Picking your nose
Bit disgusting, but when you know, or think no one is watching, would/do you pick your nose? Notice that “picking” your nose refers to using your finger, not using a tissue. 


No, not picking your nose like that!

Like this: 



Messages or photos on phone
Ok, if a friend or partner, or anyone, leaves their phone with you, and is not around, do you leave the phone alone. Or do you go to messages and photos? 


Not your cellphone is it?

These are just a few of the things I’ve always wondered if people do when under the impression that no one is watching. So please educate me, do you do these things? What other things do you do?

Also, am I the only one who feels she has an audience?




302 Comments

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 02:28

Ok, let me have it.

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 02:36

Nice one Rene, I can sense u're gonna get interesting responses!
BTW, thank u 4 including pics as well.

carino
19 Aug 2008 02:41

yes, Nonny's right... interesting indeed. I'll read the responses.

Molilo
19 Aug 2008 02:43

I fart a lot
I always leave the bathroom naked as I stay alone
I pick my nose everyday I have dry flu I cannot avoid this and cannot use tissue 24/7 I must make life a lil easy 4 me
I sometrimes drink from the fridge especially if whateva i drink is almost finishing
I think I sometimes wear a bra 3 times but not consecutively
It seems I am the most unhyginic individual

myname
19 Aug 2008 02:44

LOL Rene. Ok about the naked part i do & let mi remind you im sharing with another lady but sometimes i 4get there is some1.......... I wil come back now Rene .just now

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 02:44

eish nami most of the time i feel like ngine audience or paparazzi following me all the time...so i try not to do any thing i would regret later after it has been on the front page of Kasi express

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 02:47

I fart a lot - 
@Molilo-I forgot to include this one. especially when i'm in the office alone, and again because of Murphy's law, somoene will come in 5 seconds after i fart...lol!

oh geez monchooza, you feel me ke about the audience thing!

Myname, hayi bo, poor lady having to see you naked!

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 02:49

LMAO @ Monchy and Kassi Express, I know what u mean mfethu, izintathele zase lokshin zihlezi zihlomile.........LOL

LM
19 Aug 2008 02:49

Great article Rene...

For me it will be..to wipe something off the floor (in the kitchen) with a dish cloth when I'm lazy to fetch sekoropo/lappie(don't know what it is called in english)...

when I'm home and pigging out on pizza or chicken, I would stop for a minute or two, look around  just to confirm that no one is looking at me through a window or monga wa lebati (door).

the other ones will gross you out.....

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 02:52

..peeing on a cooldrink bottle when its at nyt and I am lazy to go to the loo

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 02:53

For me it will be..to wipe something off the floor (in the kitchen) with a dish cloth when I'm lazy to fetch sekoropo/lappie(don't know what it is called in english
Buahahaha, this is one of those i didn't want to admit to doing...LOL!

belz
19 Aug 2008 02:58

peeing on a cooldrink bottle when its at nyt and I am lazy to go to the loo> OMG!!! someone i once knew used to do this and it disgusted me so badly!!!! how far is the loo kanti???

I drink from the bottle all the time. i know its bad, bad , bad, but i cant help it. especially with coke, i think that if i pour it into a glass it loses the acid.

Nice one Rens, this is going to be intresting.

awelani
19 Aug 2008 02:58

For me it will be..to wipe something off the floor (in the kitchen) with a dish cloth when I'm lazy to fetch sekoropo/lappie(don't know what it is called in english)... I know xctaly what u mean, i do it too.

When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubbles).

Toodecent
19 Aug 2008 02:58

I always go to and leave the bathroom half naked. Eish the one that i always do and usually do it when am at home if the one of walking with my underware and wearing a tshirt. I feel free when doing that.
Drinking from the fridge ... especially milk and coldrinks when am babalased.
Messages or photos on phone........ does it only if the person is aware taht am doing it. 

andi01
19 Aug 2008 02:59

It has to be farting out loud,

Toodecent
19 Aug 2008 03:01

The audience thing I think its normal or what because I always feel that and the worse part people would greet me even though I have no idea of who the hell they are.

pullie
19 Aug 2008 03:01

tjooo...sbu001!! heheheeeee..........

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:02

When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubbles). - OMG AWELANI!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hai, that has to be one of the greatest...hay bo!!!

Lol Sbu, you need to get a skiki(sp?)

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 03:03

"When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubbles)."
hahahahahah OMG Awe, u don't value ur body, don't u know that u can get amashubaba umzimba wonke from doing that, sunglight liquid pho?

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:04

I also leave the bathroom naked (when um alone ofcos), then as um putting on my body lotion, i'll start doing the Beyonce dance(dont know what it';s calld) or try 2 do some moved i saw on some movie/Dirty dance (ol dis looking @ the mirro).

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:05

putting a tie 2 hide the collar of ur dirty shirt

Lemon_Lite
19 Aug 2008 03:05

The awful thing that I do - my mom hates it... 
In winter - I sleep with socks on and in the morning after a take a bath... I put the same socks on - this will go on for about 3 days.. sleeping in the same socks that I wear to work...my mother gets worked up... "Sies - what kind of girl are you.. I'm going to tell all your friends.. hayi Sies maan"
Now that I've written it down - I see how dirty my habit is!!!

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:07

I put the same socks on - this will go on for about 3 days.. sleeping in the same socks that I wear to work...my mother gets worked 

lemon lite-have u noticed how clean these socks get in the morning with no bad odour there is no way u can think twice about wearing them

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:07

Now that I've written it down - I see how dirty my habit is!!!

Exactly, once you read, you are almost embarrassed to say it. But the nice thing is that so many ppl do these things that we are so afraid to say we do, but it does not make it right, don't get me wrong!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:07

Nonny, what's a gal 2 do when the foam bath is finished and the rand is low?? I grab my dish liquid.  What do nu mean um gonna get amashubaba?

I also go thru my niece's phone 2 c what she's been up to, the sms's and picures.

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:08

@Rene what is a skiki?

belz
19 Aug 2008 03:09

When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubbles).>LOL!!! awe!!! what about people who use OMO to bath, WTF????

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:09

Nonny, what's a gal 2 do when the foam bath is finished and the rand is low?? I grab my dish liquid.

I lyk this one

LM
19 Aug 2008 03:10

then as um putting on my body lotion, i'll start doing the Beyonce dance(dont know what it';s calld) or try 2 do some moved i saw on some movie/Dirty dance (ol dis looking @ the mirro).OMG Awe, that's me there! especially after I watched Queens of Comedy...I will imitate Sommone..imagine that I had a hoolahoop(sp) around my waist and doing the ssss sounds!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:14

Hayi man Rene, now u making us expose ourselves, hi hi hi..

Belz, OMO?? I have never used that. 

LM, we are normal, LOL.

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:15

@Sbu001: a skiki is a bowl that's used in houses where the toilet is outside. Its meant specifically for a number 1 at night, for a no2, you have to go outside and face the monkeys and cats...lol!

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:16

Hayi man Rene, now u making us expose ourselves, hi hi hi..
@Awelani: It's good, makes you see that you might just be normal after all!

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:18

@Rene hw will I explain dat  2 ma ppl visiting ma place....da toilet is nt far but coz i used to do it at varsity when the toilet was a little bit Im just used  doing dat...

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:22

@Sbu: You slide it under your bed...no one needs to see it. And if it's an overnight guest sleeping in your room, which is more embarrasing? Pissing in the can, which is meant for drinking, or pissing in the skiki, which is meant for pissing? Lol

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 03:22

One of the craziest things i do and Like is peeing in the kitchen sink.....i dont think it unhygienic cause after peeing i open the taps and rinse...

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:22

Rene hw will I explain dat 2 ma ppl visiting ma place....da toilet is nt far but coz i used to do it at varsity when the toilet was a little bit far Im just used doing dat...

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:24

monchooza-nd u watch ur dishes in the same place

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 03:25

"Nonny, what's a gal 2 do when the foam bath is finished and the rand is low?? I grab my dish liquid. What do nu mean um gonna get amashubaba?"
@ Awelani - Forget about the form and just use the normal bar soap. Amashubaba are these dark and light spots *eish I dunno how to chaza them in Ingrish* All I know is that Sunglight Liquid is good for washing floor tiles as well, as for ur body, hayi cha shem uyangithusa!!!!

Firstdvd
19 Aug 2008 03:25

Monchoo...kitchen sink pho! Lol!

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 03:26

form-foam

Fluffy Head
19 Aug 2008 03:28

- The minute I come into my place, take off my clothes and just have a T-shirt and undies on...Sometimes I forget I'm not appropriately dressed and just get up and open the door. I hate being dressed in the house_its not comfortable
- After having a shower on weekends I sometimes just fall asleep no clothes on nothing - in my catsuite I guess....
- If I run out shower gel, I will almost always resort to my shampoo (hair shampoo).
- Sometimes I use magarine to mosturise my lips...
- I always drink water out of the bottle...my friends now know - there is a me bottle and everyone else bottle.

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:29

Rene, dat thing makes the room smell, we used to have it @ home (venda), even thou we wud take it outside for some fresh air in the morning, it wud b smelling when we brot it inside @ nyt.

LOL @ facing the cats and monkeys, kanti where r u from where u have monkeys running around zwitensini(dont know the english word 4 dis)??LOL.

Anada thing dat makes me normal is making sure dat when um eating my meat, the bone will b left skoen, with no trace of meat left on it.

Also when my custard (in cartoon) is finished, i cut open the cartoon and lick the remaining custard, cant just throw it away knowing dat there is still some left, never. 

PS: Dont judge me, LOL

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 03:29

yeah i wash the dishes there...and since i still use iskiki....(my room has no bathroom)...sometime i wake up in the middle of the night wanting to pee but the bathroom is too far so i use what ever container in my room that is empty i.e glass, cup, etc...

i even use the cups and plates as ash trays....because they are washable

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:31

One of the craziest things i do and Like is peeing in the kitchen sink.....i dont think it unhygienic cause after peeing i open the taps and rinse...
But why Monchooza, coz the kitchen sink is higher than you thingitjie, so you have to make an effort, so there must be a reason....?

Sometimes I use magarine to mosturise my lips... 
Lol@ fluffyhead, I hate the smell of magarine, cant imagine that!

pullie
19 Aug 2008 03:32

Monchoo... u use ur kitchen, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

pullie
19 Aug 2008 03:32

Monchoo... u use ur kitchen, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

belz
19 Aug 2008 03:33

monchoooooooza!!!!!!!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:34

Sies Monchooza, Kitchen Zink.

Fluffy;- Sometimes I use magarine to mosturise my lips... Really?, daz it work??

Nonny, I'll try 2 buy @lst 2 bottles of Foam bath to avoid using dish liquid.

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:35

Tsho, you guys are funny...hands down!

LOL @ facing the cats and monkeys, kanti where r u from where u have monkeys running around zwitensini(dont know the english word 4 dis)??LOL
@Awe: I grew up in Soweto, and the myth was that baloi are at large in the wee hours of the morning, some claimed to have seen them on  brooms, hence, going out at night was not an option, mina in the rare case that a no2 was needed at night, I would wake my mother up to go with me!

felfel
19 Aug 2008 03:35

This is nice guys, eish the things I do in ma house, i walk around naked , especially in winter after i take a bath cos my body temperature is still high and i feel like i'm the only person who can't feel the cold (only for 30mins)

If i have to go to the loo and thers something nice on TV, i switched up the volume and leave the door open in the loo while i'm there. Can't miss anything

Sometimes I'll pig out and feel like someone's watching, close the curtains and continue...........(i'm on 3rd floor by the way)

I repeat socks also...........

I dance around ma house and do kinky dances naked.........

I wear excessive make up and take pics when i'm in the house......never step oputside like that.....

I try to crack email passwords of ex's and delete their entire mail if they piss me off.................done it on 3 already..........

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:36

so i use what ever container in my room that is empty i.e glass, cup, etc...Siieess man.

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 03:36

how about hiding the meat when  under the food whn the 4rnd/neighbour comes over to visit or borrow something

belz
19 Aug 2008 03:37

If I run out shower gel, I will almost always resort to my shampoo (hair shampoo> LOL, i also use handwash when i run out of shower gel or foam bath.

pullie
19 Aug 2008 03:37

eissshhh Monchoo...how wil i visit u & eat in thoz plates knowin u got thz habit of using thm...

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:38

how about hiding the meat when under the food whn the 4rnd/neighbour comes over to visit or borrow something

If i have to go to the loo and thers something nice on TV, i switched up the volume and leave the door open in the loo while i'm there. Can't miss anything

BUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:39

I also repeat socks and bras, 

I wear excessive make up and take pics when i'm in the house......never step oputside like that..... LOL.

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 03:39

the aim is not to judge...remeber that.

yes the zinki is high but there are chairs in the kitchen....and in anycase like i said i love doing that i have been doing it since i was a kid....but remember i only do it  when i think i am alone

belz
19 Aug 2008 03:41

how about hiding the meat when under the food whn the 4rnd/neighbour comes over to visit or borrow something> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 03:41

dont worry Pullie we will order take aways...but my dishes are klin

Da Rebel 1
19 Aug 2008 03:42

I fart a lot   LMSBAO @ Molilo!! 

let me carry on reading............

awelani
19 Aug 2008 03:44

how about hiding the meat when under the food whn the 4rnd/neighbour comes over to visit or borrow something....I know what u mean, when sum1 knox, i wud take my food the kitchen and put it in the oven until that person has left.

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 03:45

he aim is not to judge...remeber that

Yes Monchooza, can we all remember that! We can express our shock, but remember, we all have our oddities!

Da Rebel 1
19 Aug 2008 03:46

..peeing on a cooldrink bottle when its at nyt and I am lazy to go to the loo

OMG Sbu!!!!! what if you trip on that bottle? oh my world!!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 03:47

-i always gobble a teaspoon of sugar whenever i make myself coffee/tea

-pour in an extra teaspoon of sugar in my tea/coffe after i've stirred so i can scoop the bit that's left in the bottom with my fingers...finger licking good

-whenever i'm naked infront of the mirror i practice my  stripper moves, especially the booty hopping/shaking ones, then laugh it off and always wonder if God is shaking his head in disbelief at what i'm doing.........crazy

- i'll always wash,comb and tie my hair neatly and then put on my makeup before cleaning the house....then wash again.......crazy






Pooky
19 Aug 2008 03:48

...meant wash my body, comb my hair etc...

LM
19 Aug 2008 03:49

One of the craziest things i do and Like is peeing in the kitchen sink.....i dont think it unhygienic cause after peeing i open the taps and rinse... Now that Monchooza has mentioned this...I don't think mine is crazy at all: I sometimes rinse my mouth in the sink, especially after chowing chicken or ribs bones...offcourse I also open the tap and rinse the sink!

I also pee in the shower when having a shower, and the feeling is out of this world. I clean afterwards with Mr Muscle...LOL

Cody
19 Aug 2008 03:50

Jo Awe Monchoo and Sbu, you are one of the weirdest pees i know!!! sis on you! and here i am thinking my habit of eating my snort was grouse..... not until i heard your stories> ewww!! im over that habit now, i did that until i was 18. lol

Da Rebel 1
19 Aug 2008 03:50

When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubbles). hahahahaaa @ Aweleni I hope that doesn't cause rash or a thrush...... :)

Miss K
19 Aug 2008 03:52

U guys are just hilarious!! But its good to see that i'm normal, i was starting to think im the only 1 with these habits! I will not get into any specifics just incase my roomate is reading this!

Fluffy Head
19 Aug 2008 03:57

OMG you guys are crazy.....There is something a bit disurbing though sbout the sink and bottle episodes..yhooo

felfel
19 Aug 2008 03:57

I also rinse my mouth in the sink sometimes and then clean it with Jik/Bleach......Have ya'll used a t-shirt to blow ur noise when u've run out of tissues in winter....???? I have and i can never bring maself to wash the t-shirt then i throw it away.............

Da Rebel 1
19 Aug 2008 03:59

One of the craziest things i do and Like is peeing in the kitchen sink.....i dont think it unhygienic cause after peeing i open the taps and rinse... 

Yuck!!!!

mayandie
19 Aug 2008 03:59

Yho you guys are very funny & I also do some of the things & at least I'm not alone hey.......

LM
19 Aug 2008 03:59

Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water.....

Centrepiece
19 Aug 2008 04:00

I also like to wipe the floor with a dish cloth if ther is no Skorobho nearby and im in a hurry. I wear my bras more than twice smtims but pissing on a sink i'll have to try that ............................Monchooooooooooooooza!!!!!!!!!!

belz
19 Aug 2008 04:00

LM: DISGUSTING, YOU NEED HELP, THERAPIST OR SOMETHING, OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 04:00

and here i am thinking my habit of eating my snort was grouse..
No cody, that's worse...lol, you should see the expression on my face

Ok, here's more of mine that I remembered as I read your guys' repsonses:

- Back in primary school, I used to pee in the bath as I got in, and continue to wash, and I honestly saw nothing wrong with that until I was older. 

-Sometimes when I'm cooking, I'll take the stirring spoon and taste what I'm cooking,and put it back to stir with again...

Fluffy Head
19 Aug 2008 04:00

hahahahaaa @ Aweleni I hope that doesn't cause rash or a thrush...... :) No actually - its kinda good sometimes better than the soaps we use...Have guys ever used the green bar sunlight (istena not the liquid). When I was in varsity I used it exclusively for my face and it did wonders cause I never had acne untill I started working and buying fancy face washers

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 04:03

LM, sorry to say,I don't do that, I'd rather wipe the bit of blood on what i'm wearing, If it's dark enough!

As for the bras, I don't think it's feasible to wear you bra once, mina  because i wear matching sets, I put the bra back, wash the panties, and next time, i'll wear the bra again with it's clean matching panty.

felfel
19 Aug 2008 04:04

Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water.....


LM this one calls for judging.........that is beyond disgusting, please stop it!!!!!!!!!!!
SIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's dirty blood, if it was clean don't you think we'd be donating it to the blood bank??????????

LM
19 Aug 2008 04:04

Have ya'll used a t-shirt to blow ur noise when u've run out of tissues in winter....???? Felfel, even when I have plenty of tissues I do this....esp when I'm sitting comfortably and don't want to stand/walk to get a tissue.

kick-s
19 Aug 2008 04:04

I also have an audience Rene, my dad. He passed away last year and somehow i always feel that he is standing outside my window watching me. Even when i'm davazing, if i look at the window i see his image. Its all in my head i know...weird. 

Fluffy Head
19 Aug 2008 04:05

LM - Eeeeeuwwwww, that is just gross - are you tryig to kill yourself...

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 04:05

and when my shoes are dusty i just pull up my pants at the bottom and then wipe my shoes with the socks i am wearing.....

when i dont have a tooth pick i just bite/cut a finger nail and use it as a tooth pick

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 04:05

This is such an interesting article.....will be back after 12pm-have office company!

Nna 

i pick food droppings and pop them in my mouth-i.e if it's stuff i've just dropped, like a piece of meat from the place, le zimba from a packet , a smartie from its box..that kinda thing.

i start out by scratching an itch on/in my v-jayjay and end up masturbating

i sometimes wear the same bra for an entire week.

i chew on bones, without fail


Also when my custard (in cartoon) is finished, i cut open the cartoon and lick the remaining custard, cant just throw it away knowing dat there is still some left, never. 

Me too!!

Centrepiece
19 Aug 2008 04:05

Tjo, Tjo, Tjooooooooooooooooooo LM !!!! Yuck!

carino
19 Aug 2008 04:06

Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water..... 


SIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Gaaaaaaaaa!

belz
19 Aug 2008 04:08

LOL Toxic, i knew your would have a lot with food!!

carino
19 Aug 2008 04:08

Sies man, LM, is it the devil that makes you do that????

Cody
19 Aug 2008 04:08

LM that is the yackiest thing ever!! sis!!!

belz
19 Aug 2008 04:09

 Eish, i meant i knew yours would have a lot to do with food, geez, nguLM ongenza ngibeconfused kanje.

afrolicious
19 Aug 2008 04:09

I talk 2 myself a lot... I sumtyms pee while taking a shower bt not often oh n i also drink ultramel straight 4rm the cartoon/bottle it feels so good dat i dnt feel guilty abt th amount of calories i'd put on!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 04:10

Wow, Flyffy, so um not da only who uses dish liquid when foam bath is finished, was feeling a bit alone there..

-I dont have long nails coz i bite my nails, so when i've bitten them and they start to bleed, i move on to my toe nails, i give them a veyr good scrub, cut them using a nail cutter, then eat them..(guys dont 4get, lets not judge,)

LMmmmmmm!!!!

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 04:10

Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water..... 

You most certainly are the only one!!!!!!!! Eeeeeew to the power of 10!

LM
19 Aug 2008 04:11

That's dirty blood: Hau Felfel, are you one of those who think menstrual blood is dirty...bathong it's just blood like any normal blood flowing inside your veins....

Belz, Rene..bathong! 

you guys need a biology class asap..LOL...okay I admit it's strange what I'm doing!

monchooza
19 Aug 2008 04:12

LM my grand father is an inyanga......please come and consult for free.....you need imbiza e strong

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 04:13

-when eating a sandwich, i'll  cut all the sides and eat that first and then finish with the soft part, my sandwich is much more enjoyable that way...




awelani
19 Aug 2008 04:14

LOL @ Tox.

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 04:14

Even when i'm davazing, if i look at the window i see his image. - And you still manage to davaza kick-s?

start out by scratching an itch on/in my v-jayjay and end up masturbating - I literally LOL'ed at this one..tshowe TOX...hai, mina when it's itchy and there's no one around, i'll scratch it like there's no tomorrow, nothing beats the relief!

when i dont have a tooth pick i just bite/cut a finger nail and use it as a tooth pick - LMAO, I do that Monchooza as well, or if there's something with a string nearby, i just bite off the string, and use that!

Ok, I"m gonna take my favourites from this article, and write them in a paragraph or maybe a seperate artilce, so ya'll can see just how crazy you are!!!!


Strolicious
19 Aug 2008 04:15

iyo im LMAO,bathi ngiqalile la e ofisini...
nice article Rene.................LOL @ Pooky>.whenever i'm naked infront of the mirror i practice my stripper moves, especially the booty hopping/shaking ones, then laugh it off and always wonder if God is shaking his head in disbelief at what i'm doing.........crazy ...mina i climb the public toilet sink if all the toilet are occupied especialy if im drunk..

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 04:17

Hai guys, remember now, NO JUDGING, LAUGHING YES, JUDGING NO!!!!!!!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 04:18

-when eating a sandwich, i'll cut all the sides and eat that first and then finish with the soft part, my sandwich is much more enjoyable that way... I do dat 2 and when eating meat, i start off with a bigger portion just in case some1 asks me 2 share with dem.

Mnchooza, how about u also ask ur grandpa 2 help u with peeing in the sink/cup/glass?? LOL.

cleve
19 Aug 2008 04:18

Guys it's good to know that there are people who do crazy things and I am not alone. 

I LOVE picking my nose, I even pick my baby's nose adn he has also picked up the habit. He has also picked up tjhe habit of biting the nails, I think they are so juicy. But I put on fake nails so I don't bite them It's a habit Ive been trying to stop for years but i can't. That's why I won't touch anything to do with drugs because if I start something I will not stop. So they will kill me I will never recover.

I use dichwashing liquid to wash my hair when I don't have shampoo. 

Okay the WORST I love picking out the dried dirt on my undies, I have to do that before I immerse them in water.

Okay there you have it. That's me in a nutshell

LM
19 Aug 2008 04:22

LM my grand father is an inyanga......please come and consult for free.....you need imbiza e strong: Thanx Monchoo, will do! 

Geez, you guys act as if I'm drinking a carton of blood....it's more like when u'hv cut yourself with a knife u quickly suck the spot on your finger to numb the pain, clean it and put a bandage....Maybe I  just like my blood...ther's nothing wrong with that, akere....don't judge! 

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 04:22

My colleque says what about Mesturbating,cause this one we make sure that there is no one watching,he he he this silly Guy,i cant answear him,can anyone take it????????

awelani
19 Aug 2008 04:23

Okay the WORST I love picking out the dried dirt on my undies, I have to do that before I immerse them in water. LOL,

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 04:24

Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water.....
@ LM - OMG...........I'm in shock!

carino
19 Aug 2008 04:25

Okay the WORST I love picking out the dried dirt on my undies

what dried dirt??

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 04:25

i pick food droppings and pop them in my mouth-i.e if it's stuff i've just dropped, like a piece of meat from the place, le zimba from a packet , a smartie from its box..that kinda thing. 

Tox, do you know about the 5 second rule. Apparently , if it's been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, it's ok to pick it up and eat!

Holler!
19 Aug 2008 04:27

when i dont have a tooth pick i just bite/cut a finger nail and use it as a tooth pick...hahahahaha. how long are your fingernails kanti.
We all have our dirty habits , i blame it on being lazy.
If im too lazy to look for a knife, i butter bread with my fingers.

Cody
19 Aug 2008 04:29

Talk about scratchin u-v-jay, almost every month i get this hard pimple on my v-jay just before i get my period,  id pierce it until the blood comes out, i know in 3 days or so, it will have this lokhokho (dry skin) I would scratch the lekhokho off and eat it, althought its tasteless the skin is just so nice, even when i have a dry sore i cant stop picking and eating, i hope i dont do that to my v-jay stiches after i have bin cut LOL.........oh and another thing, i am so lazy to go the bathroom and pee, i always press on my clit, it relieves the pressure...........I dont know of anyone doing this

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 04:30

LM????? you most definately the only one who does that...yeeerrrrrrrr

Toxic>>> i start out by scratching an itch on/in my v-jayjay and end up masturbating
I was about to ask  how come no one has mentioned masturbating...LOL

i always scratch/play with my pubic hair,especially when i havent shaved in a while...they so nice and soft and curly, i wish they were on my head instead of my punani

boogy-babe
19 Aug 2008 04:30

Sies what dry stuff in your indies????????????yhoo do tell sifunukwazi

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 04:34

Tox, do you know about the 5 second rule. Apparently , if it's been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, it's ok to pick it up and eat! 

1st time i hear this!

Okay the WORST I love picking out the dried dirt on my undies

Like sekgama? Tjo!

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 04:34

LM LOL! I cannot judge coz i also tasted my amniotic fluid when my water broke.


Rene nice girl, i used to bath my son in the sink until the day he pooped (babies sometimes release no 2 coz of the nice warm water) and i had to take out those *bleep!* balls ngezandla. I am just obsessed with nude and only wear skimpy sleeping stuff even when i am cleaning or just watching TV. 

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 04:35

Talk about scratchin u-v-jay, almost every month i get this hard pimple on my v-jay just before i get my period, id pierce it until the blood comes out, i know in 3 days or so, it will have this lokhokho (dry skin) I would scratch the lekhokho off and eat it, althought its tasteless the skin is just so nice, 
I am speechless Cody!!!!!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 04:37

I would scratch the lekhokho off and eat it, althought its tasteless the skin is just so nice, even when i have a dry sore i cant stop picking and eating OMG Codyyyy!!!!!

Pooky: i always scratch/play with my pubic hair,especially when i havent shaved in a while...they so nice and soft and curly, i wish they were on my head instead of my punani, LOL, so do u faka ur hand in ur undies or do u only do dat when bathing?? cant blv um asking dis, LOL.

Toodecent
19 Aug 2008 04:37

i start out by scratching an itch on/in my v-jayjay and end up masturbating>>>  eheheheheheheheheh!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 04:37

Cody...eeeeeuwww

Cody
19 Aug 2008 04:40

Like sekgama? Tjo! Ewwwww Tox! i think she means the dried health white discharge.

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 04:40

I have never done that, the wiping off madi on my fingers,sisssssss

belz
19 Aug 2008 04:40

Most of the stuff here makes me nauseous but i dont know why i keep on coming back. Cody!!!!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 04:41

i used to bath my son in the sink until the day he pooped (babies sometimes release no 2 coz of the nice warm water) and i had to take out those *bleep!* balls ngezandla>>>LMOA @! cnglemada.  BTW, how did dat fluid thingie taste lyk??

Strolicious
19 Aug 2008 04:48

competion yama NUKU.......and the winners is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.....lol

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 04:48

Pooks & Toxy i make sure the door is locked when masturbating and will always have a blanket over me just in case, they will just see umjuluko on my face and not the finger being down there.

cleve
19 Aug 2008 04:50

Like sekgama? Tjo! Ewwwww Tox! i think she means the dried health white discharge

I don't know if you guys don't get that discharge/dirt it means your punani is very dirty inside, that's how our vigina cleans itself.
The dirt I get right before I go on my periods. It's the best no matter how little it is I will scratch until I am satisfied.

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 04:51

pls never Mastubate while on the bad webside of ur PC,wht if a  client comes in?pls,i used to think about doing this but afraid of my co-workers.

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 04:52

LOL, so do u faka ur hand in ur undies or do u only do dat when bathing?? cant blv um asking dis, LOL.

yeah Awelani whenever i'm alone(especially when i'm relaxed and watching a movie or something)  or when i'm bathing

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 04:52

i always have a conversation with myself nd i wud also laugh....wud be emabrassed when ppl get in and find maself laughing while tv ,radio is off what am I laughing at

felfel
19 Aug 2008 04:52

Iyhoooooo, i'm so lmao over ur stories............hehehehehe, i wish i could share this its soo unbelievable but i long decided not to let my friends on my TVSA stories.................You guys are nasty kodwa.......

Okay, on a saturday morning in winter when i don't feel like waking up and i can feel that my clit needs some TLC, i look around for something i can tease it with, i finally take a roll-on bottle (nivea is better) and tease with it till i come, then i sleep with a smile, wake up eventually and wash the roll-on bottle............( i've got toys but it feels better with the bottle)..............Please don't judge......

Boikanyo
19 Aug 2008 04:53

When no one is watching

When I am at work I love going to the kitchen to get a glass water,my office buddy always ask for me to bring water for them as (in those water bottles).I simply slip to the bathroom ,flush the toilet and put the bottle there so that the water can get in.I got back to the office with a smile and give them the water and watch them drink saying,"This water is no nice"

This always makes my day.

carino
19 Aug 2008 04:54

Yho, I found myself totally LMAO this morning, on my way to work, remembering these comments on Kele's Annoying Habits blog:

andi01:Your annoying habit is the repetetive use of the word "tick", it reminds me of my ex who smoked tik and abused me, while reading ur article too many bad memories came flushing through my head. but I wasnt gonna let a bad thing ruin a good thing. great article

Peaces: TIK....OLOSHE,TIK.....ILI PHANTSI,T.....KWA KWA KWA! Were you starting to sweat?LOL
 

yho, i was finished... yerrrr... kumnandi a TVSA, bahlali...

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 04:54

Awe its salty and has no odour like mjuluko so, i was cut before it became gooey it was still on watery stages. I did not taste the jelly ish that comes out but plain manzi. 

Cody LOL!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 04:55

LOL@Cnglemom and her mjuluko

andi01
19 Aug 2008 04:57

LOL @ Carino, ROTFLMAOL, yah neh that was priceless

felfel
19 Aug 2008 04:57

Wat are about when u reeeeeaaaally constipated and u put ur finger in there just to feel if its coming out or not but the anus contracts and closes instead giving way..?????????????? hehehehehehe (especially if you ate samp)

Boikanyo
19 Aug 2008 04:58

When my brother has pissed me off ,when I dish up for him I put phlemg(isikholhela) is his food.

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 04:59

Molibs say what?

awelani
19 Aug 2008 05:00

Felfel, do u realy do dat?? Euwwww!!!

LOL @ CArino...

LM
19 Aug 2008 05:00

Cody...am SPEECHLESS and shaking my head in disbelief...after what you said to me up there! this is a winner!

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 05:02

we used to pee in the container while i was studying at boston cause we were staying at the flats and the toilets were far away from our room,and some guys used to scares us,telling us that there are some ghost and train that is moving at night,they used 2 c it,then hey we take that container and peeeee and through it out of the window cause no one will sees us,u cant take the container to the toilte @ the morning mossssssss

Qheng-hi
19 Aug 2008 05:02

"..peeing on a cooldrink bottle when its at nyt and I am lazy to go to the loo"

Eish Sbu, I wouldn't fit into a Coke 2L bottle neck. Well, the only thing people haven't really mentioned is that most of us play with our toys. Not masturbation bathong! Just when you're applying lotion/vaseline stroke them marbles.

My flatmate had a lady visitor the other day and they assumed that I was not coming back for that evening and left the bedroom door opened, since no one could see me I just watched... . . . ..

awelani
19 Aug 2008 05:02

Sies Boikanyo...I aint judging but dats just wrong gal..

LM
19 Aug 2008 05:05

Boikanyo, o ya loya shem!

Felfel...Eeeuuuwwww!!!

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 05:06

Felfel sies! and when the anus contracts kuba ngathi its breathing and u can feel it iphefumla.

carino
19 Aug 2008 05:08

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 05:11

felfel u remind of the chain emails where this lady was mastubarting with the washing machine LOL! things we do for horniness! 

QhengLi LOL! that's why i make sure the door is locked.

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 05:11

I am so grossed out right now!

carino
19 Aug 2008 05:11

Eish Sbu, I wouldn't fit into a Coke 2L bottle neck.

ha ha ha ha ha kwa kwa kwa.

I was actually just about imagining them totolozis aiming for the bottle....

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 05:13

@......Boikanyo wena u are over doing the no one sees me opeartion,
@......Molibs say what? Im lost and no one can see that, can u explain.......


plc Guys while peeing in the coke cans dont put the pipis in the can,cause it will cut it,  tl.tl.tl.tl.

belz
19 Aug 2008 05:14

Yah Boikanyo, ukuqhwirha oko!!!

Cody
19 Aug 2008 05:15

LoL Cngle, maybe i should try the jellish staff then, sis maan ewwwwww!!!!

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 05:15

i finally take a roll-on bottle (nivea is better) and tease with it till i come, then i sleep with a smile,

Gotta try this!

Fluffy Head
19 Aug 2008 05:17

Boikanyo - yithi uyaxoka man!!!

Felfel - unamanyala yhuuu

njingalwazi
19 Aug 2008 05:21

Mna i would put my finger inbetween my smelly feet and then smell it afterwards.
Everytime i go to the shower i think about sex and so some silly stuff ( I know that no one is watching).
I would fart and then use my hand as a tool to smell my fart.
When there's no toilet paper, i use my washing rag to wipe and wash it afterwards ( No one is watching).
I hang my dirty clothes and wear them again.

sbu001
19 Aug 2008 05:22

Eish Sbu, I wouldn't fit into a Coke 2L bottle neck.

It does nt have 2 fit ,u just have be gud in pointing ur totolozi to the hole

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 05:22

tl-tl-tl Toxy enjoy girl! mitchum has that funny midget shape so it difinitely wont work. My middle finger is still the best thing ever next to totolozi and i want something that can actually go in not just on top and tease.

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 05:23

-i take a scoop of each food that 's in  my plate(with my teaspoon of course, no big spoons for me), e.g. ..a bit of rice,bit of spinach,bit of gravy, meat etc and then chew everything all together so i can have a taste of all the food mixed up together in my mouth....i'm never fully satisfied if i havent done this

- i can never take sips when drinking cooldrink, i always gobble until i get that tingly brrrrrrrrrr feeling at the back of my mouth(especially if its coke or any other gas cooldrink)......am a very fast drinker

njingalwazi
19 Aug 2008 05:23

Oh another one- When i do not have money for petrol or bread, i check under my bed, clothes i haven't worn in months, jackets looking for any coins lying about.

awelani
19 Aug 2008 05:24

Tox, ni funesa zwithu..LOL>

Thobeka Jeli
19 Aug 2008 05:24

hayibo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! into enizenzayo ihuuuuuuuu!! cnglemom this is not like you @all ingubo pho u guys are so funny manyeni and uthi uyajuluka hayi sana ndizokuyizama that one maybe nam ingandisebenzela 
sies mani wena lm u phambene  wena blood nogal elangaphantsi do you know whats down there  hayi mani khula tyini ntombi next uzokutya izipemzi
@lemon l nowander khunuka kulebus ndiyikwelayo nguwe namsockies akho but u are better than lm

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 05:24

They say never buy a car from a woman.cause they a Gear to help themselves,sis this girl is so u know mosssssssss,o qhanyets************

Cody
19 Aug 2008 05:25

felfel u remind of the chain emails where this lady was mastubarting with the washing machine LOL! things we do for horniness!
@ cngle Which one is this?? i never got that e-mail, if you have it please e-mail, will pm you my e-mail address.  

plc Guys while peeing in the coke cans dont put the pipis in the can,cause it will cut it,  sixple lol at molibellis! kwa kwa kwa! Im about to puke, i am so not reading this anymore, eww! bye you guys. moving to another blog..................

awelani
19 Aug 2008 05:30

They say never buy a car from a woman.cause they a Gear to help themselves,sis this girl is so u know mosssssssss,o qhanyets************ ??? Huh???

NTWANA
19 Aug 2008 05:33

I love this blog,  maybe its becoz I cud relate 2 most of the things u bloggers r doing. Nice 1 Rene. Big hallo 2 all de bloggers & BBB's

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 05:33

Sorry Cody i dont have it anymore dear. 

TJ uthi ayifani nam? clearly u dont blog nam.

myname
19 Aug 2008 05:34

LOL guys........ok when im in EC & we ran out of toilet paper & the shops are too far for ukuminca, i always fefa the newspaper then wipe. It doesnt hurt me bcoz its moist .....2ndly i uv i-crust/krust (the first slice sesonka) and i become angry if ndiyibona in the dustbin.....3rdly. Sometimes i eat from dustbin when u throw ukutya ebekumnandi especially seafood

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 05:35

finally take a roll-on bottle (nivea is better) and tease with it till i come, then i sleep with a smile,

Gotta try this

A roll on bottle? One with the liquid still inside? Hai bo guys? Surely that's not good for you vjj?

felfel
19 Aug 2008 05:38

Cnglemama how do u know it breathes, so u've tried it neh.......lol

Tox try it, andithi you use the bottle while its closed with the round lid and slide it inside with lube.......soooo nice.....Cnglemama ur finga is too small, so that bottle is the next best thing i tell.........only on saturday mornings............lol

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 05:39

@.........TJ Language pls,i'm lost

pullie
19 Aug 2008 05:41

TVSA BLOGGERS...........i\'m speechless..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pullie
19 Aug 2008 05:41

TVSA BLOGGERS...........i\'m speechless..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pullie
19 Aug 2008 05:41

TVSA BLOGGERS...........i\'m speechless..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andi01
19 Aug 2008 05:42

I am allergic to toilet paper, so sometimes I have no choice but to use it, so I always carry a small bottle with me, when I go and do number 2, i fill the botle up with water, after using the toilet paper, i rinse with water, (this always make me feel indian or sungthing). But its a lesson, now i know that the anus has 18 plits (try counting them)

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 05:43

-i sometimes practice my moves infront of the mirror before going to the club

- i sometimes rehearse my cute/ scruffy (i just woke up  adorable morning look) infront of the mirror..........and it always makes my day when he says"baby you so beautiful when you wake up" kanti akazi yena that i've rehearsed this look hehheheeeeheheh

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 05:45

felfel sikhebereshendini LOL! i feel guilty about using household things.

felfel
19 Aug 2008 05:46

Rene obviously the bottle is closed and the pleasure part is the round lid (eg. Nivea bottles)....use ur imagination gal...........

Myname.......uskora emgqomeni???? hehehehehehehe

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 06:01

@felfel: Oh, like the dove roll-on? Mara with the lid still on, coz i was starting to wonder. hmmmm...interesting

Cody
19 Aug 2008 06:01

But its a lesson, now i know that the anus has 18 plits (try counting them) TLOL andi..... you indian! LOL

what household things cngle???? 

Pooky!!! you are a classis LOL!!!!!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 06:02

LMAO @ Andi01 and her 18 plits, tl tl

and it always makes my day when he says"baby you so beautiful when you wake up" kanti akazi yena that i've rehearsed this look,,,LOL.

Sometimes i eat from dustbin when u throw ukutya ebekumnandi especially seafood, Myname, pls say u r joking, pls. OMG.

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 06:08

Have u ever size someones Penis while he is not watching u,this one is too Dangerous, cause if he sees u, u will feel ashame the hole day. But who am i?i do this everytime even to my Colleques, what they dont C wont hurt them.

Cody
19 Aug 2008 06:08

I meant a classic. not classis

I just google the roll on, but, you guys it looks too big?? like that e-mail i just got with a man with the biggest shombolozi ever!! id rather stick to my finger

lepogo
19 Aug 2008 06:15

I dont talk to strangers-even visitors on Sunday mornings,its me time..

And after showering at night I put on fresh undies-and put fresh ones again in the morning-cant stand dirty ones..

I NEVER dish drumsticks,wings,thighs to visitors-I ALWAYS give them those huge dry parts...

And I get turned on my the odd Porn from Germany where women get screwed by animals......


Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 06:16

cody, amawashing machine; lotion tube containers; cucumber ;namaroll-on joe! 

Pooks uyabhoreka tl-tl! awulibali to do the act?

Felfel i will check out the lid yenivea ngeluch echeckers to see the hype ngayo LOL!

boogy-babe
19 Aug 2008 06:19

Yhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hay'sana i thot i was the only one doing the things some of you do yaz& Sbuda the having iconversation with yourself part you not the only one my brotha

faraimagic
19 Aug 2008 06:22

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 06:34

Lepogo tl-tl-tl! with yr odd porn! am so tempted to google that but i am scared.

Cody there is the link for u

http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Learn_How_to_Masturbate_(girls)

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 06:34

When there's no toilet paper, i use my washing rag to wipe and wash it afterwards ( No one is watching). 

@Njinga: i would never ever (in the chicken licken ad accent)!!

2ndly i uv i-crust/krust (the first slice sesonka)

Ooh me too myname! 

3rdly. Sometimes i eat from dustbin when u throw ukutya ebekumnandi especially seafood

LMAO myname!!!

i sometimes rehearse my cute/ scruffy (i just woke up adorable morning look) infront of the mirror..........and it always makes my day when he says"baby you so beautiful when you wake up" kanti akazi yena that i've rehearsed this look hehheheeeeheheh

hahahhahhahahahhahaha Pooky!!

come pay-day--i'm gettin the dove and nivea roll ons!!

In the bath (if u have that long thing that dispenses water-looks like a long shower head): cover it with your vaslap and gently move it up and down your clit-then tell me about those tingles!

Sometimes i smoke so much zol (the one that causes uncontrollable laughter) just so i can have explosive sex. When u're high on it, just the thought of having sex makes all you feel soooooo turned on-like u can feel the pressure on your clit.....damn!

LM
19 Aug 2008 06:34

I NEVER dish drumsticks,wings,thighs to visitors-I ALWAYS give them those huge dry parts...Lepogo o a timana...you are just Awelani who put food in the oven when someone knocks....I will visit though..I like what we call white meat (the dry one)...tl tl tl tl tl tl!!

And I get turned on my the odd Porn from Germany where women get screwed by animals: Nna I don't want to elaborate or give my side on this one..I hv already been summoned to counsult an inyanga...all I can say is...I know what you mean broer!!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 06:35

I NEVER dish drumsticks,wings,thighs to visitors-I ALWAYS give them those huge dry parts... 

LMAO.....we call it ukhamayo....i once almost choked to death on that dry piece of chicken, my ex's big sis dished that up for me, i took one bite and that thing just clung to my throat and wouldnt move, u ex wandingomba kakhulu on my back yataka pha, i made him vow never to tell anyone especially his sis.......... she never really liked me coz she always said i was so stuck up ....no wonder wandiphakela ukhamayo....bi***....LOL

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 06:36

And I get turned on my the odd Porn from Germany where women get screwed by animals......

whhhooooo now that someone's mentioned this, i get turned on by incest. Kill me!

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 06:38

cngle, there's nothing on that link!

LM
19 Aug 2008 06:41

he banna!!! Cnglema?

LMAO Tox...am gonna try the showerhead thing tonite!

Zol does fokkol for me...I had a joint on Saturday and it only cleared my blocked nose and eased a  headache.... 

felfel
19 Aug 2008 06:41

Cnglemama u wanna try it already at work now???????????? LOL

Sho Tox try nivea "Pearl Beauty" the one with the white lid, the lid is very smooth and not cold.........lol, can't believe i'm saying this here..............nci nc nc nc nc........

lepogo
19 Aug 2008 06:43

I hate it when ANYONE-even overnight guests-when they wake up after 8-its bad manners..

I will never eat your place if you've never eaten at my place-I cant share a zol-the thought of your dirty spit entering your mouth...........BUT I like licking up women.....

And I think my worst habit is checking if my helper didnt steal stuff or checking after her cleaning-cos I dont let her wash my shirts and tees-so I always think that she has enough time to move difridge le stove le tv stand and everything....

No wonder I cant get good help..

Oh and I have an unbelievable stash of zol,porn(which I barely watch) and condoms

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 06:43

http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/hairbrush.htm to those that are not familiar with googling sex related ish during working hours. Sorry Rene to mess up yr article.

Tox yoh! u finishing me yo zol sex! fantacies people. Geez i am getting horny as i am typing this.

molibelis
19 Aug 2008 06:44

The guy that is in the toilet,what is he doing i cant find out.

LM
19 Aug 2008 06:49

whhhooooo now that someone's mentioned this, i get turned on by incest. Kill me! You are dead already.....

Amongst other things, there is this video clip on my PC at home, of a chinese woman (+-22yrs) who is raped (more like ur bf forcing himself on u, I know it's still rape) by this chinese dude in an aeroplane toilet...when I'm bored n horny I watch it and yaaaa....this woman moans and do all things as if she having it the normall way!

Boikanyo
19 Aug 2008 06:49

I brush my teeth in the kitchen sink and I also like putting a hand on my veejayjay while watching tv

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 06:50

felfel this article is gonna make explode ndiphelile kukubatywa (being horny)  joe!

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 06:50

FROM CNGLE'S SECOND LINK:
I then take my toothbrush and brrr it around my clit finishing off with some stroking and slapping.

While I'm doing that I put an electric toothbrush on my clit.

Guys, it's time to buy another toothbrush for your other mouth!!!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 06:51

Sometimes i smoke so much zol (the one that causes uncontrollable laughter) just so i can have explosive sex. When u're high on it, just the thought of having sex makes all you feel soooooo turned on-like u can feel the pressure on your clit.....damn!

 myname i know what you mean gal...LOL.........maara mina i always use'd to see an image of a  cow first especially when i'd look at my then boyfie. His face would all of a sudden resemble that nkomo, you know the one on YizoYizo that Bobo used to see when he got stoaned,  i'd then ROTFLMAO and then get horney and dlavaza him.............. .glad i quit that isht...LOL

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 06:51

<<I also leave the bathroom naked (when um alone ofcos), then as um putting on my body lotion, i'll start doing the Beyonce dance(dont know what it';s calld) or try 2 do some moved i saw on some movie/Dirty dance (ol dis looking @ the mirro). >> the booty-hop!! hahaha!

TerryN
19 Aug 2008 06:51

Thnxs RENEGADE for bringing up the topic, so interesting to hear other ppl's nasty habits...:-)

ROFLOL I couldnt stop laffing...you guyz are so funny
When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubble... 

OKAY I'LL BE HONEST HERE, I RELATES TO THE FOLLOWING
I fart a lot 
I also like to wipe the floor with a dish cloth...SUMTIMES when in a hurry
I sleep with socks on and in the morning after a take a bath... I put the same socks on 
When having too much saliva sumtimes bitterness in my mouth...i use kitchen sink.

Nasty...hey???

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 06:52

I'M BOOK MARKING YOUR PAGE CNGLE-----TJO TJO TJO!

awelani
19 Aug 2008 06:53

Sorry guys, some of u myt b eating now, but anada thing i do when no1 is watching is, after doing my number 2, when um wiping my bhind, i always have to look @ the toilet paper 2 c wazup behind there, then throw it in the toilet.

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 06:54

oopsie...i meant Toxic and not myname

TerryN
19 Aug 2008 06:55

Not forgetting :
do you leave the phone alone. Or do you go to messages and photos? 
No I dont....I just cant help it. 
Just curious...nice feeling though. 

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 06:57

<<One of the craziest things i do and Like is peeing in the kitchen sink.....i dont think it unhygienic cause after peeing i open the taps and rinse...>> NOW, THIS is wrong!!! Moonch, No!

Cnglemother
19 Aug 2008 06:58

LM i know the chinese rape typa porn is a killer, the way they moan and groan is outta this world. cya freaks off to checkers.

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 06:58

SORRY

Boikanyo
19 Aug 2008 06:58

@Cnglemother the web site youve just given us awu waze wangibulala 
UMSUNU WAMI UMANZI MANJE .

Boikanyo
19 Aug 2008 07:01

@Cnglemother that website that youve just given us waze wangibulala umsunu wami umanzi nte manje.

LM
19 Aug 2008 07:02

FROM CNGLE'S SECOND LINK: Blocked!!!!!!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 07:03

LOL @ Cnglemom and her porn.............i like i-porn le yamapopyi....you'll get  it at www.89.com then click on animated...tl tl tl

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 07:03

Moonch<<yeah i wash the dishes there...and since i still use iskiki....(my room has no bathroom)...sometime i wake up in the middle of the night wanting to pee but the bathroom is too far so i use what ever container in my room that is empty i.e glass, cup, etc...

i even use the cups and plates as ash trays....because they are washable>>
Do people that visit you KNOW? Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrhgghhhhhh! UUUUUUUUUUUrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhh! Too much info!

cleve
19 Aug 2008 07:04

guys you are seriously cracking me up. i am finished

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 07:07

Oh and I have an unbelievable stash of zol,porn(which I barely watch) and condoms

Share assemblief!

Molilo
19 Aug 2008 07:08

I also do that Awelani
One other thing I cannot do is drink after other people. Say I am thirsty and u offer me ur coke in a can knowing I am craving one I will tell u ke sharp......

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 07:10

do you leave the phone alone. Or do you go to messages and photos

I check everything! contacts, pix, videos and if i find stuff i like i bluetooth them to my phone LOL!

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 07:12

<<whenever i'm naked infront of the mirror i practice my stripper moves, especially the booty hopping/shaking ones, then laugh it off and always wonder if God is shaking his head in disbelief at what i'm doing.........crazy>> I always wonder about my ancestors when I do something I know society will judge me for... like farting in the bath ans feeling the bubbles... hahahah!

Pooky
19 Aug 2008 07:13

-i cant stand shaking people's hands, i always wipe afterward and make sure they dont see me of course....

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 07:13

<<Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water..... >> You are SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO ALONE! No way, never! I even find pulling a baby's snot with a mouth too disgusting!

HARAMBE24
19 Aug 2008 07:16

OH my gaawd..i am not crazy...thanks you people..i thought ek was maal. some of The things i do alone:
Okay, do spend most of my time naked...in the house phela
Yes,  do seize up people's thingies when they are not watching...

The others i will not admit to ..coz youll all send me to therapy...

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 07:18

<<Have guys ever used the green bar sunlight (istena not the liquid). When I was in varsity I used it exclusively for my face and it did wonders cause I never had acne untill I started working and buying fancy face washers>> That's all I use... no fancy stuff for me! I had such a bad acne prob in my teens and nothing worked then my grandma said I should use "sunli" and I was like "What?" she explained the green bar of soap that is used to wash diapers and I figured it was "sunlight"... and ever since I use that! Foam bath and all those fancy name things give me thrush anyways so SUNLI is the best for an all body spa treatment!

La Dolce Vita
19 Aug 2008 07:22

Last nite was my exes bday nd we had hot,quickie sex...then i left 2 go home...unwashed,,got home nd  then i started my cooking still UNWASHED..wen im sho no1s watching i snuck my hands into my pants nd kinda touched my clit, gtn tht tingly feeling of wen i climaxed..MMMMM!!! Then i stirred my pot nd touch @ intervals...mmmmhhmmmm!! 

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 08:09

so when i've bitten them and they start to bleed, i move on to my toe nails, i give them a veyr good scrub, cut them using a nail cutter, then eat them..(guys dont 4get, lets not judge,)

mara why must you eat your toenails Awe? A si zwone....

awelani
19 Aug 2008 08:29

mara why must you eat your toenails Awe? A si zwone......I dont know Y, i just lyk it, it kinda relievs stress, sumtyms if i've cut mine and bit them and there's nothing left to bite, um tempted 2 scrub my boys toenails and feed my craving,

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 08:38

Geez, I've been struggling to get in here forever!!!!

3rdly. Sometimes i eat from dustbin when u throw ukutya ebekumnandi especially seafood - Myname, i am shocked. 

whhhooooo now that someone's mentioned this, i get turned on by incest. Kill me! - Whatever turns you on Toxy, but mina i think any kid of sex turns me on...mara no, i cant say any, mara most, well, as long as both party are enjoying it.

Sorry guys, some of u myt b eating now, but anada thing i do when no1 is watching is, after doing my number 2, when um wiping my bhind, i always have to look @ the toilet paper 2 c wazup behind there, then throw it in the toilet.
@Awelani: It's the only way to makes sure you've wiped off everything

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 08:43

sumtyms if i've cut mine and bit them and there's nothing left to bite, um tempted 2 scrub my boys toenails and feed my craving,

tl tl tl tl!!!!!

Segololo
19 Aug 2008 08:46

<<That's dirty blood, if it was clean don't you think we'd be donating it to the blood bank??????????>> I agree. we would mos definitely be donating if it was healthy!

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 08:47

Oh for the longest time in my childhood i felt my grandmother's presence. she passed on when i was very little and i have very little recollection of her mara i swear i felt she was watching over me. i have since lost that connection though.

pariri
19 Aug 2008 08:49

my Highlight of the day !!!! LMAO.....we call it ukhamayo....i once almost choked to death on that dry piece of chicken, my ex's big sis dished that up for me, i took one bite and that thing just clung to my throat and wouldnt move, u ex wandingomba kakhulu on my back yataka pha, i made him vow never to tell anyone especially his sis.......... she never really liked me coz she always said i was so stuck up ....no wonder wandiphakela ukhamayo....bi***....LOL
I still can't stop laughing u guys are just craze ! hahahahahahahahah

Thesh
19 Aug 2008 08:58

I'm speechless, but at least I know I'm not crazy. I'm as normal as I can get.

Renegade
19 Aug 2008 08:59

Ok, i'm about to go, but this has been one of those articles with the funniest replies ever. 
I have taken the liberty of highlighting some of my favourites.
To those who said them, you have just reminded me of how human i am, in fact, how human we all are. THanks!

I fart a lot

For me it will be..to wipe something off the floor (in the kitchen) with a dish cloth when I'm lazy to fetch sekoropo/lappie(don't know what it is called in english)...

When my foam bath is finished, i use Sunlyt dish liquid as foam bath, (i cant bath without my bubbles).

putting a tie 2 hide the collar of ur dirty shirt
One of the craziest things i do and Like is peeing in the kitchen sink.....i dont think it unhygienic cause after peeing i open the taps and rinse...

Sometimes I use magarine to mosturise my lips

I try to crack email passwords of ex's and delete their entire mail if they piss me off.................done it on 3 already

how about hiding the meat when under the food whn the 4rnd/neighbour comes over to visit or borrow something

and here i am thinking my habit of eating my snort was grouse

Have ya'll used a t-shirt to blow ur noise when u've run out of tissues in winter..

Ladies, tell me I'm not the only one doing this: I always lick my finger/s (blood off the finger) after I have inserted a tampon when menstruating..I do that instead of rinsing off that finger with water

i start out by scratching an itch on/in my v-jayjay and end up masturbating

when i dont have a tooth pick i just bite/cut a finger nail and use it as a tooth pick

If im too lazy to look for a knife, i butter bread with my fingers

would fart and then use my hand as a tool to smell my fart.
When there's no toilet paper, i use my washing rag to wipe and wash it afterwards ( No one is watching

Sorry guys, some of u myt b eating now, but anada thing i do when no1 is watching is, after doing my number 2, when um wiping my bhind, i always have to look @ the toilet paper 2 c wazup behind there, then throw it in the toilet.

3rdly. Sometimes i eat from dustbin when u throw ukutya ebekumnandi especially seafood

whhhooooo now that someone's mentioned this, i get turned on by incest. Kill me

Lela
19 Aug 2008 09:07

Mina I walk naked from the bathroom and because I stay with my friend and I always do it infront of her, when my man is here he has a problem with it but I still don't undestand why cz he always sees me naked but yena athi not infront of my friend.
I wipe the floor with the dish cloth when I'm lazy to go to the bathroom.
I pick my nose and I do it very often so I ca't always get a tissue to do that.

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 09:13

If im too lazy to look for a knife, i butter bread with my fingers 
would fart and then use my hand as a tool to smell my fart.
and here i am thinking my habit of eating my snort was grouse 

tl tl tl...totally missed these!!!

Orie
19 Aug 2008 09:14

Walking naked is nrml for me, But wen M alone I sit on my bed / couch, take a hand mirror open my legs and appreciate my Vij j, Its so pink.. and AWe, Dishwash liquid is fine, I think its a a Venda thing, and Ohh yes, I fat when Im taking a barth just to make it more bubbly...

awelani
19 Aug 2008 09:20

ORIE!!! and AWe, Dishwash liquid is fine, I think its a a Venda thing, Um gonna pretend lyk i didnt C dat.. :nxx

Cody
19 Aug 2008 09:25

AWe, Dishwash liquid is fine, I think its a a Venda thing. wa tella ngwana ke wena! nx
pretend wena my friend! nxxxx

Orie
19 Aug 2008 09:30

Haibo, Awe,,,, I knw cos M Venda also.. I did the same thing with my friends

Toxic
19 Aug 2008 09:39

Cody, tl tl tl!!!!

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 09:42

LMAO @ the pretender (Awelani) and the pretender motivator (Cody)

Cody
19 Aug 2008 09:51

and den Nonny? where have you been, Ms pretender rub-it-in?

Nonny
19 Aug 2008 09:58

and den Nonny? where have you been, Ms pretender rub-it-in?
LOL @ my title, and Cody, grand grand mina I am not allowed to be a slient blogger once in a while, njalo nje fanele ngibe i-vuvuzela?.......LOL

cuz-cuz
19 Aug 2008 10:28

u guys are nasty, u do those things for real. nami when i am alone i do feel like there is someone watching me like i am neva completely alone.

i just saw umoja performing today damn there are good and this article, today has been great. thanx Rene

love-ness
19 Aug 2008 11:29

eish im guilty about the bra thing,i had this black bra that i loved dearly i wore it everyday n i maen everyday it only got a break wen i knew "some1 was going 2 see me naked".yoh....the poor bra was so so dirty.i finaly acceoted that it was no more wen i had to stich it 4 da 15th time.

rest in peace my dear wonderful bra

mabhebheza
19 Aug 2008 12:42

yah i have neva laughed so much apha kwa TVsA hi hi hi ...haikhona !!

Cande
19 Aug 2008 13:16

tl tl tl tl

zolx
20 Aug 2008 02:17

mabloggers ninezimanga maan nonke...but its good to see(or read about) the human side of everyone. Cnglemada you take the trophy my sister for the dirtiest one..very good ones. I'm not sharing thou

Cody
20 Aug 2008 02:23

LOL @ my title, and Cody, grand grand mina I am not allowed to be a slient blogger once in a while, njalo nje fanele ngibe i-vuvuzela?.......LOL uzalwe uyivuvuzela Nonny so if you are quite i assume ukuthi there is a problem. or is it too much work?

awelani
20 Aug 2008 02:44

uzalwe uyivuvuzela Nonny so if you are quite i assume ukuthi there is a problem. or is it too much work..LMAO @ Cody.  Aloo gal, I dreamt about u *wink wink*

LOL @ Ms Pretender, Ms Pretender Motovator & Ms Pretender Rub-it-in.

Loveness, u stiched ur bra 15 times, mina when i c dat mine is torn, i take a pair of sizas and cut it into pieces, then thro it away, cant b walking around with a stiched bra...gal accidents happen.

awelani
20 Aug 2008 02:46

meant "Motivator"

pariri
20 Aug 2008 02:59

then thro it away, cant b walking around with a stiched bra...gal accidents 
happen.
true dat Awe

Lady D
20 Aug 2008 16:17

here i am,alone at night and reading all ya responses and cracking my very big black ass out!!!!ahhahahahahahah

Toxic & Cnglemum...ya neh!

Molilo
20 Aug 2008 16:21

Hello and Bye Lady D, time 4 me to go under the sheets

Segololo
20 Aug 2008 16:44

Eish! Lady D! I need therapy from all the things I read on this blog!

Tashi
20 Aug 2008 18:37

Hehehe! Good one Rene - 'spesh:

>>In fact, I’ll even eat and watch TV in my fleshy naked self!<<

Lurrve how you've described the audience watching constantly - never properly realised that's what it feels like - so true!

Lady D
20 Aug 2008 16:17

here i am,alone at night and reading all ya responses and cracking my very big black ass out!!!!ahhahahahahahah

Toxic & Cnglemum...ya neh!

Molilo
20 Aug 2008 16:21

Hello and Bye Lady D, time 4 me to go under the sheets

Segololo
20 Aug 2008 16:44

Eish! Lady D! I need therapy from all the things I read on this blog!

Tashi
20 Aug 2008 18:37

Hehehe! Good one Rene - 'spesh:

>>In fact, I’ll even eat and watch TV in my fleshy naked self!<<

Lurrve how you've described the audience watching constantly - never properly realised that's what it feels like - so true!

belz
03 Oct 2008 10:15

LMAO!!!! yho strange peeps.

nqolobez
23 Oct 2008 11:08

 hhahahahhaah LOL

Joe
23 Oct 2008 11:14

lol, who masterbates when they r alone?

carino
23 Oct 2008 11:20

Joe, that word is not spelt like that.

Joe
23 Oct 2008 11:30

help Cariririririririno (i hope ur name is spelt like this)

Joe
23 Oct 2008 11:30

help Cariririririririno (i hope ur name is spelt like this)

Pooky
23 Oct 2008 11:40

yah neh this article ... lol

emba
24 Oct 2008 08:48

lol..........

sanas
24 Oct 2008 09:48

@Joe-who masterbates when they r alone?..........Ndim lowo

Luookz
24 Oct 2008 10:05

I do........ndibatywa kakhulu lately so I have to find a way of satisfying myself KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK! Wel.......its much better than goin around fucking

Nonny
24 Oct 2008 10:10

LOL @ my title, and Cody, grand grand mina I am not allowed to be a slient blogger once in a while, njalo nje fanele ngibe i-vuvuzela?.......LOL uzalwe uyivuvuzela Nonny so if you are quite i assume ukuthi there is a problem. or is it too much work?
hahahahahhah I never saw this comment. Cody nigga u are crazy.

Joe
24 Oct 2008 10:19

Sanas and Luookz.........
Ndim lowo
ndibatywa kakhulu lately so I have to find a way of satisfying myself KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK! Wel.......its much better than goin around fucking

At least u r 100% sure that u r not gonna get any STI's and won't have any "mistake children"........LOL

Luookz
24 Oct 2008 11:05

Exactly joe chap!!!!!!!LMBAO

Pooky
15 Jan 2009 11:56

the things you people do, was  bored so i read your hilarious replies on this article 

how about hiding the meat when under the food whn the 4rnd/neighbour comes over to visit or borrow something 

LMAO

tiktak
10 May 2009 18:57

"...We all have our dirty habits , i blame it on being lazy.
If im too lazy to look for a knife, i butter bread with my fingers."


Goodness me, kanti how big is your kitchen Holler?

tiktak
10 May 2009 19:14

My flatmate had a lady visitor the other day and they assumed that I was not coming back for that evening and left the bedroom door opened, since no one could see me I just watched... 

damn!!! how cum that neva hapens to me!

Positivity1
11 May 2009 08:29

PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT OR ARE EASILY DISGUSTED!
I used to live in a room in Soweto and when it rained or if it was cold I would take a bucket fill it with hot water ebe ke kaka, with the heater next to my feet!

zozoe
11 May 2009 09:14

PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT OR ARE EASILY DISGUSTED!
I used to live in a room in Soweto and when it rained or if it was cold I would take a bucket fill it with hot water ebe ke kaka, with the heater next to my feet! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,tl tl tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa kwa 

NNa sometimes ke kakela ka plastiking and then ke lahle ka festere at night, u know where i stay , i stay with lots of people so we use one bathroom and toilet so some people leave the toilet wet coz nna i hate wiping peoples pee i just go straight to the bath and pee there

vallie
11 May 2009 10:54

 i think this is the best  article ever. . i cant stop laughing. big ups to renegade
nna i used to pee in my house mate's favourate mug, she irritated the crap out of me

cleve
11 May 2009 11:10

This is a very funny article.

dali
11 May 2009 11:16

Positivity1 en zozoe sies man!

zozoe
11 May 2009 11:38

i like sizing peoples penis apparently they told me to check the hands so i've this habit checking peoples hand and imagine how big their pennis are, even my pastor can you imagine evry man and when lookin at some i even get horny tjoooo

maud
11 May 2009 11:43

@Zozoe- your not serious?

Lex
11 May 2009 11:45

Y'all are crazy,my word!

HARAMBE24
11 May 2009 11:47

zozoe...that is a myth...

Zubekho
11 May 2009 11:48

@ Zozoe no pastor  pho yoh!!!!! u need a prayer sis ngeke LOL

teev
11 May 2009 11:50

zozoe.......yo Pastor??? kwa kwa kwa...

Positivity1
11 May 2009 11:56

Haai Zozoe your pastor ngwana...u seriously need prayers! tjoooo

Kakapana
11 May 2009 12:13

hawu Vallie, thank God i'm not your flatmate...

Heartsbreaker
11 May 2009 16:31

Tjoooooooooooo you lot are Hilarious........hope some of the things mentioned here you guys don't really do them.jerrrrrrrrr LM i'm not judging you but jerrrrrrrr

zozoe
15 May 2009 15:45

people i didnt mean gore i get horny for the Pastor i meant i size his penis too

tandekile
09 Sep 2009 08:01

I gave my first blowjob to a man ON INSTINCT before I even knew what sex is about or what to do when in bed with a man...the man was my cousin....he was 23 and I was 15...I initiated the whole thing........we still exchange "knowin" stirs wheeva we in family gathrings

I sometimes secretly record on audio the man's moans when I give them a blow job becoz they almost always say "honestly that was the best blowjob Ive ever had" (dont always bliv them but they almost always say that)....I feel disapointed if they dont actually say and I dump hwoever fails to say without telling them why

I enjoy it more when a man comes in my mouth so I can guess the meal hez had from the taste of his cum....yes I taste and swallow, and laff with an evil eye wheneva he asks "where is it" aftr his recovery from the extacy

Im a BOY.......

  

GML
09 Sep 2009 08:09

@tandekile: yoh, what are you saying exactly? Who are these men you refer to, Your cousins?

felfel
09 Sep 2009 08:33

GROSS!!!!!

Ms. Jay
09 Sep 2009 08:56

LOL GML>.......was going to ask the same thing.........

Ms. Jay
09 Sep 2009 08:59

fefel the word you lookin for is SO SICK.....

Pooky
09 Sep 2009 10:18

Tandekile u-stout maan...talk about keeping it in the family yoh

tandekile
09 Sep 2009 13:05

No guys the couzn was just the first encounter, and I mite actually have been 14 when it happened. It all happened after he innocently asked me for a back rub after his evening workout but rubbing those solid blak muscles gave me ideas Id never even heard about and soon the massage progressed to include his thighs, for sum reason I just kudnt stop touching, I kud have rubbed forever like something was drawing me towads him. Then he turned around and aksd me to do his chest but my eyes instead went strait to the area between his legs. I instead rubbed on his thighs and that was when I noticed something moving, like twitching under his running shorts and daamnit I just had to investigate! I didn’t think twice, hell I wasnt thinking period before I uncovered his cotch and oh my goooood! the image is etched forever in my mind, to this day nothing lve seen is quite as beautiful. The first shock was the fact that there was hair there!!! then I saw, I looked, hell I studied his third leg! huuuuge, dark, a glistening red/black/purple pulsating head that was covered in a syrup that looked much like the one I always licked after mom emptied a can of fruit..., at that moment I just knew I had to do something about it, I couldn’t in good conscience just leave it as it was. My first instict was to taste the syrup and I did! Whe it didnt taste like sugar at first I was a little disapointed, but then a fruity almond like taste of the syrup kwikly hit my taste buds and maaan, a thousand wild horses could not have dragged me away from that dick....I sucked, licked, sucked and licked some more until suddenly I felt the man's hand gently rubbing on the back of my hand, then both his hands on the sides of my head, then his hips gyrated, but when he sounded like he was  having trouble breathing I worried, stopped and said whats wrong? to which he relplied "shhhh, dont talk". Thats how I realized he wasnt dying and I continued where I left off while he continued moving his hips, heavy breathing and mumbling things. Suddenly the rubbing of his hands on the back of my head and the sides of my face were faster and were not gentle anymore, the heavy breathing turned into a full blown moan, I felt his cock between my hands throbbin with a much stronger pulse and then my mouth was filled with more than just my saliva....I thot of swallowing but instead I opened my mouth and emptied the contents all over his pubes and his stomacck and rubbed it allova with my hands while he lay back in extacy....From that moment on, life and the whole question of "why are we  here?"  made sense to me....

Pooky
09 Sep 2009 13:10

OMG hi hi hi....

Pooky
09 Sep 2009 13:14

am too young for lezizinto zikhulunywa lana....am out...


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A wedding proposal, a familiar face returns and Ndumiso basks in the glory of his apparent heroism.


Binnelanders Teasers - December 2024

Joe tells his sister about his visit to their father’s mistress. Ouch!


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BBC Earth takes you around the Solar System and a Wicked special airs on E! ahead of the film premiere.


My Naam is Farah Teasers - December 2024

Immigration officials turn up at Farah’s home. And then she receives a call from a ghost.

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